Episode 38. WHY'D HE DO THAT

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00:00Today's vlog is brought to you by Bud Light. Bud Light, anything can happen.

00:05Anything.

00:07Yeah, you're definitely going to jail.

00:13Oh man, I don't remember leaving my mixtape right here.

00:18You gotta stop.

00:19I said my mixtape.

00:20You gotta stop.

00:22Don't look now, Marcus, but that girl beside us is very hot.

00:25We all just fucking looked. I can't look over now.

00:28Don't look now, dude.

00:31Did you stop at Starbucks?

00:34I did.

00:35Did you give me a scone?

00:36Yeah, where did I just do it?

00:37Scone?

00:39Scone, boys. Back at it again.

00:41Oh, it's in the back.

00:43This trunk's going, man.

00:45It's risky.

00:46No, that'll gag.

00:47Yeah.

00:48That'll gag.

00:49I gotta say, a scone's like for sure the least masculine breakfast food.

00:54You're wrong, dude.

00:55For sure.

00:56No, no, you're wrong.

00:57This is how comfortable.

00:58We were just eating little Italian waffles.

01:00This is how comfortable.

01:01Finish your sentence.

01:02This is how comfortable I am with my masculine.

01:05I can eat a baked goods.

01:08This is a scone.

01:10I'd still be very confident that I'm straight-ish.

01:12Straight-ish.

01:13Straight-ish.

01:14I can eat, dude.

01:18Stop laughing.

01:30Oh, my god.

01:31You're up.

01:33Kyle and Bobby are filming that just don't play fast.

01:37Damn.

01:38Damn.

01:38wish I was out there but I broke my fucking board yes Subaru dude fucking

01:49hang loose dude would you say all you do these days is I'll tell you know you're

01:57getting old dude dude I can't stop looking at midsize SUVs baby that's all

02:02my LinkedIn profile bro a little bit upset that I broke my board today but

02:06honestly in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter you know they already

02:09took it to the shop it's getting fixed I got that YouTube money nothing matters I

02:14could just buy two more you know saying YouTube money four words YouTube money

02:20baby three words you see this huh Mazda 3 2010 the champagne of cars YouTube money

02:29baby man look at that you must have found my mix tape oh fuck yeah thank you

02:41thank you thank you thank you so much thank you didn't do it I'm telling his

02:51manager thank you thank you it's on baby it's on the finale who's this motherfucking

03:03NBA player

03:0462nd seed he was like fuck this

03:09yes thank you thank you thanks so much thank you we got a two good ones there

03:18two solid ones the last one she was like fuck off YouTube money baby YouTube yeah I

03:28don't know what to get scrim shot scrim shot pretty good I'll get a scrim shot

03:32please please two beautiful orders you're very delicious I have here with a lot of

03:43orders what is it what is that I see you got a strip shop

03:49yeah I'm happy to you get just over there

03:53Saturday night everything in this bag tonight there's one and a half pieces

04:07of quesadilla six beers and one more black dildo

04:13there's not a dildo I don't know what he's talking about

04:16don't make sure you don't show anyone the big black dildo

04:20okay dude you told me you wouldn't tell anyone all right we're talking about

04:24there's a spider in this town it already got me okay oh fuck it's huge I hate that

04:34oh look at that shit what do we do I don't know just slam it with your shoe or

04:37something no dude that's definitely a brown recluse dude that bites you're dead ah

04:54oh you got it now you got a real good look at that all right P

05:06don't do anything with that you're good man the spider's dead

05:13you're gonna throw it or something

05:15gang shit baby that's crazy they must have found my mixtape

05:21no but I don't think they did

05:23Marcus what do you think this is uh what is it

05:27ah hey don't talk to me until I've had this what do you think it is

05:31because I just say what are you drinking today take a sip

05:39you're gonna ask again how is it it's good it's my morning coffee fuck off

05:44this is like day in the goddamn life

05:47okay it's a Kofi uh film we're gonna tell people we own this is that cool

05:51yeah that's cool is that cool

05:52oh just cop the red youtube money

05:55you're gonna be all my fucking ad money right here

05:58we're just putting together the

05:59uh three words ad sense my dude

06:02we're rich what we doing filming a sketch

06:06it'll be on noelle's channel on Thursday

06:10peep it peep it noelle miller

06:12come back come back hey guys noelle miller tv on youtube

06:17i really need you to subscribe because if you don't

06:20I got nothing else

06:22all right that's a wrap on three one two three youtube money

06:25youtube money

06:28I never have a good thumbnail what's a good thumbnail we can do right now

06:33wait maybe just like I'll be like this

06:34and you're just like ready to fucking yeah right there right there

06:38oh that's

06:42that's it for today's video my favorite comment off the last one is this one

06:45from a breezy love it's a super cool prank he's gonna be so pissed when he

06:49comes back and sees what you did to his car lol

06:51I'm curious about what we did to your car

06:54uh all right fine I was telling you we farted on it

06:58fuck

07:00look at that they must have found my mixtape

07:08fuck

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