Episode 47. COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING

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00:00hey can I hold your nutsack sure thank you

00:09the fuck is up dog it is Saturday morning and I just went surfing but I got like six hours of

00:20sleep so I paddled out and the waves really big and I got too tired so I just paddle back in

00:25didn't catch a single thing I'm a pussy Marcus and Devin are at ACL so I have the apartment myself

00:32but as you know I just moved in which means I have to deal with this shit so that's how I'm

00:41going to be spending my morning I'm going to try one of those editing things where I like wave my

00:43hand in front of the camera and like by the time my hand passes it it's like completely cleaned ready

00:48oh fuck try it again god damn it I guess I'm gonna have to actually do it

00:58all right we're getting there got the carpet set up Colby came over I moved all that shit what

01:17I moved all that stuff for you no you didn't no yeah I did it all and then you just showed up

01:21don't take the credit for this shit I did this okay you know I just what it was up your bed and I

01:25came in no I could do it I just needed a little help it's just easier with a lot we're going what

01:30are we doing what about today I'm about to get fucking slotted a little slot session where they

01:34call you talking and doing something tall can Jimmy yeah I thought you were backseat Colby yeah much

01:41more commonly known as backseat Colby but some people were for you they didn't have no tall cans here

01:46what the fuck what are you supposed to do drink a normal-sized can except you get a like a whole

01:53bottle you're not actually gonna get champagne are you I gotta go hmm ding ding ding

02:03are you ever not bloated uh very frequently don't worry about my body I'm not worried about it at

02:22all I'm just filming over it I'm just don't I'm not worried at all well you're the one that's worried

02:26about it whatever about this edgy ass shirt cover let's see cover it up that's not edgy it's pink

02:32what it's not pink it's salmon very thin that's the opposite of edgy dude super slimming and edgy

02:44let's see let's see just look like edge yeah you know what it does look kind of edgy my man right

02:57here in the fresh soup with the beer making it happen Street Cypher sounds volume one you know

03:07what I'm saying it's your boy we gotta hold they call me the garbage man put you in a black bag

03:17garbage man don't mix tape garbage man that was hot

03:23we're gonna keep rolling keep rolling I'm sorry oh we good we good we good

03:32dude win win I'm sorry dude let them leaves go

03:40he picking up leaves

03:48all right I've been fucking putting I've had this goddamn dresser for eight months and I haven't

04:08built it and now is the fucking time I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it right now I'm gonna sit down and

04:17I'm gonna build this goddamn dresser right after I get some food because I'm hungry they can wait

04:25like whatever what's a couple more hours you know saying no no no no no see this is why this is why

04:33this is happening you're gonna build this fucking dresser they're gonna build it I'm gonna do another

04:39one of those cool editing tricks where I like swipe my hand in front of it and it's just built okay

04:42oh fuck oh I don't want to fucking build this thing boom bitch

04:51fucking eight months later there we go just like that rooms clean all right

04:57this is for today's video my favorite comment the last one is this one from my

04:59close friend Danny Gonzalez and it says if barnwaldo isn't in this I'm gonna be

05:04pretty disappointed and then he replied and said he was disappointed because he

05:07wasn't in it and I replied and said he'd be in the next one which he is he's sitting

05:11right here as you can see what the fuck man what are you doing dude what the fuck

05:15what the fuck