00:00Uzbekistan!
00:02Wow, Uzbekistan.
00:04You know, it's awesome.
00:06Yes, honey?
00:08Uzbekistan.
00:10Oh, okay, he said it already.
00:12I don't know what it is.
00:14All of a sudden, I have a...
00:16Buddy, fuck.
00:20Everybody heard Uzbekistan the first time.
00:24Fuck it. He was louder than my microphone.
00:28Uzbekistan,
00:30I want you to tell me
00:32something very specific
00:34and special that the whole crowd can
00:36learn about your country
00:38of Uzbekistan.
00:40We are really welcoming. Everybody come
00:42to visit our country, please.
00:46I said tell us
00:48something special about your country, so
00:50then we come. He's like,
00:52just welcome to my country. Come, man.
00:54Khabibi Uzbekistan,
00:56what's your name?
00:58Saeed.
01:00Saeed, one more time. Think about it.
01:02If you don't know, Google it.
01:04And come back.
01:06This is your opportunity to teach...
01:08Waste down, we're white. Waste down, we're black.
01:10Did you hear what he said?
01:14Hold on.
01:16For all of those people
01:18who clapped,
01:20if you want to get fucked by a big black cock,
01:22please go visit Uzbekistan.
01:26Let's find out from Kazakhstan.
01:28What's it?
01:30Okay, Kazakhstan.
01:32Tell us something very special about your country.
01:36The most special thing about your country
01:40is that you eat the most beautiful animal.
01:45We see a horse, we get very hungry.
01:49We eat the horse, we cut the dick,
01:51we send the dick horse to Uzbekistan.
01:53You're from Pakistan?
01:59No way.
02:00Yes, sir.
02:01You came by yourself?
02:02Yes, sir.
02:03Oh, I love that, dude.
02:05Oh, you're wonderful, man.
02:10What's your name?
02:11Ibrahim.
02:12Ibrahim. Pleasure meeting you, man.
02:14You're wonderful, man.
02:16Wonderful guy.
02:17I've been waiting for your show for many years.
02:18You were waiting for my show for many years?
02:20Oh, I love you, man.
02:22Look, he bought the first row, front row, middle row.
02:28Like, right in the middle, death center.
02:30You're a real fan.
02:32Come give me five, man.
02:34I'm my brother.
02:35Nice to meet you.
02:37Smells like chicken masala.
02:44So, you bought the shirt for my show?
02:47It looks gorgeous on you.
02:49Honestly, it looks wonderful, man.
02:51Even if you came in with your Pakistani outfit, I would have loved it even more.
02:56I love the local outfits.
02:58I was thinking, but then...
02:59No, you should have worn it.
03:00You would have scared the shit out of the Indians.
03:02How old are you, buddy?
03:05Fifty-seven.
03:06Fifty-seven.
03:07I've been single for five years.
03:09You've been single for five years?
03:11What's your type?
03:13Family woman.
03:14Family woman.
03:15What's a family woman?
03:17Like, she's at home cooking and...
03:19Fucking, you're so Pakistani.
03:20To deal with a broke man, you need to be a busy man.
03:27Yes.
03:28Did you see what he said?
03:29Oh my God.
03:31He said, I want a family woman that can handle a busy man.
03:36If you don't want a broke man, that you need to deal with a busy man.
03:42That's kind of true.
03:45He's busy out there making you some money, girl.
03:49You cook and clean too?
03:51Yes.
03:52That's why you're busy?
03:53You work seven days and then you come and go, honey, I will cook and clean for you also.
04:03I'll find you a hot girlfriend before you leave.
04:06Abraham, I promise you.
04:08I will find you an amazing girl.
04:12Who is that next to you?
04:15Oh, you came by yourself?
04:17You're looking for a husband?
04:19She goes, yes, I swear to God.
04:30He's a star.
04:32Oh my God, he's kneeling for you.
04:36He's a fucking star, this guy.
04:40My God.
04:42All the Indians are so jealous right now.
04:46We should have fucking stepped up sooner.
04:49I love it.
04:52After the show, you guys exchange phone numbers.
04:55You go on a date, okay?
04:57I work at the airport.
04:58You work at the airport?
05:00I work at the Egyptian.
05:01What do you do?
05:03TSA.
05:04TSA?
05:05Egyptian.
05:06Egyptian.
05:07What's your name?
05:08Aman.
05:09Aman, let me tell you something.
05:10Aman is peace anyway.
05:12Aman is peace?
05:14Aman, that means you're safe.
05:16Oh my God, she'll bring safety to her life.
05:19Yes.
05:21You gotta treat her like a queen.
05:23But can I tell you something?
05:25You don't have a choice.
05:27She's a TSA agent.
05:31Everybody, she's gonna walk into the bedroom.
05:33Take your shirt off.
05:35Take your socks off.
05:37Take your pants off, bitch.
05:38Let me see that dick.
05:41Let me see that dick, sir.
05:48Like, no problem.
05:49Here we go, motherfucker.
05:52I'll show you that motherfucking dick.
05:56And then Alex goes, Allah Akbar.
06:01Are you sure you're not from Uzbekistan?
06:03Egyptian and Pakistan.
06:08Egyptian and Pakistan.
06:09I fucking love that.
06:11What a fucking show, man.
06:14Where are my Indians?
06:16Let's get to know the Indians.
06:18You're from India?
06:19Yeah, buddy.
06:20What's your name?
06:21Iban, nice to meet you.
06:22Are you filming this for insurance purposes?
06:28You're a young dude.
06:29You came by yourself too?
06:30Yes.
06:31Yeah.
06:32What do you do?
06:33I'm a pilot.
06:34You're a pilot?
06:35Yeah.
06:36Really?
06:37This is a fascinating show.
06:41What kind of planes do you fly?
06:43A private plane?
06:45A private pilot.
06:47A private pilot.
06:48For private planes?
06:50I'm actually training right now.
06:51You're training?
06:52Bitch, you ain't a fucking pilot yet.
06:54You fly those little ass, like, propeller shit.
06:58Every day you just, like, go to the propeller, fucking...
07:05Okay, let's go fly the friendly sky.
07:11You know what I'm thinking?
07:12I've never heard a pilot that's Indian.
07:16That's some fucking racist shit.
07:17Think about it.
07:18Think about it.
07:19I've never been on any plane.
07:20Go...
07:22Hey, no, how are you?
07:25This is your pilot, Raj, speaking.
07:28How you doing, everybody?
07:30Very good day.
07:31Very good day.
07:32Very good day.
07:33Very happy day.
07:35Oh, we have some chicken masala for you.
07:37You're single?
07:38Oh, you're super cute.
07:39Is it hard to date in this area?
07:40Yes.
07:41Why is it so hard?
07:42Everybody's gay?
07:43Everybody's gay?
07:44She goes, everybody's gay.
07:46Just because they don't want to hook up with you, ma'am.
07:48It doesn't mean they're gay.
07:50And if they are gay, good for them.
07:51Where are my gay people at?
07:53Not one gay person in here.
07:56everybody's gay. Just because they don't want to hook up with you, ma'am, it doesn't mean they're
08:02gay. And if they are gay, good for them. Where are my gay people at?
08:18Not one gay person in here. Hold on, not one gay person? Are you kidding me?
08:26Where, where? Oh, hi. What's your name? Ashka. Ashka, nice to meet you. I'm proud of you, man.
08:39That's awesome. One chachach guy admits he's gay. All these Middle Eastern men, they're all gay, you're
08:49right. Most ethnic countries, most ethnic cultures, they have a hard time accepting their sons mainly
08:59being gay. For some reason, girls' gay is a little easier. It's cute. It's like, hey, boy, you do that?
09:07Yes, I like it. I'm like, okay, don't tell anybody. Go get a haircut. You know, but boy, for boys to be
09:18gay, it's a big deal for a lot of ethnic, all kind, every country, even like Chinese, African-Americans,
09:24Latinos, every ethnic, you know, white people don't give a shit. Right? You're like, oh my God. They're
09:31like, oh, they get excited. Like, my son is gay. He's so fabulous. White people love that shit. You
09:42know, they're so happy. White moms love having gay sons. Oh my God. He's so gay. We go shopping
09:50together. We cook. Finally, I have a daughter. They love it. Middle Easterns. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:04Life is too short for you to not live your sexuality. Yeah? Life is too short for you to not be who you are.
10:20I love you, I love you, I love you
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