- 8 months ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was arrested for putting Gorilla Glue in his co-worker's drink. Then, they have a conversation about what you would rather have in your drink. The title says it all.
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00:00okay in our next story the second this guy walks in as my co-worker
00:15i know he's gonna be up to no good okay like just looking at his mugshot you realize
00:22like if he came in for an interview i'd be like oh no no no no okay like right away just seeing
00:28his picture yes i would never hire the man okay not even for radio not even for radio we'll take
00:33whatever we can well you're not going to be here for long but it's got to be bad oh it's oh it's
00:39because you sat down with me and you hired me so it's kind of bad you know you're right and at that
00:44time i was wild yes and we were also desperate that is not a lie
00:51before you the guy had a sword so we just needed somebody we needed somebody
01:00swords are drug addicts you do what you gotta do take what you can get a Wisconsin man
01:06has pleaded guilty to contaminating a female co-worker's coca-cola oh awful with gorilla glue
01:16that's no good a crime caught on the victim's hidden surveillance camera better than other
01:22stuff i guess no honestly i'll take your semen over your gorilla glue i challenge that and i like
01:29that no a hundred percent gorilla that could do some serious damage to my insides i think it just
01:35would settle at the bottom kind of like i'll i hope you do you know that person what happened did
01:41they drink yeah they did no she she set up a camera oh okay a hidden surveillance
01:47it happening but i'm just saying if i didn't know i'll take semen over glue how many hidden
01:55cameras do you have watching what i'm doing over to your stuff like 12 yeah i can't that's why i can't
02:01risk it 35 year old joseph ralph ross admitted to felony charges of placing foreign objects in
02:07edibles the 36 year old lady reported becoming ill okay after oh so she did drink it after consuming
02:15the drink which had a strong chemical smell and taste i mean it's listen if something has a chemical
02:20smell why are we drinking it to damage we're getting to that i think you can eat doesn't say
02:27what happened to her glue i mean so i think you're fine shows the guy wearing latex gloves squeezing
02:32glue into her coke when confronted by police he claimed he only added a supplement to her beverage
02:38oh to help her out but they did find the gloves the gorilla glue bottle and a cap
02:44in a nearby trash container and as i show you his mugshot you'll realize why i never would have hired the
02:51guy oh no oh wow right right jason listen here man i'll be honest this guy interviews in radio about
03:00once a week for sure one thousand percent i had the same look i'm telling you oh my god your hair
03:06was thinning my hair was thinning yeah i look kind of out of it i know but you didn't have a bowl cut
03:11at the side that guy should just let that hair go oh man huh what's he fighting for i don't know
03:18no i feel like he sounds like this yeah for sure i'd love a job at the shop
03:22i can answer your phones i'm gonna want to do some radio right yeah sling blade if sling blade
03:36comes in for a job you don't hire sling blade i'm sorry you don't like us like a slower slower sling
03:42blade okay truth look at this guy slow sling blade oh no man oh man where did he work did it
03:50does it say where it was because i'm interested in what he did for a living like what kind of job
03:55was i don't know if you have a job when you're like that i had a job wish like if i somehow was
04:03privy to people that were applying for like internships for dave and chuck and i saw that
04:10guy the wisconsin state fair yeah oh he's a carney okay now it all makes sense works at the wisconsin
04:17state fair all came together with that he's a non-moving carney
04:23yeah i would tell this guy yes please come in and i wouldn't tell dave i would be like yeah the
04:30next guy i think has a lot of promise and then i would have him walk in and just
04:36stare at dave and i wouldn't say a word i would make dave talk the whole time nope
04:41i went to school with a guy who looks just like him stop it did he have that hair
04:50i mean he couldn't but he might now right because it would have been a while ago and he had hair so
04:55but the face geez that exact face yeah it's like the eyes are a certain
05:01everything about his mouth remains open and most of the time oh yeah
05:09that's troubling that is that's troubling yeah they worked together at the wisconsin state fair
05:15yep due to past events she hit a camera below her computer monitor to see if anyone was putting
05:21something in her beverages within 30 minutes it busted he got busted court just sent the photo of his
05:28hands no way is it pretty pretty pretty close you just have this guy's picture saved in your phone
05:34that was fast man super maybe he was thinking about it for a little time oh this guy is way more
05:39normal than that guy but if you but if this guy tightened it up a face like the expression on his face
05:47i want to see the resemblance to find out court just has a camera roll of all of his friends
05:51selfies in there which means we're all on there yeah you never know when somebody might need to uh
05:56come up and boom sent yeah yeah oh come on uh you want a picture of jason got it done yeah i mean
06:04just ask i'll give you some better ones he likes to choose so there's the footage of him putting the
06:10gorilla glue in the coke oh man it's like uh do you think it's the gorilla glue but it's uh
06:18like a squeezy bottle yeah that one though isn't like the thick like wood glue that i have that's
06:24gorilla they make regular gorilla glue too yeah so that looks like uh crazy glue yeah so i wonder
06:29what his problem was with her she didn't like her yeah they listen if you don't think that if you
06:36don't think that guy's an incel if you don't think that guy's an incel then i don't know what to
06:41what to tell you allegedly i know nothing about this man i just know the look right and i bet he spends a
06:48lot of time online allegedly possibly relating to an earlier topic i would question if he could have
06:55a driver's license i believe he lives very close to the state fair i believe he lives very close to
07:04his parents like in the basement yeah he's dropped off at the state fair is what you're what you're
07:12saying that's what i'm saying what you're thinking needs a ride a bike or something oh a bike yeah
07:17bike i could see him on a bike yeah bikes are tricky though i don't know you can figure it out
07:22pedaling what about a tricycle more than two wheels yeah yeah yeah with a basket you know yep
07:29yeah he just rides his basket to the state fair he deserves to be roasted like this of course he does
07:34he does he taped he could have severely injured a lady yep but again i'll take semen over glue there
07:45you go guys i'll remember that no come on never know you would never know if my stuff was in your
07:51stuff no you would too you would you're gonna risk the damage to your insides here's why i slightly
07:58disagree there's no way you're gonna know my stuff's in you and you would know about the
08:05and i and i have a fighting chance against the smell it a fighting chance yeah dave when you say
08:11you'll take the semen is it a stranger's is it your own any like this guy's guy is putting something
08:17in my drink so it's his it's this man's it's this man's and then it's on video of him depositing
08:24it into your drink yeah you find out after i don't want years long health issues though as
08:29long as he doesn't have any glue i don't know about crazy long as there's none of this walker
08:34told me i have eight right that's the thing about semen well you never know what it might yeah yeah
08:39that is the thing about semen that is the thing about semen i have pesky semen strangers and you're
08:44i mean it is a wild choice i think i want the glue dude i'm just too worried about what it's
08:51gonna do to me i don't want internal issues i feel like you'd know right away yeah from a sip
08:57that it had like a glue like an aroma and with the semen you might not you guys and then you're
09:01just drinking full someone who like ate glue all day no yeah see i'm aware of remember that paul guy
09:10i think if you drank the glue your last words would be at least it wasn't semen exactly yeah i
09:16guess depending because i can't even imagine dave like takes a drink of his coffee and he's like oh
09:20my god this is the best coffee i've ever had and then you need it in there you know you'll never
09:26have a good cup of coffee again in your life but what was that coffee it was chuck can't put my finger
09:32on it there was a bit of me in there it was chuck full of nuts isn't there like a coffee is it
09:38chuck full of nuts yeah yeah exactly ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba i'm sorry
09:44part of waking up is a little chuck in your cup semen in your cup no okay maybe i'll reconsider
09:50i just thought it would be if it would destroyed my esophagus or you know my lungs or got into my
09:56system or bloodstream it could do massive damage i get it i understand your fear but i also have the
10:03same fear of that man's semen well i guess when you put it that way you've changed my mind sleep
10:09on it 24 hour yeah yeah 24 hour rule yeah he's gonna have a nightmare tonight oh my god yeah don't
10:19eat corn yeah i can't have corn madness and oh my god just be his no we're all there's four of us i
10:27hope i never have i hope i never have a chuck semen dream okay i'm just shaker one of his little
10:33shakers yep super close to this espresso machine it's a real protein shake that's so that dream you
10:40really had about chuck better or worse than chuck semen in your coffee oh better than that yeah chuck
10:46semen is the worst thing that could ever happen to me it's not by what you're saying chuck's glue
10:52would be worse i have a lot of glue i do have a lot of glue products anyway sometimes you just
10:57shouldn't speak i know you said too much
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