The Uninvited Chaos – Classic Comedy 1931 - video Dailymotion

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When an unexpected guest disrupts a quiet evening, everything spirals into frantic confusion and laugh-out-loud trouble. The Uninvited Chaos (1931) brings classic slapstick moments, sharp comedic timing, and the timeless charm of early cinema’s funniest duos. Perfect for fans of vintage comedies, Laurel & Hardy–style antics, and chaotic humor that still hits even after decades.

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00:00.

01:00Darling, isn't it wonderful to be alone?

01:03Oh, it certainly is, honey.

01:05And what a relief not to be bothered with those laurels tonight.

01:10Now we can have a nice, quiet evening.

01:15Nothing to mar our habits.

01:20Oh, Papa!

01:30It's the laurels.

01:38Well, what did you ask them here for tonight?

01:40I didn't ask them here tonight.

01:42I haven't seen them for two weeks.

01:43Well, you must have.

01:44They wouldn't come here uninvited.

01:46I tell you, I didn't invite them here.

01:49Don't lie to me, you big lunk.

01:51Don't you call me a lunk.

01:53Why, for two pens, I...

01:54Shh, we'll pretend we're not home.

02:04Come on, come on.

02:06Can't you see they're not home?

02:07It's just as well.

02:09I didn't want to come in the first place.

02:10Well, wait a minute.

02:13Better leave them a note.

02:14I don't know.

02:44It's all right.

02:53They're gone.

02:54Now you've done it, you big sap.

03:05Who's a sap?

03:06Don't call me a sap.

03:07You...

03:08Well, well, well, well, well, well.

03:20It's still real.

03:21Darling!

03:22Oh, I'm so glad to see you.

03:24Oh, you did.

03:26I would have told you my name.

03:27Oh, no, you haven't.

03:28Sit down.

03:33I'm so sorry we just finished dinner, but perhaps I could get you something.

03:44No, not a thing, thanks.

03:45And how about you, Mr. Laurel?

03:47Well, I could go for a dish of ice cream.

03:49We haven't got any ice cream.

03:54Well, you could get some ice cream.

03:57Yes, dearie.

03:58You can get some ice cream.

04:02Get me my new hat, dear, and I'll get some ice cream.

04:05Pardon me, please.

04:06Yes.

04:09You're going to get it in your hat?

04:11No, I'm not going to get it in my hat.

04:15Go in the kitchen and get me a picture.

04:32What's that?

04:33A picture.

04:41A picture.

04:42A picture.

04:43A picture.

04:44A picture.

04:45A picture.

04:46A picture.

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05:00A picture.

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05:06A picture.

05:07A picture.

05:08A picture.

05:09A picture.

05:10A picture.

05:11What's going on here?

05:35Get up from there, you big chump.

05:38Don't you part!

05:41Don't argue with me.

05:42Go get that ice cream.

05:45Never mind.

05:46I don't think I want any.

05:49You'll have ice cream if it's the last thing I do.

06:00Where'd he go?

06:01He went out.

06:02Well, we won't be long.

06:08Let's go!

06:10Let's go!

06:11Let's go!

06:12Let's go!

06:13Let's go!

06:25Oh, will you come on?

06:38Good evening.

06:41Good evening.

06:43Oh, will you come on?

06:46Good evening.

06:49Good evening.

06:50Good evening.

06:54Good evening, sir.

06:56What can I do for you, sir?

06:57We'd like a quart of your best ice cream, please.

07:00Yes, sir.

07:01What flavor?

07:02What flavors have you?

07:04Strawberry, pineapple, and vanilla.

07:07What flavor do you want?

07:09I'll have chocolate.

07:11I'm sorry, but we're out of chocolate.

07:14Have you any mustachio?

07:17No, we're out of mustachio.

07:19No, we're out of mustachio.

07:21Yes.

07:22He's out of mustachio.

07:24Mm-hmm.

07:25What other flavors are you out of?

07:28Strawberry.

07:29We're out of orange, gooseberry, and chocolate.

07:34All right, I'll have it without chocolate.

07:36Didn't the gentleman just tell you that he didn't have any chocolate?

07:41I just told the gentleman I didn't want to...

07:42Just give us a quart of any kind that's handy, please.

07:47Yes, sir.

07:49What flavor's that?

07:54Chocolate!

07:57I just told him I didn't...

07:59He didn't have...

08:00I'm sorry, but a five's the smallest I have, sir.

08:31Good-bye, old world.

08:38I'm leaving you flat.

08:43Good-bye.

08:46Good-bye.

08:50Oh, wicked!

09:01He's committing suicide.

09:03What for?

09:04I don't know.

09:05We've got to save her.

09:13No.

09:20Get out of my way.

09:31Don't do something to help her.

09:47Help me, sir.

09:50Help me, sir.

09:52Help me.

09:53Help me.

09:54Help me.

09:55Help me.

09:56Help me.

09:57Help me.

09:58Help me.

09:59Help.

10:01Help.

10:02Help.

10:17Help.

10:18Help.

10:19Help.

10:19They've done something to help me.

10:21Throw me in a rope.

10:23No.

10:23Get out of your way.

10:25Help.

10:26Help.

10:29Oh, my God.

10:59Where were you?

11:04Oh, where am I?

11:24What happened?

11:25We saved your life.

11:26You've got a lot of nerve butting into other people's affairs.

11:31Well, now that you've saved me, you can take care of me.

11:38I'm sorry, lady, but we've got a couple of wives we've got to take care of.

11:44Good night.

11:45Good night.

11:46Just a minute there.

11:48Hey, wait a minute.

11:49Just a minute.

11:51If you make one move, I'll start screaming.

11:54I'll tell the world that you pushed me in the water.

11:58That you tried to murder me.

12:00Oh.

12:01Well, come on.

12:15Let's go home.

12:16I want to get out of these wet clothes.

12:18Where do you live?

12:19Over there.

12:21Oh, fine.

12:22Well, make it snappy.

12:24Come on.

12:26Come on.

12:28Come on.

12:31Hey, listen.

12:38You can't scare us by screaming.

12:41No.

12:42Go ahead and scream.

12:43Get out of my way.

12:59Give me police headquarters.

13:09Did you give me a teller where to get off?

13:12It takes me to handle these dumb dames.

13:15Ha, ha, ha, ha.

13:18Trying to give me the slip, were you?

13:20Why don't you let us alone?

13:22Well, for a consideration, I might.

13:26Oh, money, huh?

13:28I should say not.

13:30This has gone far enough.

13:33We'll go in and tell our wives just what happened.

13:36We'll lay our cards right on the table.

13:40We'll tell the truth about this woman.

13:43We'll come clean.

13:46Now, you go in and tell them.

13:51What are you...

13:52What about you?

13:53Ah, he won't go.

13:54He's only bluffing.

13:55Oh, is that so?

13:57Bluffing, huh?

13:58Well, I'll show you whether I'm bluffing or not.

14:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

14:17Good evening.

14:20Where's Stanley?

14:21Uh, he's out in the hall.

14:27Stanley!

14:31Stanley!

14:34What?

14:35What?

14:37Just a moment.

14:39I'll go and get him.

14:41Good night.

14:43I mean, uh, goodbye.

14:44I'll drop you a line.

14:46I mean, uh, I'll be right back.

14:50Where is she?

14:51I got her in this apartment.

14:52Oh, that's my bedroom, you foam head!

14:56Ah!

14:57Good.

14:57Oh, shoot.

14:59Come out of there.

15:02Come out of there.

15:04You'd better come out of there now.

15:06Come out.

15:06But, you...

15:07Oh, there you are.

15:10I thought you were in the bedroom.

15:12There he is, honey.

15:13Ha, ha, ha.

15:16Here we are again.

15:18Well, what's the matter with you?

15:19Why, nothing, dear.

15:20Nothing at all.

15:22Where's that ice cream?

15:23Is that so?

15:25Oh, yeah.

15:26I ate it, yes.

15:27Yes, he couldn't wait.

15:29Say, what about a little, uh, hot coffee?

15:31Oh, help yourself.

15:32We've had ours.

15:33Sit down, Stanley.

15:34Sit down.

15:35Sit down.

15:36I want to...

15:48Hum...

15:54Who's actually giving it to me?

15:56I don't know.

16:00La, la, la, la.

16:02La, la, la, la, la.

16:14La, la, la, la.

16:22Oh!

16:23What are you doing?

16:25Just playing.

16:30I believe you're going cuckoo.

16:33Just because you have the mind of a four-year-old child,

16:36you don't need to display it.

16:40Remember, we have company.

16:43Come, Mrs. Laurel.

16:49Yes, remember, you have company.

16:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.

16:54Go in and keep them entertained while I get rid of this woman.

16:56Hey, what'll I say?

16:57Oh, tell them a story.

16:59Be sure it's funny.

17:01Now, listen, this has gone far enough.

17:03You've got to do something.

17:04Oh, that's my wife.

17:11Well, what about it?

17:13Well, nothing.

17:13If you'll just get out of here, please, and don't come back.

17:18Oh.

17:20Then the farmer came in, and he shot the traveling salesman.

17:24Oh, how dare you.

17:27I'm sorry.

17:29Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Hardy.

17:31Please, I'll come back.

17:32What happened?

17:33I must have told her the wrong story.

17:36Hey, are you sure it's her?

17:38Never more sure of anything in my life.

17:42Oh!

17:43There!

17:44That's her!

17:45All right!

17:46Watch the door!

17:47OK.

17:48She's gone.

17:49Oh!

17:50Oh!

17:51Oh!

17:52Oh!

17:53Oh!

17:54Oh!

17:55Oh!

17:56Oh!

17:57Oh!

18:00Oh!

18:01Oh!

18:02Oh!

18:03Oh!

18:04Oh!

18:05Oh!

18:06Come on!

18:07Thank you!

18:08Oh!

18:09Oh!

18:10I won't!

18:11Don't die!

18:12Don't put me on the ground!

18:14Don't put me on the ground!

18:16I'm not going to get out!

18:20No, you're covered! I'm whipped!

18:22I won't! I won't! I won't!

18:24I won't! I don't want to get out!

18:26Oh! Don't put me on the ground!

18:28I won't!

18:40Where is that woman?

18:42Where's Stanley?

18:44He's in the bathroom, taking a bath!

18:50Taking a bath?

18:52He said he couldn't wait until it was Saturday!

18:56Let me in!

19:02Stanley!

19:04What's the trouble in here?

19:06There's a strange woman in there with my husband!

19:08Probably the woman I want!

19:10Come on!

19:16Come on! Open that door!

19:18Come there!

19:19Open that door!

19:20Can you hear me?

19:22Stanley!

19:24Stanley!

19:26Let me in! Stanley!

19:28Stanley!

19:30Come on!

19:32Look!

19:34If you don't open that door, I'm going to break it in!

19:36Oh!

19:38Oh!

19:44What are you doing in there?

19:46I was looking for the soap!

19:48Oh!

19:50Who brought this woman in here?

19:54He did!

19:56Come down to the station!

19:58There's a thousand dollars reward waiting for you!

20:00Come on, Kate!

20:04Well, that woman has on my coat!

20:06Why, how dare you have on my coat!

20:08I can't see it anyhow!

20:10Take it off!

20:18That was a lucky break!

20:20What are you going to do with your thousand dollars?

20:22I'm going to buy a thousand dollars worth of chocolate ice cream!

20:28Where's Stanley?

20:30He's gone to the beach!

20:58There was lots of vacuum!

21:00You!

21:01Here...

21:03I'll enjoy my delicacy!

21:05Here...

21:06type one!

21:07Where's MR Tran Kyle's?

21:08To the right?

21:09Yeah!

21:11Why does he get the 달?

21:12Huh...

21:13olf Karchatsky...

21:14Well, he doesn't really care!

21:15I know!

21:17Like...

21:18I just want a beautiful plan,

21:19But he'll turn into my plan...

21:23I still want something to buy form

21:26No, what?

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