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A hilarious 1951 comedy from RKO Radio Pictures, Behave Yourself! follows the misadventures of a man caught up in a series of unexpected and chaotic events, delivering timeless humor and classic slapstick moments.
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00:00:00The End
00:00:30Just lock your heart and save yourself for me
00:00:35Behave yourself when you're away
00:00:41Recall the day you gave yourself to me
00:00:45The world is full of danger
00:00:49Be careful when you run
00:00:52And don't take candy from strangers
00:00:55If you want sweetness, come on back home
00:00:58Enslave yourself to no one new
00:01:01Remember to behave yourself
00:01:04For don't you see?
00:01:08If you behave yourself
00:01:10Then you can come down off the shelf
00:01:12And do your misbehaving with me
00:01:16The End
00:01:22And do your misbehaving with me
00:01:28And do your misbehaving with me
00:01:30The End
00:01:31The End
00:01:37The End
00:01:43And do your misbehaving with me
00:01:51And do your misbehaving with me
00:01:53And do your misbehaving with me
00:01:56The End
00:01:57And do your misbehaving with me
00:02:11The End
00:02:13And do your misbehaving with me
00:02:26Ah, ah, ah.
00:02:56Hey, Buster.
00:03:02Mr. Jonas will call for this.
00:03:07Thank you, sir.
00:03:22Hey, mister. My name's Jonas. Got a message for me?
00:03:25Yes, sir.
00:03:26The dog is trained. Walk him on Wilshire Boulevard.
00:03:38Dog?
00:03:38Come on, Mutt. This way.
00:04:01What are you trying to do? Trip me up?
00:04:02I thought you were supposed to be trained. Stay right there.
00:04:10Give me no trouble. Stay right there.
00:04:12That's mine.
00:04:25Well?
00:04:26I got a baggage check.
00:04:28Did you claim it?
00:04:29Certainly I claimed it.
00:04:30Well, what was it?
00:04:32A dog.
00:04:33A what?
00:04:34And a newt.
00:04:39It says the dog is trained to lead us to them.
00:04:43A dog?
00:04:44You mean a dog?
00:04:47A four-legged animal?
00:04:50Well, we're selling.
00:04:52They're buying.
00:04:53Hello?
00:05:06hello hi honey oh hello darling pick up anything for you milk butter and gin no not a thing
00:05:29uh isn't this a day it's been such a day all day today
00:05:36it's a historic day he's forgotten naturally mother like all men only worse i've never seen
00:05:45a man yet who ever thought of anybody but himself
00:05:47now bill dang you hear me and hear me good you know what day this is today
00:05:54tuesday he says tuesday what happened two years ago may 18th what happened two years ago on may
00:06:03the 18th i got married two years on may 18th that's what happened oh oh why'd you have to
00:06:10mention it now you're spoiled it all oh i'm sorry darling it's not that i want anything it's mother
00:06:17you know what she's always saying what kind of a heel am i would i forget my own wedding
00:06:24anniversary it's just i had it all picked out a week ago um is it a cadillac no it's uh not a caddy
00:06:34convertible hey hey this is my anniversary too what'd you get for me i'm wearing it
00:06:43um uh the neckline might be um you know sort of kind of low you got the furniture for it baby
00:06:54well thank you dear now now don't leave my present in the cab like you did last year
00:06:59and um bill i got a bottle of champagne on ice for just the two of us oh be right there
00:07:09oh
00:07:18oh
00:07:28oh
00:07:38get in you idiot
00:07:40get in that door
00:07:41you better go home to mama
00:08:09go home to mom
00:08:19May I help you, sir?
00:08:35Yes.
00:08:36I'd like something nice for a lady.
00:08:38Something special.
00:08:44Charming little number.
00:08:45Only $29.95.
00:08:47And the lace is all handmade.
00:08:48Oh.
00:08:49Yes.
00:08:51It's for my wife.
00:08:54We're married.
00:08:56She's about, uh, well...
00:08:59She's got the kind of shape the world should be in.
00:09:03That's about right.
00:09:04I'll take it.
00:09:05Gift wrap, please.
00:09:06Do you have a card?
00:09:07Right over there, sir.
00:09:19Everything satisfactory, sir?
00:09:37Uh...
00:09:37That dog.
00:09:42Your dog did it.
00:09:44What dog?
00:09:45That dog.
00:09:47Where did he come from?
00:09:48He came in with you.
00:09:50Have you any idea how much damage he's done?
00:09:53Hey, what is this?
00:09:54He's not my dog.
00:09:55This doesn't even begin to pay for us.
00:09:57Hey, you're crazy.
00:09:58I never saw this dog before in my life.
00:10:00Is it my fault if he...
00:10:01Hey, oh.
00:10:02Oh, don't.
00:10:03No.
00:10:04Please.
00:10:05You know you don't belong to me.
00:10:06Hey.
00:10:06Oh, why don't you go home?
00:10:17Ah!
00:10:25Ah!
00:10:30Well, I had this nightgown, see?
00:10:33All gift wrapped under my arm.
00:10:35And I was crossing the street.
00:10:37A pretty big crowd.
00:10:38Oh, and some stranger knocked the package out of my arm.
00:10:41And before I could pick it up, some idiot kicked it.
00:10:44And it kicked it right down the sewer.
00:10:46Down the sewer.
00:10:47Uh-huh.
00:10:48A likely story.
00:10:51Will you stay out of this?
00:10:53Please, Mother?
00:10:56Oh, believe it or not, Katie, this is how it happened.
00:11:00I was in the store, see?
00:11:02And I just bought this beautiful black nightgown for you.
00:11:05It went some strange dog.
00:11:06Believe me, it's a total stranger.
00:11:08Oh, hi, honey.
00:11:34Hello, Mother.
00:11:35Oh, yeah.
00:11:36Bill!
00:11:37Oh, look, honey, before you jumped out, he concludes...
00:11:39Oh, you wonderful, adorable thing!
00:11:41You know what?
00:11:44Sweet, sweetie.
00:11:46Oh.
00:11:47Oh.
00:11:48Oh.
00:11:49Happy anniversary, Bill!
00:11:54Oh.
00:11:56Bill.
00:12:01Oh, you darling!
00:12:02Oh.
00:12:05Hmm.
00:12:06Such a little dog.
00:12:07Have another one.
00:12:20All right.
00:12:22But...
00:12:23You know what this stuff does to me.
00:12:30Yeah.
00:12:31But I trust you.
00:12:33Oh.
00:12:33Well.
00:12:34Shh.
00:12:35Mother.
00:12:35Mother.
00:12:40First, we have to wait out that bunch of free feeders and drinkers.
00:12:43Mostly your mother's friends.
00:12:45And on our anniversary.
00:12:46Then we have to wait half the night until she goes to bed.
00:12:49It's like before we were married.
00:12:51All we had was my jalopy.
00:12:53Oh.
00:12:54Wasn't that something that you'll have to eat?
00:12:58Oh.
00:12:58I'm sorry, darling.
00:12:59Someday we...
00:13:00Oh, you've been saying someday.
00:13:01Every day for two years now.
00:13:03That we're still living in her house.
00:13:05In five minutes, we could find a place of our own.
00:13:08But I can't just up and leave her.
00:13:11All alone.
00:13:13After all, she is my mother.
00:13:16Look.
00:13:17Let's find us a place.
00:13:20An extra place.
00:13:21Who we could sneak off to once in a while and...
00:13:24Oh, baby.
00:13:28We can afford a place of our own.
00:13:31I'm doing pretty good now.
00:13:34I'll do better.
00:13:36And better.
00:13:37But we can't...
00:13:38When two people get married, honey, it's because they want to be together.
00:13:42But we're together.
00:13:44We couldn't be together.
00:13:46Oh, what's the difference where we're together?
00:13:49Here or somewhere else, so long as we're together.
00:13:53Oh, I know, but I...
00:13:55I don't know.
00:13:59I don't know.
00:14:00Oh, shit.
00:14:00Oh, shit.
00:14:01Oh, shit.
00:14:02Oh, shit.
00:14:23THE END
00:14:53Oh, look at him. Isn't he cute?
00:15:09Yeah.
00:15:12Such an original gift.
00:15:14How'd you ever think of it?
00:15:16Oh, within the minute I saw him...
00:15:18Oh, look at him. He wants to play.
00:15:21Well, I want to sleep.
00:15:24Now, beat it. Your bed's downstairs.
00:15:26Go ahead. Throw it.
00:15:28I'll throw him.
00:15:29Oh, Bill. After all, he's only a pup, a baby, practically.
00:15:33He wants to get acquainted.
00:15:35Well, I want to...
00:15:37At 3 a.m.?
00:15:40He, uh...
00:15:47He is only a pup.
00:15:49Oh, come on.
00:16:05Oh, come on.
00:16:05Go get him.
00:16:20Go get him.
00:16:26Come on.
00:16:27Come on.
00:16:28Come on.
00:16:29Now, look.
00:16:31I got to get to work in the morning.
00:16:34You sleep in the kitchen.
00:16:36Down below.
00:16:37Under the stove.
00:16:42Be reasonable.
00:16:45It's after 3.
00:16:473.
00:16:47I sleep up here.
00:16:55See?
00:17:01See?
00:17:01See?
00:17:01Oh, the poor thing's trembling.
00:17:14Oh, what's the matter, baby?
00:17:17Oh, we're not going to leave you alone tonight.
00:17:21Not for a single minute.
00:17:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:17:48Wake up!
00:17:50What's the matter?
00:17:51I must have fell asleep.
00:17:52I suppose a dog had come by.
00:17:55What are you getting mad?
00:17:56For just a few seconds, I closed my eyes.
00:17:59You know that in wartime you could get shot for a thing like that?
00:18:02Listen to who's talking yet.
00:18:04Did I sleep in a soft bed like you all night?
00:18:07No.
00:18:07I stood here all night, watching.
00:18:09Think anything's gone wrong?
00:18:11Most likely they're waiting for a lot of people to be around before they make the contact.
00:18:15That figures.
00:18:17Where's the nearest gas station?
00:18:20Six blocks down.
00:18:21Six blocks?
00:18:23You watch till I get back.
00:18:51Go away.
00:19:07Beat it.
00:19:08Go away.
00:19:10Go away.
00:19:11Go away.
00:19:12Go away.
00:19:14Go away.
00:19:15Go away.
00:19:16Go away.
00:19:17Go away.
00:19:18Go away.
00:19:19Go away.
00:19:20Go away.
00:19:21Go away.
00:19:22Go away.
00:19:23Go away.
00:19:24Go away.
00:19:25Go away.
00:19:26Go away.
00:19:27Go away.
00:19:28Go away.
00:19:29Go away.
00:19:30Go away.
00:19:31Go away.
00:19:32Go away.
00:19:33Go away.
00:19:34Go away.
00:19:35Go away.
00:19:36Go away.
00:19:37Go away.
00:19:38You must belong to somebody.
00:19:49Lost Welch Terrier.
00:19:51Uh-huh.
00:19:53My child cried all night.
00:19:55A finder please return.
00:19:56Reward, Hollywood 96852.
00:20:05Yeah?
00:20:06Yes?
00:20:09Yes, you have?
00:20:11Hold it.
00:20:13I can't hear.
00:20:14Shh.
00:20:16Oh, my poor baby's crying her eyes out.
00:20:19You see, your dog followed me home last night and...
00:20:23Well, this may sound crazy to you, but my wife thinks it's an anniversary present.
00:20:28Oh, I couldn't tell her that it wasn't because her mother was...
00:20:31My mother-in-law.
00:20:33Oh, well, you know how mother-in-laws are.
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37Oh, when will you bring...
00:20:40Stop hearing him.
00:20:42We've got the dog.
00:20:47I had a hunch she was on the square all the time.
00:20:50Oh, well, I don't know how...
00:20:51Oops.
00:21:05Yes.
00:21:07Sorry, George.
00:21:08Oh, don't trouble yourself, sir.
00:21:10I can send for the dog.
00:21:13Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:21:14I've got to bring him to you myself.
00:21:16Then I can tell my wife the dog ran away or something and get her another one.
00:21:20See?
00:21:22It's silly, isn't it?
00:21:24Oh, not at all.
00:21:25And I'll reward you.
00:21:26Oh, there'll be no question about a reward.
00:21:29After all, children and dogs.
00:21:31I was a kid myself.
00:21:33I'll get him to you as soon as I can.
00:21:35Sometime today.
00:21:37Certainly, Mr. Jonas.
00:21:39One, six, five, five, North Citrus Road.
00:21:42Goodbye.
00:21:42Goodbye.
00:21:46Oh, good morning, Mother.
00:21:48Hmm.
00:21:49What's got you up and about so early?
00:21:51Someone had to clean up.
00:21:52How are your friends?
00:21:54Oh.
00:21:54Someone had to get breakfast.
00:21:56Oh, you needn't bother.
00:21:57I can get my own.
00:21:58For the dog.
00:21:59Oh, naturally.
00:22:08Here, doggie.
00:22:09Nice, doggie.
00:22:11Good breakfast.
00:22:12Archie.
00:22:17His name's Archie.
00:22:19I can't name him that.
00:22:21Last night.
00:22:26Hey.
00:22:27Hey, get it.
00:22:27Go on.
00:22:29Fine thing.
00:22:30Feeding him raw bacon.
00:22:32I did not feed it to him.
00:22:33He stole it.
00:22:34You deliberately put it where he could get it.
00:22:36Do you want to make him vicious?
00:22:38I deliberately did not deliberately anything of a kind.
00:22:41Don't you raise your voice to me.
00:22:43This is my house.
00:22:44Let me remind you.
00:22:46Ow.
00:22:47Hot, huh?
00:22:49What's going on down there?
00:22:51Your husband is feeding the dog.
00:22:53I am not feeding the dog.
00:22:55Raw bacon.
00:22:56He fed him a whole hot pot.
00:22:58I did not.
00:22:59He stole it.
00:23:00Raw bacon.
00:23:00That's ridiculous.
00:23:02I never...
00:23:02He'll get worms.
00:23:05Oh, thank you, darling.
00:23:07You ought to know better than to give a little dog raw bacon.
00:23:10Exactly what I said.
00:23:12It'll make him vicious.
00:23:13Oh, his nose does seem a little hot.
00:23:15He's hot all over.
00:23:17I'd better take him to a vet for distemper shots or whatever kind of shots you ought to have.
00:23:22After all, what do we know about him for sure?
00:23:24Oh, I'll take him.
00:23:25But do you really think he's ill?
00:23:27Oh, no.
00:23:27Just to make sure.
00:23:28I think that's wise.
00:23:32Stay off my side.
00:23:34Bill.
00:23:35He's my gift to you.
00:23:36It is my responsibility.
00:23:38No, he's my responsibility.
00:23:39Besides, Archie and I ought to start getting acquainted.
00:23:42Yeah, but don't you think I'd better walk him around the block, maybe?
00:23:45And now?
00:23:46Never mind.
00:23:47I'll take him out when I go shopping.
00:23:49I don't mind at all.
00:23:50I'll take him.
00:23:59Who are you looking for, mister?
00:24:01Mr. Jones.
00:24:02Seats 4, 21A.
00:24:11Yes?
00:24:19Oh, Jonas?
00:24:21Not yet.
00:24:22But he called to get...
00:24:23The son of the delivers.
00:24:24Bring the dog here.
00:24:26Said he was having trouble getting the mud away from his wife.
00:24:29Wants to stop by and explain.
00:24:32You better get back here.
00:24:34Oh, you're making problems out of nothing.
00:24:38Well, it's easy for you to laugh.
00:24:40How do I know I wasn't following?
00:24:43How do I know this guy isn't some phony...
00:24:44Oh!
00:24:47What's that?
00:24:48Slight complication.
00:24:51Nothing to worry about.
00:24:53Now, use your fat head.
00:24:55He's only holding up the more.
00:24:57Double the reward, triple it.
00:24:59When he delivers the dog, kick him downstairs.
00:25:03Hello.
00:25:03Hello, Jonas.
00:25:04Sorry.
00:25:05Wrong number.
00:25:06Wrong number.
00:25:10Right with you.
00:25:33We own this one, of course.
00:25:37He's yours.
00:25:38But she promised me I could walk him tonight.
00:25:41Walk who?
00:25:42Archie.
00:25:43She said that I...
00:25:44Archie, Uzi.
00:25:45The dog.
00:25:46I am sorry.
00:25:48She named him that.
00:25:49My wife.
00:25:50That is, she named him Archie.
00:25:51Because, naturally, under the circumstances, we didn't know his real name.
00:25:54Who's?
00:25:55Archie's.
00:25:55I mean your dog's.
00:25:56Oh, Archie.
00:25:58Well, I'll get Archie to you without fail tonight.
00:26:01Tell my wife you ran away or something and get her another dog.
00:26:03What?
00:26:04Oh, what's the matter with all?
00:26:05She'll...
00:26:05Well, absolutely nothing.
00:26:07A great little fellow.
00:26:09But, naturally, if he belongs to you, it's...
00:26:11He's yours.
00:26:12Oh, no, that's very kind of you, but I...
00:26:13Enjoy you.
00:26:14Well, what about your child?
00:26:15Now, you said over the phone she was crying her eyes out.
00:26:17She stopped.
00:26:18Anyway, it's the wrong dog.
00:26:19It's the wrong dog.
00:26:20But how can you tell without...
00:26:21Screwball.
00:26:26Odd fellow.
00:26:27Operator.
00:26:34I want a policeman.
00:26:35Yes, sir.
00:26:41Police complaint board.
00:26:42Sergeant O'Neill.
00:26:44I want a report of murder.
00:26:46Yeah?
00:26:46Yes.
00:26:47Who did it?
00:26:48Oh, I did.
00:26:50All by me, Sal.
00:26:51Who's this?
00:26:52Where's the body?
00:26:53Is this a gang, mister?
00:26:54What's your name?
00:26:55Where do you live?
00:26:55Give me the address.
00:26:56Hey, Russell.
00:26:57Trace this call.
00:26:59Now, don't hang up.
00:27:00Oh, shut up.
00:27:01Don't go away.
00:27:02Stay right where you are.
00:27:04Put on the line.
00:27:05Russell, hurry it up.
00:27:05I can't hold it forever.
00:27:11Take it easy, mister.
00:27:13Keep calm.
00:27:14Don't do a thing.
00:27:15Just sit there.
00:27:16Right where you are.
00:27:18Don't go away.
00:27:19Cops.
00:27:21Maybe if they trip over you, they'll find you.
00:27:40Maybe.
00:27:40Maybe.
00:27:40You got it, Russell?
00:27:48One, six, five, five, North Citrus Road.
00:27:51All right.
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00:30:21WE NEED
00:30:23WE NEED
00:30:24THIS DOG
00:30:25TO MAKE THE TRANSFER
00:30:26WHO IS THIS
00:30:29SCREWBALL
00:30:30WHAT'S HIS NAME
00:30:31I DON'T
00:30:33REMEMBER
00:30:34EVEN GIVING HIS CARD
00:30:35HE WAS A DENTIC
00:30:36NOW HE WAS A CHIROPOLIST
00:30:37IF ONLY I CAN CALL THE COPPERS
00:30:39I'LL GO BACK AND GET IT
00:30:40YOU CALL THE POLICE
00:30:42TO PICK UP THE BODY
00:30:44IT'S OUR TIME
00:30:45DID YOU'VE GOT TO CONSIDER
00:30:46THE OTHER TENANTS
00:30:47BE QUIET
00:30:49LOST CAT
00:30:50LOST DOG
00:30:51LOST TERRIER
00:30:53DARK EARS
00:30:55MY CHILD CRIED ALL NIGHT
00:30:57THAT'S THE ONE
00:30:58HE SAID SOME KID WAS CRYING ALL OUTSER
00:31:00YOU GOT SOMETHING
00:31:04WE ADVERTISE
00:31:06THE SAME AD AS THEIRS
00:31:08ONLY THE ADDRESS
00:31:09AND TELETHONE NUMBER
00:31:10WILL BE OUTS
00:31:12AREN'T YOU THE ONE FREEDY
00:31:16ARCHIE PLEASE
00:31:23ARCHIE PLEASE
00:31:24WE LIVE THAT WAY
00:31:25ARCHIE
00:31:28OKAY
00:31:29YOU WANT TO GO THAT WAY
00:31:30WE'LL GO THAT WAY
00:31:31ONLY IT'S THE WRONG WAY
00:31:33ARCHIE PLEASE
00:31:41I'M SORRY
00:31:43ARCHIE PLEASE
00:31:46Those are not quail, you dope.
00:32:06Two blocks north, Allendale.
00:32:11You hunter, you.
00:32:12Lady, hey, hey, lady.
00:32:24Nothing yet?
00:32:25The dog was here, with the girl.
00:32:27Well?
00:32:27Yeah, and what a dame.
00:32:29All right, all right, so what happened?
00:32:30Before I could get to her, she ran away in a taxi.
00:32:34You sure this was the right dog?
00:32:36Positively.
00:32:37A dame.
00:32:40So where does she figure this dame?
00:32:42I've been turning her over in my mind.
00:32:45And I figure...
00:32:46All right, spare me what you figure, please.
00:32:50Maybe they were just testing this?
00:32:52Could be.
00:32:53Uh-huh.
00:32:54In that case, they'll be back, so you wait here.
00:32:56Why me?
00:32:57Why not you?
00:32:58Because this dog was your idea, you genius.
00:33:02Hey, we're partners.
00:33:05Partners should be borrowed.
00:33:07Tongue, I'll ride.
00:33:12But I don't like tongue.
00:33:16Make me only with thy eyes, and I shall pet you with mine.
00:33:23Hi.
00:33:34Uh, sorry I'm late.
00:33:36What a day.
00:33:38Tough, huh?
00:33:39Uh-huh.
00:33:41What are you two boys just cooked up?
00:33:42Glued to your desk, huh?
00:33:46From the minute I got in.
00:33:48Never stirred out.
00:33:50And there you stir.
00:33:52I say, what is this?
00:33:53A pearl?
00:33:55Where else would I be if not in my office?
00:33:57Where else indeed?
00:33:59Then why couldn't I get you there?
00:34:01Six times I phoned between 2 and 5.30.
00:34:03Where were you?
00:34:04And now look here, I...
00:34:05Stay right there.
00:34:10I'll get back to you.
00:34:16Yes?
00:34:17Mr. Denny.
00:34:18Is he home?
00:34:19Who is it?
00:34:21Yes.
00:34:22What's wrong?
00:34:24The police.
00:34:25The police.
00:34:27They want you.
00:34:29Me?
00:34:29Me?
00:34:34Mr. Denny?
00:34:37Yes?
00:34:38You know him Mr. Jonas?
00:34:39Jonas?
00:34:40No.
00:34:41Oh, yes.
00:34:42You don't know any Mr. Jonas.
00:34:43Well, I don't really know him.
00:34:45I met him for the first time today.
00:34:46At his apartment?
00:34:47Yes.
00:34:48What did you say him about?
00:34:49Well, about a...
00:34:50About what, Denny?
00:34:52This yours?
00:34:53Yes, I gave it to him.
00:34:55That checks.
00:34:56We found it in his hand.
00:34:58He's dead.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00Murdered.
00:35:01Murdered?
00:35:02Murdered?
00:35:03You're mixed up in a murder.
00:35:05I knew someday he...
00:35:07Mother!
00:35:07Shh!
00:35:08What does she know, Denny?
00:35:10How do I know what she knows?
00:35:12She knows everything.
00:35:14She's my mother-in-law.
00:35:16Yeah.
00:35:17I've had a couple myself.
00:35:19Bill, what is it all about?
00:35:21What's the...
00:35:21All right, ladies, all right.
00:35:23Leave us have a word with Mr. Denny.
00:35:25Alone.
00:35:29Thank you, Bill.
00:35:29Oh, poor Mr. Jonas.
00:35:31Such a nice fellow.
00:35:33So generous.
00:35:34Yeah.
00:35:35Give me his last bullet in the back.
00:35:38All right, Denny.
00:35:39Well...
00:35:40About a dog.
00:35:44Jonas lost a dog.
00:35:45I found one.
00:35:46This one.
00:35:47He followed me home and...
00:35:49Well, sort of became an anniversary present.
00:35:52For my wife.
00:35:53But for the love of mine, don't tell her that.
00:35:55Her mother never let me hear the end of it.
00:35:57Sounds fishy to me.
00:35:58Well, there's fishy about it.
00:36:00Now, look, it's simple.
00:36:01Jonas put an ad in the paper.
00:36:03I thought this was him.
00:36:04So I called him to tell him I'd have him back just as soon as I could take him for a walk.
00:36:08Who?
00:36:08Jonas?
00:36:09That's it.
00:36:09No.
00:36:10The dog.
00:36:11This one.
00:36:11Jonas' dog.
00:36:12Only he's not Jonas' dog.
00:36:14But here, let me show you.
00:36:15Was it this morning's post?
00:36:16Probably the internet's telegram.
00:36:17Okay, let's go.
00:36:18Yeah, let's go.
00:36:19Come on.
00:36:20Wait a minute.
00:36:21Katie!
00:36:21Katie!
00:36:22Come on.
00:36:25Katie!
00:36:26Come on.
00:36:27If you give me a chance, I'll try to explain.
00:36:38You bring him back here!
00:36:40You can't take him away!
00:36:42Want to bet?
00:36:48Yep.
00:36:49It's Gilly we want, all right.
00:36:51Here.
00:36:51Take a good look at this innocent push.
00:36:56He's wanted in every country you can name.
00:36:58And some you can.
00:37:00Last heard from him, he was in the can in Paris.
00:37:02The feds want him and I want him.
00:37:04Now get out and bring him in.
00:37:05You too, old Rappaport.
00:37:07I don't need you!
00:37:08What's the matter with you two?
00:37:10Why can't you listen?
00:37:11What is this, another irate taxpayer?
00:37:13This is the one who left his card on Jonas.
00:37:16All right.
00:37:16Come on.
00:37:17Beat it.
00:37:17Get the lead out.
00:37:18Go on, will you?
00:37:19You in charge here?
00:37:20At your service.
00:37:21Well, what kind of a department do you run anyway?
00:37:23I tried to explain to these two Cossacks, I found a dog.
00:37:27Let me show you.
00:37:28Just because I tried to return it, they arrested you.
00:37:33Here it is.
00:37:34Welsh Terrier.
00:37:35Exactly like the dog I found.
00:37:36Just because some fellow got murdered, there's no excuse for...
00:37:38We don't want him.
00:37:39Show the citizen out.
00:37:40My child cried all night.
00:37:42Find her, please return.
00:37:43Reward, Drexel Tower.
00:37:44Drexel Towers?
00:37:45Say, this isn't the same address.
00:37:47Beat it.
00:37:48Don't claim the reward.
00:37:51Hey, now.
00:38:01Drexel Towers?
00:38:03I don't get it.
00:38:04I've told you and told you, but no, you wouldn't listen.
00:38:16Will you stop it, Mother?
00:38:17He didn't murder anyone.
00:38:19Well, you know, it's likely called the old all murderers incommunicado.
00:38:24That's why.
00:38:24Please, Mother, please.
00:38:26Oh, I'll bring him.
00:38:29I'll kill him.
00:38:30I'll absolutely crush every bone in his head.
00:38:34Bye.
00:38:35Oh, there you are.
00:38:37Oh, you're right.
00:38:38What did you do?
00:38:39Why did you phone?
00:38:40I've been trying to get that esiotic wire all evening.
00:38:43Oh, are you guilty?
00:38:44What did you do?
00:38:44Tell me!
00:38:45Hey, hold it, will you?
00:38:47Tell me everything.
00:38:49Why did you do it?
00:38:50Oh, darling.
00:38:51I'll try and understand.
00:38:53Take it easy.
00:38:54It wasn't anything, I tell you.
00:38:56Nothing at all.
00:38:58Nothing at all?
00:39:00Nothing, he says.
00:39:02So, what did they want with you?
00:39:05Whose man was murdered?
00:39:06I don't know.
00:39:07Somebody I met.
00:39:08For a minute.
00:39:09Why'd they drag you away?
00:39:11Because I met him and talked to him for a minute.
00:39:14I meet a lot of people.
00:39:15Routine checkup.
00:39:16Man murdered.
00:39:17They usually ask questions.
00:39:18And you are involved.
00:39:20Mother.
00:39:21Naturally.
00:39:21I murder somebody every day.
00:39:29What's with her?
00:39:31She hoped she was going to a hanging.
00:39:34Yours.
00:39:35Just the same.
00:39:37I ought to flail you to your welcome rings.
00:39:39Um, by the way, Mother's leaving.
00:39:52Three chairs.
00:39:54Florida?
00:39:54Only for the evening.
00:39:57A modern art lecture.
00:39:59Oh.
00:40:00Oh, well.
00:40:02Two chairs for modern art.
00:40:03Archie needs a walk.
00:40:13Hey.
00:40:17When's Mother going?
00:40:18In about, uh, 15 minutes.
00:40:21Back in 16.
00:40:22Bill!
00:40:31Bill!
00:40:32Don't talk to anybody!
00:40:44A little more on the ears, Kitty.
00:40:47And on the right front paw.
00:40:48Oh.
00:40:59Yeah.
00:41:00I think we matched the description pretty accurately.
00:41:03What about sex?
00:41:05Sex?
00:41:06Ah, the fires of youth.
00:41:08I mean, is this dog the right sex?
00:41:11Oh, uh, well, they don't mention which.
00:41:15But this one will do fine.
00:41:16All I need is an animal to get me in to see who our friends are.
00:41:22Mr. Newme is obviously one of them.
00:41:31Uh, no.
00:41:32You remain here, Gilly, in case your screwball friend answers our ad.
00:41:37What if he answers this one?
00:41:41Noomies.
00:41:43In that case, I shall be there to welcome him.
00:41:47Come along, Dougie.
00:41:48Ah!
00:41:48Ah!
00:41:49Ah!
00:41:58Thank you, Charles.
00:42:02Harbour Drive, number seven.
00:42:05Ah!
00:42:17Come on.
00:42:47Come on.
00:43:17Pet house.
00:43:23Come on.
00:43:53Oh, you know you're home, huh?
00:44:02Oh, I beg your pardon, sir.
00:44:17I hope I'm not disturbing you.
00:44:21I knocked.
00:44:23The door was open, so I came in.
00:44:26It's about your advertisement for the dog you lost.
00:44:34Why, it's Mr. Jonas.
00:44:43But you're supposed to be...
00:44:51dead.
00:44:52It's my hand.
00:44:58It's my hand.
00:44:58It's my hand.
00:44:59It's my hand.
00:45:01It's my hand.
00:45:10It's my hand.
00:45:14Archie!
00:45:18Archie!
00:45:19Archie!
00:45:19Archie!
00:45:26Archie!
00:45:27Hello?
00:45:49Police?
00:45:51Oh, no, Mrs. Denny, nothing new.
00:45:55But it's after two.
00:45:58So it's after two, so maybe he's been a little delayed.
00:46:03Why don't you just go back to bed?
00:46:07Mother, I'm scared.
00:46:11There now.
00:46:13He's probably only on a bender.
00:46:24What did I tell you?
00:46:27Oh!
00:46:31And just where have you been all this time?
00:46:34You were going to be back in 16 minutes.
00:46:36I took a walk.
00:46:39You took a walk?
00:46:41I walked for hours, trying to think...
00:46:44Walking in your condition?
00:46:46Couldn't you phone if you suddenly decided to have a roll in the gutter?
00:46:49Oh, look at you!
00:46:50Oh, please, honey.
00:46:52Not now.
00:46:53I'm upset.
00:46:54I'm upset.
00:46:55You're upset?
00:46:56What about me?
00:46:58Expecting the phone to ring any minute and have the police tell me they found your body?
00:47:02Your body?
00:47:03Cherchez-la-femme, I always say.
00:47:06Where's he been and who is she?
00:47:08Not that he'll tell you anything but a big, fat lie.
00:47:11I've never seen the man yet.
00:47:13Oh, no!
00:47:14Go away!
00:47:17Well, if I'm going to be spoken to like that, by my own daughter, in my own house, how sharper than a serpent's tooth!
00:47:29I'm sorry I blew up, darling.
00:47:37I know with her around all the time, it's murder for me.
00:47:39Murder?
00:47:40It's not that.
00:47:42Well, then what is it?
00:47:43Is anything wrong?
00:47:45Are you sober?
00:47:46Oh, no.
00:47:48I mean, certainly I'm sober.
00:47:50Do I look drunk?
00:47:51Yes.
00:47:52But I don't suppose a little hair of the same dog will make much difference.
00:47:56Look, Katie, there's something I've got to tell you.
00:47:59About Archie.
00:48:01You're feverish.
00:48:03Your head's hot.
00:48:04Oh, Archie's hot.
00:48:05Very hot.
00:48:06He's the hottest dog in town.
00:48:08He's stolen.
00:48:09And what's more...
00:48:11What's he doing here?
00:48:15I thought I lost him.
00:48:17He's not lost or even stolen.
00:48:19He came back all by himself and on time.
00:48:22Now, where were you?
00:48:23Not now.
00:48:24I'm going to take him for a while.
00:48:26Oh, it's brandy legs.
00:48:27You'd never make it to the corner.
00:48:29You're going to bed.
00:48:30You've got a lot of explaining.
00:48:31Oh, later, later.
00:48:32I tell you, we've got to get rid of him.
00:48:33Right away.
00:48:34Now.
00:48:35He's the kiss of death.
00:48:36Get rid of Archie.
00:48:37Of course.
00:48:39Since the dog's a witness to what you've been up to all night.
00:48:42If Archie could only talk.
00:48:48If he only could.
00:48:52Archie.
00:48:53The dog's name is Archie.
00:48:58Twice, Mr. Jones.
00:49:00You've been murdered twice.
00:49:02The dog's name is Archie.
00:49:32All nice and comfy, aren't you?
00:49:50You like it here, aren't you?
00:49:54Yeah.
00:49:54Come on.
00:50:00Freedom.
00:50:04Find yourself a lady, friend.
00:50:05Oh, lamb chop.
00:50:20A dollar forty-nine a pound.
00:50:26Nice juicy lamb chop.
00:50:28There it is.
00:50:36It's all yours.
00:50:40What's the matter, boy?
00:50:43Don't you trust old Bill?
00:50:44See, it's right out here.
00:50:58Open up.
00:50:59Open this door.
00:50:59Wait.
00:51:07Just you.
00:51:07Wait till I get my hands on you.
00:51:09Oh, it's you, O'Hara.
00:51:31Well, I see you're home again, Mr. Denny.
00:51:33Yeah, the dog locked me.
00:51:35I mean I got locked out.
00:51:37The door swung closed.
00:51:38I'll go in through the window.
00:51:41Here.
00:51:42Give me a hand.
00:51:43Why didn't you ring the bell?
00:51:44I didn't want to wake them.
00:51:46Shh.
00:51:46If I didn't have any consideration for others, don't you suppose I would have rung the bell?
00:51:50Oh, sure.
00:51:50Certainly, Mr. Denny.
00:51:51Good night, O'Hara.
00:51:52Good night.
00:51:53Good night.
00:51:53Good night.
00:51:53Good night.
00:51:53Good night.
00:51:55Good night.
00:51:57Good night.
00:51:57Good night.
00:51:59Good night.
00:52:01Good night.
00:52:01Good night.
00:52:024104 O'Hara reporting in.
00:52:08Nothing.
00:52:10Oh.
00:52:11On that man missing, Lurk.
00:52:13Name of Denny.
00:52:14Yeah, that's him.
00:52:16Well, he's not missing anymore.
00:52:18Hello.
00:52:38Oh.
00:52:39Just a minute
00:52:42Darling
00:52:43Darling, wake up
00:52:45It's for you
00:52:47I'll find time of night
00:52:49Hello
00:52:50Yes
00:52:53Yes, I know
00:52:57Thank you
00:52:59Who was it?
00:53:01Your police
00:53:02Tell me you've been found
00:53:09Now how in the world did they know?
00:53:15I did it
00:53:16Don't sound like it, O'Neal
00:53:18Well, I don't know, Captain
00:53:20If it's him that phone, it don't sound like he did
00:53:23He was more kind of sassy-like
00:53:25Try it again, O'Denny, and be sassy
00:53:27I will not
00:53:30And my name is not O'Denny
00:53:32It's Denny
00:53:33Denny?
00:53:35No O?
00:53:35No
00:53:36O
00:53:36Get back to your division
00:53:39Yes, sir
00:53:40Now, see here
00:53:41If I killed Jonas and walked in here on my own free will
00:53:43To tell you I found his body
00:53:45Wouldn't I be crazy?
00:53:46The only reason you're not in a straitjacket right now
00:53:49Is on account of we don't have one handy
00:53:51In all my 34 years on the force
00:53:54I never heard of any stiff getting knocked off twice
00:53:56And in two different places
00:53:58Homicide, O'Ryan
00:54:01Homicide, O'Ryan
00:54:04You sure?
00:54:09It's Gilly the blade
00:54:11Now then, O'Denny
00:54:13Maybe you're not as crazy as you seem
00:54:16The body you said we'd find is there, all right
00:54:18Only it's not Jonas
00:54:20I tell you it is
00:54:21I was as close to him as I am to you
00:54:23I'd know him anywhere
00:54:25It was Jonas in that bathtub with the extra hole in his hand
00:54:28We've had Jonas on ice in the morgue ever since
00:54:30Is that him?
00:54:32Yes
00:54:32Poor fellow
00:54:34What about this one?
00:54:37I never saw him before
00:54:38This one's Jonas
00:54:40The first one was Gilly the blade
00:54:42The same one we just found dead
00:54:43Now as I see it
00:54:45Gilly must have killed Jonas
00:54:47Just before you got to Jonas' apartment
00:54:49Now do you understand?
00:54:51He
00:54:52He might have murdered me too
00:54:55An oversight
00:54:56He could have
00:54:57Like that
00:54:58You want to tell us now
00:55:00How come you went to the Drexel Towers
00:55:02And found Gilly?
00:55:03What did you want to see him about?
00:55:05About a dog
00:55:06I told you
00:55:07Just like I went to Jonas' apartment
00:55:10The ad in the paper
00:55:11Then the other one
00:55:12This one
00:55:14Don't give me that daffy taffy pole again
00:55:17All you have to do is read it
00:55:18If you can read
00:55:20Large cat
00:55:23Large bracelet
00:55:24Large dog
00:55:25Dark ears
00:55:27Dark saddle
00:55:27But that's it
00:55:28Dark right front core
00:55:30Mr. Newby
00:55:31Seaman's Hotel
00:55:33Huh?
00:55:34What's a flea bag like the Seaman's Hotel
00:55:36Got to do with the Drexel Towers?
00:55:38Oh
00:55:39Oh my
00:55:41Better get to this Seaman's Hotel
00:55:45If I found a body
00:55:47At the Drexel Towers
00:55:49Through this ad
00:55:51Maybe this one
00:55:53Come on
00:55:54You two are going to be everybody
00:55:57Come on
00:55:57Come on
00:55:59Don't shut up
00:55:59Take it easy
00:56:00Come on
00:56:01Hey, you in here, Newby?
00:56:29That's Mr. Newby
00:56:36Now that's what I call a charmingly furnished room
00:56:40The dog followed me home
00:56:44My wife thought I'd bought an anniversary present
00:56:47I didn't tell her the truth
00:56:48Figuring I'd return the dog
00:56:50Tell her it ran away
00:56:51Buy her another one
00:56:53Well, the first ad was Jonas
00:56:55And he's dead
00:56:56Then this Gilly
00:56:58The one I thought was Jonas
00:56:59His ad
00:57:00He's dead
00:57:02Now these other two
00:57:05Oh, where will it all end?
00:57:07I don't know
00:57:08Seen any more ads?
00:57:10Now then, O'Denny
00:57:10Who's this Newby here with Fat Freddy?
00:57:13I tell you, I don't know
00:57:14Probably all in it together
00:57:17Had her falling out
00:57:19And Gilly knocked Jonas off
00:57:20Then Jonas
00:57:21I mean Fat Freddy
00:57:22Knocked Gilly off
00:57:23To even the score
00:57:24So Gilly turns right around
00:57:26And knocks
00:57:26But who did for Fat Freddy
00:57:29And this foreigner?
00:57:30I'm O'Denny
00:57:31I mean Denny
00:57:32You
00:57:32Who's this Newby?
00:57:35What do you know about him?
00:57:36Nothing, I missed
00:57:37He checked in three or four days ago
00:57:39Off a tramp ship
00:57:40Anybody visit him?
00:57:41Yeah
00:57:41Who?
00:57:42Him
00:57:43Now what?
00:57:48Full across the hall
00:57:49Said he heard an argument
00:57:50And then
00:57:50Two quick shots
00:57:52Two shots
00:57:52Two bodies
00:57:54Sounds like a reliable witness for once
00:57:56What else?
00:57:57Then he said
00:57:58He saw two guys come in
00:57:59Two different guys
00:58:00After the shots
00:58:02Well, why didn't he report it?
00:58:05Figured it was normal for here
00:58:06What about two other men?
00:58:08Yeah, yeah
00:58:08There's two fellas
00:58:09But they only stayed a minute
00:58:10Know them?
00:58:11No
00:58:12The dog
00:58:13What about that dog?
00:58:14Archie?
00:58:15Who's Archie?
00:58:16The dog
00:58:17Oh, he couldn't have done it
00:58:19And when he wasn't with me
00:58:20He was with my wife
00:58:21There's a connection
00:58:22There's got to be
00:58:23That's what I've been telling you
00:58:25The dog is hot
00:58:27He's the kiss of death
00:58:28He's
00:58:28Oh, my
00:58:30My wife
00:58:31My Katie
00:58:32She's in danger
00:58:34They'll kill her too
00:58:35Let me out of you
00:58:35So
00:58:36Your wife's in this too
00:58:38Are you nuts?
00:58:39She's probably out with him now
00:58:40Walking
00:58:40With who?
00:58:42Archie
00:58:42Aha
00:58:43Who's Archie?
00:58:44Oh
00:58:45The dog
00:58:46Archie's the dog's name
00:58:47Please
00:58:48She's with him
00:58:49They'll kill her too
00:58:50Like they killed all we've done
00:58:51Oh, gee, if you dare
00:59:16I'll throw your nice fresh bones away
00:59:18Okay, baby
00:59:26Hey
00:59:27See you
00:59:27Archie
00:59:30Hey
00:59:32The dog
00:59:34Catch
00:59:43Ah, you got it, huh?
00:59:45Good
00:59:46What's this?
00:59:56Bones
00:59:56But whose?
00:59:59What are you trying to pull?
01:00:01Come on, start talking
01:00:02And talk fast
01:00:03I don't know, right?
01:00:05Anna
01:00:05That's the stuff she had on her
01:00:07I bring it right here
01:00:09You don't think I pull anything, do you?
01:00:13Anna, pal
01:00:14If one hair of her head's been injured, I'll have your hairs
01:00:27Heads
01:00:27Hides
01:00:28And that idiot Orion's too
01:00:30Take it easy, Mr. Dennis
01:00:31She'll be back
01:00:32There she is
01:00:34Katie?
01:00:39Oh, I need one
01:00:42They've got her too
01:00:44Now, where is she?
01:00:45Where is she?
01:00:45What have you done with her?
01:00:46You...
01:00:47You...
01:00:47No, what about my wife?
01:00:48My wife?
01:00:50Why my wife?
01:00:51Come on, come on
01:00:51Lorraine wants to question this dog
01:00:53I mean, we're taking him in, see?
01:00:55Hi, mother
01:01:00What are you doing?
01:01:01Come on, I mean
01:01:02He's fine
01:01:02Let's go
01:01:03See anything?
01:01:12Just plain dog
01:01:13All we could find was a couple of fleas
01:01:15Get that mud out of here
01:01:17Here, he's yours
01:01:18He's not mine
01:01:20I don't want him
01:01:21I don't want him either, see?
01:01:22Your wife wants him
01:01:23He's her anniversary present
01:01:25You are the driver of the table
01:01:29For all you have heard
01:01:30My wife's playing in summer
01:01:32With a knife in her back
01:01:34And a bull in her head
01:01:35And take her to the place
01:01:36Get her out
01:01:37Oh, Katie
01:01:38You all right, honey?
01:01:41Oh, certainly, darling
01:01:42Where are you calling from?
01:01:43Oh, that's right
01:01:44Mother told me
01:01:44You're in jail
01:01:45And guess what?
01:01:47We're rich
01:01:47Filthy, dirty rich
01:01:49Huh?
01:01:50You sound funny
01:01:52Are you sure?
01:01:53You're all right
01:01:54Oh, never better
01:01:55Never richer
01:01:56Bill
01:01:57Don't say a word
01:01:58Stand on your rights
01:01:59We can afford the best lawyer there is
01:02:01I know you couldn't have done
01:02:03Whatever it is you did
01:02:03Oh, come on, come on
01:02:05Let's count it again
01:02:06Bill?
01:02:07Huh?
01:02:10Hey
01:02:10You don't know what to do with him
01:02:12Hey, wait a minute
01:02:13Oh, fellas
01:02:15Where are you taking me now?
01:02:16So much for you
01:02:21Hey, you're sure that'll hold him
01:02:26Yes
01:02:28Pay me when you pick him up
01:02:31Here, you'll need this receipt
01:02:33The sofa's getting cold
01:02:36Like ice
01:02:37Two dollars a day
01:02:38You want him bathed or clipped?
01:02:40So it's getting cold
01:02:42Uh, they hate that, don't they?
01:02:47Yes
01:02:47Do both
01:02:50All day I'm melting over a hot stove
01:02:54Believe me, she's got a long ways to melt
01:02:59Shut up, you flea-bitten mutt
01:03:05Why should I?
01:03:29Why should I give it to the police?
01:03:30It's not theirs, it's mine
01:03:32The man gave it all to me
01:03:33But honey
01:03:34He gave it to me personally
01:03:34He must have wanted me to have it
01:03:36If he wanted the police to have it
01:03:37And have given it to them
01:03:38What are you?
01:03:38But baby
01:03:39Probably one of these eccentrices
01:03:40Like he's seen in the movies
01:03:41Has more money than he knows what to do with
01:03:43So he gave some to me
01:03:44Share them off
01:03:45Make money circulate and all like that
01:03:47Is that what he said?
01:03:48No
01:03:48Anyway, I gave it to me
01:03:49And I want to keep it
01:03:50But you can't keep it, Katie
01:03:52Why can't she?
01:03:53If the man gave it to her
01:03:54He wanted her to have it
01:03:55We've just been all through that argument
01:03:57You never gave her $100,000
01:03:59You never gave her anything but a headache
01:04:01Let's see here, mother
01:04:02Please, mother
01:04:02Don't pick on him
01:04:03Come on
01:04:04Let's all go out and spend some of it
01:04:05Him that spends what isn't his
01:04:08And gives it back or goes to
01:04:09Miss Bill!
01:04:12Is that a way to treat money?
01:04:19Ah!
01:04:20Even if it was yours, you couldn't spend it
01:04:22Not this money
01:04:23It is mine
01:04:24And why can't I?
01:04:25Because it's counterfeit
01:04:26What?
01:04:27Counterfeit
01:04:28Phony
01:04:28Oh, baby
01:04:29These are as phony as mother's false teeth
01:04:31I mean, anybody's mother's false teeth
01:04:34Look
01:04:35Look at that smudge on Lincoln's beard
01:04:37Look at that 20
01:04:38Notice anything odd about Andrew Jackson?
01:04:40Look carefully
01:04:41At his nose
01:04:43It's running
01:04:46And don't you say so
01:04:48He's got a cold
01:04:49Oh, I don't get it
01:04:51Why would the man give it to me if it's no good?
01:04:54Why would any eccentric, rich, millionaire
01:04:57Deliberately fool
01:04:58A trusting, unsuspecting girl
01:04:59He doesn't even know
01:05:00That's what makes him eccentric
01:05:02Bring him in
01:05:05This is my wife
01:05:07Yeah
01:05:08Darling, tell him
01:05:10Oh, yes, I'm his wife
01:05:11Congratulations
01:05:12No, I mean about this money
01:05:14Oh
01:05:14A man gave it to me
01:05:17What man?
01:05:19A man I never set eyes on before
01:05:21My husband says it's all counterfeit
01:05:24I can see it's phony, lady
01:05:26Any idiot
01:05:28Even a blind one could tell
01:05:29Now look, old Danny
01:05:31We specialize in murder here
01:05:33Homicide and all like that
01:05:35Why don't you take this to the proper authorities?
01:05:38Because I'm convinced this has some connection with these murders
01:05:40And so has the dog
01:05:42Oh, no
01:05:42Dog, what dog?
01:05:43Archie, I wouldn't put anything past that dog
01:05:45What in the world are you talking about?
01:05:47Will you kindly shut up and not interrupt?
01:05:49And I'll tell you
01:05:50I will not shut up
01:05:50And you keep still when I'm interrupting
01:05:52Can you tell me what he's raving about?
01:05:54I wouldn't presume
01:05:55Well, can anyone?
01:05:57Just how could my little dog
01:05:58Know anything about this counterfeit money?
01:06:00Will you please let me explain?
01:06:03Go ahead
01:06:03Explain
01:06:04I'm listening
01:06:05Well, it all began when I...
01:06:09Hey
01:06:09Go ahead
01:06:12Go on
01:06:13Go ahead
01:06:14We brought him the money
01:06:17Let's go home, doctor
01:06:17Oh, Mrs. O'Denny
01:06:18Are you under the impression
01:06:21That your husband purchased that dog for you
01:06:23As an anniversary present?
01:06:25Of course I am
01:06:26Certainly he did
01:06:27Darling, let's go
01:06:28According to your husband's testimony
01:06:31He did no such thing
01:06:32He says
01:06:34Your husband says
01:06:35That he, the dog
01:06:36Followed him, your husband, home
01:06:39He, the dog
01:06:40Was lost or something
01:06:42He forgot it was your anniversary
01:06:44Your husband forgot
01:06:46Not the dog
01:06:48Never
01:06:49I never forgot
01:06:50What's he talking about?
01:06:52Bill, is this true?
01:06:55But I didn't forget
01:06:58Look, I tried to tell you last night
01:07:00That I...
01:07:00But the anniversary card
01:07:02Was in Archie's mouth
01:07:03And it said
01:07:04Happy anniversary, darling
01:07:06And it was in Archie's hand
01:07:07It was in your handwriting
01:07:09Archie picked it up
01:07:11After I wrote it
01:07:12To put it in the box
01:07:12With the nightgown I bought
01:07:13Nightgown?
01:07:15What nightgown?
01:07:16For you
01:07:16I bought it for you
01:07:17You didn't buy me any nightgown?
01:07:19Sure I did
01:07:20As I started to
01:07:21Then Archie broke the showcase
01:07:23In the store
01:07:24I met out the card
01:07:25You've been acting very strange lately
01:07:26I'll take him home now
01:07:28Do that lady
01:07:29And keep him there
01:07:30Why'd that man give her the money?
01:07:33Why'd he pick her
01:07:34To serve a briefcase for her
01:07:35If it wasn't because
01:07:36She was with that dog?
01:07:37Why was Jonas killed?
01:07:39That nice...
01:07:39That Mr. Gilly, too
01:07:41What about those other two men
01:07:42Murdered in that hotel?
01:07:43Why?
01:07:43On account of that dog
01:07:44I tell you
01:07:45That dog knows plenty
01:07:46Oh, my nonsense
01:07:48Now Archie's a murderer
01:07:49Honey, calm yourself
01:07:50We'll go home now
01:07:52Can I have Archie, too, please?
01:07:53He's got him
01:07:55He's lost
01:07:56Lost?
01:07:57He ran away
01:07:58Archie, he never
01:07:59I tell you he did
01:08:00Why would he
01:08:01When he adores that?
01:08:02He ran away
01:08:02And we're lucky he's gone
01:08:03You've done something to him
01:08:05Oh, don't you understand
01:08:06That dog's responsible
01:08:07You'll get him back
01:08:08I'll get you another dog
01:08:09Archie
01:08:11Or else
01:08:13Copper
01:08:17I'll get you a bigger one
01:08:20I want Archie
01:08:21And I'll come back to you
01:08:23Get him
01:08:28Nighty night
01:08:31Well, you finally learned
01:08:37How to handle him
01:08:38My own wife
01:08:41My own flesh and blood
01:08:44Shut up
01:08:55You mutt
01:08:56Oh, no
01:09:10Miss Catherine Denny live here
01:09:12No, they move
01:09:13I seen her ad
01:09:13It sounded like this
01:09:14Here's her dog
01:09:15Some guy boarded it with me
01:09:16A shifty-looking character he was
01:09:18I
01:09:18Say
01:09:20Ain't you him?
01:09:22No
01:09:22Sure you're him
01:09:24I don't get it
01:09:26Archie
01:09:29That's all
01:09:30It's just the same
01:09:31Give me a minute, mister
01:09:32You trying to get me out
01:09:33Of my reward
01:09:34I'm sorry
01:09:35Six bucks
01:09:39That's a reward
01:09:40What about his cage and board?
01:09:43I stuffed him
01:09:43And warmed him
01:09:44And he bit me
01:09:45Tell me a bill
01:09:46May I check
01:09:47Hey, lady
01:09:47What's this guy
01:09:48Pull
01:09:48Oh
01:09:49Yes
01:09:52Twenty bucks
01:09:56Thank you
01:09:58Hey
01:10:01No news
01:10:03It's a phony
01:10:04More like it
01:10:11Good night
01:10:12Darling, darling
01:10:24Huh?
01:10:29Oh, you big mallet head, you
01:10:32Oh
01:10:35I couldn't take another night of money snoring
01:10:39Reward
01:10:51That man
01:10:52Just now
01:10:52They him
01:10:53He said you advertised
01:10:54So?
01:10:55I'll cancel the ad
01:10:56In a little while
01:10:57Oh, come on, darling
01:10:59Mother will be away for hours
01:11:00Dianetics tonight
01:11:02We've got the whole house
01:11:03All to ourselves
01:11:04Stop
01:11:07What's with you?
01:11:09Some lover
01:11:10Look, Katie
01:11:11Let's go for a walk or something
01:11:12It's a wonderful night
01:11:13A big moon, stars
01:11:14It's raining now
01:11:16Oh
01:11:16Well, let's go to the movies
01:11:17It's a terrific picture
01:11:18You want to go to a movie now?
01:11:20Sure, why not?
01:11:21Bill, Danny
01:11:22What are you doing?
01:11:23I've got my nightgown on
01:11:25It's adorable
01:11:26What's the matter with you?
01:11:28Oh
01:11:28Company
01:11:29Is this hot?
01:11:36Yeah
01:11:37Okay, lady
01:11:40Leave us have it
01:11:41What do you want?
01:11:42Fix that
01:11:43Who are you?
01:11:44Never mind
01:11:45That's the man who gave me the money
01:11:46Yeah
01:11:47Sit down
01:11:47Huh?
01:11:50You heard me
01:11:51Sit down
01:11:53If you don't mind
01:11:55Mom, stay here
01:11:56This is our house
01:11:57Shut up, lady
01:11:58Shut up
01:11:59And go get it
01:12:01Yes, darling
01:12:01Shut up
01:12:02Are you going to just sit here
01:12:04And let these two
01:12:06I don't know what
01:12:06Treat us like this
01:12:07In our own house?
01:12:08Yes, darling
01:12:09I'm going to just sit right here
01:12:10Very quietly
01:12:11He's smart, lady
01:12:13Be like him
01:12:14He's a coward
01:12:15Yes, sir
01:12:16I certainly am
01:12:17I always take ether
01:12:18To get my hair cut
01:12:19You say
01:12:22Are you going to have this
01:12:23Yes, dear
01:12:24Get it, lady
01:12:25Get it to us quick
01:12:26Then we brought it to the police
01:12:27Police
01:12:28Yes, please
01:12:29And even if we can
01:12:30Stop horsing around
01:12:31I ain't got no time
01:12:32For no gas
01:12:33Hey, it's me
01:12:38You dumb mother
01:12:38It's me
01:12:39Wait
01:12:39Hey
01:12:40Get her, Archie
01:12:41Get her
01:12:42Hey, tax
01:12:43Get her off
01:12:44Come on
01:12:44I think that's all
01:12:47In the house, Dale
01:12:49You killed Archie
01:12:55My Archie
01:12:56Now go get it
01:12:59I tell you
01:13:00We brought the money
01:13:01To the police
01:13:02A hundred G's
01:13:03You mean
01:13:04You give the cops
01:13:05A hundred G's
01:13:06Yes
01:13:07And it was no good
01:13:09Any idiot
01:13:10Even a blind one
01:13:11Could tell that money
01:13:12Was phony
01:13:13Phony
01:13:14You mean
01:13:15I passed
01:13:16A hundred G's
01:13:17And the queer
01:13:17No, no
01:13:18She's stalling
01:13:19Next to the dangerous
01:13:20Oh, yes
01:13:20You ask Mr. O'Brien
01:13:22He's in the homicide department
01:13:23Where they have murdered and things
01:13:24The money bank
01:13:25Well, I got
01:13:26That's my signing
01:13:27I think I'm 99 years
01:13:32In a deep freeze
01:13:33Maybe life
01:13:35I should live so long
01:13:36No, don't be a joke
01:13:37Max
01:13:38It's safe
01:13:39The money's safe
01:13:39I figured that we could have
01:13:40The money
01:13:41And the stuff too
01:13:42That's neat, huh
01:13:43Ha
01:13:43You don't
01:13:45You don't think
01:13:46That I would
01:13:47Double cross a pal
01:13:48Do you, Max
01:13:49Yeah
01:13:49Katie
01:14:01Oh, my Katie
01:14:03Oh, my Katie
01:14:06Two more
01:14:11Yes
01:14:12Not counting my wife
01:14:14And Archie
01:14:15You know
01:14:17The dog
01:14:18You mean to say you
01:14:19Be right over
01:14:21Go
01:14:22My
01:14:44They're fast
01:14:48Good evening, sir
01:14:49Mrs. Catherine Denny at home
01:14:50You're not the police
01:14:52This advertisement
01:14:53For a lost dog
01:14:54Oh
01:14:55There he is
01:14:57You can take him
01:14:58Welcome
01:14:58Oh, a party, huh
01:15:01Strangers to me
01:15:03They shot each other
01:15:05That's my wife
01:15:07I have the cops
01:15:10Where's that money?
01:15:11Them guys must have had it on
01:15:13That hurt
01:15:13Quickly, quickly
01:15:14The money, please
01:15:15Come on, come on
01:15:15We can't wait all night
01:15:16Don't
01:15:17Get me out of here
01:15:23Quick enough
01:15:24And funny
01:15:25The fire escape
01:15:27Open your mouth
01:15:33And you're dead
01:15:34The other one
01:15:36I'll be covering you
01:15:44From our
01:15:44I'll be covering you from our
01:15:44Now
01:15:45Oh, Rappaport, look around upstairs
01:16:04Who are they?
01:16:05Well, a nice assortment.
01:16:08Never mind her.
01:16:10Hey, O'Denny.
01:16:11O'Denny.
01:16:12You know who you got here?
01:16:15Don't tell me.
01:16:16There's a fortune in rewards.
01:16:17About five grand a piece.
01:16:19You'll find five more grand out that window.
01:16:28It's moving.
01:16:30Bring them out.
01:16:31Help me sort these.
01:16:34Peek the pusher.
01:16:36You got Max the umbrella, short weight Bert,
01:16:38and now peek the pusher no less.
01:16:40It's a clean up.
01:16:41How did you do it?
01:16:51Oh, Katie.
01:16:53Oh, my Katie.
01:16:56Oh.
01:17:01Ah!
01:17:03I knew it.
01:17:11He's murdered her.
01:17:13If I told her once, I could go.
01:17:16Mr. Denny finally rounded up the entire gang.
01:17:23Furthermore, as a result of the daring, unarmed, and single-handed capture by the fearless Mr. O'Denny,
01:17:27The gang of counterfeiters are also apprehended.
01:17:30The gang of counterfeiters are also apprehended.
01:17:31Numerous rewards have been posted for the afternoon.
01:17:34We've heard it all nine times.
01:17:36Oh.
01:17:37And do we get a reward for the counterfeiters, too?
01:17:39Sure.
01:17:39Oh, boy.
01:17:43Am I going to pay an income tax this year?
01:17:46Oh, well.
01:17:48These two are the ones that put me in a higher bracket.
01:17:51Okay.
01:17:51Eat your chops, you'll hero you.
01:17:54What chops?
01:17:55Oh, you've eaten them already.
01:18:00I didn't even see them.
01:18:01Well, certainly you did.
01:18:02Two lye lye of chops.
01:18:04Now eat your vegetables.
01:18:05What are you talking?
01:18:15Oh, isn't that cute?
01:18:17Oh.
01:18:17Oh, never mind, dear.
01:18:19I've got a lovely steak for Archie in the icebox.
01:18:22I'll fix it for you.
01:18:23What?
01:18:23It'll only take a minute.
01:18:25Ouch.
01:18:26Oh, no, you...
01:18:28Shh.
01:18:31Ow!
01:18:32Ow!
01:18:33Ow!
01:18:33Ow!
01:18:33Ow!
01:18:34Ow!
01:18:34Ow!
01:18:34Ow!
01:18:34Ow!
01:18:34Ow!
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01:18:35Ow!
01:18:35Ow!
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01:18:45Ow!
01:18:46Ow!
01:18:46Ow!
01:18:47Ow!
01:18:47And build it, Archie!
01:18:54And why shouldn't he?
01:18:57In his own house?
01:18:58Ow!
01:18:58Ow!
01:18:59Ow!
01:18:59Ow!
01:18:59Ow!
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01:19:42Don't you see, if you behave yourself, then you can come down off the shelf and do your
01:19:50misbehaving with me.
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