- 6 weeks ago
Melvin makes a half sugar, half trampoline, half video game monster (which would actually be a third of each) to destroy camp so that their parents don't sign them up for next summer, and he can go to Outer Space Camp. Krupp promises to rebuild the camp with everything they ever wanted. It turns out: Mr. Krupp double crossed George and Harold!
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00:00This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
00:19George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top.
00:21Harold is the one on the right with the t-shirt and the bad haircut.
00:24Remember that now, because this is what happens when your camp
00:27hires a laser monster made by Melvin to be the laser coordinator.
00:31Our camp got laser-jacked.
00:33What camp? All I see is smoke.
00:35Why are we warming our hands over the smoky bed?
00:38It's hot and I'm down to my last gallon of sweat.
00:42This hard dryer deserved better.
00:44Sophie-1, write a hard eulogy.
00:46Other Sophie, dig a hard grave.
00:49Glorious, isn't it?
00:50What do you mean?
00:51Your laser lunatic turned this place into a moonscape.
00:54Also, why are you outside? Aren't you allergic to the sun?
00:57Yes, but the hives are worth it, because I'm celebrating.
01:00Celebrating what? Camp-a-side?
01:02No, a fresh start.
01:03Fresh start.
01:04As you know, tomorrow is the start of parents' weekend.
01:07Yeah, and when our parents see this blast crater,
01:09they're never gonna let us go to camp again.
01:10Or they'll let you go to a better camp of your choosing,
01:14because I set you free.
01:16Put on these rose-colored fantasy year 2000s
01:19and gaze upon your destiny.
01:21Our destiny is red?
01:23Just wait! I didn't turn them on yet.
01:24Mmm.
01:26So George and Hale made comic books.
01:28We're cool. Me too.
01:29Now they're summering at summer camp,
01:31and Mr. Crump is true.
01:32Blah, blah, blah.
01:33Once they used, they hit no ring,
01:34and first they made a dance.
01:35They accidentally cut on purpose,
01:37turned him into Captain Underpants.
01:39With a snap, he's a captain flying through the trees.
01:44And don't forget when he gets wet,
01:45you're sure to fill and squeeze.
01:46Blah, blah, blah.
01:47Put it all together, what could possibly go wrong?
01:50Now this is the end of the Captain Underpants song.
01:54But your fear didn't heal a bunch of love.
01:55Trilada camp!
01:56The shocking showdown of the Staggerings of Game Changer!
02:00Chapter 1, Reboot Camp.
02:02With the rose-colored fantasy year 2000s,
02:04George and Harold could see the future was bright.
02:06Almost.
02:07Still just a bunch of red.
02:08They're still updating.
02:09Should we do this later?
02:10Or...
02:11Whoa!
02:14As I was saying,
02:15you could go to your dream camp,
02:16like Candy Camp.
02:18Whoa, yeah!
02:19I can't get the candy!
02:21Because it's not real.
02:22Or...
02:23Video game camp.
02:26Yes!
02:27Again, not real.
02:29Or...
02:30Trampoline camp.
02:31Yeah!
02:32Where did I lose you when I said not real?
02:35Was it the not?
02:36As for me, with Krupp out,
02:37my mandate to Melvinize this camp is no more,
02:40so I'll be at Outer Space Camp.
02:42Outer Space Camp?
02:43I want to go there.
02:44Make that a rocket for two?
02:45No, you can't go.
02:46It's full.
02:47Hey, guys!
02:48Hands up!
02:49Whoa!
02:50Erika saved us from getting cratered.
02:52No worries.
02:52I got your back.
02:53That's the rhino that escaped the last episode.
02:55They didn't catch it yet?
02:56I caught it.
02:57But I let it go to save you three.
02:59Guess I care more about you than a reward.
03:01Oh, no.
03:02Whoa!
03:03She just invented crater logging.
03:05That's right, Kurt.
03:06No one carves craters like Erika Wang
03:08because she invented the sport.
03:10Literally.
03:10As I was saying an eternity ago,
03:13when our parents see the state of this camp,
03:15they'll feel guilty and send us to the camp of our dreams.
03:17I can't believe this, but...
03:19We're on Team Melvin.
03:21Yeah, well, misery acquaints a man with strange camp fellows.
03:29Shakespeare wrote that when he was at summer camp.
03:32Have a seat.
03:33And a marshmallow.
03:38Tastes like burnt rubber.
03:40Tastes like victory.
03:42And burnt rubber.
03:43We probably shouldn't eat these.
03:47I can't wait to see my parents.
03:48And not just because my underwear is on its last legs.
03:51Oh, these legs.
03:53My underwear bit the dust last week.
03:55But we have bigger fish to fry.
03:59I'm about to beat Big Boss Beard and win Brawl of Beards.
04:02Yes, this is for all the hair.
04:04I'm going to try the close-shape combo.
04:06Left, right, snip, down, wipe, a select.
04:11No!
04:13Big Boss Beard is invincible.
04:15Even power-ups don't help.
04:16Harold, you know you need the right combo to beat a Big Boss.
04:19Yeah.
04:20And hey, if we can't crack it,
04:21I'm sure they'll have the answers at video game camp.
04:23Plus their toilets won't be sticky like a candy camp.
04:26Help!
04:26I'm stuck!
04:27Or bouncy like a trampoline camp.
04:30Help!
04:30I'm bouncing!
04:32And the best part?
04:33No crap.
04:34Did someone say crap?
04:36Oh, sorry.
04:37Didn't mean to startle you.
04:38May I have a word, please?
04:39How about nostrils?
04:41What about trickle?
04:42Or harpoon?
04:43Or disclaimer.
04:44Heard that one in a toy commercial.
04:45Disclaimer.
04:46Racket does not have rockets.
04:47It is not a jacket.
04:47It does not allow flight.
04:48It may result in headaches, nausea, dizziness.
04:49Just take a walk with me.
04:51I know this summer fell short of your expectations.
04:55Fell short?
04:55It was a train wreck.
04:56And a dumpster fire.
04:58Yes, train tracks are no place for dumpsters.
05:01The point is, I feel bad.
05:04And I want to make it up to you.
05:05Really?
05:07No.
05:07But I need this job.
05:09And after I showed the funk...
05:10The Federation of United National Camps.
05:12A.K.A. The Funk.
05:14How determined I am to keep it.
05:16Ha-ha!
05:17Ha-ha!
05:17Ha-ha!
05:18Ha-ha!
05:19Ha-ha!
05:19They've given me a second chance.
05:21All the parents are here this weekend.
05:23If enough sign their kids up for next year, I'm in.
05:27So, how do I get you two on board?
05:30You can start by getting rid of the fire spouts.
05:33Done.
05:33And the rat fights.
05:37Gone!
05:37And we want all the camp stuff you never gave us.
05:40Like canoes and pillows and wave zoomers and running water.
05:44Running water?
05:45Okay, got it.
05:46Harold, look.
05:49Danger.
05:49Quicksand.
05:50As seen on TV, but real.
05:52Danger.
05:53But quake area close.
05:55So good.
05:55And it may save some butts.
05:57Yes.
05:57I'll get rid of this quicksand too.
06:00You think Krupp will do any of that stuff?
06:02Nope.
06:02He's Krupp.
06:03We'll wake up tomorrow and everything will be exactly the same.
06:06Yeah.
06:06Even the werewolf.
06:07Chapter two.
06:11You can't pleat me.
06:15Whoa.
06:16How could we have been so wrong?
06:18It's a full camp over.
06:19Look.
06:20Ponies.
06:21Spoons.
06:22Water slide.
06:24Oh, running water.
06:25Looks like I'm out of a job.
06:27Canoes.
06:29Toilet paper.
06:31Care for a krabab?
06:32It's Bigfoot's recipe.
06:34Bigfoot, Big Flavor.
06:35Order your copy now and receive a free crab.
06:37Mmm.
06:39Crabulous.
06:39A Bigfoot really knows his way around a crab.
06:41Camp rebuilt.
06:42Crater's gone.
06:43Toilets flushing.
06:44How'd you make all this happen so fast?
06:46Well, I made a few calls to the funk.
06:50And it turns out there's an emergency funk fund for camp disaster relief.
06:55So I tapped into it hard.
06:57Real hard.
06:58Even got myself a talking dune buggy.
07:01Vroom, vroom.
07:02Hey, what's the Wi-Fi password here?
07:04Huh?
07:05Oh, oh.
07:06Gotta check on the pig roast for the parents' weekend luau.
07:08It's gonna be ham-tastic.
07:10And it's the perfect time for you guys to tell your parents how much you want to come back here next summer.
07:17Okay?
07:19Aloha!
07:19Mm-hmm.
07:20Mm-hmm.
07:21Mm-hmm.
07:22Mm-hmm.
07:23Mm-hmm.
07:24Mm-hmm.
07:25Ow!
07:25Mm-hmm.
07:26Mm-hmm.
07:26Froom, froom.
07:27That guy's bush league.
07:28I should build a Baja.
07:30Froom, froom.
07:30Unreal.
07:31Krupp turned it all around.
07:32Even the dune buggy is cool.
07:34Hate to say it, but it's a home run.
07:36You're not falling for it, are you?
07:38Yep.
07:38Just like you fell for the massaging neck pillows.
07:41Multi-speed massage, cooling mitts, wireless speakers.
07:43I'm only human.
07:44Are you?
07:44Yes.
07:45And this is all still a ruse to fool our parents.
07:47Once they sign us up to come back next summer, that which Krupp hath giveth, Krupp will take us away.
07:52Was that English?
07:53Yeah, I'm saying Krupp is your enemy.
07:55And to prove it, here is a clip from his recent one-man show, Principal Enemy.
07:59My hate will burn forever, George and Harold.
08:04Like those birthday candles that you can't blow out.
08:08Oh, no.
08:09Because I'm your principal.
08:11No.
08:12Your enemy.
08:13I'm your principal enemy.
08:16Melvin's right.
08:23Krupp is our enemy.
08:24How could we forget?
08:25I don't know.
08:26He's not so bad.
08:27Hey, how do I turn on the cooling mist?
08:29Oh, right.
08:30Krupp's our enemy.
08:31Yes, just as he is mine.
08:33And the enemy of your enemy is your friend.
08:36I thought the enemy of your enemy was your cousin.
08:38No, it's what I said.
08:39And we have to team up and expose this camp as the toilet it is to our parents,
08:43or you can kiss Candy Camp goodbye.
08:45We're actually leaning toward video game camp.
08:47Or outer space camp.
08:48No, I told you it's full.
08:49Fine.
08:50So I guess we'll come up with a plan.
08:52And you'll execute it?
08:53Precisely.
08:54Chapter 3, Captain Underpants and the Staggering Shagame Changer,
08:58by George Bearden, Harold Hutchins.
08:59So this camp director named Krupp,
09:02which sounds like Krupp,
09:03was super lazy.
09:04Like putting a recliner chair thing in your shower, lazy?
09:07Instead of camp activities which take work,
09:09he gave the kids stuff they're not supposed to have.
09:11Like chocolate burgers and video games with laser pirates
09:14and bone-snapping trampolines.
09:16Like everywhere.
09:17Even the ceiling.
09:18What?
09:18Look up!
09:19But all the kids, full of sugar,
09:21bouncing on trampolines and playing video games,
09:23crashed into each other.
09:24Blah!
09:24And created Shagame Changer,
09:27a half-sugar, half-video game,
09:29half-trampoline monster.
09:30Started busting up the camp like he was scoring points for it.
09:33It was all carbon carnage and dark devastation.
09:35And marshmallow Mexico.
09:38Marshmallow.
09:39Luckily, Captain Underpants was patrolling the woods for lost keys
09:42because it was Thursday.
09:43And when he saw Shagame Changer, he was like,
09:45that monster's made of all my favorite stuff.
09:47Party time!
09:48And he aged Shagame Changer,
09:49busting on some water.
09:50He played Laser Headache on Shagame Changer's screen chest.
09:53Comic green!
09:54And bounced on Shagame Changer's trampoline face.
09:56Howie! Howie!
09:58Doiing!
09:58Until Shagame Changer exploded!
10:00Doiing!
10:01And when the parents found out,
10:02they were all like,
10:03where's the camp director we would like to know?
10:05But Krupp was taking a shower nap,
10:07so the parents sent their kids to comic book camp.
10:09Captain Underpants used the game tickets he won
10:11to buy a fish pen that never worked.
10:14Okay, the end.
10:16Shagame Changer.
10:17Juvenile, but it incorporates the forbidden fruits parents despise.
10:21Effective.
10:22By the way,
10:22how did you make this bunker look exactly like your treehouse?
10:24Home Trepo, they got everything.
10:26We know trees.
10:27We know houses.
10:28We know stuff.
10:29Home Trepo.
10:30We know treehouse stuff.
10:32Never shop there, never will.
10:33And I'll have Shagame Changer ready to attack
10:35when our parents arrive.
10:36Our parents won't get hurt, right?
10:38I'll see what I can do.
10:39Chapter 4, A Complete One-Hating.
10:41The kids were thrilled to see their parents,
10:43even though it was a reminder that all good things,
10:45even summer, must come to an end.
10:47Mom, Dad, I'm so happy to see you.
10:49I can't tell where the sweat ends and the tears begin.
10:53Like, why is the sun so hot?
10:55Sophie One, we need shade.
10:57Other Sophie, like, make shade.
11:00Ugh, I'm thirsty.
11:01Sophie One's parents want some lemonade.
11:03Other Sophie's parents, like, grow a lemon tree.
11:09Like, Sophie's?
11:10Like, Sophie's parents?
11:14Mom and Misty and Boot Camp and me.
11:17Ooh.
11:18We're a non-traditional family.
11:23We're together forever until you leave on Sunday.
11:28Sunday.
11:29I know it looks like a great camp, but it's not.
11:32And we definitely don't want to come back here next summer.
11:34Why not?
11:35My summer camp didn't even have beds.
11:37This place has parasailing, wave zoomers, beds, everything.
11:41Exactly!
11:42Who wouldn't love this place?
11:44I'm eating sushi made by the tuna tyrant.
11:47Believe me, I'm sure we'd spend your summer on a farm.
11:51Oh boy, here we go.
11:52What?
11:52I grew up on a farm and it made me appreciate everything that isn't a farm.
11:58Well, Melvin must be enjoying himself.
12:01I haven't seen him since we arrived, and I'm his only friend.
12:05Uh, he's working on a surprise.
12:07A big surprise.
12:08Is it a teleporter?
12:09I'd love one of those.
12:10And this scenery.
12:12I can't stop sketching.
12:13Look at this view.
12:14So good.
12:16Aloha, George, Harold, good news!
12:19Home Treepo will replace all our cabins with tree houses.
12:23You want to design them?
12:24Sky's the limit.
12:25Us?
12:26Design tree houses?
12:27On an unlimited budget?
12:29Guys, the roller coaster has to be above the water slide,
12:32or the traps will get wet.
12:34It's roller coaster water slide 101.
12:36Blueprints are your friend.
12:38What do you say?
12:39Think you might want to come back next summer and live in your dream tree house?
12:44No.
12:47No?
12:47No.
12:48No?
12:48No?
12:49No.
12:49We don't think we want to come back next summer.
12:51We know we want to come back next summer.
12:53Yay, yippee!
12:55Will you excuse me?
13:02Great.
13:03Let's get you signed up.
13:05We got to undo what we did.
13:06Yeah, before what we did gets done.
13:08Melvin, you were wrong.
13:11Crep isn't our enemy.
13:12He's our hero.
13:12He's a different man now.
13:13So no shit game changer.
13:15We don't want to wreck the camp.
13:16We love it.
13:17I see.
13:18Fortunately, you caught me just in time.
13:20Really?
13:20No, you slow drains.
13:22You're too late.
13:22The plan is in motion.
13:24If you won't stop it, we will.
13:25We all have a role to play.
13:27You're the bumbling comic relief,
13:28and I'm the villain you love to hate.
13:31What are you doing?
13:32Setting us free by trapping you
13:34with my If-The-Glue-Fix 2000.
13:37My shoes are stuck.
13:38Mine too.
13:39That's the idea.
13:40You can thank me later.
13:41Chapter 5, Parents' Bleak End.
13:43Right this way to the luau.
13:45If you like eating at long tables with strangers,
13:48you're gonna love it.
13:49Father.
13:49Father.
13:50Glory be.
13:51I never thought I'd see your sweet faces again.
13:53Melvin.
13:55What happened to you?
13:56Is the teleporter okay?
13:57Don't believe your eyes.
13:58Everything here is a ruse
13:59to make you sign us up for next summer.
14:01In truth, Mr. Krupp is a camp con man.
14:04He bought our silence with candy,
14:05video games,
14:06and treacherous trampolines.
14:07But his skullduggery backfired.
14:17What is that?
14:19Definitely not a teleporter.
14:20No.
14:20To cover his tracks,
14:21Krupp dumped the evidence of his betrayal
14:23in a nearby landfill.
14:25Unfortunately,
14:26the Hudson melted the candy
14:27onto the electronics and trampoline springs,
14:29turning the forbidden fruit
14:30into a monster.
14:32That does it.
14:32You're going to outer space camp next summer, Melvin.
14:35If I must, Mother.
14:37You know best.
14:38He's lying.
14:39Who are you gonna believe?
14:40Me or your own children?
14:46Whoa.
14:49That's what I thought.
14:50Aloha.
14:51Zoom, zoom, good call, bruh.
14:54Go, go, go!
14:56Escape my if the glue fits 2000, eh?
15:07Yeah, we realized all we had to do
15:09was take off our shoes.
15:10It took you long enough.
15:11Okay, call us a game changer.
15:12You got what you wanted.
15:13You're right.
15:14I'm going to outer space camp,
15:16so I win again.
15:17Ah, I'm actually bored of all this winning.
15:19Any time, Melvin.
15:22I'm trying.
15:23Buttons are stuck.
15:24Must be all that sugar.
15:26Yep, the Samota's sugar jacked.
15:28So what do we do now?
15:30We need Captain or Pants.
15:31Then we gotta catch Krug.
15:32Vroom, vroom.
15:34Time for a pony ride.
15:37Vroom, vroom.
15:37Vroom, vroom, vroom.
15:45It is 3 a.m.
15:46Will you please stop vrooming
15:48so I can sleep?
15:51Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.
15:53You know what?
15:54Let's split up when we get there.
15:55You know, just for safety.
15:56Sorry, guys.
15:57We gotta brush your Baja bubble.
15:59Tra-la, huh?
16:01Ooh.
16:02Tra-la!
16:03Boom!
16:04That half-naked dude got smoked, yo.
16:07Tra-la, little horse!
16:10Hey, can I have a pony party?
16:12Can I, can I?
16:13Sure.
16:13After you save the camp from Shigang Changer,
16:16a sugar video game trampoline monster.
16:18Ooh, that sounds like a fun monster.
16:20Vroom, you guys ever been to Baja?
16:22Sugar dissolves in water.
16:24We just need to make it to the lake.
16:25How do we quit this game?
16:38Oh, a game!
16:40I want to turn.
16:41Which button do I press to jump?
16:42Hmm, this one?
16:45This one?
16:47This one?
16:50But close enough.
16:53La-la-la!
16:55Chapter 6, the incredibly graphic violence chapter presented in Sugar-O-Rama.
16:59Heard of sand painting?
17:00Well, sugar painting is the same thing, only sweeter and stickier.
17:04Here, sugar artist Kane Sweetfinger depicts Captain Underpants and Shigang Changer not fighting,
17:10but riding on a tandem bike.
17:11Wait, are those ants?
17:12Now, instead of trading punches, they're sharing ice cream and, oh no, the ants are back.
17:19And here, Kane Sweetfinger has the combatants cooperate as they restore a 1962 Delia Sideburn,
17:25a classic car that, no!
17:27Ants everywhere!
17:29That sugar guy's gonna ruin my stopper,
17:32and these ants are gonna ruin my everything else.
17:35Ooh, ow, ooh.
17:35Like, where's our lemonade?
17:49Look, he's scoring points like in a video game.
17:51Because to him, this is a video game.
17:54He's a big boss, and there's always a combo that beats a big boss.
17:57Like chocolate syrup, eggplant, and shag carpet.
18:00Yes, or one that'll work.
18:02Run.
18:02I'll handle this.
18:03This one's stuck, too?
18:07You've gotta be kidding me!
18:10Mommy!
18:12My darling baby boy Melvin.
18:14You know what he could use?
18:15Don't you dare say teleporter.
18:17We need time to find the right combo for Captain Underpants.
18:20So we need a distraction.
18:21No worries.
18:22My family's got your back.
18:24Mom, Dad, let's conga.
18:28Come on, everybody!
18:29Join the conga line!
18:31Yeah!
18:31That'll keep him busy.
18:35Yeah, no one can look away from a conga line.
18:37All right, Cap.
18:38Try, bite, bounce, punch, up, down, A button.
18:41Feels like a winner!
18:43Bite, bite, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce!
18:46Wait, what's the next?
18:47Oh!
18:57Whoa!
18:57I got tons of energy!
18:59I'm gonna learn to play the banjo and start a pool cleaning business and build a pyramid!
19:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
19:05Two pyramids!
19:08He's wired from the sugar.
19:09It's like a sugar power-up.
19:11Maybe that's what we need to figure out the combo.
19:20I can see the combo.
19:22So can I. It's right there.
19:23It's bounce, kick, bite, left, bite, bite, left, bite, bounce, kick, bounce, kick.
19:27Bounce, bounce, spin, up, bite, select, start.
19:29Can you see it, Captain Underpants?
19:30See what?
19:32I see it! And my teeth are hot!
19:34Shagam on!
19:36Okay, bite, left, bite, bounce, bounce, spin, up, bounce, bounce, bounce!
19:40My heartbeat is like a drum solo.
19:59Good night, the try!
20:04The game over!
20:18It is yippee!
20:23And I'm crashing.
20:27Why am I in a lake? Why does my tummy hurt? Where are my pants?
20:31Chapter 7, forest for the squeeze.
20:33That monster attack was so vivid. I still can't believe it was staged.
20:37But it was, Mom, definitely staged. That's just how great this camp is.
20:40It's certainly expanding your horizons. A young artist needs that.
20:44Harold is in for next summer. So is George.
20:47Even though I still think he should work on a farm.
20:49Will you give the farmer rest and let the boy enjoy his summer? Heck, I might even join him.
20:54Hmm?
20:56But probably not.
20:57Uh, let's get a picture of you three.
21:00We did it, guys. We got the camp we wanted and Mr. Krupp keeps his job.
21:04Yeah, it's win-win.
21:06Actually, it's just win for me.
21:09Melvin was right. This is a hoax.
21:12All this great new stuff, the wave zoomers, the laser tag arena, the taco bar, gone the moment your parents leave.
21:18And the best part is, it's your fault. Cheese!
21:24What? You...
21:25Crog! We'll tell our parents!
21:27Keep smiling, boys!
21:29Sketches take a little bit longer than photos.
21:32So good.
21:33Go ahead. You just convinced them that the monster you invented was a camp activity. Now you're gonna tell them you were lying? Why would they believe you? Why would they believe you ever again?
21:43You won't get away with this!
21:44I already have. Now king me. That's checkers because I don't know how to play chess. It's too hard!
21:50This is rock bottom. That means we can only go up.
21:55You kids got us. You know, I mean, we really thought Melvin hated it here.
21:59He's gonna be thrilled when we tell him he's coming back here next summer instead of outer space camp.
22:05By the way, where is Melvin?
22:08I was wrong. So wrong.
22:13George and Harold have beaten me for the last time, for the last time!
22:16They say fight fire with fire.
22:18Well, I will create an inferno!
22:21An inferno that will bring me...
22:24Melvindication!
22:26In the next episode!
22:28Because this is part one of a two-parter!
22:30Why is everyone doing my job?
22:36Tastes like a pine cone!
22:38And burnt rubber.
22:39Probably shouldn't eat this.
22:46Why is he running for the last?
22:47Because this is what I am doing.
22:49Why is everyone doing my job?
22:50And that is what I am doing.
22:51Well, I am doing that, but I think it isn't as simple as you're going to be doing!
22:53Thanks for listening to our video!
22:55We are on the next episode!
22:56I am on the next episode!
22:57I am a Rachel Jones Academy, by the way we can try to make a game with more sounds.
22:58Woo woo!
22:59...and on the next episode!
23:00Worked down in the same episode!
23:01I am on the next episode!
23:03The next episode!
23:04I am trying to be able to see a bit of a game!
23:07That is my face!
23:08I am on the next episode!
23:09And I am on the next episode!
23:10It's always fun!
23:12You can do it!
23:14I am on the next episode!
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