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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was is suffering from a strange addiction. She vabs herself 50 times a day. That means, she uses her own "juices" as a perfume of sorts to attract a mate.
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00:00Okay, if I told you a lady was vabbing 50 times a day, what do you think that is?
00:19I have no idea.
00:21Dabbing with a vape?
00:23Nope.
00:24No?
00:24Is it the juice on the ear?
00:27What?
00:28It's juice, all right.
00:29Yeah, the lady bit juice.
00:32Is she sucking out some juice and putting it in a container?
00:37A woman from Boston applies her own vaginal fluids to her neck in the hopes of attracting a mate.
00:48You got me.
00:48So she goes out like that?
00:50Yeah.
00:51Lisa, she does it 50 times a day.
00:53You got to keep it fresh.
00:5450 times a day.
00:55You got to keep it fresh.
00:56She's on last night's episode of My Strange Addiction.
01:01Oh, no.
01:02It featured Cassie from Boston, a woman who has never been in a relationship.
01:07Yeah.
01:08But it doesn't work then.
01:10She keeps trying.
01:11It's not working at all.
01:1250 times a day.
01:14Hey, Vag head!
01:15Oh, my God.
01:15It's not working!
01:16She's going to great lengths to change her romantic situation.
01:22She's addicted to vabbing.
01:23Oh, jeez.
01:24She uses two fingers to collect her vaginal discharge.
01:27Very nice.
01:28And then rubs it onto her neck as a natural perfume.
01:32How many guys are going to text in wanting to text in?
01:36Oh, they love it.
01:37Oh, yeah.
01:37They love it.
01:39Who's she going for?
01:39Gordon's Fisherman?
01:42Here's the story or a little bit of her show.
01:44Okay.
01:46So, yeah.
01:47I put it up there.
01:48And then I usually put it, like, down my neck.
01:51Never mind.
01:53And on my wrist.
01:56When I first started, I would go up there.
01:59And the more I did that, I started to create rips in my vagina on my vaginal wall.
02:04So, now I use coconut oil as lubrication.
02:10I'm always sticking my hands in my vagina, so I wash my hands a lot.
02:13Whoa, my hands!
02:14If I got a boyfriend, it would be really amazing.
02:20But I wouldn't stop vabbing.
02:22I would just do it in secret.
02:25Because I would think that that's how he became attracted to me.
02:30So, I would want to keep on doing what would make the person stay.
02:36So, I'm going to do it again.
02:38Here she goes, Jack.
02:39Oh, God.
02:40She's going in there.
02:41She's doing it on camera?
02:42Oh, my God.
02:42Oh, my God.
02:45Jeezy Pete's.
02:47No thanks.
02:47Okay.
02:49If I can't, um, fab, I am spraying the mist that I made.
02:54Yeah.
02:55She makes a homemade mist.
02:57She makes a homemade mist.
03:00Are there people in her life that will see this?
03:03If I get up.
03:04That she's covered in it?
03:04If I get up.
03:08I'm going to the bathroom.
03:10To throw up?
03:11Yep.
03:11What?
03:12You don't want her mist, are you?
03:13I don't want her mist.
03:16I don't like the idea of how she made the mist.
03:19I don't like the idea.
03:20If she worked with her, you know, or something.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:22What does she do for a living?
03:24Well, you know how every once in a while, like, you know, someone smells of the area.
03:29Yeah.
03:30You know?
03:30Yeah.
03:30It'd be wild to, like, find out later that they actually, like, spray it on themselves.
03:38That would be wild.
03:39You know?
03:39Because they never do.
03:40It's just coming from that area.
03:42But...
03:42Mm-hmm.
03:43She can't have a job.
03:46No, she can't.
03:46She's got her fingers in her 50s.
03:48She's busy.
03:48All day.
03:49That's true.
03:49And you see, they broke down the numbers there of how many times.
03:52So, 50 times a day is 350 times a week.
03:551,500 times a month.
03:5718,250 times a year.
03:59Or she has her fingers in her.
04:01No.
04:02No, she's not dry.
04:04Well, she's got coconut oil.
04:05She's got that coconut oil.
04:06I mean, it works.
04:08It does.
04:08Like a charm.
04:09I support it.
04:10Yeah.
04:11You support it.
04:12Yeah, look at it.
04:12There it is right there.
04:13There's a huge jar of it.
04:15I'm babbing all the time.
04:16She has a huge jar of coconut oil right beside her.
04:20That looks like my end table beside my bed.
04:23Would we have to do this?
04:24It would have to be our, like, ball sweat.
04:30I don't know that.
04:31Or, like, guys with the hood.
04:36The...
04:36Uncircumcised?
04:37Yeah, like uncircumcised.
04:38Pull it back and get some of that.
04:41The fromage.
04:42Which brings a totally different meaning to Gucci cologne.
04:45Oh, God.
04:47Coochie.
04:49Anyway, let's go back to the strange addiction.
04:52Um, fab, I am spraying the mist that I made.
04:56And, yeah.
04:57This is, like, months worth of, like, secretion.
05:02I do it because I feel like maybe someone will walk by and say,
05:07Oh, hey, like, you know, you smell good.
05:10Like, how are you?
05:12I don't think I smell like vagina.
05:15I don't know.
05:16But I don't think I do because no one has ever said that I did.
05:19You do?
05:20I'm in my 30s and I've never had a relationship.
05:25And it's supposed to attract a man and I'm hoping that it will because
05:28if it's not, then I'm just doing weird stuff.
05:32No, you're doing weird stuff.
05:35That's it.
05:36You're doing weird stuff.
05:37And you're weird.
05:38Unfortunately, you're really weird.
05:40And that's why you're not meeting a guy because we can pick up on stuff.
05:44And, like, there's just no way after talking to her for about five minutes.
05:48Not even five.
05:49You'd know in a minute.
05:50Okay, I guess people are saying, you know, the best thing to compare it to
05:54if guys did this, it would be finale juice.
05:56Oh, I guess so.
05:57Yeah.
05:58Yeah.
05:58Like pre, maybe pre.
05:59Right, but okay.
06:02If you put it on and then it's on you for 20 to 30 minutes,
06:07expose to the elements, you have to wash it off before you apply more.
06:12No, she's not doing that.
06:13No, she's just reapplying.
06:14But then, like, by the end of the day, it's been on you.
06:17I know.
06:18And that is rancid.
06:20Listen, did you see how wet her neck was?
06:26It was drenched.
06:28I didn't.
06:29Where did you notice that?
06:31Right at the end.
06:32Go back a little bit more.
06:34You will see her neck where they are talking to her.
06:37There.
06:38Just, like, start it.
06:41You'll see.
06:43It's soaked, dude.
06:46It's soaked.
06:47Jason, are you all right, man?
06:49Yeah, I'm great.
06:50It's a little vag juice.
06:51So she's spraying herself down.
06:54She's glistening with juice.
07:00Yes.
07:01Glistening.
07:03I mean, it is from her collarbone all the way back up to the back of her shoulder.
07:11All on her neck.
07:13She is juiced up.
07:16And she's been doing this for how long?
07:19Did they say?
07:20Like, how this, she's never got a man.
07:23They said she's been doing it for years.
07:24Yeah.
07:24Years, and it hasn't worked.
07:26She's in her 30s and never had a man, but has been doing it for years.
07:30I can't even know.
07:31Like, honestly, like, you know, if I was really trying to find somebody and then I let you
07:37guys know, like, listen, I'm doing this thing.
07:39I'm just trying to.
07:40What are you doing, man?
07:41Well, I finale into a thing and I've made a mist.
07:46Chuck Mist is the worst mist of all.
07:48Chuck's Mist is the worst mist I have ever heard of.
07:51He has it labeled Chuck's Mist.
07:52Chuck's Mist.
07:54Jesus, God.
07:56Holy hell.
07:57Oh, my God.
07:59What's that smell?
08:00Oh, God.
08:00Okay, this is so nerdy, but in metal detecting, you have a little thing of mist that you would
08:06spray stuff.
08:07I'm now making a label for it and calling it Chuck's Mist.
08:10A hundred percent.
08:11I have to.
08:12It's now called Chuck's Mist.
08:14You have to.
08:16You spray silver with it.
08:19So someone actually watched this last night and said that some guy did come on the show
08:25and said she smells fishy.
08:27Oh, not a surprise.
08:30I mean, it's you smell like old vagina.
08:34It's gross.
08:35She needs help.
08:36Yeah.
08:36I know.
08:37Look at her face.
08:38She looks torn.
08:39All day.
08:40She's just shoving her fingers in herself and covering herself in juice.
08:45Ripping herself apart.
08:46Yeah.
08:47She's torn herself.
08:49She's torn herself.
08:51Well, to be honest, I mean, the way she was getting after it, she's like, oh, hold on.
08:56I'm going to do it again.
08:57And it's like.
08:58Even the way she's had vaginal wall.
09:01Chuck, get your hands out of yourself.
09:03Chuck, get your hands out of you.
09:04You shouldn't be going so hard down there.
09:07Okay.
09:07I got a little bit here.
09:09I got a little bit here.
09:10Like what in the world, lady?
09:12Like relax.
09:12Give it a little.
09:14Like you can probably just like a little.
09:17Jason, just saw you finger yourself.
09:18Well, I'm glad you didn't go all the way.
09:21I was.
09:21If you would have applied it after that.
09:23Oh.
09:24No.
09:27Come on, man.
09:30Jason.
09:30Jason.
09:31Don't eat it.
09:32No.
09:32Jason.
09:33No.
09:33Check this out.
09:34I don't want to see it.
09:35Watch this part.
09:36I don't want to see your backdoor juice.
09:37No.
09:37Watch this part, Jason.
09:39Okay.
09:39That was revolting.
09:43Don't ever lick your fingers in front of me.
09:45That was absolutely revolting.
09:46He just licked himself in front of us.
09:48He did.
09:49He looked right in your eyes.
09:50Oh, my God.
09:52Today's the day, guys.
09:54Today is the day.
09:55A little chuck juice.
09:56That was too much for me.
09:58I know.
09:58I mean, it's wild.
10:00What a wild thing.
10:01Do they do anything for these people?
10:03Like do I've never watched a full episode of My Strange Addiction.
10:05Oh, I don't know.
10:06Do they get them therapists?
10:07I'm very familiar with TLC and some of their personalities.
10:10And no, they encourage the problems.
10:13And don't be surprised if this woman now has her own spinoff.
10:16Yeah.
10:17It's just entertainment.
10:18They want the views.
10:20Tonight on My Stinky Vag.
10:21Yeah.
10:22Because you could see them following her around for an entire year of trying to get a man.
10:30And they know she's not going to get a man.
10:32Well, someone in Boston knows Cassie.
10:34I mean, they have to.
10:35You know she, old Stinky Neck.
10:37Oh, I thought you were saying that someone was just reached out.
10:40Oh, no, no, no.
10:41Like she's from Boston.
10:42So one of our listeners there has got to know or heard of her or something.
10:46Smelled her.
10:47Smelt her, yes.
10:48Does it?
10:48Okay.
10:51They sell this cologne, right?
10:53They sell these colognes that are like, like molecule cologne is one of them where it's just a pheromone base.
11:00It's not, there's no smell to it.
11:03It's just, you're spraying pheromone on yourself.
11:08And the claims are that like women, they don't know what they're smelling, but they're attracted.
11:16Something goes off on the animal side of us, you know, is affected by it.
11:23So this is, I guess, trying, oh my God, she gets after it, dude.
11:29She gets after it down there.
11:31But this is the idea, right?
11:35I guess.
11:36The thing about it is, I do think that there is a smell.
11:41There can be, there's something, there's an attraction that people cannot control.
11:46The pheromones, right?
11:47There's something.
11:48There's just like, like, I don't know what it is about that woman.
11:51But I'm naturally attracted.
11:52But generally that's just the natural like smell your body gives off, the pheromones.
11:56It's not like added juices.
11:58No, no, it's not.
12:01It's not.
12:02And it's not from that part.
12:03It's not from that part.
12:04It's like admitting from your skin.
12:05It's your skin, armpits.
12:08It's not that.
12:09It's not from there.
12:11That shot of her.
12:13That's terrible.
12:14Because you just know what she's doing.
12:16Right.
12:16It's crazy.
12:17Listen, I, listen.
12:18She's a paper towel set up.
12:20I know.
12:20She doesn't need a paper towel.
12:22I know I'm a bit of a Jim Carrey.
12:24I overact a little bit.
12:26Just a touch.
12:27With that.
12:28But that wasn't that far off.
12:30No, no.
12:31She gets after it.
12:32Some guy said, I just had to walk off my factory job and puke.
12:36Yep.
12:36I understand.
12:37Sorry, man.
12:38Well, I do.
12:38I mean, it's just a little vaginal juice.
12:40Relax, though.
12:40It's just old, dried, smelly vaginal juice.
12:43You imagine you kissed her neck?
12:47Take a big lick of it.
12:49Not even like kissed her neck.
12:50Imagine being a jeweler and having to put jewelry on her.
12:53Oh, anything.
12:54How often does that happen?
12:56Court has jewelry dreams.
12:59Court's thoughts are different.
13:00They're different.
13:01What if I'm a jeweler that has got to put a necklace around her?
13:05He's a romantic.
13:06What the last time anyone in this room had a jeweler put a necklace on them?
13:10He's like, wait a second.
13:11What if she was in the Olympics and it was my job to put a gold medal around her neck?
13:16Disgusting.
13:17Could you even imagine it?
13:23What if I'm fitting her for a turtleneck and I can't get in there?
13:27What if I'm a scarf salesman?
13:30Her tailor has to be very upset.
13:32Court's thoughts.
13:33Yeah.
13:34The mind of court.
13:35No, we don't want to go in it.
13:37I know.
13:38It's wild.
13:39It's different.
13:40It's wild.
13:41Didn't think of that.
13:42No, we didn't.
13:43No one else did.
13:44He's courting over there.
13:45Yeah.
13:47Yikes.
13:49Someone says, in this day and age, I'm surprised it's not backdoor juice.
13:54Oh, my God.
13:55Get out of here.
13:56Oh, that'll be nice.
13:56Get out of here.
13:57Babbing.
13:58Oh, no.
13:59I'm sure it's out there.
14:00Yeah, but there's a guy who babs.
14:02Put his backdoor juice on his neck?
14:04Sure.
14:05I mean, there's people out there that smell like poop.
14:08A lot of bacteria.
14:09There's a lot of that.
14:10Exactly.
14:10It's harder to hide, though.
14:12There's a musk.
14:13There's a musk back there that, you know.
14:17This guy says, I have a-
14:19Mall rats.
14:19That's all you need to watch.
14:20Mall rats.
14:21I have a thick mustache.
14:22Yes.
14:23And I don't mind having my wife's juices on my mustache so I can smell her all day at work.
14:28Dude.
14:29Nobody needs to know that.
14:32Yep.
14:33Yep.
14:34Who just did the lips?
14:35Who just did the lips?
14:35It was Lisa.
14:36It was Lisa.
14:37It was Lisa.
14:38I thought it was you.
14:39Chuck, I'm like, I couldn't have been Lisa.
14:41No.
14:42No.
14:43Lisa couldn't take it.
14:44She almost can't take anymore.
14:46She's almost at her limit.
14:49Yep.
14:50When she's doing that.
14:51Oh.
14:51Just wash your face.
14:53So gross.
14:53He doesn't want to, you know.
14:55It's disgusting.
14:56I mean, some women would think that was a huge compliment.
14:59Oh, boy.
15:01I just know with my beard and my mustache, like, even right now, it's a little unkept.
15:06And if I eat certain foods, you know, I'll realize, like, a little while later, I'll be like, I'll itch something.
15:16And I realize just how disgusting that is.
15:20And I go, I can't even imagine.
15:23Like, if you go, if you go in there.
15:26Yeah.
15:26And you got this set up.
15:28Yeah.
15:28You got to go clean.
15:29You got to go clean yourself, man.
15:31You don't want that to linger?
15:34No, I don't.
15:35Linger.
15:36No, I don't.
15:38I eat donuts.
15:39Take a big bite of a glazed donut.
15:41Yep.
15:41You can't just leave the glaze on your mustache all day.
15:44No, you can't.
15:45You can't wipe it off.
15:46I mean, I've done it.
15:47You have to.
15:47He has done it.
15:49He said Krispy Kreme seed.
15:50Look.
15:50You know, Dairy Queen.
15:54Hey, man.
15:54Dip cone.
15:55A little glaze on you.
15:56I, if I'm, listen, I look like a porno if I'm eating a dip cone.
16:00Okay, Jesus, Chuck.
16:02It is bad.
16:03That's that Chuck's Mist.
16:05Hey, you got a new beard balm?
16:07It looks like your mustache is shining.
16:08It's ice cream.
16:11It's the ice cream that gets stuck.
16:12What's that spray bottle?
16:14New beard balm?
16:14Let me give it a try.
16:15Yeah, here.
16:16Try it.
16:17Oh, no.
16:18It's pungent.
16:19Jason sprayed Chuck's Mist on it.
16:20Yeah, I mix it.
16:21It's two areas of my body that I mix together at night.
16:25And that'll leave it there.
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