The Looney Tunes Show Episode 8 Devil Dog

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00:00To be continued...

00:30Inside this cage is the most ferocious animal on the planet.

00:37If it gets out, don't bother calling for help.

00:40You won't have time.

00:42So if you value your life, you'll keep the cage locked.

00:46Never remove this lock.

00:50Any questions?

00:52Nope.

01:00Hey, mister!

01:13You forgot your rock!

01:16You forgot your rock!

01:46Hmm, sleep well.

01:50Why?

01:51Are you implying that I wet the bed?

01:55Uh, you get the paper, I'm gonna make coffee.

01:58Are you implying that I don't know how to make coffee?

02:00You don't know how to make coffee.

02:02Hmm.

02:02Another boring day in the suburbs.

02:10Huh?

02:10Didn't you get the paper?

02:27Do you know how to do anything around here?

02:29Don't open that!

02:30There's a wild animal out there!

02:33It's a dog!

02:35That is no dog!

02:37It's a dog.

02:38Oh!

02:39No!

02:40Oh!

02:42Are you lost, Poochie?

02:46Maybe he belongs to one of our neighbors.

02:48He's a wild animal!

02:49He can't possibly belong to one of our neighbors.

02:52Well, then maybe we should keep him.

02:54But what if he belongs to one of our neighbors?

03:00Oh, hello!

03:02We're sorry to bother you, but did you lose a pet?

03:06Lose a pet?

03:08Oh, I don't gamble.

03:10I mean, I'll buy a lottery ticket now and then.

03:14No, no.

03:14Not a pet.

03:15A pet.

03:16We found this dog.

03:20Oh, you found my clog.

03:22Oh, thank goodness.

03:23I've been looking everywhere for it.

03:26Oh, brother.

03:27Forget the clog.

03:28What she really needs is a hearing aid.

03:31Cheering maid?

03:32What's a cheering maid?

03:35You know, a cheering maid.

03:36It's basically a cheerleader who cleans your house.

03:39Sometimes they'll get in pyramid formations.

03:41They wear cute little pleated skirts that can double as mops.

03:46I thought I saw a Tasmanian devil.

03:51Nice try, bird.

03:54I did.

03:54I did see a Tasmanian devil.

03:58Yeah!

03:59Come on, lady.

04:00Cheering maid.

04:02They wax the floors with their ponytails.

04:05They chant the names of various food products.

04:08They vacuum your floors while dating the captain of the football team.

04:12They do W-I-N-E-O-W-S.

04:15W-I-N-E-O-W-S.

04:16W-I-N-E-O-W-S.

04:19Whoa!

04:19And dry your laundry by waving them like a flag.

04:22You know, cute little girls with names like Cindy, Margie, Brittany.

04:26There's always a Brittany.

04:27With her toothy little smile and feathered up.

04:29What don't you understand?

04:31They're real energetic.

04:33They use pompoms instead of sponges.

04:35Wait!

04:36Why are we still talking about cheering maid?

04:39Is this your dog or not?

04:40Do I do the foxtrot?

04:42Why, yes, of course.

04:45Oh, do-do.

04:46Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

04:49You know what?

04:51Let's just keep the mangy beast.

04:52Because I can't take another second of this.

04:55You hear that, boy?

04:56You got a new home.

04:58Oh, he must be hungry.

05:22You stay here and keep an eye on Poochie while I go get him some dog food.

05:27Say, now that I think about it, he's going to need a dog bowl, too.

05:31And a dog collar.

05:32And a dog leash.

05:34And a dog bed.

05:36Oh, maybe a little dog sweater.

05:39All right, you filthy beast.

05:41Drop it!

05:45Mother.

05:46Easy, boy.

05:47Easy.

05:48Sorry if the filthy beast remark came off a little harsh.

05:51I meant it as a compliment.

05:52You know, like, look at that filthy beast.

05:54I like to party with that guy.

05:57Oh, come on.

06:00You don't want to hurt me.

06:01I'm a sweet guy.

06:03And that sweet isn't delicious.

06:05Just sweet isn't my personality.

06:07Everyone who knows me says I'm extremely tender.

06:10I mean, you know, tender nice.

06:12Not like my meat is tender.

06:14Although duck meat is one of your more tender meats.

06:16Oh, no.

06:17I said too much.

06:20Yeah!

06:20Animal control.

06:25There's a monster in my house.

06:26It's trying to kill me.

06:27What are you doing out here?

06:56Hey, you're supposed to be watching Poochie.

06:58Poochie is a psychotic monster!

07:01He hunted me like I was his prey!

07:03If you don't want to watch the dog, just say so.

07:06You can't go in there!

07:07It's a death sentence!

07:08We gotta sell the house!

07:09Start out new!

07:10This neighborhood's a bummer anyway!

07:12Wait.

07:14Since this is the last time I'm ever going to see you alive,

07:17there's a few things I need to tell you.

07:19Remember that time someone ate all your Halloween candy

07:22and I said it must have been aliens?

07:24It was me.

07:26And remember that time someone ordered all those pay-per-view movies

07:29and I said it was aliens?

07:31That was me too.

07:33And remember that time you were abducted by aliens

07:35and I insisted it was me?

07:37I lied.

07:38It was aliens.

07:39Poochie, I'm home!

07:53A gruesome tragedy is going to make it a lot harder to sell this house.

08:03Ah!

08:04My glamour shot!

08:06Ah!

08:07My tennis trophy!

08:09Ah!

08:09My glamour shot of my tennis trophy!

08:12No!

08:14Hey!

08:15What's going on out here?

08:16We're trying to celebrate my niece's quinceanera.

08:19It's a special day and you're ruining it.

08:21Now please, senor bunny, keep it down.

08:30What is that thing?

08:32He's my dog.

08:33Oof.

08:34If you say so.

08:35But that's one ugly dog.

08:37How did you do that?

08:38I simply asserted my place as the alpha dog.

08:41See?

08:43See?

08:43He's calm.

08:44Because now he knows I am not afraid of him.

08:47Down.

08:48Roll over.

08:48You see?

08:51You need to be the alpha dog to him.

08:53Alpha dog, huh?

08:54One disclaimer.

08:55This stuff works on dogs.

08:58And I'm still not convinced that that's a dog.

09:03What is wrong with everyone?

09:05He's obviously a dog.

09:07Good boy.

09:20Good boy.

09:20All right.

09:22Good boy.

09:23Good boy.

09:25Goodbye.

09:32Good boy.

09:46Oh, a dog salon.

10:08You've been such a good boy today, you deserve a little pampering.

10:12Have you seen this animal?

10:14He's very dangerous.

10:16If you see him, call the zoo immediately.

10:24How may I help you?

10:26We'll take the Puppy Pamper package, please.

10:29We're very busy.

10:30The Worstminster Dog Show is tonight.

10:32As you can see, every dog who's any dog is here getting ready.

10:37In that case, maybe I should enter my dog.

10:40Well, if you're competing, I can certainly squeeze you in at...

10:43Oh my, what is that?

10:45That's my dog.

10:48Sir, I hate to be the bearer of obvious news, but that is not a dog.

10:53What did you just say?

10:57I said, that thing is not a dog.

11:00For your information, that is a dog.

11:13He may not be the prettiest dog.

11:15He may not be the most refined dog.

11:18But my dog has something that no other dog in here has.

11:22And that is flat.

11:34And I'll prove it to you.

11:36Because my dog's gonna win the Worstminster Dog Show.

11:39And by the way, your salon is a dump.

11:46Come on, Poochie.

11:47You want to win a trophy?

11:50Oh, what a cute doggie.

11:53Let me get a good look at you.

11:55I've never seen such a cute dog.

11:58What a good boy.

12:00Well, I can't think of anything else to tell you.

12:20Have a good day.

12:29Oh, the excitement is palpable here at the Worstminster Dog Show.

12:33Pray tell, who do you think is going to win?

12:36I think that one.

12:37Oh, no, maybe that one.

12:39Oh, no, wait.

12:39I didn't see that one.

12:41Oh, you do know there can only be one winner, right?

12:44Well, I guess that's why the excitement is so palpable.

12:47I'm here for my mani-pedi.

12:52Sir, I've told you before.

12:54This is a salon for dogs.

12:56Fine.

12:57I wouldn't be caught dead in here anyway.

12:59Your salon is a dump.

13:01It's not our fault.

13:03Some rabbit came in here with a wild beast,

13:05claiming he was going to enter him in the Worstminster Dog Show.

13:09Bugs.

13:11And people say I'm the crazy one.

13:17What a joke. I have a better chance of winning a dog show than that thing.

13:24Tasmanian devil? Danger? Savage killer? I've got to warn bugs!

13:32Guitar lessons?

13:42I've got to warn bugs!

13:44I'm coming to save you, bugs!

13:47Oh! Souvenirs!

13:58Up next, bugs buddy and his dog, Poochie!

14:04I'm coming to save you, bugs!

14:10Bugs!

14:12Bugs, look!

14:14You want me to take guitar lessons?

14:20Not that! This!

14:22Poochie's not a dog! He's a Tasmanian devil!

14:25What's a Tasmanian devil?

14:27A wild beast whose insatiable hunger for violence and distraction combined with its sharp teeth and claws make him the perfect killing machine!

14:38Tilling machine! Tilling machine!

14:39Tilling machine! Tilling machine!

14:40Tilling machine! Tilling machine!

14:41Killing machine!

14:47Poochy!

14:51Poochy!

15:03Over there!

15:05Poochy!

15:11Poochy!

15:13Every man for himself! Women and children last!

15:17Aha! He's under here!

15:19What are you doing?

15:21Saving your life!

15:23My life isn't in danger, but now his is!

15:25But he's a wild animal!

15:27He's a monster!

15:29Have you ever heard the expression,

15:31Don't judge a book by its cover?

15:33No. What about it's what's inside that count?

15:35Uh-uh! Looks can be deceiving!

15:37Doesn't ring a bell! What's wrong with you?

15:39Oh! That one I've heard!

15:41The point is, he may be a Tasmanian devil,

15:43but he's also the b-

15:45B-

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