00:00Look, I know we've only been seeing each other for, like, three weeks,
00:03but I really wanted you to meet my dad.
00:05It's okay. I'm great with parents.
00:07And he's just like any other parent, you know?
00:09Except he has experience in gathering information and breaking enemy combatants.
00:13I thought he loved woodworking.
00:15Well, that's to sharpen his knife collection.
00:17Well, well. Hello.
00:20Good morning.
00:22But what exactly is happening?
00:24Oh, it's nothing weird.
00:26You know, this is just a standard background check.
00:28He does it for every guy I introduce him to.
00:30So it's a fun surprise for both of us.
00:32A background check.
00:33Michael Avery Grant, correct?
00:36Yes.
00:37Age 36. Graduated with Honor's Speech Pathology.
00:40Teaching kids to learn to communicate is my true joy.
00:43Oh.
00:44Yeah, and I ran a check on your criminal record.
00:48And that came up spotless.
00:50Of course. I knew it.
00:51There was one detail that bothered me, which is that you're currently married?
00:56Married?
00:57I can explain.
00:58Uh.
00:59The divorce isn't final, but we're separated.
01:01Well, that's fine.
01:02You know, sometimes love doesn't last forever.
01:05Yes, but the part that bothered me is that your wife's grandmother and your grandmother,
01:09they share the same last name.
01:11Okay.
01:12Well, doubt a lot of people share the same last name.
01:15It's not a big deal.
01:16My ex-wife is my cousin.
01:20Ha!
01:20But only my first cousin.
01:22Whoa!
01:23Whoa!
01:23That is the closest kind.
01:25No, wait.
01:25Why is it fine for kings to do it?
01:27It's not!
01:28That's why we loved Lady Di.
01:30She was the only one who didn't look sickly.
01:31Yeah.
01:31She's the only one with a chin.
01:33Wait.
01:33Wait.
01:33Mike.
01:34Leave.
01:37I have the worst taste in men.
01:39You really do, honey.
01:40I mean, you line them up, it's just loser, loser, loser, loser, loser.
01:44Yeah, I get it.
01:45Yeah.
01:46But you know, love is forever.
01:48Especially when you marry your cousin.
01:52We're gonna laugh about this later.
01:53You're laughing now.
01:54I know.
01:54It's just so funny.
01:55again, we do.
01:56No matter where toden.
01:59Maybe we never see.
02:01No matter where to die.
02:01Sorry I could cut down all things up or not.
02:02Maybe waiting for me.
02:02Maybe we are always there.
02:03Maybe I'll see.
02:03If I wanna be a move to a來 of,
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