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Prison Mischief and Mayhem – Classic Comedy Film is a hilarious journey inside a chaotic prison where trouble follows at every turn. Packed with slapstick humor, clever antics, and unforgettable moments, this classic comedy delivers nonstop laughter as the characters find themselves in one ridiculous situation after another. A timeless piece of vintage cinema that captures the charm and energy of early Hollywood comedy.
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00:01:24This is the place I was telling you about.
00:01:32Twelve pounds of sugar.
00:01:36Three cans of malt.
00:01:39Twelve cakes of yeast.
00:01:44What did you say?
00:01:46Twelve cakes of yeast.
00:01:57When are you going to get that tooth fixed?
00:02:01Every time you speak, you make a funny noise.
00:02:05It sounds like a pipe organ.
00:02:08One dozen packages of hops and three crocs.
00:02:14Now, let's see.
00:02:16See, close, close, seven.
00:02:18Six, seven, carry two.
00:02:21Now, for eight dollars and six cents, we can make 15 gallons.
00:02:26But we can't drink 15 gallons.
00:02:39What we can't drink, we can sell.
00:02:45Come on.
00:02:46Come on.
00:02:46Come on.
00:02:46Come on.
00:02:49Come on.
00:03:02Come on.
00:03:04Now, let's go.
00:03:07Come on.
00:03:15Hello, Warrens.
00:03:17Hello, John.
00:03:18How's everything?
00:03:19Pretty busy.
00:03:21Got a couple fish for you.
00:03:22Oh.
00:03:23So long.
00:03:24See you later.
00:03:26Come on, George.
00:03:33Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.
00:03:40What do you mean I got you into?
00:03:45Well, you sold that policeman that bottle of beer, didn't you?
00:03:51I didn't know he was a policeman.
00:03:55I thought he was a streetcar conductor.
00:04:05Hey, come over here.
00:04:17What's your name?
00:04:20Stanley Laurel.
00:04:22Say sir when you're addressing me.
00:04:25Now, what's your name?
00:04:27Sir Stanley Laurel.
00:04:34He can't help that, sir.
00:04:36It's a loose tooth, sir.
00:04:40Yeah?
00:04:41Well, we'll be seeing to that.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:46Oliver Norville Hardy, sir.
00:04:59Hmm.
00:05:01A couple of beer barons, eh?
00:05:05All right, Shields.
00:05:06Frescom.
00:05:09I don't know.
00:05:10Good point.
00:05:15Good point.
00:05:36I'm sorry.
00:05:50Okay.
00:06:06All right, get in the works.
00:06:10Come on.
00:06:34Come on.
00:06:35Come on, let's go.
00:06:43Smile.
00:06:48Next.
00:07:05Smile.
00:07:17All right.
00:07:19All right.
00:07:21Come on.
00:07:28If they turn out good, can I have one?
00:07:32Come on, get out of here.
00:07:50Come on.
00:07:55Hey, you.
00:07:58Fall in.
00:08:22Come on, get out of here.
00:08:45Let's go.
00:08:58The new men are here, sir.
00:09:07My, my.
00:09:10And still they come.
00:09:15Let us begin with a perfect understanding.
00:09:20I am just as sorry to see you here as you are to be here.
00:09:25Keep one thing in mind.
00:09:28It all depends on you yourselves just how you are going to fare during your stay here.
00:09:35Never forget that this is a prison.
00:09:38And in a prison, all rules must be obeyed.
00:09:44Discipline is the one thing that must be observed.
00:09:49If you are good prisoners, everything will be okay.
00:09:55If you are not, if you break the rules, then it will be just plain hell on earth.
00:10:06Do you understand?
00:10:08Yes, sir.
00:10:16It was his job, you!
00:10:18Put them in cell 14!
00:10:21But not in with the tiger, sir.
00:10:23Put them in cell 14!
00:10:25Yes, sir.
00:10:25Get them out of here before I lose my temper.
00:10:28I hear you.
00:10:29Talking to the warden like that.
00:10:31Fine piece of business.
00:10:35Convicts.
00:10:36Strucking to the warden.
00:10:37Why, I'll take those men and I'll break them.
00:10:40I'll put them in cell 14.
00:10:42I don't care who's in there.
00:10:44But I'll do then.
00:10:54Upstairs.
00:10:59Come on, kid.
00:11:00Quiet, everybody!
00:11:07This way.
00:11:10Right out there, buddy.
00:11:11Shut up!
00:11:13Come on, kid.
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Amos and Andy.
00:11:35Hello, squirt.
00:11:39Hello.
00:11:50All right, inside.
00:11:53Come on, inside.
00:12:27I said hello, squirt.
00:12:36Hello.
00:12:42I'm sorry, sir, but that was his, you see.
00:12:44Shut up!
00:12:48What are you doing there?
00:12:51Keep off of my hair.
00:12:53Pardon me.
00:12:54I'm a stranger here.
00:12:57Put her there.
00:13:05You're the first guy that ever had the nerve to raspberry the tiger.
00:13:12I like a guy that does that.
00:13:14Shut up.
00:13:19What are you in for?
00:13:23We're a couple of beer barons.
00:13:47You and me are going to be good pals.
00:13:54You and me are going to be good pals.
00:13:55Hey.
00:13:57I heard you the first time.
00:14:00Now, don't take advantage of my good humor.
00:14:04Whatever you do!
00:14:06Hey!
00:14:08What's going on in there?
00:14:10Hey?
00:14:12It's the fish.
00:14:15Just a little nervous, I guess.
00:14:19One more peep and I'll throw you in the hole.
00:14:23Turn in there.
00:14:24Go to bed.
00:14:26Okay.
00:14:32Hey, pipe down here.
00:14:34Pipe down.
00:14:49Hey!
00:15:04Hey, pipe down here.
00:15:04Hey, pipe down here again.
00:15:09We'll catch the ball!
00:15:09Hey!
00:15:10Hey!
00:15:11Hey!
00:15:11Hey!
00:15:12Hey!
00:15:13Hey!
00:15:15Hey!
00:15:17Hey!
00:18:15Good morning, pupils.
00:18:16Good morning, teacher.
00:18:26Good morning to you.
00:18:29Good morning to you.
00:18:30Good morning, dear teacher.
00:18:33Good morning to you.
00:18:38Very, very good.
00:18:40Now, once more.
00:18:43Good morning to you.
00:18:46Good morning to you.
00:18:48Good morning to you.
00:18:49Good morning to you.
00:18:49Good morning, dear family.
00:18:50Good morning to you.
00:18:55Inasmuch as you are new pupils, I'll excuse that.
00:18:59Good morning.
00:19:00Good night.
00:19:24Good morning to you, dear school.
00:19:43Ah-hah!
00:19:50Ah-hah!
00:20:01Sit down!
00:20:10Good morning to you. Good mo...
00:20:21Uh, we will now have the roll call.
00:20:28Uh, those that are here will answer present,
00:20:36and those that are not here will say absent.
00:20:48Well, we shall now have an intelligence test.
00:20:52Who was Columbus?
00:20:54The mayor of Ohio.
00:21:01What did he do?
00:21:02He died.
00:21:04Why, of course he died.
00:21:06Who killed him?
00:21:08Cork Robin.
00:21:10Who said that?
00:21:12I did.
00:21:16Correct.
00:21:30What is a blizzard?
00:21:36A blizzard?
00:21:41A blizzard is the inside of a buzzard.
00:21:46Hmm.
00:21:47Fresh, huh?
00:21:51How many times do three go into nine?
00:22:01Three times.
00:22:03Correct.
00:22:04Correct.
00:22:05And two left over.
00:22:10What are you laughing at?
00:22:12There's only one left over.
00:22:17Listen.
00:22:18You spell needle!
00:22:26N-E-I-D-L-E.
00:22:33There is no I in needles.
00:22:37Then it's a rotten needle.
00:22:48Who did that?
00:22:51If I find out who did it, they'll stand in the corner.
00:22:57Now!
00:22:59What is a comet?
00:23:00What?
00:23:02You!
00:23:03Comet.
00:23:05A comet is a star with a tail on it.
00:23:08Right!
00:23:11Hmm.
00:23:12Name one.
00:23:15Rent in ten.
00:23:19Boom!
00:23:20No!
00:23:23Just for that, you'll stay after school.
00:23:29Now, let me hear what I thought you'd get, sir.
00:23:31Go!
00:23:33Two.
00:23:33Two.
00:23:35Four.
00:23:35Three.
00:23:38Four.
00:23:38Four.
00:23:39Eight.
00:23:40Five.
00:23:40Five.
00:23:41Ten.
00:23:42Six.
00:23:43Six.
00:23:43Twelve.
00:23:44Seven.
00:23:45Seven.
00:23:46Fourteen.
00:23:47Fourteen.
00:23:48Fourteen.
00:23:49Fourteen.
00:23:49Nineteen.
00:23:50Nineteen.
00:23:51Nineteen.
00:23:52Nineteen.
00:23:52Nineteen.
00:23:52Nineteen.
00:23:52Nineteen.
00:23:53Nineteen.
00:23:53Nineteen.
00:23:54Nineteen.
00:23:54Nineteen.
00:23:55Nineteen.
00:23:55Nineteen.
00:23:55Nineteen.
00:23:58Nineteen.
00:24:00Nineteen.
00:24:02Nineteen.
00:24:05Nineteen.
00:24:12Nineteen.
00:24:28All right, inside.
00:24:37Not you.
00:24:51This is yours, sweet.
00:24:59Have you got the time?
00:25:14All in.
00:25:15What?
00:25:17I wonder how long we're going to be in here.
00:25:21Oh, about two months, I guess.
00:25:23Gee, that's a month of peace.
00:25:27A month of peace.
00:25:30You can take it from me. When I get out of here, I'm going back on the farm.
00:25:35Boy, there's a light.
00:25:37I can see it now.
00:25:41Rows and rows of sweet corn swaying in the breezes.
00:25:46Honeybees buzzing in the cloak.
00:25:48And the smell of new mown hay in the air.
00:25:52Holly.
00:25:53What?
00:25:53Did you say you can see all that?
00:25:56Why, certainly.
00:25:58That's funny. I can't see a thing. It's dark in here.
00:26:03Haven't you got any imagination?
00:26:06Can't you imagine us growing strawberries and raspberries?
00:26:10Oh, I don't like raspberries.
00:26:12Well, we'll grow watermelons.
00:26:14Sun-kissed watermelons.
00:26:16While we'll plant acres and acres of watermelons.
00:26:20While we'll have more than we can eat.
00:26:22Yeah, and what we can't eat, we can sell.
00:26:25No.
00:26:28Well, just for that, I won't take you with me.
00:26:32Oh, don't we be all alone.
00:26:35Shut up! I'm going to sleep, you guys.
00:26:47Hey, fellas. This looks like our big day.
00:26:50Ah, what's the use?
00:26:52Double the guards on the gates. We'll never get through.
00:26:54Well, it's now or never.
00:26:56If we don't take a chance now, how are we going to find out?
00:26:59Look. They're opening the gates.
00:27:02Gee, now's our chance.
00:27:08Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
00:27:10I got an idea.
00:27:13I'll find out what's outside of them gates.
00:27:17Hey!
00:27:19Hello, pal.
00:27:20Hey, pal.
00:27:21Hello, pal.
00:27:22How are you?
00:27:23Hello, buddy.
00:27:24Hello, pal.
00:27:25Come over here.
00:27:26Hello, buddy.
00:27:27Well, well, well.
00:27:29Where have you guys been?
00:27:31We've been down in the hole.
00:27:33Stultry confinement.
00:27:35Yeah?
00:27:36All right.
00:27:41Well, what's wrong, man?
00:27:42Out with us.
00:27:43It's a tiger.
00:27:44They've made a clean break.
00:27:45They've got those two new fish with them.
00:27:47They have a running star harvest.
00:27:48Call out every available man.
00:27:50Scull every inch of ground.
00:27:51North, south, east, and west.
00:27:52Call out every police station within a radius of 50 miles.
00:27:55Get in touch with the sheriff's office and...
00:27:57No matter what news.
00:27:57Well, we captured the tag of the gang.
00:27:59They didn't get a mile away.
00:28:00We caught them down the old stone quarry and took them without a shot.
00:28:03But...
00:28:04What?
00:28:04Well, it's those two new fish.
00:28:06They got away.
00:28:06Not a sign of them.
00:28:07Finally disappeared as if the earth had completely swallowed them.
00:28:10Well, don't worry about those two babes in the woods.
00:28:13Use the bloodhounds.
00:28:15Those hounds never fail.
00:28:17But they'll trail them so straight that they'll be a cinch.
00:28:19Those hounds are ferocious.
00:28:21They're killers.
00:28:23I'd like to see their faces when they hear those hounds.
00:28:26Now, hop to it.
00:28:27Yes, sir.
00:28:27Yes, sir.
00:28:29Yes, sir.
00:28:29Oh, Ohhh.
00:28:42Yes, sir...
00:28:47Walt Disney Hospital.
00:28:54Maybe
00:28:55People are guerra.
00:28:57Years.
00:28:58Yes, sir.
00:28:59Of Belinda.
00:28:59Cause the Savior is a-coming, my mind.
00:29:02Keep her head and hang along like a boy in若e,
00:29:07Cause the Savior is a-coming, my mind.
00:29:10Oh, hear the Lord, as the Lord and me.
00:29:15Cause the Savior is a-coming, my mind.
00:29:18Oh, hear the Lord, as the Lord and me.
00:29:22Cause the Savior is a-coming, my mind.
00:29:26Oh, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a
00:29:30time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a
00:29:38time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a
00:29:39time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a
00:29:40time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a
00:29:40time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a
00:29:42time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a time, a
00:29:43time, a time, a time, a time, a time
00:30:04All of the day!
00:31:08They'll never recognize us in a hundred years.
00:31:11For once in your life, you've hit up on a good idea.
00:31:15A practical idea.
00:31:17Say, what about the tooth, the buzzer?
00:31:20Oh, I fixed that tooth.
00:31:21It's you. I vulcanized it.
00:31:23You what?
00:31:24I vulcanized it.
00:31:26I put some chewing gum in there and it don't buzz anymore.
00:31:30You're actually using your brain.
00:31:33That's what comes from associating with me.
00:31:37What do you mean, associating?
00:31:39Tut, tut, tut, tut, tut.
00:31:43Tut, tut, tut, tut.
00:31:45Come on here. You're always dragging behind.
00:31:49Come here.
00:31:51Now, come on, let's go.
00:31:55Come on here now. Let's go.
00:31:56Come on. That's the way.
00:31:58Come on.
00:32:06Swing along, children, swing along today.
00:32:08Lift your hair and you ease my eye.
00:32:11Swing along, children, make it go away.
00:32:14Sun's a red as a rose in the sky.
00:32:16Come along, Bradley.
00:32:18Come along, Sue.
00:32:19White folks watching and see what you do.
00:32:21White folks, girls, when you're walking through my room.
00:32:25Oh, swing along, children, swing along.
00:32:35Well, I'll swing along, yes, swing along.
00:32:40And lift your hair and the pie.
00:32:43Lift your hair and the hair and the teeth from your eyes.
00:32:48But swing along, from the middle of the night.
00:32:53Lift your hair and the ear and the hair and the hair and the hair and the hair and the
00:32:58hair and the hair.
00:32:58Swing along, children, swing along, play.
00:33:01Swing along, children, take a boy to wait.
00:33:09Swing along, yes, swing along, yes, swing along, let's sing a lonely day.
00:33:23I'm going to name this one, Oliver.
00:33:30Sing it, boy.
00:33:31I'm going to ride that train, I mean that southbound passenger train.
00:33:36I'm going to buy me a ticket just as long as I'm on.
00:33:38I'm going to ride that train, babe, all night long.
00:33:41I'm going to ride that train, I mean that southbound passenger train.
00:33:45She go to, to ride the train, all aboard for Birmingham.
00:33:50I got a letter from a jazz band, in Birmingham.
00:33:53I got a letter from a jazz band, in Birmingham.
00:33:57But she dress so neat, and she looks so sweet.
00:33:59And when she walks, she'll take you off of your feet.
00:34:02She is a foreigner, red hot from Birmingham.
00:34:06That southern jack, I mean that great big southern jack.
00:34:10Well, the first thing you do is stick your shovel in your coat.
00:34:12Put your head out to wind and watch the drivers roll.
00:34:14That southern jack, I mean that great big southern jack.
00:34:23Wood, wood, wood, wood, wood, all aboard for Birmingham.
00:34:47$1, to $30, to $20, to $2.
00:34:51slang
00:34:56터arla, $0.
00:34:57Lazy moon, come out soon, make my poor heart be warmer, light the way bright as day for
00:35:18my sweet little charmer. Now she's to meet me in the lane tonight, if the sky is bright
00:35:33and clear. Oh, moon, don't keep me waiting here tonight, watching and awaiting.
00:35:48Heart a-palpitating, longing for my little lady love.
00:36:03Lazy moon, lazy moon, why don't you show your face upon the hill?
00:36:17Lazy moon, come out soon, you can make me happy if you will.
00:36:30Now when my lady sees your face a-peeping, a-peeping, then I know a promise she'll be keeping.
00:36:43Tell me, what's the matter? Are you sleeping? Lazy moon.
00:37:08Lazy moon, lazy moon, why don't you show your face upon the hill? Lazy moon, come out soon,
00:37:21you can make me happy if you will. Lazy moon, come out soon, you can make me happy if you
00:37:24will.
00:37:25Now when my lady sees your face a-peeping, then I know a promise she'll be keeping.
00:37:34Tell me, what's the matter? Are you sleeping? Lazy moon, come out soon, you can make me happy if you
00:37:49will.
00:38:18Lazy moon, come out soon, you can make me happy if you will.
00:38:22Lazy moon!
00:38:23Lazy moon, come out soon, you can make me happy if you have a little bit of a fool ground
00:38:28in the chi.
00:38:29Lazy moon, come out soon, you can make me happy if you will.
00:38:33Lazy moon, come out soon, you can make me happy if you will.
00:38:53Well, now what's the matter?
00:38:55Why, Father, I don't know.
00:38:57Of course, this would have to happen just when I'm due back at the prison at noon.
00:39:04Well, I'll see if I can locate the trouble.
00:39:11Do you know anything about an automobile?
00:39:13Yes, ma'am.
00:39:14I wonder if you'd give us a hand.
00:39:16Well, we'd be very glad to.
00:39:25Something went wrong with the car.
00:39:27Have you got any tools, lady?
00:39:29Yes, they're under the back seat.
00:39:34Just a minute.
00:39:37Ow!
00:39:39What's going on here?
00:39:42Oh, Daddy, I'm so sorry.
00:39:46These two men are going to help us with the car.
00:39:48Oh.
00:39:53All right.
00:39:54I'll keep my head out of the way next time.
00:39:57Move!
00:40:00He doesn't know us.
00:40:02Uh, now let's see, uh, the carburetor now, uh, no, must be the generator.
00:40:11No, it can't.
00:40:11Uh, the spark plug now, let's see.
00:40:14Let's see.
00:40:15Oh!
00:40:16Get your hands off of it!
00:40:19Get under the car and see if this works!
00:40:38I'll do it.
00:41:00Why don't you look out, Bill?
00:41:04Why, Dad.
00:41:08You're out of gear.
00:41:11Well, no wonder it wouldn't run.
00:41:14Hey, Oliver, uh, Sanbo.
00:41:19They're out of gas.
00:41:52Come on, Mr.
00:41:53Well, there we are.
00:41:57Now...
00:42:05Oh, thank you, boys.
00:42:06Here's my card.
00:42:08Any time you're up...
00:42:09If you're on my way, drop in.
00:42:12You can work for me any time.
00:42:27Goodbye, boys.
00:42:29Goodbye.
00:42:30Goodbye.
00:42:44Goodbye.
00:43:24Goodbye.
00:43:26Goodbye.
00:43:28Goodbye.
00:43:28Let's walk around and see if we know anybody.
00:43:31I was born in Michigan.
00:43:34And I wish and wish again that I was back
00:43:41In the town where I was born
00:43:49There's a farm in Michigan
00:43:53And I'd like to fish again
00:43:57In the river that flows beside
00:44:02The fields of waving corn
00:44:06A lonesome soul am I
00:44:11And here's the reason why
00:44:19I want to go back, I want to go back
00:44:23I want to go back to the farm
00:44:27Far away from harm
00:44:32With a milk pail on my arm
00:44:36There's a farm in Michigan
00:44:39And I'd like to fish again
00:44:44In the river that flows beside
00:44:49The fields of waving corn
00:44:52A lonesome soul am I
00:44:58And here's the reason why
00:45:04I want to go back, I want to go back
00:45:10I want to go back to the farm
00:45:15Far away from harm
00:45:19With a milk pail on my arm
00:45:23I miss the rooster
00:45:25The one that used to
00:45:27Wake me up at 4 a.m.
00:45:324 a.m.
00:45:33I think your great big city's very pretty
00:45:39Nevertheless, I want to be there
00:45:42I want to see there
00:45:44A certain someone full of charm
00:45:48She's charming
00:45:49That's why I wish again
00:45:51That I was in Michigan
00:45:53Down on the farm
00:45:58Down on the farm
00:46:06Down on the farm
00:46:13That's the light
00:46:15That was fine, boys
00:46:17It sure was
00:46:22What did you say?
00:46:24That's a loose toothster that does that
00:46:26Oh, it is
00:46:29That should be attended to
00:46:30Yes, sir
00:46:31As soon as I get out
00:46:32I'm going to have it fixed
00:46:35Do you know that song about
00:46:36The Yanks are coming?
00:46:39Come on
00:46:40We're going to yank that too
00:46:46Come on
00:46:50Come on
00:46:55All right, I'll take you now
00:47:02Come on
00:47:07Get another costume, boy, Ed
00:47:09Take him up
00:47:10Okay
00:47:13Hey, Rosebud
00:47:15Sit down
00:47:44No!
00:47:45No!
00:47:53I sneaked in
00:47:57Ollie
00:47:58What?
00:47:59I'm scared
00:48:00Why, there's nothing to be afraid of
00:48:02I'll stay right with you
00:48:14Come on
00:48:15Come on
00:48:15Come on, you're next
00:48:15No, no, no, no, no
00:48:17Come on
00:48:18Come on
00:48:19Come on
00:48:21You won't hurt me
00:48:23Will you, Doctor?
00:48:23Come on
00:48:40Don't think about it
00:49:04All right, Rosebud
00:49:09Not him.
00:49:11You.
00:49:24Come on, sit down.
00:49:31Do you mind if I have my friend in here with me?
00:49:34Okay.
00:49:41Ah, stop your playing.
00:49:44Which one is it?
00:49:46This one.
00:49:51It hurt?
00:49:52Uh-uh.
00:49:53Then what do you have to pull for?
00:49:55Ah, it's only loose. It buzzes.
00:49:58It buzzes?
00:50:00Yes, sir.
00:50:03Okay, sit down.
00:50:17I'm scared.
00:50:18Well, there's nothing to be afraid of.
00:50:21Sit down.
00:50:22Who ever heard of a dentist hurting you these days?
00:50:26Well, you won't even feel it.
00:50:29You won't feel it, but how about me?
00:50:32How about those other fellas?
00:50:35They were only laughing.
00:50:42You know, there are times when you try my patience.
00:50:45There's nothing to it.
00:50:47It's all in your mind.
00:50:49Now, just sit back and relax.
00:50:52Relax.
00:50:55Why, they could pull every tooth in my head, and I wouldn't even feel it.
00:50:59How about that though?
00:51:04Hold your teeth.
00:51:06Hey, boy.
00:51:06Go, go, go, go.
00:51:12How about that?
00:51:23Oh, ah.
00:51:38Why didn't you tell him?
00:51:42I thought you were laughing.
00:51:48Say, what are you beeping about?
00:51:50Didn't I get the right tooth?
00:51:52You got the right tooth, but the wrong man.
00:51:57Oh, I beg your pardon.
00:51:59Oh, I beg your pardon.
00:52:01Stay steady.
00:52:02Oh, don't be.
00:52:03Well, get the right one.
00:52:16See, it didn't hurt a bit, did it?
00:52:22Not a bit.
00:52:25Oh, we got it.
00:52:26Get out of here.
00:52:27Don't let a kid in it.
00:52:37Listen.
00:52:39Everything is OK.
00:52:41Now, don't get nervous when the time comes.
00:52:43Hey, I ain't nervous.
00:52:44I'll go right now.
00:52:46Oh, wait a minute.
00:52:47Back your dumbbell.
00:52:49You want to kill everything?
00:52:50We got it all worked out.
00:52:54Oh, the tiger's plotting again, is he?
00:52:56How did you find it out?
00:52:57We overheard those two new fish talking it over in the yard.
00:53:00We've got them outside now.
00:53:02Do you want to see them?
00:53:02No, I haven't time to bother with them.
00:53:05Oh, the tiger and his gang are at it again, eh?
00:53:10I have no time to question those two fish now.
00:53:13I'll tell you what you do.
00:53:16Double the guard on the front gate.
00:53:18Put more men on the walls.
00:53:20Throw a guard around the arsenal.
00:53:23Telephone the governor.
00:53:24We may need the militia.
00:53:25Train your biggest guns on the front gate.
00:53:27That's what we're going to need the most.
00:53:29So they wanted a showdown, did they?
00:53:32They wanted a fight to a finish, did they?
00:53:35Well, by the living Lucifer, they're going to get it!
00:53:40Go on now, hop to it.
00:53:53Hey, what's the big idea?
00:53:57We are just in conference.
00:54:00Well, do your conferring down in the mess hall.
00:54:03Fall in!
00:54:04We are not going to the mess hall.
00:54:07We are not going to eat.
00:54:09You're not going to eat?
00:54:11No, we're on a hunger strike.
00:54:15Emphatically.
00:54:19What?
00:54:19A lot.
00:54:20You're going to pass up that nice big roast turkey.
00:54:26With chestnut dressing.
00:54:30And sweet potatoes southern style.
00:54:35Great big pan of hot biscuit.
00:54:39and strawberry shortcake
00:54:43smothered in whipped cream
00:54:45sprinkled with powdered sugar
00:54:48with a nice big maraschino cherry on the top of it.
00:54:54Of course, followed by a nice big slice
00:54:59of ice-cold watermelon
00:55:02and a big black cigar.
00:55:10Any nuts?
00:55:14All you can eat of them.
00:55:23How about postponing the strike till tomorrow?
00:55:29Well, but not one minute after tomorrow.
00:55:35Come on, follow him!
00:55:39.
00:55:44.
00:55:57.
00:55:58.
00:56:17Find yourself a seat down there.
00:56:56Hey!
00:57:00What about that turkey dinner?
00:57:03Turn around, you!
00:57:24Haven't we had bad luck enough without you spilling the salt?
00:57:29Make a wish and throw some over your left shoulder.
00:58:07Hey, what happened upstairs?
00:58:12You're going to get it.
00:58:14The warden's going to fix you.
00:58:17Huh?
00:58:20And he's set.
00:58:38They squealed on us, those dirty rats.
00:58:41Yeah.
00:58:43But I'll get them.
00:58:44I'll say we'll get them.
00:58:48After dinner, I got you.
00:59:11I've hung them down here.
00:59:35That's it.
00:59:35Put the smelled of the
00:59:35way.
00:59:35Get out.
00:59:35Come on!
00:59:36Get out.
00:59:40Come on, Max.
00:59:41Let's go.
01:00:12Let's go.
01:00:50We are free, and nobody knows where we are.
01:00:54Let's go.
01:01:20Let's go.
01:01:32Let's get in here.
01:01:42Let's go.
01:01:43Let's go.
01:01:46Let's go.
01:01:49Let's go.
01:01:52Let's go.
01:01:53Let's go.
01:01:56Let's go.
01:02:07Let's go.
01:02:08Let's go.
01:02:13Let's go.
01:02:30Let's go.
01:02:31Let's go.
01:02:32Let's go.
01:02:32Let's go.
01:02:55Let's go.
01:03:13Let's go.
01:03:18Let's go.
01:03:19Let's go.
01:03:21Let's go.
01:03:22Let's go.
01:03:23Let's go.
01:03:24We'll come over her!
01:03:27Stacy!
01:03:29Stacy!
01:03:32Wait in there!
01:03:34Oh, my God.
01:04:05Help! Save me!
01:04:12Help! Save me!
01:04:18Help!
01:04:20Help! Fire!
01:04:29Save me!
01:04:31Help!
01:04:37Help!
01:04:44Help!
01:04:45Help! Fire!
01:05:03Help!
01:05:11Help!
01:05:14Help!
01:05:16Help!
01:05:29No!
01:05:30Oh, my God.
01:06:00Oh, my God.
01:06:41Oh, my God.
01:07:02Oh, my God.
01:07:08Oh, fish! Now we can make our getaway through the left wing!
01:07:40Come on! Let's get it!
01:07:46Why don't you be careful?
01:08:29Come on!
01:08:32A dirty double-crosser!
01:08:34Take them all down like one!
01:08:35Come on!
01:09:01My boys, and you are my boys.
01:09:06I hold in my hands the pardons for both of you.
01:09:14This is the state's gesture in showing its appreciation of your bravery.
01:09:20It was the firing of the signal shots in the mess hall that saved us from a disaster of cataclysmic
01:09:28dimension.
01:09:37Thank you, sir.
01:09:38Thank you, sir.
01:09:58We'll start where you left off.
01:10:00Call on me at any time.
01:10:03Thank you, sir.
01:10:04We'll start all over again.
01:10:07We certainly will.
01:10:09Can we take your order for a couple of cases?
01:10:12Please.
01:10:14Why, you can't get into it!
01:10:16Why, you can't get into it!
01:10:16Shit!
01:10:18You are so proud!
01:10:18You are so proud of me.
01:10:18You can't get into that!
01:10:18Why, you can't get into it!
01:10:18Ooh, you can't get into it!
01:10:24I've been there for about two days.
01:10:25I mean, I was there for a couple of days because I was in heaven and I saw you.
01:10:27You are a on the other hand.
01:10:28You're a on the other hand.
01:10:28You
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