00:00So a supermarket in Scotland was doing their food ordering, and they needed bananas.
00:06Okay.
00:07So naturally, they ordered 380 kilograms of bananas to stock their shelves.
00:13Now, you might be like me.
00:15What does that even mean?
00:17I don't know what that means.
00:18Okay, so that's roughly 3,000 bananas, okay?
00:22Now, that also might sound like a lot of bananas, but you're thinking,
00:24this is for an entire supermarket to stock.
00:27Sure.
00:27I mean, if I'm going in there, I'm gobbling up a lot of bananas.
00:31However, due to an error, a computing error, instead of 380 kilograms of bananas,
00:38they ordered 380 boxes of bananas.
00:42Oh.
00:43Each box of bananas, roughly 100 bananas.
00:47Oh, no.
00:49I'll do the math for you.
00:50Instead of ordering 3,000 bananas, they ordered 38,000 bananas.
00:57That's a lot more.
00:58Yeah.
00:59It's 12 times more, and some.
01:01That's a lot more.
01:02So here they are going, oh, my gosh.
01:05Right.
01:06What are we going to do with the amount of boxes?
01:08They went bananas.
01:09They really did.
01:11And instead of going truly bananas, they said, all right, come on down,
01:16because they were unable to return the excess fruit due to severe weather conditions.
01:20They gave away 38,000 bananas for free.
01:26It's a banana bonanza.
01:28That would be a dream come true for me, because I'm a big, big fan of bananas.
01:33And you can't wait.
01:34I'm a banana fan.
01:35You're a banana fan?
01:36You can't wait until they all get to look like this.
01:37No.
01:38Which is, by the way, I'm referencing the banana I brought to work today.
01:42This is perfect condition for a banana.
01:44It looks a little brown.
01:46It's a little brown.
01:47Exactly.
01:48It's a little brown.
01:49I think a little bit lighter yellow, and then I'm good.
01:52No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:53I could give this another.
01:55I could probably give him another 24 hours.
01:57Oh, God.
01:58And he would be prime, prime.
01:59I accidentally leave a banana in your bag for one time.
02:01You have teeth.
02:03You have teeth.
02:05Why don't you use them?
02:06Hold on one second.
02:06I'm getting a call.
02:07Hello?
02:08Oh, he's on the banana phone.
02:09I'm on the air.
02:09I see what he's doing.
02:10I'll call you back.
02:11Thank you, bye.
02:11That's a banana joke.
02:12Yes, I did leave a banana in my backpack once.
02:15Didn't learn my lesson because I put another one in today.
02:18And, yes, I do have teeth, but I prefer it a little bit softer.
02:21I mean, it's like banana pudding the way that you eat it.
02:23I think it tastes better this way.
02:25You have to slurp it out of the skin.
02:27Oh, there he goes.
02:28He's opening it right now.
02:30See, look, that is primal.
02:31You're going to have to follow us at the Andy Semmer Show.
02:33Do you want me to eat it, Shan?
02:34Shan's clapping me on.
02:36I don't know.
02:38So, I gave away $38,000.
02:40That's the way Shan likes it, too.
02:41A banana is a quality.
02:42$38,000 banana.
02:43It really is a quality fruit.
02:44And they're so inexpensive.
02:45And they're just easy to eat.
02:47Yeah.
02:47You can carry it with you.
02:48Take it on the go.
02:49You can throw it in the air.
02:50You could use it as like a buffon.
02:52A buffon.
02:53A buffon, like a relay race.
02:54Anybody want a bite?
02:55You could use it as a boomerang.
02:58Right.
02:58There's so many uses for a banana.
03:00It's entertaining.
03:01And then you can eat it.
03:02And then you eat it.
03:02It's creepy.
03:03He's looking at the camera.
03:04It's creepy.
03:05Very, very creepily looking.
03:07I know.
03:07Bye-bye.
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