- 6 weeks ago
The campers share scary stories with everyone. When it's George and Harold's turn, Mr. Krupp and Melvin are extremely scared. Melvin plots to unleash the ghost of Gumbalina Toothington, a ghost dentist in George and Harold's story that was mentioned by Jessica when she spoke about how bad Other Sophie had brushed at the beginning of the episode.
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00:00This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
00:17George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top.
00:20Harold is the one on the right with the t-shirt and the bad haircut.
00:22Remember that now.
00:23They're preparing for tonight's campfire storytelling-a-thon.
00:27And the pressure is on because everyone expects their story to be the scariest.
00:31Your story's gonna be the scariest.
00:34I'm a puddle of anticipation.
00:35Your comics are star, so I bet your story will be even better.
00:40My expectations are sky high, like a fighter jet.
00:44Danger zone!
00:45Don't blow it.
00:47So they're looking for the perfect story and not finding it.
00:49What about a vampire who sells cars that don't work?
00:52A scampire.
00:53And instead of blood, he drinks ham smoothies.
00:55A scam-hampire.
00:57And instead of flying, he travels on a sheep.
00:59A scam-ham-lampire.
01:02Oh, garbage.
01:03What's wrong with us?
01:05It's cool, man.
01:06We got all night to find the perfect campfire story.
01:09The sun!
01:10Guys!
01:13Hmm?
01:14Uh-uh.
01:16Uh-uh.
01:17They were straight up stuck until...
01:26Sophie One, your flossing was flawless.
01:29Other Sophie, you're so bad at teeth, you're gonna get jacked by Gumbelina Toothing Time.
01:36Gumbelina Toothing Time?
01:37Gumbelina Toothing Time.
01:42Gumbelina Toothing Time.
01:44Gumbelina Toothing Time.
01:45So George and Hale make comic books.
01:47We're cool, me too.
01:48Now they're summering at summer camp, and Mr. Crump is true.
01:51Blah, blah, blah.
01:52Once they use, they hit no ring, and first they made him dance.
01:55Then accidentally cut on purpose, turned him into Captain Underpants.
01:58With a snap, he's a captain flying through the trees.
02:02And don't forget when he gets wet, you're sure to feel a squeeze.
02:05Blah, blah, blah.
02:06Put it all together, what could possibly go wrong?
02:09Now this is the end of the Captain Underpants Song.
02:13Watch your beard and hail, and punch him.
02:14Drillina to hail!
02:16The ghastly danger of the ghost dentist!
02:18Chapter One, Tooth or Dare.
02:20George and Harold were intrigued by the legend of Gumbelina Toothing Time,
02:24so they asked Jessica to drill down for more info.
02:26Unfortunately, Jessica was not a reliable source.
02:29Gumbelina wasn't just a dentist in dinosaur times.
02:33She also invented vampire fangs.
02:35Or something.
02:36That's what my grandma said, but she's old.
02:41Yeah, we'll take it from here.
02:43According to the Lake Summer Camp Tribune,
02:45Gumbelina Toothington was an 18th century dentist
02:48who was shunned for her radical tooth craft.
02:50And the Lake Summer Camp Howler says the challenged people exiled her.
02:53Man, the only thing worse than dentists are ghosts.
02:57So what would you say if the ghost of Gumbelina still roamed these woods searching for teeth?
03:01I'd say we've got a ghost story.
03:03Even better.
03:03We've got a ghost dentist story.
03:05Or should we get a werewolf?
03:06Maybe for backup.
03:07This is our night.
03:08Listen up.
03:09This is my night.
03:10Ow!
03:11Hot mic!
03:12Hot mic!
03:13Anyway, after all of you bore us with your subpar stories,
03:19I'll bring the house down with a real spine tingler.
03:23I wrote it myself.
03:26I'm the scariest man alive.
03:30Because no one brings the scare like Count Krupulon.
03:36That's...
03:39It's me.
03:41Ow!
03:43Somebody iced that mic!
03:45Too hot!
03:46Oh, this is his night, all right.
03:47I thought it was our night.
03:48It is.
03:49Because we're gonna turn his hair white.
03:50But he doesn't have any hair.
03:52He has one hair.
03:53And we're gonna turn it white.
03:54I'm going to turn it white.
03:56With a techno-moral thriller inspired by the sci-fi series Blight Future.
04:01You've never seen it.
04:02Yeah, we have.
04:02It's that show where everyone's miserable in the future all the time.
04:05Want to drive our hover buggies, talk about dystopia,
04:09and take pictures with our camera eyes or whatever?
04:12What's the point?
04:15Hover buggy.
04:16You don't get it.
04:18Nor will you get my story, which will end you.
04:20If we don't get it, how are we gonna be scared?
04:22Fine, I'll dumb it down.
04:24I actually like Blight Future.
04:25It's thought-provoking.
04:26And original.
04:27And it's gonna win Best Sci-Fi Show at this year's Thumbs-Uppy Awards.
04:30Hover buggy.
04:33Campfire Story Telethon Tonight,
04:34starring Mr. Krupp.
04:36Bring extra pants.
04:38Park your fart car in the toilet.
04:40Then sing, bro.
04:43Perfect.
04:44So good.
04:45Chapter 2, A Scare to Remember.
04:47And the Duchess looked in the mirror,
04:49and she was all,
04:50Oh my gar, I'm more beautiful than ever.
04:52And then, the creature prepped close-ar.
04:56Its shadow all shaggy and stuff.
04:58And the Duchess flipped on the candle and was all,
05:00Oh, what a hideous creature.
05:03And the creature was Other Sophie.
05:08Cause Other Sophie doesn't brush her heart ever.
05:12Who's next?
05:13Quicker we get through your awful stories,
05:15the quicker we get to the good story.
05:17My story.
05:18And then, the robotics fused with its human DNA.
05:21And there was no telling where the man ended,
05:24and the robot began.
05:26Because it was...
05:27The Singularity!
05:31The Singularity!
05:32What's that?
05:33Are you joking?
05:34It's when robots take over.
05:36This is terrifying.
05:37Not really.
05:38You're all wrong.
05:39Blight Future's a groundbreaking show.
05:41Blight Future,
05:42is that one of those stores
05:43that only sells lamps like lamps only?
05:45Going out of business.
05:51This thing is making me sweat more than usual.
05:54And that's a lot.
05:56Get on with it.
05:57Because even a silver bullet
05:59can't stop werewolves from falling in love.
06:03Bittersweet ending.
06:06Next!
06:09Next!
06:10Do anyone else's knees feel hot?
06:12Next!
06:15Okay, enough garbage.
06:18Time to light this fire.
06:19We already lit the fire.
06:21Yeah, it's burning right there.
06:22Zip it!
06:23Ahem.
06:24Okay.
06:25Ahem.
06:26You guys are in for a real treat.
06:30Ahem.
06:31Ahem.
06:31Two Teggers tasting capioca.
06:34Wither, weather, wonder, wander.
06:36I am a mountain!
06:38Hooga!
06:40It was a dark and stormy...
06:43Ah!
06:45Oh, I didn't need those.
06:47They were just for show.
06:49There wasn't even anything written.
06:51I was...
06:51No, that's fine.
06:53So, anyway, there was that place, right?
06:56And that place was dark.
06:58And there was something scary.
07:00And there was a shark guy
07:02and then a knife guy.
07:04And the shark guy said,
07:06uh, he said,
07:08I'm gonna eat, uh, somebody!
07:10And then the knife guy, you know,
07:12was like, whoa!
07:13No, I think I'm gonna, you know,
07:15he, I, you know,
07:16because he had already been on the other side.
07:18Come on, Krupp, you're blowing this.
07:21And then, um, uh-oh,
07:22I lost my keys!
07:23Woo!
07:25Is it hot or...
07:26My heart is beating like a shoe in a dryer, right?
07:29But pretty scary stuff.
07:30I mean, real scary so far, right?
07:33This actually makes me feel better
07:35about being stuck in a robot shell.
07:37Ugh, this is the saddest thing ever.
07:40Sadder than other Sophie's birthday party.
07:44I'm, like, leaving.
07:46Thanks for your birthday presents.
07:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
07:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
07:54I'm not done!
07:55I'm not done!
07:56Because there were all those skeletons, right?
07:58And in a coffin!
07:59Oh, and cobwebs!
08:00Oh, so many cobwebs!
08:03Those are just Halloween decorations.
08:05No, I'm telling the best campfire story ever!
08:09And you're in shock, obviously!
08:11That's why it just feels like
08:12this is an absolute train wreck!
08:14What was that?
08:16Boopery!
08:17What was that indeed?
08:20Oh, scented candles!
08:21Maybe it was just the wind,
08:23or perhaps it was the restless ghost
08:25of Gumbelina Toothington!
08:27I'm not afraid of ghosts!
08:32Whoa!
08:33And I'm not afraid of dentists!
08:35Long ago, in the dental dark ages,
08:41Gumbelina Toothington wanted people to brush, floss,
08:44and get biannual checkups,
08:46because teeth were pretty jacked back then!
08:48The townsfolk were all,
08:49what's better than ribbon candy and maple taffy?
08:52Nothing!
08:53So they cast Gumbelina out into the cold, dark woods,
08:56and Gumbelina vowed revenge!
08:58She built a secret bunker full of diabolical dental appliances,
09:03including the Dental Mighty,
09:05the ultimate dental weapon!
09:06But the townsfolk found out,
09:08and they sealed Gumbelina in her bunker,
09:11never to be seen again!
09:14Well, we found that bunker,
09:17and we went inside it!
09:19But it was empty!
09:21Or was it?
09:23It was.
09:24But then, we heard a noise.
09:27And it sounded just like that!
09:28Like a dental drill!
09:30Let's get out of her!
09:32It's too late!
09:33She's here!
09:34Gumbelina Toothington!
09:41Told you they'd buy it!
09:43Now that was a ghost story!
09:45All right, time to get me down.
09:46This harness isn't getting any looser.
09:48Oh.
09:48My.
09:49Gar.
09:50Scarriest.
09:51Story.
09:52Ever.
09:53My grandma is a bad storyteller.
09:56It was as scary as a story without werewolves can be.
10:00Full moon!
10:02I was so scared,
10:04I forgot I'm trapped in a robo-sarcophagus.
10:06Seriously, get me down.
10:08Think Crump and Meldon will be mad?
10:09Nah, everyone loves being put in a blind panic by a ghost story.
10:13Ha ha ha!
10:15No!
10:15Please, take my teeth and let my gums serve you.
10:23It's me, you jiggling bowl of fear pudding.
10:26Ha ha!
10:26Yeah!
10:27Oh, no.
10:28Gumbelina got the others.
10:30You can hear their screams of pain.
10:32Well, better them than us.
10:34Let's not waste their sacrifice.
10:35No!
10:36They're not screaming.
10:37They're laughing.
10:38My name is Gumbelina and I'm not real.
10:41But Mr. Crump and Melvin ran away.
10:43They tricked us.
10:44And now they're mocking us in a catchy song.
10:47Not for long.
10:48Wait!
10:49They don't know that we know their Gumbelina ghost is a fake.
10:52Right.
10:53Wait.
10:53What do we know that they don't know we know they know we know?
10:56Our revenge will be to scare them with a real Gumbelina ghost.
11:00Right.
11:00So you have one.
11:01Do I have a ghost?
11:02Is that a real question?
11:04No.
11:04But I will have one.
11:05The Ghoster Oven 2000, a machine that can create a synthetic ghost out of aged DNA.
11:12Any questions?
11:12Uh, yes.
11:13This bagel is frozen.
11:15Do I have time to defrost it?
11:16No.
11:17Then I need to locate Gumbelina Toothington's secret bunker in the woods.
11:21Can I stop digging so I can find a microwave for this bagel?
11:25No.
11:25Then I need to find a relic containing a remnant of Gumbelina's DNA.
11:31Like this?
11:31Yes.
11:32Those dentures should suffice.
11:33Hey.
11:34What's this huge chunk of junk?
11:37Dental mighty.
11:39Think it can heat up a bagel?
11:40No.
11:41Next, we need to electromagnify-pulcitrate the harvested DNA sample into a simulated holo-bio-spectral
11:48state with a Ghoster Oven 2000 to create an artificial apparition.
11:53Can I piggyback my bagel in there?
11:55My bagel!
11:57Rise, Gumbelina.
11:59Rise!
12:01Behold!
12:02The ghost of Gumbelina Toothington!
12:05Ghost plus dentist!
12:07Overkill!
12:08How can you be scared?
12:09You knew I was doing this.
12:11You were with me the whole time.
12:12But I wasn't paying attention!
12:14I be the ghost of Gumbelina.
12:16Yeah, yeah, I covered that.
12:17And I made you, so now I need a favor.
12:20Oh, does this favor involve teeth?
12:22I guess it could.
12:23Then a favor shall you have.
12:25And teeth shall I have.
12:31We did it!
12:32We?
12:36Is it done yet?
12:37I'm starving!
12:38Patience.
12:39Your suit cooks slower than a fire, but it's an even heat, so it's worth it.
12:42We got Krupp and Melvin good.
12:44Think they want payback?
12:45Of course.
12:46Their hatred for us gives their lives purpose.
12:48So there's a good chance Melvin altered a toaster oven to electromagnify pulsa tray harvested
12:52DNA from Gumbelina into a simulated hollow biospectral state, creating an artificial apparition to scare us.
12:58Oh, and Krupp may be losing a battle of wits with a frozen bagel.
13:02How do you know all that?
13:03Melvin butt-dialed me.
13:04My bagel.
13:06So much gluten.
13:08How can you eat that bagel?
13:09Oh, it was on the ground.
13:11Still good.
13:12Melvin thinks he can scare us.
13:14This was the toaster ghost?
13:15Not on my watch.
13:18Nope.
13:18Preemptive comic strike.
13:19Chapter three, Captain Underpants and the Ghost Dentist by George Beard and Harold Hudgens.
13:24So once there were these ghost experts, Mr. Mupp and Krelvin, and they came to town and warned everyone that, like, Gumbelina Toothington, a giant ghost dentist was on a tooth rampage.
13:35And the ghost experts pulled out cans of booby-gone ghost repellent, one spray, and goodbye ghosting.
13:41Only $39.99.
13:42And get free ghost goggles.
13:44No!
13:45But the town was all, ghosts are only real at movies.
13:47So the ghost experts left.
13:49But then Gumbelina Toothington showed up and menaced the town so bad.
13:54The hot dog place had to close early, and school was canceled until it wasn't.
13:57So the townspeople called the ghost experts back and threw money at them.
14:01Pa-ching.
14:01Plankton.
14:02To buy booby-gone like the war was ending and sprayed it everywhere.
14:10It smelled like cinnamon, which was good unless you hate cinnamon.
14:13But Gumbelina came back anyway and was all smells great.
14:16But you're going to need a lot more booby-gone to get rid of me.
14:20Luckily, Captain Underpants super smell picked up the cinnamon a hundred miles.
14:24And he flew in, because cinnamon bombs, Tala-licious, where are the buns at?
14:28And Gumbelina wrapped her dental drill.
14:29Drill noise.
14:31And was like, do you know the drill?
14:32Your teeth are about to.
14:34Captain Underpants was all, no, I need my teeth to choose cinnamon buns.
14:38So he took out his undie chucks, which are nunchucks made of undies, and twirled them.
14:41Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
14:42He hit himself four times.
14:43Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
14:44Then knocked Gumbelina down.
14:45And Gumbelina split in half.
14:47But instead of ghost guts spilling out, it was the ghost experts.
14:51Only, they weren't experts, they were con men.
14:53And their booby-gone was just air freshening.
14:55And the town was all, we knew ghosts were real.
14:59This isn't a movie.
15:00So everyone celebrated, and Captain Underpants ate a can of booby-gone.
15:04It was like a cinnamon bun.
15:05Like crunchy.
15:06Crunch.
15:07Crunch.
15:07Broken teeth.
15:08Okay, the end.
15:09Chapter 4, Nothing Compares to Chew.
15:12Behold, Wood Ticks, you coward before a false ghost.
15:16Now you will kneel before the real ghost of Gumbelina Toothing Town.
15:21No, please.
15:22Take their teeth and let me chew for you.
15:24Not you, them.
15:26Wait.
15:27Hey, Melvin, Mr. Krop, grab a comic and slice on a stick.
15:30Sorry if we scared you.
15:32We were just having a laugh.
15:33Oh, you're sorry, all right, because Ghost Gumbelina is upon you.
15:39I said, Gumbelina is upon you.
15:46Could you?
15:46I'll get her.
15:47Hey, ghost lady, you're on.
15:49I could have done that.
15:54You sugar-spilling, licorice-licking tooth-treaters.
15:58You be unworthy of yawn teeth.
16:00Worthy I will make ye.
16:01For the teetering is upon thee.
16:05So big.
16:07Whoa, it's like this comic told the future.
16:10Prophecy with pictures!
16:11Hey, Melvin, when you're done with that trick,
16:14can you get me out of this robot soup?
16:16It feels like it's becoming a part of me.
16:18The singularity!
16:20Wait, why aren't you afraid of the ghost?
16:22Why aren't you very afraid?
16:24Because you're predictable, Melvin.
16:25And you butted at us, though.
16:27We heard your whole plan.
16:27Decorative worker!
16:32No thanks.
16:33Ye time for talk be over.
16:36Ye time for teeth be at hand.
16:38Thou hast forsaken yon dental duties.
16:41So, minister your mandibles.
16:43I must!
16:44Personal dental cages?
16:48We didn't approve that.
16:49Wait, is this still fake?
16:51Because it feels kind of real.
16:53Mixed messages.
16:56Come on, Melvin.
16:57Dental torture is just desperate.
16:59It's over.
16:59I'm not doing this.
17:01She's doing it.
17:02Because you're telling her to.
17:03No, he's not.
17:04Seriously, she's a rogue ghost.
17:06A rogue ghost you're controlling.
17:07No, he's not.
17:08That ghost was its own boss the moment the toaster went dead.
17:11Not buying it.
17:12Now, watch this.
17:14Gumbelina, as your creator, I command you to stop at once.
17:20See?
17:20It's like I'm not even here.
17:22You're buying it now?
17:22Getting there.
17:24And so.
17:25And goodbye.
17:28If ye fear your teethening, ye be right.
17:31Yon grills be mine forevermore.
17:34After ye complete your new patient paperwork.
17:37Paperwork!
17:38Can I borrow a pen?
17:39Any last words?
17:40Nope.
17:41No words.
17:41Just snaps.
17:44Drop a lady ghost.
17:46I'm scared of those.
17:47See you later.
17:48No, Captain Underpants.
17:49We need you to fight her.
17:50I ain't a face of no ghost.
17:52You have to.
17:53Okay.
17:55Open wide.
17:57Your teeth are most foul.
18:00Drilleth and filleth each one.
18:01I must.
18:02You're a dentist?
18:03Those are even worse than ghosts.
18:05They're almost as bad as flaws.
18:07I'm out.
18:08No, you're in.
18:09Okay.
18:10Okay.
18:13Tra-la-la!
18:15Chapter 5.
18:16The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter presented in Scare-O-Rama.
18:20Because getting scared can't hurt you.
18:22Unless your heart stops.
18:24That's bad.
18:24I'm not scared.
18:26I just like breathing this fast.
18:29Whoa!
18:30Scare me once?
18:31Shame on you.
18:32Scare me twice and...
18:33I'm scared again!
18:35I gotta stop walking alone in the woods at night.
18:38I'm doing it!
18:42I'm beating a ghost and a dentist!
18:45I'm unstoppable!
18:47She's gone!
18:49Ha-ha!
18:50That was way easier than I expected.
18:52You guys got any shark guys or knife guys for me to take down?
18:57Because I saved them front row seats to the gun show.
19:01Ha!
19:02And the bun show.
19:04Ha!
19:06Get it?
19:07Afraid so.
19:08How could we not?
19:09Hey!
19:09If you beat Gumbelina, how come all those guys are still in dental cages?
19:13And why is the ground rumbling?
19:14Ha!
19:15Ha!
19:16Ha!
19:17Ha!
19:18Ha!
19:19Ha!
19:20Ha!
19:20Ha!
19:20Ha!
19:20Ha!
19:21Ha!
19:21Ha!
19:21Ha!
19:22Ha!
19:22Ha!
19:23Ha!
19:24Ha!
19:25Ha!
19:26I'm out!
19:27No!
19:28You gotta stop her!
19:29Okay.
19:30But I wanna raise.
19:31I.
19:32Shall.
19:33Not.
19:34Lost!
19:35Ooh!
19:36Marshmallow!
19:37Oh!
19:38Hot!
19:39Hot!
19:40And ashy!
19:41You teeth me beyond salvation.
19:43Extract them all, I must.
19:45That sounds painful.
19:46That's my sweet tooth!
19:48Oh!
19:49That's my puddin' tooth!
19:50Oh!
19:51That's my donut tooth!
19:52You gotta stop her before she gets to his cotton candy tooth!
19:55Yeah!
19:56That's his favorite tooth!
19:57Follow my lead!
19:58Hey ghost lady DDS!
19:59You like teeth?
20:00Well you missed our choppers!
20:02Untrue!
20:03Hey!
20:04No tooth shall I spare!
20:05No one!
20:06No idea!
20:07Seriously?
20:08That was your plan?
20:09I got it!
20:10Run!
20:11Now you're just winging it.
20:12Chapter 6.
20:13Wince and Split.
20:14We're gonna lose her!
20:15No way she can catch up now!
20:16Whoa!
20:17Since...
20:18When is there a cliff here?
20:19Yeah.
20:20Feels like a cheat.
20:21Killed me, dental fate.
20:22For ye teeth shall inherit the drivel.
20:25Ah!
20:26Sit tight boys!
20:28I'll shave you!
20:30Great!
20:31So we'll just...
20:32Ah!
20:33Ah!
20:34Ah!
20:35Ah!
20:36Ah!
20:37Ah!
20:38Ye teeth, they be clean.
20:39Like a hatchling babe on a dewy heather.
20:41Ah!
20:42If that's a good thing, yeah.
20:45We brush twice a day.
20:46And floss.
20:47Dental hygiene has come a long way since olden times.
20:49Ah!
20:50Not for me!
20:51No brushy, no flossy, no servicey.
20:55Tis true.
20:56That be why ye teeth be cursed, and yon lads be knotted.
21:00Wait a second.
21:01You're just trying to take care of people's teeth?
21:03Aye.
21:04I be a ghost dentist.
21:05But I be a dentist first.
21:06Sometimes a pirate.
21:08Mostly dentist.
21:09What about your evil dental weapons?
21:11Oh, I get carried away it.
21:12So if we let you take care of everyone's teeth.
21:15Rest in peace, I shall.
21:17Deal!
21:18No sales, Sally!
21:20I'm never flossing!
21:21You have to!
21:22Nope!
21:23Flossing is a red line!
21:25I got this!
21:27I hated flossing too once.
21:29But then I heard a fantastic song.
21:32Your teeth need flossing daily so they'll be aglow.
21:39Brushing alone is simply not enough.
21:46So you must floss in sunshine and in shadow.
21:53So your new teeth, your teeth will be healthy and stuff.
22:00Ugh.
22:01Ugh.
22:02Okay.
22:03I'll floss.
22:04Now, rinseth and spitteth.
22:06Ugh!
22:07Why am I wet?
22:08Why do my teeth feel bigger?
22:10Where are my pants?
22:11Melvin, you did this!
22:13Ah!
22:14Ah!
22:15Ah!
22:16Ah!
22:17Ah!
22:18Shall I uncage this, yawn whiner?
22:19Um, maybe tomorrow-eth.
22:21Guess we found our perfect campfire story.
22:24Yep.
22:25So we don't need this guy after all.
22:27You can go home now.
22:28George, he's not leaving.
22:31Because he's hungry.
22:33Ah!
22:34Don't worry, guys.
22:35I'm half robot now.
22:37Say you already!
22:40WUH!
22:41Philips.
22:43Philips.
22:44Philips.
22:45Oh my gosh, I'm ready.
22:48Oh look.
22:49Who's doing?
22:50I'm ready.
22:52Oh wow.
22:54Hur funding has completely been a full rupeeiner for ONE-THING-TO-END.
22:59He's the boutique
23:08.
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