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Enjoy the hilarious chaotic adventure of Behave Yourself! (1951) — a classic comedy from RKO Radio Pictures. When an ordinary man unexpectedly finds himself mixed up with gangsters, missing money, and a mischievous dog, the result is nonstop laughter and wild misunderstandings. A perfect watch for fans of vintage humor and timeless slapstick fun.

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00:00:30Just lock your heart and save yourself for me

00:00:35Behave yourself when you're away

00:00:41Recall the day you gave yourself to me

00:00:45The world is full of danger

00:00:49Be careful when you run

00:00:52And don't take candy from strangers

00:00:55If you want sweetness, come on back home

00:00:58Enslave yourself to no one new

00:01:01Remember to behave yourself

00:01:04For don't you see?

00:01:08If you behave yourself

00:01:10Then you can come down off the shelf

00:01:12And do your misbehaving with me

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00:01:57And do your misbehaving with me

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00:02:15And do your misbehaving with me

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00:02:34Hey, Buster.

00:02:59Hey, Mr. Jonas will call for this.

00:03:07Thank you, sir.

00:03:22Hey, mister. My name's Jonas. Got a message for me?

00:03:25Yes, sir.

00:03:29The dog is trained. Walk him on Wilshire Boulevard.

00:03:38Dog?

00:03:39Come on, Mott. This way.

00:04:01What are you trying to do? Trip me up?

00:04:03I thought you were supposed to be trained.

00:04:05Stay right there.

00:04:05Give me no trouble. Stay right there.

00:04:22That's mine.

00:04:25Well?

00:04:26I got a baggage check.

00:04:28Did you claim it?

00:04:29Certainly I claimed it.

00:04:30Well, what was it?

00:04:32A dog.

00:04:33A what?

00:04:33And a noot.

00:04:39It says the dog is trained to lead us to them.

00:04:43A dog?

00:04:45You mean a dog? A four-legged animal?

00:04:50Well, we're selling.

00:04:52They're buying.

00:04:53Hello?

00:05:22Hiya, honey.

00:05:22Oh, hello, darling.

00:05:24Pick up anything for you?

00:05:26Milk? Butter? Gin?

00:05:28No, not a thing.

00:05:29Uh, isn't this a day?

00:05:33It's been such a day.

00:05:34All day today.

00:05:38It's a historic day.

00:05:40He's forgotten.

00:05:41Naturally.

00:05:42Mother!

00:05:43Like all men, only worse.

00:05:45I've never seen a man yet who ever thought of anybody but himself.

00:05:47Now, Bill, Dan, you hear me and hear me good.

00:05:52You know what day this is today?

00:05:56Tuesday, he says.

00:05:57Tuesday.

00:05:59What happened two years ago?

00:06:01May 18th.

00:06:02What happened two years ago on May the 18th?

00:06:04I got married two years on May 18th.

00:06:06That's what happened.

00:06:07Oh, why'd you have to mention it?

00:06:11Now you're spoiled it all.

00:06:13Oh, I'm sorry, darling.

00:06:15It's not that I want anything.

00:06:17It's Mother.

00:06:18You know what she's always saying.

00:06:21What kind of a heel am I?

00:06:23Would I forget my own wedding anniversary?

00:06:25It's just I had it all picked out a week ago.

00:06:28Um, is it a Cadillac?

00:06:31No, it's not a Cadillac convertible.

00:06:36Hey, hey, this is my anniversary, too.

00:06:41What'd you get for me?

00:06:42I'm wearing it.

00:06:46Um, uh, the neckline might be, um, you know, sort of kind of low.

00:06:52You got the furniture for it, baby?

00:06:54Well, thank you, dear.

00:06:56Now, now, don't leave my present in the cab like you did last year.

00:07:00And, um, Bill, I got a bottle of champagne on ice for just the two of us.

00:07:07Oh, be right there.

00:07:24Hold it.

00:07:37The dog got away.

00:07:39Get in, you idiot.

00:07:40Get in, that dog.

00:07:41You better go home to Mama, Fooch.

00:08:10Go on.

00:08:33May I help you, sir?

00:08:34Oh, yes.

00:08:36I'd like something nice for a lady.

00:08:38Something special.

00:08:44Charming little number.

00:08:45Only $29.95.

00:08:47And the lace is all handmade.

00:08:48Oh.

00:08:49Yes.

00:08:51It's for my wife.

00:08:54We're married.

00:08:55Uh, she's about, uh, well...

00:08:59She's got the kind of shape the world should be in.

00:09:03That's about right.

00:09:04I'll take it.

00:09:05Gift wrap, please.

00:09:06Oh, do you have a card?

00:09:07Right over there, sir.

00:09:19Everything satisfactory, sir?

00:09:37Uh.

00:09:39That dog.

00:09:42Your dog did it.

00:09:44What dog?

00:09:45Where did he come from?

00:09:48He came in with you.

00:09:50Have you any idea how much damage he's done?

00:09:53Hey, what is this?

00:09:54He's not my dog.

00:09:55This doesn't even begin to pay for us.

00:09:57Hey, you're crazy.

00:09:58I never saw this dog before in my life.

00:10:00Is it my fault if he...

00:10:01Oh.

00:10:02Oh, don't.

00:10:03No.

00:10:04Please.

00:10:05You know you don't belong to me.

00:10:06Oh.

00:10:07Oh, why don't you go home?

00:10:17Ah!

00:10:25Ah!

00:10:26Ah!

00:10:30Well, I had this nightgown, see?

00:10:33All gift wrapped under my arm.

00:10:35And I was crossing the street.

00:10:36A pretty big crowd.

00:10:38Oh, and some stranger knocked the package out of my arm.

00:10:41And before I could pick it up, some idiot kicked it.

00:10:44And he kicked it right down the sewer.

00:10:46Down the sewer.

00:10:47Uh-huh.

00:10:48A likely story.

00:10:51Will you stay out of this?

00:10:53Please, Mother?

00:10:56Oh.

00:10:57Oh, believe it or not, Katie.

00:10:58This is how it happened.

00:11:00I was in the store, see?

00:11:02And I just bought this beautiful black nightgown for you.

00:11:04And it went some strange dog.

00:11:06Believe me, a total stranger.

00:11:32Oh.

00:11:32Hi, honey.

00:11:34Hello, Mother.

00:11:35Uh-huh.

00:11:36Bill.

00:11:37Oh, look, honey.

00:11:37Before you jumped, Eddie concludes...

00:11:39Oh, you wonderful, adorable thing.

00:11:41You're all right.

00:11:44Sweet, sweetie.

00:11:46Oh.

00:11:47Oh.

00:11:48Oh.

00:11:51Happy anniversary, Bill.

00:11:54Oh.

00:11:56Bill.

00:11:58Oh.

00:12:01Oh, you darling.

00:12:02Oh.

00:12:03Oh.

00:12:06Such a little dog.

00:12:07Oh.

00:12:18Oh.

00:12:20Oh.

00:12:21Oh, don't.

00:12:21Oh.

00:12:22Oh.

00:12:23Oh.

00:12:24Oh.

00:12:25Oh.

00:12:26Oh.

00:12:27You know what this stuff does to me.

00:12:30Yeah.

00:12:31But I trust you.

00:12:33Well, no.

00:12:34Shh.

00:12:35Mother.

00:12:39First, we have to wait out that bunch of free feeders and drinkers.

00:12:43Mostly your mother's friends.

00:12:45And on our anniversary.

00:12:47Then we have to wait half the night until she goes to bed.

00:12:49It's like before we were married.

00:12:51All we had was my jalopy.

00:12:53Oh, wasn't that something, that jalopy?

00:12:58Oh, I'm sorry, darling.

00:12:59Sunday we...

00:13:00Oh, you've been saying someday every day for two years now.

00:13:03That we're still living in her house.

00:13:05In five minutes, we could find a place of our own.

00:13:08But I can't just up and leave her all alone.

00:13:13After all, she is my mother.

00:13:16Look.

00:13:17Let's find us a place.

00:13:20An extra place.

00:13:21We could sneak off to once in a while and...

00:13:24Oh, baby.

00:13:27We can afford a place of our own.

00:13:31I'm doing pretty good now.

00:13:34I'll do better and better.

00:13:37But we can't...

00:13:38When two people get married, honey, it's because they want to be together.

00:13:41But we're together.

00:13:44We couldn't be together.

00:13:46Oh, what's the difference where we're together?

00:13:49Here or somewhere else, so long as we're together.

00:13:53Oh, I know, but I...

00:13:54Oh, my goodness.

00:14:07Oh, my goodness.

00:14:08Oh.

00:14:08Oh, my goodness.

00:14:10Oh, my goodness.

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00:16:45It's after three.

00:16:49I sleep up here.

00:16:55See?

00:17:01See?

00:17:11Oh, the poor thing's trembling.

00:17:14Oh, what's the matter?

00:17:15Baby.

00:17:17Oh, we're not going to leave you alone tonight.

00:17:21Not for a single minute.

00:17:22Oh, we're not going to leave you alone tonight.

00:17:25Oh, we're not going to leave you alone tonight.

00:17:44wake up what's the matter i must have fell asleep i suppose a dog had come by

00:17:54what are you getting mad for just a few seconds i closed my eyes you know that in wartime you

00:18:00could get shot for a thing like that listen to who's talking yet did i sleep in a soft bed like

00:18:06you all night no i stood here all night watch think anything's gone wrong most likely they're

00:18:12waiting for a lot of people to be around before they make the contact that figures where's the

00:18:18nearest gas station six blocks down six blocks you watch till i get back

00:18:42go away beat it

00:19:08go away

00:19:15go away

00:19:23go away

00:19:30go away

00:19:38go away

00:19:45you must belong to somebody

00:19:47go away

00:19:50lost welch terrier

00:19:51uh-huh

00:19:52my child cried all night

00:19:54a finder please return reward hollywood nine six eight five two

00:20:01yeah

00:20:08yes

00:20:09yes you have

00:20:10hold it

00:20:12i can't hear

00:20:14shhh

00:20:15oh my poor baby's crying her eyes out

00:20:18you see your dog followed me home last night

00:20:21you see your dog followed me home last night and

00:20:25well this may sound crazy to you but my wife thinks it's an anniversary present

00:20:27oh i couldn't tell her that it wasn't because her mother was my mother-in-law

00:20:34well you know how mother-in-law's are

00:20:36yeah

00:20:37oh when will you bring

00:20:40stop hearing

00:20:41getting him

00:20:42we've got the dog

00:20:43oh

00:20:44i had a hunch she was on the square all the time

00:20:48a hunch she was on the square all the time

00:21:03oops

00:21:07sorry joris

00:21:08oh don't trouble yourself sir

00:21:11i can send for the dog

00:21:13oh no no no no i've got to bring him to you myself

00:21:16then i can tell my wife the dog ran away or something and get her another one

00:21:19see

00:21:20ha ha ha

00:21:23sell it isn't it

00:21:24oh not at all

00:21:25and i'll reward you

00:21:26oh there'll be no question about a reward

00:21:28after all children and dogs

00:21:31i was a kid myself

00:21:33i'll get him to you as soon as i can

00:21:35sometime today

00:21:36certainly mr jonas

00:21:38one six five five north citrus road

00:21:41goodbye

00:21:42goodbye

00:21:46oh good morning mother

00:21:48hmm

00:21:49what's got you up and about so early

00:21:51someone had to clean up

00:21:52for your friends

00:21:53oh

00:21:54someone has to get breakfast

00:21:55oh you needn't bother i can get my own

00:21:57for the dog

00:21:58for the dog

00:21:59naturally

00:22:08here doggie

00:22:10nice doggie

00:22:11thank you

00:22:16archie

00:22:17his name is archie

00:22:18a cake named him that

00:22:21last night

00:22:26hey

00:22:27hey

00:22:28go on

00:22:29fine thing

00:22:30feeding him raw bacon

00:22:31i did not feed it to him he stole it

00:22:33you deliberately put it where he could get it

00:22:35do you want to make him vicious

00:22:37i deliberately did not deliberately anything of a kind

00:22:40don't you raise your voice to me

00:22:41don't you raise your voice to me

00:22:42don't you raise your voice to me

00:22:43this is my house let me remind you

00:22:45oh

00:22:46ow

00:22:47hot

00:22:48huh

00:22:49what's going on down there

00:22:51your husband is feeding the dog

00:22:53i am not feeding the dog

00:22:54raw bacon

00:22:55he fed him a whole hot pot

00:22:57i did not he stole it

00:22:59raw bacon

00:23:00that's ridiculous

00:23:01i never

00:23:02he'll get worms

00:23:04oh thank you darling

00:23:06you ought to know better than to give a little dog raw bacon

00:23:09exactly what i said

00:23:11it'll make him vicious

00:23:12oh his nose does seem a little hot

00:23:14he's hot all over

00:23:16i'd better take him to a vet

00:23:18for uh... distemper shots

00:23:20or whatever kind of shots you ought to have

00:23:22after all what do we know about him for sure

00:23:24oh i'll take him

00:23:25but do you really think he's ill

00:23:26oh no

00:23:27just to make sure

00:23:28i think that's wise

00:23:32stay off my side

00:23:34Bill

00:23:35he's my gift to you

00:23:36it is my responsibility

00:23:37no he's my responsibility

00:23:39besides Archie and i ought to start getting acquainted

00:23:42yeah

00:23:43but don't you think i better walk him around the block maybe

00:23:45and now

00:23:46never mind

00:23:47i'll take him out when i go shopping

00:23:48i don't mind at all

00:23:50i'll take him

00:23:51who are you looking for mister

00:24:01mr jones

00:24:02seats 4

00:24:0321 a

00:24:04thank you

00:24:05yes

00:24:18oh jonas

00:24:19not yet

00:24:20but he called to get

00:24:22a son that he delivers

00:24:24bring the dog here

00:24:25said he was having trouble getting the mud away from his wife

00:24:28wants to stop by and explain

00:24:32you better get back here

00:24:34oh you're making problems out of nothing

00:24:38well it's easy for you to laugh

00:24:41how do i know i wasn't following

00:24:43how do i know this guy isn't some phony

00:24:44troll

00:24:49slight complication

00:24:51nothing to worry about

00:24:53now use your fat head

00:24:55he's only holding out for more

00:24:57double the reward triplet

00:24:59when he delivers the dog

00:25:00kick him downstairs

00:25:03hello

00:25:04hello jonas

00:25:05sorry

00:25:06wrong number

00:25:07right with you

00:25:33right with you

00:25:36we own this one of course

00:25:37he's yours

00:25:39but she promised me i could walk him tonight

00:25:41walk who

00:25:42Archie

00:25:43she said that i

00:25:44Archie oz

00:25:45the dog

00:25:46i am sorry

00:25:47she named him that

00:25:48my wife

00:25:49that is she named him Archie

00:25:51because naturally under the circumstances

00:25:52we didn't know his real name

00:25:53so

00:25:54who's

00:25:55Archie's

00:25:56i mean your dogs

00:25:57oh Archie

00:25:59well i'll get Archie to you without fail tonight

00:26:00tell my wife you ran away or something

00:26:02and get her another dog

00:26:03what

00:26:04what's the matter with Arch

00:26:05well absolutely nothing

00:26:07a great little fellow

00:26:09but naturally if he belongs to you

00:26:10it's

00:26:11he's yours

00:26:12oh no that's very kind of you

00:26:13enjoy

00:26:14well what about your child

00:26:15now you said over the phone

00:26:16she was crying her eyes out

00:26:17she stopped

00:26:18anyway it's the wrong dog

00:26:19it's the wrong dog

00:26:20but how can you tell without

00:26:22screwball

00:26:26odd fellow

00:26:27operator

00:26:34i want a policeman

00:26:35yes sir

00:26:37police complaint board

00:26:42sergeant o'neill

00:26:43i want to report a murder

00:26:45yeah

00:26:46yes

00:26:47who did it

00:26:48oh i did

00:26:49all by myself

00:26:51who's this

00:26:52where's the body

00:26:53is this a gang mister

00:26:54what's your name

00:26:55where do you live

00:26:56give me the address

00:26:57hey russell trace this call

00:26:59now don't hang up

00:27:00now shut up

00:27:01don't go away

00:27:02stay right where you are

00:27:04put on the line

00:27:05russell hurry it up

00:27:06i can't hold it forever

00:27:07take it easy mister

00:27:12keep calm

00:27:13don't do a thing

00:27:14just sit there

00:27:16right where you are

00:27:17don't go away

00:27:20cops

00:27:21maybe if they trip over you

00:27:22they'll find you

00:27:37you got it russell

00:27:48one six five five north citrus road

00:28:07that you get it

00:28:32yeah

00:28:37give it to me

00:28:40he wasn't there

00:28:41you searched carefully

00:28:43wasn't on him

00:28:44him

00:28:45a stiff

00:28:46what stiff

00:28:47what do now

00:28:48i want his name

00:28:49jonas

00:28:50you

00:28:51you killed him

00:28:52yes

00:28:53i slipped my quick one

00:28:54right in there

00:28:57you always kill gilly

00:28:59now what

00:29:00jonas is the only one we knew

00:29:02he would have led us to the others

00:29:04might have waited

00:29:05i was sure if i wanted an older me

00:29:09tell me gilly

00:29:10tell me everything

00:29:11just as it happened

00:29:13well i got in and waited for jonas to make a move that'd show me where the stuff was

00:29:17but he went for a gun

00:29:18and i ought to let him have it

00:29:20then in comes his screwball

00:29:22and he goes on about some dog the stiff must have lost that he found

00:29:26the screwball found the dog see

00:29:28tells me his wife never had a dog

00:29:30oh gilly

00:29:31this dog

00:29:32i'm interested in this dog

00:29:34yes i thought you hated dogs

00:29:36i'm just some dog that jonas must have lost and advertised for

00:29:40this jerk said he had it

00:29:41but he didn't have it see

00:29:42said tonight he'd have it

00:29:44good

00:29:45go back and wait for him

00:29:47go back

00:29:48what a place that we crawl with cops

00:29:50you kill him too

00:29:51i never

00:29:53i just only knocked off jonas

00:29:55the screwball i got rid of

00:29:57i told him it was the wrong dog

00:30:00you fool gilly

00:30:01remember how it was done in london

00:30:03the colonel's dog

00:30:05was trained to go to a certain place

00:30:07only the dog knew where and it led us there to make contact

00:30:10am i dumb

00:30:12i should have thought

00:30:13you'll never do gilly

00:30:15you'll never do

00:30:16we uh

00:30:17we need this dog gilly

00:30:21we need this dog to make the transfer

00:30:26who is this screwball

00:30:29what's his name

00:30:31i don't remember

00:30:33i don't remember

00:30:34even give me his card

00:30:35he was a

00:30:36dentic

00:30:37no he was a chiropelist

00:30:38if only i didn't call the coppers

00:30:39i'd go back and get it

00:30:40you call the police

00:30:42to pick up the body

00:30:44it's odd ain't it

00:30:45you've got to consider the other tenants

00:30:47be quiet

00:30:49lost cat

00:30:50lost dog

00:30:51lost

00:30:52lost

00:30:53tell you

00:30:54dark ears

00:30:55my child cried all night

00:30:57that's the one

00:30:58he said some kid was crying all night

00:31:00you got something

00:31:04we advertise

00:31:06the same ad as theirs

00:31:08only the address and telethon number

00:31:10will be ours

00:31:12whoo

00:31:13aren't you the one frady

00:31:23Archie please wheel it that way

00:31:27Archie

00:31:28okay

00:31:29you want to go that way

00:31:30we'll go that way

00:31:31only it's the wrong way

00:31:39i'm sorry

00:31:42i'm sorry

00:31:52those are not quail you dope

00:31:54ah

00:32:07two blocks north

00:32:08allendale

00:32:11you hunter you

00:32:16lady hey hey lady

00:32:18nothing yet

00:32:24the dog was here

00:32:26with the girl

00:32:27well

00:32:28yeah

00:32:29and what a day

00:32:30all right all right so what happened

00:32:31before i could get to her she ran away in a taxi

00:32:34you sure this was the right dog

00:32:36i was

00:32:37a day

00:32:40so where does she figure this day

00:32:42i've been turning her over in my mind

00:32:45and i figured

00:32:46all right

00:32:47spare me what you figure

00:32:48please

00:32:50maybe they were just testing this

00:32:52could be

00:32:54in that case they'll be back

00:32:55so you wait here

00:32:57why me why not you

00:32:58because this dog

00:32:59was your idea

00:33:01you genius

00:33:03hey

00:33:04pardon

00:33:05pardon

00:33:06pardon

00:33:07pardon

00:33:08you shouldn't borrow

00:33:09hung on right

00:33:12but i don't like tongues

00:33:17mix me only with thy eyes

00:33:20and i shall pet you with mine

00:33:23why

00:33:32hi

00:33:34uh

00:33:35sorry i'm late

00:33:36what a day

00:33:38tough huh

00:33:39uh huh

00:33:41what are you two boys just cooked up

00:33:44glued to your desk huh

00:33:46from the minute i got in

00:33:48never stirred out

00:33:50if nary a stir

00:33:51i say what is this a pearl

00:33:55where else would i be if not in my office

00:33:57where else indeed

00:33:59then why couldn't i get you there

00:34:01six times i phoned between two and five thirty

00:34:03where were you

00:34:04and now look here i

00:34:06stay right there i'll get back to you

00:34:12yes

00:34:17mr denny

00:34:19is he home

00:34:20yes

00:34:22what's wrong

00:34:24the police

00:34:25the police

00:34:27they want you

00:34:28me

00:34:36mr denny

00:34:37yes

00:34:38you know mr jonas

00:34:39jonas

00:34:40no

00:34:41oh yes

00:34:42you don't know any mr jonas

00:34:43why i don't really know him i met him for the first time today

00:34:46at his apartment

00:34:47yes

00:34:48what did you say i'm about

00:34:49well about a

00:34:51about what denny

00:34:52this yours

00:34:53yes i gave it to him

00:34:55that checks

00:34:57we found it in his hand

00:34:58he's dead

00:35:00what

00:35:01murder

00:35:03murder

00:35:04murder

00:35:05you're mixed up in a murder

00:35:07i knew someday

00:35:08what

00:35:09what does she know denny

00:35:10how do i know what she knows

00:35:12she knows everything

00:35:14she's my mother-in-law

00:35:16yeah

00:35:17i've had a couple myself

00:35:19bill what is it all about

00:35:20all right ladies all right

00:35:23leave us have a word with mr denny

00:35:24alone

00:35:28thank you

00:35:30oh poor mr jonas

00:35:32such a nice fellow

00:35:33so generous

00:35:34yeah

00:35:35give me his last bullet

00:35:36in the back

00:35:38all right denny

00:35:40well

00:35:42about a dog

00:35:44jonas lost a dog

00:35:45i found one

00:35:46this one

00:35:48he followed me home and

00:35:49well

00:35:50sorta became an anniversary present

00:35:52for my wife

00:35:53but for the love of my

00:35:54don't tell her that

00:35:55her mother never let me hear the end of it

00:35:57sounds fishy to me

00:35:59fishy about it

00:36:00look it's simple

00:36:01jonas put an ad in the paper

00:36:03i thought this was him

00:36:04so i called him to tell him

00:36:05i'd have him back

00:36:06just as soon as i could take him for a walk

00:36:07who

00:36:08jonas

00:36:09naturally no

00:36:10the dog

00:36:11this one

00:36:12jonas's dog

00:36:13only he's not jonas's dog

00:36:14but here let me show you

00:36:15was in this morning's post

00:36:16probably the internet's television

00:36:17okay let's go

00:36:18yeah let's go

00:36:19wait a minute

00:36:21Katie

00:36:23come in here

00:36:24Katie

00:36:26come on

00:36:27it's in the paper

00:36:28nevermind

00:36:29nevermind

00:36:30let me call him away

00:36:31i told you

00:36:32i told you

00:36:33i told you a thousand times

00:36:35if you'll give me a chance

00:36:36i'll try to explain

00:36:38you bring him back here

00:36:39you can't take him away

00:36:42wanna bet?

00:36:48yep

00:36:49it's gilly we want alright

00:36:51here

00:36:52take a good look at this innocent push

00:36:54he's wanted in every country you can name

00:36:58and some you can

00:36:59last heard from

00:37:00he was in the can

00:37:01in parish

00:37:02the feds want him and i want him

00:37:03now get out and bring him in

00:37:05you too old rapaport

00:37:07what's the matter with you two

00:37:09why can't you listen with

00:37:11what is this another irate taxpayer

00:37:13this is the one who left his card on jonas

00:37:15alright come on beat it get the lead out

00:37:17go on will ya

00:37:18you in charge here

00:37:19that's your service

00:37:20what kind of a department do you run anyway

00:37:23i tried to explain to these two cossacks

00:37:25i found a dog

00:37:26let me show you

00:37:27just because i tried to return it they arrest

00:37:30here it is

00:37:33welsh terrier

00:37:34exactly like the dog i found

00:37:36just because some fellow got murdered

00:37:37there's no excuse

00:37:38we don't want him

00:37:39show the citizen out

00:37:40my child cried all night

00:37:41find her please return

00:37:42reward

00:37:43drexel tower

00:37:44drexel towers

00:37:45say this isn't the same address

00:37:47beat it

00:37:48don't claim the reward

00:37:49hey now

00:37:50drexel towers

00:38:03i don't get it

00:38:04i've told you and told you

00:38:09but no you wouldn't listen

00:38:11will you stop it mother

00:38:12he didn't learn

00:38:13i've told you and told you

00:38:14but no you wouldn't listen

00:38:15will you stop it mother

00:38:16he didn't murder anyone

00:38:18well you know

00:38:19it's likely called

00:38:20they hold all murderers

00:38:22incommunicado

00:38:23that's why

00:38:24please mother

00:38:25please

00:38:26oh

00:38:27i'll brain him

00:38:28i'll i'll

00:38:29i'll kill him

00:38:30i'll absolutely crush every bone in his head

00:38:33bye

00:38:34oh there you are

00:38:36why you're right

00:38:37why did you phone

00:38:39why didn't you phone

00:38:40i've been trying to get that

00:38:41idiotic wire all evening

00:38:42oh are you guilty

00:38:43what did you do

00:38:44tell me

00:38:45hey hold it will you

00:38:46tell me everything

00:38:48oh

00:38:49why did you do it

00:38:50oh darling

00:38:51i'll try and understand

00:38:52take it easy

00:38:54it wasn't anything i tell you

00:38:56nothing at all

00:38:58nothing at all

00:39:00nothing he says

00:39:02so

00:39:03what they want with you

00:39:04who is this man was murdered

00:39:06i don't know

00:39:07somebody i met

00:39:08for a minute

00:39:09why they drag you away

00:39:11because i met him

00:39:12and talked to him for a minute

00:39:13i meet a lot of people

00:39:15routine checkup

00:39:16man murdered

00:39:17they usually ask questions

00:39:18and you are involved

00:39:19mother

00:39:20naturally

00:39:21i murder somebody everyday

00:39:23what's with her

00:39:30she hoped she was going to a hanging

00:39:33yours

00:39:35just the same

00:39:36i had to flail you to your welcome rings

00:39:48by the way

00:39:50mother is leaving

00:39:51three chairs

00:39:53florida

00:39:54only for the evening

00:39:56a modern art lecture

00:39:58oh

00:40:00oh well

00:40:01there are two chairs for modern art

00:40:10Archie needs a walk

00:40:13hey

00:40:16when's mother going

00:40:18in about fifteen minutes

00:40:21back in sixteen

00:40:26Bill

00:40:31Bill

00:40:32don't talk to anybody

00:40:34sorry

00:40:45a little more on the ears

00:40:47and on the right front paw

00:40:48i think we've matched the description pretty accurately

00:41:04what about sex

00:41:05sex

00:41:06ah the fires of youth

00:41:08i mean is this dog the right sex

00:41:10right sex

00:41:11oh

00:41:13well they don't mention which

00:41:15but this one will do fine

00:41:17all i need is an animal to get me in to see who our friends are

00:41:20mr

00:41:22new me is obviously one of them

00:41:31uh no

00:41:32you remain here gilly

00:41:34in case your screwball friend answers our ad

00:41:37what if he answers this one

00:41:40new me's

00:41:42in that case i shall be there to welcome him

00:41:46come along doggy

00:41:47come along doggy

00:41:58thank you charles

00:42:02harbour drive number seven

00:42:04thank you

00:42:17thank you

00:42:22thank you

00:42:27thank you

00:42:29thank you

00:42:57oh

00:43:21Penthouse.

00:43:29Hello?

00:43:50Anybody home?

00:43:59Oh, you know you're home, huh?

00:44:14I beg your pardon, sir.

00:44:17I hope I'm not disturbing you.

00:44:21I knocked.

00:44:23The door was open, so I came in.

00:44:26It's about your advertisement for the dog you lost.

00:44:42Why, it's Mr. Jonas.

00:44:47But you're supposed to be...

00:44:50...dead.

00:44:56My hand, it's my hand.

00:45:12Archie! Archie!

00:45:19Archie! Archie!

00:45:23Archie! Archie!

00:45:25Archie!

00:45:47Hello?

00:45:49Police?

00:45:50Oh, no, Mrs. Denny, nothing new.

00:45:55But it's after two.

00:45:58So it's after two, so maybe he's been a little delayed.

00:46:03Why don't you just go back to bed?

00:46:07Mother, I'm scared.

00:46:11There, no.

00:46:13He's probably only on a bender.

00:46:20What did I tell you?

00:46:28And just where have you been all this time?

00:46:34You were going to be back in 16 minutes.

00:46:37I took a walk.

00:46:39You took a walk?

00:46:41I walked for hours, trying to think...

00:46:44Walking in your condition?

00:46:46Couldn't you phone if you suddenly decided to have a roll in the gutter?

00:46:49Oh, look at you!

00:46:50Oh, please, honey.

00:46:52Not now.

00:46:54I'm upset.

00:46:55You're upset?

00:46:56What about me?

00:46:58Expecting the phone to ring any minute and have the police tell me they found your body?

00:47:03Body?

00:47:03Cherchez la femme, I always say.

00:47:06Where's he been and who is she?

00:47:09Not that he'll tell you anything but a big, fat lie.

00:47:12I've never seen the man yet.

00:47:14Go away!

00:47:16Well, if I'm going to be spoken to like that, by my own daughter, in my own house.

00:47:26How sharper than a serpent's tooth!

00:47:29I'm sorry I blew up, darling.

00:47:37I know with her around all the time, it's murder for me.

00:47:39Murder?

00:47:40It's not that.

00:47:42Well, then what is it?

00:47:43Is anything wrong?

00:47:45Are you sober?

00:47:46Oh, no.

00:47:48I mean, certainly I'm sober.

00:47:50Do I look drunk?

00:47:51Yes.

00:47:52But I don't suppose a little hair off the same dog will make much difference.

00:47:56Look, Katie.

00:47:57There's something I've got to tell you about Archie.

00:48:01You're feverish.

00:48:03Your head's hot.

00:48:04Oh, Archie's hot.

00:48:05Very hot.

00:48:06He's the hottest dog in town.

00:48:09He's stolen.

00:48:10And what's more...

00:48:11What's he doing here?

00:48:15I thought I lost him.

00:48:17He's not lost or even stolen.

00:48:19He came back all by himself and on time.

00:48:22Now, where were you?

00:48:23Not now.

00:48:24I'm going to take him for a walk.

00:48:26Oh, it's Brandy.

00:48:27Thanks.

00:48:28You'd never make it to the corner.

00:48:29You're going to bed.

00:48:30You've got a lot of explaining.

00:48:31No, later, later.

00:48:32I tell you, we've got to get rid of him.

00:48:33Right away.

00:48:34Now.

00:48:35He's the kisser.

00:48:35Dad feeds her.

00:48:36Get rid of Archie.

00:48:37Of course.

00:48:39Since the dog's a witness to what you've been up to all night.

00:48:43If Archie could only talk.

00:48:47If he only could.

00:48:52Archie.

00:48:53The dog's name is Archie.

00:48:57Twice, Mr. Jones.

00:49:00You've been murdered twice.

00:49:02Twice.

00:49:02Not anymore.

00:49:04Please.

00:49:08No.

00:49:13No.

00:49:19No.

00:49:24No.

00:49:25No.

00:49:26No.

00:49:27No.

00:49:28No.

00:49:28All nice and comfy, aren't you?

00:49:50You like it here, aren't you?

00:49:53Yeah.

00:49:58Come on.

00:50:00Freedom.

00:50:04Find yourself a lady, friend.

00:50:16Oh, lamb chop.

00:50:20A dollar forty-nine a pound.

00:50:25Oh, nice juicy lamb chop.

00:50:35And then there it is.

00:50:36It's all yours.

00:50:40What's the matter, boy?

00:50:43Don't you trust old Bill?

00:50:44Oh, see, it's right out here.

00:50:58Open up.

00:50:59Open this door.

00:50:59Oh, wait.

00:51:06Just you wait till I get my hands on you.

00:51:09Oh.

00:51:09Oh, it's you, O'Hara.

00:51:31Well, I see you're home again, Mr. Denny.

00:51:33Yeah, the door blocked me.

00:51:35I mean I got locked out.

00:51:37The door swung closed.

00:51:38I'll go in through the window.

00:51:41Here.

00:51:42Give me a hand.

00:51:43Why didn't you ring the bell?

00:51:44I didn't want to wake them.

00:51:46Shh.

00:51:46If I didn't have any consideration for others, don't you suppose I would have rung the bell?

00:51:50Oh, sure.

00:51:50Certainly, Mr. Denny.

00:51:51Good night, O'Hara.

00:51:52Good night.

00:51:53Good night.

00:51:55Good night.

00:51:57Good night.

00:51:59Good night.

00:52:01Good night.

00:52:02Good night.

00:52:034104, O'Hara reporting in.

00:52:08Nothing.

00:52:10Oh.

00:52:11On that man missing, Lurk.

00:52:13Name of Denny.

00:52:14Yeah, that's him.

00:52:16Well, he's not missing anymore.

00:52:18Hello.

00:52:38Who?

00:52:39Oh.

00:52:39Just a minute.

00:52:42Darling.

00:52:43Mm-hmm.

00:52:44Darling, wake up.

00:52:45Yeah?

00:52:46It's for you.

00:52:47Oh, fine time of night.

00:52:50Hello.

00:52:52Yes?

00:52:56Yes, I know.

00:53:00Who is it?

00:53:01Your police.

00:53:03Tell me you've been found.

00:53:10Now, how in the world did they know?

00:53:15I did it.

00:53:17Don't sound like it, O'Neal.

00:53:18Well, I don't know, Captain.

00:53:21If it's him that phone, it don't sound like he did.

00:53:23He was more kind of sassy-like.

00:53:25Try it again, O'Denny, and be sassy.

00:53:28I will not.

00:53:30And my name is not O'Denny.

00:53:32It's Denny.

00:53:34Denny?

00:53:35No O?

00:53:35No.

00:53:36O.

00:53:37Get back to your division.

00:53:39Yes, sir.

00:53:40Now, see here.

00:53:41If I killed Jonas and walked in here on my own free will to tell you I found his body,

00:53:45wouldn't I be crazy?

00:53:46The only reason you're not in a straitjacket right now is on account of we don't have one

00:53:51handy.

00:53:51In all my 34 years on the force, I never heard of any stiff getting knocked off twice.

00:53:57And in two different places.

00:54:00Homicide, O'Ryan.

00:54:03Homicide, O'Ryan.

00:54:06You sure?

00:54:10It's Gilly the blade.

00:54:11Now then, O'Denny, maybe you're not as crazy as you seem.

00:54:16The body you said we'd find is there, all right.

00:54:19Only it's not Jonas.

00:54:20I tell you it is.

00:54:21I was as close to him as I am to you.

00:54:24I'd know him anywhere.

00:54:25It was Jonas in that bathtub with the extra hole in his head.

00:54:28We've had Jonas on ice in the morgue ever since.

00:54:30Is that him?

00:54:32Yes.

00:54:33Poor fellow.

00:54:35What about this one?

00:54:37I never saw him before.

00:54:39This one's Jonas.

00:54:40The first one was Gilly the blade, the same one we just found dead.

00:54:44Now, as I see it, Gilly must have killed Jonas just before you got to Jonas' apartment.

00:54:49Now do you understand?

00:54:51He, he might have murdered me too.

00:54:55An oversight.

00:54:56He caught him like that.

00:54:58You want to tell us now how come you went to the Drexel Towers and found Gilly?

00:55:03What did you want to see him about?

00:55:05About a dog.

00:55:06I told you.

00:55:08Just like I went to Jonas' apartment.

00:55:10The ad in the paper, then the other one.

00:55:13This one.

00:55:14Don't give me that daffy taffy pole again.

00:55:17All you have to do is read it.

00:55:18If you can read.

00:55:22Large cat.

00:55:23Large bracelet.

00:55:25Large dog.

00:55:26Dark ears.

00:55:27Dark shadow.

00:55:27But that's it.

00:55:28Dark right front core.

00:55:31Mr. Newby.

00:55:32Siemens Hotel.

00:55:34Huh?

00:55:34What's a flea bag like the Siemens Hotel got to do with the Drexel Towers?

00:55:38Oh.

00:55:40Oh, my.

00:55:42Better get to this Siemens Hotel.

00:55:45If I found a body at the Drexel Towers through this ad, maybe this one.

00:55:54Come on.

00:55:55You two are going to be everybody.

00:55:57Come on.

00:55:58Come on.

00:55:59Don't shout.

00:55:59Take it easy.

00:56:00Come on.

00:56:01Come on.

00:56:02Come on.

00:56:03Come on.

00:56:04Come on.

00:56:05Come on.

00:56:06Come on.

00:56:07Come on.

00:56:08Come on.

00:56:09Come on.

00:56:10Come on.

00:56:11Come on.

00:56:12Come on.

00:56:13Come on.

00:56:14Come on.

00:56:15Come on.

00:56:16Come on.

00:56:17Come on.

00:56:18Hey, are you in here, Noobie?

00:56:35That's Mr. Noobie.

00:56:37Now, that's what I call a charmingly furnished room.

00:56:42The dog followed me home.

00:56:44My wife thought I'd bought an anniversary present.

00:56:47I didn't tell her the truth, figuring I'd return the dog, tell her it ran away, buy her another one.

00:56:53Well, the first ad was Jonas, and he's dead.

00:56:57Then this ghillie, the one I thought was Jonas.

00:56:59His ad, he's dead.

00:57:03Now these other two.

00:57:05Oh, where will it all end?

00:57:07I don't know. Seen any more ads?

00:57:10Now then, O'Denny, who's this noobie here with Fat Freddy?

00:57:13I tell you, I don't know.

00:57:14Hmm. Probably all in it to get it.

00:57:17Had a falling out, and Gilly knocked Jonas off.

00:57:20Then Jonas, uh, I mean Fat Freddy, knocked Gilly off to even the score.

00:57:24So Gilly turns right around and knocks...

00:57:27But who did for Fat Freddy and his foreigner?

00:57:30I'm O'Denny.

00:57:31I mean Denny.

00:57:32You.

00:57:33Who's this noobie?

00:57:35What do you know about him?

00:57:36Nothing, honest.

00:57:37He checked in three or four days ago off a tramp ship.

00:57:40Anybody visit him?

00:57:41Yeah.

00:57:41Now what?

00:57:48Full across the hall, said he heard an argument, and then two quick shots.

00:57:52Two shots?

00:57:53Two bodies?

00:57:54Sounds like a reliable witness for once.

00:57:56What else?

00:57:57Then he said he saw two guys come in.

00:57:59Two different guys.

00:58:01After the shots.

00:58:02Well, why didn't he report it?

00:58:05Figured it was normal for here.

00:58:07What about two other men?

00:58:08Yeah, yeah.

00:58:09There's two fellas, but they only stayed a minute.

00:58:10Know them?

00:58:11No.

00:58:12The dog.

00:58:13What about that dog?

00:58:14Archie?

00:58:15Who's Archie?

00:58:16The dog.

00:58:18Oh, he couldn't have done it.

00:58:19And when he wasn't with me, he was with my wife.

00:58:21There's a connection.

00:58:22There's got to be.

00:58:23That's what I've been telling you.

00:58:26The dog is hot.

00:58:27He's the kiss of death.

00:58:28He's...

00:58:29Oh, my.

00:58:31My wife.

00:58:32My Katie.

00:58:33She's in danger.

00:58:34They'll kill her, too.

00:58:35Let me out of here.

00:58:35So, your wife's in this, too.

00:58:38Are you nuts?

00:58:39She's probably out with him now, walking.

00:58:41With who?

00:58:42Archie.

00:58:42Aha.

00:58:43Who's Archie?

00:58:44Oh, the dog.

00:58:46Archie's the dog's name.

00:58:48Please, she's with him.

00:58:49They'll kill her, too, like they killed all of us.

00:58:51Oh, gee, if you dare, I'll throw your nice, fresh bones away.

00:59:18Oh, gee, if you dare.

00:59:20Oh, gee, if you dare.

00:59:23Oh, gee, if you dare.

00:59:25Okay, baby.

00:59:26Hey, see you.

00:59:28Oh.

00:59:28Archie.

00:59:31Hey.

00:59:32The dog.

00:59:42Catch.

00:59:43Ah, you got it, huh?

00:59:45Good.

00:59:46Good.

00:59:50What's this?

00:59:56Bones?

00:59:57But whose?

00:59:59What are you trying to pull?

01:00:01Come on, start talking and talk fast.

01:00:03I don't know, right?

01:00:05Anna, that's the stuff she had on her.

01:00:08I brang it right here.

01:00:10You don't think I pull anything, do you, Anna Pal?

01:00:14Woo-hoo!

01:00:16Woo-hoo!

01:00:20Ah!

01:00:24If one hair of her head's been injured, I'll have your hairs, heads, hides, and that idiot

01:00:29Orion's, too.

01:00:30Take it easy, Mr. Dennis.

01:00:31She'll be back.

01:00:33There she is.

01:00:39Katie?

01:00:43They've got her, too.

01:00:44Now, where is she?

01:00:45Where is she?

01:00:45What have you done with her?

01:00:47What about my wife?

01:00:48My wife?

01:00:50Why my wife?

01:00:51Come on, come on.

01:00:51Lorraine wants to question this dog.

01:00:53I mean, we're taking them in, see?

01:00:55Hi, mother.

01:01:00What are you doing?

01:01:01Come on, me.

01:01:02He's on the inside.

01:01:03Let's go.

01:01:11See anything?

01:01:12Just plain dog.

01:01:13All we could find was a couple of fleas.

01:01:16Get that mud out of here.

01:01:17Here, he's yours.

01:01:19He's not mine.

01:01:20I don't want him.

01:01:21I don't want him either, see?

01:01:22Your wife wants him.

01:01:24He's her anniversary present.

01:01:25He's her, he's her, he's her, he's her, he's her, he's her, he's her, he's her, he's her.

01:01:29For all you hurt, my wife's lying in some hole with a knife in her back and a bullet in her head and...

01:01:35Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't hit her now.

01:01:37Oh, Katie?

01:01:39You all right, honey?

01:01:41Oh, certainly, darling.

01:01:42Where are you calling from?

01:01:43Oh, that's right.

01:01:44Mother told me you're in jail.

01:01:45Guess what?

01:01:47We're rich.

01:01:48Filthy, dirty rich.

01:01:49Huh?

01:01:50You sound funny.

01:01:52Are you sure you're all right?

01:01:54Oh, never better.

01:01:55Never richer.

01:01:57Bill, don't say a word.

01:01:59Stand on your rights.

01:02:00We can afford the best lawyer there is.

01:02:01I know you couldn't have done whatever it is you did.

01:02:03Oh, come on, come on.

01:02:05Let's count it again.

01:02:07Bill?

01:02:07Huh?

01:02:10Hey.

01:02:10Ah, you don't know what to do with him.

01:02:12Hey, wait a minute.

01:02:14Oh, fellas, where are you taking me now?

01:02:16So much for you.

01:02:25Are you sure that'll hold him?

01:02:27Yes.

01:02:29Pay me when you pick him up.

01:02:31Here, you'll need this receipt.

01:02:34The sofa's getting cold.

01:02:36Like ice.

01:02:37Two dollars a day.

01:02:38You want him bathed or clipped?

01:02:40So it's getting cold.

01:02:41Uh, they hate that, don't they?

01:02:47Yes.

01:02:49Do both.

01:02:51All day I'm melting over a hot stove.

01:02:56Believe me, she's got a long ways to melt.

01:03:02Shut up, you sleevittin' mutt!

01:03:05Why should I?

01:03:29Why should I give it to the police?

01:03:30It's not theirs.

01:03:31It's mine.

01:03:32The man gave it all to me.

01:03:33But honey...

01:03:34He gave it to me personally.

01:03:35He must have wanted me to have it

01:03:36if he wanted the police to have it

01:03:37and have given it to them.

01:03:38What are you?

01:03:38But baby...

01:03:39Probably one of these eccentric

01:03:40like he's seen in the movies

01:03:41has more money than he knows what to do with,

01:03:43so he gave some to me.

01:03:44Share them off.

01:03:45Make money circulate and all like that.

01:03:47Is that what he said?

01:03:48No.

01:03:49Anyway, I gave it to me

01:03:49and I want to keep it.

01:03:50But you can't keep it, Katie.

01:03:52Why can't she?

01:03:53If the man gave it to her,

01:03:54he wanted her to have it.

01:03:55Oh, we've just been all through that argument.

01:03:57You never gave her $100,000.

01:03:59You never gave her anything but a headache.

01:04:01Now see here, Mother...

01:04:02Please, Mother, don't pick on him.

01:04:03Come on, let's all go out and spend some of it.

01:04:06Him that spends what isn't his

01:04:08and gives it back or goes to...

01:04:10Miss Bill!

01:04:12Oh, is that a way to treat money?

01:04:19Ah!

01:04:20Even if it was yours, you couldn't spend it.

01:04:22Not this money.

01:04:23It is mine, and why can't I?

01:04:25Because it's counterfeit.

01:04:26What?

01:04:27Counterfeit.

01:04:28Phony, oh, baby.

01:04:29These are as phony as Mother's false teeth.

01:04:32I mean, anybody's Mother's false teeth.

01:04:34Look.

01:04:35Look at that smudge on Lincoln's beard.

01:04:37Look at that 20.

01:04:38Notice anything odd about Andrew Jackson?

01:04:40Now look carefully.

01:04:41At his nose.

01:04:45It's running!

01:04:47And don't you say so.

01:04:48He's got a cold.

01:04:49Oh, I don't get it.

01:04:51Why would the man give it to me if it's no good?

01:04:54Why would any eccentric, rich, millionaire,

01:04:57deliberately fool a trusting, unsuspecting girl

01:04:59he doesn't even know?

01:05:00That's what makes him eccentric.

01:05:04Bring him in.

01:05:05This is my wife.

01:05:07Yeah.

01:05:09Darling, tell him.

01:05:10Oh, yes, I'm his wife.

01:05:12Congratulations.

01:05:12No, I mean about this money.

01:05:14Oh.

01:05:16A man gave it to me.

01:05:18What man?

01:05:19A man I never set eyes on before.

01:05:22My husband says it's all counterfeit.

01:05:24I can see it's phony, lady.

01:05:27Any idiot.

01:05:28Even a blind one could tell.

01:05:30Now look, old Danny.

01:05:31We specialize in murder here.

01:05:33Homicide and all like that.

01:05:35Why don't you take this to the proper authorities?

01:05:38Because I'm convinced this has some connection with these murders.

01:05:41And so has the dog.

01:05:42Oh, no.

01:05:42Dog, what dog?

01:05:43Oh, Archie.

01:05:44I wouldn't put anything past that dog.

01:05:45What in the world are you talking about?

01:05:47Will you kindly shut up and not interrupt?

01:05:49And I'll tell you.

01:05:50I will not shut up.

01:05:50And you keep still when I'm interrupting.

01:05:52Can you tell me what he's raving about?

01:05:54I wouldn't presume.

01:05:55Well, can anyone?

01:05:57Just how could my little dog know anything about this counterfeit money?

01:06:00Will you please let me explain?

01:06:03Go ahead.

01:06:04Explain.

01:06:05I'm listening.

01:06:07Well, it all began when I came.

01:06:11Go ahead.

01:06:12Go on.

01:06:13Go ahead.

01:06:15Oh, we brought him the money.

01:06:17Let's go home, Doc.

01:06:17Oh, Mrs. O'Denny.

01:06:19Are you under the impression that your husband purchased that dog for you as an anniversary present?

01:06:25Of course I am.

01:06:26Certainly he did.

01:06:27Darling, let's go.

01:06:29According to your husband's testimony, he did no such thing.

01:06:33He says, your husband says, that he, the dog, followed him, your husband, home.

01:06:39He, the dog, was lost or something.

01:06:42He forgot it was your anniversary.

01:06:44Your husband forgot.

01:06:47Not the dog.

01:06:49Never.

01:06:49I never forgot.

01:06:51What's he talking about?

01:06:52Bill, is this true?

01:06:53But I didn't forget.

01:06:58Look, I tried to tell you last night that I was...

01:07:00But the anniversary card was in Archie's mouth.

01:07:03And it said, happy anniversary, darling.

01:07:06And it was in Archie's handwriting.

01:07:08It was in your handwriting.

01:07:10Archie picked it up after I wrote it to put it in the box with the nightgown I bought.

01:07:14Nightgown?

01:07:15What nightgown?

01:07:16For you.

01:07:16I bought it for you.

01:07:17You didn't buy me any nightgown?

01:07:19Sure I did.

01:07:20Not as I started to.

01:07:22Then Archie broke the showcase in the store.

01:07:24I met out the card.

01:07:25You've been acting very strange lately.

01:07:27I'll take him home now.

01:07:28Do that lady and keep him there.

01:07:31Why'd that man give her the money?

01:07:33Why'd he pick her to serve a briefcase for her on if it wasn't because she was with that dog?

01:07:37Why was Jonas killed?

01:07:39That nice...

01:07:39That Mr. Gilly, too.

01:07:41What about those other two men murdered in that hotel?

01:07:43Why?

01:07:43On account of that dog.

01:07:44I tell you, that dog knows plenty.

01:07:46Oh, my nonsense.

01:07:48Now Archie's a murderer.

01:07:50Honey, calm yourself.

01:07:51We'll go home now.

01:07:52Can I have Archie, too, please?

01:07:53He's got him.

01:07:56He's lost.

01:07:57Lost?

01:07:57He ran away.

01:07:58Archie, he never.

01:07:59I tell you, he did.

01:08:00Why would he when he adores that?

01:08:02He ran away.

01:08:02And we're lucky he's gone.

01:08:03You've done something to him.

01:08:05Oh, don't you understand?

01:08:06That dog's responsible.

01:08:07You get him back.

01:08:08I'll get you another dog.

01:08:10Archie!

01:08:12Or else!

01:08:16Copper!

01:08:19I'll get you a bigger one!

01:08:20I want Archie!

01:08:22And I'll come back here and get him!

01:08:30Nighty night!

01:08:31Well, you finally learned how to handle him.

01:08:40My own wife!

01:08:42My own flesh and blood!

01:08:55Shut up, you mutt!

01:08:56Oh, no!

01:09:10Oh, no!

01:09:11Miss Catherine Denny live here?

01:09:12No, they moved.

01:09:13I seen her ad.

01:09:13It sounded like this.

01:09:14Here's her dog.

01:09:15Some guy boarded it with me.

01:09:17Shifty-looking character he was.

01:09:18I...

01:09:19Say!

01:09:21Ain't you him?

01:09:22No!

01:09:23Sure you're him!

01:09:24I don't get it!

01:09:28Archie!

01:09:29That's all.

01:09:30It's just the same.

01:09:31Give me a minute, mister.

01:09:32You trying to get me out of my reward?

01:09:34Archie!

01:09:38Six bucks.

01:09:39That's a reward?

01:09:41What about his cage and board?

01:09:42I stuffed him and warmed him, and he bit me twice.

01:09:45Give me a bill, may I check?

01:09:47Hey, lady, what's this guy put?

01:09:51Here.

01:09:55Twenty bucks.

01:10:00Hey!

01:10:02No news!

01:10:03It's a phony!

01:10:10I'll like it.

01:10:12Good night.

01:10:12Oh, darling, darling.

01:10:24Huh?

01:10:29Oh, you big mallet head, you.

01:10:35Oh, I couldn't take another night of muddy snoring.

01:10:39Oh, I couldn't take another night of muddy snoring.

01:10:50Reward!

01:10:51That man, just now day him.

01:10:53He said you advertised.

01:10:54So?

01:10:55I'll cancel the ad in a little while.

01:10:57Oh, okay, Katie, I got...

01:10:58Oh, come on, darling.

01:10:59Mother will be away for hours.

01:11:01Uh, Dymetics tonight.

01:11:02All right, we've got the whole house all to ourselves.

01:11:07Stop.

01:11:08Oh, me.

01:11:08What's with you?

01:11:09Some lover.

01:11:10Look, Katie, let's go for a walk or something.

01:11:12It's a wonderful night of big moon, stars.

01:11:15It's raining now.

01:11:16Oh, well, let's go to the movies.

01:11:17It's a terrific picture.

01:11:18You want to go to the movie now?

01:11:20Sure, why not?

01:11:21Bill, Danny, what are you doing?

01:11:23I've got my nightgown on.

01:11:25It's adorable.

01:11:26What's the matter with you?

01:11:28Oh, company.

01:11:35This hot?

01:11:36Yeah.

01:11:40Okay, lady, leave us have it.

01:11:41What do you want?

01:11:42Fix that.

01:11:44Who are you?

01:11:44Never mind.

01:11:45That's the man who gave me the money.

01:11:47Yeah.

01:11:47Sit down.

01:11:48Huh?

01:11:50You heard me.

01:11:52Sit down.

01:11:54If you don't mind.

01:11:55Now, stay here.

01:11:56This is our house.

01:11:57Shut up, lady.

01:11:59Shut up.

01:12:00And go get it.

01:12:01Yes, darling.

01:12:01Shut up.

01:12:03Are you going to just sit here and let these two, I don't know what, treat us like this

01:12:07in our own house?

01:12:08Yes, darling.

01:12:09I'm going to just sit right here.

01:12:11Very quietly.

01:12:12He's smart, lady.

01:12:13Be like him.

01:12:14He's a coward.

01:12:15Yes, sir.

01:12:16I certainly am.

01:12:17I always take ether to get my hair cut.

01:12:21You say!

01:12:22Are you going to let this...

01:12:23Yes, dear.

01:12:24Get it, lady.

01:12:25Get it to us quick.

01:12:26Then we brought it to the police.

01:12:28Police?

01:12:28Yes, police.

01:12:29And even if we did...

01:12:30Stop horsing around.

01:12:31I ain't got no time for no gas.

01:12:37Hey, it's me, you dumb mother.

01:12:38It's me.

01:12:39Wait.

01:12:40Get out, Chief.

01:12:41Get out.

01:12:43Hey, Max, get out.

01:12:44Come on.

01:12:44Ow.

01:12:46I think that's all there in the house, Dale.

01:12:49Oh, you killed Archie.

01:12:55My Archie.

01:12:56Oh, that's too bad.

01:12:57Are you...

01:12:57Now, go get it.

01:13:00I tell you, we brought the money to the police.

01:13:02A hundred Gs.

01:13:04You mean you give the cops a hundred Gs?

01:13:07Yes.

01:13:08It was no good.

01:13:09Any idiot, even a blind one, could tell that money was phony.

01:13:13You mean I passed a hundred Gs in a queer?

01:13:18No, no.

01:13:18She's stolen.

01:13:20Oh, yes.

01:13:20You ask Mr. O'Brien.

01:13:22He's in the homicide department where they have murdered and things.

01:13:25The money bank.

01:13:25Well, I guess...

01:13:26That's my sonny!

01:13:28I couldn't get it.

01:13:31I think I'm 99 years in a deep freeze.

01:13:34Maybe life I should live so long.

01:13:36No, don't be a joke, Max.

01:13:38It's safe.

01:13:39The money's safe.

01:13:39I figured that we could have the money and the stuff, too.

01:13:42That's neat, huh?

01:13:43Ha!

01:13:44You don't...

01:13:45You don't think that I would double-cross a pal, do you, Max?

01:13:49Yeah!

01:14:01Katie!

01:14:02Oh, my Katie!

01:14:05Oh, my Katie!

01:14:10Two more?

01:14:12Yes.

01:14:12Not counting my wife and Archie.

01:14:16You know.

01:14:17The dog?

01:14:18You mean to say you...

01:14:20Be right over.

01:14:21Go!

01:14:22Go!

01:14:23Go!

01:14:24Go!

01:14:25Go!

01:14:26Go!

01:14:27Go!

01:14:28Go!

01:14:29Go!

01:14:30Go!

01:14:31Go!

01:14:32Go!

01:14:33Go!

01:14:34Go!

01:14:35Go!

01:14:36Go!

01:14:37Go!

01:14:38Go!

01:14:39Go!

01:14:40Go!

01:14:43Go!

01:14:44Go!

01:14:45Go!

01:14:47Good evening, sir!

01:14:49Mrs. Catherine Denny at home.

01:14:50You're not the police.

01:14:52Good evening, sir.

01:14:56is you can take him welcome oh a party huh strangers to me they shot each other that's my wife

01:15:07where's that money them guys must have had it on that hard quickly quickly the money please

01:15:15come on come on we can't wait all night

01:15:16don't go get me out of here quick enough and funny

01:15:25open your mouth and you're dead the other one

01:15:42i'll be covering you from

01:15:44oh rapaport look around upstairs who are they well a nice assortment never mind her

01:16:08hey oh denny oh denny you know who you got here don't tell me there's a fortune in rewards about

01:16:18five grand a piece you'll find five more grand out that window

01:16:22it's moving bring them out help me sort these

01:16:32beat the pusher you got max the umbrella short weight burnt and now beat the pusher no less

01:16:40it's a clean up how did you do it

01:16:42oh katie oh my katie

01:16:55oh my god

01:16:59i knew it

01:17:10he's murdered her

01:17:12if i told her once

01:17:15Mr. Denley finally rounded up the entire gang.

01:17:23Furthermore, as a result of the daring, unarmed, and single-handed capture by the fearless Mr. O'Denny,

01:17:28the gang of counterfeiters also apprehended.

01:17:31Numerous rewards have been posted for the...

01:17:33We've heard it all nine times.

01:17:36Oh, and do we get a reward for the counterfeiters, too?

01:17:39Sure.

01:17:42Oh, boy, am I going to pay an income tax this year?

01:17:45Oh, well.

01:17:48These two are the ones that put me in a higher bracket.

01:17:51Okay, eat your chops, you hero, you.

01:17:54What chops?

01:17:55You've eaten them already.

01:18:00I didn't even see them.

01:18:01Well, certainly you did. Too loyal, I have chops. Now eat your vegetables.

01:18:05What are you talking?

01:18:05Oh, isn't that cute?

01:18:17Oh.

01:18:18Oh, never mind, dear. I've got a lovely steak for Archie in the icebox. I'll fix it for you.

01:18:23What?

01:18:23It'll only take a minute.

01:18:25Ouch.

01:18:26Oh, no, you...

01:18:27You've been...

01:18:35Bill!

01:18:38Bill!

01:18:39What's come over you?

01:18:41Bill!

01:18:45What happened, Kate?

01:18:47Bill, then Archie...

01:18:49And why shouldn't he?

01:18:57In his own house?

01:18:58Bill!

01:18:59Behave yourself when we're apart Just lock your heart and save yourself for me

01:19:22The world is full of dangers Be careful when you're wrong

01:19:28And don't take candy from strangers If you want to eat, come on back home

01:19:34Enslave yourself to no one new Remember to behave yourself

01:19:41Well, don't you see?

01:19:44If you behave yourself Then you can come down off the shelf

01:19:49And do you miss behaving with me

01:19:53Be-

Behave Yourself! (1951) – Classic RKO Radio Pictures Comedy

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