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00:00This is just like Willy Wonka and the Fudge Factory, except you want the golden ticket and not the fudge.
00:14This is a cutthroat game. I am willing to stoop to the absolute bottom to get this cash.
00:20I was just waiting for the free shuttle bus. Is this the free clinic?
00:24Am I competitive? I mean, who isn't? Jesus was competitive. And a biscuit.
00:36You're not my real dad, and you never will be.
00:41Sister, what is that? What the fuck?
00:44What is this, honey?
00:46I am literally in RuPaul's backyard, and I'm not going to lie, I'm a little scared.
00:52Attention all players.
00:55The first game is Rulite Green.
00:58Oh my god.
00:59The rules are as follows. When the beat drops, you'll serve your best moves.
01:04Okay.
01:05When the beat stops, you'll strike a close. But if you flop, you will be eliminated.
01:12How?
01:13With that, let the swirl games begin.
01:16Biggeroo!
01:27Biggeroo!
01:29Biggeroo!
01:30Oh, no!
02:00Any wrong move can kill you, bitch.
02:05And you wanna stay alive.
02:25These bitches are dropping like flies.
02:27They're just getting pies left and right, up, down, side to side.
02:31They just cream-pied the shit out of Carrie Colby, honey.
02:35I don't think that's ever gonna come out of that human hair.
02:38I'm here with my drag mom, Trinity the Tuck,
02:40and she's the best in the business,
02:42so we're definitely gonna win this.
02:43Okay.
02:44Take care!
02:57Ooh!
03:03Ooh!
03:04Ooh!
03:05Ooh!
03:06Ooh!
03:07Ooh!
03:09Ooh!
03:13Ooh!
03:14Ooh!
03:15Ooh!
03:16Ooh!
03:17Ooh!
03:18Ooh!
03:19Attention all players,
03:20the first game is over.
03:2214 players will continue.
03:24We'll continue.
03:28Let's go.
03:32Why y'all gagging?
03:34I haven't even stepped on any necks yet.
03:37My name's Lexi Love, and I put the whore in hormones.
03:44I am number one!
03:47I'm literally gagging, girl.
03:49One second.
03:49Little Pound Cake is throwing pies at me.
03:51And now, here I am.
03:54I want to sit on this.
03:56Wait, I want to sit on this, too.
03:58My drag is sexy and fun and playful.
04:03I love fashion.
04:04I love to roller skate and drag.
04:05I like to call it avant stupid, and that's two O's, like boobs.
04:13I've been doing drag for 13 years.
04:16I have putt those dudes in.
04:18Mom, I'm home.
04:20When's dinner?
04:20Welcome to the Joella dynasty, bitch.
04:34I'm Joella, and I'm the Flaysian diva of Los Angeles.
04:38At a Joella show, expect to have your breath taken away.
04:41My numbers always thrive on the mix.
04:44I do a lot of high energy.
04:45It's just electrifying.
04:47It's the Joella experience.
04:48Ah!
04:49It's deep!
04:50How can I see the 17th?
04:51What's up, girl?
04:53Oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:55I'm sorry.
04:56I'm not trying to sabotage you yet.
04:57There'll be plenty of time for that.
04:59My drag persona is very cunty.
05:02But actually, deep down, I'm a very nice person.
05:05Or am I?
05:06Where is everyone else?
05:08I know, girl.
05:08They're probably all still at Squirrel Game.
05:10Girl, when they threw those pies, I was not fucking around,
05:12because I paid a lot of money for this, okay?
05:14You did?
05:16Yeah.
05:16I'm just kidding.
05:26Good morning, kingdom.
05:29Hear ye, hear ye.
05:30It is me, Corey King, the black Barbie from Boston.
05:35It's time to shake things up.
05:36I feel like I'm staring at the reincarnation of RuPaul Charles herself, mama.
05:40Okay.
05:41Corey is known for big blonde hair, tiny little waist, big, fat, juicy ass.
05:48My sisters!
05:50The survivors, how are you?
05:52Look at you!
05:53You want the cry float?
05:54Fuck.
05:55I used to be a manga artist, and I used to do animation.
05:58So in drag, I really want to look easy to draw.
06:01I'm not one of those campy comedy queens.
06:03I'm a demure petite woman.
06:05I'm not like the rest of those Boston girls.
06:07Yes!
06:08My drag family's kind of hectic.
06:10You may know my good sister, Miss Plain Jane.
06:12We are definitely two sides of the same shady coin.
06:17Oh.
06:18Oh.
06:19Did someone say my name three times?
06:21Oh.
06:23Ah!
06:23The answer is no.
06:28My name is Lydia B. Collins.
06:30The B stands for butthole.
06:32And I am the raunchiest queen from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
06:35We survived the school world!
06:36Yes!
06:37Yes!
06:38Lydia comes from my favorite character in Beetlejuice, Lydia Dietz.
06:41I get a lot of inspiration from Tim Burton, John Waters, David Lynch.
06:45I am sort of known to make everything that I wear, make everything that I do.
06:48Oh, period!
06:50My drag is very DIY, cut it, hack it up, glue it back together, and if it's not completely
06:55100% perfect, that's all right with me.
06:58I value creativity over perfection.
07:00Did you make this?
07:01Um, yes.
07:03Okay, okay.
07:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:11Oh!
07:12Kids, I'm scared.
07:15Ow!
07:19I'm Arrietty, and I'm the elusive Elvin deity from Seattle, Washington.
07:23My drag is very eccentric.
07:24It's very dark, mysterious, very sexy.
07:27What is she trying to be?
07:29A porcupine.
07:30A porcupine?
07:33Come on, bitch!
07:35Ew!
07:35When it comes to looks, I'm very conceptual.
07:37No one's gonna eat me up on that.
07:39I'm gonna chew them up.
07:41I'm from Seattle, Washington.
07:43Oh!
07:44My drag mom is Irene the Alien.
07:46Whoa!
07:46Oh!
07:48Yes, yes.
07:49Do you plan on outlasting her?
07:52I don't like this game.
07:53I know my mother, Irene, went home first.
07:56I have my own entity.
07:57I'm gonna go further.
07:58Rue!
07:59She wants to go home first!
08:02Okay.
08:06Don't worry.
08:07I'm not just a bitch.
08:09I'm that bitch.
08:10Oh!
08:10I am Jewel Sparkles, and I'm from Tampa, Florida.
08:21Jewel Sparkles' aesthetic is very, very girly.
08:24I love anything pink.
08:25I love things that sparkle.
08:27She's a dangerous woman.
08:28I love her.
08:29I love her, too.
08:29Oh!
08:32Which end is that coming out of?
08:34Both.
08:35One, two, three, two.
08:37June Sparkles is the Latina supermodel with one brain cell.
08:43What are your drag inspirations?
08:45inspirations i love ariana grande and then there's a lot of priscilla presley too i love
08:50i see it how old they go 22. i think the other queens are definitely going to underestimate me
08:59they're going to think i'm nothing but a look queen but i've done a lot with my short little
09:02three-year career and i want them to underestimate me do it a bit oh god damn it
09:16good morning dreamers oh is she wearing lingerie hi i am lana jure and i am the girl of your dreams
09:24not pg-13 because i'm giving you sex class and a little bit of ass because little booties do matter
09:32oh there's the oh lana jure is the one the only the ova she is going to bring it to you every
09:40single time tell us about your dress about tell us about yourself i'm from new york city
09:43and i'm luxneur london's drag daughter of course i'm letting everyone know that i am the daughter of
09:50luxneur london from season 15 because i know that's going to intimidate them so she's going to give us
09:54fashion she's going to give us fashion she's going to give you legs body blah blah okay
10:05there's a queen well i heard y'all were looking for america's next track superstar
10:12oh i am sam star i am the country cutie with the rock and roll booty the supermodel of the south
10:19yeah sam star gives you a little bit of marilyn monroe a lot of bit of jessica simpson and the
10:26craziness of joe exotic the tiger king the southern veil has arrived i love all things pageant sparkly
10:36fabulous basically if it's gay i love it samantha hello everybody this is my drag knee this is my auntie
10:47i am the daughter of the legendary trinity the tough we got to tell the girls you're a pageant
10:53queen yes i'm a pageant queen i am the current reigning national apollo i was top three last
10:59year at national entertainer of the year sam is definitely going to be somebody who's extremely
11:06competitive knowing her drag family background means she might be a little bit of a she-double
11:17well it do take nerve it's your girl on your nerve aka onyanetta aka miss nerve if you're nasty
11:26and she's so 70. i see these other bitches checking me out they see that i did not come here to play
11:36destiny hi i'm on your nerves i bet you will be my drag at the end of the day represents blackness
11:48black people everything blacky blackity blackity black black black black i would say like performance
11:52style um i'm a theater queen um i have a bfa in painting i'm an artist i am here i'm queer and i'm
11:59ready to slay the competition mama oh i've always wanted my name in the papers
12:12my name is susie toot and i am the tap dancing diva of fort lauderdale susie toot is the cross
12:18section between betty booth and lucille ball hot off the press baby who is this elder orphan
12:24annie lady walking into the workroom right now she's a broadway queen what's your vibe i am a
12:34musical theater girl i'm a weirdo and i do my own shit okay okay i've gotten to do a lot of really
12:41cool things in the three years that i've been doing drag i starred in a camp queer horror movie and then
12:46got to open for pop superstar chapel roan in fort lauderdale once i broke through i broke through in
12:51a major way now the name on everybody's lips is susie is this your stamp here yes this is signature
12:57susie to the toot oh another queen hello little subject it is i hormona lisa at your service wow that
13:12was annoying i am hormona lisa i'm chatting with tennessee's very own pastel princess and the
13:21bubblegum bass my personality is really bubbly all over the place a little wackadoodle a little
13:27delulu just mix it all together oh i know her the one that rupaul asked yeah i asked her to be
13:34you're with me oh i know her from the video of rupaul telling her she's coming to hollywood
13:41i did not think she was actually coming to hollywood
13:44so i have a big question for you yeah we have left word on the street is you were chosen
13:51and selected by rupaul charles i think what you meant to say so unless you're living under a rock
13:57y'all know rupaul picked me out of the crowd at his atlanta stop for his book tour rupaul brought
14:02me up to the front and asked if i've ever auditioned for the show i said i actually have my audition tape
14:07on a flash drive in my purse i pulled it out the candidate to rupaul unplanned and rupaul says
14:17and the rupaul says they're going to hollywood so she didn't watch it
14:21hermona has been here for five minutes and she has already pissed me off rupaul him select me rupaul
14:27picked me no girl you followed rupaul and you begged with a usb i have a question i have a question were
14:34you there for the book signing um i'd love to read what's your favorite part of the book
14:46oh oh god we know her
14:50yeah i'd envy me too i'm crystal envy i'm from asbury park new jersey which is the town down
14:56the jersey shore so hey fist pump push-up strap stick all that fun stuff and i am that girl the grand
15:01dom the diamond experience baby you have one more kiss one more kiss crystal might be this perfect
15:10polished poised queen in front of you but when i get competitive and when she goes down it goes down
15:15and i am not here to play i'm here to fight i know miss crystal envy we have competed in pageants together
15:23yes i did whoop up on her let's see if i can continue the pattern what's drag like in new jersey
15:29according to lexnor london it's just okay but not too much i know crystal from social media and we've
15:37worked together before in new jersey she is always serving her love she's very beautiful very elegant
15:42very grand so i know that she is going to be a huge threat and someone i should totally keep my eye on
15:46oh my name is acacia forgot and i am the honky-tonk diva of los angeles i am the 80s love child of
16:00dolly pardon and a stepford wife new perm my goal is to be the next big thing in country music and i want
16:06to play at grandel opry i want to be on country radio it's acacia forgot my sister from los angeles
16:13acacia's look is a little bit crunchy she has drinks in other places i am a country diva i play the guitar
16:22i play so many instruments she does believe in blush will give her that she looks like she's been
16:28smacked around a couple of times oh daddy i think i stained the sheets
16:44i am lucky stars and i am your animated fantasy brought to life lucky stars is colorful she's
16:51a maximalist it's gay lumiere so you mean just lumiere
16:54i'm always going to be very crafty a little bootleg chicken leg
17:01i use a lot of foam i use a lot of paper you know there's party city queens but i'm a home depot
17:06queen okay she looks nothing and i mean nothing like any bitch in this room what kind of drag do you
17:15do i am a mixture between like camp and club kid i like to say that i'm like a living cartoon stuck in
17:21reality very bad where are you from miami florida i know suzy we're probably the two like weirdest
17:30queens in florida honey i'm here to claim crafty okay listen us crafty bitches we get the job done
17:36while you are waiting for your designer to ship your outfit okay
17:43she done already the hair
17:47season 17 is gonna be wild i am so excited to eat these bitches up oh my god i'm excited for the twist
17:55in the turn season 17 let's race oh my god we are about to learn the very first challenge of rupaul's
18:07drag race season 17. hey queens time for reality check to win this game you've got to be squirrelier than
18:17a squid more femme than a masked singer and serve more catfish than the circle you think you got what
18:23it takes to be the best of the beast well i'll be the judge of that
18:41welcome to the 17th season of rupaul's drag race
18:45and surprise while you were playing the squirrel games i was watching oh the winner of your first
18:55candid camera photo shoot is lana jure
19:04i won the first mini challenge of the season i also didn't even know this was a mini challenge so
19:09what a better way to effortlessly win you've won 2500 dollars now week after week you'll be grinding
19:19your charisma uniqueness nerve and talent until one of you lucky
19:23bitches proves to me and to the world that you are america's next drag superstar
19:29now for our two-part premiere two i'm putting you in charge
19:41that's right raider queen is back
19:46but with several million twists this week for your first maxi challenge seven of you will be performing
19:54on drag queens got talent yeah okay okay yeah and next week the rest of you will be performing on
20:00drag queens got talent part two okay but here's the twist oh okay whichever group is not performing
20:08will be watching and it will be up to them to rate the performing queens oh and next week the two
20:15queens with the lowest scores will face off in a lip sync for your life and one of you will be eliminated
20:24okay some of the girls know each other prior to being here so friendships may come into play i'm
20:30excited to see how the girls are going to play this game i am definitely taking friends into consideration
20:37because this is a motherfucking game and you got to play the motherfucking game oh here's another twist
20:42the decision of who performs in which talent show is up to you
20:51bitch i don't know about this oh and one more thing
20:55what's that tomorrow on the main stage we'll be joined by our extra special guest judge katy perry
21:07oh my god i am a katy cat the katy perry super fan in fact i used to go by joella perry i'm
21:14literally about to pop out i can't believe this is happening right now racers start your engines
21:20and may the best drag queen win
21:27girl it is time to find my new home and to get comfortable and take a little bit off
21:32i'm waiting on my toes to see lucky stars what's under all of that craziness
21:43i'm not gonna lie y'all i'm looking for a man so i'm looking oh yes i'm looking
21:47yes lydia as drag is definitely my type i thought lydia was gonna give me like hot topics like
21:56but it's giving me like barista it does it for me the eyes
22:02child jules has gone from ariana grande to 97 jeffrey goldblum i don't know what to think
22:11lucky she looks fucking fantastic girl
22:13oh how are you doing i feel like we're both like the artsy fartsy bitches
22:20hey how you just and you're from seattle yeah how would you describe seattle very fun flirtatious
22:27amazing that's an interesting way to describe a city flirtation how you doing bookie
22:34let's talk about talent shows what do y'all plan on doing dance choreography very chris lovey glam you
22:39know very drag yeah i wanted to do animal impersonations because i host a lot of shows
22:43i do like a turkey call on the mic all the time okay i feel like these girls are definitely
22:51looking at who's gonna bring what to the table i'm doing burlesque i'm doing like a mix between
22:56a rap and a line dance analyzing which week will they shine the most in ladies let's go decide who's
23:03gonna be on the talent show in order darling okay who made you the notebook keepers let's get into it
23:10so raise your hand if you want to do week one week one baby i want to go week one because i will be
23:15performing in front of katy perry i mean i'm literally katy perry's number one fan i do not want to be
23:21week one week one is like the test dummy one two three four i am looking around at erieti and i make sure
23:28that we are in separate groups so that we can rate each other me and lana we cut a deal in secret
23:35we're jerry-rigging the motherfucker five six that's six who's joining the team bitch
23:44i'm not opposed to doing either week it's just i would love for us to be on separate weeks because
23:49we're both doing a country performance okay we got i mean i think that all the countries is fun i do too
23:55no no we do not think that's fun i think week one we have almost all of the girls except for one
24:01who also wants to do week one i definitely want to be a part of week two i want to see what half of
24:07the girls are bringing to the table before i know what type of energy to bring one more
24:13i can tell that corey is not living for me anytime i talk she just chooses to look at the floor
24:25roll her eyes so i'm selecting together same week as corey in week two because i do not want her to be
24:32one of the queens writing me we need one more girl oh i mean i feel like my talent can make it work
24:41so i can do week one yes i'll do week one week one joella acacia sparkle stars susie arrietty and lydia
24:52the rest of us is week two i feel great about changing to week one i know my abilities i don't
24:58know the abilities of these hoes but i know what i can do and it's pretty good well i can't wait to
25:03see how this turns out hello hello hello a new day in the work room today i will be performing in front
25:13of katy perry for the talent show come here come here well tell me to become a lady actually i already am
25:20a lady lady that comedy what are you most excited to do on the show honestly this for the talent show
25:29i'll be singing live playing guitar live and i feel like i will be standing out a little bit more than
25:34the other queens music is just like the most important thing in my life i come from a very
25:38musical family i learned everything i know about music from like my grandparents they had like a blue
25:43brass band they taught me like the banjo accordion mandolin harmonica ukulele guitar piano i'm so excited
25:48to be doing the talent show and showing an original song because this is just what i do being able to
25:52like share that with everybody is like with my passion is just like really exciting so how are you going
26:00into this week i definitely want to judge fairly i don't want there to be any animosity do you think
26:06everyone's going to judge fairly this week no i am going to be doing a burlesque puppet show for my
26:11talent it makes me a bit nervous with raider queen on the table because what i do is a little weird and
26:17it's rough around the edges and that could rub people the wrong way sometimes jesus that was so
26:23manly oh my god my talent show is going to be a fun burlesque dance performance none of the dancing
26:31girls are going on the first week so it's a really good opportunity for me to be the best honestly when
26:37i first started doing drag i wasn't really a dancer like i didn't really do any of that kind of stuff
26:42because i actually have a bionic spine did you a robot yes i am a robot i'm a robot bitch when i was
26:4714 i had a tumor in my neck yeah and the tumor had completely eaten up at my spine so when i was 14
26:54i had to get a new spine installed i had three surgeries total um i had to learn how to walk again
27:00does that affect like what you're able to do now you know what it should but drag is my passion so i was
27:05like oh it like i'm just gonna do it when i first started doing drag i didn't think i was mobile i didn't
27:10think i could do any dancing but as time went on you know i learned to do a lot more things i do have
27:14to work a little bit harder to make sure that my moves are not going to hurt my back but this is
27:19what i was born to do and i am the bionic supermodel wait am i the first bionic supermodel on drag race
27:24hello all right let's set this space so we're getting ready in a new space yeah yesterday was like the
27:32first time for me doing makeup since last year me and my family we lost our house because of my life
27:39situation yeah my stepdad had a horrible accident with fireworks where his hand basically blew off
27:47and i literally had to see the hand fall right in front of me at that moment i knew that things
27:52were going to change because my stepdad was pretty much the breadwinner and i had to kind of step up
27:56for my family ever since then we haven't been able to really pay the bills so we kind of lost our house
28:02and now they're sleeping over at a friend's house and they're all sleeping in like the same room
28:07to win this competition would mean helping my family finally make it out of the struggle to be
28:12here on rupaul's drag race is honestly life-changing i see this as my golden ticket and i am ready to
28:17bake it all the way to the end
28:22so are y'all part of any drag family that's been on drag race before well my drag mommy is chantelle
28:28sparkles and her drag mom is trying to do the tuck sam's your sister then sam is my auntie my old old old old
28:35old old old auntie yeah yeah she's my sister's daughter family tree time let's break it down
28:41my drag mom is chantelle sparkles chantelle sparkles drag mom is trinity the tuck
28:46trinity the tucks drag daughter besides chantelle is sam so that makes sam my drag aunt they're such a
28:54talented group of people i may not come from drag family royalty i represent drag queens that have a
29:03pass you know have street smarts have a little grit and a little grime under the nails so i'm going
29:08to smoke and toke those nepo babies what are you doing for your time i'm doing an original song
29:18with some tappity tap tap tap dancing okay it's what i love to do it's how i stand out you don't see a lot
29:23of tap dancing bitches out there in south florida i've been tap dancing for 10 years it's what got me into
29:29my love of the 1920s these like fierce leggy tap dancers it's so much of the reason that i i created
29:36susie too that's something that i've always thought was very special about you i appreciate that you see
29:39where i'm coming from with that i do feel confident my number but we are not being judged by rupaul we are
29:46being judged by the divas sitting around me i'm not sure the other girls will appreciate my perspective on
29:53draft this is a teenage dream come true honey i ran out of my tuck tape anybody have any i can
30:16bar hey girl do you guys know each other oh you know each other oh my gosh all the cases are gonna
30:26break i'm getting katie knows joella the second she walks in the room joella and katie fairy like what
30:33the what i'm so proud i feel like i made you you kind of did and now you're here i remember when you
30:41started doing drugs yeah i cannot believe it you're on season 17. oh my god for mona lisa may
30:48have been hand selected by rupaul but i have been hand selected by katie perry are you guys all friendly
30:55now yeah for the moment that laugh is demonic well i'm really excited to see all the looks and you all
31:04want to win right i think the way to win is to play with your alter ego but don't be afraid to take the
31:14mask off and show the real person in there period mark that is yen that's yang that's male that's female
31:21that's everything in between just give us real and give us fantasy it's got the full package where's my
31:27tapes getting a package oh my god i was in my underwear it's crazy it means so much for katie to
31:46walk in and give us encouragement we're all very nervous about performing for the first time in
31:51for the judges and she was so sweet i need like a minute it's emotional for me when i see katie because
31:59she has definitely saved me from a lot of dark times am i crying oh joella
32:12these are good tears right okay you did it girl you did it girl it was just very hard for me growing
32:19up because all the kids would bully me a little because i was always different i would listen to
32:23her music and she was a symbol for me of being myself even if people say you're weird if people
32:30don't really like you and they kind of like push you out of conversations and like it's so like corny
32:34and all that but like having katie perry here on drag race watching me feeds the world to me
32:41be so proud girl now go out there and show her what you are made of
32:44now i gotta take this energy and this passion and put it in my talent show i'm gonna prove to katie
32:51and rue why i'm here welcome to the premiere of rupaul's drag race michelle visage now do you ever
33:02feel like a plastic bag silly you know i had my plastic bags removed years ago
33:07style superstar carson kressley rue guess what what i kissed a girl and i liked it what you'll
33:17actually know and she is ready to roar it's katie perry welcome oh rupaul i'm so excited to be here
33:27but maybe we can just chill out on the puns just a little bit okay swish swish bish
33:33ha ha for this week's premiere we challenged our queens to choose the first seven racers to
33:40entertain us and tonight on the runway all 14 queens are ready to make their runway debuts
33:47category is mask for mask singer racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
33:55coming up face crack of the century
34:12category is mask for mask singer up first acacia forgot is that a carrot on your face or you just
34:20happy to see us i'm serving a snowman who's melting in this current climate i'm going from snow to hoe
34:27it is stupid sexy which is literally my drag give my love to burl ives joella she's mooning us already
34:37you guys this is number one katie cat oh my mask is the woman in the moon i am a scorpio so i'm very
34:44in tune with astrology and the stars and moon i'm giving universe miss universe how milky is your way
34:52jules sparkles slot in the front business in the back eyes wide open the inspiration for this look
35:00is if ariana grande was invited to a masquerade ball in the 60s it's everything that jules is it's cutesy
35:06it's slutty i feel like the ultimate princess she's giving wholesome well maybe half of that is true
35:14ariety just throwing a little blood here and there you know can someone call the medic this is a tribal
35:19alvin goddess her disciples have poisoned her and now she's bleeding on her quick to war ariety's
35:26gonna give you fashion she'll give you a moment a look sweetie if you stay ariety you ain't gotta get
35:31ariety ladies and gentlemen lydia butthole collins oh you had me at butthole i am an alien woman
35:40sentenced to the intergalactic iron maiden for the crimes against her planet this is quintessential
35:46lydia collins it is cheeky puppety a little muppety we get it you're a bottom lucky stars
35:55is that a stuffed crust yes sandy the best kind i got this pizza box on my head and then when i reveal
36:01it pizza pizza all you see is yummy delicious pizza face it's animated colorful i like to become my art
36:10you know what her favorite band is what the slice girl suzy toot is that say in toot we trust
36:17i am serving eleanor powell marlena dietrich i've been obsessed with the girls in these pre-code
36:25movie musicals this look is absolutely dime to tell a suzy toot experience if i had a nickel you
36:32should see what i'd do for a quarter
36:37corey king ooh something wicked this way comes i am hobbling down the runway in this tight evil
36:45raven dress this is a turn for me i usually like a really big blonde bubbly aesthetic however i did
36:52want to show that i do like to change up my look honestly she's a crower not a shower
36:59hormona lisa somebody's gonna take a vinegar bath later on what did you call me
37:04guns to me are the glamorous ones of the rodent family just don't smell too hard because you might
37:11pass out i wear deodorant i do i do i do i can't say the same thing for everybody else so i'm the
37:16cat she didn't come here to play she came here to spray crystal envy yeah you know that salt will
37:23bloat you up girl i'm giving you porcelain baby doll realness my perfected poised polished pageant
37:30self on the outside face crack of the century this represents how underneath i can sometimes crack
37:36under pressure she's got a splitting headache lexi love i want my mtv this mtv moon person award fits
37:46into my drag because it's not only pop culture reference but it's fashion stupid and goofy and
37:50fun i cannot this is my first runway look at me go extraterrestrial yes houston we have a drag queen
37:58lana jure how's your cat head i haven't had any complaints meow gouda morning this look is based off
38:07of my baby cat gouda because every day with gouda is a gouda day i'm serving pussy on the runway because
38:13what's more pussy than a pussy being pussy oh my goodness what a tail anya nerve baby this gown and mask
38:21is inspired by a body of artwork that i produce made with materials that you would typically find in a
38:26beauty supply store baby i got some afro picks up in here you got earrings you got some weave i am
38:30giving you black opulence down yes honey see oh let me take my time up in here i got my time girl
38:40now let me make it backstage oh i got my i'm gonna take my time
38:44on the next episode of rupaul's track race see if anya der ever makes it to the end of the runway
38:54sam star stormy weather stormy daniels i'm giving you storm cloud mask honey the darkness living in the
39:02closet and then bam it's reveals and i'm gay now this is everything you want for a pageant perfect look
39:11she likes to keep it cumulus up in here welcome to part one of drag queens got talent first up
39:22she loves her vitamin d it's jules sparkles
39:26you want some milk
39:31i got the juice my babies need some food
39:47my babies need some food
39:49because mommy is like i'm in with a full supply
39:51take a fix or i buy youtube from the left or the right you can't lose no shame this milk is the real
39:55deal want a coffee deal
39:58wait are there subtitles do you know spanish do you know what my legend means
40:02i did it i got it it was so perfect i served cunt to the highest degree
40:29a bit that really makes me want a big glass of milk it does up next a scondalo it's arrietty
40:43a
40:49de mi se enamoran mis ojos devoran me dicen quédate, ahí me quedé
40:56mi boca lo engancho, mi baile lo atrapó, mi talento yo, de Haide lo enseño
41:02Oh, man.
41:21Up next, everybody loves puppets.
41:24It's Lydia Butthole Collins.
41:27Butthole is her maiden name, right?
41:31Oh, Rue.
41:32Thank you for having me in your home.
41:35My name is Lydia B. Collins.
41:37And what does the B stand for?
41:41Baby, won't you please come home?
41:46Because your mama's all alone.
41:49This is a fever dream.
41:51I have tried in vain.
41:55Nevermore to call your name.
42:00When you left, you broke my heart.
42:04I never, ever thought that we would part.
42:08But every hour in the day, you can hear me say,
42:12Baby, please come home.
42:16Mama needs daddy.
42:18Baby, won't you please come home?
42:22Welcome to the room of this.
42:26Lydia's number is weird and demented.
42:29I'm scared.
42:30I am living for Miss Lydia Butthole.
42:32Spend over.
42:34Yes.
42:35We're serving Butthole.
42:37She's a real sweet tart.
42:39It's Lucky Stars.
42:41Welcome to the world of Lucky Stars.
42:44On today's episode, we're making lemonade.
42:47Oh, Ruby Q, being thirsty?
42:57Well, have I got just a treat for you.
43:00I'm going to keep this short and clean.
43:02Look at you, mama, you're in heat.
43:03Come on in, let me get you a treat.
43:04Buy lemonade, it's the best treat.
43:06It's Lucky's Lemonator.
43:07I bet you will taste good.
43:09Lucky's Lemonator.
43:09I bet you will taste good.
43:10Lucky's Lemonator.
43:11Lucky's Lemonator.
43:13I bet you will taste good.
43:13I bet you will taste good.
43:14That is how you do it, America.
43:41When it comes to Raider Queen, tens, tens, tens.
43:43Across the board.
43:45Yes.
43:46Remember her name.
43:48It's Joella.
43:50You know my name is Hillary.
43:53And I do it for the fame.
43:57J-O-E, but don't forget that L-S-T.
43:59I'm from the subreddit.
44:00You know me named Joella.
44:01All these little girls went out.
44:02Just a mess, you know.
44:03I'm the main course.
44:03I deserve it in the back.
44:05From Koreatown to Beverly Hills,
44:07I reign supreme with a plus-sized body.
44:09That's a fabulous dream.
44:10I am Joella.
44:15Just so you can never.
44:16I am performing in front of Katie Perry.
44:20It's Joella Day today, honey.
44:21I'm Joella.
44:22Just so you can never.
44:24Just so you can never.
44:24Did you say y'all thought that was sickening?
44:27Roo-Hit.
44:28Throw it down the runway.
44:29Dirt it looks divine.
44:31I'm curling seven birds, but I'm sipping hot by mine.
44:34I'll conquer the world one stage at a time.
44:37And leave all the haters trying to steal my stride.
44:40J-O-E, but don't forget that L-S.
44:43J-O-E, but don't forget the L-S.
44:48J-O-E, but don't forget the L-S.
44:54That's my Katie cap.
44:56And don't forget the L-S.
44:59It was cute.
45:00I would've gave her $5.
45:02Work me back.
45:03This ain't her first rodeo.
45:05It's Acacia Forgotten.
45:07Come on, Acacia.
45:38I'm walking down back roads where the sun don't shine.
45:41I want to show him peace of my mind.
45:44The way to push that bull.
45:46Wait, I wish to talk about bulls.
45:48I gave up nothing to say, baby.
45:52Greg would take me away.
45:55But the truth is I want to ride.
46:00I want to ride that bull.
46:06You better ride that bull.
46:09I'm a little disappointed, but you know what?
46:11That's good for me because my country competition is flopping.
46:16Last but not least, she's a hoofer with a heart of gold.
46:20It's Suzy Toot.
46:22Presenting the nine tapping toes of Miss Suzy Toot.
46:26Who's the little lady with her curls on fire?
46:32She's the hottest day in the round.
46:35The cutest little tootie all the boys desire.
46:41A great depression can I get her down?
46:42Smokin' Suzy, what a doozy.
46:46Got the longest legs to boot.
46:48Smokin' Suzy, what a longest loozy.
46:50Making all the fellas toot.
46:52And now, the Gettysburg Address in Morse Code.
47:00Smokin' Suzy, making all the fellas toot.
47:17Y'all, I am drunk with power.
47:29I feel like I'm Michelle Visage, and I can't wait to rank these bitches.
47:34I'm a patriot now!
47:37Welcome, Queens.
47:39Tonight, there will be no judges' critiques.
47:42The queens that watched you will rank you from top to bottom and side to side.
47:47So, while y'all raid a queen backstage, the judges and I will be reciting Martin Luther King Jr.'s
47:55I Have a Dream speech in Morse Code.
48:00You may leave the stage.
48:04All right, now, just between us girlfriends, the queens are raiding each other.
48:08But I'm just curious to know what y'all are thinking, starting with Jewel Sparkles.
48:13I thought that blue number on the runway was exquisite.
48:17And the performance was funny.
48:19I don't speak Spanish, but it was deliciosa.
48:22She ate, she chewed, she swallowed.
48:25Arrietty.
48:26I thought that paint that she did with the very strong white down the face went with the first look, with the elf ears.
48:31Right.
48:31I didn't like it with the performance look.
48:33She wants to spread her culture, and I love that.
48:34But this is Drag Race.
48:35I need a reveal.
48:36I need a whole bit.
48:37Like, boom, bam, bop.
48:39Lydia Butthole Collins.
48:42I thought, wow, this is weird and freaky and mesmerizing.
48:44Then all of a sudden, she was just standing there with Bryce.
48:46Yeah.
48:46She was on to something really strong, and then it went south for me.
48:50How far south?
48:51To the butthole.
48:53All right, lucky stars.
48:55You know, I love when someone can do a little trick in their drag.
48:58And personally, me, I've always used my breasts as utilitarian objects.
49:04The rap, the lyrics.
49:05I really enjoyed that performance.
49:07All right, Joe, Ella.
49:09Her original song.
49:10It wasn't anything groundbreaking, but then she sold the hell out of it, which made us laugh.
49:16I really enjoyed her curves and how she used them.
49:18Although she could have given more with the look.
49:20I'm a hard mother sometimes to all of my kitty cats.
49:23Well, you owe it to the kitty cats.
49:26Acacia forgot.
49:27The snowman outfit.
49:29I didn't find that super memorable.
49:31Meh.
49:31For the performance, I thought I was back at my old job, American Idol.
49:35Oh.
49:36I didn't get to really hear the lyrics.
49:38I think the nerves got her.
49:39All right, let's hear what Lionel Richie has to say.
49:43Suzy Toots.
49:44Suzy came out with a dime on her head, which we all enjoyed.
49:47And then she took it off, and I wanted her to put it back on.
49:50Whoa, that makeup was shocking.
49:52I didn't mind her hair and makeup in that.
49:54I thought it supported that depression era.
49:56Yeah.
49:56She was like...
49:57Very depressed.
49:58Now, the tap dancing was super cute.
50:00The humor was so interesting and layered.
50:03It was just funny.
50:04Silence.
50:05It's time for the queens to make their decision.
50:12Ladies and gentle thems, it is time for Raider Queen.
50:18I love knowing that I hold their fates in my dinty little hands.
50:24They do take fucking nerve, so let's get into this shit.
50:27In first position, I'm already going to put Lucky Stars.
50:30That talent was so out of the box.
50:32First position, I'm going to put my sister, Miss Jewel Sparkles.
50:35Her runway was beautiful.
50:36Kudos to her.
50:37In first position, that bitch.
50:39Miss Susie, shoot, honey.
50:41It's not even a toot.
50:42It was a shoot bitch.
50:43In first position, Arrietty.
50:46I did make a promise to this queen, and I'm going to save this queen because I know a lot of people do plan on voting her last.
50:51This is a competition, and I came to play, so I know who I'm looking out for, and I know who's looking out for me.
50:57Second position, Lucky Stars.
51:02Second position, Jules Sparkles.
51:05I mean, I'm lactose intolerant, but I enjoy the number.
51:08In third position, I'm going to put my sister, Jules.
51:11She would have been my number one, but I had promises to keep.
51:13In fifth position, we'll put my subtle little country bumpkin, Acacia Forgot.
51:19Live singing, a little pitchy.
51:21Sixth position, it's going to be Jobella.
51:25I was ready to be, like, gagged, and I was only, like, choking.
51:29In sixth position, Arrietty.
51:33We can all switch a skirt around.
51:35Okay?
51:36Do you feel like her nerves got the best of her?
51:38She needs to step up a little bit with confidence.
51:40Sixth position, so I'm cute for her today.
51:42In seventh position, I'm going to put Lydia Buckle Collins.
51:46The talent show, while it started off high, it didn't end on a high.
51:50Seventh position, gotta go to Acacia Forgot.
51:54I, I forgot it.
51:56And that is the tea.
52:03And that's the tea.
52:05And that is the tea.
52:07And that's the mother-tucking tea.
52:11Ladies, your fellow queens have made some decisions.
52:15When I call your name, please step forward.
52:20Joella.
52:22Arrietty.
52:23Lydia Butthole Collins.
52:27Lucky Stars.
52:30Based on the Raider Queen results, ladies, you are all safe.
52:37You may step to the back of the stage.
52:47Acacia Forgot.
52:48I'm sorry, my dear, but your fellow queens have rated you as the bottom queen.
52:58And next week, you will lip-sync for your life.
53:02I'm feeling very crushed that I am in the bottom.
53:05And I feel like I'm a little unfairly ranked because I was one of the only people to show a true talent.
53:10And not just an overproduced lip-syncing track that I dance to.
53:14But, here I am.
53:19Jules Sparkles.
53:21Sissy Toot.
53:22Based on the Raider Queen results, you are the top two queens of the week.
53:27Oh my god, I mean, this is so major.
53:35Because of my neck injuries, I never thought this was going to be something that I could do.
53:38And to be in the top two, doing a dance number as my talent, I am so beyond excited.
53:43I think that I gagged these girls a bit.
53:46And now they finally see that I am a real threat in this competition.
53:51Contragulation.
53:52But, there can only be one winner.
53:56Two queens stand before me.
53:59Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and win a cash tip of $5,000.
54:06The time has come for you to lip-sync for the win.
54:19I know I can't out-camp her, but I can out-dance that bitch any day.
54:22Good luck and don't fuck it up.
54:26There's a woman's world, but you're looking to be living in it.
54:30Sexy, confident, so intelligent, she is heaven-send, so soft, so strong.
54:47She's a winner, champion, superhuman, number one.
54:55She's a sister, she's my best.
54:57It's a woman's world, and you're lucky to be living in it.
55:10Oh, ho, ho, ho.
55:10Fire in her face.
55:13Fire in her face.
55:14It's a woman's world, and you're lucky to be living in it.
55:18Oh, ho, ho, ho.
55:21It's a man's face.
55:23Oh, my God, dude.
55:26It's a woman's world and you're looking to be livin' in it.
55:34Looking to be livin' in it.
55:37I'm sorry.
55:38It's a woman's world.
55:40You're looking to be livin' in it.
55:46I never thought that Charleston would work in this, and now I do.
55:53Queen, I've made my decision.
56:02Suzy Toot, congratulations, you're a winner, baby.
56:07What am I talking about?
56:09I just won the first challenge of RuPaul's Drag Race.
56:13This is exactly what I imagined happening.
56:16This shall be the first of many, many victories for Little Miss Suzy Toot.
56:22You've won a cash tip of $5,000.
56:29Thank you so much.
56:30Jewel Sparkles, you are free to slay another day.
56:34Thank you, Mama.
56:37Conjagulations, queens.
56:38Next week, the tables will be turned at Drag Queens Got Talent, Part 2.
56:43And one queen will be eliminated.
56:49And remember, if you can't love yourself out in the hell, you're gonna love somebody else.
56:52Can I get an amen up in here?
56:54Amen.
56:54All right, now let the music play.
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