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Twelve Dates 'Til Christmas - Season 1 Episode 2
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00:00I found a Christmas present.
00:01It's a Christmas themed dating service.
00:02I need new friends.
00:04I'm Drew.
00:05You're Christmas Cupid.
00:07I can't believe there was a no-show.
00:09My Latin aerobic scar solution is here to write down.
00:13Why are you doing all this, if you don't really
00:15know what you're looking for?
00:16I don't know.
00:17It's the beauty of it.
00:19You don't have to know what it is.
00:21You just have to take a chance.
00:23He's here, Richard, the guy from the first date.
00:30Oh, my goodness.
00:42Oh, my goodness.
00:43Wait, go on.
00:46Oh.
00:51Kate, you're glitching.
00:52Why are you glitching?
00:53Guy, that guy.
00:55The guy that stood me up on the first date, you know, Richard?
00:57He's here.
00:58He's at the pear tree.
00:59He's waiting for...
01:00Right, well, let's go and give him a talking to.
01:02He left me these flowers and this little card.
01:09You're Richard, huh?
01:10Yeah.
01:10Well, I don't know who you think you are, Richard,
01:12but this is unbelievably cute.
01:15Oh, come on.
01:16Is it, though?
01:16I mean, is it actually, though, or is it manipulative?
01:19Being like, sorry I was a no snow?
01:22Oh, oh, I'm hoping that you'll forgive me.
01:25Like, he's using Christmas puns to purposely disarm me,
01:28and isn't that just a little...
01:29Call the Hague.
01:31Look, if you weren't just the teensiest bit charmed,
01:33you wouldn't be out here marching back and forth like a confused rumba.
01:35I just, I don't know whether I should just go up there
01:38and, you know, give him what for,
01:40or if I should just stand him up and go home and...
01:43Excuse me, you pinky promised me
01:46that if opportunity came a-knockin' at your door,
01:49you would answer it, okay?
01:50The guy has come all the way out to Blexford, all right?
01:53He's taken all this time to write these, frankly,
01:56delightful Christmas puns.
01:57Okay, what have you got to lose?
01:59So, come on, we're going.
02:01No, but, no, but, no, but, no, but...
02:02I'm literally like a third child.
02:03Come on!
02:05Chips off!
02:17Callum, Callum!
02:19Callum!
02:20Seen any remorseful-looking men around here lately?
02:22Yeah, I was a bloke with a rose.
02:23Waited about an hour and then left.
02:25Oh, you were out there for an hour?
02:27Good job I came when I did.
02:29A rose, that's kind of cliche, right?
02:30What was he like?
02:31How did he smell?
02:33Was he intriguing?
02:34I don't know.
02:35Normal.
02:36You know, obvious signs he was a serial killer.
02:37Well, there are no obvious signs of a serial killer.
02:39True.
02:40Was he cute?
02:41Like, on a scale of one to hot, how...
02:43Listen to you objectifying a man like that.
02:45Shame on you.
02:46Oh, my God, I need to find this man!
02:48Look, I will admit that I was a little intrigued,
02:51but obviously it's for the best.
02:52I mean, he's stood me up twice now.
02:53Yeah, because you were dawdling on the pavement.
02:55Well, sometimes things just aren't meant to be...
02:57His phone number.
03:00Oh, no.
03:02It's a Christmas miracle.
03:04If you don't text him right this instant, I will.
03:06Okay.
03:07Let's just calm down.
03:08I shan't.
03:09Text him.
03:10Okay.
03:10In a rush, you're lost, dot, dot, dot, again.
03:31Are you mad?
03:33Well, if he doesn't like it, he can just...
03:36What?
03:39Oh, it's very good.
03:40Indeed.
03:43Next time, I'll wait all night if I have to.
04:06What's going on here?
04:09Floral.
04:10Is that eucalyptus?
04:12Yeah, it's just something I'm playing with.
04:14You know, just the start of something.
04:16For Mrs. Talbot.
04:17She's a traditionalist.
04:18Ah, yes.
04:19Mrs. Talbot's tartans.
04:21No, those are here.
04:23Still a work in progress.
04:24Clearly.
04:25Well, keep working.
04:27And, um, this little eucalyptus piece.
04:30Yeah, it's interesting.
04:31Maybe not for Mrs. Talbot, but...
04:32But, but, but, but, interesting.
04:45I know it sounds like a line.
04:47But I was at the hospital.
04:48My nephew broke his arm playing football.
04:50So I stayed with him until my sister could get off work.
04:52Great.
04:55So now you're a hero.
04:58We're an annoyingly close family.
05:00My mom is one of my best mates.
05:03And if you can stomach that, I'd really like to make it up to you.
05:06You guys, there is no Christmas without John McLean.
05:10Nakatomi Plaza, hello.
05:11Maybe, but I think most people would agree that the holiday is essential.
05:15Holiday viewing.
05:16Bollocks.
05:17All right, what's your favorite?
05:18No, I don't really have a strong opinion.
05:20I just wanted to disagree.
05:22Christmas has come early, ladies.
05:24Yay!
05:25What a new branding deal.
05:26The clients don't even have them yet.
05:27Oh, please stay our friend forever.
05:29I'm working on it.
05:30Oh, so something I want to share?
05:32Posh pies!
05:33Posh pies!
05:35One half-posh pies.
05:38Luxured Christmas tradition.
05:39It's my mom's recipe.
05:40She was magic in the kitchen.
05:42Babe, they're really divine.
05:44I bet you could take these to market.
05:46Selling the gourmet grocers?
05:47You could be the next Paul Hollywood.
05:49No, I'd have to work on my beers.
05:51I can show you how I make them, though, if you like.
05:57Two words.
05:59Dive.
06:00Hard.
06:01What?
06:04I think just Richard's favorite Christmas movie is also Die Hard.
06:07Oh, so you've been texting, I see.
06:09Yeah.
06:10I mean, I hate to admit it, but he's kind of interesting.
06:13He's a journalist, and he's writing a piece on the 12 dates.
06:16Turns out I am not the only one who's got a fair amount of skepticism about this whole thing.
06:20Sounds like a perfect match.
06:22Yeah.
06:23It's all very suspicious.
06:24Or maybe, just maybe, you're having a good time.
06:27I mean, look at you.
06:28You've really perked up.
06:29Okay, easy, cowboy.
06:30I haven't even met this guy in person.
06:33He's probably just showing me his best side, so I'll think he's perfect.
06:36Well, so you think he's perfect.
06:38I have a good feeling about this for you.
06:40Good morning.
06:50Good morning.
06:52What's going on here?
06:53I've made a smoothie.
06:55It's got all sorts of healthy stuff in it.
06:57I can't remember what any of it is, but it's supposed to boost my memory.
07:00So, bottoms up.
07:01Mm-hmm.
07:05Mm.
07:07Ooh!
07:08I'll put some air on your chest.
07:10Wheatgrass.
07:11It's got wheatgrass.
07:12See?
07:12It's working already.
07:14So, what brought on the sudden urge to drink the vegetation?
07:17I thought you'd be pleased.
07:19Impressed you.
07:19Yes.
07:20I'm always happy to praise you for doing something in your own best interest.
07:24Figured I could use a boost before I put up the Christmas lights outside today.
07:27Better late than you.
07:28Wait, Dad.
07:28You can't do that.
07:30You can't be climbing up ladders while I'm not here.
07:32Your balance isn't what it used to be.
07:33Just wait until I get back, and then I'll help you.
07:36I'm not scaling the roof.
07:37I understand that.
07:39But it isn't safe.
07:40Come on.
07:40I shouldn't be having to tell you this.
07:42Fine.
07:42Fine.
07:42I will wait until my daughter has returned to chaperone me in a perfectly menial task that
07:47I've done a million times before.
07:49Without incident.
07:51Great.
08:07I'd say I'm a serial monogamous.
08:09When I'm in a relationship, I'm all in.
08:13My parents have been married for 40 years, and that's what I want.
08:16As far as interrogations go, I'm really enjoying this.
08:20Far away.
08:22Also, you think this is fun?
08:25You don't even know me.
08:27Why not enjoy the other dates and just let this one go?
08:34But I took this assignment.
08:35I decided to be all in.
08:37Trust the process.
08:39You and I were supposed to be.
08:44You must be a romantic.
08:47What can I say?
08:48I'm a romantic.
08:49Yeah.
08:52Current view.
08:55What are you doing in Paris?
09:00Had a few days between dates.
09:02Looking for inspiration for the article.
09:04City of love, after all.
09:06When I get back, let's meet.
09:14Kate!
09:15What are you doing back here?
09:17You're late.
09:18Make haste.
09:20Come along.
09:21Quickly.
09:22What in the name of Lizzie Bennet?
09:40Welcome to A Christmas Carol Live.
09:43An immersive experience.
09:46With whom do I have the pleasure?
09:49Oh, uh, it says I'm Dowager Countess Fern Radcliffe.
09:53A legendary party animal.
09:56Now, let's meet your date.
09:58Woo-hoo!
10:14I'm there.
10:16Well, this is a first.
10:31Ash, meet Kate. Kate, this is Ash.
10:34Nice to meet you.
10:34It appears that I've made a clerical error.
10:39But Ash's happily ever after is feminine and Kate's is masculine.
10:44Isn't it fortuitous?
10:46Clearly something magical has brought you two together.
10:49But you must be willing to go along for the ride.
10:52I'm down if you are.
10:53I do love a good cosplay.
10:55Excellent. Go forth and be merry.
11:00To be honest, I'm kind of relieved to have a non-date date.
11:04Me too.
11:05Do you want to grab a drink?
11:06Definitely. Let's go.
11:08Can you scare us?
11:09Let's go with me.
11:10My little pinky finger knows more about hanging Christmas lights than you ever will.
11:19Because the indoors, I do the outdoors. That's how it's always been.
11:24I don't tell you how or when to hang your Christmas pawbles, do I?
11:28Look at each other.
11:30Let me knock you under.
11:31Let's go.
11:33Oh, God.
11:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:41Oh.
11:43Oh, God.
11:44Oh, God.
11:46Okay, he's gonna kill me.
11:55Oh.
11:56These are shadows of things that have been.
12:11They are what they are.
12:13Do not blame me, Mr. Scrooge.
12:16Remove me.
12:18I cannot bear it.
12:36Can I admit something embarrassing?
12:38Please do.
12:39Every time I think of A Christmas Carol, I think about Scrooge McDuck.
12:43Me too.
12:44It really is the definitive Dickens.
12:51This is all so romantic, isn't it?
12:54Yeah.
12:55Oh, I'm sorry.
12:56I thought you were joking.
12:57I'm not kidding at all.
12:58I mean, the costumes, the dance cards, the potential to swoon.
13:04I'm absolutely here for it.
13:08See, I think it feels false and manipulative.
13:11Seriously?
13:12Who hurt you?
13:14A long story.
13:16Well, tell me about it.
13:17I'm just saying, I don't think that, you know, forced romance is necessarily romantic.
13:25Like, this guy I've been texting.
13:26Every time he says anything, all I can hear in my head is, oh, I love my mum.
13:31Oh, I believe in fate.
13:34Paris is the city of love.
13:36Like...
13:37But Paris is the city of love, isn't it?
13:39Oh, I know.
13:40I'm just saying, like, you know, it's all just a little too good to be true.
13:45And no red flags is actually a red flag in and of itself.
13:49What if you're looking for some problems where there are none?
13:52I mean, do you really want to let a great romance just slip through your fingers
13:57just because you were too skeptical?
14:00Well, skeptical or savvy.
14:02I mean, yes, I want to experience a transcendent love, but I...
14:05Oh, my God!
14:06What?
14:08That woman over there, with the glowing skin and piercing eyes.
14:13Well, she was my date number one, and it was so romantic.
14:17And at the end, we kissed, and it was so perfect.
14:20Until...
14:21She burst into tears.
14:23I have been there.
14:24No, I got bloody nose.
14:26It happens when I get really excited.
14:29It was like a crime scene.
14:30There was an ambulance.
14:31I was so embarrassed.
14:34And now, here she is.
14:37Dancing with someone who was decidedly not bleeding from her nose.
14:40Why don't you give up?
14:41I mean, what happened to that hopeless romantic
14:44that almost had me convinced that those red flags were actually green.
14:49Well, they are green, and hopeless romantics do exist.
14:52We exist.
14:56When I look at her, everyone just falls away.
15:04If you really feel that way, you've got to do something about it.
15:07Well, like what?
15:10Hmm.
15:13I don't think of something.
15:16Oh, she's looking this way.
15:18If I have to take another Saturday meeting with one more cheating spouse
15:21who, out of the blue, wants a post-up, I'll burst.
15:25When I make partner, there's going to be some big changes at that firm,
15:28I can tell you that.
15:29Sounds like the lady will be having wine with her chicken nuggets.
15:32Oh, a heavy pour, please.
15:34No word from Kate.
15:36I wish she'd just location share,
15:37and we wouldn't have to have this daily struggle.
15:40You know, Kate and her boundaries.
15:42Well, it's maddening.
15:43I just want to help.
15:44It feels like such a waste not to let me.
15:46I'm sure you'll get your chance to meddle.
15:49I mean, help.
15:50Oh, very soon.
15:53Well, I'm off.
15:54What?
15:55George's garden revealed him.
15:56Oh.
15:58Yes.
15:59Right, no, I absolutely hadn't forgotten that.
16:02Go, enjoy talking topi-wreath.
16:05Oh, Ben?
16:06Yes, love?
16:07It's our firstborn wearing pants on her head.
16:10Indeed.
16:11Have fun.
16:12Right to go.
16:14Cheers.
16:16I can't see you.
16:17I'm in the garden.
16:19Where?
16:20By the hedge.
16:21I'm looking at the hedge.
16:23I'm in here.
16:24Wait, wait, wait, I'm on my way.
16:25I'll be your homing device.
16:29Oh, my gosh.
16:30What happened to you?
16:31Well, I was just a bit of ice skating
16:32and it couldn't quite land the triple axel.
16:34What do you think happened?
16:35Here.
16:36Let me give you a hand up.
16:38Oh, my God.
16:39You're heavy.
16:42Oh.
16:46Sorry.
16:47Oh, my God.
16:48Oh.
16:49I was just trying to help him.
16:53Any more help like that and I'll die here.
16:54Oh, my God.
16:58Oh, God, come on.
17:00There.
17:02I'll get up with you.
17:03There.
17:04Years of aerobic exercise, yoga, core strength.
17:09So, if you want me to get you up, you're going to have to take up yoga.
17:12Now is not the time for jokes.
17:14Twice a week.
17:16Just help me out.
17:17Three times.
17:18Fine, fine.
17:20Just get me up.
17:24Babe.
17:25Babe.
17:27I just secured you a spot at the third annual Christmas Pop-Up Palooza.
17:31You're welcome, handsome.
17:32The what now?
17:33Pop-Up Palooza.
17:35Every year, tastemaker restaurants and bakeries from all around the South East sponsor a Pop-Up to showcase a seasonal dish.
17:41It's huge.
17:42It's massive press.
17:43One of these days, I'm going to understand what you're talking about.
17:45I'm talking about several hundred hungry mouths traipsing to the pear tree for your, wait for it,
17:51posh pie pop-up.
17:54See what I did there?
17:56Alliteration.
17:56It's great for marketing.
17:57It's not really a pop-up, though, is it?
17:59The pear tree's not a limited-time thing.
18:01No, but your posh pies are.
18:03Nah.
18:03Nah.
18:04What do you mean, nah?
18:07Do you know where this could lead?
18:08I'm talking gourmet collabs, license distribution, catering empire.
18:13It is quite literally the dream.
18:15I'm living my dream right now.
18:16You know, feeding the people of Blacksford like my mum did before me.
18:20Only now I get to do it with you.
18:25I guess I'm doing this, huh?
18:28You will thank me later.
18:31Trust me.
18:32All right, go on.
18:33Get out of my kitchen.
18:34Good day, fair maidens.
18:49Terribly sorry to interrupt your revels.
18:51So, are we part of the performance?
18:54I adore cosplay.
18:56Yes, actually, Drew sent me, yes.
19:00Apparently, there's a slight problem with your costume.
19:05I'm afraid it's part of a suspected, um, in-stations.
19:13Yes.
19:17A little too Dickensian, am I right?
19:20But, lucky for you, there is someone here who would love a do-over.
19:27Enjoy.
19:27This dance floor is taken.
19:56I'm coming.
19:57Thanks.
20:25All right.
20:26That's it.
20:35Oh!
20:35Oh, you big baby.
20:38Well, if you think this is pain, don't forget, you promised me a yoga class.
20:42Why didn't you call Kate?
20:47I wouldn't want to give her the satisfaction of saying, I told you so.
20:51Oh, I don't blame you.
20:52I don't blame you.
20:53I don't blame you.
20:53My kids think that I've lost my mind.
20:56They keep trying to put all these guardrails around me.
20:59So they're judging you.
21:00I don't blame you.
21:00I don't blame you.
21:01I don't blame you.
21:02I don't blame you.
21:03I don't blame you.
21:04oh you're right about that with that being said you did fall i said i was tired of it
21:11not that i was right
21:18kate you're a matchmaker i never thought i would live to see today kate tucker believes in love
21:23believe in love you guys it's it's not the Loch Ness monster it's just rare you know so it's one
21:29in a million it's a shot in the dark and it's a stab in the night you know what i mean i know
21:37that it's real i mean look at laura and ben they're obsessed with each other truly disgusting actually
21:46and you guys are so gross as well we try well excuse me while i go bake five million pies
21:53the old posh pie pop-up eh bloody stupid name crabby i know it was presumptuous of me to just
22:02sign him up but i want everyone to know how talented he is i am a little surprised that he's actually
22:07going through with it though well if calum says he's gonna do something he will follow through
22:12every time decidedly not like my ex indecision was that man's middle name
22:16bad news i think it's good news i i don't know i'm on an emotional roller coaster and i'm a
22:28little bit queasy what's wrong well i've been texting with this guy richard right and at first
22:32i was like absolutely not and then something shifted along the way because now he says things
22:37like i'm gonna wear a beret the first time we meet and i'm not totally horrified so i don't even
22:43know who i am anymore and now we're supposed to meet at this dates with mates like what is dates
22:48with mates date five a joyous affair where you bring your friends and they play matchmaker oh wow
22:55that sounds absolutely horrific yeah can i come why is everyone enjoying this so much oh blasted oven
23:05babe we're going on kate's next date uh hard pass but before i forget can you ask your dad to come
23:10look at the ovens when he's done putting up the lights any time will do what do you mean when
23:15he's done with the lights did you see him doing that uh yeah earlier today
23:25dad in here you were supposed to wait for me
23:30oh my god what happened just a little tumble i'm fine dad what were you thinking you you told me that
23:36you were gonna wait you could have killed yourself first you want me to get out of the easy chair then
23:40you complain when i do this is exactly why i can't trust you because you tell me that you're gonna
23:44do something and then you don't do it i am exhausted i cannot relax for five seconds that's it i'm putting
23:51in cameras nobody asked you to worry kate i don't need surveillance i don't need babysitter i'm i'm not a
23:57child then stop acting like one hi i didn't know that you had company was there a latin aerobics class in
24:10the living room or no just a little ice skating that's all good night both of you
24:17i'll admit it wasn't my best idea and i got myself into a mess but i got myself out of it
24:34that's all that matters isn't it
24:39all right dad
24:47all right
25:17I can't wait to see you tonight.
25:24Still in Paris, finding inspiration everywhere.
25:27Not Paris, but still pretty spectacular.
25:57Hi.
26:17Sorry, I... I made this.
26:22Lovely. Now be a dove and get off my roof.
26:25Straight away.
26:46Kate and Mays, welcome to Dates with Mays.
26:49Laura, we spoke on the phone?
26:51More than once.
26:53Now, here's how it works.
26:55The green wristbands are for our daters looking for love
26:58and the red wristbands are for their mates.
27:01It's a mixer, but your mates play matchmaker.
27:05And before you complain, you picked your friends.
27:08I did not.
27:09Have fun.
27:11Oh, that's fixed.
27:12Really?
27:13Oh.
27:14Hey.
27:15Your evening tipple.
27:17So, no dates with mates for you tonight, then?
27:18Oh, God, no.
27:19It feels weird.
27:20Your friends picking your dates.
27:21Yeah, my day, you just met a pretty girl and you fell in love.
27:22All this dating stuff.
27:23I suppose it has taken Kate's laser focus off me for a bit, so I'm grateful for it.
27:24Kate, she's a thorny rose.
27:25Doesn't exactly wear a heart on her sleeve, does she?
27:26Yeah, she's in good hands with Laura tonight.
27:27And they don't need me.
27:28Oh, God.
27:29Oh, God.
27:30I think you can look up for me.
27:31Who are the other people?
27:32They do not need you.
27:33Hmm.
27:34And they don't need you.
27:47Oh, God.
27:50You can look up for me.
27:56You were the other people.
27:57I was a dead man.
27:58Maybe I was a dead man.
27:59See you soon.
28:02Are you kidding about the beret?
28:04Kate. Kate.
28:06Gary. Gary. Kate.
28:08Gary loves sports.
28:09What do you play? Rugby?
28:12Pickleball mostly, but
28:13my true passion is the
28:15piccolo.
28:17No. No.
28:19This is Jeffrey.
28:20It's pronounced Joffrey. Like Game of Thrones.
28:23I'm a big fan. Changed my name.
28:25I used to be called Paul.
28:27I'm really into good health, you know.
28:28I eat a lot of sauerkraut.
28:30Juan. Craig. Ming.
28:33Ever heard someone nose whistle?
28:39Pablo.
28:41Preston. Patrick.
28:44You know, technically, brushing your teeth
28:46is unnecessary.
28:48Raj? You have a car
28:50I can borrow.
28:53Uh...
28:53Oh.
28:56Peter.
29:01How do you feel about underground bunkers?
29:07Hmm.
29:18There go my dreams of finding you a match.
29:20This is excruciating.
29:21Uh, says the woman who forced me into this.
29:23Fine.
29:24Well, let it be said, on...
29:26on this day, the 12th of...
29:28Oh, my God. It's December 14th.
29:31But your anniversary...
29:32Oh, my God.
29:34Richard, we...
29:35It's fine. Just go.
29:36Are you sure?
29:36Go, go, go, go, go.
29:37Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
29:43Kate?
29:45Oh, uh, Oliver.
29:46Hey.
29:47I took your advice about telling my ex how I felt.
29:50She wouldn't take my call.
29:51Feel a bit rubbish, actually.
29:53Sorry.
29:54How about you?
29:55Well, I let myself get excited about some guy
29:58that I've never even met,
30:00and I'm kicking myself because, you know,
30:02I knew better.
30:02I mean, I still know better.
30:04Don't say that.
30:05Love is worth it.
30:07Even if it stomps you down and drives you crazy,
30:09it's worth it.
30:11Yeah.
30:13Was that a beret?
30:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
30:20Hey, you think you can stand me up again?
30:23Unbelievable.
30:24You know, I knew you were too good to be true.
30:26Yeah, with your...
30:27your clever little texts
30:29and your saying the perfect thing
30:31at the perfect time, yeah.
30:32Well, I saw right through you
30:34from the very beginning.
30:35Yeah, I don't think so.
30:37What do you have to say for yourself?
30:39I think you got the wrong guy.
30:41Great speech, though.
30:43Cinematic.
30:44Kate?
30:51Richard.
30:54Fogget, Heathrow.
30:55Did you get my text?
30:59Your text?
30:59Fogget, Heathrow.
31:09On my way.
31:11Not standing up again.
31:14Don't leave.
31:18Can I buy you a drink?
31:19So, you think my texts are clever?
31:28Did I say that?
31:30Hmm.
31:33Yeah, I don't usually get all worked up,
31:36you know, like that.
31:36I mean, sure, I've been known to monologue
31:39on the occasion,
31:40but, you know, I...
31:42I mean, in my defense,
31:43I did, you know,
31:44think you were standing me up again.
31:45Oh, I completely get it.
31:47I made a promise,
31:48and I didn't follow through.
31:50I should have worn the beret.
31:52Yes, you should have.
31:54Sorry, it's just so weird,
31:56you know,
31:56finally putting a face
31:58to the voice in my head.
32:00And how do I measure up?
32:01Good.
32:02I mean, you know, fine.
32:04Oh, I, um,
32:05got you something.
32:07A little memento.
32:09The city of love.
32:10Oh, my God,
32:11you didn't have to do that.
32:13It's nothing fancy,
32:14but you're on my mind.
32:18Thanks.
32:19Kate,
32:19I just saw my ex.
32:21His hair.
32:22Oh.
32:23Uh, Sarah,
32:24this is Richard.
32:25Hi.
32:26Well,
32:27wow.
32:28Done, Kate.
32:29Okay.
32:31Anyway,
32:32I have to leave.
32:33Now.
32:34Okay.
32:34Well,
32:35Sarah.
32:37Ollie.
32:39It's so good to see you.
32:41Are you
32:42part of the 12 dates?
32:46Is this one of your dates?
32:48Actually,
32:48I'm with her.
32:51Is this the guy?
32:55But you two know each other.
32:57We went ice skating.
32:58You two dated.
32:59Sorry,
33:00is Sarah
33:00your ex?
33:01I think this might be
33:06a good time for me
33:06to get more drinks.
33:08Oh,
33:08yeah.
33:08Perhaps I'll just
33:09come with you
33:10and you two can catch up.
33:11Nope.
33:12No,
33:12there's nothing to talk about.
33:13Sarah,
33:14please.
33:15I miss you.
33:17I'll do anything.
33:20Callum.
33:21Hey,
33:21who's Callum?
33:22Her boyfriend
33:23and my best friend.
33:25Hey!
33:26Oh!
33:27What did I miss?
33:29He's here.
33:30Callum.
33:31I'm Oliver.
33:32I'm, um...
33:33Kate's ice skating date.
33:37Now that you have,
33:38buy me a drink.
33:42Bye.
33:45Oh,
33:45this is bad.
33:47Yeah.
33:49It's dreadful.
33:50Let's get you some tissues.
33:51I'm completely and utterly daft.
34:09That makes two of us.
34:14I didn't remember
34:15until they read the date
34:16on the evening news.
34:17Oh.
34:19How was tonight?
34:21I'd say
34:22a total bust all round.
34:24I thought it was going to be fun
34:26getting a peek at the single life,
34:27but...
34:27not as fun and flirty
34:29as you hoped.
34:30Not at all.
34:32It was hot
34:33and loud.
34:34Nobody was worthy
34:35of my Kate.
34:37But
34:37there was so much possibility
34:39in the air.
34:41Like,
34:42just think,
34:43someone might have fallen
34:45in love tonight
34:46or met the person
34:47who's going to be
34:48their lifetime partner
34:49in crime.
34:50Lucky ducks.
34:50It felt good
34:52to be on that side
34:53of the equation
34:53for a change.
35:00Happy anniversary.
35:03Come here.
35:10I'm glad I married you.
35:13Yeah,
35:13you'll do.
35:17I thought you were baking tonight.
35:18No,
35:19the oven's busted.
35:20Plus,
35:20I was thinking,
35:21it's actually a big deal for her.
35:22I felt like I should support.
35:24She must feel sorry for him.
35:26Who?
35:27The bloke she went ice game with.
35:28Oliver?
35:29Yeah,
35:29he spent the entire day
35:30crying over his ex.
35:31Good enough for showing up,
35:32though.
35:36I knew she'd moved on,
35:37but
35:37seeing them together,
35:39I have to speak to her
35:40and apologise.
35:41No.
35:42I owe her something more.
35:44A big gesture.
35:46A romantic.
35:47Epic.
35:48Like getting up on this table and...
35:49No, no.
35:50Don't do that.
35:51It's much too small.
35:52This is for you.
35:53Thank you so much.
35:59Wait a minute.
36:01Kate's juggling two days at once.
36:03What is this?
36:03Love Island.
36:04Wait a minute.
36:06Hold on.
36:07That's the Romeo with the flower
36:09from the cafe.
36:09It's quite nice.
36:13What are you doing?
36:14Laura's not here.
36:15She needs a wingman.
36:15Hello, gents.
36:20What's going on here?
36:22Not much.
36:22Just heartbreaking agony.
36:25That's funny.
36:29He's kidding.
36:30Sorry.
36:32Kate?
36:33What?
36:33What?
36:34Uh-huh.
36:34Sorry, guys.
36:40Girl chat.
36:44You've got to get him out of here.
36:46Callum?
36:47Oliver.
36:48I've already tried.
36:49Callum's determined to stay and support you, so...
36:52Ollie looks so sad.
36:55He is sad.
36:56He is a very, very sad man.
36:59He just desperately wants to talk to you.
37:04Oh, a tough break, mate.
37:05I've definitely been there.
37:06The important thing is to get back out there.
37:08His emotions seem reasonable.
37:11His ex is here with another man.
37:12No, you're kidding.
37:14Oh, that's brutal.
37:16Brutal.
37:17Mental images.
37:19I'm going to go find a bucket to drown myself in.
37:22Well, I hope your night's been better than that.
37:27Not sure yet.
37:31I remember you from the cafe.
37:33You had a flower waiting for cake.
37:37Oh.
37:38I own the place.
37:39Oh, right.
37:41A great latte.
37:43Very frothy.
37:46We, um, try.
37:48Maybe it'll give you some closure or something.
37:53I have closure.
37:55Okay.
37:55I'm staying out of it.
37:56Five minutes.
37:58That's all I'm asking.
38:02Can you please keep Callum busy?
38:06Please, I have to talk to him to end this.
38:11I've got five minutes, Ollie.
38:16Everywhere I go, I'm reminded of you.
38:18Of us.
38:19I'll be walking through Hyde Park and I'll think,
38:21oh, when spring comes, I'll bring Sarah here for a boozy picnic.
38:24I'd lay down that throw, you love, that we got in Liberty's
38:26and we'd be those people in love that everyone looks at
38:30and wishes they could be.
38:32That's cute, Ollie.
38:34But picnics weren't our problem.
38:37No, you're right.
38:39What I'm trying to say is
38:40I couldn't imagine a future before.
38:44It scared me.
38:46And now it's all I can think about.
38:50And I can't see a future without you in it.
38:53It's too late.
38:54No.
38:55It's not.
38:57So she was full-on emo,
38:59but I mean, Blex would never have seen anything like it.
39:01It really was not that crazy.
39:03She got detention when she came to school with her lip ring.
39:05A fake lip ring.
39:07That was pretty cool to me.
39:10Time for another drink, yeah?
39:13Gonna find Sarah.
39:14You know what?
39:16I will get the drinks.
39:17You just stay here, okay?
39:18Don't move.
39:19Stay here and relax.
39:21Don't move.
39:30That sort of behavior is not tolerated on 12 days.
39:32That sort of whistling,
39:35not appreciated.
39:36Time to go.
39:40So he said all the right things,
39:42but it doesn't change the past,
39:44and I simply cannot rely on Ollie to do what he says.
39:47So it doesn't matter anyway.
39:49Well, what are you going to tell Callum?
39:50Nothing.
39:52There's nothing to tell.
39:53The fact that you don't want to tell Callum anything
39:54is exactly the reason why you should.
39:56There you are.
39:56Sorry.
39:58Have to take a call.
40:05Where's Richard?
40:06He had to go.
40:07I said he texted you.
40:09Ugh.
40:09Unbelievable.
40:13Hey, hey, hey.
40:16Are you seriously leaving right now?
40:18You had a lot going on then.
40:19I know, and I know it may not seem like it,
40:22but I really just wanted to talk to you.
40:25Now I'm out here in the freezing cold
40:27for the second time tonight,
40:28like a crazy person,
40:29trying to figure out if this could be something.
40:32But you keep leaving.
40:36Just didn't feel like our moment.
40:40And
40:40you're the only one I wanted to be with.
40:45All we can't be is too soon for that
40:48Send me a cupid, baby
40:52And make sure it's fast
40:55Someone save me
40:56Can't do this time of year
40:58No, without you, my dear
41:00When you're gone, oh, it all turns to black
41:04It can't be Christmas
41:06I must be dreaming
41:10I see the snow
41:14Nobody's home
41:16Say it ain't true
41:18It can't be Christmas without you
41:22Instead of telling-to mine
41:39Baby
41:42Baby
41:42Baby
41:43Baby
41:48Baby
41:50Baby
41:50Baby
41:51Baby
41:51Baby
41:51Baby
41:52You
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