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00:00And then after that, I have a bunch of meetings.
00:07Didn't you guys wrap all that up?
00:09You can just say you don't want to hang out.
00:10I don't want to hang out.
00:11What the hell?
00:12Who took my kombucha?
00:13I threw that out.
00:14It smelled bad.
00:15Of course it smelled bad.
00:17It's kombucha.
00:18You boot, you lose.
00:19Rick, can you portal me to school?
00:21No.
00:21Give me that.
00:22Hey, Summer.
00:23Summer, give it back.
00:24Honey, did you move the car keys?
00:27Oh, never mind.
00:28They were at the bottom.
00:30Well, that is the last time I eat full-fat ice cream after midnight.
00:35Um, okay?
00:40Hey!
00:42What are you?
00:45Hey!
00:47Oh, all right, all right, I yield.
00:58Geez, you're fast.
01:00Are you a-a clown of me?
01:02Did Rick-
01:03Oh, don't-don't tell Rick.
01:04You want me not talking?
01:05Then you better start talking.
01:07Not here.
01:08Come on.
01:09You can buy me lunch.
01:10I'm not buying you lunch.
01:12What if we call it breakfast?
01:14No!
01:15No!
01:47And you're sure Rick won't spy on us here?
01:52Yeah, he hates them all.
01:54It's kind of why I come here so much.
01:56Or maybe me being here is why he hates it.
02:00I've actually been thinking about getting a job at American Eagle.
02:03Oh, the Eagle Man.
02:06You gonna eat that?
02:07Not really.
02:08Thanks.
02:09Hmm.
02:10The road provides.
02:12Oh, okay.
02:13The road?
02:14Who are you?
02:15Are you here from the future?
02:17Are you here to kill me?
02:19You think I came from the future to replace a guy who loves the mall?
02:22I'm a traveler from another dimension.
02:25Oh, you stole a portal gun?
02:26What?
02:27No, man.
02:27That brings the heat.
02:29I more slip through cracks in the multiverse.
02:32Your family's cool, by the way.
02:34My Morty and Summer fight way more than yours.
02:36Well, you don't seem like a serial killer.
02:40And I bet I'd know.
02:41But you can't stay here.
02:42No sweat, Eagle Man.
02:44Just get me back to your upstairs closet.
02:46Well, that is a weird location.
02:48But just to be clear, if you do try to kill me and take over my life, I can scream very loud.
02:55And you never get caught doing this?
02:57Jerry's are basically invisible.
02:59It's our superpower.
03:00Nobody sees us.
03:01Jerry, get in here!
03:02Shit, I saw you!
03:03What's all this shit in the freezer?
03:04Go!
03:05What?
03:05Don't make him any more suspicious.
03:07Talk to him.
03:08I'll meet you upstairs.
03:13Hey, Rick!
03:14Your frozen dumplings are still in there, Jerry.
03:16There's limited space in there, Jerry.
03:18We all live here together.
03:20Hey, hey!
03:21Look at me when I'm talking to you!
03:22You catch that episode of Naked and Alone last night?
03:25Hey, between you and me, I think that guy likes to drink the yak piss.
03:29Are you making conversation with me?
03:31Sorry.
03:32Sorry.
03:33I guess I do watch that TV show.
03:36And he does seem excited about the piss.
03:38He does!
03:40Okay.
03:40Good.
03:42Don't waste my freezer space.
03:44And don't fucking blindside me with small talk!
03:48Phew!
03:49I think I'm in the clear.
03:50As long as I eat those dumplings.
03:52Are you smelling my shirts?
03:54What?
03:55No.
03:55In a few dimensions, Rick gives Beth a spatially dilated walk-in closet.
04:00Beth is always asking for that.
04:03Yeah, you guys are in the same dimensional neighborhood.
04:05And you can't bend reality as often as Rick without the occasional...
04:09...bingo.
04:10And what does that lead to?
04:13Buddy, a guy like us can hike the whole multiverse without even leaving the house.
04:17You want to see?
04:19Do I want to stick my hand through a wall?
04:20Uh, not really.
04:22It's just one stop over.
04:23Come on.
04:24Quit thinking like a Jerry and live a little.
04:26Jerry!
04:27I'm still angry at you for talking to me!
04:29Stop!
04:31You...
04:32You promise you'll get me home?
04:34I promise!
04:35Yes!
04:42Holy shit!
04:44This is insane!
04:45Pretty mind-blowing, huh?
04:47We try to mark safe trails for each other.
04:49Upside-down coaster means it's cool.
04:51Blah, blah, blah!
04:53Blah, blah, blah!
04:54Blah, blah, blah, blah!
04:55Blah, blah, blah, blah!
04:55In this reality, all words are blah.
04:57Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
04:58I...
04:59I kind of get what they're saying.
05:00Blah, blah, blah!
05:01Blah, blah, blah, blah!
05:03Come on.
05:03Upstairs bathroom. One at a time.
05:05Ah.
05:09Oh, this is insane. This is insane.
05:14Blah! Blah blah blah blah blah blah!
05:17Blah?
05:24Holy shit! She saw me!
05:26I know! You did great!
05:28That was crazy!
05:30Okay, where to next?
05:32Yes! Fuck yeah, Eagle Man!
05:35Here, get in. Infinite Mirror Tunnel.
05:38Man, so weird and specific. How do you find these things?
05:42What's the thing about being a Jerry? You got all day to look.
05:46Get close! I almost lost a finger doing this!
05:53It's so cold!
06:03Oh, Jesus!
06:05Here. This way.
06:09Whoa.
06:10Mm-hmm.
06:11Without the trail, this family would just be gone. But the road remembers. There's so many of us.
06:17Many of us.
06:18Here.
06:25You're one of us now, Eagle Man.
06:30Well, technically it was a piece of your shirt I stuck up there.
06:33You still don't get it, buddy.
06:35We're the same.
06:36Okay, but how much of the road is depressing, like this place?
06:39Not that much.
06:40Not that much.
06:41Not that much.
06:42I'm away, I'm away, I'm away, I'm away.
06:57I would like to reach out my hand, I'm better to say you, I'm better to tell you to run.
07:06I'm away, I'm away, I'm away.
07:09I'm better to say, I'm better to y'all.
07:13Well pick me up with golden hands, I'm better to say, I'm better to tell you to run.
07:23I'm away, I'm away.
07:25I'm better to say, I'm better to y'all.
07:29Well.
07:30I would like to hold my little hand, we will run, we will, we will cry, we will.
07:39Jerry!
07:41Uh, man, you see where I put the margarita machine?
07:44The good one. The science one.
07:46You left it in the shower.
07:49Boy, I might be living a little too anchors up, Jerry.
07:54You want a margarita?
07:55All good.
08:00He has to know that's not you.
08:02Well, if he does, he doesn't care.
08:04All right, we gotta get moving.
08:06There's a killer view two stops over.
08:08You guys want a ceviche to go?
08:16Wow.
08:17And Rick turned the moon into a disco ball for Morty's winter formal?
08:21Beautiful, right?
08:23Honestly, Eagle Man, I didn't think you'd come out this far.
08:26Way to prove me wrong.
08:27I mean, I'm not actually from the dimension you found me in.
08:30My whole family jumped together.
08:32And then when the space version of my wife showed up,
08:35I thought she'd hate me.
08:36And she did.
08:37But then I turned into a bug and we all had sex.
08:40Eagle Man!
08:41God damn!
08:43I guess it is all pretty cool when I say it out loud.
08:47Thanks for opening my eyes to that.
08:50I'm just you, brother.
08:52Welp.
08:53Hot of suds.
08:54And I did promise to get you home.
08:56Thanks for riding with me.
08:58It's the most fun I've had in a while.
09:01Wait one second.
09:02Whoa!
09:03Whoa!
09:04Hold on.
09:05I'm a little drunk.
09:07If this dimension's Jerry was like me, he'd keep a 12 pack in the bathroom for the occasional...
09:13Shower beer!
09:14Eagle Man!
09:15Oh, man!
09:20These, uh...
09:21Yeah.
09:22These are warm.
09:26Oh, shit, shit, shit!
09:27We're cutting it close!
09:28Oh, slow down!
09:29So much liquid in my stomach!
09:32I'm not being contrarian.
09:33I just think it'd be gross to do that to a cat.
09:36Squeamish Morty.
09:37No, not squeamish.
09:40No, no, no!
09:41Shit!
09:42We missed the connection?
09:43What does that mean?
09:44What does that mean?
09:45It's all good, Jerry.
09:46We're fine.
09:47Hey, look.
09:48Those guys portal into this Taco La Taco every week.
09:50There's a gene we can stay with while we wait.
09:52He's hip to the scene.
09:53He even has a few cots in his basement.
09:54A week from now?
09:55I can't stay with some gene for a week.
09:57Rick will just replace me.
09:59No, he won't.
10:00They won't even notice you've been gone.
10:02That's not a good thing.
10:03There is one way, but...
10:07Get me home!
10:09Okay.
10:10But why's it out in the woods?
10:12You want to get home fast, right?
10:14Only way to do that's through Grand Central.
10:19Couple of Parallel Mortys tried to pull a keg out of their bag of holding.
10:23Turned it inside out.
10:24Now it's kind of a toll road.
10:31Oh!
10:32Hey there.
10:33I'm Eagle Man.
10:34Got two coming out at burlap.
10:35Copy that.
10:38So...
10:39Were you camping or...?
10:41Get in.
10:47Welcome to Grand Central.
10:49It's, uh, not my favorite place.
10:53Who are these bandana guys?
10:55Sometimes your family goes on an adventure and doesn't come back.
10:59The dude that runs this place, he collects Jerry's that get left behind.
11:03Come on.
11:04Boss is ready to see you.
11:08Uh...
11:09Lay it cool.
11:10Hey, boss!
11:11Mooch!
11:12Mooch?
11:13It's my road name.
11:14Who's this?
11:15Meet Eagle Man.
11:16He's cool.
11:17I rescued him from working at the mall.
11:18We're just looking to get on the tundra line.
11:20Furs are up, I'm afraid.
11:21Rick patched that one fridge nexus, we've got surge pricing.
11:25Right.
11:26No problem.
11:27Whoa!
11:28I thought you didn't have a job.
11:29He doesn't.
11:30Get this.
11:31We all use the same ATM pin.
11:34Three...
11:35Eight...
11:36Five...
11:37Two.
11:38That's my ATM pin!
11:40Mm-hmm.
11:41The road provides.
11:43Wait!
11:44You steal from other Jerry's?
11:45Maybe.
11:46Or maybe poor silly Jerry was just careless with his money.
11:50Who would believe him anyway?
11:52Hey!
11:53That hurt!
11:54Pick this guy up in a sensitive dimension, search them both.
11:56Hey, fuck you, pal.
11:58Jerry, just relax.
11:59Well, this guy sucks!
12:00Seriously, Mooch, where did you pick him up?
12:03You mapping new routes and keeping them to yourself?
12:05Take it all.
12:06We just wanna pass through.
12:07You don't wanna mess with me, pal.
12:09My Rick could kick your ass.
12:11You little suburbs pussy.
12:13You shouldn't need Rick.
12:15Rick should need you.
12:16You just need to find his pressure points.
12:19Ow, ow, ow, ow!
12:20Take these two back to this guy's station and blacklist them both.
12:23All right, all right!
12:24Jeez!
12:25Hey!
12:26Get off of me!
12:29Hey!
12:30Ow!
12:33No, no, no!
12:35They cut us off!
12:38I can still get home, right?
12:41Fuck!
12:47Goddammit!
12:48I told you to play it cool!
12:49This is all I had, man!
12:51The road was my life!
12:52What about my life?
12:53I didn't ask for any of this.
12:55You just showed up at my house!
12:57Okay, okay.
12:58Here's my pitch.
12:59The job's as dock workers.
13:00Tell them we're twins or something.
13:01Uh, save up for three months and move to Spain.
13:03We'll open a dance studio.
13:05Start small, but eventually...
13:06I'm not doing any of that!
13:07Where even are we?
13:10Morty's high school?
13:12Yeah.
13:13This used to be my dimension.
13:15The shed was my way out.
13:17Oh, screw this!
13:18Hey, where are you going?
13:19To our house!
13:20There's gotta be an exit somewhere!
13:21Bad idea!
13:22There is no house!
13:23You expect me to trust you?
13:25What was I thinking?
13:26That I'd become some sort of hillbilly road sage?
13:29A cool prospector?
13:30My family loves me!
13:32And I threw it away!
13:33For this?
13:34Stupid, Jerry.
13:35No way!
13:36I left my dimension because I felt unappreciated!
13:38And by the time I found my way back, Beth had remarried!
13:41Oh, my God!
13:43Yeah.
13:44This whole time, you've been preaching about freedom and getting out there.
13:48But you're not brave!
13:50You have to live like this!
13:51You're the least cool version of me I've ever met!
13:54You're right!
13:55You're right!
13:56I'm a loser!
13:57Let's just do anything other than face my family, please!
14:01Hello?
14:02Oh, my God!
14:03Jerry!
14:04And there's two of you!
14:05Hi, there.
14:06Paul Fleischman, CPA.
14:07Hi!
14:08I'm Jerry.
14:09It's a pleasure!
14:10Beth!
14:11Jerry's back!
14:12And another one!
14:13Come on in.
14:14Can I get you guys some coffee?
14:15I'm a tea guy myself.
14:16Earl Grey.
14:17Oh, my God.
14:18Jerry?
14:19Hi.
14:20Family?
14:23What the fuck is going on?
14:25You walked out on us to dumpster dive across the multiverse?
14:29Well, you resented me!
14:30The kids didn't respect me.
14:32Rick hates me.
14:33How long did it take before you even noticed I was gone?
14:36Oh, we noticed, asshole.
14:37Don't put that on us.
14:38Yeah, maybe do something worthy of our respect?
14:40Like not disappearing?
14:42Good point, Morty.
14:43Oh, now Rick has thoughts on abandonment?
14:45I just said good point.
14:46I'm glad you left.
14:48Coming here was a bad idea.
14:50Hey!
14:51Stop disappearing for once.
14:53Mooch loves you guys.
14:54You're all he talks about out there.
14:56Morty, you love to eat bugs.
14:58Sure do!
14:59And Summer, you hate showering.
15:01Not as much anymore.
15:02I've actually been working on it.
15:03Oh, honey.
15:05It's true.
15:06I miss you guys so much.
15:09I mean, after wandering around a bit, I did come back.
15:12But Beth had met Paul and you all seemed so happy.
15:16We are happy.
15:17But that doesn't mean we hate you.
15:19I mean, we hate you a little bit.
15:21Yeah, Paul's pretty cool.
15:22I don't want to say we won the breakup, but...
15:25Guys, don't pile on.
15:26Jerry's trying to apologize.
15:28No, I deserve it.
15:30I thought you took me for granted.
15:32But it was the other way around.
15:34Rick?
15:36Here we go.
15:37I promised Jerry I'd get him home.
15:39Is there any way...
15:41Address?
15:42Oh.
15:43Uh...
15:44Huh.
15:45Is it a number or like a lot of letters?
15:49Uh-oh.
15:50We say Parmesan weird like Par-me-sian.
15:53Does your portal gun use keywords?
15:55We could go door to door?
15:58We cannot go door to door.
16:00Hey, maybe we just get back on the road?
16:02Uh, there's a shed by the high school.
16:03We'll show you.
16:04If these guys try to kill me in the shed, I will not hold back.
16:07Fair's fair.
16:08I'll be mean about it.
16:09Mean deaths.
16:10Can you blame me for leaving?
16:12No, I get it.
16:13It was really great to see you guys.
16:15Thanks for taking care of them, Paul.
16:17It's your family, Jerry.
16:18I'm just living in it.
16:19Bye, Jer.
16:20See you around.
16:21Let's go.
16:25The only way back to your reality is through Grand Central.
16:27Those Bandana Jerry's will be on the lookout for us.
16:30I know.
16:31But I've got an idea.
16:36Leave my reality.
16:39Oh.
16:40Hey, guys.
16:41Oh.
16:42Uh, hi, Jerry.
16:44Loving the, uh, five o'clock shadow.
16:46And I love your bandana.
16:49They're onto us!
16:50Run!
16:51Stop them!
16:52It's Mooch and that other guy!
16:53They're beams!
16:54Where am I going?
16:55Couch!
16:56Rick's lost remote control nexus!
16:57Dive!
16:58Dive!
16:59Dive!
17:00Boss, we got a problem!
17:01Oh!
17:02What the hell?
17:03You fucked up now, Mooch.
17:04You should have just stayed off the road.
17:05Damn it!
17:06He knows all the exits.
17:07This is a dream.
17:08This is some kind of weird hallucination.
17:09I ate too many mushrooms.
17:10Excuse me?
17:11Back to the couch!
17:12On my way.
17:13On my way.
17:14On my way.
17:27On my way.
17:29On my way.
17:31On my way.
17:32On my way.
17:33On my way.
17:34On my way.
17:35I would like to reach out my hand.
17:39On myself.
17:40Oh, boy.
17:42Oh, boy.
17:44Oh, boy.
17:46Oh, boy.
17:48Well, pick me up, hey, golden hand.
17:52Oh, boy.
17:54Oh, boy.
17:56Oh, boy.
17:58Oh, boy.
18:00Well, I would like to hold my little hand.
18:04Oh, boy.
18:06I would like to hold my little hand.
18:08Hey, he's not cool, man.
18:13I'll never stop chasing you, Mooch.
18:15The road is mine.
18:17Shit, this guy's persistent.
18:18He'd probably really thrive in American Eagle.
18:21I got an idea.
18:22It's risky, but do you trust me?
18:24Hey, I'm you, brother.
18:29I'm so glad making the mouse big didn't kill it.
18:32It eventually might.
18:34It's like Big Dogs or Andre the Giant.
18:36Stop, stop.
18:37The mouse is going to be okay.
18:40I was doubling back, sons of bitches.
18:42Oh, boss, you just missed it.
18:44Those guys came by on a giant mouse.
18:46You're fucking useless.
18:47You know that?
18:48Ow.
18:49That cool jacket changed you, Jerry.
18:52You're a mean guy now.
18:53And you pull me out of my chairs too much.
18:56Get the golf cart.
19:03There they are.
19:04Quick, come on.
19:05I'm going to kill you, Mooch.
19:09And then I'm going to fuck your wife.
19:11Good luck.
19:12She's married.
19:14If it's Jerry's like you that make me sick.
19:17Why can't you just stay home?
19:18I'm trying.
19:20You guys suck.
19:22You're weak.
19:23Not like me.
19:23I'm cool.
19:24I'm nothing like you.
19:26He's got a gun?
19:27Oh.
19:28Oh.
19:29Oh.
19:29Oh.
19:30Oh.
19:40Oh.
19:41Happy trails, bitch.
19:44Think those other Jerry's will be okay?
19:46Will we?
19:46I think I maybe just killed a guy you can't think about it. It's the one thing. I've learned you can't think about it. Oh
19:57Well, this is me nice place you got here
20:00Thanks
20:01So what are you gonna do now? You could hang out here for a bit. I can always have Beth buy more cereal
20:08Hmm, I've eaten on someone else's tab long enough besides. Maybe boss Jerry's gone now and the road can open back up
20:17Hell of a trip Eagle man. See you around mooch
20:23What the hell guys I found him he was in the bedroom
20:27I thought I checked in here. Oh, you guys were looking for me. Okay. Good. You found him told you I didn't compost his ass
20:33God could blame for everything. We were so worried about you. Jerry. You missed Morty meeting with an octopus
20:38It'll probably happen again. What were you even doing up here? Oh, you know, just taking some me time
20:45Gross. Well, I wasn't jerking off if that's what you're implying. Yeah, what the fuck who said that you just look grody
20:51Yeah, you need to get out more dad
21:00What the fuck was that uh nothing
21:07Yeah, a guy like you might be good for you
21:15You
21:45I
21:50Think I saw a yak out there if I can capture it keep it alive
21:54I should be able to drink its piss for two weeks probably even three hey dad
21:58Have you seen oh god Jesus come on dad what it's the culture of the show you're supposed to watch it naked
22:04It is the culture of the show, honey guys. We all use those couches
22:09You're so right about this guy turn it up
22:19Did you get any of that
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