00:00And I'm not signing up for this stupid, lazy narrative.
00:03Ready for this one, Tyrone?
00:04I heard it driving in.
00:05I'm going to hear it driving home.
00:07I saw it on my phone.
00:08I saw it on my laptop.
00:09And it just pisses me off, all right?
00:11Okay.
00:12Because we need to celebrate this week.
00:14We need to celebrate the fact that seven days from today, football is over.
00:20It's a gonzo until September.
00:23And here's what you're going to hear from people that, frankly, are lucky to be employed
00:27and given money to talk about sports.
00:30You know, this Super Bowl is not a very sexy matchup.
00:33You know, this Super Bowl is not something that I normally watch on a Sunday.
00:37You know, I don't have a lot of interest.
00:39There's no juice to this Super Bowl.
00:41And I'm like, shut up.
00:43It's the Super Bowl.
00:44Like, you're not going to watch it because you don't like the quarterback matchup.
00:48Or we're not going to watch it because, oh, my God, Bad Bunny hates America.
00:53Like, let's just all stop the nonsense, right?
00:56I'm going to watch three hours of the pregame.
00:58I'm going to probably criticize it.
01:00I'm going to watch the entire game.
01:02I hope we had a great game.
01:04I'm going to watch the halftime show.
01:06I'm not boycotting it.
01:08I'm not watching the kosher halftime show.
01:10I'm not watching the turning point USA halftime show.
01:16You've got to announce no artist.
01:17Yeah.
01:19I'm going to watch the Super Bowl.
01:21Right.
01:21I'm going to watch the Super Bowl halftime show.
01:24I, my friends, frankly, I think I deserve like a medal or a star because I, my friends,
01:29I'm a great American.
01:31Yeah.
01:31Not the kind that has the balls to defend his country at war.
01:34I'm not that type of American.
01:37Not that great.
01:37No.
01:38I'm like a really good American.
01:40Yeah.
01:40I'm not a great American because I'm not strapping one on and going out to like Yugoslavia to
01:46fight the man.
01:47Yeah.
01:48You're more like Ben Franklin during the revolution.
01:50Yes.
01:50Not George Washington who was on the front lines.
01:53You know, you're, you're more like, you know, you're, you're a scholar.
01:56I'm the guy in the back getting stoned with the soldiers after a tough day of work.
02:01Yeah.
02:01Yeah.
02:02I was telling you lost a lot of great men out there.
02:05Yeah.
02:06The revolution army would have been all licks for me.
02:09Pop.
02:09I got you.
02:11General in the back.
02:11I got you.
02:12Washington.
02:13I got twice for you.
02:15Yeah.
02:15Um, like I keep hearing this.
02:17I'm like, dude, it's like every, like it's a Superbowl and people are lying.
02:21Right.
02:22Everyone watches the Superbowl period.
02:25And when they talk about lowest ratings, there'll be like, Oh, 500,000 out of 20 trillion are
02:32these small quibbles.
02:33Everyone's going to watch it because it's the Superbowl and everyone should watch it.
02:37Unless you're a communist.
02:39But I agree.
02:40I agree.
02:41It's the one event that brings us all together more than any other sporting events in the
02:45world.
02:46I'm listening.
02:46You know, I really am not a big fan of, uh, you know, watching Seattle against the
02:50great one, you know, Drake may going up against, uh, you know, going up against, uh, uh, Sam
02:55Donald.
02:55Oh, that doesn't excite me.
02:57Shut up.
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