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Scram! – A Night of Chaos and Comedy (1932) is a classic pre-Code comedy featuring hilarious misadventures after dark. Follow the story as everything spirals into chaos, filled with witty moments, unexpected situations, and timeless humor. This vintage film captures the charm of early 1930s comedy and is perfect for fans of classic cinema.
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00:06The End
00:33180 days.
00:35All right, come on, you.
00:39Next case.
00:40Laurel and Hardy.
00:49Take off your hat.
00:54You're charged with vagrancy.
00:57Are you guilty or not guilty?
00:59I'm not guilty, Your Highness.
01:02On what ground?
01:04We went on the ground
01:05when we were sleeping on a park bench.
01:10The jail wasn't full.
01:11I'd give you both 180 days.
01:14Inasmuch as the jail is full,
01:16I'm going to give you both
01:18just one hour.
01:20Thank you, sir.
01:21Get out of town!
01:24And never let me set eyes on you
01:27again.
01:29Case dismissed.
01:31Does that mean we can go back
01:32and sleep on the park bench?
01:36Scram!
01:38Or I'll build a jail for you.
01:43Next.
02:12what's the matter, neighbor?
02:14I lost the key to my car.
02:17Can't you find it?
02:19No, that's why I'm looking.
02:21Maybe it fell down the grating.
02:23Maybe it fell down the grating.
02:25Maybe it fell down the grating.
02:27Here it is, down here.
02:30Where?
02:31Right there.
02:35Hold him while I get it.
02:40Gee, this thing is heavy.
02:42Say, wait a minute, nothing.
02:43I think I've got an idea.
02:44All right, I'll hold him.
02:48I'll get it out of here.
03:02We'll have it in just a jiffy.
03:04We'll have it in just a jiffy.
03:16I got it.
03:18He's got it.
03:19He's got it.
03:29Here, hold him.
03:31I'll get it.
03:43Here, now hold this while I get it.
04:01Hold on!
04:03Fell down like a gritty.
04:05Yes, sir.
04:05Maybe it fell down like a gritty.
04:08That's right.
04:08Now we're off.
04:10That's right.
04:12There you are, sir.
04:14Jump in, fellas, and I'll take you home.
04:17I'm sorry, sir, but we have no home.
04:21Get in the car.
04:23You fellas are coming home with me.
04:26I wouldn't see a dog stay out on the night like this.
04:30Thank you, sir.
04:33Give us the key.
04:34Give us the key.
04:35The key.
04:36The key.
04:38The key.
04:39The key.
04:40The key.
04:41You got the key?
04:43Hold him while I get the key.
04:44Give us the key.
04:48Give us the key.
04:49The key.
04:50I hear the key.
04:51the key.
05:12Oh, pshhh.
05:27It's a policeman.
05:30A policeman.
05:38Dad!
05:41Dad!
05:42Dad!
05:44Dad!
05:45No!
05:46No!
05:58Hey!
06:00Come on, him.
06:16Hello, hello, hello.
06:20Oh, sweet home.
06:25See, it's often nice if you'd invite us to spend the night.
06:28Don't mention it.
06:30My smile is yours.
06:33Bless me.
06:39Did you lose something?
06:42I lost the killer house.
06:46Maybe you fell down the grave.
06:49Maybe you fell down the grave.
06:52Do you mind if I help you look for it?
06:54Who I am?
06:58Someday I'm going to have all my pockets indexed.
07:01That would be a good idea, I think.
07:10Is there somebody home?
07:11That is so.
07:13Only to the what.
07:15Why don't you ring the bell?
07:17Oh, we can't do that.
07:19You hold him while I look for a window.
07:22It's a splendid life.
07:37Come on.
07:38I'll go.
07:39Okay.
07:40Let's go.
07:41Come on.
07:42Come come.
07:43Come come.
07:44Come come.
07:46Come.
07:53Come come.
07:57Lean him against something and come and help me.
08:31What's this, my girl?
08:56What's this, my girl?
09:39Let's go.
09:57Shhh.
09:59Shhh.
10:00Shhh.
10:01Shhh.
10:01Shhh.
10:01Shhh.
10:02Shhh.
10:15Shhh.
10:26Shhh.
10:27Shhh.
10:44Shhh.
10:45Shhh.
10:46Shhh.
10:46Shhh.
10:47Shhh.
10:53Shhh.
10:54Shhh.
10:55Shhh.
10:55Shhh.
10:56Shhh.
10:56Shhh.
10:56Shhh.
10:58Where are you?
11:00He's not in there.
11:04I can't get down.
11:20Come on.
11:31Come on.
11:44My room is upstairs to the left.
11:48Now, you palsies, go up and make yourself comfy.
11:52I'll go and put the car away,
11:54and then I'll make you a little drink,
11:56and I'll be right up.
11:58Thank you, sir.
12:08I'll be right up.
12:10Bunny lies over the ocean.
12:15Bunny is over the sea.
12:29Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
12:33My ocean.
12:36Over the ocean.
12:39Oh, no, no.
12:41Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
12:42Might I ask what you are doing here?
12:48Isn't this my house?
12:49This certainly is not.
12:53Oh.
12:54Maybe I've got to go there.
12:56Maybe you had.
13:09What on earth was that, Hawkins?
13:11Just a drunken man, madam, who thought that this was his house.
13:14Oh, it's a good thing my husband wasn't home.
13:16He'd have killed him.
13:18You know how he detests drunken people.
13:20Hawkins, run along and see that he's out of the house.
13:22For very good, ma'am.
13:37Ah, divine.
13:45You see what a little kindness will do?
13:47Now, if we hadn't stopped to help him, we wouldn't be in a spot like this.
13:54I wonder where he is.
13:56We'd better go look for him.
13:57That's a good idea.
14:16Come here.
14:18Do you want to wake his wife?
14:20Shh, come on.
14:29Hey.
14:31Get some water quick.
14:32I think it's his wife.
14:33Get some water.
14:34Hurry.
14:39Come on, quick.
14:40Hurry up.
15:03What are you doing in my house?
15:05Don't be alarmed, lady.
15:06We are friends of your husband.
15:08Where is he?
15:09Well, he went to put his car away.
15:11He'll be right up.
15:13Oh, you've got my husband's pajamas on.
15:17Yes, ma'am.
15:18You see, we helped him out of a little difficulty.
15:20And he invited us to spend the night.
15:22What for?
15:23Well, you see, it's raining outside and we got all wet.
15:27Is my husband wet too?
15:29Wet? He's soaked.
15:31Oh, the poor dear.
15:34Well, uh, won't you gentlemen come in and sit down?
15:42Oh, uh, won't you make yourselves comfortable?
15:45Thank you, ma'am.
15:45Uh, Mr, um, well, we've never been introduced.
15:49No, ma'am.
15:49Uh, I'm, I'm Mrs. Beaumont.
15:52Uh, I'm Mr. Hardy.
15:53Well, how'd you do?
15:54This is my friend, Mr. Laurel.
15:59Sit down.
16:00Come on.
16:02Sit down.
16:18Come on now.
16:40Oh, come on.
16:41Oh, come on.
16:42Oh, come on.
16:45Oh, come on.
16:48Oh!
16:48Oh, come on.
16:49Ah, ah, ah.
16:53Yeah!
16:54Ah, ah, ah, ah.
16:57And fast, dog.
16:57Yeah, wondering how seem전에 this epidemic
17:26Stop it, stop it, stop it.
17:31How's about a little dance?
17:33Well, we'd rather not. Your husband might not like it.
17:36I want to dance!
17:49Come on and dance.
17:51I don't want to dance.
17:52Oh, yes, you do want to dance with me.
17:55I don't like to dance. You'd better go to bed.
17:57Oh, boy, if you don't want to dance, we'll rest.
18:00Come on.
18:02Hey, do something to help me.
18:05Don't do that.
18:10Don't do that. Stop it.
18:13Don't do it.
18:18Don't do it.
18:20Don't switch it.
18:23Please.
18:25Please.
18:26Please.
18:28Please.
18:28No husband won't like this, Miss Bulma.
18:31Don't do it.
18:32Don't do it.
18:39Oh, I've got to have another glass of water.
18:41If I give you another glass of water, will you go to bed?
18:44Okay, boy.
18:49Now you go to bed and we'll go and look for your husband.
18:52You move!
18:54Ah!
18:56Ah!
18:56Ah!
18:57Ah!
18:57Ah!
18:57Ah!
18:58Ah!
18:58Ah!
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