Episode 37. i got roasted again .(

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00:00this yes what is this shit what is this what is this how am i 25 years old and i have neck acne

00:08what the fuck all right so right after i got my tattoo uh noel sent me this awful voice message

00:18voice message first of all the fuck sends a voice message i sent a picture of the tattoo and he was

00:22like all right is it time to roast cody's thighs now and he goes on with this just like hurtful

00:27what is it like 10 second roast this is about 30 seconds worth of what'd you say ass blasting

00:32ass blasting i stole that from h3h3 you're gonna need to cut that trademark term i'm gonna be able

00:39to use that one so roast my tattoo i'll give you this chance this is your opportunity let's let's

00:44refer back let's just get it actually sick yeah just cut this in just cut this in uh sick yeah

00:50your leg looks sick this looks like a fucking burned chicken thigh your leg looks like chernobyl

00:57like chernobyl just went off and just decimated a small city in the middle of a forest

01:01my legs aren't that hairy you look like a fucking like a museum exhibit like you that amount of hair

01:11i mean i know people are hairy but this kind of hair like you have ancient hair like it's thick

01:15like this was the shit that the neanderthals had to survive like arctic weather and fucking horrendous

01:22conditions like a thousand years ago i guarantee right now if you reach into your ass crack there

01:27are there's pizza rolls and various things and you can just eat and you'll be fine there's shit living

01:32in there dog it's honestly just like a small shrubbery at this point there's like there's like little

01:37birds nests in there and like there's species of birds that the world hasn't even seen yet hiding

01:42right there in my ass crack scientists could go into your butt crack and find 6,000 new types of bacteria

01:47probably the next evolution of human is living in your asshole right now just different types of moss

01:53you didn't have to go all the way to maryland for a skull yes i did man this is dope it's the style

01:59dog it's the style i appreciate it but at the end of the day it is still a skull imagine how weird that

02:05was for him like you were the equivalent of the girl walking in and you open the tattoo book and you

02:10like pointed to the peace sign like that's what you did you were like or the butterfly yeah or the

02:15butterfly you're like oh let me get the fucking skull what's the story behind the skull well i walked

02:24into the tattoo place i opened the book and it was the first one i saw so i didn't point it marcus i

02:30bought a new surfboard online but it turns out just to be a surf bag fucking idiot that's fucking

02:37beautiful whole person in that what what how's your neck acne my neck acne yeah is it bad

02:44no no i'm just saying you probably have you probably have some right i mean it's normal

02:48for 25 year olds to get it right so i'm just wondering yeah yeah mine's mine's pretty bad yeah you

02:52have you have some too right let's see no i don't have any fucking neck acne what this is lens cleaner

02:57look at that look at you actually really need it dude i know look at this i keep getting comments

03:02clean your fucking lens this is for you guys look at this this cost me like 12 or something i feel like

03:08this is just making it worse there's got a brand new credit card what's the first thing i should buy on it

03:12i got dollar credit limit on this fucking thing you get one of those like virgin galactic flights

03:18well that's a little bit more than buying parts finance it can i lease a virgin galactic flight

03:25also going to space sounds like the most miserable thing in the entire world to me why why would you

03:31do that like i would love to do what are you talking about i'm perfectly good on this planet love earth

03:35honestly earth is like definitely top three planets for me and i'm i'm pretty content here i don't feel

03:41like i should i need to like move into another solar system that's not the right word atmosphere

03:49atmosphere we have a new unit of measurement alert tell them marcus jupiter days jupiter day jupiter

03:54day is nine hours i gotta fix my license jupiter day is nine hours which means that a jupiter week

04:00is like about a little bit under half of our week so i'm staying sober for a jupiter week

04:06i don't know we're about to watch a really scary movie trailer scary movie trailer scary movie trailer

04:21so let's go to our challenge commence

04:23i'm gonna get more of that

04:27be mad iron you didn't let me go please

04:30oh shit

04:35oh

04:36oh

04:37fuck that all right I want rice gum to roast Marcus so Marcus say one mean thing about rice

04:57gum pick a fucking better YouTube name boom drop a diss track bro a bitch that's it for today

05:07video my favorite comment of the last video is this one from Jessica Street she says Cody's

05:11ability to so easily convince himself he's hilarious is the kind of self-validation that

05:15people in these comments need and I thank you for that Jessica or I guess you're saying so easily

05:21convince himself he's hilarious you're saying I'm not hilarious you're saying I need to convince

05:25myself I need to convince myself of shit convince myself I don't need to convince myself I'm fucking

05:30funny I'm fucking funny you're funny dude don't listen to her you're fucking funny dude you're so

05:35funny don't even listen to her dude you're fucking hysterical dude fucking his stitches every time

05:42you talk bro you're fucking funny dude don't listen to her you don't fucking listen to her fuck

05:46I'm kind of in the pranking mood now Devin's gone should we do something to his car what do you

05:54yeah let's fart on it ready

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