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Captain Underpants: Mega Blissmas (2020) is a festive animated special filled with humor, heart, and holiday cheer! George and Harold try to create the ultimate holiday celebration by adding their own twist to Christmas traditions — but their creative ideas lead to funny chaos and surprising lessons about friendship and giving.
Packed with laughs, color, and adventure, Captain Underpants: Mega Blissmas is a joyful movie that celebrates imagination, teamwork, and the magic of the holidays. Perfect for families and fans of the beloved Captain Underpants stories!
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Packed with laughs, color, and adventure, Captain Underpants: Mega Blissmas is a joyful movie that celebrates imagination, teamwork, and the magic of the holidays. Perfect for families and fans of the beloved Captain Underpants stories!
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00:00This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
00:18George is the kid on the left with the tie and the Santa hat.
00:20Harold is the one on the right with the reindeer antlers and the bad haircut.
00:24Remember that now because they're getting their Christmas on like a holiday movie marathon.
00:28Ho Ho 5-0, Ho Ho Ho's, Ho Ho H-M-O.
00:34Christmas is awesome.
00:35Yep, it's my favorite time of the year.
00:37The lights, the snow globes and whatever this is.
00:40I think it's a tree skirt.
00:42Yes, even the trees get dressed up at Christmas.
00:45And nothing puts me in the mood for Christmas more than the 4th of July.
00:48Yep, Christmas starts earlier and earlier every year.
00:52So talk about their comic books.
00:54We're cool, me too.
00:55But they had a mean old principal
00:57who told them what to.
00:58Blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:58So they got a hypno ring and first they made him dance.
01:01Then accidentally kind of purpose turned him into Captain Underpants.
01:05True the law.
01:06With the snap, he's the captain, not the brightest man.
01:09And don't forget when he gets when you're back where you began.
01:12Blah, blah, blah.
01:13Put it all together, what could possibly go wrong?
01:16Now this is the end of the Captain Underpants song.
01:19By George Beard and Carol Hutchins.
01:21For all the Christmas specials.
01:22Extreme exploits of the explosive Xmas.
01:25Chapter one, Merry Twistmas.
01:27Six months later, it was finally Christmas.
01:30Cheer was in the air and smoke from a small grease fire at Chanty Chicken.
01:34Man, you can't be Christmas at Christmas time.
01:37Yeah, it's like having Christmas at Christmas.
01:40I'll say you tangled string lights.
01:42And nothing says Christmas like a lukewarm mug of ham nog.
01:46I'll take the hit.
01:47What's ham nog?
01:47A one-of-a-kind beverage and precious holiday treasure.
01:50Made from baked ham, raw eggs, smoked oysters, and a dash of cinnamon.
01:54This holiday season, fill your cup to the brim with Smickleflap's ham nog.
01:58Hammy holidays.
02:01Tastes like low tide.
02:03It checks all the boxes.
02:04Smokey, creamy, chewy, fishy, chunky.
02:08That sounds awful.
02:08To a primitive palate.
02:10When they discontinued it, I bought every last gallon
02:12and put it in my Freezy Does It 2000 to preserve it for the next 10,000 years.
02:17No!
02:18Every Christmas, I allow myself a few drops of this precious nectar.
02:22I kind of want to taste it now.
02:24Never, because it's all for me and your nog-nothings.
02:27Ha!
02:28Nog burn.
02:29Man, Melvin liking Christmas is not a good look for Christmas.
02:32But even Melvin can't ruin Christmas.
02:34Nope, because Christmas is perfect.
02:37I hear rustling.
02:38Probably gloves.
02:39I'm getting wind chimes and nine iron?
02:43Trying to guess gifts again, huh?
02:45Yeah, this one's for you.
02:47Ooh, you're getting broken glass.
02:50Tell you what, since we can't open presents yet, how's about a sneak read of
02:53Tis the Eve for the Day Twas Christmas?
02:56But that poem's for Christmas Eve, which is two weeks away, George's dad.
03:00I know.
03:00That's what makes it naughty and nice.
03:04Did someone mess with my chair?
03:06Because it's all...
03:08I can't get it to...
03:09Why won't it just...
03:12Perfect.
03:12Here we go.
03:13Tis the Eve for the Day Twas Christmas.
03:15The village is brimming with cheer.
03:18The blacksmith is smithing...
03:19What's smithing?
03:20No idea.
03:21Seamstress is seeming...
03:22What's seeming?
03:23It's me.
03:24For soon old Saint Nick will be here, with eight flying reindeer a pulling...
03:28I gotta say, this poem's a little rusty.
03:31Yeah, and these sweaters are pretty ugly.
03:33And itchy.
03:34All this waiting.
03:35Waiting for Santa, waiting to open presents, waiting for Grandpa Roger to go back to Boca
03:39so I don't have to sleep on the floor.
03:43Maybe Christmas isn't perfect.
03:45Maybe it could use some upgrades.
03:46Yeah, might be time for a Chris makeover.
03:49Let's slide.
03:51And with that, Santa whispers...
03:54So instead of red bows, how about laser shows?
03:58You mean like this?
04:02Instead of peppermint...
04:03Super spicy, sour, salty, scorched, banana, apple berry blast!
04:06Instead of ugly sweaters...
04:08Cool Christmas capes!
04:09Instead of jolly old Saint Nick...
04:11Jack's new Santa!
04:13Instead of tired, sad carols...
04:15Holla DJs!
04:16Instead of bland ham...
04:18Corn dog taco pizza chili chonga!
04:20Instead of boring decorated trees...
04:22Titanic tree bots!
04:24Man, we're gonna need more than a day to fit all this stuff in.
04:26So we make Christmas a whole week!
04:28Yes!
04:29We should make a comic!
04:30Chapter Two!
04:31Captain Underpants and the Christmas Chaos!
04:33By George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
04:35So...
04:35A couple of months before Christmas, Santa was testing new toys.
04:39One was a robot named Rogi.
04:40A warbot who made lots of noise.
04:42Rogi the robot went rogue.
04:43Not surprising because of his name.
04:45He took Santa's hostage and warned...
04:47Pay the ransom because this ain't no game.
04:49The ransom was one jillion dollars!
04:51And a motorcycle that flies and shoots flame.
04:53Pay your Christmas is cancelled, he warned.
04:55Because again, this ain't no game.
04:56The world didn't have that much dough.
04:58So they did the only thing they could do.
05:00They called for their hero in undies.
05:02And in Captain...
05:02Thunderpants!
05:03Blow!
05:04When Captain Underpants heard about Santa, he said,
05:06Oh no!
05:07That's really bad!
05:08But don't worry folks!
05:09I love Christmas!
05:10It's my favorite time to wear plaid!
05:12Captain Underpants mission was clear.
05:13Save Santa and Christmas too.
05:15Cause if he found...
05:16No holiday party!
05:17Not even...
05:18Oh howly night!
05:19At the zoo!
05:20Captain Underpants flew to the North Pole.
05:22A weird snow drift made him look twice.
05:24So he dug and he dug and he dug and he dug and he dug and he found a jail!
05:27With the ice!
05:28Here's the thing about prison.
05:29It can change a man and that's a fact.
05:31So when Captain Underpants found Santa...
05:33He was no longer jolly.
05:34He was jacked!
05:36Robots charged in from off sides.
05:37The heroes were caught in a trap.
05:39Rogi was all,
05:39Keeps over you fools!
05:40But you said this ain't no game!
05:42Said Cap.
05:43Captain Underpants thought they were goners.
05:45But new Jack Santa stepped in.
05:46They fought side by side like pro bowlers.
05:48And they smashed all the pots for the win.
05:50To celebrate Jack Santa declared...
05:53The Christmas would have a new name.
05:54From that day on it would be Blissmas.
05:57And be a whole new ball game.
05:58With lasers explosion and fun and steaks and dance music and parades and jalapeno poppers and ape racing and monster trucks.
06:04The forest climbing and french toast and a party that lasts a week.
06:07And a dinosaur made out of fire for some reason.
06:10And oh yeah, this was supposed to rhyme.
06:12Okay, the end.
06:13Presents under the tree then helps himself to a cookie of three.
06:18They fought side by side like pro bowlers and they smashed all the bots for the win.
06:23Hey, that's not right.
06:24No, it's better than right.
06:26Because we made it awesome.
06:27To you?
06:28But Christmas isn't...
06:29My chair is so...
06:31I just can't get it to...
06:33Okay, I need a new chair.
06:36Oh wait, there's the button.
06:37But Christmas isn't about you, it's about everyone.
06:41Instead of thinking about ourselves, we think about others.
06:45Mom, were you here the whole time?
06:47Mom?
06:48What are you doing here?
06:48Giving.
06:49That's the spirit of every Christmas tradition.
06:52Singing for other people.
06:53Baking cookies for other people.
06:55Giving presents to other people.
06:58Even this poem.
06:59It's about how Santa puts everyone before himself.
07:02That's his thing.
07:03It's also this Christmas special's thing.
07:05Thanks, George and Harold's parents.
07:06Where's that music coming from?
07:08Sorry, I was watching Lee Dingman's Christmas movie,
07:11Christmas Lee's Christmas Tree on my phone.
07:13Christmas Lee's Christmas Tree, a place for joy not punching.
07:18Unless there's a ninja attack.
07:20Ah!
07:21Ninja attack!
07:27Merry Christmas!
07:28Oh, you got me, you crazy Christmas ninjas.
07:32That's what we're talking about.
07:33Even action movie star Lee Dingman is boring at Christmas.
07:36But if Christmas was more like our comic, it would be better.
07:38Better for you?
07:40Exactly.
07:40And better for us is better for everyone.
07:43All I know is Christmas ain't broke, so don't fix it.
07:47Oh, no!
07:48Eternal darkness!
07:49Off the doors!
07:50Board the windows!
07:51Candles were a tradition until someone started a better tradition.
07:54Lights!
07:55Yeah, so was black and white TV until they invented color.
07:58And every Christmas tradition started somewhere.
08:00Stockings, uh, Cyber Monday, even Santa Claus.
08:03Man, I'd love to see how Santa got started.
08:05Too bad that's impossible.
08:06But nothing's impossible on TV.
08:08Welcome to Toys of London, the world's biggest toy store 300 years ago.
08:12Toys of London is the top toy titan.
08:14You have all the toys.
08:16Dolls, marbles, rattles, and that's it.
08:19I propose you stop selling toys and start giving them away.
08:23But that's not all.
08:24We're going to wrap the toys and put them under a tree inside your house.
08:30And we're going to call it.
08:31Wait for it.
08:34Christmas!
08:37Why?
08:38Exactly.
08:38Now, who's with me?
08:40Mr. Claus.
08:42Go call me Santa.
08:43Mr. Claus was my father.
08:44Very well, Santa.
08:46If we give our toys away, how will we make any money?
08:50You won't!
08:51So we got a deal?
08:52Why are there teacups here?
08:57Oh, right.
08:58It's England.
08:59Chapter three.
09:00That's show fizz.
09:07Not again.
09:07Coast is clear.
09:09It's copy time.
09:10Once we put a copy of our comic in the hands of every person in Piqua,
09:13Blissmas will be a go.
09:14Help.
09:15Is that Xanthro calling for help?
09:17Nah, that was the copy.
09:19I hope it doesn't break before we're done.
09:20Me too.
09:21Can I help?
09:22Yeah, grab some more paper.
09:23Antoni.
09:24Sure thing.
09:25But first, why don't you get in my office right now?
09:28Help.
09:30Was that Ms. Anthro calling for help?
09:31No, that was the copier.
09:34Misallocation of school copying resources.
09:38That's a serious offense.
09:39What to do?
09:40You can give us your keys.
09:43Let me in.
09:44It's my house.
09:45And I have to go number two.
09:46You could nominate us for membership in your Yak Lodge.
09:49Let me in.
09:50Let me in.
09:51I'm a Yak.
09:54You could take us on a Christmas cruise.
09:56Let me in.
09:57I paid for this cruise.
09:59Boys, Christmas is my favorite time of year.
10:02Three weeks of paid time off with nothing but a roaring fire
10:06and a freezer full of sticks I got dirt cheap at the beef thief.
10:10Steaks, roasts, burgers.
10:12If it's beef, we got it.
10:13And the price is so low, you'll swear it was stolen.
10:16Because it was.
10:17Oh, gotta go.
10:19But there's one thing about Christmas I can't stand.
10:23Christmas fudge flab?
10:24Christmas credit card debt?
10:25Ow!
10:27The school Christmas pageant.
10:29Isn't Ms. Hurd in charge of the pageant?
10:30She was, but apparently Ms. Hurd passed away last year.
10:33So who directed it last year?
10:34Her ghost.
10:35But now her ghost is retiring.
10:39The good news is I can finally shut down the music program.
10:43The bad news is none of the other teachers will step up.
10:47You have to direct the pageant.
10:48You're a gym teacher.
10:50You know about theater.
10:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:52No, no, no, no, no.
10:53Is that a yes or a no?
10:54You're sending mixed signals.
10:58Where's this pageant?
11:00If I don't find someone to direct the pageant, I'll have to do it.
11:04And I'd rather be eaten by sharks than spend more time with you kids.
11:08But you're a school principal.
11:09Ugh, don't remind me.
11:11But the good news is...
11:12You already said the good news.
11:13There's more good news.
11:15And the good news is I found someone.
11:18Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
11:24I can't believe Krupp is making us direct the Christmas pageant.
11:27Worst punishment ever.
11:28Yup, this pageant is stale.
11:31Hasn't changed since the dinosaurs did it.
11:32Jingle bells, jingle bells!
11:35You're right.
11:36And that's why we should totally upgrade it.
11:38Hey guys, we all love Christmas.
11:40But what if we made it cooler?
11:41Because that's what we're going to do.
11:42We're turning Christmas into Blissmas.
11:44Starting with the pageant.
11:45We've been asleep at the Christmas wheel and it's time to hit the Blissmas gas.
11:49Yay!
11:50Sorry, Meat Loaf Monday.
11:52Don't be sorry, because Blissmas doesn't apologize for anything.
11:55Woo!
11:56Can I lose these sleigh bells?
11:58Only if you want to.
11:59Yay!
12:00Wait, I like sleigh bells.
12:02I love this.
12:03It's new.
12:04It's bold.
12:04It's uncompromising.
12:06But our parents won't be on board.
12:08All things change.
12:09Christmas is a thing.
12:10You gotta break some eggs to make eggnog.
12:12Exactly.
12:13And I know a thing or two about nog.
12:15George and Harold's pageant is going to be legendary.
12:18Really?
12:18Yes.
12:19A legendary train wreck.
12:20And I'll have a front-row seat to enjoy every moment of it with a room-temperature mug of hamnog.
12:36Okay, let's wreck this pageant from the top.
12:38Why does it smell like the pier?
12:40Hamnog!
12:41Meanwhile, 300 years ago, Christmas was still a hard sell.
12:44Because if the Eiffel Toyer gives its toys away,
12:47it will inspire people to think about others before themselves.
12:54Croissants.
12:55And if people think about others before themselves,
12:58thanks to Toysland Uberalis, they'll be happy.
13:05Ah, bratwurst!
13:06And if everyone is happy, the world will be a better place, courtesy of Neutrallitoys.
13:12Oh, geez.
13:16Big school Christmas pageant tonight.
13:20No shoes, no shirt, no Santa show.
13:22Break a leg, kids.
13:23Tonight is Blissmas, and Santa's going to town.
13:27Nice.
13:29Now let's get naughty.
13:30Chapter Four, Swing and a Christmas.
13:33Oh, hello, parents of some students.
13:36And you, too, other parents of some other students.
13:39I did it.
13:42I made George and Harold direct the Christmas pageant,
13:44and I didn't even check on them.
13:46I'm a Christmas genius.
13:48Aren't you worried that George and Harold changed the pageant?
13:51No!
13:53Wait, what?
13:54No!
13:55Oh, no.
13:56It's Christmas Eve.
13:58The war on Christmas has raged for centuries.
14:00But this year, 2127, is the year a hero rises from the tinsel.
14:05And Christmas becomes Blissmas.
14:08Because Santa's coming to town to kick some bot butt.
14:15Thanks, Dasher.
14:16You, too, dancer and prancer.
14:18Love the new look, Santa.
14:20You're, like, super jacked now.
14:22Stay frosty, Christmas commandos.
14:24That explosion woke up the metalheads.
14:25We're going to have to blast our way out of here.
14:27Good.
14:28Let's wreck the halls.
14:29The metalheads have force fields.
14:40Our lasers can't break through.
14:41No.
14:42But the mistletoe missile will.
14:44Ho, ho, hope you have insurance.
14:50Santa should be here by now.
14:55But he's not.
14:56It's the end of Christmas.
14:58Ho, ho, hopeless.
15:00Right.
15:01Because it's the beginning of Blissmas.
15:04And this night ain't silent anymore.
15:06So make some noise and have a Mega Blissmas.
15:15Corndogs, taco, pizza, chili, chocolate for everyone.
15:19Ow.
15:21Oh, and there's a dinosaur made of fire for some reason.
15:27That's crunchy.
15:28And hot.
15:29Ah.
15:30Mega Blissmas, everyone.
15:41Merry Christmas.
15:42Man, the crowd was so blown away, they couldn't even clap.
15:45Or cheer.
15:46Or talk.
15:47Or even move.
15:48We did it.
15:49We made Blissmas a thing.
15:50It was awesome.
15:52To us.
15:52To the audience, not so much.
15:54My parents hated it.
15:56My mom started crying.
15:57Tears of sorrow.
15:59Oh, my family stopped sweating.
16:01That's never happened before.
16:02My mother called her liar.
16:04My dad said we're moving.
16:06What are you talking about?
16:07We killed it.
16:08We sure did.
16:09We killed Christmas.
16:19Why?
16:19Why what?
16:20Yeah, can you be more specific?
16:22Why did you change the pageant?
16:26Everybody loved that old sap fest.
16:29And you ruined it.
16:30Now the parents are furious and they're taking it out on me.
16:34So I'm going to take it out on you.
16:37Get ready for some ho-ho hard labor.
16:45Honey, we're not mad.
16:46We're disappointed.
16:47I'm both.
16:48And confused.
16:49Why was there a dinosaur?
16:51And why do I have to sit in the middle?
16:52What's so bad about Blissmas?
16:54Blissmas is for you.
16:56Christmas is for everyone.
16:58And everyone loved that pageant until tonight.
17:02Too bad more people didn't love Hamnog.
17:04Now that made for a hammy holiday.
17:06Getting rid of it was a Christmas crime.
17:09Maybe the real crime was not giving Blissmas a chance.
17:12Boys, I want you to read this.
17:14Twas the eve for the day twas Christmas.
17:17We read it.
17:17But you don't get it.
17:20Christmas was about putting others before yourself right from the start.
17:23And that will never change.
17:26I'm calling smickle flaps.
17:27I want a Hamnog reboot.
17:28Mmm, Hamnog.
17:30Uh, this pageant punishment sure is pungent.
17:33More like putrid.
17:34Maybe your parents are right.
17:36Maybe Christmas will never change.
17:38Unless we use Melvin's time tow to go back in time and change Christmas before it starts.
17:43Yes, exactly what I was thinking.
17:45I'm sure that's what they meant.
17:46That is not what they meant.
17:48Don't touch that last toilet.
17:49Why?
17:50I'm defrosting ribeyes in there.
17:53Why?
17:54Well, the beef thief says to defrost meat in a toilet and mine are full of t-bones and tri-tip.
17:59You know, Christmas pass might be dangerous.
18:02Yeah, so let's bring a holiday heavy to watch our backs.
18:05La la lavatory!
18:11I've done that one before, but it never gets old.
18:13Ooh, are these toilet steaks spoken for?
18:18So when was the first Christmas?
18:20I don't know.
18:21Let's ask Santa.
18:22We're gonna meet Santa?
18:25Santa!
18:28And to close out the D's, I want a Dr. Dog.
18:32That's a dog that's licensed to practice medicine.
18:35What do you mean you don't know when all this started?
18:37Didn't they teach you that in mall Santa training?
18:40Look, kid, I'm just an actor trying to make a buck.
18:42I graduated from Juilliard.
18:44I was the lead on the Zoovestigator for three seasons.
18:46It's not like those monkeys could have opened this unlocked door and walked out.
18:50Oh, wait.
18:52Yes, they could have.
18:53That show was underrated.
18:56Psst, you two's want the Santa skinny?
18:59Follows me.
18:59Elderly llama, an eel tank filled with eel.
19:03Chapter five, elf help.
19:04Ugh, oh, why is this igloo so small?
19:07Because it ain't a real igloo.
19:09So shut your yaps and listen up.
19:10Name's Yule, Yuletide.
19:12I'm one of Santa's little helpers, real Santa.
19:14Wait, you're a real elf?
19:16That's right, Chief.
19:17Don't get your stockings in a nut.
19:18So why is this you kids asking so many questions about Santa, huh?
19:22Because we want to bring Christmas into the 21st century.
19:24Oh, yeah?
19:25How's she going to do that?
19:26We were going to use a time machine to go back to the first Christmas Eve
19:29and have a chat with Santa.
19:30Time machine, eh?
19:31All right, I'll bite.
19:331720 North Pole, that's when Santa became Santa.
19:35You goes there, maybe you can give Christmas how much you need to kick in her pants.
19:39Thanks.
19:39I guess your arm will help her, too.
19:41Oh, is that an elf crack?
19:43No, he just meant that I...
19:45Ha!
19:46I'm just busting your chops.
19:48We're on the same team.
19:49Look at me, 300 years of pointy hats and pointy shoes isn't enough.
19:52I'm an elf, not a clown.
19:53Why can't I wear something nice?
19:55So you wanted to tell Santa that elves need new clothes?
19:57Oh, I didn't say that.
19:58Used it.
19:59All right, we're done here.
20:00Beat it.
20:02And take your man baby with you.
20:03He's coming up the works.
20:04And a giraffe man.
20:06That's the G's.
20:07You need a break or should we push through to the Z's?
20:13Chair, add that to the chuzz.
20:15Dear Mr. Claus, I'll forego the pleasantries and get straight to my Christmas demands.
20:19In order of priority.
20:21One, bring back Smickleflap's ham nog, obviously.
20:24Two, facial hair.
20:25Preferably a mustache, but a soul patch will suffice.
20:28Three, absolute power.
20:30Four, the...
20:31Merry Christmas, Melvin.
20:32I should have replaced mother with a guard dog.
20:34And Christmas is next week, you cracked ornament.
20:36Yeah, but we wanted to give you an early gift.
20:38Let me guess, is it a spring-loaded boxing glove?
20:42Or a set of propeller bow ties?
20:45Or is that a rabid badger?
20:49You have to open it to find out.
20:50Very well then.
20:52Behold, the anti-depressant 2000.
20:56Built for precisely this occasion.
21:04What was that?
21:04Uh, war moose.
21:05It's your NATO.
21:07My fault for asking.
21:10Who's there?
21:11Spring NATO.
21:11Spring Moose.
21:12Why do I bother?
21:14Where's he going?
21:18Bathroom?
21:21Uh, toilet moose.
21:22Toilet NATO.
21:24I wait for the future.
21:29Aha!
21:30It's...
21:30It's...
21:32It's beautiful.
21:33We had Bo make it for you.
21:34Yeah, now you can drink ham-nog out of your own head.
21:37Oh.
21:43I'll be right back.
21:45I think he's really touched.
21:47Got it!
21:47And he'll never even know I was here.
21:50In this mug is perfectly lukewarm ham-nog.
22:03I have never before shared it with another living creature.
22:05Not even mother.
22:06Not even mother.
22:07No!
22:07But now, the three of us will drink from this mug together.
22:15Forever cementing our bond of everlasting friendship.
22:19That's awfully nice of you, Melvin.
22:22Uh, but we had a big lunch.
22:24Yeah, no.
22:26Drink!
22:26Chapter six, here comes Santa Clash, in which they all travel back in time to meet Santa.
22:31Ugh!
22:32I'm never gonna get that ham-nog taste out of my mouth.
22:35Ugh!
22:35Nothing should be that chewy.
22:37Oh, did you guys just eat tires?
22:39Been there.
22:42Ooh, good tires, am I right?
22:44So, this is the North Pole in 1720.
22:47There's nothing here.
22:48Nothing except that.
22:49Whoa-ho!
22:50A giant gingerbread house!
22:52Maybe that's where those cute little elves live.
22:58Their hammers aren't cute.
23:01Intruders!
23:02Attack!
23:03Ah!
23:04Oh, no!
23:05They're attack elves!
23:06Cover your knees!
23:07Whoa!
23:09Oh!
23:09Whoa!
23:10Ah!
23:11Ah!
23:13These elves are meaner than the elves in my favorite fantasy role-playing game,
23:23Wizards and Wallets.
23:26Ho-ho!
23:27I got an 87.
23:28Here's my wallet.
23:33See you next week.
23:34I'll bring chips and dip and another wallet.
23:38There's so many.
23:39There's an Elvis of them.
23:41That's what you call a bunch of elves.
23:42Oh, it isn't.
23:43Yeah, but they're short.
23:45So when they go low, we go high.
23:47Right, Captain Underpants?
23:48Good thinking.
23:49I'll find an escalator.
23:50No, you can fly.
23:52Oh, yeah.
23:52I always forget that when it matters.
23:56Whoa!
23:58Flying with friends is fun.
24:00We should do this more often.
24:01Yeah, but not here.
24:03Incoming antlers!
24:04Huh?
24:12I don't like these reindeer games.
24:23Ho-ho-ho!
24:24The phone!
24:26Get off before we get sued!
24:28Santa!
24:29Santa!
24:31Sorry.
24:32We don't get many guests.
24:33Or any guests at all.
24:35Come on in.
24:36Just made a fresh batch of cookies.
24:39Wait, why aren't you wearing any clothes?
24:41It's 20 below zero.
24:42My motor runs hot.
24:44So you always wanted to give toys to everyone?
24:46My first childhood toy was a stick.
24:49It made me so happy.
24:51But giving it to my neighbor, Maurice,
24:53made me realize true happiness is putting others before yourself.
24:58I went around the world looking for someone else
25:00who wanted to put others before themselves like me.
25:02But everyone said no.
25:04That's when I realized I'd have to make it happen on my own.
25:07So I emptied my bank account and moved to the North Pole
25:10to make a fresh start.
25:12But it was a lot colder than I expected.
25:15Luckily, that's when I met the elves.
25:17And they loved my presentation.
25:19So they helped me build this cottage and a workshop for toys.
25:23And now we're a lean, mean toy-making machine.
25:26Maybe not so lean because of all the cookies,
25:28but that's all there is to eat here.
25:30You know, it's the Arctic.
25:32Yeah!
25:34Whoa!
25:35Santa's workshop!
25:38This is the sleigh and you've met the reindeer.
25:40Now, once we're loaded up, I'm going to fly around the world
25:43giving trees and presents to everyone.
25:46And tomorrow, December 25th, the world will be a better place
25:50full of lights and bows and festive songs and colorful sweaters.
25:54And most importantly, the joy of putting others before yourself.
25:57All thanks to Christmas.
26:00That's what I'm calling it.
26:02I'm kind of hoping people do the tree part themselves next year,
26:05because this app is really sticky.
26:07Anyways, that's the plan.
26:08What do you think?
26:09It's a good plan, really.
26:10But what if you think bigger?
26:12Instead of red bows, laser shows.
26:15Instead of ugly sweaters, cool capes.
26:18Instead of decorating trees, creating tree bots.
26:21Maybe this will inspire you.
26:22Oh, pictures.
26:24Ooh!
26:25Got any more of those cookies?
26:27Tons!
26:28It's a problem.
26:28But my New Year's resolution is to hit the gym
26:31as soon as it gets invented, because it is the 1700s.
26:34Yeah, right.
26:35A couple of months before Christmas,
26:37Santa was testing new toys.
26:39Okay, the end.
26:40And that's not all.
26:41You're giving presents to everyone, right?
26:43Well, what about Santa?
26:44Maybe Santa gets a present.
26:45Uh, maybe it's a boat.
26:46Oh, I've always wanted a boat.
26:49Well, this changes everything.
26:51Elves, I'm calling an audible.
26:54Boys, you just booked permanent spots on my nice list,
26:57which is another thing I'm starting.
26:58Uh, I got a tummy ache.
27:01Maybe that's because you ate every single cookie we had.
27:04Oh, sap.
27:06He's on board.
27:07Let's head home and see if it sticks.
27:08And let's skip ahead to Christmas Eve in the present.
27:11Good call, because there's no waiting in Blissmas.
27:13Chapter 7.
27:14So, did it work?
27:23Huh.
27:24I thought things would change, but everything looks the same.
27:26Guess it didn't work after all.
27:28Celebratory tree ignition in three, two, one.
27:31I'm hitting it as hard as I can, but it's not working.
27:41Make it stop.
27:43You make it stop.
27:44You have powers.
27:45Oh, yeah.
27:46Why can I remember that?
27:47Okay, tree.
27:48It's time for you to make like a U and leave, or at least stop burning.
27:53Why am I wet?
28:00Where are my pants?
28:02And why am I an ornament now?
28:04Ha ha ha ha ha.
28:06Ha ha ha.
28:09Whoa, auto tree refill.
28:10A tree fill.
28:11So good.
28:13Kid, get out of the blast zone and mega blissmas.
28:17Mega blissmas?
28:18Does that mean?
28:19It worked.
28:19Blissmas is a thing.
28:21Gotta burn a tree, that's a rocket too.
28:23Gotta DJ dropping beats, that'll make you scream.
28:25Whoa.
28:26Gotta glow and half pipe, we're catching holiday eggs.
28:28And there's lasers, lasers, lasers, lasers, lasers everywhere.
28:32We're wearing capes and racing apes.
28:34This is everything we've ever wanted in a holiday.
28:39No more carols to sing.
28:40No more sleigh bells to ring.
28:42We're dancing on the upper ground.
28:43Cause blissmas is a thing.
28:44Grab a rope and swing.
28:46Eat and drink like a king.
28:47We all just hit the jackpot, cause blissmas is a thing.
28:52Now that was a Christmas song.
28:54Because it was a blissmas song.
28:56Yup.
28:56I can't believe Santa got us everything we wanted for blissmas.
28:59Including a chili geyser.
29:00Blissmas is the longest week of the year.
29:04A whole week of this awesomeness?
29:06Including a whole week of presents.
29:08It just keeps getting better and better.
29:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ow!
29:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh!
29:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh!
29:14I can't wait for yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
29:16Blissmas to be, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, over!
29:18Ow!
29:18Not better for everyone, I guess.
29:20Yeah, misdemeanor always loved Christmas.
29:23Merry, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Christmas!
29:25Look what I got at Red to Reindeer!
29:26Ho, ho, ho!
29:28Who's got, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mistletoe?
29:30No!
29:30Ah!
29:34Our parents aren't so wild about blissmas either.
29:36Yeah, but they're adults.
29:37Adults are never happier.
29:38Ho, ho, ho!
29:39Mega Blissmas!
29:40People of Piqua, this is your Santa speaking!
29:43Time to get your butts to the Piqua Arena for tonight's Mega Mega-Lition Derby!
29:48Mega-Lition Derby?
29:50No idea what it is and it's my new favorite thing!
29:59Hey, guys, you ready for some Mega-Lition Derby?
30:02And we're not asking because we just got here from the past and we have no idea what it is.
30:05Giant robots smashing into each other again, eh?
30:07Eh, but Blissmas is so awesome!
30:10At first.
30:11But then it's just loud, pointless, and obnoxious.
30:14Like other.
30:15Sofie.
30:15Sofie barn!
30:17Wait, I thought everyone loved Blissmas.
30:19What about the lasers?
30:20Seen it.
30:20And the music?
30:21Heard it.
30:22The ho, ho, holercoaster?
30:23Thunder!
30:24Virtual Blissmas?
30:25Done that.
30:26Ah, the Blissmas Bobcat bit me again!
30:28You guys are crazy!
30:30Blissmas is awesome!
30:31Yeah, you could be decorating a tree instead of launching it.
30:34That actually sounds nice.
30:35Okay, but would you rather have boring plates of cookies
30:39or exciting cookie drones?
30:44Boring plates!
30:45Boring plates!
30:47I'd like to eat one thing, baked like a ham,
30:51instead of a bunch of stuff Ichanga'd.
30:53Singing is easier when you're not winded from dodging.
30:56Dodging!
31:05Wow, it'd be nice if everyone spent this holiday
31:08putting others before themselves, especially Santa.
31:11What do you mean?
31:12Santa always thinks about other people.
31:13That's why he gives presents to everyone.
31:15Wrong!
31:16Santa doesn't give presents to anyone.
31:18He gets presents.
31:19What?!
31:21Whoa, wait, wait.
31:22Where are your presents for Santa?
31:24We don't have any.
31:27You don't have presents for Santa?
31:29Where's your present for Santa?
31:31I forgot it.
31:32Maybe this will help you remember.
31:34Remember Santa's present.
31:38Remember Santa's present.
31:39George, this present thing is bad.
31:41Is Blissmas a Missmas?
31:43Nah, nothing we can't fix-mas.
31:45Don't worry, guys.
31:46We're tight with Santa.
31:47We'll wrap this gift rift.
31:48Gift rift.
31:49Hmm.
31:50Gift rift.
31:51That's hard to say.
31:54Oh, hey, it's Yule.
31:55And you got the suit you wanted.
31:57Do I know you?
31:57Oh, that's right.
31:59You haven't met us yet, cause time travel.
32:01Anyway, Merry Blissmas.
32:03Merry?
32:03You mean Mega Blissmas.
32:05And where are your presents for Santa?
32:07We don't have any.
32:09Ooh.
32:10Why does everyone keep doing that?
32:11Tell Jingle Boss I got a couple of giftless Garys coming his way.
32:15Chapter 8, Santa Flaws.
32:24This is way better than a Christmas party.
32:26It's like a North Pole nightclub.
32:28Glacier, the North Pole's hottest dance club.
32:30It's so exclusive, no one gets in.
32:32Because it's a glacier.
32:33Exactly.
32:34Blissmas is amazing.
32:35All we gotta do is fix this gift goof with the big guy and we're golden.
32:39Yeah.
32:39If we fix the GG with the big G, we're G.
32:42I found the big G.
32:43Oh, yes.
32:45Oh.
32:46Oh.
32:46Emphasis on big.
32:49Georgetown.
32:50H-bomb.
32:51You remember us?
32:52Of course.
32:52I'm Santa.
32:54Jack Santa.
32:55Yep.
32:55I put down the cookies and picked up the weights.
32:57Oh, you guys want a Blissmas protein shake?
32:59I got ultra-fungal acid, big-time bacon-buried plants.
33:03We love what you've done with Blissmas.
33:04Isn't it great?
33:05It's got everything.
33:06Lasers, capes, rides, lasers, music, spicy food, robots, lasers, and lasers!
33:10What am I saying?
33:11You guys know all that?
33:12Cause it was your idea!
33:14We just have one small question.
33:17Why are you getting gifts instead of giving them?
33:19Oh.
33:20Well, giving was a Christmas date.
33:21Christmas was for everyone, but this is Blissmas, baby.
33:25And Blissmas is all about me!
33:28That's not in our comic.
33:29Hey, you were the spark, I'm the fire!
33:32Yeah, but maybe this fire's out of control.
33:34That's what makes it Blissmas, baby!
33:36And don't worry about getting me a gift.
33:38You still get a pass on presents.
33:40They're beyond peace!
33:42After all, without you, there's no Blissmas!
33:45Right, but what if...
33:46And I'm just spitballing here.
33:48You tried giving presents instead of getting them.
33:51Yeah, and then Blissmas would be perfect.
33:53Oh, I got a think-squad-thrust about that one.
33:57Halt!
33:58Halt!
34:00Halt!
34:01Ah!
34:02Yeah, okay, I'm good.
34:03Good, good, good brain burden there.
34:05All right, here's the deal.
34:06The spirit of Blissmas is go big or go home.
34:08Am I right?
34:09It is?
34:10Yep, and I never go home.
34:11Well, I go home after Blissmas.
34:12But I'm here now, so you're on!
34:15Really?
34:15Sure!
34:16All you have to do is win the Blissmas Mechalition Derby!
34:19Say what now?
34:20Win the Blissmas Mechalition Derby!
34:22Say what now?
34:23Mechalition is the big kahuna of Blissmas traditions.
34:26If you guys defeat all the robots, I'll do whatever you say!
34:30And if we lose?
34:31You join my elf team!
34:32After all, if it's not high stakes, it's not Blissmas!
34:36Uh, yeah.
34:37We so no robo.
34:39Right, we're so robo-gung-ho.
34:41Uh-oh, no, no.
34:43Like you two single cells could ever defeat my robots.
34:46Melvin?
34:47You work for Santa?
34:48I don't work for anyone entry levels.
34:50I'm a robo-consultant.
34:52So, no dental plan?
34:53I'm in it for the nog.
34:56Gummy.
34:57I built robots, and Santa gave me all the remaining ham nog on earth.
35:02Oyster-y.
35:03I don't know why he likes it.
35:04It tastes like FISH FIRE!
35:06That's because those vile protein shakes have destroyed your taste buds,
35:08you hulking cry for help.
35:11I can't believe ham nog is a thing in this timeline, too.
35:14Yeah.
35:15Maybe we should give it another shot.
35:19It's even worse than I remember.
35:21So gluey.
35:23Oh, come on.
35:26We haven't even started yet.
35:28Sorry, buddy.
35:29I'll get some tape.
35:30This is a lot more dangerous than I thought.
35:32And we so don't know robo.
35:34Nope.
35:34We're robo-no-go.
35:36But who needs bots when you've got briefs?
35:40I told you steak or break.
35:41You'll never break me.
35:43I just wish I had more stomachs and more steak.
35:45Crufts here?
35:46Man, talk about luck.
35:48Or lazy writing.
35:49Tra-la-licious!
35:53But I got a steak egg.
35:55Better put a steak on it.
35:56Captain Underpants, we need you to win a robot demolition derby.
36:00But I'm not a robot.
36:01We can fix that.
36:02With tinfoil.
36:03Fix.
36:04I'll say.
36:05I'm like a burrito now.
36:06Chapter 9, Season's Beatings.
36:09Mega Blizzmas!
36:11Are you Blizzmas bandits melting down for
36:14MEGA-LITION?!
36:16Robots!
36:20Robots!
36:21Take the battlefield!
36:34Okay, Cap.
36:35Get out there and show them who's robots.
36:37Will do.
36:38But first, where's the row bathroom?
36:40Because I got a row-go.
36:41Not now.
36:42You got to win so Santa gives everyone presents again.
36:44And then everybody will love Blizzmas as much as we do.
36:47Just in case you forgot why they were doing this.
36:49Okay, I'll try to row-hold it, but no promises.
36:54Hey, how's it going?
36:55You a robot here for the robot fight?
36:57Yeah, me too.
36:58You can tell because I'm shiny.
37:00Mega Blizzmas to all, and to all a good fight!
37:14Ho-ho!
37:15I'm sinking you down!
37:17Nailed it!
37:18Huh?
37:19Hey!
37:20Wait for me!
37:21No, my meat!
37:39That was a big mistake.
37:43Get it?
37:44Get it?
37:45Cause steak!
37:50Captain Underpants!
37:51You did it!
37:52You saved Blizzmas!
37:53This calls for a steak dinner!
37:55Ugh, I'm all staked out, but I left room for pie!
37:59Ho-ho-hold on!
38:01Santa?
38:02You look different!
38:03Did you get a new head, face, and body?
38:05I said you had to beat all the robots!
38:07He did beat all the robots!
38:08Not quite.
38:09Melvin!
38:10Behold!
38:11My greatest Blizzmas robot!
38:16Mech the Hall 2000!
38:19I forgot to mention, I always win, Mechalition, because Blizzmas is all about me!
38:25Yeah, he's definitely gonna win.
38:28Chapter 10.
38:28The Incredibly Graphic Violence Chapter presented in Deco-Rama.
38:32Because when it comes to robot Christmas trees, if you can't beat them, decorate them.
38:36No cane, no game.
38:38Get it?
38:39Because I don't...
38:40Watch out for these, Santa Claus.
38:42Mechal!
38:43Ow!
38:44And a jar on top.
38:46Wait, is it a jar or a star?
38:47I can't ever remember.
38:48Oh!
38:49Oh!
38:51Yep, I'm getting my ham baked.
38:52But the good news is, my mouth tastes like a clean bathroom.
38:56He's getting his jingle bells rung.
38:59Of course!
39:00What part of Greatest Blizzmas robot was unclear?
39:04Briny.
39:05Remember what that ham nog did to Melvin's robot chair?
39:08Yeah, it totally jacked it.
39:09Right.
39:10So maybe the nog will wreck the walls from Mechalhauts.
39:12Yeah, but Melvin loves that ashy, stretchy goop more than anything in the world.
39:17Small price to pay to save Blizzmas.
39:19Uh, Captain Underpants, you need to nog that tree.
39:22Okay!
39:23Bits losing.
39:34No!
39:37Five seconds rule!
39:40We did it!
39:41We beat all the robots!
39:42So Santa will start giving presents instead of getting them.
39:45Just in case you forgot about that.
39:53Oh, no, I won't!
39:55I'm not Santa Claus!
39:58I'm Mechanic Claus!
40:00It's okay, we can still save Blizzmas!
40:14George, I see the light!
40:18That's a 5,000 watt LED stadium floodlight.
40:21Kind of hard to miss.
40:22No, I mean this poem.
40:23I finally get it.
40:25We shouldn't be trying to save Blizzmas for ourselves.
40:27We should be trying to save Christmas for everyone else.
40:43Oh, now I get it.
40:46Yeah, and we broke Christmas.
40:48So now we gotta fix it.
40:49By making sure everyone gets it.
40:51Even Santa!
40:55Here comes a ho ho TKO!
41:07Right, because you're Santa and you're gonna punch me until I'm unconscious.
41:12Ooh, my nose is glowing!
41:14It's like a nightlight for my head!
41:19Tis the eve for the day towards Christmas.
41:22The village is brimming with cheer.
41:24There is no Christmas cheer.
41:25Only Blizzmas beer!
41:28The blacksmith is smithing.
41:30The seamstress is steaming.
41:31For soon old Saint Nick will be here.
41:33No, no he won't.
41:34I'm, I'm here.
41:35I'm Mechanic Claus!
41:36Hey, are you supposed to be glowing like that?
41:39Eight flying reindeer a pull in his sleigh.
41:42Full of gifts to deliver all in one day.
41:44He slips down the chimney with nary a peep.
41:47Then glides through the house as the children still sleep.
41:51He places the presents under the tree.
41:54Then helps himself to a cookie or three.
41:57Three!
41:59And with that, Santa whispers, winking his eye,
42:02Merry Christmas to everyone, and returns to the sky.
42:07And that was when Mechanic Claus remembered it was his job to bring Christmas, not Blizzmas, to everyone.
42:13And a most wonderful thing happened.
42:15Mechanic Claus became the Santa Claus he was meant to be.
42:20Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
42:25Christmas is back, baby!
42:27And I have something for everyone.
42:29Elves, fire the gift-zookas!
42:33Gift-zookas?
42:35I guess a little Blizzmas can't hurt.
42:39Get, get, get, get, get Blizzmas blunt force trauma.
42:42Thank you, George and Harold, for reminding me what Christmas was meant to be.
42:47I don't know what I was thinking for the last 300 years.
42:50Well, it's kind of our fault, because he went back in time and gave you our comic.
42:55The point is, Christmas is back.
42:57That's right!
42:58And what would you two like for Christmas?
43:00A hovercraft?
43:00Ah!
43:01Or maybe a treehouse upgrade?
43:04Anything!
43:05Name it, and it's yours.
43:07Thanks for my giraffe guy, Santa!
43:10Come on, Jeff-Rap!
43:11Tis the morn of the day that is Christmas.
43:20Blizzmas is no longer a thing.
43:22For Christmas was already perfect, though Blizzmas had lots of zing.
43:26And why is Christmas so awesome?
43:28For a reason both simple and true.
43:31Because Christmas is all about others, instead of being all about you.
43:34Happy holidays, Melvin.
43:42And to all a good nog.
43:44You know, giving is better than getting.
43:45Oh, so yous don't want your presents.
43:47Here you go, boys.
43:48Compliments of the jingle bus.
43:50You're invited to the premiere of The Last Blizzmas,
43:53a true story of how George Beard and Harold Hutchins saved Christmas.
43:57A Santa Claus film starring Lee Dingman.
44:00George, Santa made a movie about us.
44:02That's even better than a TV show.
44:04Ow!
44:04Why won't this giraffe guy leave me alone?
44:07We never stopped believing in you, Santa.
44:09Even after you got jacked and started dying your hair.
44:12Thanks, boys.
44:13Now let's go celebrate Christmas.
44:17First, let's fight this dinosaur made of fire for some reason!
44:21La la la!
44:26I'm in a movie!
44:27You really can't beat Christmas.
44:31Nope.
44:31You'd have to be nuts to even try.
44:33Handsome, smart, and funny, too.
44:35Woo!
44:36That line took forever.
44:38So, when does the movie start?
44:39Aww!
44:57See you next time, John Lee.
44:59Come out!
45:04Bye!
45:06Woo!
45:11Woo!
45:12Woo!
45:13Woo!
45:13Woo!
45:16Woo!
45:16And, yeah.
45:18peer겠죠bowl.
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