- 6 weeks ago
Mr. Krupp makes the kids do arts and crafts so he can sell for the worth of the LeisureMyLand. However, an anomaly in their creations sends them into the Dream Dimension, a place where dreams are reality. Melvin tricks Harold into dreaming up their worst nightmare, Melviathan. If real Krupp is back at the actual camp, who will save the day?
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00:00This is George Beard and Harold Hutchinson.
00:17George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top.
00:19Harold is the one on the right with the t-shirt and the bad haircut.
00:22Remember that now, because they're about to get the summer camp of their dreams on.
00:26Here's the plan. We're gonna swim to the center of this lake and summon the lost tribe of the Orkinadians.
00:33Right, and then we'll play water ball with the ninja sharks.
00:35Followed by a lake steak BBQ with the Eel-Arians.
00:39Time permitting.
00:49Algae. Don't go in there. Unless you like algae.
00:53Megatennis?
00:53These bugs are a plague!
00:56First one to send the ball into orbit wins!
00:59The court's gone.
01:00But oddly, the net's still there.
01:01Horseback skiing?
01:02Only if the gravel's fresh.
01:05I need more hands for swatting!
01:11Lake's summer camp is dead to us.
01:13Me too.
01:15More hands!
01:16We're cool!
01:18We're cool!
01:18Me too!
01:19Now they're summering at summer camp, and Mr. Crump is too!
01:20Blah, blah, blah!
01:21Once they used, they hit no ring, and first they made him dance!
01:22Then accidentally cut on purpose, turned him into Captain Underpants!
01:23With a snap, he's a captain flying through the trees!
01:24And don't forget when he gets wet, you're sure to fill and squeeze!
01:26Blah, blah, blah!
01:27Put it all together, what could possibly go wrong?
01:29Now this is the end of the Captain Underpants song!
01:33With a snap, he's a captain flying through the trees!
01:36And don't forget when he gets wet, you're sure to fill and squeeze!
01:39Blah, blah, blah!
01:40Put it all together, what could possibly go wrong?
01:43Now this is the end of the Captain Underpants song!
01:47Find your beard and hair with a bunch of light!
01:48Trot of camp!
01:49The Monstrous Mayhem of the Massive Melviathan!
01:52Chapter 1.
01:53I can't believe it's not better.
01:55Fridge magnets, keychains, toothbrushes!
01:58I can't believe people buy this homemade junk!
02:00Avacozy?
02:03An avocado cozy to keep my avocados warm?
02:06Oh, yes!
02:08Yes, yes, yes!
02:09I gotta buy it!
02:10I gotta buy it!
02:13Oh, no!
02:14I need $80,000 to buy a Leisure Miland Inflatable Island.
02:18What do you mean there's no reservation for Krupp?
02:20I called months ago!
02:24So no spending, just saving.
02:26Yeah, okay.
02:27Yeah, no, that's not...
02:29That's just...
02:30What?
02:31Hey!
02:32There's a penny and a button.
02:33I should have $80,000 by now.
02:35Come on, Promotional Pizzasaurus Bank!
02:38Show me the money!
02:3932 cents and 67 buttons?
02:42How are there more buttons in there than money?
02:46What do you want?
02:47This camp is all bad.
02:48We want a camp that's all good.
02:49But first, we want you to put a shirt on.
02:51I'm trying!
02:52You know, it's like a tornado in here!
02:55So will you make the camp better?
02:56Better?
02:57This camp is perfect!
02:58There's air and dirt and bugs!
03:01What more could you want?
03:02We want the camp we dreamed about.
03:04And that camp has.
03:05Swimming, fishing, water skiing, volleyball and boomerangs.
03:08Big ball, baseball, sailing, horses, diving off of overhakes.
03:10Archery and kayaking and barbecuing dominoes.
03:13Blazer Tech can't show the flag by eating at a talent show.
03:16Never!
03:17And there's no changing my mind.
03:18You gotta give us something!
03:20Or we'll make sure you don't sleep for the rest of the summer.
03:23Oh, how are you gonna do that?
03:24Well, that's the end of that!
03:25No more of that!
03:26Now ask yourself.
03:27How many do we have?
03:29Hey!
03:30We need to throw him a bone so we can sleep.
03:32Happy crap?
03:33Ooh!
03:34How about a smile-a-thon?
03:35What?
03:36No!
03:37Hungry crap!
03:38The pie-eating thing?
03:39No!
03:40Weepy crap!
03:41A good cry?
03:42You have one idea always!
03:44And it's awful!
03:45Hey, what about arts and crafts?
03:48I hate arts and crafts!
03:50Sure, but you can have the kids do it.
03:52Sell whatever they make and use the money to buy a leisured mileage.
03:56I love arts and crafts!
03:58Not bad, sneaky crap!
03:59Hey!
04:00Where'd he go?
04:01And where's my wallet?
04:03I've changed my mind.
04:04You can have arts and crafts.
04:06Really?
04:07Just like that?
04:08Yep.
04:09Take it or leave it.
04:10It's wrong, but it's better than sinkhole tennis.
04:12We'll take it.
04:13Ah!
04:14Hello, sweatshop labor!
04:15I mean, campers!
04:16What's that?
04:17A bear?
04:18Uh, no.
04:19It's Altitude.
04:20A monster from a previous episode.
04:24Let's go with bear.
04:25Give me 20 of those.
04:26Ooh!
04:27A fancy fishing net!
04:29It's a dreamcatcher.
04:30Dreamcatcher!
04:32If you say so.
04:33Give me 30 of those babies.
04:34Guys, these arts and crafts are just swell!
04:37Top-notch!
04:38When you're done, bring the merchandise or projects up front and I'll box them up.
04:44For safekeeping.
04:45Ah, shirt!
04:47Come back here!
04:48Awesome treehouse.
04:49Arts and crafts are cool, but not as cool as any of the camp stuff from our dreams.
04:54Oh, no!
04:55Melvin!
04:56You're being attacked by a robo-lamb squid!
04:57We'll save you even though we don't like you!
04:59No, you slow leaks!
05:00This is a Swap Happy 2000.
05:01It swaps bugs away.
05:02That's a combination of swat and zap.
05:03Swap!
05:04Copyright Sneedworks.
05:05Why don't you just use bug spray?
05:06Because I'm not a caveman.
05:07My glue gun is finally hot.
05:08Now I can make arts and crafts worthwhile with my paper mache particle accelerator.
05:10Oh, no.
05:11A bug landed on the...
05:12Hot glue!
05:13UGH!
05:14UGH!
05:15ALERGY!
05:16UGH!
05:17Algae!
05:18Woah!
05:19papier-mâché particle accelerator. Oh no, a bug landed on the hot glue!
05:41Algae. A Melvin sea monster? That's my worst nightmare. Mine too. You thinking
05:47what I'm thinking? That we should sleep with our eyes open from now on? Yes, and arts and
05:51crafts comics. Chapter 2, Captain Underpants and the Massive Melviathan by George Beard and Harold
05:56Hutchins. So there was a volcano stunt show called Magnificent where acrobats and stuff did stunts
06:03over a live volcano. It was like really cool and totally dangerous. Captain Underpants was a star
06:09because he was invulnerable, bad at stunts, and always falling into the lava curse. It hit aloe vera,
06:14which was a big crowd-pleaser. Oh no! Yay! Unfortunately, he fell in one too many times and woke up Melviathan,
06:20a giant, annoying, multi-armed servant, who lived in a volcano! Oh duh! And Melviathan was all,
06:26stunt show, why I live here! And Captain Underpants was like, there aren't a lot of volcanoes, man!
06:30And that was the last straw! Melviathan unleashed the octa-punch, which is eight punches at once,
06:35one, two, three, four, five, six, eight! And Captain Underpants woke up in a secret lab because the
06:40president of the first saved him and he was all, save that him? So they put Captain Underpants through
06:45the Enhanced Soldier program while he was asleep! When he woke up in a cloud of fog and smoke and stuff,
06:50how happy he was da-da-da! Captain Ultrapance! He had lasers, axes, robot sneak arms, surround sound,
06:58at a taco bar! So, everything! Thank you, taxpayers! Captain Underpants flew back to a volcano with his new
07:04foot booster rocket, which she didn't really need because she could already fly, but they looked cool!
07:08And everybody was all, where have you been? It's been three months! And Captain Underpants,
07:12oh! And Captain Ultrapance was like, I don't wear a watch! What is time? Anyway, big question!
07:18And he unleashed every weapon he had at the same time!
07:21Taco bar noises and knocked out Melviathan! He regained consciousness and was all, I'm out!
07:27And by that means, I'm moving! And then they turned Magma-Mephiston into a Broadway show that lost a lot of his charm!
07:32Look at the end! Look at all these orders! Those arts and crafts are selling like hotcakes!
07:38The leisure Milan is as good as all mine! I hear the steak here is excellent!
07:47Delicious! Hey! Why aren't you arts and crafting?
07:50We're over arts and crafts! Sweat and glitter? Bad combination!
07:54Yeah, so we're ready for the next camp activity! Like bobsledding?
07:58Please be bobsledding! Please be bobsledding!
08:00Huh? No, I need a spa!
08:02Oh!
08:03Oh!
08:04We're sinking! Every crop for himself!
08:08Got a crop sale or crop!
08:10Make them an offer they can't refuse!
08:12And make me's a chicken pop sandwich! Extra mats to go!
08:16Yeah, wise guy crop! And who stole my watch?
08:19Psst! Wanna buy a watch?
08:21So, you're over this, huh?
08:23Yeah, we don't want to make arts and crafts anymore!
08:26Now you've got to do arts and crafts! First camp to make 1,000 arts and or crafts gets to leave this room!
08:33What about the other camp?
08:34The other camp gets to make 2,000! And I'm not pitting you against each other to benefit myself!
08:39Nope! Not doing that!
08:42Shirt!
08:45Camp Lake Summer Camp versus Lake Summer Camp Camp! Start crafting!
08:51Keep up the good work! Whatever those are, they're great!
08:54Sophie-1, your feather boas are perfect!
08:58Other Sophie, find a bird and get us more feathers!
09:04You're stringing beads like a champ, Gooch!
09:09How are things in the pinecone department, buddy?
09:11The pinecone-panions are almost done! This is the last raccoon!
09:14We've got this in the wicker bag!
09:16You're a machine, Dressy!
09:18A frivolous machine that makes junk, but still a machine!
09:22I love making dream catchers!
09:24Dream c-c-c-c-catchers!
09:27Melvin's camp is killing us bead by bead! We'll never get out of here!
09:31Unless we slow Dressy down!
09:32He said, with a gleam in his eye...
09:34Like this! Like this! Like this! Like this!
09:37Like this!
09:39Not getting it! Can you show us again?
09:41Yeah, and go even slower!
09:42And can you explain what dream catchers do again?
09:45Also slowly!
09:46Sure!
09:47Dream c-c-c-chers...
09:51Not that slow!
09:52Are supposed to let good dreams in and keep bad dreams out!
09:55Help!
09:56It's too bad this isn't a dream hatcher!
09:58Then it could hatch our dream summer camp!
10:00Yeah! If we'd never leave or let anything spoil it!
10:03Sorry, guys! Dream technology isn't there yet!
10:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
10:07Well, a boy can dream!
10:09Anyway, can you go over these one more time?
10:11With more unnecessary words?
10:13Stop undermining my ringer, you extra toes!
10:15It's not going to work!
10:16We're getting out of this memento mill and leaving you in our DIY dust!
10:20Now unhand that dream catcher!
10:22Make us!
10:23Fine!
10:24Prepare for maximum swap!
10:35Oh no, too much swap!
10:37You lunatic!
10:38You've swapped us all!
10:40I always thought my life would end in a vortex!
10:43Oh, that was number two on my list behind game show!
10:45Yeah!
10:46Chapter 3, Beyond Your Childest Dreams
11:00What just happened?
11:01Where are we?
11:02What have we done?
11:03You opened a vortex to the dream dimension!
11:05And it pulled us in!
11:06Pulled!
11:07And that explains what's going on!
11:09Kinda!
11:10It's not real!
11:11Wake up!
11:12Wake up!
11:15Welcome to the dream dimension!
11:16Where dreams are reality?
11:19Pinches?
11:20You know that guy?
11:21Yeah!
11:22It's Pinches the Purple Penguin!
11:23He was my imaginary friend a while back!
11:25You got change for a 10?
11:26All I got is a 20!
11:28Deal!
11:29Same old Pinches!
11:31Whoa!
11:32It's my dream hovercraft!
11:33Everything here is stuff from both of your dreams!
11:36Because you were both holding the dream catcher that got swapped!
11:39Swapped!
11:41So it's all good dream stuff?
11:43So far, but nothing's a lock here!
11:45Some things happen for a reason!
11:47Others just happen!
11:48Dreams have a lot of wiggle room!
11:50Wiggle room!
11:51How do you know all this?
11:53I took a dream class!
11:54You now know dreams!
11:55Certificate!
11:57So then, like, why are we still at camp?
11:59And not someplace better!
12:01Like a spa!
12:02Cause Harold and I have dreamed of going to camp since forever!
12:07Whoa!
12:08Which one of you dreamed this?
12:09Both of us!
12:10Cool!
12:11Hey, I'm in stereo!
12:12So are we!
12:13So this place has literally our dreams come true!
12:15Yes!
12:16Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
12:18No!
12:19Nooooo!
12:21Buckle up, baby!
12:22Cause the summer camp of our dreams just got real!
12:25In our dreams!
12:26And nothing's gonna stop us!
12:27He said with authority!
12:32Cow toots are real windy!
12:34Just like I dreamt it!
12:35Swimming, fishing, waterskiing, volleyball and boomerangs!
12:38People, baseball, sailing, horseshoes, diving off our overheads!
12:41Whew!
12:42You okay?
12:43Give me a sec!
12:44Whew!
12:45Okay!
12:46Archery and kayaking and barbecuing dominoes!
12:48Blazer, tech, catcher the flag by eating at a talent show!
12:51This is the life!
12:56Yeah, I could stay here forever!
12:58Me too!
12:59Our horror is amazing here!
13:02Wait, where's other Sophie?
13:04Meanwhile, in the real world, other Sophie was still looking for the feathers that Jessica
13:08sent her to find.
13:14And back in dream camp...
13:15I love sky surfing!
13:18Sky surfing!
13:20Moosel Beach?
13:21You gotta be a member to work out here?
13:23Or just a moose?
13:26Oh, yay!
13:28Moosel Beach was a weird dream.
13:33Everybody loves dream camp, buddy!
13:35I don't love it!
13:36I hate it!
13:37When are we leaving?
13:38And why is that giant mosquito shadowing me?
13:40This is George and Harold's dream dimension, so they have to dream us out of here.
13:44Then do it, you unbaked cakes!
13:46Yeah, no.
13:47But we want you to have fun, so maybe this will help.
13:50You think a hat will help?
13:52Wrong!
13:53How about this one?
13:54No!
13:55No!
13:56No more hats!
13:57No!
13:58No hats!
13:59We should go after him.
14:00If he's not happy here, he could ruin this.
14:02How?
14:03There are dreams.
14:04It's not like he can turn them against us.
14:06He said recklessly.
14:09Ugh!
14:10Even the rocks here are annoying.
14:11I must get out of here.
14:12Hey!
14:13You wanna get out of here?
14:14Yes, I just said that.
14:15I can get you out.
14:16But first, you gotta change for a 10?
14:17I only have a 20.
14:18Deal!
14:19Hey!
14:20What about getting out of here?
14:21Nah, it's easy.
14:22Make George and Harold wanna leave.
14:23What, that's it?
14:24I paid 20 bucks for that?
14:26This place is my worst nightmare.
14:28Worst nightmare.
14:29He said to advance the plot.
14:31Ugh!
14:32Dallas, stop seasoning me!
14:34Ha!
14:3580,000 in advance orders for arts and crafts.
14:38Exactly the amount I need to buy my leisure myland.
14:41And maybe some new buttons!
14:43Where is everyone?
14:46Where are the arts and crafts?
14:48Oh no!
14:49No!
14:50No!
14:51I'm ruined!
14:56No!
14:57No!
14:58No!
14:59No!
15:00We're too close to give up now!
15:02Pull it together, crap!
15:03Yes!
15:04Ugh!
15:05You gotta do this yourself!
15:07No!
15:08Hot glue!
15:10Chapter 4, Sour Dream.
15:14Melvin!
15:15Welcome back!
15:16You up for some shark jousting?
15:17Grab a fan and join us and don't ruin everything!
15:20Or if you're not up for normal fun, how about some Melvin fun?
15:23Like these beakers from my dream about Dr. Eyebulge, the mad scientist!
15:28Yes, this place is full of your dreams, but where are all your nightmares?
15:34I wonder.
15:35Good question.
15:36Guess we haven't been thinking about them.
15:38Perhaps you should.
15:39Okay.
15:40Wait a second!
15:41Harold!
15:42He's trying to make us bring our nightmares to life!
15:44Clear your mind!
15:48Done!
15:49My mind is a complete blank.
15:50Yes!
15:51Don't think about your nightmares.
15:52Think about your worst nightmare!
15:54Malviathan!
15:55No!
15:56Look away!
15:59Whoops!
16:04That is a nightmare!
16:05I bet he'll destroy us all!
16:07Starting with you!
16:08Harold!
16:09Dream that thing away!
16:11Oh, no good!
16:12It's still here!
16:14Because no one can control their nightmares.
16:16But you can dream us out of this absurd dream dimension.
16:19Melvin's right.
16:20It's time to let go of our dreams.
16:21No!
16:22We're not done living the dream!
16:23How about the invisible horse?
16:25Ha!
16:26Giddy up, can't see biscuit!
16:31Pasha!
16:32Invisible horse?
16:33I hate this place.
16:34And stop buttering me!
16:38Faster, invisible flying cobra!
16:40Lower, invisible amphibious plasmarine!
16:43Higher, invisible robo-kangarooster!
16:49I can still pull this off if I can just chew myself free!
16:55Help!
16:57Man, am I glad I dreamed of a tree house no one could see.
16:59Provide they won't find us in here.
17:01Wait!
17:02Why are we running?
17:03This is our dream world!
17:04If we dream that thing up, we can also dream up...
17:07Captain Underpants!
17:08Or, even better, we can make...
17:09Captain Ultra Pants!
17:10From our comic!
17:12He said breathlessly...
17:13We can make him faster, a stronger, tougher...
17:15With flame-offs!
17:16And a laser battle axe!
17:17And a robot snake-on!
17:18And a smoothie machine!
17:21Yes!
17:22We better start a list!
17:25I can't believe we added everything on the list!
17:27Oh, he's magnificent!
17:33Raise your ultra-visor!
17:34Tra-la-leg-day!
17:36Cause this stuff's heavy!
17:42Whoa-ho!
17:43And confusing!
17:44We might have gone too far!
17:45You can't go too far in your dreams, Harold!
17:47Captain Underpants, we need you to defeat Mel Viathan!
17:50He's messing up our dream camp!
17:52Sure!
17:53And here's a couple of pineapple pork apocalypse smoothies!
17:56Oops!
17:59You guys got insurance?
18:08Stop benching us!
18:10Ugh!
18:11I wish other Sophie was here to be chum!
18:13Back in the real world...
18:17I'm not gonna get out!
18:18I'm not gonna get out!
18:19I'm not gonna get out!
18:20I'm not gonna get out!
18:21I'm not gonna get out!
18:22I'm not gonna get out!
18:23It's gonna get out!
18:24It's gonna get out!
18:26And back in dream camp!
18:30This is your dream camp?
18:31I thought it would have more doughnut chops!
18:33Uh-uh!
18:34Uh-uh!
18:38Mel Viathan's really crushing your dreams!
18:40You sure you don't want to leave before he destroys us all?
18:43And what's this?
18:44A needlessly complicated coffee dispenser?
18:45No!
18:46He's our ultimate weapon!
18:47Hi!
18:48I'm Captain Underpants!
18:49Whoa!
18:50Whoa-ho!
18:51I hope I have another one of those!
18:52He also makes smoothies!
18:54Oh, then I'm sure everything will be fine!
19:05I'm gonna freeze blast your melviathan just as soon as I figure out which button does that!
19:10Chapter 5, the incredibly graphic violence chapter presented in Plethorama!
19:15Cause plethora means too much and sometimes too much of a good thing is a bad thing!
19:19This laser battle-axe is too heavy!
19:23Have a snake with a side of fish!
19:26Ultra-bred attack!
19:28Whoa!
19:29I'll beat that guy as soon as this booster rocket runs out of juice!
19:34I was wrong!
19:35You can go too far in your dreams!
19:37Captain Ultra-pants is like putting pie on a game!
19:39You can go too far in your dreams!
19:41Captain Ultra-pants is like putting pie on a game!
19:44You can go too far in your dreams!
19:46Captain Ultra-pants is like putting pie on a game!
19:48On a cookie!
19:49On a brownie!
19:50On a donut!
19:51On candy!
19:52Go on!
19:53Yeah, we should just keep it real!
19:57This dream is cancelled!
19:58Too real!
19:59Thanks for the cape, Mr. Crocobat!
20:04Woo!
20:05That's so much better!
20:06All that stuff was really weighing me down!
20:08Like a hippohadamus!
20:12Okay, Captain Underpants!
20:14Do your thing!
20:15You had me a thing!
20:16I'm gonna camp that guy into the ground!
20:19You went back to the base model?
20:20Were you not losing hard enough?
20:22He doesn't even have 20-20 vision!
20:26Who was that?
20:27All I saw was a blur!
20:28And when did I get butt rockets?
20:30Not a complaint!
20:31Just a question!
20:32Can we talk about this after?
20:33Right!
20:34I'm on the clock!
20:35Which is what I'm gonna clean!
20:36Camp attack!
20:41Swimming, fishing, water skiing, volleyball and boomerangs!
20:44Paintball, baseball, sailing, horseshoes, diving off of overhangs!
20:47Are you okay?
20:48So thirsty!
20:49Have some smoothie!
20:50Mmm!
20:51Pork!
20:52Archering, kayaking, and barbecuing dominoes!
20:55Laser tech capture the flag by eating an Italian show!
20:58Something something, moccasins, and everything must come today!
21:01We're going out of business and these sandwiches won't eat themselves!
21:05Hey, dude!
21:06She's out!
21:07You can stop!
21:08Oh, that was fun!
21:11But I think this pork has turned!
21:14Yup!
21:18We did it!
21:19We won!
21:20That's why we have to go home!
21:21What?
21:22We'll always win here!
21:23Cause this is our dream world!
21:24So the wins don't matter!
21:25The problem with this place is it's all good!
21:27And good without bad isn't good!
21:29Yeah!
21:30Without rain, you wouldn't appreciate sunshine!
21:32Or dry socks!
21:33And like how Sophie won is better!
21:35Because of other Sophie!
21:37Back in the real world!
21:41And sometimes bad even makes good!
21:50Right!
21:51Without school, we wouldn't have Captain Underpants!
21:53Exactly!
21:54And that's a fact smack!
21:55Facts smack!
21:56Sorry a dream camp was destroyed!
21:58But hey!
21:59I just won a thumbs upie!
22:01And I've never been on a TV show!
22:03Except this one!
22:04He said breaking the fourth wall!
22:06So you're saying our real dream camp is...
22:08Ugh!
22:09This place smells like a bathroom four feet!
22:15Camp sweet camp!
22:17Huh!
22:18Sinkhole tennis anyone?
22:19Hello?
22:20Where is everybody?
22:21They ditched ya!
22:22You gotta change for a ten!
22:23Trust me!
22:24The throwing up is worth it!
22:26Huh!
22:27Get me outta here!
22:28Huh!
22:29Get me outta here!
22:30Everybody they ditched ya ya change for 10 trust me the throwing up is worth it
23:00You
23:30You
24:00You
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