Episode 34. A SPECIAL QUEST!!!

Cody Ko's old vlogs

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00:00Oh my god, what's on these beans?

00:03Cumin.

00:05There's human in the-

00:07Alright, uh, before I let Noelle go ahead, I'm just gonna say that right before I started

00:17filming, he said I already have a joke prepared, so.

00:19I do.

00:20Let's see if this one's good.

00:21Glad you're back, dude.

00:22I hope you don't mind.

00:23I went into your closet, took your only shirt.

00:25You weren't wearing your only shirt at work.

00:29I wouldn't wear a shirt with a fucking pocket on- Oh, goddammit, actually I am.

00:36Still hungover?

00:38Yeah.

00:39Yeah.

00:40Day number two of being hungover.

00:42We're starting a GoFundMe for a new liver for Cody.

00:46He's gonna need it.

00:47So one of you young whippersnappers in the comments, that's what we're really looking

00:50for.

00:51We need you to get in the comments, just comment the condition of your liver, your age, your

00:55blood type, and that's what we're really on the hunt for.

00:58Because we will not make it to vlog 40.

01:00I can guarantee you that.

01:02Actually, listen, I've been thinking about opening up a P.O.

01:05box, and if I do that, all I want is livers.

01:08I feel like if I open one, people are just gonna send me bottles of piss.

01:12Yeah.

01:13No, it would be piss, it would just be the most-

01:16In green t-shirts?

01:17Yeah.

01:18Yeah, it would be the most disrespectful combination of shit.

01:21The post office would be calling you like, you gotta shut this thing down.

01:23It just smells like urine all day.

01:25Wait, what do you want?

01:26Razor, razor.

01:27It's just razor.

01:28What?

01:29Caramel.

01:30Macchiato.

01:31Medium.

01:32Ice.

01:35So I thought Noel just got recognized in the Starbucks by the chick who was taking his

01:39order.

01:40And I totally thought it was gonna be from the vlogs.

01:42And so I was like, what's he gonna order?

01:44And she was like, what?

01:45I don't know.

01:46Oh.

01:47Never mind.

01:48So.

01:49You know.

01:50Cause she knows.

01:51She knows that.

01:52She knows it's your boy.

01:53You're not primarily from the vlogs.

01:55Primarily you're skinny penis.

01:56Yeah.

01:57Ha ha.

01:58Aye.

01:59It's your boy.

02:00Uh.

02:01Skinny penis.

02:02I'm skinny P.

02:03Skinny penis.

02:04A.K.A.

02:05Caramel Macchiato guy.

02:06A.K.A.

02:07The softest, hardest guy on the internet.

02:08A.K.A.

02:09What race is this guy?

02:10A.K.A.

02:11Dude, I'm afraid to bring you home to my parents cause I don't know if they're gonna be racist

02:15like you.

02:16A.K.A.

02:17A.K.A.

02:18Seriously, what the fuck race are you?

02:19She knew too.

02:20She was like, wait are you filming?

02:21I was like, yeah.

02:22She was like, why are you vlogging?

02:23I was like, you didn't have to say it like that.

02:24Yeah.

02:25But yeah, I am.

02:26So condescending.

02:27I know.

02:28Are you vlogging?

02:29He's not that important.

02:30What are you, 30 and you're vlogging?

02:32I can't tell if Cody's like 25 or 500.

02:36He's so fucking old and stupid.

02:40God.

02:41That's every single one of my comments.

02:43Your vlogs would be so funny if you weren't in them.

02:46Fuck right off.

02:50It is funny how hard they roast.

02:52I commend it, you know.

02:53The kids go in.

02:54Yeah, you do because you're a roaster.

02:56That's what you do.

02:57Yeah.

02:58Someone was like, what's Noel's YouTube channel?

03:00Does he have one?

03:01Literally the first link in the description was his channel.

03:03The first line, you have to click show more.

03:05It was just there.

03:06You know there's an interesting tool that a lot of you have access to.

03:09It's called YouTube.com and there's a search bar at the top and you can put whatever letters

03:14you like in there.

03:15You can put sex, porn, fuck you.

03:17Or his shitty name.

03:18Yeah.

03:19You can put my shitty name.

03:20And guess what?

03:21A whole bunch of Christmas videos are going to go up.

03:24Who's dog is this?

03:27Do a trick.

03:28Down.

03:29Roll.

03:30Roll.

03:31Oh my god, look at that.

03:32Dance, dance, dance.

03:33Dance, dance.

03:34Dance, dance, dance.

03:37Ready Taco Tuesday on three.

03:38One, two, three.

03:39Taco Tuesday.

03:40Taco Tuesday.

03:41Happy Taco Tuesday.

03:43Fuck.

03:45Negative ring.

03:46Do your Devin impression.

03:48Fuck.

03:51That's not me at all.

03:52That's not me.

03:53That doesn't sound like something I did.

03:54Show me how you do it.

03:55Nah.

03:56You could.

03:57Nah.

03:58Shit.

03:59Fuck.

04:00Fuck.

04:01Alright, so our friend Simone is staying with us for a couple days.

04:04So we thought we'd let you guys have the opportunity to ask her some questions.

04:07Maybe get to know her a little bit better.

04:09So we're going to do that right now.

04:11Simone.

04:12Simone.

04:13Come on.

04:17Alright, here she is.

04:18Here she is.

04:19Here to answer your questions.

04:20So, for this we obviously wouldn't do a dog Q&A without a dog microphone.

04:25So for this we just used standard dog microphone right off Amazon.

04:28Alright, first question.

04:29Simone.

04:30Can dogs be racist towards other dogs?

04:32Uh, what?

04:33No way.

04:34All dogs are pretty equal.

04:35I never be racist towards another dog.

04:37Except for black dogs.

04:38Wait, what?

04:39What?

04:40Simone.

04:41Why does it smell like Up Dog in here?

04:43Uh, what's Up Dog?

04:44Nothing must.

04:45What's Up Dog with you?

04:46Oh, I fucked an idiot.

04:47What's your favorite flavor of cookie?

04:48Uh, I fuck with Oreos.

04:49Basically anything chocolate.

04:50That's reasonable.

04:51Yeah.

04:52Pretty good choice.

04:53Where the hell did you come from?

04:54Why did you disappear all of a sudden?

04:55I came from hell.

04:56Jesus.

04:57Simone, did you play any sports in high school?

04:59No, I'm a dog.

05:00Yeah.

05:01Good point.

05:02I didn't even think about that.

05:03Simone, what do you think of this picture?

05:04God, I miss him so much.

05:06I know.

05:07We miss him too, buddy.

05:08We miss him too.

05:09Why do you look so sad?

05:10I mean you would too if you're stuck in this shitty apartment.

05:12Yeah, she's got a point there.

05:14It sucks.

05:15But then again, you don't pay the rent, so fuck yeah.

05:17What is on the outside of a tree?

05:29Okay, okay, we get it.

05:30Mark, we get it.

05:31Mark, we get it.

05:32Can you please ask Simone why she chose gray as her fur color ages her more than she probably

05:37knows?

05:38It's balayage ash blonde, bitch.

05:39Learn about it.

05:40Badass.

05:41Badass.

05:42Do you get offended when people assume you're a boy dog?

05:44Why would I be offended by that?

05:45Gender is such an ostrac.

05:46That's actually a pretty woke response.

05:48Yeah.

05:49Very woke.

05:50Simone, I want to thank you for joining us today for this Q&A.

05:52And hopefully you'll visit us soon, huh?

05:55Anything to say to the people before you go?

05:57I hate your fucking blogs.

05:58Okay, wow.

05:59Wow.

06:00Jesus.

06:01Jesus Christ.

06:02Alright, that's it for today's video.

06:03My favorite comment off the last one is this one from Isabelle Salchito.

06:08Cause I love how Devin being on the floor was not explained at all.

06:11Yeah, it was a fun weekend.

06:14Also, go to ProductHunt.com and upvote Devin's latest project called College Band.

06:20I'll put the link in the description, it'll help him out a lot.

06:23Alright, alright, see you on Friday, peace.

06:36What's your favorite childhood memory?

06:38Yeah.

06:39What should it be?

06:40Just something adorable.

06:41Or weird.

06:42Okay, so can we tell a true story?

06:45Okay.

06:46Yeah?

06:47Like, when I leave my razor in the gym bag and she licks the flavor strip.

06:52Oh, oh god.

06:54Oh.

06:55Wait, what?

06:56Oh, I totally forgot about that.

06:58Oh.

06:59Oh, she cut her tongue.

07:00She goes crazy and there's blood everywhere.

07:03Oh.

07:04Oh.

07:05Oh no.

07:07It's so fucked up.

07:12Oh, it's so graphic.

07:13Yeah.

07:14Holy shit, I can see it.

07:15Oh.

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