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Episode 36. NEW TATTOO?!
Cody Ko's old vlogs
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3 days ago
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00:00
Jesus is coming soon.
00:03
What movie is that?
00:04
Jesus is coming soon.
00:06
Jesus is coming soon.
00:11
Oh, heading to the airport, tired as fuck.
00:16
D.C. baby, here we come.
00:18
Just checked into my hotel here at Playlist Live DC.
00:21
I gotta tell you, I'm rather impressed
00:23
by the accommodations here.
00:24
Nice work, Playlist.
00:25
This room is pretty fucking sweet.
00:28
Pretty swanky.
00:30
Not sure if that was the right word to use,
00:31
but pretty dope bathroom here.
00:34
All your basic toiletries here,
00:36
and they got a shower cap.
00:39
Thank the fucking Lord, baby.
00:41
Damn, look at this view.
00:43
Got the Metro Police down there in the corner.
00:46
I think they're picking up my mixtape over there.
00:48
Also, this homie's just looking at me.
00:49
Look at this.
00:52
You ever have anybody just turn on your camera
00:54
and vlog you?
00:56
All the time, man.
00:57
Just, you're just, you're the man behind the camera
00:59
all the time.
01:00
And now, finally it's my time to shine.
01:02
Finally, it's your time to be the man in your own vlogs.
01:05
Look at that.
01:06
There's the sausage.
01:07
That's what you guys are missing behind the camera.
01:08
That's what everybody's wanting to see.
01:10
All the time, just sausage.
01:12
Just you in a hotel room, laying on a bed.
01:14
I'm very uncomfortable with this.
01:16
Denny, shut the fuck up.
01:17
How do you feel, man?
01:19
Awful.
01:20
You look good.
01:21
Hey.
01:22
You look really well rested.
01:23
Hi, Cody's vlog.
01:25
Please comment below your favorite, your favorite type of-
01:29
Terror of.
01:30
Favorite brand of birdseed.
01:33
Tonight we're going out in DC, baby.
01:36
Let's do it up.
01:37
The Windy City.
01:38
You know what they say.
01:39
What happens in DC stays in DC for the time being.
01:45
And then you can tell other people.
01:47
It's not really a rule.
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You know, but that's what they say about DC.
01:50
DC, the big apple.
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You know, and my computer just stopped.
01:54
God fucking damn it.
01:55
And I forgot a charger.
01:56
So now, what am I going to do?
01:59
I'm going to edit tomorrow's vlog somehow, or Monday's vlog.
02:01
And I wanted to listen to the new Travis Scott album.
02:04
Maybe even do a reaction video.
02:05
Just kidding.
02:06
That's stupid.
02:07
Who would watch someone else react to an album?
02:09
That's the dumbest shit ever.
02:10
Just listen to the album.
02:11
Right?
02:12
Why you got to watch another grown man and listen to music?
02:15
That's super weird.
02:16
Just listen to it yourself.
02:18
It's like watching the audience at a concert.
02:20
Why would you-
02:21
You guys don't have like a MacBook charger I could borrow, do you?
02:23
Yeah.
02:24
What charger?
02:26
A MacBook charger?
02:27
Charge up the old book?
02:28
I didn't bring the book.
02:30
Did you bring the-
02:31
No, he's got fucking HP with beats from 2012.
02:35
Who, Danny?
02:36
Yeah.
02:37
Yeah.
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Oh, that's so classic Danny.
02:39
I know, dude.
02:40
That's so classic Danny.
02:41
I know, dude.
02:42
That's so classic Danny.
02:43
Such a Danny move.
02:44
HP, dude.
02:45
Yeah, let me just plug my Android into my PC real quick.
02:50
Yeah, can you identify some of the sites you saw today while you're in DC?
02:55
Today?
02:56
Yeah.
02:57
Yeah, dude.
02:58
I saw-
02:59
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:00
Sure.
03:01
You spent a collective 72 hours in DC now.
03:02
Yeah, 72.
03:03
Including the last trip.
03:04
Okay.
03:05
Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.
03:06
So I've seen-
03:07
So far I've seen-
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Yeah, what are some-
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Absolutely nothing.
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I haven't seen a single one so far.
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What's the one you want to see though?
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Oh, the monument because it looks like a big giant cock.
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It's actually been broken for the past five years and they finally fixed it.
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So is my dick.
03:21
Look at that.
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It's amazing.
03:23
Is that the White House?
03:24
Yeah.
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I mean, just look at it, man.
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Is it?
03:27
It sells itself.
03:28
You just told me that was the capitol building, now you're trying to make me look like an idiot
03:32
on my own vlog?
03:33
True or false?
03:34
Is it the White House?
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Well, I would have said true.
03:36
What happens in that building?
03:37
What?
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What happens in that building?
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Government.
03:40
What?
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I'm watching concerts now.
03:42
Life of an Influencer.
03:43
Life of an Influencer right here, baby.
03:46
It's what it's all about.
03:47
See this?
03:48
YouTube money.
03:49
Hey, they must have found my mixtape.
03:54
Jesus is coming soon.
03:59
What movie is that?
04:00
Jesus coming soon.
04:02
It tastes like this.
04:07
Life of an Influencer right here.
04:09
Look at this view.
04:10
Oh, no you don't, dude.
04:12
No, what are you talking about?
04:13
I got a big dirt hole right here.
04:14
Yeah, you got a big dirt hole, and then you're looking at Catholic.
04:17
You're looking in the wrong direction, bro.
04:18
What do you mean?
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You got the White House right here.
04:20
You're saying looking at Catholic is the wrong direction?
04:22
Oh, that's our Lord and Savior over there.
04:25
Oh, you want to be in the vlog.
04:27
What's up?
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We're at Playlist.
04:29
Say something funny.
04:30
I'm not funny, so you gotta do this.
04:31
Oh, okay, I have a joke on.
04:32
Okay.
04:33
All right, we're at Playlist, guys.
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I wish you guys could see it, but there's no way you can see it.
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I really wish you guys could see it.
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It's amazing.
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Look at the audience.
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Wow.
04:39
If only there was some way they could see this.
04:50
Mommy!
04:51
Mommy!
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Mommy!
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Mommy!
04:54
Mommy!
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You gotta light it up, son.
04:58
Yeah, it's very nice.
04:59
We're at Playlist, guys.
05:00
I wish you guys could see it, but there's no way you can see it.
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I really wish you guys could see it.
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It's amazing.
05:06
All right guys so a little bit stuffed up so today I'm doing the neti pot challenge
05:18
all right and there's all those salt so I've just put the bath salts in the new
05:24
way of ingesting bath salts all the teeth are gonna be doing this pretty soon
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so I've been following this tattoo artist on Instagram for like three years and
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love his stuff he's like my favorite one on Instagram and I remember thinking like
05:46
I want to get tatted by this guy so I look up where he was located and said
05:51
Frederick Maryland which I don't even know never heard of that before no idea
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where that was never even been to Maryland actually that's not true I've been to
05:59
Maryland but no plans on going to Maryland anytime soon so I was like well
06:03
guess that settles that I'm just never gonna get tattooed by this guy and then
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I found out I was gonna be in DC for playlist so I hit Marcus up I'm like
06:12
Marcus you know shoot me straight on this one bro how close is Maryland to DC and
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he was like bro it's like an hour away so I called this guy up made an appointment
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and today I'm gonna go get tattooed by him I'm very excited I'm gonna take a
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hour-long uber to Frederick Maryland and get a tattoo so let's see how that goes
06:32
okay all right I'm here in Frederick there's nothing anywhere just pretty barren
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oh I found a place
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early early Gale
06:56
what's your approximate TTP time to pizza right now my TTMP is right
07:02
TTMP what's TTMP time to next pizza oh time to next pizza yeah and what is it
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right now oh shit all right that's it for today's video my favorite comment off the
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last video was this one not really my favorite but just the one that stood out
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most was this one from Chloe Bredimus says do you get holidays off it wasn't
07:23
very clear in the Monday Wednesday Friday thing this is of course referring to the
07:26
fact that I didn't upload a video on Monday and the answer is yes of course I get
07:30
holidays off alright it's Labor Day what the fuck am I gonna who uploads a video on
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Labor Day right Labor Day is to celebrate labor not do labor right now my
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computer died and I forgot my charger so I couldn't upload I can deal with it but I
07:45
will see you on Friday though so peace
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