00:00I'm going to the Drake Future concert tonight, expecting it to be fairly lit. We'll see.
00:15Alright, this is not my food, but I'm a little bit hungry, so I think I might...
00:21Their health code just went down to a beat.
00:24Fried chicken? He just ate off that bite.
00:28Get the fuck out of here. Stop, stop.
00:31I mean, it's really good food. I mean, it's just fucking food, right?
00:36He did it! Stop!
00:38Genuinely the most savage bite I've ever seen.
00:45It's just food. Like, it's going to go in and it'll shit it out.
00:48It's just food. No, it's just food.
00:50No, no, no, this is a work of art.
00:53Look at this fucking thing.
00:55Look at the layers there. I didn't know what type of bread this is.
00:58This is some fucking foreign bread.
00:59It's just an English muffin. You can buy that from Ralph.
01:03If we were in war and food was being rationed, okay?
01:07Cody, first of all, would be first in line.
01:09He'd eat it in front of everyone.
01:11To make sure everyone felt bad.
01:13Then he'd go down the line just picking.
01:15Well, I didn't get grapes.
01:16I don't like grapes.
01:18You would during war just because it'd be something to eat.
01:20Yeah, that's true. I also like grapes.
01:23I'm just thinking about like getting stranded in the desert with Cody.
01:25And that might be like the worst case scenario.
01:28No, in that case, I would be, I would share it.
01:31So I know, not just that.
01:32I think the first three days we were lost, you'd be on your phone until it died.
01:35And you'd find out that we were lost.
01:37You ever wish you could just have like a low-key heart attack?
01:40Here dude, it went to the store.
01:41I got the condoms you wanted.
01:42Dope, thanks.
01:43There you go.
01:44Wait a minute.
01:45What?
01:46Ultratin refers to the condom?
01:48Yeah.
01:49These aren't going to fit in.
01:50Here we have the new apartment.
01:52Did we forget Spike?
01:53Huh?
01:54Did we forget Spike?
01:55Was he in the garage?
01:56In the old garage?
01:57Oh my god, we actually did forget him.
01:59Why don't we just replace him?
02:01What?
02:02What?
02:03What's up?
02:04You just said let's replace Spike.
02:07No, no I didn't.
02:08No, it was something.
02:09Oh my god.
02:10No, no, no, no.
02:11That was the hardest shit I've ever heard of.
02:12No, no, no.
02:13I said we should.
02:14Replace Spike.
02:15No, no.
02:16I said we should replay him.
02:17Like we should repay him for all the fucking good shit he's done for us.
02:20He's been a great friend.
02:21We should repay him for that.
02:22He shot off his dick for us.
02:23What are you wearing?
02:26Hawk shirt.
02:27Atlanta Hawk shirt?
02:28Atlanta Hawk.
02:29Why are you wearing an Atlanta Hawk shirt?
02:31You look ridiculous.
02:32Where are we going?
02:33We're going to a Dragon future concert.
02:35Yeah?
02:36Yeah, I got my edgy clothes on.
02:37This is your edgiest outfit?
02:39Yeah.
02:40You're just wearing all black is all it is.
02:41No, and then there's white right there so the contrast.
02:43Oh, right.
02:44Okay, so it offsets the black.
02:45The thing is I heard ladies love edgy.
02:48Okay.
02:49L-L-E, it's like a common saying.
02:51You should have worn like a band t-shirt or something.
02:53A band t-shirt?
02:54You don't have like a Metallica t-shirt or something like that.
02:56That's edgy.
02:57Like a-
02:58This?
02:59You're wearing a Henley.
03:00The button's halfway down.
03:01No.
03:02Well, yeah.
03:03Just one button.
03:04Just one button.
03:05Okay.
03:06Yeah.
03:07Keep them guessing.
03:08You can't reveal it all.
03:09You know?
03:10I'm just stoked for that song.
03:13I'm so sick.
03:14What song?
03:15I'm so sick of love songs.
03:16What song?
03:17I'm so sick of love songs.
03:18What song?
03:19What is that?
03:20I'm so sick of love songs.
03:21What is that?
03:22I'm tired and slow.
03:23That's not a drag song.
03:24Do you want me to the playground?
03:25Oh, hey.
03:26I actually have no idea where I am.
03:28Okay.
03:29Liza!
03:30There's the button right there.
03:32Yeah!
03:33Pretty sure I just poured Red Bull vodka all over my pants.
03:48I'm really saying for a virgin.
03:51It's not a virgin, so...
03:53Nope.
03:54I've had sex plenty of times.
03:56Yep, call me Mr. Sex, because that's all I have is sex.
04:00Yeah, that's what they call you, that's what I-
04:02Yeah.
04:03Fuck!
04:05Do your best Devin impression.
04:06Yeah!
04:07Fuck!
04:08Skirt, skirt.
04:09Aubrey!
04:11Aubrey!
04:12I'm bloating right now.
04:14I said I'm looking forward to it.
04:27I'll stop the same thing.
04:29Where am I?
04:30I don't know where I am.
04:41What do we think about the show?
04:43What show?
04:45The- we just saw Drake, the Drake show that we just saw.
04:50Who's that?
04:51Who?
04:52We literally just saw a Drake, the artist.
04:55Drake?
04:56You don't- you don't remember?
04:58What?
04:59No, where are we going?
05:00I don't know where I am.
05:02I legitimately have no idea where I am.
05:04You gotta lay off the Xanax, man.
05:07We're going home.
05:10Am I wearing Summer 16 merch the day after the concert?
05:14Maybe.
05:15Am I a fucking cornball?
05:17I think we all know the answer to that.
05:18That's it for today's video.
05:19My favorite comment off the last one is this one from Sadboy Meezy.
05:22It goes, let's move to Venice, bro.
05:25Fuck yeah, I'm down.
05:26This is the combo they had before moving because that's exactly how it went.
05:29That's exactly it.
05:30You fucking nailed it.
05:31Guys, Marcus wrote this really funny website.
05:33It's called Clap Typer and it basically lets you type woke shit like this very easily.
05:40So I want every single comment on the next video to be typed with Clap Typer.
05:45That's getting annoying.
05:47I'll see you.
05:48Have a good weekend and I'll see you on Monday.
05:50Stay woke.
05:51Oh, done fucked up and copped the Gucci shades.
06:01I'm looking an idiot.
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