- 7 weeks ago
George and Harold demand that Mr. Krupp make the camp fun by having fun activities. After the kids do Krupp's chores disguised as items on a scavenger hunt Krupp calls the Buntver {best hunt ever combined}, George and Harold make a comic where Captain Underpants faces a Barfilisk (a bird whose gaze makes its victims barf rainbows). Krupp sends the kids on a wild goose chase for a Barfilisk egg, but George and Harold make a fake, whereas Melvin creates a live Barfilisk, prompting Captain Underpants to face the Medusa-esque menace.
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00:00This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
00:20George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top.
00:22Harold is the one on the right with the t-shirt and the bad haircut.
00:25Remember that now, but quietly, because they're raiding Krupp's cabin
00:28for the snacks he confiscated from the kids' care packages.
00:31One for me, one for me.
00:33One for me, one for me.
00:35One for me, one for me.
00:38Ooh, ah!
00:40Aha! The Motherlode!
00:42My Motherlode candy bar.
00:44Man, Krupp swiped everything.
00:45Yeah, here's my everything candy bar.
00:47And all the other snacks Krupp jacked from the kids.
00:50He even took those weird chips that got recalled in that chip scandal.
00:53Try Fishy Chips' newest flavor, Low Tide.
00:56Uh, were flavor mistakes made?
00:59Yes.
01:00All right, let's pack this stuff up and get out of here before Krupp...
01:03Ah!
01:04We're not doing what it looks like we're doing even though we are!
01:07Wait a sec. He's sleepwalking.
01:10We're doing this, right?
01:11Oh, not again. Did you do this?
01:26So George and Hale made comic books.
01:28We're cool. Me too.
01:29Now they're summering at summer camp and Mr. Krupp is too.
01:30Blah, blah, blah.
01:31Once they used, they hit no ring and first they made him dance.
01:32They accidentally cut on purpose, turned him into Captain Underpants.
01:35With a snap, he's a captain flying through the trees.
01:38And don't forget when he gets wet, you're sure to fill and squeeze.
01:40Blah, blah, blah.
01:41Put it all together, what could possibly go wrong?
01:42Now this is the end of the Captain Underpants song.
01:44Bunch your beard, inhale, punch him.
01:55Trulalaboo!
01:57The Bizarre Bout of the Beastly Barfalisk.
01:59Chapter 1. One man's stash is another man's treasure.
02:09stash is another man's treasure
02:27hurry up and eat everyone do we have to eat it all now no evidence no crime
02:33what cupcake yonder case dismissed this is a sweet score but camp wasn't supposed to go like this
02:40yeah it was supposed to be not some care bathroom fishing horse climbing scavenger hunts
02:46we're the sultans of scavenge it's time we got to talk with crump
02:54we want a scavenger hunt absolutely not what's a scavenger hunt you give us a list of fun stuff
03:00to find and we find because we're the skippers of sea what absolutely not that takes care of that
03:05you got it all wrong man what are you talking about lazy crap this is a way to get them to do
03:11all our work man we make a list and they make it happen man the snacks the cabin the whole enchilada
03:21man huh and by absolutely not i mean yes silence uh no one today we're having a scavenger hunt
03:36both camps will get a list you're gonna find everything on it and it's gonna be the best
03:42hunt ever or a bundfer copyright crop court that's not how copyrights work wow
03:48you squished three words together very clever oh thank you wait was that sarcasm no i'm impressed
03:54very impressed okay i still can't tell because you're sort of
04:00anyway whoever finds the most stuff on the list wins the mystery box which could be anything
04:07so here are the bun fur begin trademark the crop group that's not how trademarks work says you and
04:18federal law another scavenger hunt for us to dominate of course we'll win and we'll get the mystery box
04:23which i bet has the keys to a condo and a retirement community
04:26who's the pickleball chip of olden pie now carl sure or maybe something better okay item one
04:39is a mop two is a bucket and three is soapy water i don't know guys this list is sketchy
04:44like fishy chips fishy chips flavorless flavor now with 100 less flavor should chips have flavor
04:50in hindsight yes erica harold and i know scavenger hunts you might say we're experts that's right
04:57now the items may seem strange but that's normal for a scavenger hunt i'm sorry but did you just
05:02boy-splain scavenger hunts to me no no no never never yes sorry you're forgiven great because we're
05:10gonna win we're going to win then what's inside that mystery box will be mine that's right the power of
05:16positive thinking makes everything possible correction science makes everything possible
05:21and my finders reapers 2000 will allow us to find everything on this list before those stale bread
05:27heels do we need that i bet we could find this stuff ourselves are you insane without technology we're
05:32helpless but here's a broom it's on the list it's not a broom i'll find a broom aha a broom that's the
05:41broom i gave you not according to science chapter two the spill of the hunt how are we supposed to
05:47find a clean floor in here i have an idea why don't we use the stuff on the list we already found to
05:52clean the floor you just earned yourself a corner office as soon as we get offices guys i think this
05:57is krupp's to-do list erica if there's time to lean there's time to clean fine i'll just work on my
06:03kanji characters until you catch up it says gleaming bathtub that tub's not even glistening
06:11keep scrubbing while i'll look for the next item disinfectant it's under the sink nonsense make way
06:16and let science take the wheel it's under the sink erica why are we in the woods there's no firewood
06:23here just a bunch of dead branches three two one oh let's use branches for firewood ding ding ding
06:33what do you mean this is the passport line we need stamps and fast because melvin's camp is
06:37gaming on us we're literally right behind you and thanks to my finders reapers the stamps will soon
06:42be ours this is the passport lane science knew that does something about this scavenger hunt feel
06:49weird to you yeah it's pretty salami heavy whoa did you know action star lee dingman is riding a wave
06:55zoomer around the world glory hound harold we don't have time for that melvin's camp is right behind us
07:01how did you get in front of us again science is our co-pilot whoa did you know lee dingman is lost
07:07at sea wait this is all wrong what do you mean we separated colors from lights no why are we doing
07:16krupp's laundry because this isn't a scavenger hunt this is krupp's to-do list like i said when we
07:22started what makes you say that look at the list she's right krupp crossed out to-do list and put
07:27scavenger hunt man we should have read this list instead of those gossip rags or you could have
07:32listened to me when i said it the first time oh it's payback time right after we finish this laundry
07:37harold oh good point but first use machines at your own risk not responsible for loss or damage
07:46win a boneless ham massage
07:48what's so funny and who told you to stop folding mother to-do list no this is a scavenger hunt
07:59not a list of things i wanted you kids to do for me nope did you get my salami yes we did
08:07would you like it very much so can i have it sure right after you give us a real scavenger hunt
08:22catch no deal
08:27fine deal you'll have your scavenger hunt tomorrow now how about an advance on my salami tomorrow it is
08:34or you'll never see your salami again unless you go shopping to buy more oh salami i wish i could eat
08:41you slowly but i can't fire in the hole
08:55ah i love salami so much i always eat it too fast if i could just slow down maybe i wouldn't be salami
09:03intolerant uh have you tried chewing have you tried you think tomorrow scavenger hunt will be any
09:09better with crep in charge not a chance but if we were planning it it would be hunt-tastic and we'd
09:14crush it because we're supreme scavenger hunters plus we'd have a huge advantage because we picked
09:18all the stuff to find next on the list is got it okay now we need a got it finally got it scavenger hunt
09:28comic already started chapter three captain underpants and the beastly barfalisk by george
09:47beard and herald hutchins so these kids were on a scavenger hunt it's like losing the remote and
09:52trying to find it on their couch and stuff but fun and they had to find an ostrich egg which is like
09:57an ostrich but not burning it like in a egg so they went to the woods because where else would they
10:02find a huge egg and barbara was all like that's definitely an ostrich egg but whatever barbara
10:08is there's anything to be right then barbara got bossy and was all like don't look in his eyes
10:21are you barf a rainbow and everyone was like seriously but then they started barfing rainbows
10:28where's darky because even barbara is right occasionally then the baby barfalisk mom showed up
10:33and things got dark fast boom let's out luckily captain underpants was nearby in the woods looking
10:39for his remote and he was all sounds like some kid accidentally took a barfalisk egg and i have
10:44great hearing and he flew in and was all you can't make me barf because i
10:47i love
10:58wow rainbow and captain underpants super rainbow barfed into his barf briefs with such force
11:04blasted the barfalisk mom into space but captain underpants didn't want to raise another barfalisk
11:10baby because his landlord said never again stop parking in the guest spot so he flew to space and
11:16brought the mom back for a barfalisk gray onion and everybody had a blast except for barbara who
11:22never enjoys the moment and the kids lost their scavenger hunt okay the end chapter four a wild goose
11:28ace once the scavenger hunt is over and i get my hands on that salami i'm gonna eat it nice and slow
11:37who am i kidding i'm gonna eat it like i'm running from the cops what makes you think george and harold
11:42would give me the salami they said they would and you trust them no then you need to take the salami
11:49yes but how you send them on a wild goose chase and while they're gone you find it and you take it
11:56yes yes the salami is mine mr crupp you okay who are you talking to out here no one stop asking
12:08question trips and that's when a wild goose chase fell into crupp's lap barfalisk egg
12:22are you ready for another scavenger hunt because there's two rounds of the bun fur all rights
12:28reserved crap that's not legally binding the jury will decide that today you'll have until sundown to
12:34find better be good it is today you'll have until sundown to look for because if it's not no salami i know
12:42let me finish you have until sundown to find one item
12:49what is it i'm in the middle of a dramatic pause are you done almost
12:56seriously yes and interrupting me just makes the pause longer
13:01the deadline is sundown and the item is a barfalisk egg what how are we supposed to find something we
13:12made up i thought you two were the skippers of looking for stuff it's skippers of seek
13:17and we find stuff that exists sounds to me like you're the first mates of fraidy cats
13:22yeah what was that a fraidy cat and you should know because you are one wrong we're gonna find
13:33that barfless egg before you figure out what cats actually sound like we're never gonna find that
13:38barfless egg we have to or a crumper rub our faces in it forever and we can do this because we're the
13:43captains of come look at this stuff i found that one's a stretch yeah but we still have to find that
13:48egg what's that noise there's a hundred percent chance we're about to find out after this brief
13:53message from fishy chips everyone makes mistakes but everyone deserves a second chance introducing
13:59fishy chips latest flavor black mold mm moldy
14:07sweaty palms sweaty ankles joint pain joint swelling destroyed stiffness rickets folio scurvy other
14:10diseases from the 1800s worms behold you de-threaded bolts my prince the gator 2000 can print
14:16anything including this absurd barfless george and harold concocted in a juvenile delirium
14:21and when this abomination legs an egg for me they will be forced to concede i am superior in all ways
14:28what if they find it first what if you shut up have you guys seen a salami
14:33huh no one doesn't need to find a barfless guy if he can make one so we need to make one first
14:40right by laying our own egg almost buddy almost
14:45sigh guess it's up to me again and smoke bomb
14:56we just wait for it to lay an egg and victory is ours and by ours i mean mine
15:00why didn't you just print a barfilisk egg what if you
15:07we are just gonna wait for this monstrosity to lay an egg as science intended that monstrosity is
15:13kind of cute don't look at it the consipid comic book suggests eye contact will make you
15:19barf a rainbow like you just did so instead of laying an egg the boys looked for the next best thing
15:24a believable forgery this no too small oh oh this put it back put it back this warmer this colder
15:38this exactly when malvin loses to this rock his brain will explode
15:45and that led to an egg decorating montage
15:52use a bunch of glitter
15:53make the egg
15:55then throw some glitter
15:57make the egg
15:59go out with decorations
16:01make the egg
16:03the amount of new positions
16:05make the egg
16:07now let's deliver this baby to crump for the win
16:15still no egg
16:19why won't she lay an egg already did someone say egg because we have one what
16:25that's impossible and yet we're holding it and dancing with it
16:28and now we're going to win the scavenger hunt with it
16:45that barfalis stole our egg it must think we stole its egg that's a testament to her work
16:50but we gotta get our egg to crump before sundown no problem for the dukes of discovery let's make
16:55that the last nickname make way bargain bins i gave life to that barfilisk so she's mine
17:03you lay me an egg don't make eye contact
17:08i'll give her a second this is hopeless and the sun is ticking
17:12yup time to call the coast guard or get captain underpants yeah that i've looked everywhere for the
17:18rest of the salamis where did those hooligans hide them
17:21why can't i quit you we got here just in time
17:33captain underpants we need to relax guys i know the drill
17:40where should i drill
17:44i'm somewhere over these rainbows where's the barfalis it's nesting in my cabin so technically
17:50your egg is mine unless we go get it captain underpants can you distract the barfalis while we get
17:55the egg let me think about it thinking thinking okay now i'm thinking about lunch okay back to
18:01thinking about your thing thinking thinking thinking thinking thinking wait what was the question be my
18:10guest your stomach won't last 10 seconds wrong my super stomach can handle anything except spicy food
18:17dairy meat fish fruits nuts grains and vegetables oh and liquid what does that leave marshmallows
18:30hi there you're my oh when did i eat rainbows anyway did you see the game last night those teams
18:38really played
18:43chapter five the incredibly graphic violence chapter presented in egg-o-rama because eggs are soft and fluffy
18:49try the skivvy scramble a smashed egg with a side of underpants or have the barfelish benedict an
18:56egg over not so easy served on the floor how about an ouchy omelet an egg that just never had a chance we got the egg now we just need to give it to
19:05and fast the sun's almost out of gas oh i haven't felt this queasy since the last time i ate fishy chips
19:16fishy chips hot tar flavor the taste that crossed the line but we can't win if we're not alive captain underpants
19:24fly us out of here uh can i eat some dry toast first no okay salami it is but i gotta warn you i'm salami
19:33intolerant what goes down oh that's come up
19:51that's it if we give the barflex too much salami maybe that'll make it sick so it's a fair fight yeah
19:57like cap said what goes down must come up to the salami stash how did crop miss the salami we hid it
20:04in his kitchen what do you mean he's terrible at finding things now where are my keys quick grab as
20:10much salami as you can carry salami oh no i couldn't
20:17it's time for the road
20:27here hey please let's do this
20:30she's really going to town in the salami but she's not getting sick we need to overload her before
20:43the sun sets hurry feed cap all the salami loading salami overload keep loading
20:51oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
21:21where's crap as you may recall water turns captain underpants back into mr.
21:26crop and where's the egg why am i in a lake chapter six all's well that eggs
21:35well why are you happy because we won the scavenger hunt we gave you a barful
21:40sky before the sunshine yeah you win now where's my salami whoa that's a baby
21:46barfalis whoa that's another barfalis is that erica i could have wrapped this thing up hours ago if you
21:56guys hadn't taken that real barfalis egg from this real barfalis mom so the rock we turned into a fake
22:01barfalis egg was actually a real barfalis egg how weird is that it gets weirder i figured out why
22:09my barfalis didn't lay an egg it's male and it hates me
22:16let the world barf rainbows they're a monster family
22:22oh they're adorable they sure are pal they sure are
22:27oh
22:38i still want my salami
22:48oh
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