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Two Friends and a World of Trouble – Classic Comedy Film is a timeless 1930s comedy that follows two close friends as they stumble into a series of hilarious and unexpected situations. Their journey is filled with chaos, friendship, and classic humor that continues to entertain audiences across generations. With its charming storytelling and unforgettable comedic moments, this vintage film captures the true spirit of early cinema.
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00:00:05The End
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00:01:33Well, it looks like we're in it.
00:01:39Gee, I wish I could go.
00:01:44Go where?
00:01:48Why, to war.
00:01:50Well, why can't you go?
00:01:53Oh, there you are.
00:01:55I knew you'd take that selfish viewpoint.
00:01:58Why, I'd go in a minute if it wasn't for my flat feet.
00:02:02Oh.
00:02:26Well, young fella, how about you and I are out there?
00:02:30Oh, tough luck, old timer.
00:02:32Can't use you.
00:02:45Hey, Jim.
00:02:46There's a couple of good prospects up here.
00:02:54Be nonchalant.
00:03:10Here it comes.
00:03:34Good morning, Captain General.
00:03:36Well, how about it?
00:03:39How about what?
00:03:40You know what I mean.
00:03:41How about getting into one of these uniforms?
00:03:44I'm awfully sorry, but we're incapacitated.
00:03:48Incapacitated?
00:03:49Yes, sir.
00:03:49There's been a lot of it going around lately.
00:03:52Just as I expected.
00:03:54A couple of crummy, no-good slackers.
00:03:57Talking like that.
00:03:59Why, you should be ashamed of yourself.
00:04:01Ashamed of what?
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06I'm sorry.
00:04:08You ought to be.
00:04:09Oh, come on.
00:04:10No hard feelings.
00:04:14Here.
00:04:15Get yourself a cup of coffee.
00:05:42It's a fine-looking outfit you are.
00:05:50Look at yourself!
00:05:55Attention!
00:06:02Now listen.
00:06:04We're going to try this once more.
00:06:06And when I say halt, I mean halt!
00:06:16And halt means to stop!
00:06:23Attention!
00:06:26Squad right!
00:06:28March!
00:06:36Halt!
00:06:53Splendid!
00:06:55Thank you, sir.
00:07:01Forward!
00:07:02Halt!
00:07:04Move on!
00:07:06Halt!
00:07:07One, two, three, four!
00:07:09Five, six, seven, eight, five, ten, five!
00:07:12Eight, one, two, three, four!
00:07:21Why don't you have us do like that?
00:07:25Fall in!
00:07:26Fall in!
00:07:37You lunkheads!
00:07:39I never saw such half-witted mugs in all my life!
00:07:50Now, you mugs, I'm going to give you one more chance!
00:07:55And if you don't get it right this time, you're going to get kitchen police from now on!
00:08:04When he says turn to the right, go that way!
00:08:08Follow me!
00:08:16Squad left!
00:08:18March!
00:08:28One, two, eight, four!
00:08:30Five, six, seven, eight, five!
00:08:48If you'd done as the sergeant told you, we wouldn't have to be doing this.
00:08:52Well, I knew what to do.
00:08:54Well, why didn't you do it?
00:08:57Well, I just couldn't think of it.
00:09:00Couldn't think of it?
00:09:01Hey, hurry up and get back here with those cans.
00:09:04Say, what do we do with this stuff?
00:09:07Are you trying to kid somebody?
00:09:10What do you suppose you do with it?
00:09:12Take it to the general.
00:09:18Now, what do you suppose the general wants with this?
00:09:21There you go, asking questions again.
00:09:23Why don't you try doing as you were told once?
00:09:27Don't you know that you've got to follow the curriculum of the army?
00:09:30With discipline?
00:09:33Come on.
00:09:35If the general wants it, he can have it.
00:09:38There you go, he can do.
00:09:48Well, what do you know?
00:09:59Hey!
00:10:02Hey!
00:10:03Salad department!
00:10:04Hello, Eddie.
00:10:06Hi. What have you two wigs been up to now?
00:10:09Well, we've been promoted to the culinary plateau.
00:10:13Looks like a swill job.
00:10:16Hey, this isn't going to prevent you from having dinner with the wife on the Friday, is it?
00:10:20Oh, not a chance. With good behavior.
00:10:23We'll be through with this job Thursday.
00:10:25Oh, that's great. And wait till you see that kid of mine.
00:10:28And will she go crazy about you two?
00:10:30Hey, Smitty, somebody wants you up in the social hall.
00:10:33Okay, I'll be right there.
00:10:35Don't forget now. Friday.
00:10:36Okay, Friday.
00:10:39He is a great guy, ain't he?
00:10:41He certainly is. You know I like him.
00:11:02Are you the general?
00:11:03Doh.
00:11:06Is he home?
00:11:07Yes.
00:11:08What do you want?
00:11:10I got that stuff for him.
00:11:13What's that?
00:11:15Oh, Rogers?
00:11:16Yes, sir.
00:11:17Come, come.
00:11:17You better bring it in.
00:11:30Good morning, sir.
00:11:31Good morning, sir.
00:11:35Good morning.
00:11:55Roger, do you smell anything?
00:11:59Dose, sir.
00:11:59I've got a code of a dose.
00:12:02Hmm.
00:12:05Uh, no grapefruit this morning, Rogers.
00:12:07No, sir.
00:12:36I've got a code of a dose.
00:12:50What's the meaning of this?
00:12:53Rogers, Rogers, Rogers.
00:12:56They should hear too.
00:12:57Hurry up, take it on the wheel.
00:12:58Every bit of it.
00:12:59Rogers, Rogers.
00:13:02No.
00:13:02No.
00:13:03No.
00:13:04No.
00:13:05Oh.
00:13:06Oh.
00:13:20Oh.
00:13:23Look who's here.
00:13:24Hiya.
00:13:25Hiya.
00:13:27Hiya, baby.
00:13:28Did you love me?
00:13:29Yeah, no baby.
00:13:31Sure you do.
00:13:32What's the matter?
00:13:33Couldn't the wife come down?
00:13:52Is there anything I can do?
00:13:54No. I guess not.
00:14:00Oh, baby.
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02That's what I'm thinking about.
00:14:04Poor kid.
00:14:07Gee, it'd be a cinch if I could only take her to the folks.
00:14:10Can't you?
00:14:11No.
00:14:13We had a fuss when I got married, so...
00:14:15so that's out.
00:14:20Well, we'll get along all right, won't we, honey?
00:14:22Huh?
00:14:28I'll be up the house Friday.
00:14:30We'll talk about it then.
00:14:31Goodbye, honey.
00:14:33See you Friday.
00:14:43Hey, Annie!
00:14:45We can't come Friday!
00:15:02Come on.
00:15:03Come on.
00:15:03Come on.
00:15:14Come on.
00:15:15Are you told on me, huh?
00:15:21You did, didn't you?
00:15:29Okay, you snitchers.
00:15:41Let me tell you something.
00:15:45Someday I'm gonna catch up with you guys again.
00:15:51And when I do, I'm gonna have my knife.
00:15:58And when I got my knife...
00:16:00You better never let me find you in the same state.
00:16:05You get me?
00:16:06You better not know me.
00:16:07Knock, knock, knock.
00:16:13No, please.
00:16:18You better not know me.
00:16:18You ever want to get you back?
00:16:21You better not know me.
00:16:22You better not know me.
00:16:22I ain't gonna know you.
00:16:22I'm better not know you, never know you.
00:16:24I'm gonna go ahead, man.
00:16:25You better not know me.
00:16:26You better not know me.
00:16:32No, man.
00:16:35I'm a little bit.
00:16:36All right, first squad outside.
00:16:38Come on.
00:16:39Up and down, boy.
00:16:41Come on.
00:16:42Get out of there.
00:16:45Get out of there.
00:16:56Come on.
00:16:57Snap on him.
00:16:58Get up.
00:17:10Come on.
00:17:16Will you keep off of me?
00:17:33See what that is.
00:17:36Come on.
00:18:0512 years.
00:18:09I will be visited all of him in this hotel.
00:18:12I am in the hotel.
00:18:17How are you walking?
00:18:19How are you walking?
00:18:22Come on.
00:18:25Come on.
00:19:09Don't you think it's about time that we had some fresh water?
00:19:14That isn't water.
00:19:16That's coffee.
00:19:18Well, pour it out and get some clean water.
00:19:21Not there.
00:19:23Outside.
00:19:23Outside.
00:19:26Coffee.
00:19:33No!
00:19:35No!
00:19:47Look!
00:20:04Hey, can't you guys lay off for just a little while?
00:20:10What's the matter with him?
00:20:11Oh, I don't know.
00:20:13Ever since he got the letter about the baby, he hasn't been the same.
00:20:16What's the matter? Some trouble?
00:20:17Something happened to the old woman, and the kid's been left with strangers.
00:20:21Why don't they send her to his folks?
00:20:25That gives me an idea.
00:20:29Come here.
00:20:30Where are you going?
00:20:31No place. Come here.
00:20:37We'll write a letter to his father to go and get the baby.
00:20:42How are you going to get the address?
00:20:45We'll use tact.
00:20:54Come on, Smith, come on. Get up.
00:20:56You're doing it, folks. Come on. Snap out of it.
00:20:58Okay.
00:21:07Hi. Have a good sleep?
00:21:09Yes. Well...
00:21:11Say, Eddie. Where's the baby living now?
00:21:17Oh, I'm sorry.
00:21:17I'm sorry.
00:21:17I'm sorry.
00:21:17I'm sorry.
00:21:18What do you want to know for?
00:21:21Well...
00:21:21It's getting close to Christmas, and we thought maybe we'd like to send it a little Christmas present.
00:21:29Oh, gee.
00:21:31That's darn nice of you guys.
00:21:33How about giving us the address?
00:21:35Yeah.
00:21:36Yeah, you'll need that, won't you?
00:21:38There it is.
00:21:39On the back of that.
00:21:39Copy it off. Give it back to me, will you?
00:21:42Uh, Eddie.
00:21:44There's another little item.
00:21:46Uh, what is the address of your father and mother?
00:21:50What?
00:21:54Oh.
00:21:55What do you want to do? Send them a Christmas present, too?
00:21:58And how?
00:21:59Yeah.
00:22:01I'm way ahead of you.
00:22:03And that's out.
00:22:15Okay, buddy. Pick your hole.
00:22:17About time you're getting here.
00:22:25I knew your idea was all whip.
00:22:35You're looking for a Jugger.
00:22:40You are looking for a new one.
00:22:40Oh, eh.
00:22:41You're looking for something?
00:22:43Oh, oh.
00:22:44Too soon.
00:22:48Oh, sir.
00:22:53Oh.
00:22:55Oh, sorry.
00:22:59This is our little man, right?
00:23:16What's going on?
00:23:17There's been a raid.
00:23:19Did they get anybody, Sergeant?
00:23:20Yeah, they got Smith out of here.
00:23:23They got Eddie.
00:23:25Send over a raiding party right away and get a prisoner.
00:23:28Yes, sir.
00:23:31Well, who wants to go?
00:23:34Don't!
00:23:39I'll take a chance, Sergeant.
00:23:41Never mind.
00:23:47Get to listen, boys.
00:23:48That's the spirit.
00:23:49Come on, get going.
00:23:50That's it.
00:23:51Come on, let's go.
00:23:52Come on, never mind.
00:23:52You don't give me a chance, Sergeant.
00:23:54Come on, get away.
00:23:55Come on, you two.
00:23:56Come on, let's go.
00:23:56Get out of here.
00:23:57I don't want to go.
00:23:58Come on.
00:23:58Get him on this little stuff.
00:24:00And don't come back without a prisoner.
00:24:03Markle, get two replacements.
00:24:05I think we'll need them.
00:24:07Yes, Sergeant.
00:24:08Yes, Sergeant.
00:24:30Quick, let's get him here.
00:24:32We'll be out of danger.
00:24:35We'll be out of danger.
00:25:04We'll be out of danger.
00:25:13Oh!
00:25:14Ah!
00:25:15Do something!
00:25:16Break that!
00:25:18Break that!
00:25:18Break that!
00:25:27Oh, you've got a car!
00:25:29All right!
00:25:30That's all!
00:25:31Oh!
00:25:33Oh!
00:25:34Hey! Get up!
00:25:37Get up!
00:25:40Get up!
00:25:41Get up!
00:25:49Get up!
00:25:52Get up!
00:25:54Come on, everybody!
00:25:56Let's go!
00:25:59Let's go!
00:26:05Come on, Ed.
00:26:11Come on, Ed.
00:26:13Get out of there, Ed.
00:26:16Come on, Ed. Come on, boys.
00:26:18Right in there. Come on, Ed.
00:26:21Come on, Ed.
00:26:32Once upon a time,
00:26:35there was a dear little girl,
00:26:38and her name was
00:26:39Cinderella.
00:26:42And
00:26:44she had
00:26:46a stepfather
00:26:48and two
00:26:51ugly sisters.
00:26:53Oh, dear,
00:26:54I don't know the rest,
00:26:55so you'll have to go to bed now,
00:26:57and I'll tell you it tomorrow.
00:27:22Daddy,
00:27:23is this my Daddy?
00:27:26Yes,
00:27:26that's your Daddy.
00:27:28When is he coming home?
00:27:30How should I know?
00:27:32Now stay in the other room
00:27:34and don't bother me.
00:27:35Roll on now.
00:27:40It's a glass.
00:27:42It's a glass.
00:27:44When did my...
00:27:45Where did my Daddy go?
00:27:51Get out of here.
00:27:52Go on.
00:27:53Annie.
00:27:55Annie.
00:27:56Will you get this brat out of here
00:27:58so I can sleep?
00:28:01So you can sleep?
00:28:03It's too bad you're so tired
00:28:04that you can't watch her for a couple of minutes.
00:28:06Shut up.
00:28:07No, I won't shut up.
00:28:08Shut up?
00:28:09If it wasn't for this money
00:28:10you'd get to that kid every month,
00:28:11you'd starve it at,
00:28:12you big loafer.
00:28:13So you're starting that again,
00:28:15are you?
00:28:15Yes, and I'm not fencing.
00:28:18You ain't.
00:28:18I've got to do everything around here.
00:28:19I'm gonna finish it this time for you.
00:28:21Get in that kitchen.
00:28:23Come here.
00:28:28Daddy, Daddy,
00:28:30why don't you come and take me away from me?
00:28:43Come here.
00:28:44Come out of there.
00:28:47You're to blame for all this calm.
00:28:51Come in.
00:28:57Good morning.
00:28:58What do you want?
00:29:01Is that Eddie Smith's baby?
00:29:03Yeah.
00:29:03What about her?
00:29:04Oh, come here.
00:29:06My goodness.
00:29:08Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:29:09Just like Eddie.
00:29:10Yes.
00:29:11Hey, hey.
00:29:12What's the big idea?
00:29:13Well, we've come to take her away.
00:29:15Yeah?
00:29:16Well, who are you?
00:29:17Why, I'm Mr. Hardy,
00:29:19and this is my friend, Mr. Laura.
00:29:21Who gave you authority to take her?
00:29:24Why, we are friends of her father's.
00:29:25Yeah?
00:29:26Well, I don't know you two mugs.
00:29:28Then you ain't gonna take the kid out of the house.
00:29:31See?
00:29:32Well, what are you gonna do about it?
00:29:34What am I gonna do about it?
00:29:38Ooh.
00:29:40Do that again.
00:29:46Sit there, honey.
00:29:54Height.
00:30:16Hey, Jerry.
00:30:18You guys beatin' us with the kids.
00:30:20Get them.
00:30:25Get him.
00:30:25Oof!
00:30:31What's the matter, Jack?
00:30:33Get that kid and give those two monkeys the works.
00:30:36Sure.
00:30:40Do something to help a hit, but...
00:30:44What?
00:30:44Get the cap.
00:30:47Get.
00:30:48Get.
00:30:50Now, get it!
00:30:51Get it!
00:30:52Get your shoulders!
00:30:54Get the shoulders!
00:30:55No, I ain't giving it to her!
00:30:57Oh!
00:31:00Oh!
00:31:06Oh!
00:31:08Oh!
00:31:09Oh!
00:31:10Oh!
00:31:10Oh!
00:31:11Oh!
00:31:12Oh!
00:31:12Oh!
00:31:12Oh!
00:31:13Oh!
00:31:14Oh!
00:31:16Hey, get the baby!
00:31:16Let's see it!
00:31:17Get the baby!
00:31:18Let's get it!
00:31:19Get it now!
00:31:20Get around it!
00:31:22Oh!
00:31:24Oh!
00:31:25Oh!
00:31:27Oh!
00:31:28Oh!
00:31:29Oh!
00:31:40Now what are we going to do?
00:31:42All we've got to do is find Mr. Smith.
00:31:44You don't know where he'll live.
00:31:45Will you leave that to me?
00:31:47It's the simplest thing in the world.
00:31:50Come on.
00:31:51Come on.
00:31:52Come on.
00:32:08Pardon me, officer.
00:32:10Yes.
00:32:10Would you happen to tell us where Mr. Smith lives?
00:32:13Smith?
00:32:13Yes, sir.
00:32:14Smith.
00:32:15Smith.
00:32:15Let me think.
00:32:17What Smith?
00:32:18Yes.
00:32:18It's Eddie's father.
00:32:20Eddie who?
00:32:21Why, the father of this child.
00:32:24What's his name?
00:32:26Who?
00:32:27Why, the father of this child.
00:32:28That's who you're looking for, isn't it?
00:32:30Oh, no.
00:32:31No, sir.
00:32:31No?
00:32:32The man we're looking for is the father of the father of this child.
00:32:36Oh!
00:32:37Now I understand you.
00:32:40It's the grandfather that's lost.
00:32:42Yes, sir.
00:32:42Oh, no, sir.
00:32:43No.
00:32:44He's not lost.
00:32:45No?
00:32:45Well, then what are you looking for him for?
00:32:47We're not looking for him.
00:32:48We're just trying to find him.
00:32:50Yes.
00:32:50Look, you see, he doesn't know about the baby.
00:32:53Oh, he does.
00:32:54No, you see, we were in France together.
00:32:56His father...
00:32:56All right.
00:32:57Yes, yes.
00:32:57Wait, wait.
00:32:57Just a minute, boys.
00:32:58Just a minute.
00:32:59Now relax, will you please?
00:33:01Relax.
00:33:02Come here, darling.
00:33:05Now, sweetheart, maybe you can tell me who these gentlemen are looking for.
00:33:09Mr. Smith.
00:33:11Mr. Smith.
00:33:12Well, isn't that fine?
00:33:14Now, honey, where does he live?
00:33:17Who?
00:33:18Yeah.
00:33:24There.
00:33:24If you boys get yourself a city directory, you'll save yourself a whole lot of trouble.
00:33:33Come on.
00:33:35What did you want to stop him for in the first place?
00:33:42Is this the place?
00:33:43Five, four, three.
00:33:51Is Mr. Smith home?
00:33:56I'm Mr. Smith.
00:33:59Are you Eddie's father?
00:34:02Eddie who?
00:34:04That's all right.
00:34:05We won't go into that.
00:34:06We've made a little mistake.
00:34:07Oh, that's all right.
00:34:09That's all right.
00:34:10All right.
00:34:21Come, sweetheart.
00:34:26Is Mr. Smith in?
00:34:28Yeah.
00:34:29Hey, steamboat.
00:34:30Somebody wants to see you.
00:34:31Okay.
00:34:35Are you Mr. Smith?
00:34:36Yeah.
00:34:37What of it?
00:34:38This is your son's baby.
00:34:41My son's baby?
00:34:42Yes, sir.
00:34:44Ah.
00:34:45Blackmailers, huh?
00:34:46Come on.
00:34:46Come on.
00:34:53Come on.
00:34:54Come on.
00:35:06Come on.
00:35:08What's the next address?
00:35:10Yes.
00:35:11Three-eleven chest to drive.
00:35:15Come on.
00:35:28Oh, what a handsome bridegroom.
00:35:31Put the stage in his proper place.
00:35:33Well, I can't help it, Papa.
00:35:35I feel all kind of funny.
00:35:36Well, how's the bridegroom holding up?
00:35:38A little weak, but I guess we'll get in there.
00:35:41Eddie, I'm very proud to welcome you into my family.
00:35:45And I know that you and my daughter are going to be very happy.
00:35:50Thank you, Mr. Hathaway.
00:35:52The bride is ready, sir.
00:35:54All right.
00:35:55Shall we go?
00:35:56Well, now, don't be nervous.
00:35:57Come on, my boy.
00:35:59Right in your head.
00:36:09Telegraph on Mr. Smith.
00:36:11Smith?
00:36:12Smith hasn't lived here in four years.
00:36:14Would you tell me when he moved to?
00:36:15Haven't the least idea.
00:36:17Okay, thanks.
00:36:21Is this 311 Chester Drive?
00:36:23Yes.
00:36:24Thank you, sir.
00:36:25You're welcome.
00:36:27Wait a minute.
00:36:28I'll do this.
00:36:29You've got the sense of enough trouble.
00:36:53Go.
00:36:55Go.
00:36:56Go.
00:36:59What do you want?
00:37:01We'd like to see the master of the house.
00:37:03Well, he's very busy and can't see you.
00:37:05He'll see us.
00:37:06Tell him we've got Eddie's baby.
00:37:08Yes, sir.
00:37:12Eddie's baby?
00:37:13Yes, sir.
00:37:14Oh.
00:37:15Oh.
00:37:18Don't go away.
00:37:19Please, wait just a moment.
00:37:21Just a moment.
00:37:30I don't know.
00:37:31Oh, no.
00:37:35Oh, no!
00:37:36Stop!
00:37:49Oh, no!
00:38:02We are gathered, pardon me, pardon me, pardon me.
00:38:09We are, we are gathered.
00:38:12What's this I hear?
00:38:13Are you the master of the house?
00:38:15I am.
00:38:15We brought you Eddie's baby.
00:38:17Eddie's baby?
00:38:18Yes, sir.
00:38:33This is unbelievable.
00:38:35I knew you'd be surprised.
00:38:37Eddie didn't want us to bring us.
00:38:38Naturally, he wouldn't, though.
00:38:40Come with me, my dear.
00:38:42Come with me.
00:38:43Don't go away.
00:38:45Don't go away.
00:38:46Don't.
00:38:47Get out of my way.
00:38:49Yes, sir.
00:38:50Gathered.
00:38:51Gathered.
00:38:52Come!
00:38:58Oh!
00:39:00Oh, there!
00:39:01What's the meaning of this?
00:39:02You don't know, huh?
00:39:04Well, that monkey is the father of this child.
00:39:08Oh!
00:39:09Well, fan my brow.
00:39:12I'll fan your face.
00:39:14Oh, I'll fan your face!
00:39:15The wedding is off!
00:39:16The wedding is off!
00:39:18Now, look in my...
00:39:23I didn't want to say anything, but I knew it all the time.
00:39:29I never saw that in all my life.
00:39:34I think there's a frame-up.
00:39:36Oh, a frame-up!
00:39:37Yes, a frame-up!
00:39:38Yes, a frame-up!
00:39:38Yes, sir!
00:39:38Just a minute!
00:39:39Who says that I'm the father of that child?
00:39:41Yes, who says so?
00:39:42Oh, plain innocent, are you?
00:39:45Hawkins!
00:39:46Bring those two men in here!
00:39:47Yes, sir.
00:39:48Yes, sir.
00:39:52Yes, sir.
00:39:52Yes, sir.
00:39:53Will you come right in, sir?
00:39:55Come right in, please.
00:39:58Here they are, sir.
00:40:00Now, is this or is this not Eddie's baby?
00:40:04It certainly is.
00:40:05Deny that if you can!
00:40:07It's a lie!
00:40:08You blackguard!
00:40:10You bluebeard!
00:40:12Oh, now, Papa, it's a frame-up!
00:40:14I'll take you.
00:40:14Now, Papa, now listen, Papa!
00:40:17Oh, how can I ever thank you?
00:40:46You have saved the family's name!
00:40:50No, Papa!
00:40:52No, Papa!
00:40:53No, Papa!
00:40:54Stop him!
00:40:54Oh, Papa!
00:40:56Wait a minute!
00:40:57Wait a minute!
00:40:59What seems to be the trouble, Mr. Smith?
00:41:02Why, those people are...
00:41:03Smith!
00:41:05Yes, sir.
00:41:07Did you call me Mr. Smith?
00:41:10Yes, sir.
00:41:12Hawkins, my Winchester.
00:41:15Yes, sir.
00:41:16My name is not Smith.
00:41:19It's Hathaway.
00:41:29I'm afraid we've made a little far path.
00:41:31I'm afraid that you have.
00:41:34I'm sorry if we've caused you any inconvenience.
00:41:36It's quite all right.
00:41:38I don't!
00:41:39No!
00:41:45No!
00:41:47No!
00:41:50No!
00:41:50No!
00:41:52No!
00:41:53No!
00:42:01Oh!
00:42:0349 Colebrook Avenue.
00:42:05It's just around.
00:42:12From now on, we'll telephone.
00:42:14Come on.
00:42:16Oh.
00:42:20I'm awfully sorry.
00:42:38What's the matter, Uncle Ollie?
00:42:42I must have called up 10,000 smiths.
00:42:47Where's Uncle Stan?
00:42:49Well, Uncle Stan left town early this morning.
00:42:53What for?
00:42:54Well, he's going to find your grandparents.
00:42:58I hope he doesn't find them.
00:43:01Now, you go ahead and play with me.
00:43:03That's because Uncle Ollie's got a lot of work to do.
00:43:09Ollie.
00:43:23You went boom.
00:43:33Another man?
00:43:33Hep two.
00:43:34Yes.
00:43:53Can I see him again?
00:43:53Hey, what is this?
00:43:54Leave him slow.
00:43:54Leave him slow.
00:44:01Please keep in the burner.
00:44:01Take him slow.
00:44:02Click left it.
00:44:02Take them up.
00:44:02Take him awake.
00:44:02Watch out all right Iight.
00:44:04Oh, I understand. I've been waiting for you.
00:44:09Any luck?
00:44:10Not a bit.
00:44:12Where'd you go?
00:44:13Huh?
00:44:14Where'd you go?
00:44:15I went all the way to Poughkeepsie.
00:44:18And that ain't them.
00:44:33You mean to tell me that you went all the way down there to see these two?
00:44:37Well, I thought it might be them.
00:44:40Wasting your time like that while I'm here slaving all day.
00:44:44Why don't you do something to help me?
00:44:47What can I do?
00:44:48Well, you can take care of the baby a while.
00:44:51I've got my ironing to do.
00:44:54The Smithbrook.
00:44:56Oh!
00:45:10The Smithbrook.
00:45:19Oh, well, let's go.
00:45:21The Smithbrook.
00:45:21Well, have you come on, and look.
00:45:21You have to make the Smithbrook.
00:45:22If you've got my heart, please.
00:45:24It's my heart.
00:45:31I've got my heart.
00:46:09I've got a new bedtime story to tell you.
00:46:12All right.
00:46:17Once upon a time, there was a little girl, and her name was Goldilocks.
00:46:23And she lived at home with her mama and her daddy.
00:46:28And she went way out in the woods.
00:46:33And she went to the field where the three bears lived.
00:46:40And she, when she went to the three bears' house, she saw three bowls of porridge on the table.
00:46:53And she tried them all, but only the baby bears, but only the baby bears' porridge was good.
00:47:02And she ate it all up.
00:47:04Well, then she saw some chairs.
00:47:08And she tried all the chairs, but only the baby and the chair was constant.
00:47:13So she sat right down, and it broke, and then she went upstairs.
00:47:35And she tried all the chairs, but only the baby bears' bed was comfy.
00:47:42So she went fast to sleep.
00:47:45And then she, presently, the three bears came home.
00:47:53And the father bear said, who's been tasting my porridge, I should like to know.
00:48:02And the mother bear said, who's been tasting my porridge, I should like to know.
00:48:07And the baby bear said, who's been tasting my porridge, I should like to know.
00:48:23And the baby bear said, who's been tasting my porridge, I should like to know.
00:48:30And the baby bear said, who's been tasting my porridge, I should like to know.
00:48:41And, and, and then.
00:49:21Get up from there and put that baby to bed.
00:49:24What are you trying to do?
00:50:05Oh!
00:50:33And you are positive they still have the child in their possession?
00:50:36Yeah.
00:50:37And you'll find them running that lunch wagon at the corner of 2nd Avenue and 16th Street.
00:50:42Thank you very much for your information. I'll take care of it immediately.
00:51:06I'm scared. I'm scared.
00:51:22I'll take care of it.
00:51:38Tea cigar.
00:51:40Yes, sir.
00:51:41Nice Havana filler.
00:51:43There you are, sir.
00:51:47Cash.
00:51:58Well, well, well, well.
00:52:01She just let me come and see her uncles before we went for a walk.
00:52:06That's fine.
00:52:06You take good care of her, Mrs. McTavish.
00:52:09Don't you worry. I'll take as good care of her as though she were more than Lassie.
00:52:13That's good.
00:52:13Have a nice time.
00:52:14Wait a minute. I've got something for you.
00:52:16Now, you guess which hand it's in and I'll give it to you.
00:52:25You're welcome.
00:52:27Bye.
00:52:27Gettle.
00:52:28Bye, Uncle Dad.
00:52:29Goodbye.
00:52:30Bye, Uncle Charlie.
00:52:31Goodbye.
00:52:32Bye, Uncle Charlie.
00:52:33Goodbye.
00:52:34Goodbye.
00:52:37Bye, darling.
00:52:43Oh, good morning. So what can I do for you?
00:52:45I want some information.
00:52:46Yes, sir. We have some hamburgers, frankfurters, chocolate cake, pie.
00:52:49Oh, no, no, no. That is not the information that I desire.
00:52:51It's come to my attention that you two men have in your possession a child to which you have no
00:52:56legal right.
00:52:57What's it to you?
00:53:01As an officer in the East Side Welfare Association, I intend to place that child in an orphanage where she
00:53:08belongs.
00:53:10Over our dead body you'll put her in an orphanage.
00:53:13You mean you refuse to give her up?
00:53:16We certainly do.
00:53:19Hmm.
00:53:20Very well, then.
00:53:21I'll swear out a warrant for your arrest.
00:53:24And I'll have that child in the orphanage tonight.
00:53:28Hey.
00:53:32How much will you charge me to hoard a house?
00:53:38Say, he can't do that, can he?
00:53:39You heard what he said, didn't you?
00:53:41We better get that kid and move to another street so they can't find us.
00:53:44Move to another street? We've got to raise some money and get to another state.
00:53:47I wish we hadn't bought the wagon.
00:53:50It's a good thing we've got the wagon. Drive me to the First National Bank.
00:53:53What for?
00:53:54We'll refinance our business.
00:53:56Well, what are we going to do with the wagon?
00:53:58What are we going to do with the wagon?
00:53:59Drive me to the bank and don't ask any more questions.
00:54:01I'll pack up on the way.
00:54:03Now, listen.
00:54:04Don't hit anything.
00:54:05Oh, I hope he...
00:54:37Get me some cigars. We've got to do this thing right.
00:54:47Fix your tie. You look terrible.
00:54:52Now, come on.
00:55:02Good morning.
00:55:02Good morning.
00:55:09Are you the president?
00:55:10No. What is your business?
00:55:13Well, our business is with the president.
00:55:15Have you an appointment?
00:55:16No.
00:55:16I'm sorry, but you can't see it.
00:55:18What do you mean we can't see him?
00:55:20I said you can't see him.
00:55:22We can see him if we want to.
00:55:23Just a moment.
00:55:24I'll take care of this.
00:55:25Just because you're not the president, you can't talk to him like that.
00:55:27I said you can't see him.
00:55:29Just a minute.
00:55:30Just a minute, Saunders.
00:55:32Don't you think you're exceeding your authority?
00:55:34My office is open to the public at all times.
00:55:38Gentlemen, step this way, please.
00:55:47Come right in, gentlemen.
00:56:00Have a cigar.
00:56:05Won't you sit down?
00:56:06Hold on.
00:56:07Hold on, sir.
00:56:35I'll be right back.
00:56:35Come in.
00:56:35Hold on, sir.
00:56:36Sorry, I'll be right back.
00:56:36That's just a slight mistake.
00:56:47Have a cigar.
00:56:49That's quite all right.
00:56:51Now, to get down to business.
00:56:55Yes, sir.
00:56:57Pardon me just a moment.
00:56:59Give me another weenie.
00:57:04Now then, gentlemen, what can I do for you?
00:57:08Why, we'd like to negotiate a little loan.
00:57:12Have you any collateral?
00:57:17Why, I'm sorry, we haven't any collateral.
00:57:20We figured to put up our business as security.
00:57:24What is your business?
00:57:25We're in the restaurant business.
00:57:27Here in town?
00:57:28Oh, all over town.
00:57:30Here, there, and thither.
00:57:36Chain business.
00:57:37No, restaurant.
00:57:40You'll have to pardon my friend.
00:57:42He's not very familiar with these big business deals.
00:57:45Well, that's quite all right.
00:57:48What is the name of your firm?
00:57:50Laurel and Hardy, caterers to the elite.
00:57:53Well, how much do you require?
00:57:55I think a couple of thousand dollars would tide us over.
00:57:59Well, I don't think we'll have any difficulty about this, gentlemen.
00:58:03If you'll give me a little time on it, I'll have our appraiser drop in and see you tomorrow.
00:58:10I can't wait till tomorrow.
00:58:16And is that part of your business?
00:58:22Part of it? That's all of it.
00:58:24All of it?
00:58:25Yes, sir.
00:58:34Well...
00:58:35Now that that's all settled, could we have the money right away?
00:58:38Why, to lend you two thousand dollars on a business like that, I'd have to be unconscious.
00:58:51Look, he's unconscious.
00:59:00Look, he's unconscious.
00:59:30It's a good thing you stopped.
00:59:31I've been chasing you for three blocks.
00:59:34Here, you drop this up there.
00:59:39What's the matter with him?
00:59:40Why, it's a sudden shock, officer.
00:59:43This is his life savings.
00:59:44You'd better put him in the bank where it's safe.
00:59:46Yes, sir, we will.
00:59:47Thank you very much.
00:59:48Goodbye, sir.
01:00:00What's the matter?
01:00:01I just heard a rumor that your house is on fire.
01:00:04You better get over there, quick.
01:00:08What house?
01:00:09Oh, I just told her that to get rid of her.
01:00:11Come on, get that truck out of there.
01:00:12Get packed.
01:00:12We've got to get out of here.
01:00:13Come on, sweetheart.
01:00:15Now, you stay right there.
01:00:40You're right there now.
01:00:42Stay covered and don't move.
01:01:12What are you trying to do?
01:01:14I got locked in.
01:01:15Well, why didn't you tell me it was you?
01:01:17Well, it was so dark, I didn't think you'd hear me.
01:01:20I'm scared.
01:01:22Come on, and get that trunk packed.
01:01:23Don't you know they're coming?
01:01:24I beg you, boss.
01:01:30Can you tell me where those two men lived
01:01:31that ran their lunch counter across the street?
01:01:35Yeah, over there in the brownstone.
01:01:38Upstairs.
01:01:38Oh!
01:01:40What's the matter?
01:01:41Look, they're coming.
01:01:44Come on, we've got to get her out of here.
01:01:46Take her.
01:01:47Let's hide her up the chimney.
01:01:48Oh, we can't do that.
01:01:49Put her over there.
01:01:50We've got to hide her somewhere.
01:01:51Let's get her.
01:01:52Wait a minute.
01:01:52You get out of there.
01:01:54I have it.
01:01:55Put her in the dumbwaiter
01:01:56while I get things cleaned up.
01:02:07It's a nonchalant.
01:02:09Not here.
01:02:10Not here.
01:02:10Get somewhere else.
01:02:14Come in.
01:02:19Good afternoon.
01:02:31Well, getting ready to leave, eh?
01:02:34I guess we're just in time.
01:02:37Where's that baby?
01:02:39What baby?
01:02:41Search the place.
01:02:42Get out of here.
01:02:43Come on.
01:02:44Get out of here.
01:02:52Hey, come out of there.
01:02:53That's no place for you to plane.
01:02:55Go and sit over there before I get through.
01:02:57Try it to get you.
01:02:59Watch that door.
01:03:07Get away.
01:03:08Get back to the door.
01:03:09Get away.
01:03:13Get away.
01:03:15Get away.
01:03:30Well, I guess the game is up.
01:03:32I thought you'd come to your senses.
01:03:34Where is she?
01:03:35Up on the roof.
01:03:37Get that ladder.
01:03:40Shut up.
01:03:54Open that door!
01:03:56Hey!
01:03:57Quick, go down to the dumbwaiter and send it back for me.
01:03:59Open it in the name of the law!
01:04:05Hey!
01:04:06Oh!
01:04:08Hey, hurry and send it up.
01:04:12Open that door in the name of the law!
01:04:15Hurry!
01:04:17Oh, hurry!
01:04:18Hurry and send it back!
01:04:19Hey! Hey! Hey!
01:04:20Send it up!
01:04:21No!
01:04:22Get! Get!
01:04:24Get!
01:04:27Oh!
01:04:34Quick! Downstairs!
01:04:40Quick, let's hide!
01:04:47Here!
01:04:49Did you see anything of them?
01:04:50They didn't come out here!
01:04:52Watch the side entrance!
01:04:53We'll search the basement!
01:04:54Come on!
01:04:58Search that Colby!
01:05:02For your know-
01:05:03Shhh!
01:05:10Know!
01:05:13Get out of here!
01:05:14Come on!
01:05:15Get out of here!
01:05:18Come on!
01:05:21Here they are.
01:05:23Now, don't get excited, dear.
01:05:32Is this the person?
01:05:35Yes, that's them.
01:05:37Did you get the money?
01:06:01There you are, sir.
01:06:03Come on, you two.
01:06:05Get going, you two.
01:06:05Wait a minute now.
01:06:07Is this boy with you Eddie Smith?
01:06:09Sure.
01:06:11Oh, Mother.
01:06:12Yes, dear.
01:06:12Mother, look here.
01:06:15My boy.
01:06:17Yes.
01:06:17Why...
01:06:18Why...
01:06:19Why...
01:06:19Are you Eddie's father?
01:06:21Yes.
01:06:22Well, can you beat that?
01:06:24You know we've been looking for you for months, Mr. Smith.
01:06:27You have?
01:06:27Yes.
01:06:28That's Eddie's baby.
01:06:29What?
01:06:30What?
01:06:31Mother, dear.
01:06:33Oh, bless your heart.
01:06:35Eddie's baby.
01:06:37Oh.
01:06:38Darling.
01:06:39Oh, you...
01:06:40Oh, officer.
01:06:41Release these gentlemen.
01:06:43Yes, darling.
01:06:44Dinner is safe, sir.
01:06:46Arrange for three more, Meadows.
01:06:48Very good, dear.
01:06:51See, we had a lot of trouble finding you, Mr. Smith.
01:06:54Well, boys, you can pack up your troubles from now on.
01:06:59See, ain't that great?
01:07:00No more troubles.
01:07:01No more troubles.
01:07:10What?
01:07:11Whatever's the matter, Pierre?
01:07:13Listen, you.
01:07:14If you want company for dinner, you can come out and cook it yourself.
01:07:17I...
01:07:18I...
01:07:25Well, if it ain't the snitchers.
01:07:31And I got my no...
01:07:33Good night.
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