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00:17This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
00:19George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top.
00:22Harold is the one on the right with the t-shirt and the bad haircut.
00:25Remember that now.
00:25Except George is actually Harold and Harold is actually George.
00:28They're dressed that way because they've always loved Halloween,
00:31a holiday that celebrates creativity instead of stifling it.
00:35Like Arbor Day.
00:35Kids, go plant a tree!
00:38Isn't Halloween great?
00:39Werewolf, run for your lives!
00:42The greatest.
00:44Trick or treat!
00:46Wearing costumes and getting free candy.
00:48What could be better?
00:49Do you mind, Bumblebee?
00:51I'm trying to take a relaxing guacamole bath.
00:54Nothing could be better, that's what.
00:56Trick or treat!
00:58I wish tomorrow was Halloween too.
01:00I wish every day was Halloween.
01:02I'm not a rhino.
01:04I'm a man.
01:07I think that was a real werewolf.
01:09Yeah, solid tackle too.
01:11Such a generic comic books.
01:12We're cool, me too.
01:13But they had an amino principle who told them what to.
01:16Blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:17So they got a hypno-rangular first, they made him dance.
01:20They're an accidentally bit of a purpose.
01:22And all of a trip to the Japan.
01:24So I'm a bitch with a snuff.
01:54He's the captain, not the brightest man.
01:55You've been up.
01:56Never went to sleep.
01:57Too excited.
01:58T-minus four hours till Hollow Warehouse opens.
02:00I love Hollow Warehouse.
02:01It's all the best parts of Halloween.
02:03Candy, fake skulls, fake blood, fake eyeballs, fake Dracula fangs, fake werewolf claws.
02:08Real flashlights crammed under one roof.
02:11This Halloween, only Hollow Warehouse can save you money because candy coins on sale.
02:19We're gonna be the first ones in, which means we'll have our pick of the best Hollow Wares.
02:24This was the greatest idea we've ever had.
02:26Almost as good as the trick we played on Melvin last Halloween.
02:29Zombie plumbers, but I don't want to be eaten or have my sink fixed.
02:34Melvin.
02:36This fake blood is sticky.
02:39Or the trick we pulled on Melvin last, last Halloween.
02:42Ghost pool cleaners, but ghosts are fake and I don't have a pool.
02:48Melvin.
02:50This harness is pinchy.
02:52Or the trick we pulled on Melvin last, last, last Halloween.
02:56Stay back, stay back.
02:57There's only one Melvin and it's me.
02:59Wrong, you want stable isotope.
03:01These glasses are blurry.
03:05This episode is flashback heavy so far.
03:07Sure is.
03:08Here's to us, buddy.
03:12Doors open in five, four, three, two...
03:19What do I do?
03:21Grab some stuff.
03:22What stuff?
03:23Any stuff.
03:32That was amazing.
03:34Yep, that's going to be a great story for our grandkids.
03:37Back in my days.
03:39What did you think of those Skeletorches costumes?
03:42Skeletorches, we don't even know what they do.
03:44They were fine, but the ones we're going to make will be way better.
03:48Paul-no-ween, Paul-no-ween, Paul-no-ween.
03:51What this side of beef means, by his inexcusable pun, is Halloween must be cancelled.
03:57What?
03:57But you love Halloween.
03:58Wrong. The only thing I despise more is YouTube.
04:01Oh, yeah. I must be thinking of Bo.
04:03Halloween can't be cancelled.
04:05No.
04:06That's what you said about Gorilla Lawyer.
04:08Well, that's different.
04:09The gorilla went nuts.
04:11Get off the building!
04:12Carl, get off the building!
04:16Yeah, Halloween is bulletproof.
04:21Why?
04:23Three weeks before Halloween.
04:25Okay, a lot of Halloween ground to cover, so let's dive right in.
04:28Good notes on our Skeletorches costumes. We can dial it back.
04:36Can't unsee that. Can't unsee that.
04:39Gooch, you were undecided on your costume yesterday. Any update?
04:42Yes, I'm going as a dinosaur.
04:43Sorry, but dinosaur is my thing. It's the only costume that fits me.
04:47Okay, what about a pirate?
04:49Like, I'm going as a pirate queen. Sophie 1 is my parrot. And, ugh, other Sophie is, like, scurvy.
04:55Ninja?
04:56Taken. Smoke bomb.
04:58Don't worry, buddy. We'll make you a costume.
05:00Okay, but I kind of don't want to be traumatized by my costume.
05:03No offense, so I'll just go back to Hollow Warehouse and get a new one.
05:06Those who enter Hollow Warehouse never leave.
05:11Empty-handed because clown masks are half off.
05:15Quick candy scouting update. Based on our intel, these houses are giving out the best candy.
05:19Chocolate muffle logs, sugar beardies, and my favorite, fruit swervel.
05:24Oh, and we got a tip that Mrs. Ringlefoot is giving out used gum again, so stay frosty.
05:29Finally, let's do a quick trick check. Quick trick check.
05:32Quick, quick trick. Oh, that's hard to say.
05:35TP check. Eggs, chicken and ostrich, check. Shaving cream, check. Fake snakes, check.
05:41Sorry, I'm doing fake snakes. Bacon snake.
05:44Man, I can't get a break.
05:46Oh, sorry to smash your pumpkins, you demagnetized magnets, but Halloween is soon to be Hall-now-een.
05:53Another victory for the candy intolerant of who I am.
05:58One. Event.
06:02To be clear, I'm candy intolerant.
06:04But you love Halloween.
06:05No. I told you earlier, in no uncertain terms, I despise it.
06:09Oh, right. Thinking of Bo again.
06:11It's true. I'm a Halloweeniac.
06:13Not gonna happen, Melvin. You're the only kid who hates Halloween.
06:16And no one listens to Krupp.
06:17No. I said pizza. These are socks.
06:21Oh, really? Then where are they going?
06:27What are our parents doing here?
06:28And where are they going?
06:32And you can support Hall-now-een by wearing these t-shirts.
06:36The email said free cookies.
06:38At the end. The end!
06:40Guess someone does listen to Krupp.
06:41Yeah, but they're adults.
06:43And no one listens to adults.
06:45Two weeks before Halloween.
06:47Skeletorges!
06:47They're skeletons who are on fire! We think!
06:50Mom!
06:51Dad! Halloween's almost here. Where's the candy?
06:53Ugh! I've been too busy to buy it.
06:55We should get it after Halloween when it's practically free!
06:58No! We need candy now!
07:00They're trying to cancel Halloween, and we can't let them win!
07:03Who's they?
07:03I am not overpaying for candy!
07:06Mom! Halloween is in trouble!
07:08So I need you to start hanging cobwebs and stop painting Mr. Meaner!
07:12I can't! He's mesmerizing!
07:14Mesmerizing.
07:15I'm a yet-yet-yet-yet-yet work of art.
07:19One week before Halloween.
07:21Oh, no-ween signs?
07:23Where are all the Halloween decorations?
07:25No skeletons? No coffins?
07:27No decaying zombies clawing at the dirt trying to escape from the grave?
07:30Where's all the fun?
07:31At least Old Man Rattlechains is getting into it.
07:34Yeah, but his house always looks haunted.
07:37I heard he's a zombie.
07:38I heard he's a zombie werewolf.
07:40I heard he went to college with Dracula, borrowed Dracula's car,
07:43and crashed it into the Dean's pool.
07:45But that's probably not true.
07:47And don't forget to show up tonight for the meeting at City Hall on the future of Halloween.
07:52Or should I say, hell, no-ween.
07:57Hey! Where did that stop sign come from?
07:59You're a menace. Your license should be revoked.
08:01Joke's on you. I don't have a license.
08:05Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
08:07Never get in a car with Krupp?
08:08That, and we're going to that meeting.
08:10And the motion to add a tar pit and dinosaur-friendly benches to Pequa Park is denied.
08:19Hey, George and Harold.
08:21Hey, diddly. A lot of orange in here.
08:23Yep, and bad orange. Like, biohazard orange.
08:26Next, we'll hear from Principal Krupp on his motion to cancel Halloween. But why?
08:33Adults of Pequa-
08:34That's not a microphone.
08:35You're not a microphone!
08:36For too long, we've suffered the horrors and inconveniences of Halloween.
08:41It's time to cancel this spine-chilling, hair-raising, blood-curdling atrocity.
08:47If we don't, here's what will happen.
08:50Melvin?
08:50A probability algorithm, beyond your comprehension, found there's a 97% chance this simulation is our future if Halloween continues.
08:59These are the candy mines where you will all work until you drop.
09:05So, who's with me?
09:07I don't know about all this. I kind of like Halloween.
09:10Oh, do you? Do you kind of like buying a bunch of candy just to give it away?
09:15Well...
09:17Do you kind of like your doorbells being rung over and over and over and over and over and over
09:23and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
09:27and over?
09:27No!
09:28Do you like your houses, cars, and trees covered in eggs, shaving cream, and toilet paper?
09:34No!
09:35Do you like living in fear of the werewolf who wants to wrap you in a giant tortilla, fry you,
09:40and eat you like you're a crappy changa?
09:45You've derailed. Taking over.
09:47The answer is no, because today we turn Halloween into Ho-No-ween.
09:53Ho-No-ween! Ho-No-ween!
09:56Ho-No-ween! Ho-No-ween!
09:59Well, I finally started a chant.
10:01Ho-No-ween! Ho-No-ween!
10:04Whoa, Melvin started a chant. I thought he loved Halloween.
10:07You're thinking of Bo, and we need to turn this around. We just need our parents.
10:11Mom, Dad, Harold's mom, you gotta stop this madness.
10:14Yeah, if they cancel Halloween, what's next? Summer?
10:18I hear you, but I hate doorbells.
10:19And candy is terrible for you.
10:21And Mr. Krupp is right. That werewolf does want to echanga us.
10:25Plus, these t-shirts are lovely.
10:27Lovely.
10:38All in favor of canceling Halloween, say Bia!
10:42Bia!
10:43The Beyons have it!
10:46No!
10:48Ah, how?
10:50I can't believe they canceled Halloween.
10:52This is worse than the time they canceled the Advanceimals.
10:56Advanceimals!
10:57The show is taking!
11:00The show goes down!
11:02Can you think that?
11:06To be fair, with all the puns, toilet humor, and lazy writing, they had it coming.
11:10Do you mean they had it plumbing?
11:14No, no, I don't.
11:15We can't save the advanceables, but we can still save Halloween.
11:18Can you now?
11:19Can you really?
11:21Sure. Don't worry, Melvin. We know how much you love Halloween.
11:24God, you're thinking of Bo.
11:25Actually, I was thinking of Gooch.
11:27Except I'm a St. Paddy's Day guy.
11:29No one wants to hear you gloat in big words today, Mel-Venedict-Arnold.
11:34Understandable. So this time, I'll do my gloating.
11:37Inside!
11:39Halloween is cancelled, and everything's better for me.
11:44No sweets to aggravate my intolerance to candy.
11:49No costumes, fake blood, or trick-or-treat.
11:52No pumpkins or zombies or ghostly sheets.
11:55No shaving cream eggs or teepee in my trees.
12:00Cause Halloween is cancelled.
12:03Yes, Halloween is cancelled.
12:05And everything's better for me.
12:11And also me.
12:14Ugh.
12:16You ruin everything.
12:18Oh, yeah?
12:19Well, I think I sting like a parrot.
12:22Ow!
12:23I'm stuck.
12:24But that's fine, cause I can just...
12:30We need to make the adults remember what's great about Halloween.
12:34But they won't listen to us.
12:35Yeah, adults only listen to other adults.
12:37And jazz.
12:39That's it.
12:40That's how we get them.
12:41A jazz concert?
12:43No, an adult.
12:45Who has the most to lose if Halloween is cancelled?
12:47Us?
12:48Besides us.
12:48Ghosts?
12:49No, Hollow Warehouse.
12:50Hollow Warehouse would be the end of you.
12:53Shopping for Halloween stuff because we are pre-carved pumpkins.
12:56Pre-smashed, too.
12:59No Halloween means no Hollow Warehouse.
13:01So, if we ask the owner of Hollow Warehouse to help us save Halloween, he'll say yes.
13:06Genius.
13:06But who's the owner?
13:07You're never gonna believe it.
13:09Chapter 2, Haunted House Call.
13:14Old man Rattlechains owns Hollow Warehouse?
13:17Told you you'd never believe it.
13:18It makes sense, though.
13:19I mean, look at his house.
13:23I'm not going in there.
13:25Sure you are.
13:26That's why Erica's here.
13:27To show you there's nothing to fear.
13:28There's nothing to fear.
13:29Except zombies.
13:30Zombies?
13:30Just kidding.
13:31You.
13:32Or am I?
13:32Nah, I'm just kidding.
13:44Why so many gates?
13:46And why are they all so creaky?
13:48Halloween, guys.
13:49Eyeball on the prize.
14:00Wolf Howell doorbell.
14:02Nice touch.
14:03Yeah.
14:03I'd love it if I wasn't so scared.
14:07Wolf Howell door knocker!
14:09Question.
14:09Why do you love Halloween if you're afraid of it?
14:11Because Halloween makes you're fun.
14:20Seriously, all these hinges need oil.
14:22Not now, Harold.
14:23Yes.
14:25Oh, sorry.
14:26Forgot I was wearing this costume.
14:29Forgot about the mask, too.
14:31Apologies.
14:32I test wear every costume we carry at Hallowarehouse.
14:36So you're old man Rattlechains?
14:38Call me Creeply.
14:39Your name is Creeply Rattlechains?
14:41A name like that doesn't leave you a whole lot of options.
14:43Well, it was either a Halloween store or magician.
14:50So, uh, yeah, come on in.
14:58This is not what I expected at all.
15:00Yeah, it's nice.
15:02Home snob nice.
15:03Coming up on home snob, like this house?
15:06Too bad.
15:06You can't afford it.
15:08But why doesn't the inside look like the outside?
15:10The haunted house vibe scares people away.
15:13Better than an alarm system.
15:14Plus, I love Halloween.
15:16Or I did until those Hal-no-weenies canceled it.
15:19That's why we're here.
15:20To convince you to help us convince them to uncancel it.
15:23Yes.
15:24And when we're done, they'll beg for murder.
15:28Ha, ha.
15:29I mean mercy.
15:30Why are you yelling?
15:31Guys, you heard, Creep.
15:32Halloween is nothing but work for adults.
15:34Candy, decorations, jack-o'-lanterns, costumes,
15:37trick-or-treaters, pranks,
15:39and a big mess to clean up when it's over.
15:41Yeah, but adults like work.
15:42And some adults love Halloween.
15:45Especially if they own Halloween stores.
15:47No, she's right.
15:48So we have to remind all adults
15:51why they loved Halloween before they became adults.
15:53By scaring their pants off with a haunted house.
15:55Yes, because skeletons plus fear equals love.
15:59Not so sure about that math.
16:01I am.
16:01That's why I opened HALA Warehouse.
16:04Fear is a blast.
16:06Yeah.
16:06Glad you feel that way,
16:07because we're going to make the inside of your house
16:08match the outside.
16:10What's that now?
16:11Chapter 3, The Scaring Trap.
16:13To lure adults into the haunted house,
16:16the boys dangled the one carrot
16:17no adult could resist.
16:19Do you think they're really giving away free batteries here?
16:22I don't know.
16:23But for free batteries, it's worth the risk.
16:25Not for me.
16:26I'm waiting outside.
16:27No, you're coming in.
16:28That's why Erika's here.
16:29To convince you there's nothing to fear.
16:32There's nothing to fear.
16:34Except werewolves.
16:35Werewolves?
16:37This is the way to free batteries.
16:41There's plenty of two.
16:43I'm in room.
16:44Why is he yelling?
16:48It's so spooky in here.
16:49And I do not see any free batteries.
16:55See, I told you this was a mistake.
17:21That was amazing.
17:24It was even better than the haunted house
17:25I went to when I was 10.
17:26When I was 10.
17:27So good.
17:28So good.
17:29Halloween's awesome.
17:30That's why you need to sign this petition to uncancell it.
17:32Boys, what are you doing in here?
17:34Forget it.
17:34I hate being scared.
17:36Can we go again?
17:37Sure.
17:37Just sign this petition.
17:40I knew this would work.
17:42Yep, it's in the Halloween bag.
17:46I want double A's, C's, and 9 volts.
17:49Lots of 9 volts.
17:50Your free batteries are right in died.
17:54I mean inside.
17:55Inside.
17:55Why are you yelling?
18:00Hello, robe stranger.
18:01Will you sign our petition to uncancell Halloween?
18:04No.
18:05Instead, I've turned your fake haunted house
18:07into a real nightmare
18:09with my Ananimate-tator 2000.
18:12It animates the inanimate.
18:15It brings lifeless objects to life.
18:17You mean like string?
18:18Or socks?
18:18Or comb?
18:19Or ham?
18:20Or volleyball?
18:21Yes, all those things.
18:22And now, when your living Halloween decorations scare the adults to death,
18:26it will be the death of Halloween forever!
18:29Evil laugh!
18:31Meh, how bad could it be?
18:47Bad!
18:48We need Captain Underpants!
18:50Bones!
18:51Save me from the bones!
18:53Great timing.
18:54Save yourself!
18:56Bra-la-let bone!
18:59Roar!
19:00Looks like he's got a bone to pick with me, am I right?
19:03It's so good.
19:04Now fight him!
19:05Right.
19:05I'll be bad to the bones.
19:07You're on a roll, but we've got to keep the show moving, so...
19:10So I'll keep it bare bones.
19:12Ha-ha, it's still rolling!
19:13Chapter 4, the incredibly graphic violence chapter presented in Holorama,
19:18because Halloween is ending with a boo.
19:21Courtesy of Hollow Warehouse, Hollowell That's It sale,
19:24everything must go, like fake eyeballs.
19:27Oh, an eye for an eye!
19:29Ten for a buck.
19:30And Shrillos, the pillows that scream.
19:34Oh, I'll never sleep again!
19:36Help yourself, no charge.
19:38And bubble bats!
19:40They're just bats you put in the bath.
19:42I don't want to be squeaky clean!
19:44We'll pay you to take them, please!
19:46Captain Underpants for the hollow wind!
19:50Uh, not quite.
20:07How are we gonna stop this stuff?
20:09He's a snake!
20:26Ah!
20:36Looks like you're up to bat!
20:40I
20:40Don't think that closet can hold those decorations and it's too small to be practical. That's why it's time for
20:46a waistband wall-off stand back
20:50Wolf howl knocker
20:59Already use that one or did I captain underpants for the
21:04That's not me. Oh
21:09Why am I wet? Where are my pants? George and Harold this time you've got it
21:15My house is wrapped in underwear
21:18Yeah, I'm really sorry about that good news is we got a bunch of signatures on cancel Halloween great
21:23My house and all my worldly possessions are a small price to pay for that. Let's go celebrate just need
21:29to do one thing first
21:33See so much better. I don't believe it. All I had to do was oil the hinges
21:37Huh? Who knew everyone now? Let's celebrate. Yeah, let's celebrate my victory your haywire haunted house has sealed Halloween's fate
21:47We took another vote and Halloween is no longer canceled. Yes Harold does probably more there is you kinked garden
21:55hoses Halloween is now
21:57Illegal
21:58Nooo!
22:00Nooo!
22:01Nooo!
22:02Officers arrest those pumpkins
22:07Chapter five thrill eagle a five hundred dollar fine for carving a pumpkin
22:12And one thousand for wearing a costume and up to six months in jail for trick-or-treating
22:18Incarceration
22:19I want to do the crime, but I can't do the time
22:22So if you want get ready to throw other Sophie under the bus other Sophie get ready to go to
22:28jail
22:31I guess that's it Halloween is officially history history let's talk about history when the Vikings told Columbus America didn't
22:39exist
22:40Did he quit? No Columbus got in his dragon and flew until he found America
22:44Did the Romans give up when they had nowhere to go to the bathroom?
22:47Nope! Flush's full kiss the vended the toilet and problem solved
22:51And when the aliens closed space did the astronauts pack it up?
22:54No way! The astronauts took the aliens rocket for a space joyride
22:58Not a single thing you just said was true
23:00Yeah, we don't know history
23:03But you're right
23:04But we do know Halloween
23:05So when the adults say Halloween is illegal
23:07What do we say?
23:09Hall no way! Hall no way! Hall no way! Hall no way! Hall no way!
23:14So you have a plan
23:15I always have a plan
23:17Coming to the Hall no ween victory party? Someone might bring cheese
23:21No, you empty salt shaker
23:23George and Harold love Halloween as much as I love DNA day
23:26DNA! All the way!
23:30The hollow war is not over
23:34K
23:34Or cheese for me
23:36Cheese
23:37I don't have a plan
23:38I don't even have a cool name like Skeletorches
23:41Skeletorches! They like teeth!
23:43Sure!
23:44Time for a comic?
23:45Comic it is
23:46Captain Enderpants and the Huffy Hollyhater
23:49By George Beard and Harold Hutchins
23:51Sooo
23:52One time Hollyhater
23:53A bad guy and boring dresser who hated holidays
23:55Used to hollerie to vaporize all the town's Halloween stuff
23:59Candy
24:00Overpriced pumpkins
24:01Even inflatable owls
24:02For what?
24:03And he was all
24:03Anyone who sees Halloween
24:05Gets vaporized
24:06Dude!
24:07That threw a wrench into Captain Underpants's Halloween party
24:09But his party pal Tony was all
24:11Just hack it man
24:12Lose the H
24:13Cuz Tony
24:14So Captain Underpants hacked his Halloween party
24:17Into a no H Halloween party
24:19Wow so smart
24:21Really?
24:21Everyone showed up with whatever
24:22Pillars
24:23Drywall
24:23Tires
24:24Roller skates
24:24You name it
24:25And a set of Halloween costumes like Dracula, Frankenstein and the mummy
24:28People dressed as Dr. Orca
24:30And Orca who went to med school
24:31And Scorpion
24:32Half Scorpion
24:33Half Funyun
24:33Ball Monster
24:34And Frobra
24:35Frozen Cobra
24:38Cuz Halloween no H was the wild worst of holidays
24:41With fewer cowboy hats and horse cars
24:43But when people posted pictures online due to low self esteem
24:46Hollahater saw them and crashed the party to shut it down
24:49And Captain Underpants was all
24:50Party foul!
24:51And he dunked Hollahater
24:52And Tony's mystery punch was just lemonade, pickle juice, and good job
24:55Cuz Tony
24:56And Hollahater was all
24:58Too pickly
24:59I give up
24:59Turns out Hollahater only ate at holidays because he was never invited to parties
25:03So Captain Underpants gave a toast
25:06To a holla great guy
25:07And then we got Parker's face from the punch
25:10And then the cops showed up
25:11Cuz there were noise complaints
25:12Too loud
25:13Okay, the end
25:14So we're gonna hack Halloween?
25:16You mean hack-a-ween
25:17One day before Halloween
25:19I mean hack-a-ween
25:20We did it! Halloween is finished!
25:24Tomorrow night there'll be no costumes, no candy, and no doorbells
25:28Just peace and quiet and a bathtub full of guacamole
25:32To hell no-ween! And cheese!
25:36We should have a victory party tomorrow night!
25:38What? This is the victory party!
25:40What if we all have victory parties tomorrow night?
25:43No, no, no, it's tonight! We have cheese!
25:44Ooh! And we can all go door to door to each party!
25:48Be-ya! Be-ya!
25:50And we should wear costumes!
25:51Costumes?
25:52And give out y-y-y-y-y-y-y candy!
25:54And hang skeletons in the trees!
25:55And fight the toilet zombies!
25:57No! No! That's Halloween! We won hell no-ween!
26:01Oh no! No! The cheese!
26:03Oh no!
26:04Nooooo!
26:08Chapter 6, Tweenween Fighting Machine
26:10It's called hack-a-ween
26:12It's a complete reinvention of Halloween
26:14As this helpful video will explain
26:16Welcome to hack-a-ween orientation
26:19Courtesy of Treehouse Comic Productions
26:21Like Halloween but don't want to get arrested?
26:23Then hack-a-ween, a legally acceptable workaround to the Halloween ban, is for you
26:28Not yet, Gooch! Too soon!
26:30Instead of costumes
26:31Disguises!
26:32They're the same thing
26:33Not if we say they aren't
26:35Gooch, what are you doing?
26:36Instead of trick-or-treating for candy
26:38Sneaker snacking for snacks
26:40Here are some nachos
26:43Snacky!
26:44Now stay out of my garage, you whippersnappers
26:47Sneaky!
26:50Gooch!
26:51Instead of Halloween monsters like Dracula, Frankenstein, and a werewolf
26:55New hack-a-ween personalities like Doc Torka
26:58Scorpionion, and fro-bra!
27:01Pooch, this is your scene
27:02I'm fro-bra!
27:04Want hypothermia?
27:05Frostbite!
27:06Want frostbite!
27:07And that's hack-a-ween!
27:08Yes, we know, we're in the video
27:10I like the guy who played fro-bra
27:12Because it's you
27:12Okay, we'll post this video online to get the other kids on board
27:15Now we just need hack-a-ween supplies
27:17Which won't be easy, because Krupp and Melvin were collecting all things Halloween for disposal
27:23Feeling better now, Sneedly?
27:25Yes, George and Harold can't revive Halloween if there's nothing left to revive
27:31Plastic glowing skulls
27:33Fake blood, bats have full
27:36Nests and wigs and claws and fangs and bats and way too many evil clowns
27:41Ooh, who are you calling evil?
27:44Now we just need to burn it
27:46Right!
27:47Wait, burn it?
27:48We can't burn it
27:49That pile is mostly cheap plastic
27:51It'll go up like a-
27:52Yeah!
27:53Yeah!
27:58Our eyebrows will grow back
28:00Fortunately, George and Harold found some hollow wiggle room
28:03Hack-a-warehouse
28:05I like it
28:06You sure this won't get me arrested?
28:08Sure enough
28:09And if you go down, we're all going down with you
28:12I'll call my lawyer
28:18Uh, sir? Forklifts aren't allowed in Avocad Depot
28:23Too late
28:24It's done
28:24I'm whipping up a guacamole bath
28:27A guac-a-bath
28:29A bath-mole
28:30Still working on the name
28:32Point is, this is a code green and I need all the avocados
28:36Ah!
28:37Sir, we deliver!
28:39Really?
28:39Great, cause I don't know how to drive this thing
28:45Every kid in Piqua saw the Hack-a-ween video
28:48Ugh!
28:49I knew George and Harold were up to something
28:51Including Melvin
28:53Hack-a-ween
28:54They may have found a loophole in Hall-no-ween
28:57But I'll make them wish they hadn't
28:59Mwah!
29:02Melvin?
29:03We're worried about how much time you spend without any friends
29:07Ah, so we arranged a play date with one of your little classmates
29:10I'm here because my mom gave me five dollars
29:17Hack-a-ween day
29:19Ready for Hack-a-ween deputy drawers?
29:21Hangin' loose and sippin' juice, Lieutenant Longjohns
29:24Wait, who are you again?
29:25We're expanding the Captain Underpants universe
29:27So we're in very un-Halloween-y spin-off disguises
29:30How about you?
29:31I'm the junior senator from Mars
29:32Like, I'm Dr. Brain Crime, head of Weirdo Penitentiary
29:36Sophie-1 is Warden Frownface
29:38And Other Sophie is, like, our most dangerous prisoner
29:41Noiseless Nancy
29:44Are you sure these costumes won't land us in jail?
29:46They're not costumes, they're disguises, remember?
29:49I checked with Underneath the Law
29:50We're good
29:51Who's got legal troubles?
29:53I gotcha, Calvin Chief
29:54I'm a plumber
29:55Yeah, that legal advice is as solid as a copper pipe
29:58And those are fantastic Dr. Torka, Scorpionion, and Frobra disguises
30:02Frobra!
30:03But I'm Frobra!
30:04Hey, why did you guys need me to harvest all my picked cabbages?
30:08Well, jack-o'-lanterns are illegal, but hack-o'-lanterns aren't
30:11How are the hack-o'-lanterns coming, Mr. Rattlechains?
30:13Good, but cabbages are harder to carve than pumpkins
30:16So I also have enough coleslaw to choke a rhino
30:20Perfect, guys, let's hack it up
30:22Wait, I have a surprise for you
30:25Called in some favors for my inflatables, guys
30:30Happy Hack-a-ween!
30:38It's Dr. Torka!
30:39You're Scorpionion!
30:41And me!
30:42No, I'm Frobra!
30:43Me!
30:44This is the most beautiful sight these eyes have ever seen!
30:47These eyes too!
30:48Thanks, Mr. Rattlechains
30:49Okay, hack-o'-wieners, let's get out there and let the tortilla chips fall where they may!
30:54Yeah, into our bags with pizza rolls and tater tots!
30:57Chapter 7, Big Hack Attack
31:01No doorbells, remember? Hack-a-ween!
31:03Right, and if we get arrested, I hope we get an ocean view spell
31:13Oh, sorry, toilet reflexes, what's up?
31:16Sneaker snack!
31:17What is that? Like, trick or treat? I thought Halloween was outlawed
31:20It was, but this is hack-a-ween
31:22A legally sound alternative according to underneath the law
31:27Sneaker snack means you give us a snack or we do something sneaky
31:30You guys like turkey jerky?
31:35Melvin's house
31:36Maybe we should skip it
31:37As they say, when you mess with the Melvin, you get the beakers
31:40If you skip a house on Halloween, you might miss something good
31:43Same deal for hack-a-ween
31:46Sneaker!
31:46This is worse than Halloween!
31:50Snack
31:51I'm starting to think Melvin hates Halloween
31:54Happy hack-a-ween!
31:56Sneaker snack
31:57And nice disguise
31:59What disguise?
32:01Like, give us snacks or we let noiseless Nancy make some noiiiise
32:11I just made tuna casserole
32:15Where's the y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
32:19-y-y-y-y-y-yer?
32:20Happy happy Halloween
32:22Sneak a snack
32:25Sneak it is
32:25Just some more kids in disguises begging for food
32:28Speaking of food, I could really go for a y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yippa
32:32Burrito
32:32Not now
32:33Not now
32:33We're in the zone
32:34But I need more paint
32:36So don't move
32:38Sneak
32:39Hello?
32:40Sneak
32:40Ah!
32:41You said that
32:42You said
32:42Sneaker snack.
32:43You chose wrong.
32:44What's all that screaming?
32:46Mom!
32:47Seriously?
32:48You've got to stop painting the sky.
32:49I can't!
32:50He's my muse.
32:51My muse.
32:52I'm her muse.
33:11So, you got any snacks?
33:14Ah, guac-a-bath-ole.
33:17Relaxation is served.
33:28Huh.
33:30Probably just a boat.
33:31Or a goose fight.
33:33Enjoy the big game!
33:34Happy Halloween!
33:36Hey!
33:37Those aren't fighting gooses!
33:38Sneaker snack.
33:40No.
33:41It can't be.
33:42Halloween is illegal!
33:43Illegal!
33:44Ow!
33:45Mmm.
33:45These stuffed mushrooms are sublime.
33:48Wait until you try the shrimp toast.
33:50Ah!
33:52Happy Hack-o-ween.
33:54Yeah!
33:55Sneaker snack.
33:56Ah!
34:01Happy Hack-o-ween!
34:03Who wants popcorn shrimp?
34:05Oh!
34:06Hello, Mr. Krupp.
34:08Why are you green?
34:09Because I was in the middle of a relaxing guac-a-bath-ole
34:12when I was interrupted by these two Halloween hoodlums!
34:16Arrest them!
34:17For what?
34:17For Halloweening!
34:19It's against the law!
34:21True, but they're celebrating Hack-o-ween!
34:23That's perfectly legal!
34:25I checked underneath the law!
34:26Underneath the law!
34:27If you can read, you can give legal advice!
34:30Hack-o-ween?
34:31Yeah!
34:32That's legal!
34:33I'd clean pools!
34:34And frankly, Hack-o-ween's a hood-o-ween!
34:38Finger food!
34:39Beah!
34:40Beah!
34:41Woo!
34:42Now I gotta fry up some fish sticks before kids sneak into my basement!
34:46This isn't over.
34:47You're gonna slip up, and when you do, I'll be there to bring the law down on your heads.
34:53Just.
34:53Like.
34:54That.
34:59Like.
35:02Bra-la lobster roll!
35:04Cool disguises, guys.
35:06Let me guess.
35:07You're a kayak, and you're an active volcano!
35:10No, we're spinoffs.
35:11I'm.
35:11Don't bother.
35:12He's disguise blind.
35:14Who am I?
35:16Am I?
35:16Am I?
35:17Am I?
35:18Am I?
35:18Am I?
35:19Am I?
35:19Am I?
35:20Am I?
35:21Am I?
35:21Am I?
35:22Am I?
35:22Am I?
35:22Am I?
35:23Am I?
35:23Am I?
35:24So where'd you get all the grub?
35:25From sneaker-snacking.
35:26It's like trick-or-treating, but.
35:27Oh, I got it.
35:28Tra-la, let it �.
35:30Ah.
35:32Sneaker snack!
35:33He doesn't got it.
35:34No.
35:34But we got it, buddy.
35:35We saved Halloween with Hack
35:37A Louise.
35:37Yep, everybody's happy.
35:39Zach!
35:39Hack-a-ween!
35:40Put them home!
35:43Chili
35:46Pack-a-ween tanked his hall no lean plans. I wonder why Melvin turned on Halloween. He had a blast
35:51trick-or-treating with us all last year
35:53Trick-or-treat. You didn't go with us last year. Maybe it was the year before that. Trick-or-treat.
35:58Nope. No Melvin them either. Wait, has Melvin ever been trick-or-treating with us?
36:06That's why Melvin hates Halloween. Just like Holla hater in our comic
36:10Call back
36:12Chapter 8 Melvin Vitation
36:15Yeah, yeah, sneaker snack. Take your pigs in a blanket and stay out of our guest bathroom. Oh
36:21It's you two here to gloat. Well enjoy your victory while it lasts. Actually, we're here to see if you
36:28want to join us
36:29Yeah, grab a disguise and come sneaker snacking. Oh sure
36:33And then you'll turn into vampire cops and arrest me for not having a neck. I'm no fool. I know
36:39your tricks
36:41No tricks they're illegal more importantly we want you to come
36:48What yeah, you can be a spinoff just like us your name is
36:54Melvin Hayler and you have the power to
36:57Breathe easy you just need a cape
37:00Here
37:01You're giving me your cape sure that's what hack-a-ween is all about mending bridges
37:07It's mending fences and
37:10It's a very gracious offer. I just wish you made it 38 minutes ago. Why what happened 38 minutes ago?
37:17What's that noise noise? I don't hear a noise Melvin. What did you do? Nothing? Let's go
37:22So which house shall we visit first? Melvin, what did you do me do?
37:28I was angry I wanted revenge. How was I supposed to know you'd come here and mend bridges wait is
37:33it bridges or fences? Harold look
37:42Oh, no, he hacked hack-a-ween
37:50Melvin whatever you did undid it. I can't bringing those inflatables till I fried the anana meditator. I'm sorry. I'm
37:57so sorry
37:59We don't need sorry. We need captain underpants, but we're still going sneaker snagging together
38:05Guys that house down the street is giving out aluminum siding
38:22Those aren't nice balloons they're mess-up hack-a-ween balloons
38:27No, uh, no one gets between me and my siding time to blow up some blow-up
38:35So shall we speak or smack?
38:42Chapter nine the second incredibly graphic violence chapter presented in horror-o-rama because something that fun to say can't
38:51be violent or scary
38:52horror-o-rama
38:53horror-o-rama
38:56I'm walking in the woods alone at night seems safe to me
39:03Forrest for the screams in theaters this hack-a-ween
39:07I'm showering in my underwear
39:09What could go wrong?
39:12The final shower in theaters this hack-a-ween
39:15I'm lost in an abandoned prison now. This was a bad car
39:21Don't go into that abandoned prison in theaters this hack-a-ween
39:37The wind!
39:40Out of me!
39:46Can't breathe!
39:48Can't breathe!
39:48Can't breathe?
39:49That's a jab!
39:50Four!
39:50Melvin Haler!
39:51Melvin, he's got the knees!
39:52Yes!
39:53Yes!
39:53I am Melvin Haler!
39:55And by the power of bronchial dilators, I will open your airways, expand your troubled lungs,
40:01and end wheezing!
40:03Whoa, that needs work.
40:21Thanks for the air, Nerdy Bear!
40:24Now how do I let the air out of them?
40:26You don't!
40:26Lieutenant Longjaws and Deputy George do!
40:29Courtesy of Mrs. Wrinklefoot, who really stepped it up for Hackoween.
40:32But how do we get into kebab rain?
40:34Captain Underpants, can you create a distraction so we can get close enough to burst those bubbles?
40:38I'm all distraction!
40:40And cheese!
40:41Tra-la-lip kebabs!
40:43The bounce stops here!
40:45Go!
40:46Ow!
40:47Slow!
40:47Ow!
40:52Yeah!
40:54I can't pop them!
40:55So let them pop themselves!
40:57Can you bounce back from bouncing?
40:58Can you bounce back from bouncing?
41:01Ugh!
41:02Ugh!
41:03Ugh!
41:21Spin-offs for the hack-a-win!
41:24Ahh!
41:26Let's go!
41:29Ugh!
41:31Whoa, you're like a rubber wall!
41:33I have those in my room time to pull out all the pops
41:58why am I wet where are my pants boom yeah good thing this isn't one of those scary movies where
42:04you
42:05think it's over when it's really not uh anyone see my house it's missing
42:24found it how is it moving well I may have blasted the house with the inanimate
42:30to bring it to life what I was angry I'm around to cap you don't snap at me I'm not
42:39a bird still wet
42:40we're on our own we lost Halloween we can't lose hack-o-wee yes we must save hack-o-wee
42:45because
42:46I'm having fun now so it matters don't worry nothing three spin-offs can't handle I'm sorry
42:52did you say three the spin-offs starring lieutenant long johns and deputy drawers and Melvin Haler
42:58by George Beard and Harold Hutchins Halloween so the spin-offs do what you always do in a house is
43:05crawling with life they called an exterminator lieutenant long johns and deputy drawers kept
43:10the house busy with the heroic gang of ding dong ditch while Melvin and Haler took a deep cleansing
43:16breath and turned the exterminator's tent into the non-existent 2000s the non-existent convinced
43:23the stuff in the house it wasn't alive anymore and problem solved spin-offs gosh good thing exterminators
43:31take care of monster houses so when can I move back in not for a year at least a bill
43:38seriously
43:39and while hack-o-wee wasn't perfect it was the perfect reminder that all kids love Halloween even if
43:49they're adults and these costumes are inspiring so good I love being someone else are you a yet yet yet
43:59yet
43:59mirror so all in favor of bringing back Halloween hey look Halloween meeting tonight bring your own
44:19snacks Halloween is back get your ghost on uh sorry Melvin oh don't be I'm not really candy intolerant
44:28that was just an excuse I used to minimize the unpleasantness of Halloween I actually enjoy
44:32candy watch see I'm totally I'm so sick happy hack-o-wee
45:16I'm thought I'm really明火's calling up
45:16you
45:16I'm
45:16you
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