- 7 weeks ago
Mr. Krupp doesn’t want his photo shoot with the Federation of United National Camps (The F.U.N.C.) to be ruined, so he sends the noisy kids climbing up a snowy mountain to get them out of his hair (and motivating them with a Mystery Box most of the kids think has junk inside, but Melvin thinks it has Doopity the Dancing Dolphin and Jessica thinks it has another Sophie). When they encounter a long-lost explorer that inexplicably turns into an rumored abominable snowman called Altitooth, Captain Underpants comes to town!
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00:00This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
00:17George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top.
00:20Harold is the one on the right with the t-shirt and the bad haircut.
00:23Remember that now, because they're finally in the same summer camp.
00:26Ready for the best summer ever?
00:27I was born ready!
00:28And three weeks late.
00:29So George and Harold made comic books.
00:31We're cool!
00:32Me too!
00:32Now they're summering at summer camp and Mr. Crump is too!
00:35Once they used, they hit no ring and first they made him dance.
00:38They accidentally cut on purpose, turned him into Captain Underpants!
00:42With a snap, he's a captain flying through the trees.
00:46And don't forget when he gets wet, you're sure to feel a squeeze!
00:49Put it all together, what could possibly go wrong?
00:52Now this is the end of the Captain Underpants song!
00:56The abysmal altercation of the abominable altitude!
01:01Chapter 1, Jerk in the Box
01:03Ow!
01:04What kind of madman sells the camp's volleyballs and replaces them with a hornet's nest?
01:13The kind of madman that uses a satellite dish to work on his tan.
01:16He looks like a raw turkey.
01:18Come on!
01:19It's payback time!
01:20Yeah, let's roast that bird!
01:21Should we make stuffing?
01:22Already done!
01:23Wow!
01:24He's on fire!
01:25Must have been the butter!
01:26Ham!
01:27What is that, stuffing?
01:28When did I eat stuffing?
01:29Anyway, listen up!
01:30The Federation of United National Camps, aka the FUNC, aka the Funk, is coming to take
01:35my picture!
01:36I am the cover boy for their July newsletter!
01:39So that's why he was working on his man tan when we buttered him up!
01:40Yeah, to get down with the funk!
01:41So, as a treat for you, and not to benefit me, you're gonna climb a mountain!
01:42So, you're sending us up a mountain so we won't mess up your photoshooters!
01:43You're sending us up a mountain so we won't mess up your photoshooters!
01:44Yes!
01:45No!
01:46Ow!
01:47Get out of my mind!
01:48As I was saying, camp is coming to take my picture!
01:53I am the cover boy for their July newsletter!
01:56So, that's why he was working on his man tan when we buttered him up!
02:00Yeah, to get down with the funk!
02:01So, as a treat for you, and not to benefit me, you're gonna climb a mountain!
02:06So, you're sending us up a mountain so we won't mess up your photoshoot?
02:09Yes!
02:10No!
02:11Ow!
02:12Get out of my mind!
02:13That's what I was saying!
02:14Camp Lake Summer Camp and Lake Summer Camp Camp will race to the top of Plymouth Peak!
02:19Climbing is for apes!
02:20I told you camp was a waste of time, Mother!
02:22No more oatmeal!
02:23I'm full!
02:24We can't climb Plymouth Peak!
02:25No one can!
02:26Phony facts!
02:27Vert Ladderfeller climbed it!
02:29Vert Ladderfeller III of the Ladderfeller climbing dynasty did climb Plymouth Peak and planted
02:34his flag 20 years ago.
02:36He was never heard from again.
02:37Yeah, but he disappeared!
02:39Because a monster lives there!
02:40Altitude!
02:41He's a killing machine!
02:43Machine!
02:44That may be true.
02:45According to camp legend, a yeti-like monster with inexplicably long teeth haunts Plummet Peak,
02:51howling as he preys on clueless climbers.
02:54You hear that howling?
02:56Who do you think is doing that?
02:57Harold!
02:58Oh!
02:59Cause that's how Altitude howls.
03:01Altitude's just a campfire story.
03:04Even if he is real, you'll be fine.
03:07So, whichever camp brings back Vert's flag wins!
03:11Wins what?
03:13You win, uh, uh, a mystery box!
03:23What's in it is a mystery.
03:25Yeah, yeah.
03:26Is it a pair of socks?
03:28Or is it your greatest desire made real?
03:31It's probably socks.
03:32Well, the only way to find out is to win it.
03:34Because this box will never leave my sight.
03:36Oh!
03:37Oh!
03:38I bet there's another Sophie in that box.
03:42A better Sophie.
03:43Better than you, other Sophie.
03:47I'm not buying this box thing.
03:48Krupp's never given us anything.
03:50Not true.
03:51Remember that time you gave the school free candy?
03:53I've rigged the vending machine so when kids put money in it, no candy will come out.
03:59Ow!
04:00Free candy!
04:01Ow!
04:02I'm just saying, maybe Krupp's telling the truth about the box.
04:04The candy was a fluke.
04:05Like a solar eclipse.
04:06It'll never happen again.
04:08That's a fluke, too.
04:10You may recall that Stanley Pete's sweaty armpits are like fertile farmland.
04:14Sweet potato muffin?
04:15The sweet potatoes are fresh from my armpits.
04:18No, you moist mung bean.
04:19George and Harold said there's nothing in the box.
04:21But that's what they want me to think.
04:23Because there's definitely something in the box and they don't want me to have it.
04:26Well, I'm no fool.
04:28I know that inside that box is my greatest desire made real.
04:31Doopity the dancing dolphin.
04:33It's Doopity the dancing dolphin.
04:36He's a marine abomination.
04:40And I lost him.
04:42Doopity!
04:45You okay?
04:46I will be.
04:47Because I'm going to get that flag.
04:49This invention will make climbing Plummet Peak as easy as...
04:52Hi.
04:53It's sweet potato.
04:54Bumper crap in my pits this year.
04:57That's a no.
04:59What are you...
05:01Chapter two.
05:03Easy come, easy goat.
05:05Quiet!
05:06Uh, no one's talking.
05:08Oh, well, this is Plummet Peak, so go get the flag.
05:11Any questions?
05:12Guess we're on our own.
05:14Plummet Peak.
05:15No mountain guards on duty.
05:17Climb at your own risk.
05:19Poopy Peak.
05:20Smell at your own risk.
05:22So good.
05:24Heal, you two skin tags.
05:25You're coming with me.
05:26Why?
05:27Because you're my blood type.
05:28But I probably won't need it because we're going to work smarter, not harder.
05:31Behold!
05:32The goats get her 2,000!
05:34But that's cheating.
05:35Cheating!
05:36Read me the rule that says no robot goats.
05:39You can't, because there isn't one.
05:41Now let's goats get them!
05:43Sorry, mother.
05:44No room for you.
05:46Higher, climbing to the top.
05:50Higher, they ain't never gonna stop.
05:54Higher, it's a big cliché.
05:58Higher, let's hope they'll be okay.
06:01Sophie won!
06:02I need you!
06:03Other Sophie, I need you!
06:05I need you!
06:06To karma!
06:09Those eagles snatching the Sophie's really threw Jessica for a loop.
06:12Yeah, let's take five so she can pull it together.
06:15What about the flag?
06:16We gotta get it to prove Krupp's lying.
06:17And Melvin might beat us.
06:19Not a chance.
06:20Melvin cramps up brushing his teeth.
06:22Cramp!
06:23Cramp!
06:24True.
06:25They're probably stuck in a crevice waiting for an airlift.
06:27Do we have time for this?
06:28Tie-eye-eye-eye!
06:30Of course!
06:31The goat getter can climb circles around the other camp,
06:33which leaves us ample time for lunch.
06:36Duck a la lunch?
06:37I love duck!
06:39What?
06:40Mop your brow, you clammy klutz!
06:44You're shorting out the robot!
06:46The goat getter is sweat resistant, not sweat proof!
06:48It's duck!
06:50Ugh!
06:51My skin is on fire!
06:53And this cold medicine isn't making it cold!
06:55It's making it sticky!
06:57Oh no!
06:58Ants!
06:59Ants!
07:00Chapter 3.
07:01Misty Caving.
07:02I'm glad Jessica's working through a grief over the Sophie's being eagle-napped.
07:05Finally.
07:06Temporary Sophie, you'll be on call 24-7 to do what I want.
07:10No!
07:11The first rule of Sophie's is never speak.
07:13Never, ever, ever!
07:15Oh.
07:16And like, deal with that monster.
07:19Altitude!
07:23Temporary Sophie, that's your kill!
07:32On the plus side, at least Altitude lives up to the hype.
07:38Help!
07:39Help!
07:40Did Altitude say help?
07:42I think he said kelp.
07:43Why would he say kelp?
07:44Uh, good point.
07:45Let's help him.
07:46Is...
07:47Is this a trick so you can kill us?
07:49No!
07:50Good enough for me.
07:51Held!
07:52You can't trust him!
07:53He's a monster!
07:54I'm not a monster!
07:55I'm Vert Ladderfeller, the turd!
07:57The turd?
07:58No!
07:59The turd!
08:00The turd?
08:01The turd!
08:02The turd.
08:03No!
08:04Whoa!
08:05It's that climbing guy!
08:06You really saved my bacon!
08:08How can I thank you?
08:09We're actually here to get the flag you planted at the peak.
08:12We needed to win a camp contest.
08:14Can you help us climb up there?
08:15Can I?
08:16I'm a Ladderfeller of the Ladderfeller climbing dynasty!
08:21Yeah?
08:23Um, Vert, if you're a born climber, why are we in an elevator?
08:26All right, all right!
08:27Since you won't stop badgering me, I'll tell you!
08:30He only asked you one question!
08:31You dragged it out of me!
08:33The truth is, I hate climbing!
08:35My father Carabiner and my mother Bivouac climbed the highest mountains!
08:40They expected the same of me, but I'm more of a hills and mountains guy!
08:44They never accepted me!
08:46Neither did the townsfolk!
08:47I was a living stick!
08:49So, to show them all, I climbed Plummet Peak!
08:52It was awful!
08:53But when I reached the top, I was free!
08:57Free from the laughter, the mockery, and the suffocating scorn of Carabiner and Bivouac Ladderfeller!
09:03Best of all, I was in the one place my parents would never look for me, the guy who doesn't like the climbing climb!
09:10A mountain!
09:11Cause who needs them?
09:13Or other people?
09:14Or movie theaters?
09:15Or...
09:16Or...
09:17Not me!
09:18That's who!
09:19Nope!
09:20So that's why you're pretending to be Altitude?
09:21To scare people away?
09:22Yes!
09:23And mountain goats, they're the worst!
09:26Why didn't you scare us away?
09:27Cause...
09:28You helped me!
09:29Can't remember the last time somebody did that!
09:32This is us!
09:33Welcome to Plummet Peak!
09:36The highest point in all of...
09:39Missed again, Malachi!
09:41So, where's your flag?
09:43In a sec!
09:44I don't get a lot of visitors up here, so let me show you around the peak pad first.
09:48Uh...
09:49Is it at least nice on the inside?
09:51No, but I love it so much!
09:54Yeah.
09:55Wow!
09:56So you live here?
09:57That's right!
09:58Going on twenty years!
09:59Twenty!
10:00Long!
10:01Years!
10:04You okay?
10:05Of course!
10:06I have everything here!
10:07Snow!
10:08Ice!
10:09Tin air!
10:10Snow!
10:11Ice!
10:12Do you have a bathroom?
10:13The mountain is my bathroom!
10:15Curious!
10:17I miss Sophie one!
10:19And I remember other Sophie!
10:23Don't you get lonely up here?
10:25How could they be lonely when I'm surrounded by dear, dear friends?
10:28There's rock!
10:29The stick twins!
10:30Plastic bag!
10:31And...
10:32Yo!
10:33Who am I kidding?
10:34You dragged it out of me!
10:35Dragged what out of you?
10:36I'm miserable!
10:37I'm stuck!
10:38Alone!
10:39On a mountain!
10:40My best friend is a plastic bag!
10:42I'm sorry, stick twins!
10:43That's an altitude towel!
10:44But it's actually Vert!
10:45Crying like a baby!
10:46You thinking what I'm thinking?
10:47We gotta watch our step here on Bathroom Mountain?
10:48Yes!
10:49And we gotta help this guy!
10:50The flag can wait!
10:51Hey, Vert!
10:52You wanna come down the mountain with us?
10:53You can work things out with your family!
10:54Never!
10:55I refuse to go back to be mocked again by the low livers, the flatties, the dirty downers!
10:58People who live on the ground!
10:59Oh, got it!
11:00Time to get serious!
11:01Yup, comic serious!
11:02Chapter four!
11:03Captain Underpants and the Abominable Altitude!
11:05By George Bearden and Harold Hudgens!
11:07Sooo...
11:08One time there was a snow monster with giant teeth named Altitude!
11:13Cause teeth!
11:14And he lived on top of a mountain!
11:15You can't go down the mountain with us!
11:16You can work things out with your family!
11:17Never!
11:18I refuse to go back to be mocked again by the low livers,
11:19The flatties, the dirty downers!
11:21People who live on the ground!
11:22Oh!
11:23Got it!
11:24Time to get serious!
11:25Yup, comic serious!
11:26It's cause teeth!
11:27And he lived on top of a mountain by himself!
11:29And howled a lot like a coyote who lost his job!
11:32Whoa, whoa, whack!
11:33Or whatever howls sound like!
11:34And the townspeople, whoa!
11:36Freaked out cause whoa!
11:37Who wants to hear that noise, am I right?
11:39Yup!
11:40So the mayor, who was also the garbage man cause no one wanted that job!
11:42Called Captain Underpants to stop Altitude before it was too late!
11:45And Captain Underpants was all, sure, that's in my wheelhouse!
11:48What's a wheelhouse?
11:49And I need to practice yodeling for yodeling class!
11:51Captain Underpants flew up to the mountain and was all,
11:53Yo, dog!
11:54Ho, la, po!
11:55Cause he was getting a D plus in yodels!
11:58Then Altitude lashed out like a coyote who can't find a job!
12:01Captain Underpants tried to stop him with a lunge on lunge!
12:04And a thermal thwack!
12:06But Altitude was all ice!
12:07Which is like cold rock!
12:08And he cold cocked Captain Underpants literally!
12:11Cause ice!
12:12And Captain Underpants tried an attack yodel!
12:14We no so no wa so ho!
12:16And nothing happened cause that's nonsense!
12:18But Altitude started crying and was all like,
12:20That sounds like the yodel by my mom used to sing!
12:23Then Captain Underpants knew the real battle!
12:25It was the one raging between Altitude and his parents!
12:28So Captain Underpants used all the tools he learned at that healing with feeling workshop!
12:32Soul staring and yell talking!
12:34And also crying!
12:35And it made Altitude and his mom and dad make up and take out a small business loan to open a fondue restaurant!
12:41With melted cheese!
12:42They even hired a coyote a chef!
12:44But that was a huge mistake!
12:46Okay, the end!
12:47Soul!
12:48I'll make up with my parents!
12:49Before you say no, hear us out!
12:51I didn't say no!
12:52I said yes!
12:53Come on, Vert!
12:54Just listen!
12:55Come on!
12:56Come on, Vert!
12:57Say yes!
12:58Give us a chance!
12:59Come on, Vert!
13:00Hear us out!
13:01Wait, you're in?
13:02Yes!
13:03I hate this mountain!
13:04And it smells like a toilet!
13:05Can we let go?
13:06Before this cabin falls apart!
13:07Yes!
13:08I just need to say my goodbyes!
13:09Brock, you were a good friend to me!
13:11Ah, the stick twins!
13:13We certainly had some times, eh?
13:15Plastic bag!
13:17Ah, I...
13:20Chapter 5.
13:21Goat ahead.
13:22Make my day.
13:23Hey, it's Vert's flag!
13:24Think now's a good time to ask for it?
13:26Well, we did help him.
13:27By solving his 20-year existential crisis.
13:30Hey, Vert!
13:31Can we borrow your flag?
13:32How did you beat us?
13:33And who is that mountain vagrant?
13:34He's not a vagrant!
13:35He's Vert Ladderfeller III!
13:36Of the Ladderfeller Clemming dynasty!
13:38And that flag is ours!
13:40Well, not for long!
13:41Goat-getter!
13:42Goat, get that flag!
13:43Low livers!
13:44On a mountain goat!
13:45The two things I hate most have joined forces!
13:48Conflict makes me sweat.
13:49Don't fight!
13:50Have some Pip-Pie!
13:52No!
13:53What?
13:54No!
13:55What have you done, you trippy dreck?
13:56What have you done?
13:57No!
14:02That was close!
14:04That looks bad!
14:06I am a monster!
14:07Half man!
14:08Half god!
14:09Half pie!
14:10Half ice!
14:11I am Altidoth!
14:12I am Altidoth!
14:13Altidoth!
14:15Altidoth!
14:16Altidoth!
14:17Altidoth!
14:18Altidoth!
14:19Half man, half gourd, half pie, half ice!
14:22I am Alta-tooth!
14:25I am Alta-tooth!
14:27Alta-tooth!
14:30Alta-tooth.
14:31Alta-tooth.
14:33He's Alta-tooth, but for real now!
14:35How is this possible? Let's ask the science sock.
14:38Now I do.
14:39Despite the indisputable evidence, Alta-tooth isn't real.
14:42Ha! Ice touch power!
14:44You got my goat, whoever you are, but I've got your flag, so I win!
14:50I said I'm Alta-tooth!
14:53On second thought, I'm sold.
14:54I feel a run for our lives coming on!
14:57After 20 years, I finally have the power to get revenge on my parents and all low livers!
15:05And no one can stop me, especially not some dirty downer kids!
15:10I just gave you the cold shoulder if you pretend the door has a shoulder!
15:17It's fireback time!
15:19We need Captain Underpants.
15:21But we're locked in a cabin on a mountain and crops back a camp!
15:24Ah, Blood Hat 3, a movie so scary you'll break into a cold sweat.
15:28Ooh, that'll soothe my sunburn. Probably not even...
15:33Ugh, this cabin is unstable.
15:35Unstable!
15:37That's it! We're making this cabin a mobile home!
15:40Everyone, jump!
15:41Temporary Sophie, jump for us both.
15:43Jump!
15:44Jump!
15:45We didn't think this through!
15:52We gotta guide this ride!
15:54Harold, you man the window and keep eyes on altitude!
15:56Everyone else, get ready to steer with your body weight!
15:59Straight ahead!
16:01What's going on here?
16:04Whatever it is, I blame you two!
16:09Hard left!
16:12You want the pieces of me?
16:14Let's go! Snow to snow!
16:18Hit him harder!
16:20Harder left!
16:21Harder left!
16:28We might have hit him too hard.
16:29I'm sure he's fine.
16:32Ish.
16:36Maybe being an ice monster is a positive in this situation.
16:40Now I have blizzard blast power!
16:43Which means...
16:44Ice guys finish first!
16:46Been saving that one.
16:48You were right! He's okay!
16:49Okay!
16:50I am invincible!
16:52He is, and here's why.
16:54The stores Altitude crashed into were Glenn's Glues, Larry's Leaf Blowers, and Kirk's Works, a local fireworks store.
17:01The combination of glue, leaf blowers, and fireworks gave Altitude increased power.
17:06We gotta get Captain Underpants!
17:09Um, what are you doing?
17:10Cooling my scorched flesh with cold cuts. What does it look like?
17:14Ugh, so clammy.
17:16Mmm, and hammy.
17:18Ooh, mama! Bring on the funk!
17:22Tra-la, lunch meat!
17:26Hey, why does my skin feel like flaming hot cinnamon lava?
17:29Ooh! Me!
17:31Captain Underpants, an abominable snowman is after us!
17:34Abominable means bad.
17:36If you say so.
17:41Hey, abomin-erub!
17:44Hey, abob-a-lamin!
17:45Hey, abob-a-lamin!
17:46Hey-ba-blah-da-blah-ma!
17:47Mama-dab-a-laba-nama!
17:49Hey, blah-ba-nama!
17:50Hey, abob-a-dum!
17:51Hey, ab-dum!
17:52Hey, ab-dum!
17:53Hey, ab...
17:54Snow guy!
17:55Let's shake it up!
17:56Like a snow globe!
17:58Chapter 6, the incredibly graphic violence chapter in Snow Global-rama.
18:02Because snow is soft and fluffy, and punches are hard and hurty.
18:06Fists of flurry!
18:08Ooh! Who said that? I can't see a thing!
18:12Walking in a winter wonder BAM!
18:14Ah! Hello? Visibility is zero!
18:18Cross Jack!
18:19Help! I'm snow blind!
18:22No!
18:24It's frozen solid!
18:25Oh, quick!
18:26We gotta defrost him like a turkey!
18:28Like a turkey!
18:29Yeah!
18:30Let's roast that bird!
18:31Again!
18:33And thaw!
18:34Ugh!
18:35Ugh!
18:36So cold!
18:37I can't feel my fingers, or my toes, or my tail!
18:40It's too bad we can't defrost out a tooth like this!
18:42Harold, you magnificent creature!
18:44Captain Underpants, we need a really big satellite dish!
18:47You got it!
18:48What?
18:50What's a satellite dish?
18:51It sounds delicious!
18:52Meanwhile, at Poopsie, the Pequa Order of Professional Space and Interplanetary Explorers...
18:57Greetings, Earthlings!
18:58Norman!
18:59After all these years of nothing, finally an alien transmission!
19:04I invite you to join the League of Planet!
19:06No!
19:07No!
19:08No!
19:09No!
19:10No, no!
19:11BRB, promise!
19:13No!
19:14Okay!
19:15Got your big silver hat!
19:16Now what?
19:17Point it over there!
19:18The pizza in a sock place?
19:19But they serve pizza in a sock!
19:23Ice try, but you miss!
19:25Point it at the monster!
19:26Oh-ho!
19:27That makes way more sense!
19:28Hey, Altitude!
19:29Have some sun, sun!
19:31Don't call me sun!
19:33You're not my parents!
19:34I have no parents!
19:36Time to put you on ice!
19:38I've been saving that one, too!
19:40You know, none of this would be happening if Verde had just made up with his parents!
19:50Harold, you beautiful beast!
19:53Mr. and Mrs. Ladderfeller!
19:55Of the Ladderfeller Claming Dynasty!
19:57Verde needs her help!
19:58You and our son!
20:03Since neither of us is winning, wanna take a break?
20:06I could go for pizza in a sock!
20:08Ha-ha!
20:09Oh, no!
20:10It's gone!
20:11Never!
20:12Revenge!
20:13Dish!
20:14Cold!
20:15It's all coming together!
20:17Bert!
20:18Don't do it!
20:19We love ya!
20:21Mother?
20:22Papa?
20:23We're sorry for judging you!
20:25Isn't that right, Carabiner?
20:27We're sorry!
20:29Please, Kiamam!
20:32Z Nazli's Eve!
20:33Si!
20:34Papa!
20:35Mama!
20:36mama!
20:37Mama!
20:38Papa!
20:39Papa!
20:40Mama!
20:41Mama!
20:42Papa hugging!
20:43We used to do so long ago.
20:44Squeezing each other like this.
20:46Papa!
20:47Mama!
20:48Mama!
20:49Mama!
20:50Jump!
20:52Papa!
20:54I'm speaking again like a normal person!
20:57I think we learned something today.
20:59We sure did pal we tried to melt bird on the outside
21:02But he needed to be melted on the inside and that's a fact smack
21:08Why is it snowing in summer?
21:13Chapter 7 Mel vindication so somehow you all survived in Camp Lake summer camp got the flag. Yes
21:20Finally I will be reunited with
21:22So I guess you win the mystery box
21:28That's when Krupp realized the mystery box was a winning horse and when you've got a winning horse you ride it into the ground
21:36You can compete for a bigger mystery box
21:52Oopity!
21:54Oopity!
21:56Oopity!
21:58Thank you!
22:00Oh, avocado. Nature's aloe vera. Oh, now I look like a cover boy for that funk newsletter. Where is that photographer?
22:12Climb!
22:14Campers reunite ladder fellers? But I'm the cover boy! Cover boy!
22:21Temporary Sophie, I'm promoting you to permanent Sophie
22:26You're fired permanent Sophie
22:29This huge satellite dish means we've got like every channel on Earth
22:34Greetings Earthlings. This is our last attempt to make contact. We invite you to join the...
22:39Boring! Change it!
22:51Boring!
22:52Boring! Schiff!
22:53Boring!
22:54The
22:56Boring!
23:01Boring!
23:02D��!
23:04Did you manage to make contact?
23:06Swlezz, you can go plus!
23:08Until D tickets showbox!
23:11Chiffre is recorded!
23:12Dual to car!
23:13One other thing that resonates with you
23:16We're outrances you'll find
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