- 6 weeks ago
George and Harold get Mr. Krupp to drop them off in the woods, after they decided to copy a show called Stark Rangers (who leave kids in the woods with a glow-stick and a mouthful of water). When Mr. Meaner's stories keep boring the campers, the two boys make a comic about Borelock, a villain who can bore people into stone by telling his awful stories. Things go wrong when Melvin's VR hat lands on Mr. Meaner's head after passing through a bunch of nasty stuff.
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00:00This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
00:19George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top.
00:22Harold is the one on the right with the t-shirt and the bad haircut.
00:24Remember that now, because they are dangling 7,843 feet off the ground.
00:29Rock Robotics is way easier than I thought it would be.
00:32Yeah, it's like riding a bike, but on a rock.
00:34Help! I'm too sweaty for rock climbing. I'm slippery when wet.
00:38Don't worry, Stanley. We'll show you the ropes. Pun intended.
00:41Yes. Pun-believable.
00:43No! You're swinging in with too much confidence.
00:46We got this!
00:48I got him!
00:50No one else! Sweaty palms!
00:52Sophie won! Like, catch him!
00:54Other Sophie, why can't you catch?
00:59Right through my fingers!
01:02Gotta grab him like a marlin!
01:04Yay!
01:05Thanks. I thought I was a goner.
01:09So George and Harold made comic books.
01:11We're cool. Me too.
01:12Now they're summering at summer camp and Mr. Crump is true.
01:16Once they used, they hit no ring and first they made a dance.
01:19They accidentally cut on purpose, turned him into Captain Underpants.
01:23With a snap, he's a captain flying through the trees.
01:27And don't forget when he gets wet, you're sure to feel a sweet.
01:30Blah, blah, blah.
01:30Put it all together, what could possibly go wrong?
01:33Now this is the end of the Captain Underpants song.
01:37But your fearing hail a bunch of love.
01:38She's on a camp.
01:40The bad beat of the Blah, blah, blah.
01:41Captain One, curve fall.
01:43George and Harold are now 7,000 feet above the ground.
01:46Make that 6,000.
01:47Make that 5,000.
01:48You get it.
01:48I never got to drive a car!
01:50I never had a tuna melt!
01:51We had it for lunch yesterday!
01:53But wait, like 13 of them!
01:55Oh yeah, kind of fishy.
01:56Anyway...
01:57We're frozen again!
02:01Yep, the kids were playing virtual camp.
02:03At real camp.
02:04Yes, it is sad.
02:05Well, the Wi-Fi here is the worst.
02:07Because Scruff's got the cheapest plan.
02:10Can I take a break?
02:12My arm is y-y-y-y-y burning.
02:14That reminds me of a story.
02:15No!
02:16Keep cranking that manual Wi-Fi.
02:18I'm downloading Chef Pet all 17 seasons.
02:22And I'm only on episode 2.
02:24That reminds me of another story.
02:25Yeah!
02:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:27Nope, nope, nope, nope.
02:28Guys, like, the Wi-Fi's are bop.
02:30This tree feels so real.
02:33Real.
02:35This is just wrong.
02:36Like broccoli on pizza wrong.
02:38Ooh!
02:38We had no choice.
02:40Krupp made real camp so boring,
02:41we had to go fake for fun camp stuff.
02:43Like canoeing and fishing.
02:46And whatever Bo's doing.
02:47I'm riding a dinosaur!
02:49He's not even wearing goggles.
02:51But he is eating a tuna melt.
02:53Curious.
02:53Why are we settling for imitation nature
02:56when we're in nature?
02:57We gotta turn off the fake
02:58and crank the real to 11.
02:59I wanna rough it in the wild.
03:01Like Stark rangers.
03:03Stark rangers gonna leave you all alone.
03:06Stark rangers!
03:07With no shelter or a bone.
03:09Pay us to abandon you
03:10in the middle of the woods
03:11for 24 hours
03:12with nothing but a glow stick
03:13and a mouthful of water.
03:15Stark rangers!
03:16Stark rangers!
03:17Ah!
03:18Whoa, nice eagles, guys.
03:20Tune them out.
03:21Sky surfing?
03:23Panther wrestling?
03:24Defying physics?
03:25Stark rangers will turn
03:26the whole summer around.
03:27Too bad Krupp will say no
03:28because he says no to everything.
03:30No.
03:30No.
03:31No.
03:31And no.
03:32No.
03:32No.
03:32No.
03:33Oh, no.
03:34No.
03:34No.
03:35No.
03:35Not no.
03:36No.
03:36No.
03:36No.
03:37No.
03:37No.
03:38No.
03:38No.
03:39And no.
03:40No.
03:40No.
03:41Oh, no.
03:42No.
03:42No.
03:43No.
03:43No.
03:44No.
03:44No.
03:45No.
03:45Yeah, but this time
03:47we're asking him
03:48to abandon us
03:49in the woods.
03:49He'd have to be crazy
03:50to say no.
03:51Yeah, crazy.
03:53Those are Melvins.
03:54He's going to kill us.
03:55I got swept up
03:55in the moment.
03:56It's OK.
03:57It happens.
03:58Yeah.
03:58It happens.
03:59Huh?
04:00Hey.
04:01I didn't mean it
04:02to happen again.
04:03What's wrong with me?
04:04I'm a slave
04:05to my emotions.
04:07What is happening?
04:08And why are you
04:08destroying my fantasy
04:10years 2000s?
04:11This waltz feels so real.
04:15I'm worried Bo's losing it.
04:16I blame the tuna melts.
04:19Ha!
04:20And they say TV's
04:21out of ideas.
04:22You know that
04:22y-y-y-y-y reminds me
04:24of the time I saw
04:24a dog eat a bowl of food.
04:26No more boring stories!
04:28I'm trying to watch
04:29Chef Pets.
04:30What color was the
04:31y-y-y-y-y-y bowl?
04:32Was it y-y-y-y red
04:33or short?
04:34Y-y-y-y-true?
04:34I don't care!
04:36Me neither.
04:36I'm y-y-y-y-y colorblind.
04:38Did I mention a dog?
04:39Enough!
04:39You're here to crank,
04:41not bore me into a coffin.
04:43Now let me watch
04:44Chef Pets in peace.
04:46Maybe it wasn't a dog.
04:48Maybe it was a y-y-y-y-y-y-y
04:49my neighbor.
04:50Ah!
04:50Never mind.
04:51I'm gonna go
04:52Chef Pet myself
04:53some lunch.
04:56This Chef Pets recipe
04:58is just raw meat
04:59and drool.
05:01Okay.
05:02We want to rough it
05:12like Starkrangers!
05:13Now!
05:14That reminds me
05:14of a really long story
05:16about a cardboard box.
05:18And now the cardboard box story.
05:20How does it
05:20y-y-y-y-y-y start?
05:21It's already a...
05:22Wait!
05:22You want me to dump you
05:24in the woods with nothing?
05:25Except a glow stick
05:26and a mouthful of water
05:27for 24 hours!
05:30Guys!
05:30If George and Harold
05:31want something
05:32the answer is always
05:33no!
05:34It's policy!
05:35My hands are tied!
05:37Of course the answer is no.
05:38Then again
05:39it's a whole day
05:40without George and Harold.
05:42And if meaner chaperones
05:43goodbye boring stories.
05:45And if we're lucky
05:46they'll run into Bigfoot!
05:48I'm buying what you're selling
05:49Sneaky Krupp!
05:50And then we erase
05:51their identity
05:51and put them in a container ship
05:53headed for Buenos Aires!
05:55You always go too far
05:57Sneaky or Krupp!
05:58But keep swinging!
05:59Fine!
06:00Mr. Meaner will chaperone!
06:01Chaperone?
06:02I can't yet-yet-yet-yet-yet-yet-yet-
06:03eat dairy!
06:04What?
06:04You're gonna babysit them
06:05in the woods!
06:06Oh!
06:06Who will watch
06:07yet-yet-yet-yet-yet-me?
06:08Chapter 2
06:09Outward Downed
06:11No eating, drinking, or telemarketing on the bus.
06:25Red alert.
06:26Giant mooing butts.
06:28Do you think people will get it?
06:30Airtight argument.
06:32I've never been proud of you to call you my friend.
06:35Starcrickers!
06:37Late again!
06:38I knew they'd be on board.
06:39So you're gonna make life as hard as possible for them.
06:42You mean like math?
06:43No. Just keep them on their toes.
06:45Oh, ballet. That's brutal.
06:47No, ballet is beautiful.
06:49I want you to make them miserable.
06:51And if they run into Bigfoot, even better.
06:54Got it. And what's in it for y-y-y-y-me?
06:56I'll let you tell me one story.
06:58Ooh.
06:59And now the cardboard box story.
07:00Not now!
07:02So, you get the plan?
07:03What? Y-y-y-y-ya plan?
07:04Y-y-y-you know what?
07:06Just do what you're doing and don't change a thing.
07:09All right. You're in the wild with nothing because sometimes dreams come true.
07:13So, have fun.
07:15Oh, and watch out for Bigfoot.
07:16Wait. My glow stick doesn't glow.
07:18And it looks like a regular stick.
07:20Keep shaking it.
07:21What about the mouthful of water?
07:22Refreshing. Adios!
07:25Yes! We're officially roughing it!
07:29This is living!
07:32Okay, Melvin. I know you're dying to tell us.
07:35What's with the hat?
07:36Well, since you destroyed my fantasy or 2000s, I've invented the Cap-coon 2000.
07:42A fully immersive virtual reality experience.
07:45So, while you clearance racks are eating each other to survive, I'll be inside my hat playing
07:50a little VR game I created called Seminar.
07:53Mind your inner, Melvin, is the tunnel to success.
07:57And today, I will give you the Excavation Explosives!
08:01A game where you give a speech? What could be more boring?
08:04Me no telling a story?
08:05And now, the cardboard box story.
08:07Once, I had this y-y-y-y-y-y-y cardboard box.
08:10Let them be boring.
08:11That won't stop us from Stark rangers-ing!
08:13Stark rangers-ing!
08:15Unofficial Stark rangers-ing!
08:17Unfortunately, Stark rangers-ing wasn't as easy as it looked on TV.
08:21Think you can run to the top like they do on Stark rangers?
08:23Physically impossible.
08:24Hey, why not? I'm already sweat wet!
08:41Why is that waterfall so mean?
08:45They ain't impossible.
08:46Uncle the lights and Stark rangers-ing!
08:48We're gonna swing so hard.
08:52Guess we need a thicker branch.
08:55Ah, quit showing off, other Sophie!
08:58Knock off, Stark rangers-ing!
09:00We couldn't find a panther to wrestle.
09:01Best we could do is the squirrel.
09:03Aw, he's so cute.
09:04I'll go easy on him.
09:11See, send the Sith, Stark rangers-ing!
09:28Now that I dumped Neena and the kids in the woods,
09:30it's just gonna be me, Chef Pets, on a loop,
09:34and a big, fat, drool steak!
09:38These trees are all the same.
09:39Why aren't there roads in forest?
09:41Ahhhh!
09:43Ahhhh!
09:44Ahhhh!
09:45Ahhhh!
09:46Drool!
09:47Steak!
09:48Man, our Stark rangers-ing really went off the rails.
09:52Yeah.
09:53Our log cabin looked a lot different in my head.
09:55Oh, I was wrong.
09:57We need less logs.
09:58And these pine foams get terrible reception.
10:00Probably because they're pine cones.
10:02Zeb Badger does not like being milked.
10:05And other Sophie has termites.
10:09We need to, like, tent her.
10:11I hate to say it, but I think TV commercials might exaggerate.
10:14Like they went for that foot spray.
10:16TOTAL.
10:17It cures athlete's foot and makes you taller.
10:20You do look a little taller.
10:22Because that stuff made my feet swell.
10:24What?
10:25What?
10:26Today is so bad, it makes me and her story seem good.
10:28And now the cardboard box story.
10:30And you're never gonna guess what was in that cardboard box.
10:34A griffin in a chariot made of rainbow fire that flies you away from the story?
10:38Help!
10:39Close!
10:40Another yeah, yeah, yeah box!
10:44Even Melvin's having a better time than we are.
10:46And you'll tap into your rich hidden deposit of Melvinite!
10:51After 20 years of unpaid labor, in my actual copper mines nestled in exotic, unpredictable Mongolia.
10:56You gotta light a fire under this campfire!
11:00With a campfire comic!
11:02You brought paper and pencils?
11:03On me at all times!
11:04Chapter 3!
11:06Captain Underpants and the Blah Borlock!
11:09By George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
11:10So once there was a guy whose stories bored everyone.
11:13Kids, domestic cattle.
11:15Paint!
11:16Even his parents, Dennis and Celia, honks you.
11:18Honks you, Dennis, wake up, I heard a noise.
11:20But the guy was all, I deserve cheers, not snores.
11:23So he enrolled in Monkship Night School.
11:25Magic stuff!
11:26Magic!
11:27And respect because he had a coupon.
11:29And he got a certificate.
11:30And practical sorcery and became Borlock, the wizard of dullness.
11:35Class of Thursday.
11:36Snores, thunder, noise!
11:38Then when he told a story like, once I bought milk, people didn't just fall asleep and pretend
11:44to be on the phone.
11:45They got bored stiff!
11:46Like for real!
11:47They couldn't move because sorcery.
11:49And Borlock was all, now they have to listen to my stories.
11:52And so will the rest of the world.
11:54And Borlock set out to make the world his captive audience with stories about cleaning
11:58its carpet, returning duplicate birthday presents, and shopping for a place bath.
12:03What?
12:04Luckily, Captain Underpants was returning a can opener that I'm about out of turkey.
12:09And he saw Borlock was turning other customers into statues stiff with tales of lost luggage.
12:14Where'd it go?
12:15And Captain Underpants was all, I like luggage mysteries.
12:17But even he got Boralized.
12:19Everything but his tongue.
12:21And Captain Underpants was all,
12:24Got frozen faith.
12:25And he made his tongue a lasso.
12:26Grose.
12:27And tongue tied, Borlock scloosh!
12:29And Borlock balled and was all,
12:30I just want someone to listen to my sock story.
12:33So Captain Underpants did.
12:35Cause he can sleep with his eyes open.
12:36Okay, the end.
12:37The end chapter four more than a feeling the bus did it wait, where am I?
12:49Mother did you forget to shave again?
12:55Wait big foots not real you can't fool me George and Harold. I know this is a cheap costume
13:02Look at that mask have these fake fangs sharp as envelopes
13:08Wow
13:09They're really in there wait
13:12Genuine fur wet couch smell humongous feet
13:16You are real and you're charming me with 800 thread count sheets spa music and crabs Benedict
13:23So you can eat me when I least expect it
13:30No reason to waste this
13:32It worked yeah, but meaners boxes are gonna let the air out of our fun balloon
13:39And now the cardboard box story and inside was box
13:44Number eight unless we let the air out of him mr. Meaner we need firewood
13:49Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll go rustle up more and I'll tell you all about it when I get back
13:55No, the genius of the melvin mining system is I do the thinking and you do all the work and
14:02pause
14:03P emergency
14:05Nobody touch my hat all I heard was touch my hat
14:09Game of hat catch don't mind if I do
14:13Whoa, that's got some lift
14:15Maybe I'll come back like a Hatterang the hat didn't return
14:22But it did pass through a swarm of lost teatsy flies a field of otherworldly spores and a cloud of enchanted smoke from a tree elves oven
14:30Phone lady find a firewood store and then in an unexpected twist the altered Captoon 2000 collided with mr. Meaner went haywire and
14:38Turned him into floor lock
14:44It's story
14:46Time
14:49That hats not gonna a ring. Yeah, Melvin's gonna lose it
14:58On mr. Meaner, but why is he levitating? Why are you floating like you're on a magic carpet made of car exhaust?
15:04It's a great story. It all started at the beginning of tut tut tut time
15:11Whoa, he just bored gooch
15:14Finally, I have the power to make people listen to my stories
15:18Coworkers neighbors the mailman soon the world will be my captive audience
15:23Turn him into Borlock last night. I had a dream. I was a can of paint, but I didn't know which kind was I an outdoor
15:30G-g-g-g-g-g-gloss
15:32I can't move neither can my sweat or was I an indoor paint something like us us us us us
15:40I'll dole him other stuffy all you have to do is be you which is actually a sealant not pop up up a pain
15:48Selfless harrow is a hell
15:50Why dressy walk?
15:52There's a lesson here. Don't touch Melvin's things
15:54No, run!
15:56My Capcoon 2000!
15:58Or was I mat-e-e-enamel
16:00Oh no
16:02Which tends to be more durable
16:04Except in high heat and humidity
16:06Or was I an eggshell sh-sh-sh-shee
16:08Chapter five run Boris run
16:16We gotta get Captain Underpants before Borlock slaps the world
16:21And there's nothing but stories about flossing and haircuts
16:26We gotta get away from Bigfoot
16:28This Crash Benedict is slowing me down but I can't stop eating it
16:33He's right behind us
16:34He's right behind me
16:35Hey!
16:36Orla!
16:37Bigfoot!
16:38Bigfoot!
16:40Mr. Crump!
16:41What are you doing?
16:42Here
16:43No time
16:44For questions running
16:46From Bigfoot
16:48And eating
16:49Crash Benedict
16:50Bigfoot?
16:51Focus Harold
16:52We've got enough on our plate
16:53Not me
16:54I'm in the
16:55Clean Play Club
16:59Try the leftovers
17:02Cause there's food spilled on me and it's delicious
17:04It's delicious
17:05Captain Underpants
17:06There's a crazy wizard who wants to bore us stiff with his stories
17:09That reminds me of a story
17:11Chapter six the incredibly graphic violence chapter in story-orama
17:22Because a story is only interesting if it has pictures
17:25Borlock the wizard unleashed a lame tale
17:28Its stories were bagels his would be stale
17:31The captain swung hard with a fistful of bagel
17:33But Borlock's yarn yawn was too dull to finagle
17:37The feeble fable did our hero no harm
17:39Except the brave captain could not move his arm
17:42Oh no!
17:43My arm's on strike!
17:44But why can the rest of you move?
17:45Because it takes a lot to completely bore Captain Underpants
17:49Bubbles!
17:50This is getting good!
17:51And to have him as a house guest
17:52Okay if I use the dog as a towel!
17:53You gotta be Borlock before the rest of your body gets bored
17:54Yeah!
17:55Cause I can't do anything without my body!
17:56That reminds me of the time I waited in a waiting rut rut rut rut room
17:59Oh no!
18:00There goes my other arm!
18:01It's like spaghetti before you cook it!
18:02Oh well!
18:03Waistband windmill!
18:04The waiting room had cha cha cha cha cha cha cha
18:05Ah!
18:06Buttlock!
18:07He put my hiding on hold!
18:08My booty's off duty!
18:09My tush has been shushed!
18:10They also had a welcome mat to clean your f-f-f-f-f-feet
18:13Oh no!
18:14Oh no!
18:15Oh no!
18:16Oh no!
18:17Oh no!
18:18Oh no!
18:19Oh no!
18:20Oh no!
18:21Oh no!
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18:23Oh no!
18:24Oh no!
18:25Oh no!
18:26Oh no!
18:27Oh no!
18:28Oh no!
18:29Oh no!
18:30Oh no!
18:31Oh no!
18:32Oh no!
18:33There go my gams!
18:35Oh!
18:36I got another!
18:37My twerks out of work!
18:39And ceiling t-t-tiles!
18:41And now my elegant snack!
18:43And a drinking f-f-f-f-fountain!
18:47And the pump goes on!
18:52Leave him alone!
18:53He's had enough!
18:54Yeah!
18:55Don't bore him!
18:56Bore us!
18:57Tell us about your family vacation!
18:58Or your stamp collection!
18:59Or coin collection!
19:00Or any collection!
19:01I saved my best story for last!
19:03It was garbage!
19:04Da-da-da-day!
19:06No!
19:07Which is Tuesday and I was picking out big trash!
19:11Whoa!
19:12It's Bigfoot!
19:13He's saving us!
19:14An unexpected plot twist!
19:15Whoa!
19:16He has pine cones in his ears to block out Warlock's stories!
19:19Whoa!
19:20That's smart!
19:21Guys!
19:22Guys!
19:23Guys!
19:24Guys!
19:25Guys!
19:26I can move my spleen again!
19:27Ho-ho!
19:28Hey!
19:29He's got some zing in his swing!
19:30And so do we!
19:31Excitement must be the antidote to boredom!
19:32Makes sense!
19:33If you're bored and you see something exciting, you won't be bored anymore!
19:36And that's a fat snack!
19:37But he's not all the way back!
19:39So we should hit him with the most exciting thing there is!
19:42You brought our comics?
19:43On me at all times!
19:44Hey, Cap!
19:45Check out this comic about the abominable altitude!
19:47Whoa!
19:48That's awesome!
19:49Or the one with the beastly Barthalus!
19:51Or Slimy Salamangler!
19:53Tra-la-limber!
19:54Ho-ho!
19:55Thanks!
19:56That put the funk back in my trunk!
20:04Ha!
20:06Yes!
20:07They're winning!
20:15Yeah, but they haven't seen my vacation photos at the Grand Canyon!
20:21six thousand three hundred and twenty-seven blurry photos of the same
20:25thing from slightly different angles I know just the guy for lock said you're
20:36a wimp so did it work
20:51chapter seven to make a long story short it worked captain underpants Bigfoot and
21:08the squirrel lit up Borlock deactivated the Capcom 2000 and ended the threat that
21:14fight was amazing yeah who knew Bigfoot was a good guy you know what Harold real
21:18Stark ranger's thing was actually more awesome than it was on TV you can't
21:22trust commercials so to become a Melbourne minor you just have to sign
21:31away all your rights as a citizen of the world who's with me
21:37no you animals stay back I love nature yeah so beautiful
21:45meaner went from super boring back to regular boy and then I opened the 12th
21:50box seriously and inside was a tiny star he had been imprisoned there and his kind
21:58was under attack so he teleported us to get get get deep space I bravely led his
22:04army against it yet yet yet yet invading black hole horde to victory to thank me
22:09the star guys taught me how to turn into a star oh and I'm immortal now yeah I
22:20guess the beginning of that story is kind of yet yet yet yet yet boring as for
22:24captain underpants he was busy wearing out his welcome as Bigfoot's house guest
22:28okay if I use you as a towel
22:31oh
22:34why am I wet where are my pants
22:37ah big foot
22:39ah
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