- 6 weeks ago
George and Harold make a possum smart, which is part of the plan to put them in the same camp. But when Ragely J. Snarlingtooth (the possum) turns against them and turns the children at camp into servants, it's time for Captain Underpants and three more extra smart animals (a raccoon, snake, and water buffalo), who make the Advancimals (a show introduced in The Preposterous Pulverizing of the Pestering Poopacabra)!
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00:00You
00:30is george beard and harold hutchins george is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top
00:34harold is the one on the right with the t-shirt and the bad haircut remember that now they're
00:38digging under the wall mr crupp built to keep them apart through 20-ish yards of loosely packed
00:43dirt that's the length of nine tall guys just shy of half a whale because nothing could stand in
00:49the way of their friendship harold george except a grouchy badger so george and harold make comic
00:57bucks we're cool me too now they're summering at summer camp and mr crump is true once they
01:03use they hit no ring at first they made him dance they accidentally cut on purpose turned him into
01:08captain underpants with a snap he's a captain flying through the trees and don't forget when he gets
01:15wet you're sure to feel a squeeze put it all together what could possibly go wrong now this is the end of
01:21the captain underpants song the angry abnormal atrocities of the astute animal aggressors
01:29chapter one summer cramp i didn't think it was possible but our new secret underground bunker is
01:34as cool as our treehouse and these roasted marshmallows are gonna taste
01:40oh who are we kidding we gotta get crept to put us in the same camp our marshmallows are plastic cups and
01:45our campfire's a sleeping badger who's not sleeping as the boys were scheming ways to get together
01:52crupp was scheming ways to get a leisure myland ah the leisure myland all i have to do is sweet talk
02:00him into giving me a camp director's discount and i'll spend summer relaxing on a rubber island and it'll
02:06be mine all mine what do you mean this petting zoo's only for kids this rubber island is mine and so is
02:13that goat hello yes i would like to buy a leisure myland please i'm just a little short on cash like
02:22about eight tea thousand yes eighty thousand dollars i know that's how much it costs that's what i'm
02:33saying i'm a little short what what are you talking why out there listen i think we got off on the wrong
02:39foot i said hello is louder better if i talk i'm trying quiet hello
02:53how am i supposed to sweet talk them into giving me a free leisure myland with all these annoying joy
02:58noises oh i gotta get rid of these kids i demand ideas for getting rid of the kids happy crop
03:05how about a sing-along angry crop too uplifting weepy crop cryolos too depressing hungry crop let's eat them
03:20too filling how about sending them on a nature walk deep in the woods where we can't hear them too
03:27annoying wait i've got it we send them on a nature walk deep in the woods where we can't hear them hey
03:33that was my idea you're all plotting against me stop being paranoid paranoid crop
03:40today you'll go on a nature walk far away how far out of hearing rain you're gonna lead a hike
03:47crop gets winded ringing a doorbell
03:56wow me i'll never go in the woods that's where the possums are
04:01ah yes young crupp and the possum hey there little guy
04:07hey that's my sandwich
04:12so counselor mr meaner will lead camp lake summer camp and his sister misty meaner will lead lake
04:18summer camp camp this is actually worse than crupp impressive
04:22wow meaner's sister looks exactly like it's like they took meaner and added a ponytail to save money
04:30but we would never do that
04:42mr meaner you're a gym teacher act like it no i'm misty yip yip yip meaner are you sure
04:48you're the same person as far as i can tell chapter two nature crock all right campers we're gonna
04:55yip yip yip yip go through the thorn patch over the waterfall and across the exploding lava rapids
05:00can we just go on the normal trail what you got a problem with lava yeah i think we all do tough
05:06yip yip yip yip tomato can we at least put you down you got a problem carrying a full-sized adult on your
05:12shoulders yes look i don't speak what you're talking what i think you said is you want to give
05:18me a free leisure myelin since i no we had a deal well i guess i have no choice i have to learn what
05:26you're talking wait what fresh worms doesn't get any better than this yikes you look like a butcher shop
05:34that went out of business put on this friendship bracelet i made ya george the nature walk so awful there
05:40was lava wait why aren't you jacked up like me well melvin hates nature and stuff so he invented the
05:47beast booster 2000 to make smart animals to help us on the walk they weren't like talking and performing
05:52surgery smart but they were still amazing here's a book buy yourself some yit yit yit yit talent
05:59huh crap sending us on another nature walk tomorrow i can't hag it easy harold hey let's watch some
06:09imaginary tv okay advance animals they're advanced animals we put zero thought into this and now it's a show
06:21the animals that think that stuff blows up please buy a lunch box i love that show so you feel better not
06:30really for some reason my tv mind is set to spanish
06:33don't worry amigo we'll fix this together hey let's do the one thing that always gives us an idea
06:51chumash sweat lodge close chapter three captain underpants and the perilous possum army by george
06:57beard and harold hutchins so a long time ago or not there was an evil camp director named mr uh
07:04brapp yeah brapp and he hated possum creatures and their teeth and stuff so he enslaved him to do his
07:08bidding and make him ricotta french toast clean the back of his car but mostly he used them to scare
07:13kids at camp so they wouldn't do fun stuff that annoyed him like tether ham and volley ham here they
07:19come possibly shazam luckily captain underpants was taking a class at an adult school thing nearby on how to
07:26make your laundry wash even wider impossible watch and learn wow when he heard me shazam it was all
07:32that's the sound of possums using fear as a weapon you keep kids from fun stuff like volley ham so he
07:36smashed through the wall even though the door was right there but he was deep in the building he had
07:40to keep scratching through a bunch of walls wow that's a bunch of walls and he flew in to save the day
07:45flying noise
07:52then there were so many possums for captain underpants to fight but he was able to trick them by like
07:56pointing at something look out behind you possum then smacking them with a wishy wish this is too
08:00easy the possums are too dummy so captain underpants brought them all to his adult school thing to
08:04learn stuff good and all the possums got smart and were so grateful they got rid of brapp so he had to
08:09live in a cave yay the end that's it we gotta use a possum to scare away crumb then no more nature
08:15walks and we can finally be in the same camp wait where do we get the slide projector shh harold come
08:21on all right well how do we convince the possum simple pal we use melvin's beast booster 2000 to
08:27make a possum smart then he can follow our instructions and scare crumb away yes secret underground fort
08:33handshake need some work yeah anyway i'll get the beast booster you find a possum your brain is set
08:41to spanish again kind of cool right oh why do i have to get the possum because it's your turn oh si si
08:53hey melvin uh the the rabbit refuses to play the keytar says it's not as cool as the other instruments
09:00there is no cooler instrument
09:23i'm gonna show this rabbit about cool
09:25george had the beast booster 2000 but there was still no herald and no possum
09:33i got a possum that's not a possum
09:37i got a possum that's not a possum sorry it's dark out there take a flashlight oh
09:45finally a possum ew i know right melvin has a set to basic smart let's turn it up to talking smart
09:55i don't understand why humans think it's okay to abduct animals like this wait is that me i can
10:08speak what have you done to me what have you done easy little fella we just made you smart we should name
10:18possums are pretty testy so ragely jay snarling too boys i apologize for my outburst i have a bit
10:26of a temper and this is all very new to me names talking thinking i mean i'm just a possum i'm scared
10:32and alone and these walls are closing in hey how would you like to have all the trash you could ever
10:42want all the sweet beautiful trash i want oh tell me now every night a mean guy named crupp locks up all
10:49the trash in the dumpsters outside the mess hall we'll get you the key if you scare crupp so bad he never
10:56comes back then it's trash city baby here's trash city baby chapter four the taming of the not so
11:05shrewd as you might say in your language
11:08you have to give me a free leisure my land i learned why you're talking for you
11:27hello i'm here on behalf of george m i must ask you to stop screaming because loud noises upset me
11:49i'm sorry my temper got the best of me no it was perfect you scared him silly i bet he's gone for
11:54good so that takes care of crap what about the counselors i'll handle the meaners erica what are
11:59you doing here i've been pretending to be a foreign company all day to mess with crap what else can you
12:04do around here as for the meaners i've got their number seven twelve it's a figure of speech is the
12:09figure 54 is the figure 32 it's a figure of speech it's the figure 28 is the figure 39 it's a figure of
12:15speech 605 is it 92 it's a figure of speech 7 12 i heard working out is actually bad for you well
12:23remember what your dad always used to say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i miss him heads up the fbi
12:33is coming to check your jump rope licenses is that a thing i don't know but i don't yep yep yep yep got one
12:38wow too easy all right everybody keep chewing you put that over there and that goes over there
12:47and you put that over there the adults are gone and we're tearing down this wall from now on we're
12:53one camp united and the kids are in charge which means tonight we party but first today we party
13:01beware of animals particularly cruel heartless possums animals burp loud nice and ragely as promised
13:15welcome to trash city baby to the victors belong the spoils yeah there will be spoiled stuff in there
13:21all right it's party time
13:44now that was a day of summer camp and this glamping party is the perfect way to end it glamping you mean
13:50glamour camping hate to say it but this isn't it what do you mean wigs are super glamorous also
13:56super itchy because those aren't wigs those are pieces of insulation there he is ragely the titan of
14:02trash the possum that made all of this possible here's a happy navel bro what gives rage we don't want
14:09trash now that we're smart animals don't want what you throw away we want what you have the good stuff food
14:16without bite marks outdoor movies pants uh you want pants we can make that happen you want my wig too
14:23that's a piece of insulation not if you pretend too little too late the damage is done so your luxuries
14:31are now our luxuries and you will be our piece of burden baby chapter five critter critter chicken dinner
14:41here are your rolls and butter master ragely good work servant now pamper me
14:51hey can the kids eat now because we're pretty hungry here's the trash key to the losers belong
14:56the spoils oh man we gotta eat spoiled stuff just as animals once did and then you will sleep in cages
15:03and then you will fight for our amusement and you keep dancing or you'll be our next course please don't
15:10make me rumba i don't have the hips for it we gotta do something but these animals are watching
15:14us like hawks especially that hawk hey master rachely we need to get more bread and butter what
15:25well be quick about it opposable thumbs it's time for captain underpants yep but crap is m.i.a
15:31how are we gonna find him well i guess this is where we start
15:39good thing crump is so crop shaped here look and another one
15:47but the trail ends here which means we've got
15:52i give up i pledge allegiance to the possums
15:55ow george and harold what are you doing here are you working for the possums
16:00ra la leaves hey are we roughing it nice let's use these pine cones as toilet paper
16:08first we gotta deal with some talking animals that sounds more fun i'll just save this baby for
16:13later fight me those boys and some more bread and butter or else guess what i have bread and butter
16:19how crazy is that too funny anyway who do i wedgie all of them but they're so cute
16:26don't fall for it it's a trick how can you doubt those faces they're adorable chapter six the
16:35incredibly graphic violence chapter presented in smack-o-rama because violence is okay if it's part of a
16:41carnival game i was gonna smack you but you're too cute to be dangerous oh i can't smack you either
16:49because you're even cuter how can a human with so much power be so easily fooled i mean we literally
17:03tricked him the same way three times rachel he's too smart for captain underpants yeah cap's not the
17:08sharpest tooth in the shark's mouth we need to figure out a way to help captain underpants let's roll
17:16let's cook this naked dope you socially awkward human inventor invent a restraint from which the
17:23mostly naked super dull can't escape can i stop dancing while i work no how do we help captain
17:30underpants outsmart ragely want to tutor work wait a minute uh how do you open this thing of course we
17:40need to fight smart animals with smarter animals you mean the smartest animals
17:47thing cool buffalo we've discovered the cure for war oh no it's turning blue abandon hubble lab
17:56yeah we need to make our own advanceables now we just got to figure out where to fight a raccoon a
18:03snake and a water buffalo yeah and we found the outfits and accessories from the cartoon what are
18:13the odds really good because we're almost out of show super talky smart i don't want to be roasted
18:21but i bet it tastes great the laser ropes are an exceptional invention it's a shame you don't
18:26dance as well as you invent please my feet are killing me let's talk more tap it's over fleshy dope
18:33i know your friends will try to rescue you and then i'll make them side dishes to you the main course
18:39you really should marinate us overnight or we'll be hard to chew are you cooking you or am i why don't
18:46you're about to dance with someone your own size yeah brain size that is we are the advanced simmons i am
19:01smartaconda and no matter what you're thinking i've already thought of it interesting it seems we
19:07have a real chess match on our hands checkmate i win oh did smartaconda let you win to keep you
19:15busy while melvin helped us free captain underpants look i'm free that's right i reset the photon
19:22molecular tricks of the laser rope to re-chronify the arms he cut him with scissors that's the dummy
19:27version but yes because i'm done dancing unless you win and i'll dance some more look well i guess
19:38there's nothing left to do but fight animals attack oh no i'm paralyzed by precious not for long
19:47good call hey can you guys bark or squeak so i know where to punch no worth a shot
19:54and so it began an epic battle of will of strength of extreme cuteness
20:01the battle raged for years for generations for eons for at least four minutes until it was finally done
20:16who won we did wait i hear one more animal
20:20all right i've recalibrated the beast booster 2000 this will make the animals dumb again and restore
20:32the natural order wait no we gave them the gift of smart we can't just take it away of course we can
20:39being smart made them fight us no the way we treated them made them fight us george is right
20:45it's kind of our fault that's crazy talk we have to dumb them all down
21:06oh my he'll be fine and you animals can stay with us as long as you want nay we must forge our own path
21:13we will make our home in the wild a utopia for animal kind we will succeed where humanity has failed
21:20you guys should make a sandwich shop where the bread is another sandwich sandwich sandwiches
21:29come my animal brethren our lives await oh what about pizza with no cheese sauce or toppings that's
21:38just bread we did it so good no we didn't as soon as we turn captain underpants back into crap
21:46he'll separate us again boys you gave me the gift of smart and you let me keep it is there any way i
21:54can return the favor well there is one way i have an office marketing we're working through lunch
22:04order sandwich sandwiches why am i wet where are my pants what do you want we want to be in the same camp
22:13huh never either they're together or we're together forever
22:21or push the button
22:27welcome home
22:40just felt like doing that
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