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A fierce game of plot potato takes an unexpected turn when Melvin unleashes one of his most fiendish—and carb-loaded—creations yet.
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00:00This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
00:17George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top.
00:19Harold is the one on the right with the t-shirt and the bad haircut.
00:22Remember that now, because they're about to meet the dark side of teamwork.
00:25Listen up! The Lake Summer Camp Ropes Course is a team activity, so you only succeed if everyone succeeds.
00:33And until then, there will be no other camp activities.
00:37What about sleeping?
00:38Except sleeping.
00:39What about eating?
00:40And eating.
00:40What about going to the bathroom?
00:42We're showering!
00:43We're doing our harr.
00:44I'm talking about fun stuff! No fun stuff! Now get going!
00:49Come on, Melvin! Climb!
00:50I am climbing, you unpaved roads!
00:53Come on, Melvin! Cross!
00:55I am crossing, you weren't...
00:57Come on, Melvin! Sit!
01:00No! Never! Call the fire department and get me down from here!
01:04Oh, that was fast. Now get me down from here!
01:07All but one of you finished.
01:09That means none of you finished.
01:12So no fun stuff until you do.
01:14Except for me.
01:16So George and Hale made comic books.
01:32We're cool! Me too!
01:33Now they're summering at summer camp, and Mr. Crump is true!
01:36Blah, blah, blah!
01:37Once they used, they hit no ring, and first they made him dance!
01:39Then accidentally cut on purpose, turned him into Captain Underpants!
01:43Trulaloo!
01:44With a snap, he's a captain flying through the trees!
01:47And don't forget when he gets wet, you're sure to fill and squeeze!
01:50Blah, blah, blah!
01:51Put it all together, what could possibly go wrong?
01:53Now this is the end of the Captain Underpants song!
01:57The Confounding Concoction of the Crooked Cow Potato!
02:04Chapter 1, Fake 1 for the Team.
02:06The ropes course left Melvin's body ruined, like an unguarded taco bar.
02:10Oh, my body isn't made to move.
02:12What do you two floppy disks want?
02:14Ha! Absolute burn!
02:16You heard, Crump.
02:17No fun until we finish the ropes course as a team.
02:20So no activities.
02:21No outdoor activities.
02:22No indoor activities.
02:23No swimming.
02:24No boating.
02:25No archery.
02:26No jousting.
02:27No soliciting.
02:28No shirt.
02:29No shoes.
02:30I get it.
02:31Right, and since you're, pardon the expression, Melvin...
02:33You know you'll never be a team player, so we have a solution.
02:36What is this absurdity?
02:37It's a stunt, Melvin!
02:39I didn't agree to this, but okay.
02:41Gooch finishes the course as you.
02:42We all move on.
02:43Everybody wins.
02:44Preposterous!
02:45No one will believe he is me.
02:47Hey, Melvin.
02:48Second Melvin.
02:49You think you can replace me?
02:51Well, I'll replace you with clones.
02:53Clones!
02:54Who will celebrate me.
02:55They're ready, your Melvin-ness.
02:56Your scepter.
02:57Your Melvinity.
02:58Melvin!
02:59Melvin!
03:00We love you!
03:01Eh.
03:02Do it anyway?
03:03Operation Cut Melvin out of the loop is a go.
03:04Come on, Gooch!
03:05Gooch?
03:06Gooch?
03:07Oh, sorry.
03:08Thought I was Melvin.
03:09I'm just a pawn in this game.
03:11Ah!
03:12Ah!
03:13Ah!
03:14Ah!
03:15Ah!
03:16Huh!
03:16Huh!
03:17Ah!
03:18Ah!
03:19Ah!
03:20Ah!
03:21Ah!
03:22Ah!
03:23Ah!
03:24Ah!
03:25Ah!
03:26You're right!
03:28Yep, that was hot coffee.
03:31Ow, back for more?
03:33Too bad you'll blow it, and I'm having all the fun!
03:37Stupid rope!
03:39Wait, Melvin, why do you look different?
03:42New haircut?
03:43Also, I'm not Melvin, but you won't hear that because no one listens to me.
03:46Ha! Your barber butchered you, Melvin.
03:48But we can't all have beautiful, natural hair like mine.
03:53Ow, my beautiful, natural hair!
03:56Like he's right!
03:57Win is bad for her!
03:59Sophie Wan, get the umbrella!
04:02Lake Summer Camp Ropes Course.
04:04Together, we fail.
04:06Ruff is a hot fart casserole.
04:10Other Sophie, your eight, terrible umbrella.
04:13Am I still Melvin, or am I me now?
04:16I'm like a waterfall.
04:17Niagara!
04:19I don't know where the sweat stops and the rain starts.
04:22Man, it's pouring out there, so no ropes course.
04:25Which means no fun, no freedom, and no folk music.
04:29Flowers and birds and not paying taxes.
04:34No folk music.
04:35Sharing our shoes and sleeping on dirt.
04:39I needed one more thing that starts with that.
04:40And living in a van.
04:43On the bright side, no Melvin.
04:45So, no me?
04:46No, real Melvin.
04:47I don't know who I am anymore.
04:49I think I'm losing it.
04:50Me too.
04:51We gotta find something fun to do until it stops raining.
04:54Or we'll all go stir-crazy.
04:55Bingo.
04:56Huh?
04:57And other games besides bingo.
04:58While the kids were killing time, Krupp was killing hair.
05:01Hair smoke.
05:02I'm sure that's normal.
05:03Just need to crack a window.
05:05Rain must have made the wood swell.
05:08Oh, no!
05:11More swollen wood!
05:12I'm trapped!
05:14Okay, calm down, Krupp.
05:16Stop acting like your hair's on fire.
05:18There!
05:21The Dial-A-Clone 2000 is complete!
05:24Now I can replace the barbaric baboons in this camp with Melvin-friendly clones.
05:28I just need to extract DNA from each of them using my DNA-Wall 2000.
05:33Add a dash of Melvin and a pinch of Sneadly to each clone,
05:37and I'll finally get the respect I deserve!
05:40Ugh!
05:41Chapter 2, feeling plop-plop-plop.
05:44Meanwhile, the other kids were rolling snake eyes without dice.
05:47Guys, I found the dice!
05:49Oh, wait.
05:50These are just old croutons.
05:52How is it possible all of these games are broken or missing pieces?
05:55Where'd you get that?
05:57From my pit potato crop.
05:59You mean pit-tato?
06:00So good.
06:01Good?
06:02They're tater-rific.
06:03I even pit-steamed them.
06:04Dig in, man.
06:05Uh...
06:06I would eat a body potato?
06:08Never.
06:09Some things are too natural.
06:11Dilemma!
06:17I'm so bored.
06:27We gotta do something before the stir-crazy wins.
06:30We could learn a new language.
06:32Your tuba is an alligator?
06:34I got the monsoon is bankrupt.
06:36Man, dog is a hard language.
06:38I'm so bored.
06:41Sophie Wan, sulk with me.
06:44Other Sophie, stop the rain.
06:46Nice to meet you, Mr. Wall.
06:48What do you do for a living?
06:49You need to grow more skin.
06:51Skin?
06:52These markers are permanent.
06:54They're on the edge, man.
06:55We gotta break the cabin fever before it burns us all down.
06:58Hey, you guys want to help with our new game?
07:00What new game?
07:01I mean, new game.
07:03We have one.
07:04You've heard of hot potato, right?
07:06Hot potato!
07:08Well, we're gonna play plot potato.
07:10It's a lot of fun.
07:11Right, Harold?
07:12Yes, because we've done it before, and it was fun.
07:15Harold and I will start a story, then pass the potato to someone else to tell the next
07:19part when this hourglass is up.
07:21Uh, we'll play old school.
07:24Your turn is up when Belle finishes eating a potato.
07:26That's how they play with my old country.
07:28Stanley, one plot potato.
07:30Easy on the steam, please.
07:32One easy steamer coming up.
07:35Hey, Melvin, why are you sneaking around like you don't want anyone to know what you're
07:41doing?
07:42Well, if I wanted anyone to know what I was doing, I wouldn't be sneaking around.
07:45Should we ask Melvin to join us?
07:47Nah, he's not plot potato people.
07:49How's the potato coming, Stanley?
07:51Can't rush steam.
07:53Toothbrushes are a hotbed of DNA.
07:57Little did you know proper oral hygiene would be your downfall, Georgian heroin.
08:02Harold.
08:04Time to start the game.
08:05Potato up.
08:06Chapter three.
08:07Captain Underpants and the Crooked Combo-tato.
08:10Special plot potato edition.
08:12By George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
08:13Don't touch him.
08:14So, Captain Underpants went to a holiday party on the roof of like a giant skyscraper building.
08:20But when he arrived, the only one there was Dr. Conestube.
08:23A mad scientist.
08:24Who seemed kinda German.
08:25And love potatoes.
08:26And he was like,
08:27Welcome to the party, Captain Vanderpant.
08:30Because these are very German, yo.
08:32And Captain Underpants was all like,
08:33What party?
08:34Did I get the date wrong?
08:35And Tuber was all like,
08:36No, this is the day because these are also very German, yo.
08:39Then he pulled a lever.
08:40Because John Captain Underpants was buried in mashed potatoes.
08:44Captain Underpants was all,
08:45I can't move.
08:46Your sponge would think his mind, yo.
08:47And Tuber pulled another level of percussion.
08:49Unleashing his ultimate weapon.
08:50Combo-tato.
08:51Combo-tato.
08:52A potato monster with a head.
08:53So, Captain Underpants is enemies.
08:55Poking out of the skin.
08:56There was altitude.
08:57Forth a list.
08:58Salamangar.
08:59And a bunch more we don't have time to list.
09:01No time.
09:02And Captain Underpants was like,
09:03Now it's a party.
09:04And Combo-tato was all like,
09:05No.
09:06No, it's a funeral.
09:07Yours.
09:08And Captain Underpants was all like,
09:09R.I.P. Me.
09:10Rest in.
09:10Potato.
09:11Joke.
09:11Potato joke.
09:12Tuber was all,
09:12That's funny.
09:13No, die.
09:14He pulled another lever.
09:15Swag-clunk.
09:15Butt.
09:16Wrong lever.
09:16And it freed Captain Underpants because too many levers.
09:19So, Combo-tato-chackled Captain Underpants.
09:21And they both fell off the building.
09:23And done.
09:24Potato down.
09:26Your turn, dressy.
09:27You pick up the story from where we left off.
09:29You can do anything you want.
09:30Anything.
09:31Anything.
09:32Anything.
09:33Anything.
09:34Anything.
09:35Anything.
09:36Anything.
09:37Anything.
09:38Anything.
09:39Anything.
09:40Are we go-tato, Stanley?
09:41Almost done.
09:42This butt's for you, big fella.
09:44Just in case you forgot,
09:45Melvin was still collecting DNA.
09:47And yes, it was still creepy.
09:49Jessie's tea mug.
09:50It's crawling with her DNA.
09:51And ants.
09:52Gross.
09:53As Captain Underpants and the villain veggie hybrid monster Combo-tato fell,
09:58a golden griffin pulling a rainbow chariot made of fire swooped in and caught them.
10:03Paradise awaits.
10:05Welcome to the clouds of cooperation, where all live in harmony.
10:10To enter, you must pass the trial of togetherness.
10:13Ooh.
10:14Wait.
10:15Are we still fighting?
10:16Dude, she just said, all live in harmony.
10:20You must carry the egg across this cloud as if two were one.
10:25No problem.
10:26My belly is sticky.
10:27Ew.
10:32Oh, no.
10:33Crocobats, and they look hungry.
10:35Eagles carrying sharks?
10:37Honestly, I've seen weirder.
10:38You undersold that.
10:48Indeed.
10:49You failed like none before you, but you failed together, so you passed.
10:54Welcome time.
10:57Potato down.
11:00You really got your work cut out for you, Stanley.
11:03What?
11:04I can't follow that.
11:05It's too much pressure.
11:06I'm breaking out in chives.
11:08Those would go great on potatoes.
11:09Well, can I have some time to think?
11:11Sure.
11:12It takes Bo to eat a fingerling potato.
11:17Okay, Wally, Wallamina, I need to bounce some ideas off you.
11:20Chapter four, soap on a dope.
11:22Mr. Krupp was stuck in the bathroom, but when the tough gets stuck, the stuck gets soapy.
11:26Or something like that.
11:27I'm all soaped up, and I'm going to slip under that door like an eel.
11:31And then we'll be free, Harry.
11:33Free!
11:34Ah!
11:35Ah!
11:36Harry!
11:37Man down!
11:38Call someone!
11:39Who do you want me to call?
11:40Ah!
11:41Miss Anthrope!
11:42Have you been in here the whole time?
11:43Yes.
11:44Why didn't you say something?
11:46You were busy.
11:47Well, that's no excuse to...
11:49Wait, I'm stuck in here with you?
11:52Yes.
11:53Ah!
11:54Ah!
11:55Ah!
11:56Ah!
11:57Ah!
11:58Stanley's entire bunk is a DNA sample.
12:01Ah!
12:02So the cloud Captain Underpants and Combo-Tater were on, uh, disappeared.
12:07And they fell, like, like, the way stuff that falls all the way down to the Wild West.
12:14Yeah.
12:19Howdy, Captain Underpants the Kid.
12:21Word is, Combo-Tater the Kid is going to hold up the Pony Express mighty soon.
12:27Our posse needs your help.
12:29I'm George the Kid.
12:30Saddle up, partner.
12:34I'm Harold the Kid.
12:35Maybe you should put on some pants, too.
12:37Is this a Western now?
12:38Where's that bird horse lady?
12:39We moved on to stay in the story.
12:41Try to keep up.
12:42You're right.
12:43I'm overthinking it.
12:46Like all Western Village, I'ma ride that mayor train!
12:50Yeah!
13:00Faster!
13:01Combo-Tater the Kid is getting on the Pony Express!
13:04Ah!
13:05My horse is broken!
13:06So just fly!
13:07Oh, yeah!
13:08You'd think I'd remember I can do that, but I don't.
13:15There's only room for one lasso on this train!
13:18Ooh, nice lasso, El Paso.
13:21But can you tap like an ostrich in tap shoes?
13:28Oh!
13:29Pony Express!
13:30We get it!
13:31Get what?
13:32Why are ponies on a train?
13:33Time!
13:34Potato down!
13:35Pliche, but so good.
13:36You're up, Jessica.
13:37Oh.
13:38My.
13:39Par.
13:40How is Jessica not as bald as Mr. Krupp?
13:42So, like, the train pulled up to Poplar High and dropped Captain Underwar and the weirdo Potato
13:48Monstar off for school.
13:49I'm Jessica.
13:50We're the Poppy Stars, and you have one chance to join us.
13:54Drop the beat.
13:55Yeah.
13:56Pop you stars is the crew.
14:01Jessica and the Sophies, we're better than you.
14:05We shine like trophies.
14:07We rule this school.
14:09You better move it.
14:11You wanna join us?
14:13You gotta prove us.
14:15Wait, wait, wait, wait.
14:16Are we still fighting each other, or these hip-hop divas?
14:19Dude, they just called us out.
14:22I feel like we gotta drop a mad beat first.
14:27They call me Captain Underpants, cause that's what I wear.
14:30I don't know about the captain part, and I like cheese.
14:33We are a collective of Monster DNA, fused with a potato.
14:37We don't understand social customs.
14:39Please like us.
14:40What?
14:41Never.
14:42Ever.
14:43Time!
14:44Potato down.
14:45Those are some dope lyrics, yo.
14:48You're up.
14:49As Melvin or Gooch?
14:50Gooch.
14:51Okay.
14:52I need a minute to find him.
14:53There he is.
14:55Hello, stranger.
14:57We might need to reboot Gooch.
14:59It's just, the truth is, my mother never loved me.
15:02She just wanted me to milk the cows, and if we ever get out of here,
15:06I'll tell her how much that hurts.
15:08My mother is a dog walker and...
15:11I forgot about you.
15:12It's Harry's turn to share, not yours.
15:15Go ahead, Harry.
15:16Can Wigs talk?
15:17Shh.
15:18Harry?
15:19It's called laundry, Gooch.
15:23It separates us from the beasts.
15:26The Popu stars said no to Captain Underpants and Combo-Taito,
15:30but the gym decoration committee said yes, and that was their first mistake.
15:35Oh!
15:36Oh!
15:37Oh!
15:38Oh!
15:39That's the only one.
15:40What?
15:41Oh!
15:42Oh!
15:43Yeah!
15:44Oh!
15:45Oh!
15:46Oh!
15:50Oh!
15:51Oh!
15:52Oh!
15:53Oh!
15:54Oh!
15:55Oh!
15:56Oh!
15:57Oh!
15:58Oh!
15:59Oh!
16:00Taito down!
16:01Like slapstick, Gooch?
16:03Sorry, Eslay.
16:04I don't even like slapstick.
16:05Guess I have more layers than I thought.
16:07But no one's left, and we don't have an ending.
16:10Unsatisfying!
16:11Hey, guys.
16:12Wait, what about Bo?
16:14Uh-oh.
16:14I think Bo was a no, Taito.
16:16Well, we need an ending, or this place will snap like a waistband.
16:19Ah!
16:21Relax.
16:21I'm here to end your story.
16:23How do you know about the story?
16:24I know everything.
16:29Let's do this.
16:29The gym disaster was ruled criminal negligence,
16:32and District Attorney Erica Wang prosecuted the case.
16:35I just have one question for you two.
16:37Did you do it?
16:39Yes!
16:40No!
16:41I missed my case.
16:42The end.
16:43Is it?
16:44Uh, does anyone else feel like that ending was missing something?
16:49Fine.
16:51Settle for less.
16:53Oh, my gar.
16:55If I don't get closure on this story, my head will pop.
16:58Sophie won!
16:59Pull my head!
17:00Other Sophie, get a mop.
17:03Panic spinning!
17:04Paw potato gave me hope, but now all hope is lost, and the world is gray, and food tastes
17:09like sand.
17:09We have no choice.
17:10No.
17:11Not.
17:11Yes.
17:12Melvin.
17:13Plus, the rules of Paw potato clearly state that everyone has to go, or no one goes.
17:17We made this game up 20 minutes ago.
17:19There are no rules.
17:20There are now.
17:20Chapter 5, Pinch Quitter.
17:23And last but most, I'll extract Erica's DNA from the strand of her hair.
17:28I keep in my locket.
17:29Oh.
17:30Next to my heart.
17:32Creepy.
17:34Now I just need to dial the activation sequence on this archaic rotary telephone dial.
17:39Nine.
17:41Nine.
17:43Nine.
17:44Why did I use so many lines?
17:46All right, Melvin!
17:48What's that thing?
17:48It's a phone booth.
17:49I saw it on Ifypedia.
17:51It's like a phone that's only a phone.
17:53What's the point of that?
17:54What do you want, you used shoes?
17:56We're playing a game where we all take a turn telling a story, and we need you to end it.
17:59It's called Paw potato.
18:00Want to play?
18:01I think not, potato.
18:02Be gone!
18:03Look, we were wrong to replace you.
18:05You're a part of our team.
18:06There's no Melvin in team, but there should be.
18:09So if you don't finish the story, we don't finish the story.
18:12Hey, I guess we learned something from the ropes course.
18:14Teachable moment.
18:16Just because we don't, like, like you, doesn't mean we don't, like, need you.
18:21Plus, you're better at stories than ropes courses.
18:23This is a trick.
18:24You just want to mock me.
18:25So take your incomplete story and let it be unsatisfying.
18:28You fools.
18:33Do you know what you've done?
18:34Huh?
18:35That was literally all you.
18:36And the lightning, which is crazy, because we're indoors.
18:45What happened?
18:46Why do we sound like this?
18:48Why are we a potato?
18:49It's con potato, but with our heads.
18:51Maybe that's good, because we like us.
18:53Wrong.
18:53You made us a hideous hybrid.
18:55A match-up monstrosity.
18:56And now you non-potato's will pay.
18:59Let the A-Tay chocolates begin.
19:01Because lightning, potato, and a smidgen of Sneedley are a bad stew.
19:07Look at potato me's heart.
19:09Oh, it's jacked.
19:11We will, we will mash you.
19:14Melvin, why does con potato have our heads instead of monster's heads?
19:17Obviously, I was cloning better versions of all of you from your DNA until you ruined everything.
19:22Time to get Captain Underpants.
19:23And a potato peeler.
19:24Harry and I just voted you off the bath mat.
19:29Okay.
19:31Huh?
19:32The door was open the whole time.
19:34Harry, how could you miss that?
19:38Tra-la-loo!
19:39That's English talk for toilet, governor.
19:42There's a bad potato on the loose.
19:43Did you fry it?
19:44Because even bad potatoes make good fries.
19:46No, it's got our heads on it.
19:48A potato with a bunch of your heads on it?
19:50Whoa, this episode is off the rails.
19:54So, you guys just ride trains, huh?
19:59Hey, bro-tato.
20:00Pick on a potato your own size.
20:03Get it?
20:04Because I look like a potato.
20:05You say potato.
20:06We say over us.
20:07Chapter 6, the incredibly graphic violence chapter in Potato-rama.
20:12Because cooking is safer than fighting, unless you're cooking a live shark.
20:15And then, watch out.
20:17Welcome to Cap Cook's Potatoes.
20:19I don't know how to cook, but they gave me a show and a bunch of potatoes anyway.
20:22First up, mashed potatoes.
20:24Where's the hammer?
20:26Now, we'll make french fries.
20:27Step 1, learn French.
20:29Sacre-
20:30Blah!
20:30Now, twice-baked potato.
20:33Wait, how many is twice?
20:36That many?
20:38I'm ordering takeout from now on.
20:45I'm out of the bathroom.
20:47But where are my pans?
20:49And where's Harry?
20:50Harry?
20:51Harry?
20:52Harry!
20:54I'm sorry.
20:56I'm so sorry.
20:58One potato, two potato, three potato, perfect.
21:01And that's our cue to run.
21:03Ah!
21:04Ah!
21:06Melvin, can you undo whatever you did to make that potato monster?
21:09Why would I do that?
21:10Because your potato monster is about to tater our tots.
21:13Ah!
21:14Fair enough.
21:15With some adjustments, I can extract the DNA from that tuber terrorist with my DNA wall.
21:19But the extraction will take time, so we'll need a distraction.
21:22You mean, an extraction distraction?
21:24All good.
21:25Head to the ropes course.
21:26That'll slow Cap Potato down.
21:27And it will bring me to a halt.
21:29I can't negotiate that death trap.
21:31No, but we can.
21:32Together.
21:36When I said together, I didn't mean this.
21:39You made this bed.
21:40Now carry it.
21:41And for the record, I'm only cooperating to save myself.
21:44That's the team spirit.
21:47It's pretty fast for a potato.
21:50But's got speed.
21:52How about this ending?
21:53Turns out, Combo-Taito is just a figment of Captain Underpants's imagination.
21:57Oh, come on!
22:01That potato's coming in hot!
22:03You almost done extracting, Melvin?
22:04Yes, just a few more...
22:05Melvin!
22:08Keep extracting, Melvin!
22:09Look, our lives depend on it.
22:11Because they do!
22:11Let's go!
22:12Melvin!
22:13You did it!
22:14Yes, I know.
22:15No thanks to you.
22:16That's the team spirit.
22:17But we still have an ending to our story, and Beau's ready to go.
22:24Hey, guys, I found Krupp and brought him home safely, so now he'll let us fun it up.
22:30How's that for an ending?
22:31Ah!
22:32Aw, come on!
22:33Harry!
22:34Hey!
22:35Hey!
22:36Hey!
22:37Hey, where's myätzreboot?
22:38Wow!
22:38I got to ask a incluber for an kinds of things.
22:39Let's have aTalk tie-up!
22:40All away!
22:41urmum transform!
22:43There, I know.
22:44Give me a thumbs up!
22:46Scots.
22:47Here you have to considoupe nimmt a mission!
22:48Oh, come on!
22:50Harry!
22:51Hey!
22:52They said Sprint the
22:59time entries and did thing!
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