Episode 35. HE'S BACK

Cody Ko's old vlogs

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00:00from my phone Jesus I do vlog off on

00:17three one two three quick look at how

00:22look at how OCD Noel is turn around one

00:24time we filmed he forgot to turn the mic

00:25on so now he went out and bought lime

00:28green tape is it on is it on dude thank

00:32you for calling Canon support how can we

00:34help you my mic's not working is it on

00:37so listen if y'all have never filmed a

00:40sketch while you're at lunch while you're

00:42at work you know what it's like to really

00:45hustle this is what YouTube is all about

00:47baby putting in work putting in work

00:50you think it's easy being an influencer

00:51hell no get that shot Noel

00:58you look at the most intense porn

01:04director ever what is it is some kind of

01:11alien what are you done to my wife honey

01:16what did you do to your vagina this is

01:17fucking oh my god oh my god my postmates

01:26here what the fuck is up YouTube I'm

01:30doing a Lexus G Zoll's podcast today

01:32called Zoll Good which I'm excited about

01:35should be some good banter there so my

01:37camera died this morning forgot to charge

01:39last night and I was like well fuck now I

01:41can't film anything like for the entire

01:43day just totally forgetting that I have a

01:45perfectly good camera that's probably

01:47better attached to the phone which is in

01:49my pocket all fucking day so I didn't

01:52film anything when I was on the set of the

01:53podcast and then when we finished it I

01:55asked my manager to take a short video

01:57clip just like basically of us saying

02:00hey what's up and this is what she came

02:02up with this is what she filmed

02:03so good stuff there was odd if you're

02:14watching this appreciate the high quality

02:16video you're gonna work on your

02:18videography I think a little bit all

02:21right Cody man relax

02:23what the fuck is good bitch

02:26what the fuck is good

02:29you got any beer what's up

02:31blaze yo where's Cody what's up where's

02:35Cody oh dude I'm his cousin blaze I'm

02:37staying with him what's good he's he's

02:38just like right behind me he's like

02:40parking my car what's good man you throw

02:42in the game dude what are these candles

02:46what are you gay what are these dick

02:48scented throw in the game dude what are

02:51you doing the games on dude it's in the

02:54fourth quarter you all right I don't

02:57think there are any games on today like

02:59yeah you're the fucking it's third half

03:01man I was watching it before do Chris

03:02Jenkins hit a fucking homer it was nuts

03:04you got any beer there's uh yeah maybe

03:07yeah sick pictures was it you and your

03:10sister I know you're not speaking with

03:12women how do you and Cody know each other

03:16oh I mean we make some like you got any

03:17beer yeah around the corner do you what

03:21yeah around the corner like behind

03:23course yeah no no course why you got no

03:26course I don't really drink beer dude

03:30just here you want some of that what is

03:31this gay-ass shit IPA I don't even know

03:34what the fuck that is what is an IPA

03:37some foreign-ass beer no thank you I drink

03:40American beer bro okay you got something

03:44I can park my dirt bike books sick you

03:48like to read books huh I'm too busy

03:51watching dirt bike videos all the time

03:52dude you can't meet x-games fuck with it

03:55dude jerk off to that shit bro not that

03:57I'm gay no homo though and jerk off to

03:59women's dirt biking nice fucking coasters

04:04coast right into my balls dude there were

04:08no games on but this equestrian event is

04:11going on if you want to watch that what

04:13equestrian what even is that what is

04:17this bullshit what what do you do what

04:19what do you do I isn't that dude I dab

04:23on a lot of things I'm on first and

04:25foremost I'm an entrepreneur I make

04:29t-shirts that say slut village on them I

04:31used to motocross race myself dude yeah

04:34how old are you what how old are you

04:36when you dude I was like I did it like

04:3816 to 20 dude until I broke my tibia

04:42bro snapped it right to bro you ever see

04:46broken tibia oh you don't want to see

04:49that my dude I got addicted to painkillers

04:51for like six years afterwards kind of

04:53ruined my life but guess what I'm sober

04:55yummy beer what are these oh you know man

04:59I just giant dicks okay well put on

05:05some Lincoln Park dude actually you

05:07know what I could get on top of these

05:09not literally of course but like these

05:10look like boobs which I support fully

05:12because I woke up with so many girls you

05:16got a girl yeah because you're not call

05:17her stuff gay or I'm there that's your

05:19stuff yeah you live with her yeah she hot

05:21just tell her I said what up that's all

05:24I'm saying I'm telling she coming home

05:26no dude is she dude dude fuck man I want

05:34to meet her dude I'm not gonna hit on

05:36her obviously out of respect for you and

05:37such but like dude is she hot tell me

05:40straight up dude man to man do you hit

05:43it dude do you yeah oh he hits it dude

05:47get in there boom boom you know what I'm saying

05:51dude I can't help myself dude I'm a

05:53grade-a horned dog you get that right

05:54dude UFC dude

06:01catch these hands bro big giant sluts

06:10how old are you what how old are you

06:13dude 32 years young

06:18dude dude do you or do you not have any

06:21beer bro to don't make me screw up with

06:23you again dude dude

06:25fucking leave take the people's elbow

06:27what's up look if Cody's not coming I

06:29need you to leave dude I don't know

06:30where my bitch-ass cousin is dude okay

06:32anyone is this fucking hang dude I got

06:34some stuff to do man why don't you just

06:36fine dude you have cords anyways I'm out

06:41with this bitch

06:43gay ass flip-flops whatever those are

06:47nice candles all right see you man whatever

06:50dude dick all right that's it for today's video

06:53I'm going to bed because I'm going to DC

06:55tomorrow for playlists so if you're going to be there I think I'm in

06:57meetup group six or something if you want

06:59to meet me my favorite comment the last

07:01video was this one from cha boy and it

07:03just says Cody is the type of dude which

07:06I totally agree with my man appreciate

07:08that have a good weekend see you on

07:10Monday

07:11peace

07:12you and I have the heavyweight title for

07:17getting boxed dude I slam girls

07:24girls

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