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Enjoy a hilarious classic comedy filled with chaos, confusion, and double the trouble. “Double Trouble Brothers – Vintage Comedy Film” follows the misadventures of two identical brothers whose actions lead to a series of funny and unpredictable situations. Packed with timeless humor, charming performances, and unforgettable moments, this vintage film is perfect for fans of old-school comedy.
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00:01:16No, Betty, this is yours.
00:01:20What's going on here?
00:01:22Oh, yes.
00:01:25Pass the sugar, lover.
00:01:27Will you add me the bread, Mama?
00:01:28Yes, Papa.
00:01:30Here we are.
00:01:33That's strawberry jam, isn't it?
00:01:35How about the celery?
00:01:37You like some celery?
00:01:45Are you starting this all over again?
00:01:57That's the best cup of tea you've ever made.
00:02:01Shakespeare.
00:02:02Longfellow.
00:02:04Needles.
00:02:05Pins.
00:02:07Isn't that cute?
00:02:11Oh, Daphne, look at the time.
00:02:13We must hurry.
00:02:14We'll be late for our bridge party.
00:02:16Oh, honey, you'll have to excuse us, but Mrs. Adelquist is calling for us any minute.
00:02:20Have a good time, Mama.
00:02:21I will, Papa.
00:02:21You'll see her before you go.
00:02:23Oh, lover.
00:02:29That must be Mrs. Adelquist now.
00:02:31Let her in, darling, and tell her we'll be right down.
00:02:33Come on, Betty.
00:02:34Come on.
00:02:37Come in, Mrs. Adelquist.
00:02:38A special delivery for Mr. Hardy.
00:02:40Oh.
00:02:40Sign, please.
00:02:46Come in, Mrs. Adelquist.
00:02:49It wasn't Mrs. Twiddlepast.
00:02:52Not Twiddlepast.
00:02:54Adelquist.
00:02:54Uh, Adelquist.
00:02:55Never mind who it was.
00:02:56Who was it?
00:02:57It's a letter for you.
00:02:58Oh.
00:03:00It's from my mother.
00:03:02What'd she say?
00:03:03I'll find out as soon as I get my glasses.
00:03:21My dear son, Adel, I was cleaning up the attic industry, and in going through a lot of rubbish,
00:03:27I see my...
00:03:35Don't be rude.
00:03:38Now look what you've done.
00:03:46Take some hot water and clean those off.
00:03:58My eyes are getting worse every day.
00:04:01This letter's just a blur.
00:04:04Hurry up.
00:04:08Now, that's better.
00:04:10My dear son, Adel, I was cleaning up the attic today, and in going through a lot of rubbish,
00:04:17I came across this picture of you and Stan and your twin brothers, Bait and Alf.
00:04:23So I thought you would like to have it.
00:04:26Lovingly, mother.
00:04:28Isn't that swell?
00:04:29Can you imagine that?
00:04:31Our very own twin brothers.
00:04:35I wonder where they are.
00:04:39Cha, cha, cha.
00:04:41Ha, ha, ha.
00:04:42Seems like only yesterday.
00:04:45Which is you?
00:04:46Well, that's me right there.
00:04:47Ha.
00:04:48Look at me.
00:04:50Well, that isn't you.
00:04:51That's Alf.
00:04:56Let me have your glasses.
00:05:03You mean to tell me I don't know which is me?
00:05:07That's me right there.
00:05:09How do you know that's you?
00:05:11Well, I'm the oldest.
00:05:12You can sit down.
00:05:16Well, there's some more writing.
00:05:17Give me my glasses.
00:05:37No wonder I couldn't tell which was you.
00:05:40Here, you read it.
00:05:45Dear Ollie, I forgot to tell you that after you and Stan left home,
00:05:49your twin brothers, Alf and Bert, turned out to be bad lads and ran away to sea.
00:05:55And I did hear they joined a mutiny on board one night,
00:05:58and they both got hanged.
00:06:01Isn't that terrible?
00:06:03Let this be a lesson to you, mother.
00:06:07Isn't that calamitous?
00:06:09What a disgrace to our parents.
00:06:12Before Father Evan.
00:06:14Uncle.
00:06:14Where are you going?
00:06:15I'm going to show it to Bubbles.
00:06:17Come here.
00:06:18What?
00:06:20Are you crazy?
00:06:22Uh-uh.
00:06:25If our wives find out that we had a couple of low-down brothers like that,
00:06:29they'd divorce us immediately.
00:06:31We'd lose our prestige in town and be ostracized by the rest of the community.
00:06:38Well, why would they...
00:06:39Gooch!
00:06:40Shh!
00:06:42Why would they feel like that?
00:06:43Everybody has a black sheep in their closet.
00:06:46Nevertheless.
00:06:48Don't you tell us all about this, because if you do, we'll be sunk.
00:06:56If it's that serious, maybe we'd better burn the evidence.
00:06:59Then nobody will ever know.
00:07:01Shakespeare.
00:07:02Not now.
00:07:04You got a match?
00:07:05Yes.
00:07:07Yes.
00:07:14We'll burn our cask behind us.
00:07:16Come along, Betty.
00:07:17Oh, dear.
00:07:19We'll be right down, Mrs. Everquist.
00:07:22We'll be right down, Mrs. Everquist.
00:07:24We'll be right down, Mrs. Everquist.
00:07:27Hello.
00:07:28Oh, hello, dear.
00:07:29Mrs. Everquist.
00:07:30Oh, I don't know, sweetheart.
00:07:31Oh, we have to go now, Daddy.
00:07:33That's fine.
00:07:33We'll go.
00:07:34I'm sorry, dear.
00:07:35I want that.
00:07:36Goodbye, Mrs. Everquist.
00:07:38Goodbye.
00:07:39Goodbye.
00:07:39Goodbye.
00:07:39Goodbye.
00:07:39Come along, girls.
00:07:40I'll be light now.
00:07:41Come along there.
00:07:41I have to get that red spotter.
00:07:42You know, your door's a lovely awful.
00:07:44Goodbye.
00:07:46Goodbye.
00:08:09Hey, Mick.
00:08:10Get busy and unload the livestock.
00:08:12We sail in the morning with the tide.
00:08:15Aye, sir.
00:08:20Did you get paid, Bert?
00:08:22I sure did.
00:08:23Well, as soon as we get through eating, we'll go ashore and have a swell time.
00:08:26All right.
00:08:27And come back broke, as usual.
00:08:29Oh, I don't know.
00:08:32Aren't you going ashore, Finn?
00:08:33Yes, just as soon as I get through reading the paper.
00:08:36Any news?
00:08:37Yes.
00:08:38I was reading about a fellow that started with nothing,
00:08:40and in two years he was worth a million dollars.
00:08:43A million dollars.
00:08:45A million dollars.
00:08:45How'd he do it?
00:08:46A careful saving and wise investments.
00:08:48Just what I've been preaching to you two for years.
00:08:51If you'd let me save your money, you'd both be worth a million dollars like this fellow.
00:08:55He's right, Bert.
00:08:56You know, when we first came on this ship 15 years ago,
00:08:59if we'd had as much sense then as we have now,
00:09:02we'd have let him save our money for us,
00:09:04and today we'd have been sitting on the fat of the land.
00:09:07Wouldn't we, Finn?
00:09:08Right.
00:09:08That's all right.
00:09:09But it's too late now.
00:09:11My lad, it's never too late.
00:09:13You were paid this morning, and now's the time to start.
00:09:16Why don't you let me hold it for you?
00:09:18You make the money, I'll invest it for you,
00:09:21and you'll be millionaires before you can save Jack Robinson.
00:09:26What did you say?
00:09:27That sounds swell to me.
00:09:29What about you, Alf?
00:09:31It's okay with me, Bert.
00:09:33How about you, Finn?
00:09:34Why, it's a knockout.
00:09:35I think it's good, too.
00:09:36Yes, sir.
00:09:37Here's my money.
00:09:39Say, have you seen my money?
00:09:41I put them here just a minute ago.
00:09:42Remember when you had your coffee there?
00:09:47Isn't that swell?
00:09:48Now we're going to be millionaires.
00:09:51Say, who's this fellow Jack Robinson he's talking about?
00:09:54I don't know.
00:09:55I never heard of you.
00:09:56Seventy-three.
00:09:57Seventy-four bucks.
00:09:59Boys, I'm proud of you.
00:10:01That's what I call determination.
00:10:03We're full of it.
00:10:04But, boys, you'll have to have a little pin money to spend on shore.
00:10:07After all, it's all right to be careful.
00:10:09But we've got to have our little flame.
00:10:12Just to break the monotony.
00:10:19There's a dollar between you.
00:10:20A dollar?
00:10:22Well, we can't do much flinging on a dollar.
00:10:25Well, the less you fling, the sooner you'll be millionaires.
00:10:28He's right, Bert.
00:10:31Oh, yes.
00:10:32What about a receipt for our money?
00:10:34You're right, my lad.
00:10:35I'm glad to see you've got good business sense.
00:10:38A receipt.
00:10:42I owe you seventy-four dollars.
00:10:49Just to make this binding, you two boys sign there.
00:11:00Bertie.
00:11:03Hardy.
00:11:04Alfie Laurel.
00:11:06Semi-common.
00:11:08Thanks.
00:11:10Now, everything is on the up and up.
00:11:15Isn't that swell?
00:11:16Mm.
00:11:16There's one thing I want you to promise me.
00:11:18What's that?
00:11:19That you won't come and ask any of it back.
00:11:21You listen to this.
00:11:22When we make an agreement, it is an agreement.
00:11:27Yeah.
00:11:27What we want you to do is to promise us you won't give it to us back.
00:11:31I promise.
00:11:31Get me a cup of coffee, Alf.
00:11:33All right.
00:11:34Now we're going to get somewhere.
00:11:35I guess I'll get ready to go ashore.
00:11:39Any order, sir?
00:11:40Uh-huh.
00:11:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:42Send those two mugs, Bert and Alf, up here.
00:11:45Aye, sir.
00:11:47Hey, you swabs.
00:11:48The mate told me to tell you the captain wants to see you right away and make it snappy.
00:11:52Okay, big boy.
00:11:53We'll be right up.
00:11:57Come on, sailor.
00:11:59Goodbye, Finn.
00:12:00Goodbye.
00:12:01Oh, wait a minute.
00:12:03I've taken a room for Mrs. McGregor's on Tuna Avenue.
00:12:06If you're unsure of money, drop in and spend the afternoon with me.
00:12:09Thanks.
00:12:09Okay.
00:12:10Goodbye.
00:12:10Goodbye.
00:12:23Sorry.
00:12:24Barnum was right.
00:12:38Now, listen.
00:12:39This is what I want to see you about.
00:12:41I am expecting a small package to be delivered to me here but I can't wait
00:12:45I've got to get over to the customs.
00:12:47I want you two boys to stay here.
00:12:49Get this package and bring it to me to Denker's Beer Garden.
00:12:52I'll meet you there about four bells.
00:12:54Aye, sir.
00:12:54You know where Denker's Beer Garden is?
00:12:57Aye, sir.
00:12:58It's on 5th and 8th.
00:13:00Yeah, caddy corner between 6th and 7th on 9th.
00:13:03It's just across the way from...
00:13:04You know where it is.
00:13:06Aye, sir.
00:13:07I hope I can rely on you to do this thing for me.
00:13:10Captain, you can trust us insipidly.
00:13:13Well, I hope so, because it's a very important package.
00:13:17What's in the package, Cappy?
00:13:19None of your business what's in it.
00:13:21Go on, get out of here.
00:13:23And don't call me Cappy.
00:13:32Could you tell us where...
00:13:34Shh.
00:13:34Pardon us, officer.
00:13:36But could you tell us where Denker's Beer Garden is?
00:13:38Sure.
00:13:39Just around the corner there.
00:13:48Pardon me, officer.
00:13:50Me too.
00:13:51It's all right.
00:14:11Well, looks like the fleet's in.
00:14:15I'm going to have beer.
00:14:16What's yours?
00:14:17Say, we've got to take it easy.
00:14:19You know, we've only got the dollar.
00:14:20I know it.
00:14:21What are you going to have?
00:14:22Suppose we share the same beer.
00:14:24Then we won't spend so much money.
00:14:27That's a good idea.
00:14:31Garçon.
00:14:33Garçon.
00:14:33What do you mean, Garçon?
00:14:35What do you mean, Garçon?
00:14:35Garçon's the name.
00:14:36What do you have?
00:14:38Why, I'd like a nice, large, cold flagon of beer.
00:14:45What's yours?
00:14:46Bring me two nice, clean straws that haven't been used.
00:14:55I wonder what's in that package.
00:14:58Didn't you hear what the captain said?
00:15:00That's none of your business.
00:15:03Always prying into other people's affairs.
00:15:21Isn't that a pip?
00:15:24It certainly is.
00:15:26You know, that must have cost more than five dollars.
00:15:29What do you mean, five dollars?
00:15:30Why, if it cost a penny, it cost 50 dollars.
00:15:34Huh.
00:15:58That'll be a quarter.
00:16:00A quarter?
00:16:02What for?
00:16:03Ten cents for the beer and 15 cents for the straws.
00:16:09Well, you don't think we're giving them away, do you?
00:16:13Well, you don't think we're giving them away, do you?
00:16:15Waiter, could you exchange this for a couple of spoons?
00:16:27Give me those straws.
00:16:28I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
00:16:44Oh, I'm sorry.
00:16:46Just a little accident.
00:16:47Oh, that's perfectly all right.
00:16:49Accidents will happen.
00:16:53If I've spoiled your drink, may I buy you another?
00:16:57We don't mind if you do.
00:16:59Won't you join us?
00:17:00Oh.
00:17:02We don't mind if we do.
00:17:05Come, Alfie.
00:17:15Uh, my name is Mr. Hardy, and this is my very good friend, Mr. Lorrow.
00:17:21I'm glad to know you.
00:17:22This is my very good friend, Lily.
00:17:24How do you do, Lily?
00:17:25How do you do?
00:17:27And my name is, uh, Alice.
00:17:30Alice.
00:17:34My mother's name was Alice.
00:17:43Your mother's name wasn't Alice.
00:17:46That was her second name on my father's side.
00:17:54Hey, Joe, I want you to meet a couple of pals of ours, Mr. Lorrow and Mr. Hardy.
00:17:58Well, I met them a little while ago, so what?
00:18:00Uh, two more beers for the ladies right away.
00:18:02I don't think we'll have any more beer.
00:18:04Oh, you must have something, Alice.
00:18:07Well, if you insist, I'll have an absinthe frappe.
00:18:11I think I'll have the same.
00:18:13You couldn't split one, could you?
00:18:15Well, what about something to eat?
00:18:17What have you got ready?
00:18:18Well, we got a porterhouse steak just coming off the fire.
00:18:21That's okay.
00:18:22And you?
00:18:23I'll have a lobster Newberg, mock turtle soup, a New York cut steak, well done,
00:18:29lionaise potatoes, broccoli with hollandaise sauce on the side,
00:18:33a head of lettuce with Rockford cheese dressing, heavy on the Rockford,
00:18:36coffee, uh, demitasse, and I think that'll be all.
00:18:39Don't you want any dessert?
00:18:41Oh, that's sweet of you.
00:18:42A crepe Suzette.
00:18:43Make that, too.
00:18:48Excuse me just a moment.
00:18:53Uh, will you pardon us?
00:18:55My friend wishes to speak to me in private.
00:18:59Go right ahead.
00:19:08Let's go in there.
00:19:09We can talk private, and nobody will hear us.
00:19:27What'd you want to tell me?
00:19:28What about them ordering all that food?
00:19:30You know, we've only got 75 cents.
00:19:32Don't worry about that.
00:19:34I've got it all figured out.
00:19:35We'll go over and see Finn and get our money back.
00:19:38Well, he won't give us our money back.
00:19:39You know, we told him if we were on our...
00:19:41Oh, yes, he will give it back.
00:19:42I know how to handle him.
00:19:43And besides, it's our money, and we'll do what we like with it.
00:19:47Well, I thought we were going to start saving and be millionaires.
00:19:49We can start saving on the next trip.
00:19:52Now we've got a chance to have a swell time, so we might as well take advantage of it.
00:19:56You know, we only live once.
00:19:58I guess you're right.
00:20:00We can be millionaires any time.
00:20:02Any old time.
00:20:04Now, let's go back to the girls.
00:20:10Hello?
00:20:11Hello.
00:20:12Who is it?
00:20:13It's me.
00:20:14What do you want?
00:20:15I don't want anything.
00:20:16What do you want?
00:20:16I don't want anything.
00:20:18You rang.
00:20:18I didn't do anything of the kind.
00:20:20You certainly did.
00:20:21Put that back on the hook and get out of here.
00:20:27Hey, would you chaps mind stepping out a minute?
00:20:31That call is for me.
00:20:34Hey, stay where you are.
00:20:37I'll get it.
00:20:38It'll only take a second.
00:20:41You know, I'm sorry to disturb you, boy, but this call is from the wife.
00:20:46You know, I have to tell her, I'm bringing her on the milk.
00:20:57Wouldn't you rather we'd step out a minute?
00:20:59Oh, stay where you are.
00:21:00It'll only just be a second.
00:21:07I'm going to take a second.
00:21:08Wait.
00:21:08What?
00:21:08What?
00:21:11I lost you.
00:21:12Where is it?
00:21:13Right?
00:21:14Right here, sir.
00:21:16You won't talk long, will you?
00:21:18I'll just a minute.
00:21:19Listen, I'll bring you home the equipment.
00:21:22Pardon me, will you?
00:21:23Yes, sir.
00:21:23Just a minute.
00:21:24There's a little, I don't know, a little trouble.
00:21:27There, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, oh, hello, just a minute now.
00:21:34I'll get this, hello, I'll pull the wire just, I think somebody took the phone.
00:21:41Wait a minute.
00:21:41Hello, sir.
00:21:43Yes?
00:21:43Yes, sir.
00:21:45How much?
00:21:46Just a minute.
00:21:47Hello?
00:21:50Boys, just a minute.
00:21:52Just, just up, pull the wire.
00:21:57Oh, I lost it.
00:21:58Where's the thing?
00:21:59Where you got that thing?
00:22:00Have you got it?
00:22:02Yeah, you're right.
00:22:04I'll get it.
00:22:06Hello?
00:22:08Hello?
00:22:08Boy, it's warm in here.
00:22:10Just a minute.
00:22:11Something's on the foot.
00:22:12I'll get it.
00:22:13Hold the wire.
00:22:14Wait a minute.
00:22:15Just a minute.
00:22:15I can't find that.
00:22:17Oh, hello.
00:22:20Hello?
00:22:38Hey, what's the other one?
00:22:51I'm sorry, sir. Just a little accident.
00:22:54Yeah, a little accident or no accident, you'll pay for this.
00:22:56Just put it on the check, please, sir.
00:22:58Don't worry. It'll be on there.
00:23:00Come out.
00:23:02Hey, Joe, come here and give me a hand for this, will you, please?
00:23:06What happened? Did you get in a fight?
00:23:08Oh, no. We were just having a little conference.
00:23:10Nothing serious, I hope.
00:23:11Oh, no, nothing serious. We've just decided that if you girls don't mind,
00:23:15we'll go to the ship and change our clothes and take you out for a good time.
00:23:19That's okay with me. Me, too.
00:23:21Don't be gone too long. Oh, we won't.
00:23:23Now, you won't go away, will you, because we're coming back.
00:23:25You bet we won't. Goodbye.
00:23:27Goodbye, Alice. We'll be back in the chiffy.
00:23:31Hey. Where do you guys think you're going?
00:23:33Shh. We're going down to the ship to change our clothes and get some more money.
00:23:38Some more money?
00:23:39Yeah, you see, we didn't have enough when we met the ladies.
00:23:42Oh, yes, sir. And while we're going,
00:23:44see that the little ladies have everything their little hearts desire.
00:23:49Goodbye.
00:23:50Goodbye.
00:23:52Now, don't go away, will you? We won't be long.
00:23:56Come on. Don't get it, Barry.
00:23:59You're always flipping around.
00:24:05Just a minute.
00:24:06Do you think I'm such a sap that I'd let you get away from here without paying that bill?
00:24:10Now, you either give me that dough or I'll beat you both up or I'll have you pinched.
00:24:14Or maybe I'll beat you both up and have you pinched, too.
00:24:17Can't you make up your mind?
00:24:19But, my good man, don't you understand?
00:24:22It's simple. We're going to the boat, get our money and come back and pay you. See?
00:24:27No, you're not. You ain't going to leave here until you pay me that bill or leave me something for
00:24:31security.
00:24:32Why don't you leave him the ring?
00:24:34Then we get our money from Finlayson, come back and pick it up and the captain won't be any the
00:24:38wiser.
00:24:40Splendid.
00:24:40We've just figured out a plan. You'll like this.
00:24:46How about that for security?
00:24:52Isn't that a daisy?
00:24:54It's all right with me.
00:24:55Now, remember.
00:24:57When we go and get our money and come back and pay you, we get that ring back, right?
00:25:03Right.
00:25:04Right.
00:25:22Who is it?
00:25:24It's us.
00:25:25Oh, hello, boys. Come on in.
00:25:28How are you, Ben?
00:25:29What's on your mind?
00:25:30Well, we hate to disturb you, but we've come to ask a little favor.
00:25:34Now, what do you want?
00:25:35Well, we've just had the good fortune to meet two very charming and refined young ladies.
00:25:42Yeah, Alice and Lily.
00:25:44So what?
00:25:45Well, if you don't mind, we'd like to cancel our little financial arrangement with you and get our money back.
00:25:51Yeah, you see, we decided to put off being millionaires till the next trip. Then we'll start saying...
00:25:55Well, if it's your money you want, I am not interested.
00:25:59Well, does that mean you won't give us our money back?
00:26:01I will not.
00:26:03Well, it belongs to us. Besides, we've got to have some money. We don't get paid till we get to
00:26:07Singapore.
00:26:07Not one penny of it will you get. I made a gentleman's agreement with you to protect you from yourselves.
00:26:14You wouldn't want me to go back on my word, would you?
00:26:16Well, we wouldn't mind this time, would we, Ben?
00:26:18No, we won't hold that against you.
00:26:20No, you can go ahead and do that.
00:26:21Get out of here and don't bother me.
00:26:23Well, if that's the way you feel about it, we'll be forced to assert our prerogity.
00:26:29And search this room.
00:26:32Go ahead and search. What do I care?
00:26:35You'll be sorry putting us to all this trouble.
00:26:52It's no use you looking around here. You can search from now until doomsday and you'll never find it.
00:26:58Does that mean that it isn't in this room?
00:27:00I wouldn't say yes and I wouldn't say no.
00:27:07You know what we can do?
00:27:09What?
00:27:10We can...
00:27:15We can steal his clothes and we'll pawn them and we'll get enough money to pay the bill.
00:27:22We're going to give you one more chance. Do we get our money or not?
00:27:27Absolutely not.
00:27:57Come on. You know we've got to meet the wives.
00:28:02You stay outside. Ask him the pawnbroke if he had any second hand ice cream cones.
00:28:29You tell him, I'll give you one more time.
00:28:33I'll give you one more time.
00:28:52There are two sides.
00:28:55You'll be here.
00:29:10How much did you get?
00:29:14Two dollars.
00:29:15Well, that's not enough.
00:29:16We can't pay the bill with that.
00:29:18The girls are still...
00:29:19Don't worry about that.
00:29:20I'll take charge of this little matter.
00:29:24Come on.
00:29:31Say, maybe we'd better talk to Finn from a distance.
00:29:34You know, he's pretty mad when we left him.
00:29:36That's a good idea.
00:29:40Oh, Finn!
00:29:43Maybe he's asleep.
00:29:44I'll wake him up.
00:29:56Oh, no!
00:29:59We're back.
00:30:01Where's my clothes?
00:30:02We pawned them.
00:30:03What?
00:30:04And if you don't give us our money back, we won't give you the ticket.
00:30:09Yeah, and the ship will sail and you'll be left behind, see?
00:30:13All right.
00:30:14You give me the ticket and I'll give you your money back.
00:30:16You cross your heart?
00:30:18You don't doubt me, do you?
00:30:20Yes!
00:30:21Oh, no.
00:30:23We'll be right up!
00:30:25Oh, no.
00:30:35Now, here's the ticket.
00:30:37And that's the two dollars to get your suit back.
00:30:40Now, give us our money.
00:30:41I'll give it to you as soon as I can go get it.
00:30:44Where is it?
00:30:45It's sewn up in the lining of the coat you just pawned.
00:30:49Why didn't you tell us that before?
00:30:51Having us run around here on a wild goose chase.
00:30:53Give me the ticket.
00:30:54I'll go get it myself.
00:30:55Oh, no.
00:30:55You double-crossed me before.
00:30:57Once bitten, twice shy.
00:30:59Give us the ticket and we'll...
00:31:00I've got it all figured out.
00:31:02Now, take off your clothes.
00:31:05What for?
00:31:06Now, the one suit I'll wear to get down there,
00:31:08the other suit I'll pawn to pay the interest on this ticket.
00:31:11Oh, no, you don't.
00:31:13Give me the ticket.
00:31:14Oh, good.
00:31:15Don't you come near me and I'll swallow this ticket
00:31:17and you'll never get your money.
00:31:19Now, give me that.
00:31:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, don't swallow it now.
00:31:23Don't swallow it.
00:31:25All right, take off your clothes and put them down there.
00:31:28Put them down.
00:31:30And no monkey tricks.
00:31:32Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.
00:31:36Oh, I could not.
00:31:37Every time I think of it, I could not.
00:31:39What those girls will think about us.
00:31:41I think not.
00:31:49Hey, Finn.
00:31:51Are you coming back?
00:31:53I wouldn't say yes and I wouldn't say no.
00:31:58Oh, and if I see Alice and Lily, I'll give them your love.
00:32:03Maybe I'll give them a kiss for you.
00:32:24I wonder how much longer they're going to be.
00:32:27I don't know.
00:32:28Are you sure this is the place they told us to meet them?
00:32:32Shakespeare.
00:32:33Longfellow.
00:32:34What goes up the chimney?
00:32:35Smoke.
00:32:39They make me sick.
00:32:41Oh, darling.
00:32:41Oh, hello.
00:32:42Hello, Pupple.
00:32:44I'm sorry we were late.
00:32:46Oh, that's we just saw you.
00:32:47Hello, Betty.
00:32:48What are you boys doing with yourself?
00:32:49Ollie, tell her where we went this afternoon.
00:32:51Stan took me to see a Punch and Judy show.
00:32:54First one I've seen since I was a kid.
00:32:57Hey, how about something to eat?
00:32:58I'm famished.
00:32:59Oh, say, that's a good idea.
00:33:01Why not go in here and have a bye?
00:33:03Oh, you don't want to go in there.
00:33:04We know a better place down the street.
00:33:06What's wrong with this place?
00:33:07We'll go in here.
00:33:08Oh, but dear.
00:33:08I said we'll go in here.
00:33:11Come along, Betty.
00:33:15This is a nice table.
00:33:16Sit here, Betty.
00:33:18Let's go in the garden.
00:33:19It's cooler out there.
00:33:20Oh, all right, dear.
00:33:27How's this table?
00:33:28Oh, this is nice.
00:33:29Yes.
00:33:30It's better than being inside.
00:33:31Well, of all the nerve.
00:33:38Well, you got here at last, huh?
00:33:40What do you mean, got here at last?
00:33:42We weren't coming in in the first place, were we?
00:33:44I wasn't.
00:33:46What are you going to have, Mama?
00:33:47A ham sandwich, mustard on the side, and a glass of beer.
00:33:51What would you like, Bubbles?
00:33:53Now, don't rush me, lover.
00:33:56I think I'll have a nice Welsh rabbit.
00:33:59One Welsh rabbit?
00:34:00With cheese.
00:34:02With cheese.
00:34:02What's yours?
00:34:03Uh, I think that I...
00:34:05I know what you guys are going to have.
00:34:13He's an awfully fresh waiter.
00:34:16Papa, what did he mean, you got here at last?
00:34:19I don't know, Mama.
00:34:20We never met him before in our lives.
00:34:24Shakespeare.
00:34:25Longfellow.
00:34:26What goes up the chimney?
00:34:28Santa Claus.
00:34:30Silly.
00:34:31Silly.
00:34:47The Welsh rabbit will be right up, ma'am.
00:34:52Isn't that the way with men?
00:34:54Here we've known them all afternoon, and they pick up with a couple of perfect strangers.
00:34:59Well, they're not going to get away with it.
00:35:00Come on, Lily.
00:35:06Say, listen, big boy.
00:35:08I don't think much of your taste.
00:35:09Ditching us for a couple of old thrumps like these.
00:35:12I beg your pardon.
00:35:13Do you know who you're talking to?
00:35:15Ah, sit down, old lady, before you fall apart.
00:35:17Oh, now listen, cutie.
00:35:19I don't think that was very nice of you to walk out and leave us sitting here.
00:35:22I beg your pardon, madam, but just what do you mean?
00:35:26What are you looking so innocent about?
00:35:28I'm not so innocent.
00:35:30You bet you're not.
00:35:31And if you're as guilty as I think you are, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
00:35:36No wonder you didn't want to come in here.
00:35:38Thank goodness I found you out in time.
00:35:42Oh, but I'll tell you that this is a frame-up.
00:35:45We've never met these women, have we?
00:35:47Uh-uh.
00:35:48Oh, you've never met it.
00:35:49Joe.
00:35:50Yeah?
00:35:51Who are these men?
00:35:53When they were here before, they called themselves Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy.
00:35:56That's all I want to know.
00:35:58Pay the check and let's get out of here.
00:35:59Yes, pay it.
00:36:00We've been waiting two hours for you to bail us out.
00:36:02Bye-bye, baby face.
00:36:06So you went to a Punch and Judy show, huh?
00:36:09Here's your bill.
00:36:13$15.60 for this?
00:36:15No.
00:36:15Now, $0.60 for this and $15 for what you had in there before with a girl.
00:36:19Oh, pay the check and we'll argue about it after.
00:36:21But, my darling...
00:36:22I said pay the check.
00:36:23You said pay the check.
00:36:25You better pay the check.
00:36:28Thanks.
00:36:28And here's the ring you left for security.
00:36:35Oh.
00:36:36So you're buying rings now.
00:36:38I suppose that's part of the frame-up, too.
00:36:40Betty, I've had enough.
00:36:42And as for you, you can see my lawyer in the morning.
00:36:46No, lover.
00:36:47I don't see how you could ever have done this to me.
00:36:49I never was so humiliated in all my life.
00:37:06Well, well, well, fancy meeting you here.
00:37:11Say, which is Alice and which is Lily?
00:37:13Alice and Lily?
00:37:14Why, are you sure you know these gentlemen?
00:37:17Why, they're buddies of mine.
00:37:19Say, where did you get the swell clothes?
00:37:22Clothes?
00:37:22Yes.
00:37:23The last time I saw them, they had no clothes on.
00:37:25They had no clothes on?
00:37:27Who is this man?
00:37:29I don't know, Mama.
00:37:30He's an absolute stranger to us, isn't he?
00:37:31He certainly is.
00:37:33Who am I?
00:37:34You.
00:37:35A stranger, eh?
00:37:37Oh.
00:37:38Trying to make out they don't know me.
00:37:40Well, you take a look at that.
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:47Oh.
00:37:49Oh.
00:37:53That settles it.
00:37:55Betty, we'll keep this as evidence.
00:37:56But, Mama, let me explain.
00:37:58Don't ever speak to me again, you over-stuck cousin over.
00:38:01Come on, Betty.
00:38:02Goodbye, lover.
00:38:06Do you realize what you've done?
00:38:08I don't care what I've done.
00:38:10Serves you right for not introducing me.
00:38:12Besides, they weren't so hot anyway.
00:38:14Where did you pick them up?
00:38:15Did you win them on a punch board?
00:38:17Do you know what I ought to do to you?
00:38:19Know what?
00:38:19I ought to bend every bone in your head.
00:38:22Is that so?
00:38:23Yes.
00:38:25Hmm.
00:38:27Uh-oh.
00:38:29Take a look through that.
00:38:34Uh-oh.
00:38:38Well, I'll be seeing you.
00:38:39Oh, don't go.
00:38:41Sit down.
00:40:02One Welsh rabbit.
00:40:23Who done this?
00:40:25He did.
00:40:26He did.
00:40:26Ooh!
00:40:29I'll get you for this.
00:40:31I'll get you for this.
00:40:32I'll get you for this.
00:40:33I'll get you for this.
00:40:40Who was that fella?
00:41:09How should I know?
00:41:11We'll do nothing of the kind.
00:41:13I'm going to teach them a lesson.
00:41:16How do you mean?
00:41:17We're going to stay out all night and we're not going home until they come to us and apologize.
00:41:24That's a good idea.
00:41:26We'll give them enough rope so we can hang ourselves.
00:41:28Oh, oh, but it is.
00:41:30What's the trouble now?
00:41:32Oh, we just had a little argument with the wives.
00:41:34Yeah, you see, they don't understand us, so we're going to teach them a lesson, aren't we all?
00:41:38Yes, and we're going to stay out all night.
00:41:41Yeah, till nine o'clock.
00:41:43You know, that's funny.
00:41:45I'm in the doghouse, too.
00:41:46Well, we're all in the same boat.
00:41:49Say, let's all make a night of it.
00:41:51That's a very potent suggestion.
00:41:56All for one and one for all.
00:41:59Oh, Shakespeare.
00:42:01Longfellow.
00:42:01George Washington.
00:42:02What goes down the flue?
00:42:04A good slug of liquor.
00:42:05Right.
00:42:06I had that.
00:42:08No more drinks.
00:42:10You've had too much and you two guys haven't had enough.
00:42:13What do you mean we haven't had enough yet?
00:42:14Now, don't give me any of your lip or I'll throw you all out.
00:42:19Look through there.
00:42:52What time is it?
00:42:53Four bells and all is still wet.
00:42:58Looks like Finn isn't coming back.
00:43:00I told you that an hour ago.
00:43:02But you had to give me the argument about everything comes to him who waits.
00:43:09What do you think we'd better do?
00:43:10That's entirely up to you.
00:43:13You thought of a way to get us into this mess, now think of a way to get us out
00:43:17of it.
00:43:17Well, the only way I can see is to go back and get the waiter.
00:43:21Take him over to the ship.
00:43:22Have the captain pay for the bill so he can get his ring back.
00:43:26Then we'll pay the captain on the next trip.
00:43:28Might be a little bit mad about it.
00:43:30That's a very, very, very good idea.
00:43:34But how are we going to get to the waiter?
00:43:37We can't go in the street dressed like this.
00:43:39Why, we wouldn't get to first base.
00:43:42Never thought of that.
00:43:47Say, you know what?
00:43:48What?
00:43:49Why don't we dress up like those guys in Singapore?
00:43:53What guys in Singapore?
00:43:55The fellas that look like Eskimos.
00:43:57You know, the guys that walk around with rugs.
00:44:01Eskimos.
00:44:01Yeah, we could borrow these quilts and we could put some towels around our head
00:44:05and nobody'd be any the wiser.
00:44:07We could go down and get the waiter.
00:44:11That sounds screwy to me.
00:44:14But any old port in a storm.
00:44:17Might be a good idea.
00:44:19You've got to be right once in your life.
00:44:25I'm looking for a couple of sailors in the periwinkle.
00:44:27A little fella and a big fat one.
00:44:29Have they been in here?
00:44:30You mean the two guys with the pearl ring?
00:44:37How did you know they had a pearl ring?
00:44:39I saw it.
00:44:40They gave it to me as security and I gave it back to them when they paid their bill.
00:44:44Why are they now?
00:44:45Oh, I don't know.
00:44:45They got mixed up in here with a drunk and I threw them all out.
00:44:48You'll probably find them in some other joint or beer parlor.
00:44:51Thanks very much.
00:45:02Now let me do the talking.
00:45:10Good evening, Mr. Grogan.
00:45:11Good evening.
00:45:13It's possible you don't recognize us, but we're the same two fellas again.
00:45:16Oh, yes I do.
00:45:17What was the last thing I said to you two guys?
00:45:20Didn't I tell you to get out and stay out?
00:45:22No, the last thing you said was right, didn't he?
00:45:26Quit clowning now.
00:45:27What is it you want?
00:45:28Well, we've figured out a plan so we can get our ring back.
00:45:31Yeah, you see the fella wouldn't give us the money.
00:45:33Oh, what are you two talking about?
00:45:35The ring.
00:45:36The ring we left with your security.
00:45:38Yes, and I gave you back when you paid your bill.
00:45:41You didn't give anything back to us.
00:45:43We never paid any bill.
00:45:44We were...
00:45:44What are you trying to do?
00:45:45Make me out a thief and say I stole that ring?
00:45:48That's the way it appears to us.
00:45:50You better get that...
00:45:51Shh.
00:45:54Look through that.
00:45:55Just a moment.
00:45:59Shh!
00:46:03Yes, sir.
00:46:07What?
00:46:13What?
00:46:25What?
00:47:13What are you trying to do?
00:47:32Mr. Lolo!
00:47:35Mr. Hardy!
00:47:45Mr. Hardy!
00:47:55If that's them, tell them we're not home!
00:48:01Hello?
00:48:07What?
00:48:11My goodness, don't tell me!
00:48:14Mr. Hardy!
00:48:16Oh, thank you very much!
00:48:18What's the matter?
00:48:19What's the matter?
00:48:19Well, that was Mrs. Adelquist.
00:48:21And Stan and Oliver have been arrested.
00:48:23And they haven't any clothes on.
00:48:25And they've taken them to the police station.
00:48:28Oh!
00:48:28Oh, this is a fine state of affairs!
00:48:30Oh!
00:48:32Come on.
00:48:37Sit down there.
00:49:00Mr. Hardy?
00:49:02What did he say?
00:49:03I don't know.
00:49:04Do we shall speak, Hardy?
00:49:05Oh, no, sir.
00:49:07We're a couple of Singapore Eskimos.
00:49:10Oh!
00:49:21What's the idea?
00:49:22Sorry.
00:49:23Hey, Mr. Clerk, we'd like to see Judge Pope.
00:49:27It's very important.
00:49:29Would you please give him this card?
00:49:30I'll find out if he'll see you.
00:49:36Oh!
00:49:37Oh, lover!
00:49:38Oh!
00:49:39Betty!
00:49:40Betty!
00:49:41Oh!
00:49:46Come this way.
00:49:48Come on, Betty.
00:49:51Did you see that?
00:49:53I wonder who they are.
00:49:55I don't know.
00:49:56They're just a couple of vacation killers.
00:50:00Vacation killers?
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:02A guy goes to jail for a swell vacation.
00:50:04These welfare workers pull strings to get him out.
00:50:07They make me sick.
00:50:09Huh.
00:50:09First time I ever saw a welfare worker.
00:50:12Me too.
00:50:13Funny looking dames, aren't they?
00:50:14I don't know.
00:50:15I kind of like that big fat blonde.
00:50:18Little one wasn't so bad.
00:50:20Oh, cute.
00:50:21And you see, Judge, it really is our fault.
00:50:23After all, they're members of your lodge.
00:50:25And if you're not too harsh on them, I think they'll behave in the future.
00:50:28I know my lover will.
00:50:29What do you mean?
00:50:31He's just as much to blame as Papa wasn't.
00:50:33Believe me, I think he started the whole thing.
00:50:34He started the whole thing.
00:50:35Don't you talk about my dad?
00:50:36No, no, no, no.
00:50:37Don't worry.
00:50:39Everything's going to be all right.
00:50:41Now, if you ladies will step into that room for a little while,
00:50:44I'll have a heart-to-heart talk with them.
00:50:46Oh, Judge, you're so sweet.
00:51:07I don't want to take care of him.
00:51:11You're welcome, Judge!
00:51:11I'm going to stay.
00:51:12You're welcome, Judge.
00:51:12I'm going to stay.
00:51:12You're welcome.
00:51:13You're welcome.
00:51:14I'm going to stay.
00:51:15I'm going to stay.
00:51:16Bye-bye.
00:51:16I don't know what you boys have done,
00:51:19but whatever it is, I'm going to overlook it this time.
00:51:22But you've got to behave yourself and stop this gallivanting around.
00:51:26There's time and place for everything.
00:51:28Yes, sir.
00:51:29You have two lovely girls here. They've done a lot for you.
00:51:32Why don't you appreciate them?
00:51:34Will you do that?
00:51:35Well, whatever you say goes, Judge, we're entirely in your hands.
00:51:40That's fine.
00:51:44Girls.
00:51:46I've just had a talk with the boys,
00:51:48and I suggest that you all get together.
00:51:53Come on, boys.
00:51:54Give them a great big kiss,
00:51:56and let bygones be bygones.
00:52:18That's splendid.
00:52:19Well, see you later.
00:52:21Does that mean we have to come back here?
00:52:22Not if you behave yourselves,
00:52:24but my advice to you is to stay out of beer gardens.
00:52:28If you want to have a good time,
00:52:29go to a high-class place
00:52:30where you'll be less liable to get into trouble.
00:52:33Now, don't forget.
00:52:43Have you seen this one?
00:52:45Well, not now.
00:52:47Some other time.
00:52:53Here.
00:52:54We brought you some clothes.
00:52:56And as soon as you're dressed,
00:52:58we'll take the judge's advice.
00:52:59We'll go to a nice, high-class place
00:53:01and have a good time.
00:53:02And if you promise never to get into any more trouble,
00:53:05we'll forget all that's happened.
00:53:06Well, it's all right with me.
00:53:08Well, how about you?
00:53:09I'll do anything to get out of this place.
00:53:12Lover.
00:53:13Oh, come on.
00:53:14We'll meet you outside.
00:53:20Hey, listen, sailor.
00:53:22Lay off of the blonde.
00:53:24Well, I...
00:53:24I saw her first.
00:53:57I wonder what our wives are doing.
00:53:59They're probably at home crying their eyes out.
00:54:03It serves them right.
00:54:17A table for four.
00:54:18Yes, madam.
00:54:19Come this way, please.
00:54:35I'm sorry, madam.
00:54:36There are no ringside tables.
00:54:37I'll have to give you one on the balcony.
00:54:39That's all right.
00:55:07What's the matter with him?
00:55:08I guess he's trying to get away without paying the bill.
00:55:11He can't do that.
00:55:12No, sir.
00:55:13You're not going to leave me here.
00:55:14Where's my hat?
00:55:16This it?
00:55:16Yeah, thank you.
00:55:18Quick.
00:55:22Whiskey and soda.
00:55:26Oh!
00:55:27What's the matter?
00:55:29Say now, you four guys stay away from me.
00:55:33We're not four guys.
00:55:34There's only two of us.
00:55:41Well, look who's here.
00:55:43Well, Alice!
00:55:45Well, what's the matter?
00:55:46We can explain everything.
00:55:47But you can't explain those two old cronies.
00:55:49They're not old cronies.
00:55:50They're a couple of old welfare workers, aren't they, Bertie?
00:55:52Well, certainly.
00:55:53You see, we picked the...
00:55:54I'll tell them.
00:55:57Oh, don't give me that.
00:55:58But, honey, we can prove it.
00:55:59Well, sit down and have a drink.
00:56:01We will as soon as we can get rid of these two old battle axes.
00:56:03Yeah, we'll soon get rid of that.
00:56:05Is that so?
00:56:06Oh, we want you to meet the two girls we met this afternoon.
00:56:09Yeah, Lily and Alice.
00:56:10I know all about them, you ungrateful hound.
00:56:15I'll fix you.
00:56:18You keep out of this, you startled ant.
00:56:27Don't do it.
00:56:36Pardon me.
00:56:37Hey, you.
00:56:38Give me your hand.
00:56:42One, two, three.
00:56:50Happy birthday to you.
00:56:53This isn't his birthday.
00:56:54Nevertheless, many happy returns.
00:56:58Come on, Betty, this is final.
00:57:09What'd you want to go help her for?
00:57:11Well, I didn't know what she was going to do.
00:57:13That's right. You wouldn't.
00:57:16Get this off.
00:57:22That's what you get, picking up with strange women.
00:57:25Well, we got rid of them, didn't we?
00:57:28Now, you girls pardon me while I go downstairs and clean myself up.
00:57:31Al, you entertain the ladies while I'm gone.
00:57:35We'll be right back, Alice.
00:57:47Say, after this, we'd better go home and see if our wives are sorry.
00:57:51Maybe...
00:57:51Don't worry about them.
00:57:53Let them worry about us.
00:57:55We're going to have the best time tonight we've ever had.
00:57:58Three cigars, please.
00:57:59Yes, sir.
00:58:01You have one?
00:58:05Good evening.
00:58:06Where's that package?
00:58:08What package?
00:58:09That package containing the pearl ring.
00:58:11You've got that pearl ring, haven't you?
00:58:13I have.
00:58:14And what business is it of yours?
00:58:16I'll soon show you what...
00:58:17Now, just a minute.
00:58:18You'll have to lower your voices or you'll be put out.
00:58:21Remember, we cater to ladies and gentlemen here.
00:58:23All right, I understand.
00:58:25You double-crossing slob, give me that ring.
00:58:28Are you trying to frighten me?
00:58:30Go ahead, little boy, and peddle your fish.
00:58:37You want any more?
00:58:38Huh?
00:58:40Now, wait a minute.
00:58:41Wait a minute.
00:58:42You take your hands off me.
00:58:45Take your hands off me.
00:58:47Take your hands off me.
00:58:55Take me off.
00:58:57Ah!
00:58:58Ah!
00:59:04That guy must be crazy.
00:59:07Stanley, go and get the manager.
00:59:09And take that hat off.
00:59:11Of course.
00:59:11It must be Bert.
00:59:12I'll go and see.
00:59:25What happened?
00:59:26You know what's happened.
00:59:28Where's the manager?
00:59:29What manager?
00:59:33What manager?
00:59:36Beat it.
00:59:37Beat it.
00:59:39Did you get that?
00:59:40He slipped the ring in his pal's pocket.
00:59:42Yeah.
01:00:04Here's the manager.
01:00:05Sir!
01:00:05You're trying to get away from me.
01:00:07Just don't leave it!
01:00:07I'll get you!
01:00:09This man's a lunatic.
01:00:10He's trying to rob us.
01:00:11I'll rob you!
01:00:12Why, you dirty crumb!
01:00:13You'll have to settle aside in the outside!
01:00:15No!
01:00:16This thing's gonna be settled right here and now!
01:00:18You can't do that!
01:00:19Get out of my way!
01:00:21Don't!
01:00:21Get him out!
01:00:23I'll get you!
01:00:24I'll get you!
01:00:25Get him out of here!
01:00:26I'll get you!
01:00:27Come on, then.
01:00:28Stand up!
01:00:29He...
01:00:29Will you get...
01:00:32What?
01:00:33You know the trouble with him?
01:00:35He's drunk.
01:00:36That's just about the strength of it.
01:00:38Get him!
01:00:39Get him!
01:00:42It's a good thing we sent for the manager.
01:00:44It certainly was.
01:00:45Say, you'd better give me the ring back.
01:00:47It'll be safer with me.
01:00:49What do you mean?
01:00:50You didn't give me the ring.
01:00:52Yes, I did.
01:00:53I slipped it in your pocket when I told you to beat it.
01:00:57Well, I haven't got the ring.
01:00:58You didn't give any...
01:01:00What are you trying to do?
01:01:01To hold it back from me?
01:01:03Can you imagine that?
01:01:04My pal, my bosom companion trying to double-cross me?
01:01:07Excuse me, gentlemen.
01:01:09It's none of my business.
01:01:10But I saw him put the ring in your pocket.
01:01:12Why don't you give it up?
01:01:13What do you mean you saw him put it in there?
01:01:15I haven't got it...
01:01:15Pardon me for butting in, but may I speak to you alone?
01:01:19Well, sure.
01:01:20Pardon me.
01:01:22Would you like to have us scare it out of him?
01:01:24How?
01:01:25We can make out we're a couple of tough guys and pretend to take them for a ride.
01:01:34What'd you say?
01:01:35Why, these gentlemen have been kind enough to invite us for a nice ride.
01:01:38Would you like to go along?
01:01:40Well, I'd love to.
01:01:41But what about the ring?
01:01:42Oh, oh, just forget that.
01:01:44I was only kidding.
01:01:45I've got it right there.
01:01:47Well, why didn't you say so?
01:01:48You had me worried.
01:01:49I thought...
01:01:49As long as you guys are going for a ride, would you drop me off at home?
01:01:53Sure.
01:01:54We'll be glad to drop you off.
01:01:55Thanks, pal.
01:01:56Well, come on, boys.
01:01:57Let's go.
01:01:58Come on.
01:01:58Let's go.
01:01:59Call the cab.
01:02:01Actually.
01:02:05I hope it's up in range.
01:02:12Oh!
01:02:13There it go.
01:02:14Look.
01:02:40Hmm.
01:02:41Hmm.
01:02:46Did you get rid of him?
01:02:47Who?
01:02:48The captain.
01:02:48The captain?
01:02:50I haven't seen him, have you?
01:02:51What do you mean you haven't seen him?
01:02:53You told me to beat him and he's been chasing me ever since.
01:02:55Do you mean to tell me that the captain is in here?
01:02:57What's the matter with you?
01:02:58That you saw the captain as mad as a boy?
01:03:00Holy mackerel.
01:03:01We've got to get out of here.
01:03:02Good.
01:03:04Oh, there you are.
01:03:05I've been looking all over town for you.
01:03:07What happened to your face?
01:03:08You know well enough what happened.
01:03:10If you think you could put mustard on my head and burn my nose and get away with it, you're
01:03:14crazy.
01:03:14What's he talking about?
01:03:16Hmm.
01:03:16Before it was two to one.
01:03:18Now it's three to two.
01:03:20That makes it even.
01:03:22You must be balmy.
01:03:23We haven't seen you since...
01:03:24Balmy, Elmer!
01:03:25Atta, boys!
01:03:28Listen, dummy.
01:03:29You go that way and cut off the retreat.
01:03:31Okay.
01:03:31Come on, Snuffy.
01:03:43Fooled you, didn't I?
01:03:49Apple off after them, Snuffy.
01:03:50Come on!
01:04:07Ah!
01:04:10Oh!
01:04:16Oh, my God!
01:04:22Ah!
01:04:24Ah!
01:04:25Oh!
01:04:29Oh!
01:04:30Ah!
01:04:30Oh!
01:04:31Oh!
01:04:45And the door!
01:04:48Watch that!
01:04:50Nothing!
01:04:51Come on!
01:04:52Come on!
01:04:52Come on!
01:05:03That's the boss.
01:05:10They did a very good job getting rid of the cops.
01:05:12Stand by.
01:05:13This way, gentlemen.
01:05:14Say, what about our friend?
01:05:16You forgot to drop him off.
01:05:17Oh, he's asleep.
01:05:18We'll do that later.
01:05:26Hello, boss.
01:05:27Hello, Tony.
01:05:27Hello, boss.
01:05:29Boys, I want you to meet a couple of friends of mine.
01:05:31How do you do?
01:05:33How are you?
01:05:34This lug's got a very valuable pearl ring, and he refuses to give it up.
01:05:37No, you're mistaken.
01:05:38He's got the ring.
01:05:39Shh!
01:05:40One of you guys knows where it is, and you'd better cough it up.
01:05:43I haven't got the ring.
01:05:45Shakespeare.
01:05:45Not now.
01:05:47All right, you crooks.
01:05:48If you won't tell us where it is, we'll have to give you the works.
01:05:50Go to it, Tiny.
01:05:51When you get the dope, you'll know where to find us.
01:05:53Good night.
01:05:54I thought we were going for a ride.
01:05:55Just a minute, Dan.
01:05:57Why's that?
01:05:57Sit down.
01:05:58But I want to talk to these men here.
01:06:00Sit down.
01:06:02All right, boys.
01:06:02Mix up the cement.
01:06:03Sure it is.
01:06:03Hold me down, Tiny.
01:06:13What are you going to do?
01:06:14We're going to put your feet in cement, and if you don't talk by the time it hardens,
01:06:18We're going to throw you off the dock.
01:06:21Why don't you give them the ring?
01:06:23I have got the ring, I don't know why, but you told me you weren't going with the
01:06:28phone alone, and if I can have him, they'll keep him right around.
01:06:44Listen, you go that way.
01:06:48When tarnation did they go?
01:06:50I don't know. They gave us a slip on the last turn.
01:06:52We'd better get back to the ship.
01:06:55Touch them there.
01:07:07Good and hard now, Tiny.
01:07:09All right. Take them out.
01:07:11Okay.
01:07:13Get back!
01:07:15Get back!
01:07:22You can't do this to us!
01:07:24Shut up!
01:07:25You can't do this to us!
01:07:25You can't do this to us!
01:07:25Shut up!
01:07:31Help her!
01:07:36Stop that corner!
01:07:38Now, this is your last chance.
01:07:40If you don't tell us where that ring is, over you go.
01:07:43Oh, we can't tell you. We don't know where it is, don't we?
01:07:46How can we tell you if we don't remember?
01:07:48I can't help you.
01:07:48Maybe this will help you remember.
01:07:50No!
01:07:51No!
01:07:53No!
01:08:03No!
01:08:05No!
01:08:12No, no!
01:08:14No!
01:08:16No!
01:08:17No!
01:08:17No!
01:08:18No!
01:08:19No!
01:08:22Oh!
01:08:30Get down!
01:08:32Oh!
01:08:37Oh!
01:08:39Oh!
01:08:41No!
01:08:43No!
01:08:43No!
01:08:45No!
01:08:45Hello!
01:08:54Take this thing off of my head!
01:09:24Help!
01:09:26Help!
01:09:36Help!
01:09:40There they are!
01:09:40Help!
01:09:44Help!
01:09:45Help!
01:09:45Help!
01:09:47Help!
01:09:59Help!
01:09:59Help!
01:10:03Help!
01:10:04Help!
01:10:09Help!
01:10:09Now, you swabs, give me that pearl ring or I'll dong you like rats!
01:10:13We don't know where it is!
01:10:16Shakespeare!
01:10:16No, not now!
01:10:18Let him go!
01:10:23Pull him up again!
01:10:25Better give me another one. This is the last one I've got.
01:10:27Don't believe us here.
01:10:29Here's a box full.
01:10:36Where did that come from?
01:10:38Never mind where it came from. We'll go find the captain and give it back to him. Come on.
01:10:50Captain, there's your ring.
01:10:52Oh, thanks very much.
01:11:10What's that?
01:11:11Maybe somebody's fallen overboard. Come on, help me. Pull him up.
01:11:14Help!
01:11:29Did you see what I saw?
01:11:31Certainly. You know who they are?
01:11:32They're our twin brothers, Stan and Ollie.
01:11:34What are they doing?
01:11:35I don't know. Come on, let's get them up.
01:11:37Get a hold of them.
01:11:54Well, well, well. Hello, Ollie.
01:11:57Hello, Blake. Gee, it's great to see you.
01:11:59Hello, Stan. Hello, Elf.
01:12:02Well, what are you doing here?
01:12:04Mother wrote us and told us that you two were dead.
01:12:06Well, we just arrived this morning on the periwinkle.
01:12:09That explains everything.
01:12:10They've been mistaken for us, and we've been mistaken for them.
01:12:14Why, say...
01:12:17Let's go home and explain it to the wife.
01:12:19You're sure looking good, Stanley. But how you have altered.
01:12:23You've altered, too, but you haven't changed a bit. Has he, Ollie?
01:12:27He's just the...
01:12:27Come on, Bert.
01:12:30That laurel is the dumbest thing I ever saw.
01:12:34The other one is, too.
01:12:36You're absolutely right, Bert.
01:12:38Neither one of them can see any further than the end of their nose.
01:12:57The End
01:12:57The End
01:13:00The End
01:13:00The End
01:13:00The End
01:13:00The End
01:13:01The End
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