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00:05We're back in the workroom and nobody was eliminated, even though everybody thought somebody should be eliminated.
00:12Discord.
00:14Oh my god. Half of 14 still.
00:18Shit.
00:20Still seven.
00:22Why is there still seven of us? That's annoying.
00:25I was ready to get the numbers shorter. Sorry, Discord.
00:28Discord? Yes.
00:29How do you feel post the who should go home question?
00:33Who should go home tonight and why?
00:36I'm afraid I would have to say Discord.
00:38Yes, the safety pins look great, but it was not in the box.
00:41I would say Discord.
00:42Discord was not as resourceful.
00:45I'll say Discord.
00:45Discord could have pushed it further with using some other fabrics.
00:51It does suck to have every single person say your name, but it was like pretty safety pin based.
00:56If you make it a part of your brand, you can have as many exposed safety pins as you want.
01:00She didn't care that she broke the rules of the challenge and she still stayed, so annoying.
01:06All I heard was that Iman said I should be a designer.
01:09I forgot that you guys want me to go home because Iman wants me to be a designer.
01:14My outfit is very clearly beautiful.
01:17If all the girls would not have named me, I could have been in the top.
01:20Maybe I'll be in the top next week.
01:23Now, I think I need to be drinking whatever the fuck Ms. Adams delusional ass is drinking
01:28because bitch, it's working.
01:30She does not give a fuck, a flying fuck actually, what we have to think.
01:34Well, Jane, congrats.
01:36Jane, extra congrats.
01:37Yeah!
01:38Congrats, Janey.
01:39This was like the first time in this competition where I was sweating, so I'm feeling shockingly confident.
01:47Maybe I'm actually kind of good at this.
01:49I am the first queen in the competition to get to three wins and I feel like this cements me
01:56as the frontrunner
01:57and I am just ready to take that energy and keep it moving.
02:02Kenya, the very first week, you were near the bottom for the design and now you're in the top for
02:07design.
02:07To be in the top two for design challenge.
02:11You better work.
02:12Jesus!
02:13Lord, Patty, Lord!
02:15I need to buy a patty pie as soon as I get home.
02:16Patty pie!
02:17I want a patty pie right now, bitch.
02:19Janey, is this how it feels?
02:20It's nice, right?
02:22Honey, I've had a mid-season turnaround.
02:25Thank you, Jesus.
02:26For the past two weeks, I feel like I've been killing these challenges.
02:29But I'm getting edged and edged and edged.
02:32And bitch, I need to bust.
02:33Bitch, I want to win.
02:34I came close.
02:36She snatched out my bosom.
02:37I'm Janey.
02:38Don't.
02:38I don't do anything bad because I win everything!
02:43God damn it!
02:44I'm one of the few girls without a win and Jane has been in the top every single week.
02:51And it would be so nice to see her at least safe.
02:54Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane.
02:55Kenya, you're going to show girls to Jane?
02:57Yeah, I'm going to piss on her contact solution.
02:59I'm Nancy Kerrigan in those kneecaps.
03:04It's a new day!
03:06It is a brand new day in the workroom and bitch, I feel good, honey.
03:10I'm still relishing off of my top placement from last week.
03:13It does feel good that we did a whole challenge and they were like,
03:15you all are too sickening, so we got to keep you all.
03:18Do you think there could be a, the judges could catch up and do a double elimination?
03:22Nene, let's nod.
03:24Like why would you even like play with that right now?
03:26We're always having a good time and then here comes Nene.
03:33She's not ready to hand her.
03:36Herses.
03:37Herses.
03:38Roo rule number 87.
03:40Throwing shade takes a bit of creativity.
03:44Being a bitch takes none.
03:48Nene.
03:50Hello, hello, hello.
03:54Looking very dapper to Danny.
03:56Super realist.
03:57Yes.
03:58My lucky seven.
04:00Good morning.
04:00Good morning.
04:01Good morning.
04:02I want you to stop and take a moment to celebrate the sweet smell of success.
04:08Mmm.
04:09Because for today's mini challenge, you need to say it and spray it,
04:13as you make sensational perfume videos.
04:17Oh!
04:17I love it.
04:19First, you'll select one of the transformational fragrances provided by Scentbird.
04:24Then you'll get into quick before and after drag.
04:27And in the end, the queen who comes out smelling like a rose wins.
04:32Smell the skin, darling.
04:33Mmm.
04:33All of it.
04:35Ready?
04:36Scent spray.
04:37Scentbird New York.
04:39So many to choose from.
04:40Open those nostrils, ladies.
04:41The first step in this mini challenge is picking which fragrance we will be making our ad for.
04:46Whoa.
04:48I think I'm going to choose this one.
04:49Now that we've chosen our fragrances, it's time to go make a commercial.
04:54Okay, queens.
04:55Let's take a look at your perfume videos.
04:57Jane, don't.
04:58You kiss your mother with that mouth?
05:01Bitch, please.
05:02By confessions of a rebel.
05:04I'm not delusional.
05:05You are!
05:10Darlene Mitchell.
05:10Life is 80% aspiration, 20% perspiration.
05:17Steamed Rainbow by Dia Sanjerga.
05:19Smell all my colors.
05:26Discord Adams.
05:27I've never met a stranger that I didn't love.
05:31Oh, yes.
05:32My confessions of a rebel.
05:34For the gal who has everything except boundary.
05:39Mikey Meeks.
05:40Men say I'm high-maintenance.
05:42I prefer luxury model.
05:46I'm expensive.
05:47By Deck of Scarlet.
05:49For the bitch who's fully loaded.
05:55Her.
05:55Her.
05:56She who eat.
05:58Oh, yes.
06:00Juicy Love De Young.
06:01People say I'm full of it.
06:04And they're right.
06:06Intention by Fluid Project.
06:09That's my power you're smelling.
06:14Can you please her?
06:15I like my wigs how I like my relationships.
06:19Messy.
06:21Dirty Peach by Heretic.
06:23Bad choices smell good.
06:26Dirty Peach.
06:28Yeah.
06:32Nini Coco.
06:33What's love got to do with it?
06:35You tell me.
06:37Catch feelings.
06:38By Five Cents.
06:39I'm not angry.
06:40I'm just...
06:41Disappointed.
06:44Yeah!
06:45Lady Kings, you are all smell-o-quent.
06:48But one of you hit just the right top note.
06:52The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
06:55Mikey Meats.
06:56Woo!
06:59Another mini-challenge win?
07:01I'm on a hot streak.
07:02You've won a cash prize of $2,500.
07:05Yes!
07:05Oh, my gosh.
07:06Courtesy of Scentbird.
07:07Thank you, Scentbird.
07:08My queens.
07:09In the Drag Race multiverse, there is one superstar who is truly out of her mind.
07:17Only one?
07:18For this week's maxi-challenge, you'll be toasting and roasting the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Global All-Stars...
07:25Oh, my God.
07:26Alyssa Edwards!
07:30The one and only Miss Alyssa Edwards.
07:34You know, Division of Season 5, Division of All-Stars 2, and the winner of Global All-Stars.
07:40And remember, she don't get cute.
07:42She gets drop-dead gorgeous.
07:45Alyssa is known for her tongue pop, her floor work as Annie Oakley, fighting with Kokomon trees.
07:51God, look how orange you fucking look, girl.
07:53For her many, many catchphrases.
07:56Backrolls.
07:56Gila monster.
07:58Brigamorous, girl.
07:59You think you're clever, don't you?
08:00Now, later today, you'll workshop your toast material with Michelle Visage and the shilarious Otsuko Okatsuka.
08:10Oh!
08:12I love roasts.
08:14This is such an essential component of what being a drag queen is about.
08:19It's reading.
08:19It's comedy writing.
08:21So, I'm extremely excited to do this.
08:23Now, tomorrow on the main stage, you'll raise your glasses and asses as you give a toast to Alyssa Edwards.
08:31Okay.
08:34At this point in the competition, it's really important to get a win, but I don't really quite know how
08:41to roast.
08:42Now, Mikey, as the winner of today's mini-challenge, you get to pick the toast order.
08:47Oh!
08:49Here we go, kids.
08:50Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
08:53Yeah!
08:55For this roast, everybody's fair game, including the other queens.
08:59And the queens feel that I come in hot, so every time that I say anything, it's getting hit with,
09:04Ooh, whoa, whoa!
09:06And now I've got to roast these girls.
09:09Ugh!
09:12This week's Maxie Challenge, we are roasting and toasting the one and only Miss Alyssa Edwards.
09:17Oh, I can't say that.
09:18Oh, I can't say that.
09:19Oh, I can't say that.
09:20I can't say that.
09:20Girl, I'm excited.
09:22I feel like I'm a funny bitch.
09:24I've never roasted.
09:25I'm not a roaster.
09:27That's so strange.
09:28You are such a mean, despicable person.
09:31I would have figured this is in your wheelhouse.
09:32I would think that...
09:37I'm sorry.
09:38That's where you go, you too.
09:41So for this roast, I'm just kind of coming up with words that I find funny.
09:46It's time for Alyssa Edwards to quit drag, full stop.
09:49Bitch, sit your ass down and shut the hell up, bitch.
09:53Darling, that's not a joke.
09:57Anyway, who do you think is going home this week?
10:00Well, with the flames coming off of this paper, it's gonna be me, girl.
10:04I'm making myself laugh.
10:09So I'm hoping that that translates.
10:12Ooh, yeah, get those hands nice and warm, cause they keep coming out of here.
10:19Oh God, I don't know how to do it first.
10:21I get to pick the order of the roast, which is a bit daunting.
10:25Are you trying to be shady or are you trying to make it a good roast?
10:28Or both.
10:29Or both.
10:29Top seven.
10:30Yeah.
10:31I have to be strategic in some ways.
10:34If I was her, I'd be shady boots.
10:37But don't do that to me.
10:39Bitch, don't do that to me.
10:40Fight you, stop!
10:44Hi.
10:45Hi.
10:46Class is in session.
10:47It is time to meet up with our comedy coaches.
10:50I have set the order of the roast and we're doing a table read, so that means we're all hearing
10:54each other's critiques.
10:56Oh my gosh, with the notebooks.
10:57They're gonna need them.
10:59Yup.
10:59Say hello to Asuka Okatsuka.
11:02Hi.
11:03Hi, hi.
11:04Oh my gosh, nice to meet you.
11:05She is a comedian, actress, and writer.
11:08And she's here to help with your toast jokes.
11:11I am so excited to be here and yeah, let's have fun.
11:14Starting with Discord.
11:15Hi.
11:16Now Discord, you're the first up.
11:17Mikey, you did the order.
11:20I did.
11:20Was that Sabotage, putting Discord first?
11:23Last week, we all said that she should go home, so I do think it's a chance to push herself.
11:28All is fair in love and drags.
11:29How do you feel about that?
11:31Um, I've done roasts before and then they're like, wow, you actually are funny.
11:35Okay, so you're setting the bar kind of high, saying that this is kind of your wheelhouse.
11:41Yeah, you know, I go into everything delusionally confident, so.
11:44And I love that.
11:45So let's see what you're working with.
11:46When Alyssa takes off her makeup, the features are gone, honey.
11:49I've seen more chin on an earthworm.
11:51What else you got?
11:52The only thing getting older than RuPaul are jokes about RuPaul being old.
11:55Seriously, girls, the material's right in front of you.
11:58Test her memory.
11:59Quick, Ru, what's her name?
12:00I like it.
12:01You did do her a favor by putting her first.
12:04Yeah.
12:05Incredible start.
12:06This is one challenge that I feel I can really excel at.
12:09And if I can just beat Jane out this time, I could get a win here.
12:13Jane, don't.
12:14You come up right after Discord.
12:16So what was your thinking with that?
12:18Don't be near Jane.
12:20Hey.
12:21Well, I decided to take a real left turn.
12:24Oh.
12:24And we're starting with Michelle the whore jokes.
12:26Yeah, no, my favorite.
12:27My favorite.
12:28Michelle has had so many men from New Jersey inside of her that when you hold her vagina
12:32up to your ear, you can hear Bon Jovi.
12:35Oh, my God.
12:37Don't tell me anymore.
12:38I want to laugh.
12:38Okay, okay, okay.
12:39You got it.
12:39I am following Jane, the funniest bitch in the room.
12:42Oh, shit.
12:42I have a tough act to follow.
12:44Don't die.
12:46Juicy love Dion.
12:47Are you nervous?
12:47How are you feeling about this, Juicy?
12:49Um, I wouldn't necessarily consider myself a comedian.
12:51Okay, no.
12:52I know you're a dancing queen.
12:54I know I'm following Jane.
12:55I definitely have to keep the energy up.
12:57Not just energy.
12:59You need to have confidence.
13:00Yes.
13:00Here we go, Juice.
13:01My name is Juicy Love Dion, and I promise I'm not dumb.
13:05I just have bad luck thinking.
13:07But enough about me being born from the top of a ladder.
13:11Wait, I don't get it.
13:12Being born...
13:13Like, dropped from the top of...
13:14Drop on her head as a baby.
13:15If you have to explain it.
13:17It's pretty funny, you know?
13:19You're born from the top of a ladder.
13:20Like, you're instantly dropped on her head.
13:22That's what...
13:23That's...
13:24Okay, I'm not getting any laughs in the room right now.
13:30If you're gonna lean into, like, I'm dumb...
13:33Yes.
13:34Bring a character to it.
13:36Okay.
13:36Right?
13:36And that could be in your inflection, in your delivery.
13:39Think of people who have made it their thing.
13:42Goldie Hawn.
13:42Mm-hmm.
13:43Jessica Simpson.
13:44Yes.
13:44If you're gonna do it, then do it.
13:47Mm-hmm.
13:48If that's what you choose.
13:50Darlene Mitchell.
13:51Do you have, like, a joke that you might do?
13:54Yeah, yeah.
13:54Alyssa was stripped of her 2010 Miss Gay America title
13:56for conflicts of interest with the organization.
13:59The real conflict of interest that she should be concerned with
14:01is how those shoulders still don't match those hips.
14:05It's a long way to go for that punchline.
14:06You're gonna get through one girl.
14:08Okay.
14:08Alyssa was one of the most talented dancers this show has ever seen,
14:12but now a jump split is more like a jump splat.
14:18Uh, Discord, you're writing a lot.
14:20Yeah.
14:20Are you writing jokes?
14:21Or are you copying jokes?
14:22Oh.
14:23Darlene's really, really bad joke that she just told.
14:26I promise you I'm not stealing that.
14:28Jump splat!
14:30That's a good one.
14:31Underline.
14:31The Arrietty over here.
14:33Yeah.
14:33You have a really twisted sense of humor,
14:36so it's just waiting to come out.
14:38But it's gotta be grand enough for us to see that,
14:41otherwise it'll be like, ooh.
14:43Yeah, lean into the physical humor too.
14:46Okay.
14:46Nene Coco!
14:48Hello!
14:48Should I try some of the Alyssa jokes?
14:50Okay.
14:51There's a few things I know about Texas.
14:52Everything is bigger there.
14:54And by everything, I mean Alyssa's old overbite.
14:57Okay.
14:57I feel like I look like Alyssa Edwards
14:59if Alyssa Edwards was good at makeup.
15:05The jokes that I want to tell are not landing,
15:07and I'm trying to shrink myself because I don't want to...
15:11I don't know.
15:13I gotta figure this out.
15:14I feel like something I struggle with is the girls.
15:17They always say that I come in really hot with shade sometimes.
15:20Who says that about you?
15:22I think everybody.
15:23Everybody.
15:23The tough part for me is I do laugh along with it,
15:26but like, you know, sometimes I feel like now when I do speak up,
15:29they're always just like, whoa!
15:31No matter what I say,
15:32even if it's like the girl next to me says the same thing.
15:35I'm trying to just make sure that I still show them love
15:38and not just like feel like I'm attacking them all the time.
15:41It sounds to me like this could potentially hold you back.
15:45I do not want you to do that.
15:46Maybe you're just not skilled at reading the room.
15:48I feel like I'm getting caught up in my own social anxiety about all of this,
15:52and I'm getting so stifled by what I can and cannot do,
15:56and it's causing me to spiral.
16:00You've heard me say it a million times.
16:02There's a fine line between mean and roasting somebody,
16:05or mean and shady.
16:07Shade is said with a wink-wink, nudge-nudge behind it.
16:09Yeah.
16:10You can do it, NeNe.
16:11Now, Kenya, you are funny.
16:13And you light up a room.
16:14You are filled with charisma.
16:17But are you filled with jokes?
16:18Michelle, I'm going to fucking try.
16:20Go on, Kenya.
16:20My time in this competition is a lot like my dating history,
16:23a lot of bottoming,
16:24while a tall black man tells me to beat my inner saboteur.
16:27Speaking of inner saboteur, hi, Darlene.
16:30Can I borrow some of those lovely bricks that you call shoes?
16:33You have your perspective down,
16:35so you have, like, the hard part down.
16:37Yeah, it's really just then committing to that voice.
16:39Right.
16:40Mikey Meeks.
16:40Hi.
16:41Mikey, you put yourself last.
16:42I did.
16:43Wow!
16:44She wants to be the closer.
16:47All right, let's hear some of the stuff that you got.
16:50Okay.
16:51Last year, Alyssa was crowned queen of the mother-tucking world.
16:54We're never getting out of this trade war.
16:56Okay.
16:57Alyssa's idea of foreign policy is ordering extra breadsticks at Olive Garden.
17:02Alyssa embodies everything about C-U-N-T.
17:06Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and testosterone.
17:10I think it's good.
17:12Any questions for us?
17:14Do y'all validate parking?
17:17It's a little...
17:18Yeah, time's up.
17:19After meeting with the comedy coaches, part of me is like,
17:22is this good enough?
17:24Do I have what it takes to close out the roast?
17:28Can I live to the expectation?
17:29I don't know.
17:30I don't know.
17:36Whoa!
17:36Oh my God, Darlene.
17:38Feeling it.
17:39Feeling it.
17:40Today's the day we will be delivering a roast
17:42in front of Alyssa herself and the judges.
17:44And I am nervous.
17:47This is gonna be...
17:49something.
17:51Here comes Darlene, dragging her little car.
17:54You look like you're selling Mary Kay.
17:57Can you please her?
18:00Mikey, how are you feeling?
18:02I woke up high on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
18:04I think the anxiety got to me a little bit.
18:06To be honest, I'm a little in my head right now.
18:09I am feeling the pressure of having to close the roast.
18:13So overnight, I rewrote the roast.
18:17After the rewrite and looking at the material,
18:19I think I found what I want to say.
18:22It's a little pressure closing it out.
18:23And I did that to myself.
18:24Girl, I'm going right before you.
18:26Yes, how do you feel?
18:26I feel very good.
18:28She's feeling good from her head to her shoes.
18:31My attitude, bitch.
18:32Right.
18:32Down.
18:33I feel like it's in a good place,
18:35but honey, I fucked up Snatch Game.
18:39I cannot fuck this up.
18:40It's showtime, folks.
18:42And I need to get in from this gig, girl.
18:46How are we feeling?
18:47I don't know.
18:48I feel like this whole process has really let me know that my brain works so differently than everyone else
18:54in the room.
18:55You know what I mean?
18:56Like it's not the typical like set up, set up, punch line.
19:00Here's the knife.
19:01You know what I mean?
19:02It's not going to be how the other girls are technically putting together a roast joke,
19:05but I'm going to get some laughs.
19:08I hope.
19:09A different flavor is sometimes appreciated,
19:10but sometimes a different flavor can flop.
19:15It's a big swing,
19:16but at this point in the competition without having a win,
19:18I need to swing big.
19:22How's yours going, NeNe?
19:23I think it's funny.
19:24Did you keep some of your signature NeNe sting?
19:27You know, we'll see.
19:29It's elimination day and I'm nervous.
19:31I feel that the table read was interesting.
19:34A lot of feelings were put out on the table.
19:36I'm still trying to connect all the dots.
19:38All right, I'm going to check in with NeNe.
19:40NeNe seems to be having a tough time getting her footing.
19:45NeNe, how are you feeling?
19:46I know yesterday you were feeling emotional.
19:50How are you?
19:51How are we with that today?
19:53I don't know.
19:54Like, this whole competition have been telling myself, like,
19:56I know who I am.
19:57I know what I can do, all this stuff.
19:59But then it's in those moments that these insecurities crack through
20:01and I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
20:07I think Michelle was right.
20:08I was like, I sometimes don't know how to read the room.
20:10And I'm trying to figure out, like, I want to connect with y'all.
20:14And I, like, struggle to do that in moments.
20:16It's okay that sometimes you just, like, kind of come in hot.
20:19To my mind, what seems like it might be helpful is, like,
20:21I do think you just need to, like, own it a little bit.
20:23It's better to just own that and be like, that just is who you are, I think,
20:28than to get in your head about it.
20:29Because in my experience, that's when those moments get, like, worse.
20:32And I think, you know, obviously, it sounds like we can all probably stand to be a bit more, like,
20:36sensitive about not, like, going in quite so hard on it.
20:39I do just want to, like, keep with the girls.
20:41I don't want to have to tiptoe around y'all.
20:42I don't want y'all to have to tiptoe around me.
20:43I came into the competition knowing that I could handle a challenge,
20:47but I was not expecting to deal with all of the social interactions
20:52that came with this competition.
20:54All right, well, it's been good talking to you, Winnie the Pooh.
20:57Can I give you a hug?
20:58Yeah.
20:59I think you're cool, Jane.
21:00No matter what.
21:01Anybody else.
21:02Fuck off.
21:03I know that I can be funny.
21:05And especially coming off the Snatch Game, I know that I can make this roast good.
21:09I've just got to really lean into the material that I've got
21:12and hope that I can sell it without being a total bitch.
21:19Why you mad?
21:20Because my pussy pops more civilly.
21:22And yours don't talk to it.
21:25I love your laugh, Mikey.
21:26Yeah.
21:27Yeah.
21:28It kind of sounds like you're powering down.
21:29Yeah.
21:30Honey, we all know when Mikey powers down, it's getting ridiculous.
21:33Mikey is crazy.
21:35She will literally be in the middle of talking.
21:36She'll be like, you know what?
21:37Mm-mm.
21:39I actually saw you power down during the table read.
21:41You were like...
21:44It was after the...
21:45Why did you put yourself last?
21:49Mikey, you put yourself last.
21:51I did.
21:51She wants to be the closer.
21:55Yeah, I don't know.
21:56I'm a weird person.
21:57Sometimes I'm talking to myself in my brain and I genuinely power down.
22:02Yeah.
22:06What?
22:07See?
22:07What the fuck is wrong with this bitch?
22:10Ooh, I'm back.
22:11Where she goes, we do not know what's happening in that noggin.
22:16Mikey fully might be a robot at this point.
22:21Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
22:23Here's looking at you, kid.
22:26It's Michelle Visage.
22:27L'chaim.
22:30Cheers, my queers.
22:31It's Ross Matthews.
22:33Bottoms up.
22:37And the wonderful Oksko Okatsuka.
22:40Here's to the best bowl cut in the business.
22:43Move over, Beatles.
22:44I'm serving John and Yoko.
22:49This week, we challenge our queens to toast the incomparable Alyssa Edgar.
22:53Racers, start your engines.
22:56And may the best drag queen win.
22:59From beautiful downtown Pacoima, it's a toast to Alyssa Edwards.
23:08Now, here's Alyssa.
23:20Welcome, darling.
23:21Thank you for the invitation to the annual family roast.
23:25But to you ladies, I want all of y'all to take a good look at this before you annihilate
23:30me.
23:31Because it's never going to get this good for you.
23:36Now, let's start this shindig.
23:38Come on.
23:40First up, it's Discord Adam.
23:44Good evening, good evening, good evening.
23:46And welcome to the toast of the dancing diva of Mesquite, Texas.
23:50A woman whose back rolls enter the room before she does.
23:53Ooh.
23:54The beautiful.
23:55The honorable.
23:56The unintelligible.
23:58Alyssa Edwards.
24:01So let's start with a toast, shall we?
24:03Uh-huh.
24:04Here is to honor.
24:05Hitting honor.
24:07Kissing honor.
24:08Loving honor.
24:12Michelle knows what I'm talking about.
24:14Oh, yeah.
24:16We can't forget the queen of all queens.
24:20RuPaul.
24:22But you know, uh-oh.
24:24She spilled her drink.
24:25Let's get real here.
24:26The only thing older than RuPaul are jokes about RuPaul being old.
24:31No, no.
24:32I'm joking, everyone.
24:33Without RuPaul and her legacy, I would not be standing here today.
24:37Waiting for these girls to bomb.
24:40But now it's time for the beast of the hour.
24:43Does anybody even know what Alyssa is saying?
24:45Chirpin' like a squirpin' like a...
24:47Rig-a-Morris.
24:49Seriously, trying to figure you out is harder than Kenya reading the menu at the Cheesecake Factory.
24:55Cause I'm fat.
24:56When Alyssa takes her makeup off, the features are gone, honey.
25:00I have seen more features on an egg.
25:04There are jokes.
25:05It's just that they're not that funny.
25:07Maybe it's the Sith Lord hood.
25:08It just doesn't feel fun.
25:11And now it's time for the top.
25:12We are all dying to see bottom.
25:14Welcome, Jane Donk.
25:17Thank you, Lord Voldemort.
25:20It's an honor to be in a room full of such extraordinary queer artists.
25:25And Nene Coco.
25:27RuPaul is here.
25:28RuPaul is so old.
25:29The first time she asked why it gotta be black, she was talking about the plague.
25:36But enough about RuPaul.
25:37Let's talk about her dedicated team of elder care specialists.
25:41Hi, Michelle.
25:42Hi.
25:42Michelle famously placed seventh on Strictly Come Dancing.
25:46But she always places first on Strictly Come Guzzling.
25:53I cannot believe that I am in the presence of the Ross Matthews.
25:59Or as he's known by most of America, that faggot on the Drew Barrymore show.
26:06I love that one.
26:07It's true.
26:08It's true.
26:09Mikey Meeks is here.
26:10Everybody give it up for Mikey.
26:11Yes.
26:12Mikey has a BFA.
26:14That's right.
26:14A blown out fucking asshole.
26:18It's true.
26:19What?
26:20A BFA?
26:22But on to the woman of the hour.
26:25Alyssa Edwards.
26:26Alyssa, you are the pride of Texas.
26:29Oh, wait.
26:29I'm sorry.
26:29I read that wrong.
26:30Alyssa, your back is as wide as Texas.
26:33I'd love to make jokes about you losing crowns.
26:35But I don't want to bring up your teeth.
26:37And now, you'll give it up for the one child George Bush left behind.
26:42It's Juicy Love Dion!
26:45That was good, bitch.
26:47Jane's too smart.
26:48She's really good at this.
26:49Now I gotta follow her.
26:51Damn.
26:52We are gathered here today to celebrate the career of Alyssa Edwards.
26:57But first, Michelle Visage.
26:59Hi, Michelle.
27:00Hi.
27:01The only thing drier than Michelle's humor is Ross Matthews' vagina.
27:05That's true.
27:06I'm so glad you can take time off from being Drew Barrymore's new pet gay
27:11to come back to being RuPaul's Bichon Frise.
27:15We missed you.
27:19Girl, what is Juicy even talking about?
27:21I don't know.
27:22I can't even follow, but I know it's not funny.
27:23Ru, a few weeks ago you asked me a very tough question.
27:28Who are you?
27:29And I had to dig really deep for this answer.
27:34I'm Juicy Love Dion, not Georges.
27:38Yes.
27:40And finally, our guest of honor, Alyssa Edwards.
27:44You know, watching you be such a great dance teacher and mentor on Dancing Queen,
27:49all I could think about is, wow.
27:53I can't believe I have nothing better to do than watch Dancing Queen.
27:57You really inspire me to be a better dancer, actor, and comedian.
28:02Because if not, then it's going to take me three tries to win RuPaul's Drag Race.
28:07Well, bitch, at this right it's going to take more than three.
28:11Oh, bless Juicy's heart.
28:13This is not her challenge.
28:15And now, a woman who brought to this competition her soft heart and hard friends.
28:22It's Darlene Mitchell.
28:26You've heard of Carrot Top, but have you ever heard of Carrot Bottom?
28:31Hello RuPaul.
28:33Ru, this show is truly a unique, unmatched experience.
28:37A room full of queens struggling to top, some of us top, one doesn't.
28:42Hi Discord!
28:47The room is honestly pretty quiet.
28:50I need to turn this around.
28:51I am just going for it.
28:54These girls have been calling me a prop queen all season,
28:57and I just don't see it.
29:00Oh look!
29:02A burger!
29:06Can you please her?
29:08We told her we were having a roast tonight,
29:10and this bitch showed up with coleslaw and macaroni!
29:16And now, let's talk about the other big girl.
29:20And I'm talking about Alyssa Edwards.
29:23Ego.
29:24What, too harsh?
29:26How about I say it with a clown nose?
29:32She looks so excited to be here, but that just must be all that illegal Botox.
29:45This is the most unhinged thing that I have ever seen in a roast, and I think I like it?
29:52It's the best.
29:52RuPaul!
29:53Getting to know you these past few weeks, I feel like I can confidently assume
29:58gerbils are not off the table for you, mama!
30:02Am I right?
30:06Bossy Rossy!
30:07Hi!
30:08Ross, you just make me so horny.
30:10I could reach under the desk right now to get a top placement tonight.
30:15Banana!
30:19That's it for me.
30:21And up next...
30:23Nini Coco!
30:25And one more thing, Michelle.
30:28Why you mad?
30:35Darlene's roast set will go down in history.
30:37It is so completely batshit insane.
30:41This is genius.
30:43Welcome back to a toast to Alyssa Edwards.
30:46Thank you, everyone.
30:48Let's give it up one more time for Darlene Mitchell!
30:52You know, out of drag, she's kind of the trait of the season.
30:56I would hook up with her, but I'd have to put a bag over her artistic choices to be able
31:01to do so.
31:03Before we get to the handsome woman of the hour, I would like to take a moment to celebrate the
31:08judges.
31:08For those that don't know, RuPaul is the first drag queen ever.
31:17Ru is so old, her new Covergirl remix goes from, put that base in your walk, to put tennis balls
31:23on the base of that walker.
31:27Also, Ross is here.
31:29Ross was on Celebrity Big Brother.
31:31Who looked at Ross and said, yeah, celebrity?
31:34Oh, hair.
31:37Atsuko is here.
31:38It was an honor to meet you yesterday.
31:39My first thought was, wow, I'm really craving coconuts.
31:43My second thought, who does your hair?
31:46I'd like to avoid them.
31:47Oh, come on.
31:48On to the superstar herself.
31:51People constantly tell me that I look like Alyssa Edwards.
31:55Do we see it?
31:56Yes, I do see it a little bit.
31:57And it might be because we share the same foundation shade.
32:00White privilege.
32:03Back in the day, the phrase, everything is bigger in Texas, had exclusively applied to her overbite.
32:09Oh.
32:10But that is all for me.
32:11And up next, we have a bathroom queen.
32:13Which means, if you need to take a potty break, now's the time to do it.
32:17It's Kenya Pleaser!
32:19Thank you so much, NeNe, for that.
32:23Honey, when I heard we were toasting, I got really excited and I bought all the jelly I could find
32:28in a 30-mile radius.
32:29It must be jelly because jam don't shake, girl.
32:31Yes, bitch.
32:32See, my time in this competition has been a lot like my dating history.
32:37Plenty of bottoming.
32:39While a black man tells me to beat the inner saboteur.
32:43Speaking of inner saboteur.
32:45Hi, Darlene.
32:46Can I borrow some of those shoes that you call bricks?
32:48Or some of those bricks that you call shoes?
32:52The judges have been on Discord's walk all season long.
32:56Discord's walk is so stiff and uncomfortable to look at, it reminds me of Ross Matthews.
33:01It does, truly.
33:05Crickets.
33:07That's the only thing I hear.
33:09There is not a single joke landing.
33:12Alyssa, I love and adore you so very much.
33:15Me and Alyssa have so much in common.
33:18We're both from the South.
33:20We both love sweet tea.
33:23We do.
33:23We do, yes.
33:24And we both have back rolls.
33:28Bitch, we both share back rolls, honey.
33:30And Alyssa, I totally understood you when you called Riga Morris, honey.
33:33But bitch, could you call us something else?
33:35I heard Riga and I got scared, bitch.
33:38Girls, what the fuck does she call us?
33:42Kenya, energy, ten, jokes, two.
33:46And closing out our toast and our roast for this evening, a beast of a woman.
33:50I mean, my good sister, Mikey Meeks.
33:55Woo!
33:56Well, wasn't that terrible?
34:01Good evening, everyone.
34:03I am the drag ingenue, Mikey Meeks.
34:06We have some amazing queens who perform tonight.
34:09Discord Adams is here.
34:10Her place in the competition is like Jane Doan's hairline.
34:15Receding.
34:18Juicy is such a slut.
34:20When she says the juice is loose, she means it.
34:27Ross, so good to see you.
34:29Oh, and I'm happy Drew Barrymore let you out of her basement.
34:32Yes.
34:33Rossi puts the lotion on his skin or else it gets the hose again.
34:39Well, we are here today to celebrate a leader, a mentor, and a teacher.
34:45Which is why Texas may be last in education.
34:48Alyssa Edwards.
34:52Last year Alyssa was crowned queen of the mother talking world.
34:57Really?
34:58What do you know about global issues?
35:01To her, a trade war is when her tricks find out she's a top.
35:10Bitch, Mikey, why are you so good?
35:12Oh, I'm living.
35:14We love you, queens.
35:17And now, let's give the last word to the star of the night, Alyssa Edwards.
35:25What a night to remember, Ru.
35:27Thank you so very much for inviting me.
35:30I have just one thing to say to these monsters.
35:34I don't get cute, I get drop-dead gorgeous.
35:36I don't get cute, drop-dead gorgeous.
35:38I don't get cute, drop-dead gorgeous.
35:40I don't get cute, drop-dead gorgeous.
35:41I don't get cute, drop-dead gorgeous.
35:43I don't get cute, drop-dead gorgeous.
35:44I don't get cute, drop-dead gorgeous.
35:46I don't get cute, I get drop-dead gorgeous.
35:50I don't get cute, I get drop-dead gorgeous.
35:57I don't get cute, I get drop-dead gorgeous.
36:01I don't get cute, I get drop-dead gorgeous.
36:03I don't get cute, I get drop-dead gorgeous.
36:03Follow this act you bitches
36:13Category is swept away a first
36:17Discord Adams
36:19Don't you just love riding a hog my favorite swept away a runway outfit that blows in the wind bitch
36:26I'm a motorcycle. I am metal head to toe. I have flames shooting off of my
36:33Back. This is very punk. This is very metal. This look is very loudly discord
36:38And it's another look that was made from the minds of the House of Adams
36:46Michelle what can you handle bar this I can she's a motocross dresser
36:53Jane don't Jane was born with a silver spoon on her head
36:59My look is a gorgeous air tape inspired showgirl costume
37:04So I wanted to give something that had that kind of art deco 1910s 1920s vibe
37:10I have 20 pounds of sequin fringe hanging off both of my arms
37:15I should have done reps before I wore this costume, but I'm keeping those arms extended
37:19I love this look. Jane, can you go stage right? There's some dust over there
37:24You got it. Thank you. Great work. Yes. Sweep me up before you go go
37:30Juicy love Dion
37:30Don't you hate folding a fitted sheet? This is obviously a queen-size fitted sheet
37:35Mama, I'm serving drama on the runway supermodel that got stuck in the strings of a parachute and that's what
37:43I'm giving with this Linda Evangelista type of hair
37:45I know that that parachute is getting some life behind me and continues to move even when I stop
37:50I feel like I'm shooting for Vogue right now. I think I'm eating this
37:54Juicy, you ate that
37:56Someone finally invented something to catch your farts in
38:02Darlene Mitchell
38:03Reporting from the hurricane zone
38:04Forecast calls for a 69% chance that she's a whore
38:10Is a storm coming? I sure hope not because this fabric umbrella covered in feathers ain't gonna do shit
38:15I'm just your everyday girl trying to hold this pose fiercely, but this wind just won't let up, girl
38:22And I am giving supermodel couture down, but it wouldn't be me if it wasn't tacky as heck
38:29Well, they said there was a cold front moving in
38:31Hey, you remember Mary Poppins?
38:32Yeah
38:32Well, this is Mary Poopins
38:34Ooh
38:35Up next, Kenya Pleaser
38:38Kenya Pleaser? More like Kenya Breezer
38:41I am gone with the wind fabulous baby
38:44And I'm giving you black afro fairy down, honey
38:47I have on my fairy wing in this gorgeous iridescent lavender color
38:53I want little girls to see this and be like, mama, look at that little black fairy
38:56I want to be her when I grow up
38:57It is cutesy, it's body positive, and honey, most importantly, it's black
39:01When Tinker Bell is looking good as hell
39:05Mikey Meeks
39:06Neely O'Hara, live at the Flamingo Vegas
39:10Apparently she's the gust of honor
39:12Oh, okay
39:13I am covering the stage in 20 yards of orange chiffon, so you cannot miss me
39:19The fan is blowing, my hair is up, I feel so beautiful in this moment
39:23I wanted to pay tribute to the divas who raised me, who would perform with a spotlight, a fan, and
39:30some flowing fabric
39:31And that is the act I'm giving
39:32What an airhead
39:35Oh, she just got her second wind
39:39NeNe Coco
39:40This is a very earnest performance
39:43I am a widow in mourning
39:46I am headed to the seaside to scatter the ashes of my loved ones
39:50Oh no, my tissue
39:51It's camp, it's sad, it's funny
39:54I created this look, monochromatic black from head to toe
39:57Fit for a funeral, but the skirt is riding up a little bit high
40:01Maybe she'll find her next man at the beach
40:04What you gonna do with all that ash?
40:08Welcome, queens
40:09It's time for the judge's critiques
40:12First up, Discord Adams
40:15This look tonight, I wouldn't really call it blowing in the wind in any way
40:18There's a little bit, I think it's kind of stiff up here
40:21However, you have a great sense of style
40:23You're always edgy
40:24Tonight you look like Suzanne Barsh
40:26Oh, thank you
40:27Opening the toast is a really tough position
40:30Because you've got to set the tone
40:31There was a little bit of a stumble
40:32Your drink spilled
40:34Uh-oh
40:34And I don't know that you ever got back in front of it
40:37Someone once told me in live TV to embrace the mistakes
40:40So it would have been more fun if you just kept saying like
40:42Well, when is someone gonna refill my drink?
40:44But we've gotta be stronger than any mistake that is thrown in our way
40:47I loved the runs you did with Alyssa, the honor, the come on her, right?
40:52Very funny
40:52Could it have been funnier?
40:54Yeah, it definitely could have been funnier
40:56Up next, Jane Don't
40:58This look is so beautiful and it's hot
41:00It's just the right amount of rum to make it great
41:03A shape we don't usually see on our heads
41:05Right?
41:06Uh, excuse me
41:06Is that not just four times my hair?
41:09Awkward
41:09I'm so sorry
41:10What am I?
41:11Chopped liver?
41:12In the toast, you looked so glamorous in that red crystal gown
41:16It was very Marilyn
41:17I just loved it
41:18And it is hard to be so beautiful and then go and be funny
41:22I live that every day of my life
41:24You do a very good job with the whole complimenting and then the dig
41:28But I don't want to bring up your teeth
41:29You're so smart and naturally such a comedy queen
41:33Just wonderful
41:34This is what you do
41:34And there was no doubt that you would deliver
41:37Wonderful night for you
41:38Thank you
41:39Up next, Juicy Love Dion
41:41I love this outfit
41:42Not only is it beautiful
41:44But it allowed for a real moment on the runway with the fan
41:48But the toast was a challenge for you
41:51Wow
41:51What you were lacking was the confidence
41:55Your jokes were almost too nice
41:57I needed you to take it a lot further
42:00And if you weren't going to take it further
42:01Then you needed to take the character further
42:04Being a character is hard
42:05It's about showing it instead of just saying it
42:08You haven't quite found your voice yet
42:10Your point of view
42:11And that's what was missing tonight
42:14Up next, Darlene Mitchell
42:16You gave us more than just a look on a runway
42:19You gave us comedy
42:20That makes it so much fun
42:23In the toast, you swung so far
42:26It wasn't about the punchline
42:27It was about what is she going to do next
42:30Then halfway through you're like
42:32Doing this weird Kristen Wiig thing
42:34Where she's like
42:34And then you topped it off at the end
42:37With those hideous shoes
42:41Whatever you do
42:42Do not throw away those shoes
42:45You just let loose
42:47That's what you want to see
42:48You will work for the rest of your life
42:50Doing that act
42:53Great night for you, Darlene
42:54Thank you
42:55Up next, the widow Coco
42:58This is so beautiful
42:59Like, I want to go to this funeral
43:00And you had a moment
43:02Throwing the ashes in the air
43:03That's another clever way to think
43:04What am I going to do
43:05When there's a big fan pointed at me
43:06At one point, your skirt hiked up a little bit
43:09And we could see the garters there
43:10Which are the moment of this whole outfit
43:13Yeah
43:16Excuse me, in the toast
43:17Yeah, celebrity
43:18I understood what the kids were saying
43:22When they said that it could come across as mean
43:24I think you're your biggest doubter
43:26Because of this
43:27Yeah
43:27You need to find a way
43:28To put a little lube on it
43:30Before you just stick it right in
43:32Okay
43:33Clocking the moments of when
43:35You are getting laughs
43:36Is really important
43:36To finding the voice in comedy
43:38There were really great jokes
43:40That were social commentary
43:41We have the same shade of foundation
43:43White privilege
43:44Just about leaning into that
43:47Kenya pleaser
43:48I love the color of this outfit
43:49It's not as dramatic
43:51As some of the other looks
43:52When the wind machine is on
43:54But the color
43:55Perfection
43:56Okay, talk about the toast
43:57Exam, don't say girl
43:58There's a quality in your voice
44:00You command the stage
44:01The problem was
44:03You didn't really have the jokes
44:04There were some, Kenya
44:06But we needed
44:07More laughs
44:08You've gotten by
44:10With just
44:11How charismatic you are
44:13You've already got
44:14Everything it takes
44:15You've already got
44:16Everything it takes
44:17You have already got
44:19Everything it takes
44:21But you need to invest
44:22In Kenya
44:23You need to have a conversation
44:25With that little kid
44:26Inside of you
44:26And understand
44:28You are a natural
44:29Star
44:31Coming from where I come from
44:33I struggle with that
44:34On a daily basis
44:35That little boy is just
44:37Crying every day
44:37To be
44:38I'm beautiful
44:38I'm wanted
44:42And
44:42For me to be on this stage
44:44Is such a blessing
44:45And an honor
44:46And I don't want to
44:47Take it for granted at all
44:51Tonight, hopefully
44:52This is a big lesson for you
44:53A big lesson for you
44:57All right
44:58Up in my favorite color
44:59Mikey Meeks
45:00So you put yourself last
45:02That is a big, big seat
45:04To fill
45:05And I thought
45:06You did a great job
45:08You've got a real skill
45:09For understanding
45:10A set up
45:11And a punch line
45:12Terrible
45:14You were also doing a character
45:15That was very funny
45:16Every time you would
45:17She means it
45:18But you were doing that too
45:19It's a silliness
45:20In you that really comes out
45:22It's really funny
45:23Thank you
45:24You're another one
45:25You've got a career
45:25In comedy
45:26And this outfit
45:28And this outfit is gorgeous
45:29Whatever you thought
45:30We were going to see
45:31When that fan hit that outfit
45:33Double it by ten
45:35Is that math?
45:36I don't know
45:36I don't know
45:37Incorrect
45:37But we'll go with that
45:38Yeah
45:38Carry the one
45:40It was Lana Turner
45:42In The Prodigal Son
45:43Absolutely gorgeous
45:44Very, very good night for you
45:46Thank you
45:47Thank you, Queens
45:48I think we've heard enough
45:49While you untuck backstage
45:51The judges and I
45:52Will deliberate
45:54All right, now
45:55Just between us girlfriends
45:56What do you think?
45:57Starting with
45:58Discord Adams
45:59She was extremely confident
46:01She just got thrown off her game
46:03She did have jokes
46:04She just didn't sell them
46:05Just didn't super stand out
46:06As some of the other girls
46:08All right, Jane, don't
46:09Jane, don't
46:09We knew was going to be good
46:11And she absolutely
46:13Delivered it
46:13She's so good on stage
46:15That skill
46:16You have it or you don't
46:17Jane has it
46:19All right, Juicy
46:20For comedy
46:20Yeah, I think
46:21She still has a way to go
46:23With finding her perspective
46:25Watching Juicy
46:26Try her best
46:28In The Toast tonight
46:29Reminded me of that one time
46:30I took a hip-hop dance class
46:32Oh
46:33Wow
46:37Darlene Mitchell
46:37So this was the surprise
46:39Of the night
46:39She was whack-a-doodle
46:41It was hilarious
46:42We witnessed in real time
46:44Her understanding
46:46How she does this
46:48Yeah
46:48It was brilliant
46:49I appreciate a banana
46:51Banana
46:52Nini Coco
46:53She had some funny jokes in there
46:55But a lot of the stuff
46:56Came across as mean
46:57Who does your hair
46:57And it's the delivery
46:58Because the jokes
46:59Were not any worse off
47:01Than anybody else
47:02I do think this will be
47:02A pivotal night for her
47:04In understanding
47:05How to move forward
47:06There were ways
47:06She could have
47:07Softened the blow
47:08You did describe Michelle
47:09By the way
47:10I know I did
47:11Alright, Kenya
47:12Pleaser
47:12Oh, Kenya
47:13Has so much presence
47:14On that stage
47:15You want to talk about charisma
47:16What she didn't have
47:17Was funny jokes
47:19But a lot of times
47:20People don't have the personality
47:21So at least there's that
47:23Right?
47:23She has that
47:24Mikey Meeks
47:25She's got it all
47:26Confidence
47:27Looks
47:28Capability
47:29All of it
47:30She blew it out of the water
47:32She was so funny
47:33Tonight was a great night
47:34For Mikey Meeks
47:36Yeah
47:36I have three words
47:37She crushed it
47:39Silence
47:40I have made my decision
47:42Bring back my girls
47:44Welcome back queens
47:46I've made some decisions
47:51Jane Don't
47:54Darlene Mitchell
47:55Mikey Meeks
47:57Your toasts
47:59And your runways
48:00Blew us away
48:01But one of you
48:03Really popped our cork
48:08Darlene Mitchell
48:09Congratulations
48:11You're the winner
48:12Of this week's challenge
48:13Yes, Darlene
48:15Oh my god
48:17You've won a cash tip
48:19Of $5,000
48:20I just won
48:23The roast
48:24Thank you
48:26Banana
48:30Jane, Mikey
48:31You three may step
48:33To the back of the stage
48:34Thank you
48:38Discord Adams
48:40On the runway
48:41You are on fire
48:43But your toast
48:44Wasn't so hot
48:46Kenya Pleaser
48:48On the runway
48:48You took flight
48:50But when it came
48:51To the toast
48:52You didn't land it
48:55Kenya
48:55I'm sorry my dear
48:57But you are up
48:58For elimination
49:02In the bottom two
49:04Again
49:06Discord
49:07You're safe
49:08Thank you
49:11Juicy love
49:12Dion
49:13On the runway
49:14You had the material
49:16In the toast
49:18Not so much
49:20Nini Coco
49:21On the runway
49:22You were to die for
49:24But your toast
49:26Didn't kill
49:31Nini Coco
49:34You are safe
49:37Fuck
49:38I love both of these queens
49:40So much
49:41You may join the other girls
49:45Juicy
49:45I'm sorry my dear
49:47But you are up for elimination
49:50You know me and Kenya
49:51Are kind of in the same spot
49:52Right now
49:52This is our third time
49:53Lip syncing each
49:54But if I have to lip sync
49:57Against every single one of you
49:58To make it to the end
49:59I sure will
50:00Two queens
50:01Stand before me
50:03Ladies
50:04This is your last chance
50:05To impress me
50:07And save yourself
50:09From elimination
50:13The time has come
50:15For you to lip sync
50:19For
50:19Your
50:21Life
50:26No matter how good she is
50:27I refuse
50:28To not go out with a motherfucking fight
50:31Girl
50:31Good luck
50:33And don't
50:34Fuck
50:35It
50:36Up
50:43Turn around
50:45Every now and then
50:47I get a little bit lonely
50:48And you're never coming around
50:50Turn around
50:52Every now and then
50:54I get a little bit tired
50:55Of listening to the sound
50:57Of my tears
50:58Turn around
50:59Every now and then
51:01I get a little bit nervous
51:02That the best of all the years
51:04Have gone by
51:05Turn around
51:06Every now and then
51:08I get a little bit terrified
51:09And then
51:10I see the look in your eyes
51:12Turn around
51:13My eyes
51:15Every now and then
51:16I pull a plug
51:17And I need you
51:19Night
51:19Tonight
51:21And I need you
51:22All that
51:23And if you want me
51:26Oh my god
51:28We'll be holding on forever
51:30And we'll only be making it right
51:34Cause we'll never be wrong
51:36Together we can take it to the end of the life
51:39Love is like a shadow on me all of the time
51:44I don't know what to do
51:46I'm always in the dark
51:47Living in a party
51:49I can give up
51:50Sports
51:51Now I'm only falling apart
52:09Nothing I can do
52:11But two little eclipses of the heart
52:18Through the wrong day
52:22I'm always in the wrong
52:34Queens, I've made my decision
52:42Juicy love Dion, shantay you stay
52:46You may join the other girls
52:55Can you please her?
52:57The answer is
52:58Yes, you can
53:00Now
53:02Sashay away
53:04Rue from the bottom of my heart
53:06I want to say thank you
53:08For allowing me to show
53:10This little black gay boy from South Carolina
53:14That he is beautiful
53:15That he is loved
53:17Thank you
53:18For allowing me to be that representation
53:20Thank you
53:21Yes, you can
53:23Yes, you can
53:24Yes, you can
53:26Yes, you can
53:27Yes, you can
53:28Yes, you can
53:28The question still stands
53:31RuPaul
53:31Can you please her?
53:34Yes, you can
53:35Yes
53:37Girl
53:37Girl child
53:41I'm jumbled up in emotions
53:42I don't know how to feel
53:43Because I thought I was going to slay this challenge
53:44So I am shocked in that way
53:47To all the little boys out there
53:48That I know is going to be watching this
53:50Scared in their room, bitch
53:51Under the cover
53:51Trying to have that previous channel button on lock
53:54You are fabulous
53:55You are enough
53:57And you can become whatever you want to
53:59Chase your dreams
54:00Because I chase mine
54:01Bitch, I made it to Hollywood
54:02It is not over
54:03Honey, this is just the first taste
54:05I love y'all
54:07At least I'm going out cute, bitch
54:10Pantragulations, queens
54:11And remember
54:12If you can't love yourself
54:13How in the hell
54:15You gonna love somebody else?
54:16Can I get an amen up in here?
54:17Amen
54:18Alright, now let the music play
54:20Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race
54:21You need to turn these dashing Desperados
54:25Into dazzling dolls
54:27Damn
54:28These are men
54:29Oh, Lord Jesus
54:31Girl, this ain't going to work
54:33I know that I can bring this together
54:35You just wait until we get to the main stage
54:40Literally when you walked out
54:41I said, what episode of Parent Trap is this?
54:43It just didn't make any fucking sense
54:45And I hate it