Episode 39. I BROKE ANOTHER SURFBOARD

Cody Ko's old vlogs

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00:00Sometimes I like to go, you know, go for little runs, and then, and then, sometimes I like to go, sometimes I, oh, fuck this.

00:18I don't know what the fuck I did, but karma is really giving me a run for its money right now.

00:25Look at this, I've done something bad, I broke both my boards in two days, both of them, and this one's, like, beyond repair, look at that.

00:36It might be because you make fun of everybody when they break their boards.

00:41You mean the one time you chipped your board and I made fun of you?

00:44Twice.

00:45You think that warrants this?

00:47Look at this fucking thing, it looks like I got bit by a shark.

00:50Maybe that's what happened, maybe that's what I'll tell people.

00:52Yeah, oh, this thing, yeah, uh, gray-white shark came along.

00:57I fought it off, though.

00:58You should see the shark.

00:59I fought it off.

01:01Ugh.

01:02I just got water on my camera.

01:03Fuck.

01:04Tony, why did you do this to me?

01:07This is an Eastern European surfboard.

01:10Hello to you, Cody.

01:12I do not know why you have brought me this future.

01:15Marcus is studying for his driver's exam.

01:17Motorcycle driver exam.

01:18His driver's exam.

01:20When is it?

01:21Motorcycle driver's exam.

01:22Studying for his driver's exam.

01:23Something more.

01:24It's a little more.

01:24Going to get that license.

01:25A little more niche.

01:26When is it more, when is it most important to check your mirrors?

01:29When you were preparing to change lanes, when you were slowing down, when you were stopped

01:33at an intersection, in all of the above situations.

01:36How is that possibly most?

01:39That's so fucking confusing.

01:41You can't have three things be the most...

01:43You see what I'm saying?

01:44So does that immediately negate it, or are they all the most important?

01:47I hate this shit.

01:49I hate this shit.

01:51This brings me back to, like, Scantron tests in fucking middle school, where you mind-fucked

01:55yourself into picking C, or something like that?

01:58No, this is the point.

01:59It's supposed to be a brain fuck, you know what I mean?

02:01Like, they're...

02:02How does this make me a better driver?

02:03They're weeding out all the people that can't handle a riddle.

02:06You shouldn't be driving a motorcycle if you can't answer this simple riddle.

02:09So you're saying I should...

02:10Oh, yeah.

02:10So what's the answer, then?

02:11What?

02:12What's the answer?

02:12It's obviously all of the above.

02:14All of the above?

02:14Yep.

02:16Very confident.

02:16He's right.

02:17What is the most important?

02:20YouTube money, baby.

02:21How can three things be the most important?

02:24They don't understand what the most means.

02:25Okay, that's all it is.

02:26I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

02:29This mannequin is better dressed than I will ever be in my entire life.

02:33He's just chilling, too.

02:34He knows it.

02:35I know.

02:36He fucking knows he's cool as shit.

02:39Where'd you park, Devin?

02:41I parked right in front of that white Ford truck.

02:44Why'd you leave so much space in front of you?

02:45I swear there was a car when I parked there, but now I can't see it.

02:49No, there's like a bunch of space between you and this suburban.

02:51I know, I know.

02:52I thought there was something there, but I think...

02:54Oh, wait a minute.

02:55It's gone now.

02:55Oh, no, there is a car there.

02:56Oh, yeah, you can see the wheels.

02:57Yeah, yeah.

02:59Painted in camo.

03:01How's it feel, boys?

03:02We just signed the lease for our new place.

03:03As is tradition.

03:04How does it feel?

03:06We will be going to Hotel Irwin.

03:07Yes, we will.

03:08Wait a minute, Devin.

03:09Didn't you park behind someone before?

03:11There was just a car there before, wasn't there?

03:13No, if you look closely.

03:14See, in front of my car, you see the silver, like, hubcap things?

03:17Oh, yeah, yeah, no, I know I see it.

03:19Yeah, yeah.

03:20Fuck, man, that camo just throws me for a loop every time.

03:22Yeah, I don't think you can get clear in the car.

03:25This is it.

03:26It's not a drill.

03:27We finally got the new place.

03:28Actually, it's not on the lease this time.

03:29Cheers.

03:34Delicious.

03:35Yeah.

03:37Tastes like pineapple a little bit.

03:39I can taste.

03:39Down.

03:49Down.

03:51No.

03:51He knows I don't have food now.

03:53Paw?

03:53Can I have a paw?

03:54Oh, yeah.

03:55Paw?

03:57All right, so I feel like I've been kind of unlucky recently.

04:01I broke both my surfboards this weekend in two days, even though I've had both those boards

04:05for a year and never even come close to breaking them, I break both of them in two days, and

04:11I just feel like shit in general has just kind of not really been working out for me

04:15recently.

04:15But just when I was like starting to get kind of sad about it, I was pulling out of this

04:22parking garage here, and it's like a pay garage, and I pulled up to the lady, and she goes,

04:28you know what?

04:29I just clocked out for my lunch break.

04:30Looks like it's your lucky day.

04:32And saved me the two dollars I would have to pay for parking.

04:36So, guys, the lesson here is that if you're feeling down, and if you're feeling like things

04:41aren't really going your way, it'll turn around, all right?

04:46Two dollar parking for fucking free.

04:48Are you kidding me?

04:48That shit never happens.

04:50I'm feeling good, baby.

04:51Woo-hoo!

04:53I'm still so sad.

04:55Shit's peeling.

04:57This looks like a fucking crop circle.

04:59So I was watching Andrew Hale's vlogs.

05:01I put the link in the description for the video that I was watching, but he does this thing

05:04where he goes out and he films himself skateboarding, trying to land this trick.

05:06So I was like, inspired me to go skateboarding, because I haven't been skateboarding in a while,

05:10and I was like, I'm going to film myself and try and land some tricks.

05:11But now that I'm editing this, I realize this is the saddest skateboard montage of all time.

05:17It's so sad.

05:18So enjoy.

05:34I was up there for about half an hour, and I landed one kickflip.

05:54So fucking haters.

05:55All right.

05:57That's it for today's video.

06:00My favorite comment off the last one is this one from Rika V.

06:03It says, you look like a recovering alcoholic who's like two days sober.

06:07Which is really mean, but it's pretty fucking funny.

06:10It made me lol.

06:11I got to stop picking hateful comments, because then people are just hateful for the sake of being,

06:16for the sake of getting in the video.

06:17So, um, next week I'm going to pick a nice comment.

06:21So, you know, compliment me.

06:23All right.

06:24We'll see you on Friday.

06:25Peace.

06:30Can you hear that in the background there?

06:34Sirens.

06:35Oh, man.

06:37Hope everything's all right.

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