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00:00Jesus is coming soon.
00:03What movie is that?
00:04Jesus is coming soon.
00:06Jesus is coming soon.
00:11Oh, heading to the airport, tired as fuck.
00:16D.C. baby, here we come.
00:18Just checked into my hotel here at Playlist Live DC.
00:21I gotta tell you, I'm rather impressed
00:23by the accommodations here.
00:24Nice work, Playlist.
00:25This room is pretty fucking sweet.
00:28Pretty swanky.
00:30Not sure if that was the right word to use,
00:31but pretty dope bathroom here.
00:34All your basic toiletries here,
00:36and they got a shower cap.
00:39Thank the fucking Lord, baby.
00:41Damn, look at this view.
00:43Got the Metro Police down there in the corner.
00:46I think they're picking up my mixtape over there.
00:48Also, this homie's just looking at me.
00:49Look at this.
00:52You ever have anybody just turn on your camera
00:54and vlog you?
00:56All the time, man.
00:57Just, you're just, you're the man behind the camera
00:59all the time.
01:00And now, finally it's my time to shine.
01:02Finally, it's your time to be the man in your own vlogs.
01:05Look at that.
01:06There's the sausage.
01:07That's what you guys are missing behind the camera.
01:08That's what everybody's wanting to see.
01:10All the time, just sausage.
01:12Just you in a hotel room, laying on a bed.
01:14I'm very uncomfortable with this.
01:16Denny, shut the fuck up.
01:17How do you feel, man?
01:19Awful.
01:20You look good.
01:21Hey.
01:22You look really well rested.
01:23Hi, Cody's vlog.
01:25Please comment below your favorite, your favorite type of-
01:29Terror of.
01:30Favorite brand of birdseed.
01:33Tonight we're going out in DC, baby.
01:36Let's do it up.
01:37The Windy City.
01:38You know what they say.
01:39What happens in DC stays in DC for the time being.
01:45And then you can tell other people.
01:47It's not really a rule.
01:48You know, but that's what they say about DC.
01:50DC, the big apple.
01:52You know, and my computer just stopped.
01:54God fucking damn it.
01:55And I forgot a charger.
01:56So now, what am I going to do?
01:59I'm going to edit tomorrow's vlog somehow, or Monday's vlog.
02:01And I wanted to listen to the new Travis Scott album.
02:04Maybe even do a reaction video.
02:05Just kidding.
02:06That's stupid.
02:07Who would watch someone else react to an album?
02:09That's the dumbest shit ever.
02:10Just listen to the album.
02:11Right?
02:12Why you got to watch another grown man and listen to music?
02:15That's super weird.
02:16Just listen to it yourself.
02:18It's like watching the audience at a concert.
02:20Why would you-
02:21You guys don't have like a MacBook charger I could borrow, do you?
02:23Yeah.
02:24What charger?
02:26A MacBook charger?
02:27Charge up the old book?
02:28I didn't bring the book.
02:30Did you bring the-
02:31No, he's got fucking HP with beats from 2012.
02:35Who, Danny?
02:36Yeah.
02:37Yeah.
02:38Oh, that's so classic Danny.
02:39I know, dude.
02:40That's so classic Danny.
02:41I know, dude.
02:42That's so classic Danny.
02:43Such a Danny move.
02:44HP, dude.
02:45Yeah, let me just plug my Android into my PC real quick.
02:50Yeah, can you identify some of the sites you saw today while you're in DC?
02:55Today?
02:56Yeah.
02:57Yeah, dude.
02:58I saw-
02:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:00Sure.
03:01You spent a collective 72 hours in DC now.
03:02Yeah, 72.
03:03Including the last trip.
03:04Okay.
03:05Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.
03:06So I've seen-
03:07So far I've seen-
03:08Yeah, what are some-
03:09Absolutely nothing.
03:10I haven't seen a single one so far.
03:11What's the one you want to see though?
03:13Oh, the monument because it looks like a big giant cock.
03:16It's actually been broken for the past five years and they finally fixed it.
03:19So is my dick.
03:21Look at that.
03:22It's amazing.
03:23Is that the White House?
03:24Yeah.
03:25I mean, just look at it, man.
03:26Is it?
03:27It sells itself.
03:28You just told me that was the capitol building, now you're trying to make me look like an idiot
03:32on my own vlog?
03:33True or false?
03:34Is it the White House?
03:35Well, I would have said true.
03:36What happens in that building?
03:37What?
03:38What happens in that building?
03:39Government.
03:40What?
03:41I'm watching concerts now.
03:42Life of an Influencer.
03:43Life of an Influencer right here, baby.
03:46It's what it's all about.
03:47See this?
03:48YouTube money.
03:49Hey, they must have found my mixtape.
03:54Jesus is coming soon.
03:59What movie is that?
04:00Jesus coming soon.
04:02It tastes like this.
04:07Life of an Influencer right here.
04:09Look at this view.
04:10Oh, no you don't, dude.
04:12No, what are you talking about?
04:13I got a big dirt hole right here.
04:14Yeah, you got a big dirt hole, and then you're looking at Catholic.
04:17You're looking in the wrong direction, bro.
04:18What do you mean?
04:19You got the White House right here.
04:20You're saying looking at Catholic is the wrong direction?
04:22Oh, that's our Lord and Savior over there.
04:25Oh, you want to be in the vlog.
04:27What's up?
04:28We're at Playlist.
04:29Say something funny.
04:30I'm not funny, so you gotta do this.
04:31Oh, okay, I have a joke on.
04:32Okay.
04:33All right, we're at Playlist, guys.
04:34I wish you guys could see it, but there's no way you can see it.
04:35I really wish you guys could see it.
04:36It's amazing.
04:37Look at the audience.
04:38Wow.
04:39If only there was some way they could see this.
04:50Mommy!
04:51Mommy!
04:52Mommy!
04:53Mommy!
04:54Mommy!
04:55You gotta light it up, son.
04:58Yeah, it's very nice.
04:59We're at Playlist, guys.
05:00I wish you guys could see it, but there's no way you can see it.
05:03I really wish you guys could see it.
05:05It's amazing.
05:06All right guys so a little bit stuffed up so today I'm doing the neti pot challenge
05:18all right and there's all those salt so I've just put the bath salts in the new
05:24way of ingesting bath salts all the teeth are gonna be doing this pretty soon
05:27so I've been following this tattoo artist on Instagram for like three years and
05:42love his stuff he's like my favorite one on Instagram and I remember thinking like
05:46I want to get tatted by this guy so I look up where he was located and said
05:51Frederick Maryland which I don't even know never heard of that before no idea
05:56where that was never even been to Maryland actually that's not true I've been to
05:59Maryland but no plans on going to Maryland anytime soon so I was like well
06:03guess that settles that I'm just never gonna get tattooed by this guy and then
06:06I found out I was gonna be in DC for playlist so I hit Marcus up I'm like
06:12Marcus you know shoot me straight on this one bro how close is Maryland to DC and
06:16he was like bro it's like an hour away so I called this guy up made an appointment
06:20and today I'm gonna go get tattooed by him I'm very excited I'm gonna take a
06:24hour-long uber to Frederick Maryland and get a tattoo so let's see how that goes
06:32okay all right I'm here in Frederick there's nothing anywhere just pretty barren
06:37oh I found a place
06:51early early Gale
06:56what's your approximate TTP time to pizza right now my TTMP is right
07:02TTMP what's TTMP time to next pizza oh time to next pizza yeah and what is it
07:08right now oh shit all right that's it for today's video my favorite comment off the
07:14last video was this one not really my favorite but just the one that stood out
07:18most was this one from Chloe Bredimus says do you get holidays off it wasn't
07:23very clear in the Monday Wednesday Friday thing this is of course referring to the
07:26fact that I didn't upload a video on Monday and the answer is yes of course I get
07:30holidays off alright it's Labor Day what the fuck am I gonna who uploads a video on
07:34Labor Day right Labor Day is to celebrate labor not do labor right now my
07:40computer died and I forgot my charger so I couldn't upload I can deal with it but I
07:45will see you on Friday though so peace
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