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00:00.
00:07Very excited about today's show.
00:09We have got an England player on the show today.
00:12Not just any England player, a goal-scoring England player.
00:14A player that I've admired for many years.
00:17An absolute legend who's unbelievable in the Euros.
00:21England international.
00:23An England player?
00:24Oh no, I never signed up for that kind of s***.
00:30Go on, Robes!
00:46Hello, I'm Robes.
00:48This is the League of the Rogue.
00:50Let's meet the teams in the blue corner.
00:53Joining Jill Scott and Micah Richards is a comedian who's such a big Scotland fan
00:57that tonight is going home after the first round.
00:59It's Kevin Bridget!
01:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:04And joining Jamie Redknapp on the red team is a comedian
01:07who's a friend to the show but enemy to hairdressers everywhere
01:10is Maisie Adam!
01:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:14Really? Really?
01:16Really good!
01:18And joining them tonight, our very special guest.
01:21It is Aston Villa, an England striker,
01:25and the reason you threw a pint over your head last summer,
01:28the one and only...
01:29Olly Watkins!
01:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:36Olly Watkins, everybody!
01:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:40Thanks for coming on the show.
01:55Now listen, you were undoubtedly responsible for the moment of last summer.
02:00Have a look at this.
02:01Here's Watkins, right at the end, trying to turn it over!
02:07And Olly Watkins has in the final minute of the semi-final!
02:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:13England's players spill onto the pitch!
02:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:21How incredible was that?
02:23Probably the best feeling in my career.
02:25Obviously, when you score a goal, it's unbelievable,
02:28but to do it for your country, you can see the emotion on my face,
02:32everything, like, ah.
02:34Yeah.
02:35I mean, listen, I know what it's like to score a goal,
02:37but I only ever did it for Real Madrid.
02:39So...
02:41Bit of a different level.
02:43But I admit, like, your face was just, like,
02:47you were so alive.
02:49It's just an amazing feeling, right?
02:50Yeah, but I called it, like, I said,
02:52the boys on the bench, I was sat there,
02:54there was these big leather seats,
02:56and I said to the lads, I was like,
02:57I'm gonna score.
02:58I was like, how are you gonna get over?
02:59And they're like,
03:00we'll just fucking climb over.
03:02LAUGHTER
03:04Legend of the goal, to score in the semi-final
03:06and then to go on and win the runners-up medal,
03:09what an achievement, man.
03:10LAUGHTER
03:11I was gonna say, don't give it that.
03:12You'd be celebrating.
03:13You were celebrating when we lost, didn't you?
03:15No.
03:16I don't think it was, as a Scottish person,
03:18that was...
03:19it was funny.
03:20LAUGHTER
03:21But I don't think it's the best heartbreak.
03:23There's been better ones.
03:24I mean, it's barely even top five, man.
03:26But the previous Euro's penalties is always good,
03:28but enjoy that.
03:29LAUGHTER
03:30And then Iceland was a nice one.
03:32Lampard's disallowed exit,
03:34a couple of nice Portugals.
03:36LAUGHTER
03:37I'd say just do it top five, Oli, but...
03:40At least we made out of the group.
03:41LAUGHTER
03:42I know.
03:43That's of it.
03:44That's of it.
03:45Go on, Oli!
03:46Go on!
03:47And we managed...
03:48We managed six shots in the entire tournament, mate.
03:51There we go.
03:52Not even shots on target.
03:53Just shots.
03:54LAUGHTER
03:55As a nation, there are positives to take for that.
03:59LAUGHTER
04:00Now, Oli, I've actually got a bone to pick with you, OK?
04:03Cos me and my family play Fantasy Premier League.
04:06We're all in a league together,
04:08and my wife basically picks the players that she fancies, OK?
04:13LAUGHTER
04:14Her team's called Sexy Ballers.
04:15LAUGHTER
04:16And up front, she's picked you.
04:18So that's pretty out of order, isn't it?
04:20I mean, let's...
04:21APPLAUSE
04:23Go on, Lisa!
04:24Let's put to one side the fact
04:25that we're talking about a 45-year-old woman
04:27choosing amongst men in their 20s.
04:29LAUGHTER
04:30Hold on, Rom.
04:31She's got one for ex-players as well.
04:33Pardon?
04:34It's more like a WhatsApp group, though.
04:36I've got the players here.
04:37Me.
04:38Dion Dublin.
04:39Akin Femois.
04:40Carlos Holt.
04:42Didier Drogba.
04:44Yaya Toure.
04:45I mean, I'm not jumping to conclusions,
04:47but I think she's got a type.
04:49Well...
04:50APPLAUSE
04:53Whoo!
04:55APPLAUSE
04:57I never made that team.
04:59LAUGHTER
05:02LAUGHTER
05:07But anyway, listen, Ollie, I just want to say,
05:09it's always nice to come face-to-face with someone
05:10your wife would like to sleep with.
05:12LAUGHTER
05:13The main thing is, you sound really fine about it.
05:15Yeah, listen, I'm fine about it.
05:16My marriage is a hollow shell.
05:18Is he triple-captain as well?
05:20Oh, she'd love to triple-captain him.
05:22LAUGHTER
05:23She would triple-captain him all night long.
05:25Give you a right old bench boost, mate.
05:27LAUGHTER
05:28This has gone down ill quick.
05:30Maisie, do you think she got it right there?
05:33Do I think your wife got it right in fancying Ollie Watkins?
05:36Mm.
05:37This is his first time on the show.
05:38We're not going to objectify it.
05:39I had you in my fantasy Premier League, Ollie.
05:42You were fantastic,
05:43and I picked you purely off your footballing merits, actually,
05:45because I've got nothing but respect.
05:47I picked you because of your football ability.
05:49LAUGHTER
05:50What a nerd.
05:51LAUGHTER
05:53Now, Ollie, it's been an amazing journey for you,
05:55but it's fair to say it hasn't been a surprise to everyone, has it?
05:58Because...
05:59Let's take a look at the award your head teacher gave you
06:01when you were leaving school in Year 11.
06:03The award you got was the award for student
06:05most likely to be on a disgusting weekly salary.
06:08LAUGHTER
06:09At what point at school did you realise
06:10you were going to be too good to bother studying?
06:13No, to be fair, I always said I put my eggs in one basket.
06:17I'll tell you what, my wife would love to put her eggs in your basket.
06:20I'll tell you that for nothing.
06:21I wouldn't mind either, to be fair.
06:23LAUGHTER
06:24APPLAUSE
06:33Have some of that!
06:34LAUGHTER
06:36Uh, Meeks, how do you feel about how much money
06:38footballers are making today?
06:40Um, not great, to be honest.
06:42Imagine if you played now,
06:43you'd be able to buy yourself a shirt.
06:45LAUGHTER
06:47LAUGHTER
06:52APPLAUSE
06:53Wow.
06:54Let's crack on with round one.
06:55Uh, red team, have a look at this.
06:57The Rafe...
06:59The Rafe...
07:00The Rafe...
07:01Greenwich scores!
07:02Inequality, composure,
07:04Jack Greenwich has both.
07:08Wonderful play by Martínez.
07:10What a small double!
07:11Outrageous from the goalkeeper.
07:13Oli's played with all three of them,
07:14but can you match them to their unbelievable fact?
07:16Who can't wink?
07:17Who let his dog poo on the training pitch?
07:19David Bellingham!
07:21I love it, they're brilliant!
07:27So, there you saw Alan the Drib, Jude Bellingham,
07:29trying to match with Jack Grealish,
07:31and just plain mad Emi Martinez.
07:33Oli's played with all three of them,
07:35but can you match them to their unbelievable fact?
07:37Who can't wink?
07:39Who let his dog poo on the training pitch?
07:41And who had a clause in his contract
07:43that would entitle him to £20,000
07:45if he managed to pass an exam at Cambridge University?
07:48Any thoughts, Jay?
07:49What's that?
07:50First thought.
07:51Oh, first thought.
07:52Any thoughts?
07:53Any thoughts?
07:54Um...
07:57No?
07:58Shall we crack her?
08:00I actually think they could all be Jack.
08:02Yeah.
08:03Well, Jack always used to bring his dog into training.
08:06Oh, there you go. Nice.
08:07And does that dog have a poo-y vibe?
08:10Yeah, cock-a-poo.
08:11Yeah, there you go, Sue.
08:13He does tons as well.
08:14This guy, Lisa's gonna love smashing the shit out of you.
08:17Have you ever seen Jack Grealish wink?
08:20Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jack can wink.
08:22Yeah.
08:23Jamie definitely can't wink anyway.
08:24Why?
08:25Your face is frozen.
08:28Go on.
08:29See?
08:30How hard is that going?
08:31I'm a proper winker.
08:32Uh, we all love Jude, don't we?
08:33Yeah.
08:34Yeah.
08:35Yeah.
08:36You love Jude, right?
08:37Yeah, yeah.
08:38And listen, I don't want to...
08:39I know this is gonna sound weird, but he looks like he'd smell incredible.
08:41Does he?
08:42I know what you mean.
08:43Yeah.
08:44Yeah.
08:45Be fair, I've not got that close to him, because he played for blues before, didn't he?
08:47Oh, yeah.
08:48So, he stinks.
08:49Stinky.
08:50Yeah.
08:51Surely, every footballer smells quite good, Ollie.
08:52Who's the smelliest player in the England squad?
08:53Oh.
08:54Wow.
08:55You still get smelly...
08:56Jamie's day, there's a few...
08:57Big Razor Ruddock.
08:58Yeah, he's smelly.
08:59He looked fucking sulfuric.
09:00He just looked like he's got a decent fart, and I think that's gone.
09:02I think the modern game is really missing.
09:03Smelly bastards.
09:04Yeah, everyone's into...
09:05You see the wash bags that we carry into the game.
09:06Yeah.
09:07You see the wash bags that we carry into the game.
09:08Yeah.
09:09You see the wash bags that we carry into the game.
09:10Yeah.
09:11Yeah.
09:12Yeah.
09:13Yeah.
09:14Yeah.
09:15Yeah.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Yeah.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Yeah.
09:22Yeah.
09:23Now, what about Jack Grealish?
09:24Ollie, you spent the season with Jack at Villa.
09:26Was it as fun as it looks from the outside?
09:27Well, let's put it this way.
09:28I've been on a few nights out with Jack, and if you want to go out with someone, he's
09:29the best.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Yeah.
09:32Yeah.
09:33Yeah.
09:34Yeah.
09:35Yeah.
09:36Yeah.
09:37Yeah.
09:38Yeah.
09:39Yeah.
09:40Yeah.
09:41Yeah.
09:42Yeah.
09:43Yeah.
09:44Yeah.
09:45Yeah.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Yeah.
09:48Yeah.
09:49Yeah.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Yeah.
09:52Yeah.
09:53Yeah.
09:54Yeah.
09:55Yeah.
09:56So, that's so nice, yeah.
09:57Yeah, no, he's the man to go out with someone.
09:58He's the man to go out with.
09:59But, um, on the pitch as well, like, he's unbelievable.
10:00Um...
10:01I think he made it quite clear when he was sipping for a bottle of vodka.
10:02Yeah.
10:03Yeah.
10:04When he won the Champions League and he's just on the podium, drinking straight vodka.
10:06That's impressive, isn't it?
10:07And it's how to crush any rumours that you're moving to the Saudi league.
10:13And it just...
10:14Uh, now, Jill, this is all about Ollie's team mates.
10:15Yeah.
10:16What about...
10:17Yeah.
10:18Were you a good teammate, do you think?
10:19When I retired I was quite proud because all the messages I got was you were a great teammate
10:24Always helping always giving played 161 times for England. No one said I remember a good game of a good performance
10:31So I was a good teammate, but a shit player. I think
10:36Now you are such a good teammate that someone you played with actually named their son after you is that wow
10:42Yeah, I had a message in the euros actually from Neil mobile saying
10:46Just how hi mate. How are you just let you know? I've named my son after you
10:52You name his son Ollie Watkins
10:56No, we could just run it was just random. I didn't expect it. I thought he was asking for a signed shirt or something like that
11:02Jay this question if you were to have another boy. Would you call it Ramesh or Micah?
11:08Wow, right. I've got seven
11:11You got seven. Oh, yeah, and step kids. Yeah, I'm not having any more and I wouldn't name it after you
11:16I've if I had to it in a
11:19Like parallel universe have another kid and I wasn't married. I'd have it with you
11:24What?
11:28I have to be a hell of a fucking parallel universe by the way
11:32Why would you have it with Jill should be good should be good. What does that mean?
11:36No, I don't that's no you're clapping at the wrong thing. I don't think because we wouldn't do like that
11:49We wouldn't have thingy. We would tell me just shop, please
11:54Jamie Jamie I don't mean because you're 57 years old and you still call it thingy
11:59Do you mean IVF?
12:02No, he does not mean IVF
12:04He means he wouldn't do dirty stuff with you. No, because like I think Jill
12:10Between us like one of the greatest midfield players ever to play for their country and Jill we would have
12:18We would have a honestly and the bit of it would neither it would need some no
12:22No, no
12:24No, no, it would need some northern grit, okay, because if we're gonna create a like, you know me, we're project Bellingham between us
12:32Okay, we could do that. Yeah, yeah, you think if you to have a kid it looked like Jude Bellingham
12:46Jill help me because I'm digging myself a big hole here
12:49To be fair, I've got two minutes disperse
12:54Well, you can go three times amazing
12:58Yeah, she'll have to ask you that. Are you in?
13:10Okay, red team I need an answer from you. Okay, so what do you think that was the dog?
13:15If you just tuned in now, and you just see Jack Grealish with a dog shitting on top of his head
13:21What would you think that was a league of their own?
13:25Do you think Emmy can't wank wink?
13:27And Jude with the exam. Well, I can tell you that Jack Grealish let his dog pull on the training pitch
13:33Yeah, it's Jude Bellingham that can't wink and it's Emmy Martinez had a 20 grand clause in his contract as long as he passed an exam at Cambridge
13:41So, red team, you have scored one point. Wow, sorry, no.
13:45Now, look, I know it sounds unlikely that Jude Bellingham can't wink, all right
13:49But let's have a look. And bear in mind, guys, people suffering with eye-related issues
13:53Are you going to do that?
13:54What are you going to do?
13:55What are you going to do with the exam?
13:56Well, I can tell you that Jack Grealish let his dog pull on the training pitch
14:00Now, look, I know it sounds unlikely that Jude Bellingham can't wink, all right
14:06But let's have a look. And bear in mind, guys, people suffering with eye-related issues
14:11Is a serious subject and people shouldn't last
14:14So let's all just watch in respectful silence. Have a look at this
14:27Oh, no
14:28It's like he's trying to signal to his family that he's OK
14:31Just...
14:46OK, this question is for you, blue team. Have a look at this
14:51Put up your right hand and your left one, two, and then
14:54And then, one前, number, this time with...
14:57One前, number, this time with...
14:59One, girl, this time with...
15:01One, girl.
15:03One, girl.
15:05One, girl, this time with...
15:08One, girl, this time with...
15:10One, girl.
15:12One, girl.
15:13One, girl.
15:14And then, you know the last time with...
15:16It's got it.
15:17So, there you saw Euro's winner Serena Wiegman at the Villa
15:22Unai Emery, and a bit vanilla at Gareth South.
15:24Now, they are three of football's most likeable bosses,
15:27but what I want to know is who threw up on their chairman's shoes,
15:31who picked a starting 11 by literally rolling dice,
15:34and who wouldn't let a player drink water
15:36unless everyone in the squad was drinking water too?
15:39Jill, what are your first thoughts?
15:41Well, I don't think Southgate would roll a dice.
15:44He's not really, like, risk-taking, is he?
15:46No. His biggest risk is probably,
15:48do I wear a cardigan or a waistcoat?
15:51Is he a likeable boss Oli?
15:54No, he's a nice guy. Really nice guy.
15:56Obviously, he's gone, mate. You can see what you want.
15:59I feel sorry for him.
16:00He's obviously got people like Mika slagging him off every week.
16:04What's your podcast? The rest is football.
16:06The rest is football.
16:07You, Grinica, and She-Ra all slagging off.
16:11Did you remember it? It was slagging you off.
16:13No, I wasn't. Yeah, he was. I heard that.
16:14You were? I wasn't, wasn't I?
16:16Got bones a bit where you meet.
16:17No, I was saying, ollie, ollie, ollie, get him on.
16:19No, you weren't.
16:20Where did you read it? Because you can't read.
16:22I was, well...
16:23I can listen. I can listen.
16:25Can I just say, Jeremy's response was not,
16:27I can read, it's, I can listen.
16:29And I'm working on the reading, so fuck you.
16:36Ollie, how aware were you about what was being said
16:41when you were actually at the tournament?
16:43I wasn't playing, so it didn't really affect me.
16:45I was kind of just going about my day-to-day business,
16:48but I think it got to some of the boys, you know.
16:51Do you feel they particularly were aggrieved at what Meeks was saying?
16:54Because he really did go in, do you know what I mean?
16:56Like, he was...
16:57Yeah, I think he was talking to the changing room, to be fair.
16:59Yeah.
17:00How can he do that?
17:01He used to play here, he used to sit on the bench like us
17:04and stuff like that, so...
17:07He should know better.
17:09Wow, Ollie!
17:12I was joking, mate. I was joking, I was joking.
17:16I heard that Gareth threatened you,
17:18said he'd bash you up.
17:19No.
17:20No, I wasn't.
17:21We had a little incident, didn't we?
17:22I think it was a couple months before.
17:24And I saw him in a coffee shop.
17:26Saw who, Gareth?
17:27Gareth.
17:28Yeah.
17:29We lived in the same place in Harrogate,
17:31and I was going to get a coffee,
17:34and you know when you sort of see someone,
17:36just as you left...
17:37Mate, I can see someone over there.
17:40You don't need to tell me.
17:41And we sort of locked eyes a little bit,
17:44and he just went...
17:45Really?
17:46Like...
17:47Did he tie you up?
17:48Dismissive.
17:49So I tried to, like, you know,
17:51get out of the coffee shop,
17:52sort of like moonwalking,
17:54like ridiculous,
17:55my shoulders and my height.
17:57So let me get this straight.
17:58You saw Gareth Southgate,
17:59he did it with Tiff,
18:00and he did an impersonation of Michael Jackson.
18:02That was...
18:03That was your strategy.
18:04You went...
18:05And then just moonwalked out of the coffee shop.
18:07I shouldn't have said that about you, Gareth.
18:09I'm so sorry.
18:10I'm out of here.
18:11Who's bad?
18:18During his playing days, Gareth was known...
18:20This is a massive surprising fact.
18:22Gareth was known as a sensible one.
18:24On nights out,
18:25he'd have to book taxis
18:26and tell the others to go home.
18:28Jay, were you anything like that on a night out?
18:30No.
18:31He didn't come out on the dentist chair night, Gareth.
18:34No.
18:35That sums it up.
18:36That's when we knew he was going to be the next England manager.
18:38The only player that didn't come out on our Euro's night party
18:42was Ellen White,
18:43and nine months later she had a baby.
18:45Was it a fella?
18:47Yeah.
18:50What else do you think she did?
18:51What?
18:52Hold on.
18:53Keep going, mate.
18:54I want to hear what you've got to say, mate.
18:55Yeah, come on.
18:56Talking about IVF or...
18:57Can I tell you something?
18:58I think you've been hanging out with Jamie too long.
18:59He's rubbing off on me and me.
19:00He's fake.
19:02What?
19:03So you think that night she headed to an IVF clinic
19:05and just got an insertion of an embryo
19:08and then had a baby?
19:09I don't know how it works.
19:10How was your night out?
19:11Yeah, I'm not.
19:12Absolute mad one.
19:13Then we had a fishbowl.
19:14Properly got on it.
19:15You're not going to believe it.
19:16I only ended up in an IVF clinic.
19:17Just...
19:18..threw it out of questionnaire, paid the money.
19:21Next thing you know, I'm walking out there with an embryo.
19:23Now, one of these managers wouldn't allow players to drink water
19:28unless everyone in the squad was also drinking water.
19:31Kev, if you were a football manager,
19:33what kind of rules would you bring in?
19:35Stop cutting holes in the back of your socks.
19:37What's that?
19:38I've not done that, to be fair.
19:40Yeah, I think that's for aesthetics as well.
19:42Yeah, if you've got big calves, that's why...
19:44Jack Grealish always wears his socks low
19:46because he does...
19:47The socks are tight around his calves.
19:48Does he cut them in the back?
19:49Jude Bellingham does.
19:51I...
19:52You know a lot about the way that squad wear the socks, Jamie.
19:55You've really studied this squad's socks.
19:59You know your...
20:00You know your socks, mate.
20:01Kev, Kev, Kev.
20:02Can I just stop you a second?
20:03Jamie, I'm just going to ask you,
20:04and I'll accept whatever answer.
20:05Can you understand what Kev is saying?
20:07He's not even a bad son.
20:10You've talked for quite a while.
20:12I could see the lights going out.
20:22What?
20:23Ask me again, I'll listen.
20:24I was saying, Jamie, I feel like I'm talking to fucking Alexa here.
20:28Are you standing there?
20:29Are you standing there?
20:30Hey, Jamie!
20:31I was standing there.
20:32I was...
20:33We're talking about socks, right?
20:34And then you told me that Grealish wills his socks low,
20:35and then you said something about another player in the England squad's socks,
20:37and I was saying that you seem to know a lot about this particular England squad's sock-wearing habits,
20:41and then anarchy ensued.
20:42It's a fetish.
20:43What can I say?
20:44Right.
20:45Kev, I love you, man.
20:46I love you as well, Jamie, mate.
20:47I know you don't understand that, but I love you.
20:48We sat together at a wedding one night.
20:49Oh, really?
20:50Aye.
20:51We had a couple of people between us translating.
20:52It was a good night, wasn't it?
20:53As soon as your manager, Levy book, do you understand him?
20:58Yeah.
20:59What's the difference between him and me?
21:01What's the difference?
21:02We move, right?
21:03We move.
21:04I'm going to move.
21:05No, this is what does it last month?
21:06I do not do my own interview.
21:07Go, Hungary.
21:08We're all衣装ing moments coincidentally.
21:10we're soon as your manager well you understand him yeah what's the
21:15difference between him and me okay blue team I need an answer from you okay who
21:26do you think throw up on their chairman's shoes who rolled a dice to pick
21:29their team and who wouldn't let anyone drink water unless everyone was drinking
21:32water I think Serena might be the water I'm
21:36Emery with a date that's why I was thinking what do you think roll the dice
21:40that what would he do to roll the dice to pick the players I know I mean I don't
21:44be so funny watching Jay doing it just like I'm gonna bow the dots to choose
21:47the player five what happens now Glenn Hoddle left me out once because my
21:56bio rhythms are out what is that bio rhythms what does that mean it's
22:01something to do with like the moon and the sky and the Sun you're on your
22:05period
22:09it's actually true did he tell you that yeah how did he know that because it's my
22:18birthday or something to do with that no no he pulled me on my own and just said
22:24look happy birthday but you're off yeah no he just said look I'm leaving you out I said I
22:28can't tell you shit you said to me look you're fucking injury prone you can't play
22:34anymore I'm leaving you out I'd have been like all right gaffer that's fine but he
22:37said my bio rhythms are out was that the official what they gave the public that
22:41reason kev when you say Jamie's not in the team people get it there doesn't
22:45need to be a backup explanation to see it on sky sports read now oh strained by
22:49all of them okay blue team what have you gone for and we dice
22:55serena water and garlic sick okay well I can tell you that in I'm a rolled a dice to pick
23:01his starting lineup serena vegan wouldn't let anyone drink water unless everyone was
23:04in the water and garyl southgate throw up on his chairman's shoes yes at the end of that round the blue team were in the league
23:10yes
23:22as we know as we've agreed mix was a right prick to the England team so we decided to
23:27give mix the opportunity to make it up to ollie and the England lads by taking part
23:31in this next game makes you up for it why is it this my friend is ollie what
23:36spins
23:41so as you can see as part of his apology to the England squad we have strapped
23:46mix up to a giant wheel we're gonna ask the teams a question about ollie and if
23:50they get it right they'll get an ollie what spin which will determine how many
23:53points they get mix how you feeling this this could be you in six years way
23:58it's not make sure you work hard you end up like me looking like a twatty miss
24:03I wish I had a smaller penis
24:06Jimmy's got one you can borrow
24:10hey hey hey
24:16and with his tan it's the right colour so you'll be fine okay anyone else want to have a go at my cock
24:22anyone else want to have a go at my cock oh I can't believe it
24:39here we go first question blue team how did ollie disappoint Ed Sheeran while on
24:46England duty did he get up and sing and get the words wrong or something we're
24:51not quite but I'll give you that he bottled singing with him at the England
24:55camp so to see how many points you get ollie spin the wheel
24:59Jamie do you want to help me no leave it away let's get involved oh Jamie please go gentle
25:04three points to the blue team
25:18so ollie what happened I went to get on stage of a cheering and he started singing and then he
25:29passed me like the rapping bit and yeah I just crumbled I said that this is not the one and uh he
25:35said what about this one I said no no no and went sat down and I knew it was bad because the
25:39player liaison she came over to me and she went are you okay are you all right
25:43okay reds here's your first question what did ollie say was the best gift a
25:51manager ever bought him oh is it something like a watch a classy watch I know this
25:58yeah go joe I think you're always cheap it's not cheap smart do you know what you
26:04underestimate this brain sometimes I think of one of the managers bought him a
26:09fish wow okay okay Jamie Jamie what's weird is that ollie has obviously told you
26:17the answer and you've still got it wrong it was a thank you absolutely a fish tank
26:24oh you know what is close enough ollie spin the wheel
26:35spin the wheel
26:36two points for the red team okay
26:47oh can I just ask a question yeah sure do you not think it's important to find out which manager bought
26:53him a fish tank oh yeah sorry I thought you already knew jb uh dean smith when I was at
26:57Brentford I was close with him um and I was just saying like oh you know when you go in
27:02the dentist sometimes you see a fish tank I was like oh it's quite nice isn't it yeah
27:05and the next thing you know he said are you free later for a coffee sent in my
27:09address come round and he turned up with a big fish tank so I was buzzing to be fair
27:13went and got some fish yeah you would put some fish in it like if you buy somebody a
27:16wallet you put cash in it there was fish in it can't you buy somebody an empty fish tank
27:20no I had to buy the fish you had to buy the fish well you didn't come round with a full fish tank
27:24going here you go no but hang on if you're going to buy some of your fish tank you chuck a couple of
27:29fish in yeah hey ollie i heard you really like fish here's something to put them in
27:33have you ever had a present for a manager no oh really is that not a thing of course not
27:37no you don't do secrets that gave me things for christmas i guess but
27:42okay blues your next question okay yes uh we asked ollie if you only had one complimentary
27:48ticket for a villa game who would you give it to prince william aussie osborne or tom hanks
27:54who do you think what do you think he said and they don't seem what people that are going to be
27:57scrounging for tickets no they're going to be bringing a post one surely except maybe aussie
28:02okay just to be clear this is a hypothetical all right so i'm going to go for uh i'm going to go for
28:08tom hanks tom hanks uh ollie what's the answer it was prince william he's a he's a main man
28:14ain't he yeah you gotta have him at the game that was wrong so uh unfortunately no spin uh reds
28:19your next question okay we asked ollie who out of meeks jill and jamie would be most help if you're
28:25stranded on a desert island what do you think that's jill all that no offense for that is jill
28:31what was the question exactly there you go exactly exactly who out of meeks jill and jamie would be
28:38most help if you're stranded on a desert island jill's done jungle who did you ask ollie yes are you
28:43all right is this is serious because i'm the manager to get your present you thick swat listen listen to
28:51the question the whole the round's called ollie what spin yeah but i don't know ollie that well i might be
28:58fucking good in the desert island okay who do you think he said jill
29:11okay ollie what was the answer no it was jill it was jill
29:15three points that's a great answer uh ollie spin that wheel
29:28yes oh it's fixed one point uh okay meeks you're an absolute trope you deserve a bonus
29:36point for that give it up please for ollie watkins thank you meeks yeah
29:43the next round is in honor of our guest superstar striker
29:56it's
30:05it's
30:17it's
30:43ollie watkins everybody
30:47now ollie with those like montages of footballers we have on we normally have to put those together
30:53but my wife just had that on her phone so now ollie genuinely it is a proper honor to have you on
30:59the show do you are you how aware are you the fact that last summer you were basically responsible
31:04in this room alone for 200 spilled pints and loads of uncomfortable hugs between alpha males i mean
31:09you're aware of how much of a big deal that felt yeah i think um we saw so many videos of like
31:15everyone in beer gardens and knowing that you can make that many people happy is uh it's a really
31:20good feeling so obviously after scoring a goal like that as well uh it's the best feeling ever
31:25like yeah yeah i've seen you score you're you're quite cool when you score like you you don't go but
31:30that you were like you could fight the world after that guy yeah definitely just lost my
31:33didn't i just ran just went wild you can't i think there's no emotion all those emotions that come
31:38over you uh when you see all the boys running towards you as well it's just yeah you can have
31:43it in your head that you're going to play it cool yeah you're going to play it cool and giving it that
31:46but yeah no make a celebration though can we do one like i don't know let's make some up tonight
31:51that i can take him to when i score next yeah when you score next we did we started the mobot here
31:56didn't we the mobot that was started here yeah we need to do like the watkins yeah what have you got jamie
32:01well look what do you mean it's a w it stands with w um i think the way he does it is a fish tank
32:09you could do like a you know a big fish little fish fish tank the fish yes the fish yes the fish
32:17just shagging my wife oh god i hope to god lisa doesn't watch this show okay now scoring that goal
32:30for england it did crown an incredible season for you but there's a clip here based on this clip
32:35your mum thinks you should have had the opportunity earlier uh here she is in the game before you came
32:39on against holland have a look at this
32:41wednesday that they finally let my friends come on the f***ing cake
32:49that is brilliant
32:58right that's amazing did you yeah did the team say that that clip yeah some of the boys did but
33:03uh i think she had a few too many gin and tonics to be fair that night that was brilliant but
33:09obviously she said it and then i've gone and gone on the pitch and scored so
33:12mum's no best no one could really say that yeah and that's what it's all about like it's the best
33:16feeling ever so thank you ollie yes ollie i was just thinking your mrs voice is deep
33:31oh my god uh now uh ollie we talked about you bottling singing on stage with ed sheeran yeah uh
33:40are you actually a good singer do you usually fancy yourself as a singer yeah i think so my mum's a
33:44singer so i feel like that was a beautiful number she was doing yeah uh i feel like it runs in the
33:51family so uh yeah i feel like i've got a bit but um i have to have the right song to sing you know like
33:56what a bit of loofa jamie you like a bit of luther luther vandross is the man yeah love him i met him
34:06once you met luther vandross yes i did i met him what happened did you yeah um i was in a hotel and
34:12he was there the only person i've ever gone up to and he'd have to be wouldn't he for you to meet him
34:17i want to spoke to him i said hello oh have you met tom hanks yeah i did actually i didn't
34:22realize who it was i was you didn't recognize i didn't recognize tom hanks because he didn't
34:26have a cowboy hat on and was that high i was getting changed in the in the changing room i
34:31turned around and i was just like oh it's tom hanks he came to your changing room yeah and it's a bit
34:36all you everyone's just putting their slips on everyone's like half if i get your woody doll
34:40can you show me where he touched you ask your wife
34:59sorry mate i had to sorry no it's funny i'm not i love that it's funny though it's funny uh well in
35:06honor of having uh ollie vandross watkins on the show we thought it was time to bring back in a
35:11league of their own favorite it's pop star penalties
35:30okay exciting times ollie you're in goal the pop stars are going to come out one by one to put your
35:34goalkeeping skills to the test if they score it's a point to the blue team but if you save or they
35:39miss it's a point for the reds right all we need now is a pop star
35:52okay let's see who's up first
36:04please can you welcome blue's anthony costa
36:22uh anthony how are you mate nervous mate yeah yeah uh okay well i'm gonna give it me all mate i don't know
36:30good luck to you mate yeah all right okay you've got this i know you can play i've seen you before
36:34uh anthony whenever you're ready
36:44i'm done i'm done uh that is a point for the blue team good on brandy costa everybody
37:06whoo
37:09yes why is that a point for the blue team uh jamie massively celebrating a point for the blue team
37:13for some reason uh okay why do rules fucking change okay he's on the red team right you've
37:19been playing with you all night if he saves it or they miss that's a point to you if they score
37:24that's a point to the blue team yeah oh fucking hell well listen that has whet my appetite anybody want
37:31another pop star pop star pop star let's see who's next
37:45you know you know you know you know i need your love
37:51oh yeah
37:53please welcome for living yes it's only michelle heaton
37:59uh
38:13welcome to the show uh thank you for coming on uh what's your penalty taken like
38:17um my son would say disastrous my husband would say awful so good
38:23yeah yeah what a what a what what a what a weird thing to do
38:39okay michelle on behalf of the show sorry about that uh take your position to shoot when you're ready
38:46okay i've seen my here right come on
38:53Yachty!
38:55Oh, no!
38:57Oh, no!
38:59Not today!
39:01Whatever! Not today!
39:03Unlucky! Give it up for Michelle and Ian, everybody!
39:05I'm sorry!
39:07That is a point to the Red Team!
39:09OK, I don't know about you, but I'm peckish for another pop star.
39:13Anyone else?
39:15No!
39:17Pop star!
39:19Pop star!
39:21Let's bring on another!
39:25I had a picture of you in my mind
39:29Don't love me for fun, girl
39:32Let me be the one, girl
39:35Love me for a reason
39:38Let the reason be loved
39:41Please welcome...
39:43Keith W. Revoisa!
39:47Yes!
39:49I love boys on!
39:51I love boys on!
39:53I love boys on!
39:55I love boys on!
39:57I love boys on!
39:59I love boys on!
40:01I love boys on!
40:03Did you win, Jill?
40:05As he was talking about, Jill went, Jill, this is my childhood dream!
40:09I know!
40:11I never really should get like that!
40:13Keith, thank you for coming on the show!
40:14My pleasure!
40:15Good to be here!
40:16You look absolutely incredible!
40:17Thank you very much!
40:18Congratulations!
40:19Is that written down there?
40:20Oh yeah!
40:21It is actually!
40:22Can I just say, you still look absolutely incredible!
40:24Now, Jill, is it true that you told a little white lie to your mum about Keith?
40:30Oh yes, actually!
40:31I stayed off school and went to Gateshead Metwell Centre and you had to pay a pound to kiss the members of boys on!
40:38Yeah!
40:39But I never got to the front of the queue!
40:41I know!
40:42To be fair, it's a bit dodgy because I was nine years old!
40:45You give me a kiss now, I'll be like, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on!
40:58Well, that was super weird!
41:00Hang on, hang on, hang on!
41:01Mum, she's gone like a little girl!
41:03Look at her!
41:04I never got me pound!
41:08I'll hear you later!
41:09Now, Keith, how do you fancy your chance against Dolly?
41:11Oh yeah, I think we'll have a chance!
41:12We have a chance!
41:13Well, I've got a lot of faith in you, mate, good luck to you!
41:15You want to Keith?
41:16Keith, whenever you're ready, take your position and take your penalty!
41:18Come on, Keith!
41:19Come on, Keith!
41:20Come on, Keith!
41:21Come on, Keith!
41:22Come on, Keith!
41:23Come on, Keith!
41:24Come on, Keith!
41:25Come on, Keith!
41:26Come on, Keith!
41:27Come on, Keith!
41:28Come on, Keith!
41:29Come on, Keith!
41:30Congratulations, Keith!
41:31That's a point for the Blue Team!
41:33No, mate!
41:34Good luck!
41:35Well, why don't you take one and give Keith for the eyes?
41:38Wow!
41:39Do you know what?
41:40No, no, no, no!
41:42Hold on, hold on, hold on!
41:44Hold on, hold on, hold on!
41:46Hold on, hold on!
41:47Fuck you for laughing at that!
41:48Come on, Ron!
41:49Come on, Ron!
41:50Come on, Ron!
41:51Come on, Ron!
41:52Come on, Ron!
41:53You've got an asshole kid, Todd!
41:55Come on, Ron!
41:56Come on, Ron!
41:57Come on, bro.
41:59Come on, bro.
42:09Mate, it's fucking massive.
42:11What are you doing, man?
42:13What are you doing, man?
42:15What are you doing?
42:17Go back to that.
42:19That was worse than mine.
42:23That was terrible.
42:25What a Popstar Penalty that was.
42:27Please give it up for all our Popstars
42:29Anthony Costa, Michelle Heaton
42:31and Keith Duffin.
42:47So that means that tonight's winners
42:49are the Blue Team.
42:55So thank you to Jamie, Maisie,
42:57and Ollie, Jill, Michael, and Kevin.
42:59You've been watching The League Of Their Own until next time.
43:01Goodnight, but to sing us out
43:03with Luther Vandross, give it up for Ollie Watkins
43:05and Jamie Rednail.
43:07Yes!
43:09Come on, Ollie.
43:11Come on, everybody.
43:13Come on.
43:15Come on.
43:17Come on, everybody.
43:19Come on, let's get this going.
43:21Come on, Kat.
43:23Come on, Kat.
43:25Yes.
43:27There's not a million hours
43:29that you're not saying I don't love you.
43:31You're at the top of my list
43:33cause I'm always singing of you
43:35all my love.
43:39Come on.
43:41Two thousand kisses from you
43:43from you is never too much.
43:51Come on, Ollie.
43:52I just don't wanna stop
43:57a million days in your arm is never too much.
44:03Come on, honey.
44:05Come on, Ollie.
44:06Come on, Ollie.
44:07Go, baby.
44:08I just don't wanna stop
44:10Oh
44:40Oh
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