- 2 days ago
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:05We're back in the workroom, Rui has just saved Peppa and me.
00:09There's no lipstick message to read!
00:11I know!
00:11And I am delighted.
00:14Well done girls!
00:18You put on a shoe!
00:20How did that feel?
00:21It felt good!
00:22Yeah, you're fighting for your life, but at the same time you have to enjoy it.
00:25Because if you're not up there enjoying yourself, then it's time to go home.
00:28And do you know what?
00:29That was Peppa's third lip-sync.
00:32And she survived and people don't often do that.
00:35No.
00:35Well done.
00:36The official lip-sync assassin of the season.
00:41Week after week, I fought and I stayed.
00:43I'm just so proud of myself.
00:44How are you feeling, Dani?
00:47I'm a bit gutted because I've come like second, I suppose, in the last term.
00:52And I do think out of the two ruffles, mine is a nicer look.
00:58No tea, no shade.
01:00They weren't mad about my big whatever they called it.
01:03I've really said some really bad things about a babe.
01:05I don't want to sound like a bit of Betty, because I ain't.
01:08But I was serving blue waffle realness with a slice of femme.
01:12She looked like a rotten cabbage.
01:15Well, there's one more challenge and then it's the final.
01:18Oh my God.
01:19The end is near.
01:20The end is near.
01:22What's next?
01:23Who knows?
01:24I am a four badge bitch.
01:28Cheds, can you taste the crown?
01:30Is it cheesy?
01:31I'm not going to get complacent.
01:32I'm going to keep on working hard.
01:33You do, you do.
01:34I get it.
01:35I want to win now.
01:37The crown is almost their kids.
01:39It's anybody's game style.
01:41I can still win this.
01:42If anyone's ever indicted, I'll just...
01:47At this stage in the competition, if you're not in the top, you're in the bottom.
01:53So I need to be in the top, because I want to be in that final.
01:56Can you do the Drag Race theme tune on that?
02:00No.
02:07It's a brand new day in the workroom.
02:09It's the semi-final.
02:10We're sausage rolling into the finale.
02:13And we're still a top five.
02:15Very strange.
02:17Well, ladies, here we are.
02:19Top five again.
02:21It's Deja Ru.
02:22Deja Ru.
02:23Oh my God, we beat me to it.
02:24Oh, congrats.
02:26And congrats on four badges, Cheddar.
02:28Four badges.
02:29Four badges.
02:30I do feel like there's a gigantic target on my back now, but that's okay.
02:34I think me having so many badges will make the girls see me in a particular light.
02:38I just don't know what that light is.
02:40I'm sleeping with both eyes open, but that doesn't make any difference to how I normally sleep.
02:45What's next?
02:46Because we've had Rusical.
02:47We've had the girl group.
02:48Improv.
02:49We've had improv.
02:50We've now had acting.
02:51What's next?
02:52So they're going to combine it all?
02:53Singing dance and improv.
02:55We call Drag Circus.
02:55We call Drag Circus.
02:57We call Drag Circus.
02:59Her majesty that I already had hers this year.
03:04My Right Honorable Lords and Lady kids.
03:07Are you hung and full of ding-dongs?
03:10Oh, yeah.
03:11are you facing yet another probe sounds like you may be suffering from electile dysfunction
03:18the time is now to get your house in order
03:25cleaning let's bring cleanings in oh you filthy little buggers i am not feeling good because
03:31i think once again it's a comedy challenge wish me luck hello hello hello
03:41good morning ladykins morning well you've made it to the semi-finals condragulation
03:50but you're still facing some pretty stiff competition
03:56so for this week's maxi challenge we're holding a general erection
04:02and we're giving you the chance to roast your fellow candidates
04:15hashtag drag race uk and later to help you put your funny where your mouth is
04:21you'll meet with bafta winning comedian ashleen b yeah my fellow irish ashleen b irish goddess i'm so
04:31excited i could shit and tomorrow on the main stage we'll be joined by our extra special guest judge
04:38ollie alexander amazing i've got such a crush on ollie alexander don't tell me boyfriend
04:48now black pepper and jombers blonde since you both survived last week's lip sync
04:54you get to work together to assign the order of appearance
05:02bird lady rises oh and one more thing to make this roast extra juicy i've invited the eliminated season
05:12four queens to join us racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
05:23jumpers and i are given the road to assign the order of the roast i've got to try and be
05:29funny i need
05:29a lot of time remember who your friends are bitches i know this is not one of my strong suits
05:35so this is a
05:37really good advantage to put myself in a position where i do not have someone that's super funny
05:41before me then i look like shit where do you want to be i do not want to go first
05:46or last yeah i think
05:47being sandwiched in the middle kind of helps so if someone's really good then at least it doesn't
05:53throw you off pepper and drummers are picking the order don't worry you don't worry me i'll be funny
06:00where am i go i love a good roast i won the reading challenge so hoping that i can do
06:05well this week
06:07we want to end obviously well yeah but we don't want to end on a super high
06:11i don't think we end on pixie because pixie is really confident i don't think she should be either
06:16like i don't know i don't know if i was in their position i would
06:21i know they can hear it hi hi how do you look gorgeous oh my god thank you do you
06:28know who my
06:28favorite is out of you two herself the roast has begun i'm feeling a little bit intimidated by this
06:37challenge i have certainly told jokes on stage i have also been laughed at never the twain have met
06:45what would you do i'm listening i would like to go earlier i think i'm going to be very much
06:50leaning
06:50into the political character side of things she wants first place probably not the big jokey bits you
06:56know i am not a rip-roaring comic and so i wouldn't mind being like in the middle or going
07:01earlier
07:01we could go in the order of like how many badges we've got so john buzz you can go first
07:05because
07:05you've got none wow you're really working on getting her on your side i know yeah i am happy as
07:12long as
07:13i'm not after pixie because i think she is gonna slay it and that'll put the willies up me and
07:17i don't
07:18want the willies on me right now i'm i'm happy with that yeah it starts off big big mouth danny
07:23hurry up it actually is really tough i mean like we honestly really didn't want to be strategic
07:30in a way at all we obviously just want to make sure we're safe because like you're two funny
07:33bitches and cheddar okay up first danny beard second is me okay third will be peppa fourth is pixie
07:45and fifth is cheddar you put the dry unfunny one at the end
07:53no matter where anybody puts someone would have had a problem it's fine yeah follow up in no way
07:58was this done in a vindictive way at all what's funny is that i just said to you i'd like
08:02to go
08:02earlier and you literally put me at the end but there has to be an order it's fine you have
08:07a strong
08:08political message and to end on a high it's fine it wasn't strategic or anything like that it's fine
08:16when people say they're fine it means they're feeling insecure needy and emotional i just maybe
08:22just know my own humor i'm very dry and so i think you'll be going out on a kind of
08:26a very on a note
08:28that's like that you know what i mean because i'm a very dry person we're just trying to make an
08:32order
08:32at the end of the day so like i understand how you feel but you have four badges on your
08:37head right
08:37now cool and as we said it's not strategic and if you feel that way babe honestly it's you
08:44oh it's a bit awkward isn't it now it feels rather tense doesn't it ladies i don't think they threw
08:49anyone under the bus necessarily but it feels like maybe they were being tactical with the order of the
08:57roast jumpers blonde how's that argument made you feel hungry i'm annoyed i just think i've got to
09:06get on with it push forward keep going i mean i still think they put me in the wrong place
09:10but
09:13now it's time for some comedy coaching with legend ashleen b it's about to get very irish in here
09:19john birds hi boy chi what about you love hi boy chi na john bird oh it's nice to see
09:25another irish
09:26girl oh my god delighted by you oh my god my favorite food and a beautiful person well there
09:36we go how are you i'm good you're from liverpool what gave that away the stolen clothes yeah are you
09:43used to doing kind of talking to people in stand-up you're not so you're not used to this the
09:46closest
09:47thing i've done to a roast was a reading challenge and that bond i have died on my arse on
09:51more
09:51stages than i've succeeded so like you can't do worse than i've already done i'll be honest right
09:56writing stuff down terrifies me i myself have never written a stand-up joke down i write a bullet point
10:03and i remember what i'm saying so to not lose that element of walking around and if you see something
10:08say it but always have a bullet point to come back to just so if you're nervous and it's and
10:12it's
10:12tight oops oh as we all know always tight darling i wish i could say the same for me i've
10:18had a long
10:19life danny do you want to give it a go my pal copper top is here i'll never forget the
10:24first time
10:24we met but i will keep trying alan i just love your smile and looking at your teeth it just
10:31looks like
10:31your tongues on a day trip to stonehenge um i would say as a drag queen i get to travel
10:37the country and
10:38what's so nice is to be able to have stonehenge here oh no sorry alan that's your teeth something
10:43like that is that not a bit mean that's not a bit mean don't ever question yourself and your delivery
10:49just be confident in the joke exactly these are solid gaps thank you it's my last chance to get a
10:54badge i think i've got a good chance to get a badge it's gonna be brilliant this is easy territory
10:58thank
10:58you so much you've been you've been lovely i just hope i can pull it off welcome to my political
11:03roast where i slaughter my candidate's image to make myself look good where say that again where
11:09i slaughter my candidates or my political opposition to make myself look good uh your voice is quite
11:16quiet imagine there's someone at the back of the room and you're trying to get them you really project
11:20okay let's start roasting these bitches even that i didn't i you mumbled it let's start roasting these
11:26bitches yes there it is give it to me again now let's start roasting these bitches yes oh
11:33yeah dramatically different i have great ideas in my head i just don't know how to translate it
11:37through speech coppertop is living proof that things do get better sell it more i think okay
11:43and the next delegate coppertop living proof that things do get better beautiful yes okay lovely i'm
11:51actually feeling good already yeah i got this i feel like i've got a good structure yes i've got good
11:57character yeah i actually think what i lack is the jokes jokes right well let's work on that
12:02my set has been inspired by the people in power in our societies actually being reptile people
12:09because it's the truth people of the planet earth you may have heard terrible terrible rumors
12:17about me and my kind that we wish to destroy your institutions and change your entire way of life
12:25and so with that it is a lovely premise but it is a roast never go too long without putting
12:33in a
12:33little gag i am so grateful to have this session she is going to turn this serious sexy dolphin into
12:40a
12:41comedy genius of course the world was there i would stop you there and go now we need a roast
12:46gag about
12:46someone else don't deliver it like a play though deliver it to a live audience yeah either the
12:52judge is a guy fed or well i'm learning the lip sync i will bring in drag queens across borders
12:59bringing northern irish queens to the mainland breaking barriers between boob tubes and pedal pushers
13:06yeah yeah i've seen it as a boost of my confidence she's making me feel right at home on this
13:11stage
13:11every time there's a little moment if you could just do a poke at someone that makes it all the
13:15more roasty yeah as you would in a good dinner in ireland putting a little roast here and there
13:20i'm gonna eat off all those spots yeah who can forget starlet the looks 50 of the mark what a
13:26shame
13:26she didn't realize personality was the other 50. what about kind of you can always buy a new dress
13:33you can buy a new wig but god doesn't come down and give you a second personality polish its hair
13:37but
13:37roll it in glitter it's that kind of that you've just found a joke keep it coming keep it coming
13:43bitch start strong that'll put a fire in your energy and then you're off ashlyn is filling me with
13:50confidant own your whole persona like you do have this i would love to sit and get read by you
13:55no you don't honestly not with them boots i'm joking thank you danny yeah i feel funny as
14:04fuck oh my god my boots got red i feel honored bring it on how you feel feeling good it's
14:14elimination
14:14day and we're back in the workroom getting ready for the roast a political themed roast it's very
14:21camp girls how amazing was ashlyn uh do you know what filled me with some confidence i was a bit
14:27nervous going into that that's strange you said i never would have thought you would be nervous going
14:30into this challenge this is a challenge made for you love i appreciate that i've got some strengths
14:36over others in this but it's a vulnerable position actually to stand in front of a whole crowd full of
14:41people and your job is to entertain them yeah it's taken me a long time to be comfortable on stage
14:47i have gone through life never really feeling that level of assuredness the kind of drag i do now
14:54is not very stage based i don't perform a huge amount hearing people like you and danny say that
14:59it's kind of like how could you ever even feel that way after you've been slaying the game the whole
15:04time i guess there is a pressure this is stuff that i'm not massively familiar with right i like
15:09i love doing a little bit of chat we know yeah she's giving another lecture i think everybody
15:16thinks i'm quite serious sometimes in life you need serious say whoever invented democracy wasn't
15:23serious you never stop learning in drag it's a different crowd it's a different vibe every single
15:28time we go to work and we get to see people having a good time yeah like we are so
15:33lucky for that
15:34that's why i do drag is because i love to make people laugh okay let's see if i do today
15:41all these other girls who are comedians they have a very high bar but there's not really any
15:46expectation of me to be funny so i can take this whichever direction i want to go i'm really excited
15:51at the prospect of roasting these girls it's time to smear the competition i have got my blinders on and
15:58i
15:58am ready to burn a bitch welcome to the main stage of rupaul star grace uk the iron lady of
16:06drag michelle
16:07facade that's her i don't even know her the pro necklace is non-negotiable the super spexy alan carr
16:17now alan have you ever run for office run for office in these hills no jobs it's more like a
16:23mince
16:26and our extra special guest judge pop sensation ollie alexander hello hello hello
16:33brew can i say i have waited years and years to be here and it's a sin how good you
16:40look i bet you
16:41say that to all the queens of drag this week we challenged our queens to roast their opposition
16:47and tonight on the runway category is pretty in punk racers start your engines and may the best drag
16:56queen win we take you now to 69 downing street where the eliminated queens have gathered to hear from our
17:09first candidate put your hands together for danny beard
17:20girls gays and days welcome to the general erection 2022 i'm here today to not only represent myself
17:31but also liverpool i know what you're all thinking liverpool's rough and i want to clear something up
17:38girls it's been in the news recently a big big house behind the central library has been done for drugs
17:44and i want to let you know i was just as shocked as the rest of liverpool to find out
17:49we had a library
17:55please give a round of applause for rue paul everybody
18:01yeah fashion is to rue what sex is to alan paid for
18:07ollie alexander everyone when you think of ollie you think it's a sin not the tv show the tea
18:15wouldn't be right without mentioning starlet the look is 50 of the mark
18:21what a shame personality was the other 50. you are proof that you can't polish a ship but you can
18:28roll it in
18:29rhinestone my gorgeous queen danny is killing it up there and it is lovely black pepper everyone do
18:40you know what i love about you babe you've really opened up on the show while you've been here and
18:44i
18:44want people that watch this to know you can't be held back by bad teeth honestly when you smile next
18:51to wally next to alan it's like looking through a graveyard now jambas blonde i thought the troubles
19:03in ireland ended in the 90s but it's clear from looking at her face that they have only just begun
19:10i know i want to move on now to a manchester sister no not the manchester mannequin no bad she's
19:16panicking i'm talking about dr cheddar gorgeous babe you are so boring you could make a deaf
19:23insomniac go to sleep just by talking you really could now i found it hard to write something about
19:30pixie if i'm honest how am i going to roast pixie and then it dawned on me roasting's what you
19:36do with a
19:43pig looking around this room all these ugly crusty ass bitches can't do a job as good as me and
19:51that
19:51is why i should take this crown good night don't message me after the show
20:08sorry i'm late i've just been to downing street for a wee pre-swall as we like to say in
20:14belfast
20:15they don't call it downing street for nothing
20:22some people would say that's a hard choice going after danny beard
20:26but nothing in life should be hard except for dicks and danny's a dick
20:34now i'm a bit drunk that's why i've got some notes
20:39now one thing that i want to say
20:43is that i am irish i'm so northern irish that my gender reveal was a bomb scare
20:53actually this this kind of reminds me of like being at a job center doesn't it uh
20:57really you're like the manager of the job center what's a job center
21:03it's somewhere where you go and some people don't have work like these queens
21:08now i'm drunk
21:12we can tell yeah i came to drag racing to show versatility and i've played a sex worker pigeon
21:21i've played a bag of snakes i've played a dog whose name i still don't remember
21:31that's why i'll play i don't know pepper the pig
21:38no no no pepper you are amazing people they don't get thrown out of a pepper gig they get thrown
21:43in
21:46i didn't expect jammers to be this good where did this come from
21:51michelle you are a patron saint now of ireland to that's why you give your boobs to alan
22:00and lastly but not least
22:08i'm here to tell you these kitty girls
22:11shit outside the box disgusting i am a pussy you can trust him please choose me after that terrible
22:23terrible saturn
22:27you're all bastards
22:32first off i'd like to say thank you to ru for giving me this opportunity
22:37to slaughter the queens and drag them through the mud
22:40just like pixie did to wendy in the makeover challenge
22:46now it's took me a long time to get to this point in the competition and it's taken me even
22:52longer
22:54because of the backed up traffic on the m6 and the m25 and the chains
23:01just laugh
23:06i'm not a comedian but i am stunning and i'm pretty michelle visage my girl white saw that's me
23:12i'd like to thank you so much for taking time out of your busy schedule to show up in drag
23:19you're welcome
23:27no i am very soft-spoken and it's something i've always had my entire life i don't have to be
23:32obnoxious like danny baird i don't have to put marmite on my skin as foundation thank you honey
23:38i appreciate you trying you're welcome
23:44i'm bumming hard it's okay you can laugh
23:48no no one can look like me no one can speak like me and no one can speak like just
23:54me
23:55i mean girl the first time i met you i was like why is trixie motel spitting on me girl
24:01now sticks and stones may break my bones
24:06but la phil's props will never hurt me you are truly the fellow queen of the season
24:17dakota dakota now i love you so much it was so hard to see you leave but it's good to
24:24see you
24:24wearing makeup tonight
24:26cheddar gorgeous the prehistoric queen of the season
24:30cheddar gorgeous is so old her first gig was when i was born
24:34yes
24:35yeah
24:38that was the end of my political role
24:41thank you so much
24:45thank you
24:48before i begin i would like to make a small public service announcement
24:51i would just like to remind you that politicians are liars
24:55that being said um it's so lovely to be here amongst this panel of extremely talented queens
25:05girls it's so lovely to have you back we've got just me and sminty dropped out of the race
25:12oh my pal copper tops here hello copper top
25:17bit of an ironic name now isn't it yeah given how many times you're in the bottom you know people
25:22often say copper you smell like pennies not because you're usually ginger just because that's what you
25:28paid in at your gigs
25:31and i'm so glad um oh no i've already done that one sorry
25:37i thought pixie had this in the bag i'm like chris jenner on the sidelines i'm there going
25:47now i love to visit famous landmarks actually i've got a bit of a bucket list
25:52and staring up at alan today i can finally say i've seen stonehenge
25:59cheddar gorgeous is named after the famous cheddar gorge and scientists recently discovered
26:08a 9 000 year old skeleton at the bottom of cheddar gorge can you believe it yeah
26:12and it's so lovely to have you here with us today rue thank you so much
26:20to the right dishonorable michelle visage hello michelle
26:23oh yeah she actually came up in the world of ballroom something she wishes more of her underwear had
26:30very true now there are several very important issues i'd like to discuss in this campaign speech
26:36first up is education because rupaul's school for girls only has one pupil pepper
26:45but you know what all that focused learning and you still haven't learned how not to be in the bottom
26:55i'm moving swiftly on we'll move swiftly on that one didn't land but this one's nice
27:01danny i was worried when i heard danny was going to be attending this roast but then i remembered how
27:05much i love bacon um who doesn't love a hog roast john bus is such a drunk that when she
27:12does a
27:12terrible gig she gets excited by all the booze and i'm going to wrap this up now because apparently
27:18i thought i was funnier than i am thank you all for listening i've been pixie polite pick pixie
27:23and make politics polite again thank you very much
27:33worthless humans of the planet earth i'm so sorry that appears to be the wrong speech
27:42people of the world regular people everyday people mundane people
27:51i know what you're thinking a drag queen talking about politics that's the last thing that this
27:56country needs i know you have worries there are terrible rumors about myself and people like me but we are
28:07not all gobby attention-seeking sex-obsessed dick pigs with regional accents yes i am talking about
28:15you danny beard but no i intend to use the power of drag to amplify important issues like educating the
28:26children like regulating free markets and of course the issue on everybody's lips rimming
28:34because that is what really matters isn't it my dears
28:42what is happening right now this is a rose i feel like i'm in a lecture right now
28:48and here we have the wonderful bareback benchers that was a politics joke if any of you followed it
28:55would have been absolutely hilarious i can't help what i'm working with just call everyone sminty you
29:03are looking gorgeous tonight thank you almost as good as you look on instagram
29:11oh starlet still young still beautiful i see don't worry you'll grow out of both i'm sure you'll
29:19and of course icon rupaul i have certainly learned so much about myself about improvisation
29:30about the powerful combination of lighting and sitting very very very still
29:36a vote for cheddar is a vote for change and i want to promise you right here and now
29:41that neither i nor any of my kind will eat your children alive thank you very very much
29:54and she wanted to go first with that routine sorry
30:02category is pretty in punk up first oh danny beard god shave the queen
30:11i am wearing head to toe iconic not danny beard because it's punk innit they could touch my sex
30:19pistol never mind the bollocks baby i wanted to put a message on the back of this which is
30:25fuck gender and fuck what the heteronormative world says we should be and that is punk ladies and
30:32gentlemen dolly tartan next jambas blonde safety first punk to me is anarchic it is a spirit who is
30:45just completely free and being themselves i just wanted my ears paced just piss off my look is inspired
30:54by susie t and the banshees a bit mcqueen and a bit showgirl never seen a safety pin this big
31:00before big
31:00boy by pierce morgan up next black pepper what we are witnessing here is the last of the freaking
31:11mohicans i'm wearing over 5 000 studs this outfit is heavier than life it's heavier than me i think
31:21i've got punk in my eye i am serving an iconic silhouette i am a living work of art this
31:32is punk on acid
31:34the good thing about those shoulder pads is they don't need water
31:39pixie polite rule clitania my look is a westward inspired god save the queen moment oh look ru she's
31:50crowning oh oh oh oh oh dear the crown jewel i'm covered in union jack colors and i'm feeling
31:59like i've got a bit of attitude on the runway but also pretty darn fabulous her limbs are made of
32:05west
32:05woods up next cheddar gorgeous they call her sputnik i see her velvet underground
32:16punk what an amazing theme is that sid malicious i think it's sid delicious
32:24i predict her johnny's rotten
32:27i am wearing a vintage leather dress i have gigantic green spikes coming out of my head
32:36i feel so punk i could bite a hamster's head off if that wasn't a hideously cruel thing to do
32:42this look is buzzcocks and loaded
32:49welcome ladies it's time for the judges critiques
32:54let's start with danny beard in the roast challenge you opened it up which is never an easy thing to
33:00do
33:01but you went out there with confidence you knew what you came to do and you did it it was
33:05funny and
33:06that's what a roast is and i thought you delivered it really well i mean i would pay to see
33:09that at a
33:10comedy club i don't think i could follow you you were just so on fire fashion is to rue what
33:16sex is
33:16to alan paid for you just were so witty you took everyone down it was like a disaster movie no
33:23one
33:23got out alive this runway almost brought me to tears i am thrilled with everything that i see here and
33:29danny this is like a westwood wet dream and that's what i love about it i love this look tonight
33:35so much
33:36i love the message on the back gender and you just smashed it well done you know how to do
33:41it
33:42these jokes and this delivery was something that you had honed working in clubs you're a hard one to
33:47beat strong night for you danny thank you so much thank you all right up next jombers blonde you
33:54had that great character of being a drunk politician and i love the fact that you know if a joke
33:59didn't
34:00land you just say that i'm pissed she's just brilliant you made such a bold choice and i love
34:06that and also you seem like you had a lot of fun that makes me have fun so i love
34:09that i'm ready for
34:11my next role i'll play i don't know pepper the pig i would come and see your show five seconds
34:18i'll buy a ticket this outfit is beautiful the only thing i would have changed is the hair
34:23your head looks so teeny tiny in it but i love the concept of it and i could tell
34:28how confident you felt in it and i i enjoyed that i love this dress so much
34:33and uh the big shocker of the night was that you didn't suck
34:44did you have fun i actually did have fun i just thought what's going to get me through this be
34:49drunk yeah you and pepper assigned the order why'd you go second i knew that i wasn't going to be
34:54one
34:54of the funniest so i wanted to go somewhere in the middle and that i wanted to play it safe
34:58all right well thank you up next black pepper hi black pepper hi you have this very positive
35:05kind energy we were really on your side so i could feel that you were a bit nervous in the
35:09roast but
35:09we just wanted you to have fun with it everyone had such goodwill for you and one of your biggest
35:15laughs was when you just said oh just laugh oh no it's okay you can laugh
35:21and we all laugh because we all want you to do well i know how nervous you were because you've
35:27got
35:27it in your head that you're not funny it's one of those personal roadblocks that you're going to have
35:33to overcome at some point but what i do want to give you credit on is that you kept on
35:37going this look
35:38tonight wowza wowza wowza your silhouettes stunning your hair stunning your shoulders stunning like all
35:46of it is just amazing we just got to get your confidence up you've got it you just got to
35:52know
35:52you've got it you need to free yourself there's only one person keeping it in place can you guess who
36:01that
36:01person is wonder who that can be yes yes it's taken me such a while for me to grow into
36:06my queerness
36:07i'm now 29 years old and every single day i'm still figuring out who i am the key here is
36:13the child
36:14who lives inside of you your child is waiting for you adult you to give permission to do it starting
36:21now all right up next pixie polite hey pixie hi a roast is a comedy challenge but you need to
36:30go hard
36:31there were things that were missed what was the stonehenge joke i can finally tick stonehenge off
36:35my bucket list after seeing alan's teeth but you didn't say they were alan's teeth oh did i not
36:39staring up at alan today i can finally say i've seen stonehenge because of that the room was kind
36:46of flat i think because you spoke quite fast i didn't understand some of the jokes i was still
36:51trying to figure out what the one was before tonight on the runway the idea of this is wonderful i
36:56think
36:56the issue for me is we lose pixie in this it's very quilty okay thank you i love the the
37:02twist on
37:02royal britannia this tornado of color but i preferred the runway to your your roast your roast was a bit
37:07lukewarm don't ever slag my fucking teeth off again you know pixie when the roast challenge came up i
37:16thought okay now this is going to be an opportunity for her to really let loose you are naturally
37:22funny and i didn't get any of that when the first few jokes perhaps didn't do as well i think
37:28part of
37:29me shrank back a little bit i don't know i felt like you were not being you your own natural
37:34funny
37:35yes yeah all right pixie up next cheddar gorgeous you know you're so strong in this competition
37:43everybody kind of has eyes on you and tonight was the first little chink in the armor that i saw
37:48from
37:48this cheddar i loved the characterization that you did but it almost became a play i know what you're
37:54thinking a drag queen talking about politics that's the last thing that this country needs i think it
37:59was almost too smart for the room if you were at the national theater i think you'd probably get a
38:03standing ovation but if you're in a comedy club you'd probably get a slow and clap
38:08this runway look has got me very hot under the color this was like everything i dated when i was
38:1314
38:1315 years old that does it for me this look is beautiful and the future is definitely queer
38:19and i love all the details on the face really impressive so thank you your tone was was more of
38:25an intellectual take so we had to actually listen up which is kind of difficult for a drunken crowd
38:33like we are i enjoy being funny in conversation i'm not really that into being funny on stage
38:39for me humor comes from the world that i'm in and i like to pick up on things as they
38:43happen and i
38:44also know i'm very dry and i think regardless of what kind of humor i'll do i'll always be very
38:49dry
38:49and that's just who i am and you were asked to perform last how do you feel about that uh
38:55i mean
38:56i didn't want to perform last but that was the position i was given so i just had to go
39:01with it
39:02well thank you all right thank you ladies i think we've heard enough while you untuck in the work
39:08room the judges and i will deliberate you may leave the stage
39:16we're back in untucked and danny got very strong critiques but i think there's a glimmer of hope
39:21for me here oh shit oh shit i can see a light at the end of the tunnel here we
39:26are again are we
39:27doing a i was not expecting good things like that she was just a pissed up old fart and they
39:31like seeing
39:31that what's new the critique of the evening that rue said that i didn't suck well she's not met you
39:37on a
39:38saturday night that twenty dollars i was just trying to do my best and i was hoping for these
39:43critiques and so to get them is it's just amazing i thought the judges critique for me were really
39:48really fair i think you know i knew going into it that i would be really really dry how was
39:53i supposed
39:53to know that my audience would be so lazy and that i would be so it was frustrating to me
40:02a little bit
40:03that i was the only person who told you where i i think i should go and you didn't trust
40:10that
40:10like you said that you wouldn't have put you last because like we put you there because we believed
40:16in you but i did tell you i am quite dry quite sarcastic quite ironic and quite slow-paced and
40:21intellectual it's just who i am yeah i should not have been at the end i can't hold that against
40:27jambas and i don't hold that against jambas but i was right what about you guys i mean
40:33the critique wasn't necessarily something i wasn't expecting um i just you know feel a bit
40:38disappointed in myself that i couldn't have done better i'll be honest right you me mate for some
40:43reason your timing was off i think if you'd got a good couple of laps in that first 30 seconds
40:48minute
40:48you'd have smashed tonight yeah i've had a lovely time in office but i'm going back through that pink
40:53door into comedy retirement how about how you feeling angel i don't know i'm like lost for words
41:01because i feel like i can definitely do better but i'm just not in my comfort space it's like the
41:09third week and it's comedy comedy comedy but you still are yeah yeah so that says a lot i bombed
41:15at
41:15the rose however someone else is in the bottom with me i hope the bus is still running because
41:20another girl is about to start packing it was lovely to see the eliminated queens do you think we went
41:25too
41:25hard on them though it's like a christmas carol we've got the ghosts of challenges past but it's
41:43lovely to see everyone you know the band's all back together again you all look absolutely stunning
41:49look at that look at this one look at this sexy mermaid coppet made this out of the gold fabric
41:54she
41:54got in the box if only you could have done that when you were here baby too little too light
41:59so girls
42:00what did you think of the roast it was hilarious danny you killed it i set the tone i set
42:07the pace
42:08i set the place on fire was anyone annoyed by any of the reeds were you annoyed by the reeds
42:16i wanted more
42:16attack give us more in the competition i love your outfit is this the top five you expected i'm not
42:31like surprised by anybody i thought i was going to snatch this crown and here we are ninth place you
42:36know hey you know what i will say rupaul laughed the hardest at your exit
42:44like what was going on in episode 4. every single girl no matter where you leave in this competition
42:51wants to be in this final i'm really happy to be back with everybody i miss you all
42:54we miss you too and now that this is the week before the final i want it so much more
43:01it's a season four
43:02so much more it's a season four everyone