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00:00I was down in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream.
00:02It's your Olympics, baby.
00:04Which other should be, right?
00:06Hey, isn't that...
00:08Oh, yeah.
00:10All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
00:13Boys.
00:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
00:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
00:18We're trying together.
00:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
00:21I'd love to show up for him.
00:22Oh, yeah, man.
00:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
00:25What do you mean?
00:28I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
00:30I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
00:35Hey, here's me.
00:36Russia is not safe for folks like that.
00:40Fucking pause the steal, man.
00:42Nope.
00:52Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
00:56Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
00:59What has happened to Scott Hunter?
01:0170 points last season.
01:03Yes, and we're six games into this season.
01:05A season he, he called, need to win.
01:08Those are his words.
01:09And he has zero, zero points.
01:13He's in a fog.
01:14His passes aren't connecting.
01:15He's barely skating.
01:16I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
01:18And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
01:22What?
01:22What?
01:23What?
01:23What?
01:23What?
01:23What?
01:24What?
01:24What?
01:25What?
01:25What?
01:26What?
01:26What?
01:27What?
01:27I am very sorry about that.
01:50Truly not a big deal.
01:52How may I help you?
01:53Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
01:56Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
02:02Any allergies?
02:03No, no, no, I'm easy.
02:04Okay.
02:05Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
02:08Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
02:09Yeah.
02:10Yeah, that's it.
02:11But what?
02:12Oh, um, nothing.
02:14Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
02:18Oh, so you're kind of wild.
02:20I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
02:24Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
02:26Yeah?
02:26Blueberry with a banana.
02:28I take that.
02:29If it's okay to order off-menu.
02:31Yep.
02:33I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
02:42Oh, you weren't kidding.
03:00It's really hot.
03:01Oh, yeah.
03:02The banana makes a big difference, I think.
03:06I don't know.
03:07I guess it must.
03:12Here.
03:13Thanks.
03:16Um, that's way too much.
03:18It's for you.
03:19It's a great smoothie.
03:21Thanks again, Kip.
03:27Girl.
03:29Holy shit, are you...
03:31Was that Scott Hunter?
03:35Was that what?
03:37Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
03:40A girl.
03:41Block winding down in the second period.
03:442-1 for Anaheim.
03:45We have girls with a draw.
03:46And this is what we're watching?
03:49We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to watch, uh...
03:54What does this mean?
03:55Let me check my name.
03:55Hockey?
03:56Shut up, Sean.
03:57I have to turn it off.
03:58No, no, no, please keep it on.
03:59Huh?
04:00Thank you, Kyle.
04:01Thank you, Kyle.
04:03Thank you, Kyle.
04:04You're welcome.
04:05Twice.
04:06He said tip.
04:07Like, he used your actual name twice.
04:09Maria, dad is setting the bar so low.
04:12And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
04:13It almost sounded hot.
04:14Okay, that's not fair.
04:15Not hot.
04:16Just normal.
04:17Okay.
04:18I'll listen to it.
04:18Fuck both of you, okay?
04:20Kip is short for Christopher.
04:21It's not that weird.
04:22It's short bus for Christopher.
04:23And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
04:26Oh my God.
04:26Why are we talking about my dumb name?
04:28He said it.
04:29He said it.
04:31Another round?
04:32Thank you, Kyle.
04:33Thank you, Kyle.
04:35Hunter to bomb.
04:36And you?
04:37Fonz has been backed up.
04:40Look, look, look.
04:40He's on the TV right now.
04:42Sean, look right now.
04:43Oh my God.
04:43Okay.
04:44Fonz to Hunter.
04:45Hunter's in front of the net.
04:46And he scores!
04:48A rare goal for Scott Hunt.
04:49Oh, wow.
04:50Right?
04:51He knows your name.
04:53Yeah.
04:54I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
04:56Shut the fuck up.
04:56He's going to be polite.
04:57Jesus Christ.
04:58He scored a hat trick last night.
05:03Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
05:06I just didn't realize that...
05:08We literally watched the game, Kip.
05:15Nice to see you again, Kip.
05:17Nice to see you again, Scott.
05:20You're Scott Hunter, right?
05:22I am.
05:23This is awesome.
05:24I mean, wow, you had a night last night.
05:26Oh, did you watch?
05:27I did, yeah.
05:28I don't usually.
05:29Sorry, that sounds rude.
05:31I'm...
05:31No, I got it.
05:32Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
05:35It was amazing.
05:36He's a huge fan.
05:37But yeah, I watched last night.
05:39Wow.
05:41Um, yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try to
05:46perfect it.
05:47Okay.
05:49So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
05:52Anything you'd like different?
05:54Nothing at all.
05:57There you go.
05:59Okay, you really can't keep doing this.
06:00I really can.
06:02Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
06:09Dude.
06:10And girl.
06:11Was that?
06:11Yes, I fucking was.
06:12Sorry, I'm late.
06:21No outside food or drink.
06:22Fuck off, Kyle.
06:27And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb, or whatever, but he just keeps saying my name,
06:31and it's low-key making me crazy.
06:32Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
06:35Because I am not looking for a date.
06:36Yes.
06:36I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
06:39Could you please listen to me?
06:40Kyle, remote.
06:47Extra shrimp.
06:51New York with control of the button here.
06:53Now I'm fully listening.
06:54What are you doing?
06:55Just putting the game on.
06:56Elena.
06:56What?
06:57It's a sports bar.
06:58Let's watch sport.
06:59Am I being crazy?
07:01What does Maria say?
07:02She says he's funny.
07:03Me too.
07:04Well, she is much smarter than you.
07:06I'm probably this idiot.
07:08He's not an idiot.
07:11Jesus.
07:13Brian.
07:14When's his next home game?
07:17Come on, if you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next
07:19shift?
07:20I don't plan my shifts.
07:21I just gobble up as many as I can.
07:24Saturday.
07:24They play at home again on Saturday.
07:27Are you working?
07:29Fuck.
07:31No.
07:32Fix that.
07:40Yeah.
07:41Hey.
07:43I didn't know if you, uh...
07:46It's nice to see you.
07:51Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
07:53Extra banana.
07:59This one's on the house.
08:02Oh, come on.
08:03It's about my pay grade.
08:04Management heard you came in.
08:05And no, you may not tip me.
08:08And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
08:12Okay.
08:13Um.
08:15Uh, may I drink this here?
08:17Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
08:19Yeah.
08:20You totally may.
08:20Okay.
08:28Uh...
08:29I don't want to love you.
08:31Ah...
08:32I don't want to love you.
08:33I think you love this much around me.
08:36But I don't want to love you.
08:37I love you.
08:37I don't want you to call me.
08:39I don't want you to ask questions.
08:41I don't want you to ask questions.
08:44We're all beside my heart.
08:46you're not worried about breaking your routine
08:54uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
08:58turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think it could be a spree
09:04killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time but isn't a
09:11serial killer someone who kills multiple people minimum three but over a period of time not all
09:16at once how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers make me
09:27feel not obsessive which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay before you
09:37say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that
09:40possibly off the record yes maybe but no not me oh i swear barely had two concussions
09:47okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that
09:55but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science science only really matters during the playoffs
10:00oh okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect you to
10:05get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole stop
10:10shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
10:13um do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taking them so i mean uh if if if you
10:34want yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do it
10:42these are better than my company seats i get it these are really good seats well yeah they're heads
10:56you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with
11:03a girl and he's a girl and he's a girl oh my god shut up elena
11:05oh wow that wasn't it wasn't it to me that was he just nodded at you no there's no proof of that
11:14wait back for fuck's sake
11:22good job i love you i love you i love you i love you good job i love you hey hunter too bad you can't
11:40play at home every night right it's better for you huh go fuck yourself frozen off all right it's
11:46more fun if you're there
11:47hope next time we play decide to show up
11:58cheap true
12:03starting to sound like him i'm sorry what
12:09you fucking heard me honda what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you
12:16really don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander and
12:21hunter a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road for the average
12:25i'm gonna hit the sack yeah there you go handsome
12:32all right have a good day off it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow
12:37yeah i just you know you get to sleep in for once so i'm just happy for you that's all i meant
12:42you know i uh i'm proud of your hustle kiddo you know you didn't get that scholarship anyway
12:50please please no jinxing me oh wait no way good night night dad love you love you back
12:56what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my black suit and i have to leave
13:12so so soon okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking out thank you
13:17okay hey hey are you okay yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't fuck this job
13:22yes and i get it but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and it's gonna be great
13:27i love you yeah you too yes buddy
13:31i am so sorry save it
13:37i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry oh you're a mess it's okay it's not my only talks
13:50new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
13:56it's uh it's really okay so sorry again oh bunny
14:00babe i don't know what that was i know i'm a complete fuck up i'm sorry you're not a complete
14:08fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into art sean please don't fire me
14:13no one is firing you just calm down and get your shit together okay okay i know you need the money
14:20baby okay deep breath inhale exhale you think you can handle quiche they're dry
14:30hey i am so sorry about earlier that that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should
14:51apologize i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot no i'm the idiot you're
14:55just a normal hurry person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible full disclosure i
15:00hate this food full disclosure i hate serving it
15:03i'm i'm sorry i have to do you like mexican food yeah of course i'm not a serial killer or even a
15:12spree killer you sure yeah who has the time but do you have the time to grab a bite with me
15:18like when this this thing is over tonight yeah with you uh wow oh yeah yeah okay yeah yeah
15:28because there's uh there's this great place right around the corner and it's open late and
15:32okay um you don't mind wait until i'm done not even a little
15:36okay
15:44hi
15:57that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
16:16how would you feel about where we am
16:18holy shit
16:34oh my god
16:48i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
17:04do you want the full tour now or uh or epic horror
17:18mom you are so beautiful
17:48i can't believe you're even into me
17:55i'm so into you so into you i guess i'm thinking about you
18:00oh my god
18:11oh my god
18:25what are you doing
18:41i didn't want to wake you
18:43and i just thought since you have your game tomorrow and
18:46you know
18:48can you stay
18:57yeah
18:59then stay please
19:03oh my god
19:18Did I wake you?
19:39I meant to surprise you and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your fridge and you basically had all the ingredients.
19:45I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping. You were very organized.
19:51And I thought since I'm not working today, but you still have your game that you'd probably still want to.
20:04Can I fuck you?
20:09Absolutely.
20:15So, I should probably go?
20:29Hmm.
20:31Um, what if you didn't?
20:36Go?
20:37No.
20:38Like ever?
20:41Fuck. All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
20:49Um, I'm, um, I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
20:57And I know I'm too intense. Everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
21:02Is it okay? Can I be too intense?
21:03Yeah.
21:06Yeah.
21:08Yeah, I, um, I never do this.
21:15Never brought anyone back here. Like ever.
21:19Um, yeah.
21:20My life is, uh, is complicated.
21:24Yeah, I, I get that.
21:25And I can't, um, come out, like, not, not right now.
21:40Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
21:44And so, I just thought I would, um, I don't know, wait, I guess.
21:52Yeah, wait till hockey was over, and maybe I could fade away better.
22:02But, uh, you, it's just, uh, I want you so bad.
22:12I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
22:41And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
22:48I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
22:56Is, uh, is that too much?
22:58You can say it if it is, um, do you say something, though?
23:07I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
23:32And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
23:40Really?
23:42Yeah, really.
23:43Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
23:44I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
24:02Yes, I sent in the applications.
24:05Yes, and even to be you, and yes, I know we hate bosses.
24:09With Elena, Dad, I'm staying with Elena.
24:12So I don't have to schlep to work, I get to sleep in the next hour.
24:16Fuck yes!
24:18Nothing, Dad, no, I'm just watching the game.
24:20Yes, with Elena, oh, my God.
24:32Where has she even been?
24:34Oh, please, I saw you three days ago.
24:36Single since forever, overworked like she has two wicked step-suses.
24:40Then she gets a man and vanishes.
24:42What a cliche.
24:43I don't have a man.
24:44Hey, kid.
24:45Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times, please, Kyle.
24:47Oh, my God, guys, he's a customer.
24:49He's not my boyfriend.
24:50Oh, we don't have a fucking boyfriend.
24:52Oh.
24:53Oh.
24:55Oh.
25:01Oh.
25:04Hiya.
25:11Morning, Scott.
25:12Morning, Kip.
25:13The usual, please.
25:14Yeah.
25:15Extra banana.
25:21Not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
25:23I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
25:26I'm not like these, they don't.
25:30Do you really think this is a secret?
25:32What's a secret?
25:35Nothing's happening.
25:36He's just flirting with me or whatever.
25:37He's straight, I think.
25:39Girl.
25:40Girl.
25:40There's pasta salad in the fridge.
25:50Chicken, no feta.
25:52Oh, yeah?
25:52Where?
25:53For me.
25:53I made it.
25:58You dead?
26:02I'm not just a pretty face.
26:03Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
26:04What's that?
26:11It's an artist I love.
26:12He has a new shot.
26:13Oh, cool.
26:14Mm-hmm.
26:15I should buy some art.
26:17What?
26:18Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
26:20No, no, no, no.
26:20You're also a very, very hot body.
26:23You don't have to do this.
26:39That's cool.
26:40One.
26:42Okay.
26:43This would look great in the living room.
26:52Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
26:55I think it would...
26:56Shh.
26:59Sorry.
26:59Sorry, I just...
27:01It's okay.
27:03Maybe we should...
27:04Amazing, isn't it?
27:06Yeah, it's beautiful.
27:07So, are you two just browsing or shopping to buy or...
27:13Oh, I think we're...
27:14Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
27:16Yeah.
27:17Excuse me.
27:21Sorry, he's not feeling well.
27:23No problem.
27:35I'm, uh...
27:35I'm really sorry.
27:37I thought I could do that.
27:39I really thought I could.
27:40I wanted to.
27:41I just...
27:41It's okay.
27:43No, it's not.
27:46I know, it's not.
27:47Come here.
27:47Come here.
27:48Come here.
27:48Come here.
27:48Come here.
27:48These road trips are just killing me.
28:15I mean, it's brutal.
28:17I think I'm cursed.
28:19Cursed?
28:20Like, scary old lady cursed.
28:21I know.
28:22I know it's dumb, but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
28:27Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
28:30Maybe.
28:31Probably.
28:32Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details?
28:35Like, how he blended them?
28:37Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
28:40Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
28:42What do you mean?
28:44Oh.
28:45Here.
28:49Okay.
28:51Okay, I know it's dumb.
28:53I know it's dumb.
28:53But I saw them in a bodega, and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
28:55I love them.
29:03Yeah?
29:04I love them so much.
29:12Can I fuck you?
29:14Absolutely.
29:14Absolutely.
29:25Fuck yes.
29:33That's two tonight.
29:34If you say it out loud, it's the curse broken.
29:37Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last season.
29:45What?
29:46Say it out loud.
29:48Save what?
29:51Okay, it's not...
29:54It's...
29:55What?
29:58Okay.
29:59Here's what I know.
30:00Helena.
30:00Shut up.
30:01You're in love with him.
30:02I'm not in love with him.
30:03You are.
30:06Have you at least told your dad?
30:11For how long now?
30:13A little over two months.
30:15Oh, baby.
30:16Helena, Kate, you can't tell.
30:18If anyone finds out that it's...
30:20That it's Scott?
30:20Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone, but...
30:24Kip.
30:24He can't come out right now, okay?
30:26He really wants to...
30:28It's amazing.
30:29He's amazing.
30:30And I've never been happier.
30:33Honestly.
30:37What's the plan, babe?
30:40I don't...
30:41I don't know.
30:43What does your dad think?
30:44That I'm fucking some married guy, probably.
30:49I kind of wish you were.
30:51Just don't say that.
30:52Please, just...
30:53Please be happy for me.
30:57I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night.
31:00I am going to be super well behaved for you.
31:02I only care that you're handsome.
31:03You bitch.
31:07Scott's going to be there tomorrow night, too.
31:09Oh, I know.
31:10And he better be ready for me.
31:11Oh, my God.
31:41Hey, Dad.
31:44Oh, my God.
31:45You're not dead.
31:46No, I'm alive.
31:47Well, that is a relief.
31:48I didn't want to have to call them more.
31:49You know, I miss you.
31:51I miss you, too, Dad.
31:53All right.
31:54Yeah.
31:54Are you going to be making an appearance here at some point in the near future?
31:57Yes, I will.
31:59I'm going to come for dinner this week, I promise.
32:01Perfect.
32:02How's work?
32:04Well, work is fine.
32:05You know, Barry's being a pain in my ass, but...
32:07Well, Barry's an asshole.
32:09No, he hurt his foot, so at least it's something new this time.
32:12Yeah, well, Barry's always been an asshole.
32:14Who taught you to talk like that?
32:15You did.
32:16You taught me to talk like that.
32:18That sounds about right.
32:20And, um, nothing in the mail, right?
32:23Kip, if there was something in the mail, I would not have forgotten about it.
32:26I know, I know.
32:27I just figured I'd check.
32:29Okay.
32:30Don't worry about that.
32:32Okay.
32:32Don't think about that, okay?
32:34It's going to come when it comes.
32:35Look, I'm not going to keep you.
32:37I love you.
32:38All right.
32:38You, too, Dad.
32:39You, too, Dad, what?
32:41I love you, too, Dad.
32:43There.
32:43I said it.
32:44Oh, my God.
32:45Sorry you had such a struggle.
32:46Oh, God.
32:46Okay, bye.
32:47Bye-bye.
32:47Bye-bye.
32:47Bye-bye.
32:49Bye-bye.
32:51Bye-bye.
33:21Stop it.
33:44Stop what?
33:48He's here.
33:49You need to chill out.
33:49Bye-bye.
33:52My God.
33:54Can I have some of yours?
33:56Yeah.
33:56Thanks.
34:00Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
34:02I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
34:04Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
34:08What changed?
34:09You mean a nice girl or something?
34:11I think we just found a group of the team.
34:12Excuse me, gentlemen.
34:15I think I spotted an old friend.
34:17No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
34:19You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
34:23Your mom especially.
34:24She would have just been thrilled.
34:27Thanks, Tom.
34:27Thanks.
34:28Excuse me.
34:33Okay?
34:34Yeah.
34:34Yeah.
34:35I should be used to it.
34:42I'm Kip, right?
34:45Christopher.
34:46Money's all dressed up.
34:47I'm Elena.
34:48Nice to meet you, Elena.
34:49I'm Scott.
34:50Pleasure.
34:51Scott.
34:51You look beautiful.
34:53You both do.
34:54Oh, sorry.
34:57Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
35:03Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
35:06Yes, of course.
35:07Great.
35:08Another beer, Scott?
35:09That'd be lovely.
35:15Are you enjoying the evening?
35:18I am.
35:19Are you?
35:19I'm looking forward to the after party, honestly.
35:26Touched this perfectly.
35:28Thanks.
35:29And thanks.
35:30I mean, you didn't have to.
35:32I wanted to.
35:36Okay.
35:40Elena knows.
35:42I'm sorry.
35:43Yeah.
35:44Kind of got that.
35:46It's okay.
35:47She's discreet, right?
35:49Yeah, totally.
35:50Totally.
35:51I just, I, she kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
35:55It's okay.
35:57Really?
35:57Very.
36:02This is so weird.
36:04Yeah.
36:05You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
36:07Eh, not before you dance with me.
36:09Pardon?
36:10I want to dance.
36:11Elena's a killer.
36:13But how could I possibly say no?
36:20So, what are your intentions with my kid?
36:23I'm serious.
36:25He's crazy about you.
36:27I'm crazy about him, too.
36:28I really am.
36:30He's also miserable.
36:32Are you miserable, too?
36:33Are you?
36:36No.
36:38Wait.
36:40What do you mean?
36:41Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
36:43He's not.
36:43He is.
36:46Eyes on me, handsome.
36:49I'm doing my best.
36:51I, I love him.
36:53I just can't do better right now.
36:55I, I've been honest.
36:57I know.
36:58And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
37:04But it's killing him.
37:10I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
37:12I'm really not.
37:13And you seem great.
37:15But he's great, too.
37:20He deserves the best.
37:24He deserves sunshine.
37:27And so do you.
37:44It's my birthday on Sunday.
37:47I know.
37:48I already got the cuter lined up.
37:50Surf and turf.
37:52Because we're not choosing.
37:55You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
37:56It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games.
37:59Mm-hmm.
38:01A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
38:04It's not even really a party.
38:06It's just hanging out or whatever.
38:08Right.
38:09It's a, it's a gay bar.
38:11But it's not a club.
38:13It's just a bar.
38:14It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
38:16It's too.
38:17And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
38:21As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
38:23I mean, Maria knows.
38:24My friend Sean knows.
38:26They know that you buy smoothies from me.
38:33I can't.
38:35I can't do that.
38:39I wish I could.
38:41I want to.
38:41I want to tell everyone.
38:46I want people to know you're mine.
38:48That I love you.
38:51I love you too.
38:53Soon, maybe.
38:57I mean, in a few years.
39:02I know, I know how it sounds.
39:05But it'll go by quickly.
39:06I promise.
39:07And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
39:15I read what you said in your speech tonight.
39:19And I know that they're your family.
39:21And that you feel responsible for them.
39:23And I get that, Scott.
39:24I really, really get that.
39:27But I, I have a family too.
39:32And I keep lying to them.
39:34And I don't want to.
39:37And I miss them.
39:39I miss my dad.
39:42Sorry, that's not what I meant.
39:44It's okay, I know what you meant.
39:50I'm gonna go home tonight.
39:53I need to.
39:54I need to.
40:23Thank you for coming.
40:25For those of you who've attended before,
40:27feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
40:31But for those of you who don't know it,
40:33here's the short version.
40:36My parents were both junior hockey coaches,
40:39and they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
40:45Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
40:47Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas Scholarships existed.
40:54I didn't have anybody else to help me.
40:58I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey,
41:01and a huge hole in my heart.
41:04St. Thomas filled it with hope,
41:07the hope of a new family.
41:10Things weren't always easy.
41:12They never are for anybody.
41:13But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
41:19First at my high school, then later at college,
41:21and now here with the Admirals.
41:24And I never looked back,
41:25because I never had to.
41:30The family I craved, the family that I needed,
41:33that I still need today,
41:36hockey gave it to me.
41:39And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
41:40So from the bottom of my heart,
41:44I want to thank you all for being here tonight,
41:47and for supporting this cause,
41:48because it's not just a scholarship,
41:50it's everything that comes with it.
41:52It's a whole world, a whole life.
41:55It's, uh...
41:57It's everything.
41:59It's everything.
42:17Yeah.
42:19Hey, Dad.
42:20Hey, buddy.
42:20The prodigal son returned home.
42:23Look, I got to send the mail here for a certain someone,
42:26and it's pretty heavy.
42:27Hey, I don't want to.
42:31Hey.
42:36Hey.
42:38My boy.
42:40Come here.
42:40What's up?
42:41Oh.
42:43Hey.
42:44I'm sorry.
42:45What?
42:45You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
42:48Oh.
42:51Oh.
42:51Oh.
42:55Oh, my God.
42:57Oh.
42:58Wow.
42:59Oh, wait, oh, wait.
43:00Here's a pretty 26 and a bullfucker ride.
43:03Congrats.
43:03Welcome to the event.
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43:21Hey, get dressed, man.
43:37It's a cool middle fucking game.
43:38Yeah, totally.
43:51It's a cool middle game.
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