Wash Your Ass

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a phantom smell disorder that people suffer from and speak to one lady who has been having an issue smelling what she thinks is her boyfriend's unwashed butt.

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00:00there are people in america that have a disorder called phantom odor perception

00:10it makes them constantly smell disgusting stuff that's terrible that's not even there

00:16oh i've never heard of that that is terrible uh according to the national institutes of health by

00:22the way if anyone has phantom odor perception we'd love to hear from you because they say

00:276.5 percent of the country over 40 has this so you're just in the middle of nowhere and then

00:35you think you smell like someone's feet or bo yeah rotting fish oh decaying b-holes i might have

00:43something like this you think you may have all the time at home i'll be like did the dog poop in the

00:47house i'll ask my girlfriend did did chloe go poop in the house because it smells like poop in here

00:51and she'll be like it smells fine james i'm like i'm like i'm looking behind the couch i'm looking

00:57under chairs like i'm looking anywhere where a turd might have gotten kicked i'm looking for poop

01:01i swear to god it smells like a fresh turd and i can't find it and i'm like the crazy one in the

01:07house you could have it uh tina you believe you have this disorder that makes people constantly

01:14smell nasty stuff that's not even there yes how what happens i don't know it just comes out of

01:23nowhere i could be i could just clean and all of a sudden i'll smell like my boyfriend's butt

01:28or i'll smell fish or i'll smell trash why do you say your boyfriend's butt couldn't it just be but

01:35because it's bad no because i it's like it's like odors that i don't know trapped in your

01:40factory or something yeah like she it's familiar yeah your brain remembers that smell

01:46yeah so and i smelled his butt before and it's gross and i was asked him like did you wash your

01:53butt and he's like dude i smell your butt like go check your butt check your butt it's like

02:02police away's on the line you don't want to smell your boyfriend's butt check your butt

02:05that's really if you're gonna smell it i hope it smells great you should not have oh my god i'd be

02:10devastated me as a woman it started when i was pregnant it started and it never went away

02:16yeah now you know what it is but first of all tell your guy to wash his ass well she is she's

02:21telling him all the time she's telling him all the time yeah tell him david chuck the freak said

02:27wash your ass please right on i will thank god all right have a good day see ya yeah you oh that

02:35would be honestly a devastating blow if my girl said oh your ass stinks oh you smell you smell my ass

02:43you smell my ass just envisioning like some angry guy coming up to the station did you did you say

02:48hey i got a message from my girl from david chuck who the hell is that who the hell is that

02:58you said to tell me to wash my ass we're here to kick your ass i've got my body down here where is

03:04uh david david chuck i ain't never heard of him

03:08i haven't seen david that's chuck no you've been telling us to wash our ass man no that's chuck

03:15my girl's been talking to me that's a private thing and y'all got involved you're stuck in his

03:22ass hey you're telling me to wash my ass you get me david and uh chuck yeah i don't know i'm gonna do

03:30something to both our asses he is mad as hell just like i am you ain't gonna like it that's my business

03:37dog that's his ass that's my ass who cares if it's dirty why you got a message about my ass man

03:44we're talking to his wife

03:46what are you talking about

03:48they got kids they got kids

03:50talking about my ass to my wife

03:54that's our business man

03:57do you get me david chuck

03:59they both gonna have a dirty ass in about two seconds

04:01that's right

04:03he's gonna be dirty

04:04he's gonna kick your ass

04:08he's more upset than i am

04:11i can't stand it

04:13he can

04:14that's his ass

04:15it's his business

04:17we drove right down here once we heard

04:18on our bikes

04:20i took a bike ride to kick his ass

04:24he told my wife that my ass smelled

04:27what

04:27wash my ass

04:29they support a buddy indeed

04:32it's always good to have backup

04:35let's hope that doesn't happen

04:39yeah absolutely

04:40let's hope

04:41you heard of dave

04:42chuck the freak's a guy with the dirty guy

04:44cover up the sign

04:46i'd be pointing to different guys that work

04:48that's him right there

04:50we'll make a pact

04:52we'll not sell each other out

04:53but we'll point to two other guys

04:54they'll have no other idea

04:57oh that's dave and chuck the freak over there

04:58get him

04:59it is funny

04:59you tell him dave and chuck said

05:02wash his ass

05:03i want to just send it home

05:06like if it's not enough for her saying

05:08let him know that other people know about it

05:10i hear you man

05:11oh he's still here

05:13you're right

05:14we're listening now

05:15oh no what

05:16we found your stupid ass show

05:18oh no

05:18it turns out you aren't those other two guys we killed

05:21that is right

05:24we came to the right place this time

05:26oh no

05:27those other guys is dead

05:29oh yeah

05:29talking about my ass twice in the break

05:31twice two times

05:34double talk

05:35fool me once

05:37so dave's the guy with the jew horn

05:39and chuck's the guy

05:40oh you're gonna kill that

05:41chuck's the guy in the thong

05:42they told us you would do that

05:44they showed us pictures online of you fellas

05:47that's right we got photos

05:49your trickery ain't gonna work this time

05:52i always knew i was expendable

05:54i saw you on a sea dude

05:57i did i didn't get no ride man

06:00talking about my ass

06:03come on

06:04you

06:05you

06:07you

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