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00:00The End
00:30Calm down, Morty. I'm almost done collecting Citadel wreckage.
00:45I am calm?
00:46Your fidget spinning has a passive aggressiveness to it.
00:49I can be calm and bored.
00:51You're a million years late on that thing anyways. Didn't the Egyptians invent those?
00:54Fashion cyclical, babe. I'm retro.
00:56Ah, fuck, shit. Hang on, we gotta find a place to land.
01:04Whoa, there's people living here? Are they refugees?
01:08Clones. Bio-trash.
01:09I thought everyone got sucked back to their reality of origin. That happened, right?
01:14Exactly. The Citadel was basically a factory farm for spare bodies. That portal reset sucked them all back.
01:20Oh.
01:20We don't want to stop here. This is the Morty part of town, if you know what I'm saying.
01:25Let's touch down over there.
01:26All right, Morty. Grab the sealant. I'll make this quick.
01:34Damn, this is nice corn.
01:37Whoa!
01:38All right. Take it easy, old-timer. I've heard about loners like this, Morty.
01:43What are you doing on my land?
01:45Trying to leave it as quickly as possible.
01:47Leave faster.
01:48Jesus! I was fixing it when you cocked the gun.
01:53See? Done.
01:55Fucking hillbilly.
01:56What's that guy's deal?
01:57Morty, I can't imagine anything worse than having to know.
02:00Oh, don't do nothing worse than confiscated it.
02:11Oh, there's no more cancer.
02:13Oh, there goes on to vivo.
02:14Oh, there's no better.
02:15Oh, yeah.
02:15There goes on to the middle.
02:20Oh, here we go.
02:21Oh, there we go.
02:22My whole Saturday and Sunday too
02:33I was thinking about ways not to do
02:40Lay down my weapons is what I've done
02:47Too late to hide, be too soft to run
02:53But people say I'm the luckiest way
02:57We're closed. Get the fuck out of here.
03:09Sorry he says that every time you come in.
03:11Mm-hmm.
03:14Widgets, gidgets, fertilizer.
03:16Hey, hey doc, did we salvage any more of those processors?
03:21We did, but they're on a pretty high shelf
03:24Which I, uh, will reach
03:28Oh, come on
03:32Forties, huh?
03:36You're the worst
03:36Oh
03:38Look what we got
03:46It's the jackpot, boys!
03:48Time to round up some stuff!
03:50Gotcha!
03:54Yeah!
03:55Yeah!
03:56Yeah!
03:57Oh, no!
03:58Oh, look what we got
04:00Are you one of us?
04:04Did we have an overalls guy?
04:06Just trying to leave with my stuff
04:08Wait, you live around here?
04:10We don't need to get acquainted
04:12Got that right, motherfucker
04:14You motherfucker
04:16Yeah!
04:17Oh!
04:18We got no...
04:19Oh!
04:20Yeah!
04:21Oh!
04:22Oh!
04:23Burn it all down, boys!
04:24Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
04:26Oh, yeah!
04:46You cracked that gene lock yet?
04:48Boss is getting antsy.
04:49This is the one.
04:51Oh, no!
04:52Oh, God!
04:53Oh, God!
04:54Oh, God!
04:55Oh, fiddlesticks!
04:56What a haul!
04:57The ship smells like Morty farts now.
04:58Where's my money?
04:59Oddjob, Rick.
05:00Take him upstairs.
05:01Oh!
05:02Oh!
05:03Oh!
05:04Oh!
05:05Oh!
05:06Oh!
05:07Oh!
05:08Oh!
05:09Oh!
05:10Oh!
05:11Oh!
05:12Oh!
05:13Oh!
05:14Oh!
05:15Oh!
05:16Oh!
05:17Oh!
05:18Oh!
05:19Oh!
05:20Oh.
05:21Ooh!
05:22Oh!
05:23You like football?
05:24What?
05:25Just making small talk.
05:26Long elevator.
05:27Well, nah, my associates here tell me you rustled up quite the score.
05:52Our job, you're a normal job, please.
05:57I can monologue while we wait.
06:01You ever wonder why I'm an overweight southern railroad baron?
06:05See, I was cloned to be the mascot of a Citadel gumbo chain.
06:10Get your mouth round it.
06:12But Big Rick's gumbo hutch is trash now.
06:16Whole Citadel is trash now.
06:18And ain't no pecking order amongst the trash.
06:22What a utopia.
06:23It will be, once I have the requisite Maudis.
06:27We can all be kings here, Mr. Trafficker.
06:30Good luck with that.
06:32Don't go spend it all in one place now.
06:36Filthy degenerate.
06:38No accent at all.
06:40Oh, fuck.
06:55Oh, fuck.
06:57Fuck!
07:17Fuck!
07:18Fuck!
07:23Fuck!
07:25Fuck!
07:26Fuck!
07:27Fuck!
07:28Fuck!
07:29Fuck!
07:30Fuck!
07:31Fuck!
07:32Fuck!
07:33Fuck!
07:34Fuck!
07:35Fuck!
07:36Fuck!
07:37Fuck!
07:38Fuck!
07:39Fuck!
07:40Fuck!
07:41Fuck!
07:42Fuck!
07:43Fuck!
07:44Fuck!
07:45Fuck!
07:46Fuck!
07:47Fuck!
07:48Fuck!
07:49Fuck!
07:50Fuck!
07:51Fuck!
07:52What the fuck?
08:01It was his idea. Don't hurt us. I'm not a real doctor.
08:05What are you doing here? Get the fuck out of my car.
08:07I'm coming with you to rescue our friends.
08:08I'm not going to rescue your friends.
08:10I'm going to kill those guys who stole my shit.
08:13Yeah, exactly. It's the same guys.
08:15It is the same guys.
08:17Flush us into space or keep driving.
08:20Fucking Mortys.
08:21Hey, man, you're the one who built this truck with a back seat.
08:24If you die, you die.
08:28Wow, back on an adventure with a rick.
08:32Close your eyes and it's like nothing changed.
08:35Some change is good.
08:36We had our own town, man. We were free.
08:39Hey, you know, my rick wasn't so bad.
08:42It used to take me and Summer to the park.
08:44No, we didn't. I have the same memory.
08:46It's fabricated, taking me and Summer to the park.
08:51And who said it all?
08:54You ricks don't have many original ideas, do you?
08:57And you're the arbiter of taste?
08:59Cool haircut. Stay out of my way.
09:01Stay out of mine.
09:08Hooey.
09:09Almost enough for a jump.
09:10I'm going to head to a reality where no one has facial hair.
09:13In the land of the blind.
09:14When I get my hop, I'm off to a dimension where racism is cool.
09:17Idiots, you gotta have bigger plans than one jump.
09:20Oh, yeah? And what's your big plan?
09:22You mean after I teabag your mom?
09:23Oh, God.
09:24I don't even have a mom.
09:28Come on, give me a six.
09:40Yeah!
09:43Damn it! That's not a six!
09:51Where's your boss?
09:53Up your button around the corner.
09:54That's where this barrel is going if you don't start talking.
09:57Uh, your butt or my butt?
09:59Give me back my friend!
10:01Jesus, man!
10:03Whoa! Whoa!
10:05Where are they?
10:07They're with his stuff!
10:08At the center of this new citadel!
10:12Morty Whip, son of a bitch!
10:13Get off me, you little shit!
10:34All we did was shoot you, man.
10:35You can't take that personally.
10:37We fighted here.
10:41You were always a good customer.
10:43Yeah.
10:44You always had exact change.
10:47Ready?
10:47Ready?
10:54Shit!
10:59They caught me, Arcade Morty.
11:01I'm dying.
11:04It's gonna be okay.
11:06I...
11:06I know a doctor.
11:09Oh.
11:10Huh.
11:12I hope I bleed out before I have to burn to death.
11:15No medical degree, but I've read enough to know
11:18one's an okay death and one is terrible.
11:21Ah.
11:22Flames aren't getting any closer.
11:24Looks like it'll definitely be the bleeding out one.
11:28Phew.
11:29Bye, pal.
11:33Off to the big med school in the sky.
11:36Hey!
11:37Hey!
11:39Ow!
11:40Sorry.
11:41They make me do this to bully me.
11:43Oh, shaming.
11:44To clarify, I'm sorry about the needle prick.
11:46Overall, I agree with what they're doing here.
11:49Oh, my God!
11:50Oh, our arcade, Morty?
11:52Shh!
11:52Richard Sanchez!
12:01When my associates here told me that strange little Morty town
12:04had themselves a pet brick with a farm full of cloning equipment,
12:08my interest was Pete.
12:09Cloning equipment?
12:10You see, what we have here, Gentlemeow, is a prince in the guise of a papa.
12:16Why, not only is this little Henley boy not a clone,
12:20he's also the Citadel's former head of Morty replication.
12:24Oh!
12:24A Morty cloning scientist?
12:26The best Morty cloning scientist.
12:29And from the looks of these boys, he's still got it.
12:33Richard, Richard.
12:35And I thought I loved my job.
12:37This is such a head fuck.
12:39Break out the bubbly, boys!
12:41My Citadel is a go.
12:44Get your mouth around it.
12:46That place had good curly fries.
12:48Oh, you been there?
12:49So you're not even a clone?
12:53Oh, what the fuck are you doing with your life?
12:56I don't belong anywhere else, kid.
12:58You don't want to be an evil Citadel guy,
13:00so instead you live next to a bunch of cloned Mortys on an asteroid?
13:04Wow, you're so different.
13:06Never said I was a good guy.
13:07I hate you!
13:09Oh, now.
13:11That ain't no way to talk to your pa.
13:14This is non-cloned piece of shit.
13:17Nah, we don't need to be so unpleasant with each other.
13:21I'd love to offer you your own job back.
13:24I'll take it.
13:25Hit the switch.
13:27What?
13:30Don't do it!
13:31Shut up!
13:32Kids right.
13:33I'm no better than any of you.
13:34I'm just self-loathing about it.
13:39See there?
13:40I told you he was good, beef.
13:43All right now.
13:44I think that's large enough.
13:47Morty, get us out of here!
13:54I'm coming!
14:01Morty, with me!
14:03Oh, man!
14:07Kill that bombadassion!
14:09So, deep down, you super-loat-sporties?
14:18Not really.
14:19I'm just really good at making you.
14:21I mean, look how you turned out.
14:23Don't give yourself credit.
14:29Wait, Rick!
14:30What are you doing?
14:31Not giving myself credit.
14:33Go make some memories that aren't fabricated.
14:35Rick!
14:35Rick!
14:36Yeah!
14:46Oh, these are friends.
14:48Doesn't take much to rip us into.
14:53I'm so-o-o-o-o-o-o.
14:57Doesn't take much to rip us into.
15:01I'm so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o.
15:05Oh, come on now.
15:35Well now, that's a very expensive elevator ride you just took.
15:49My plans were always bigger than one jump.
15:51No need for that.
15:53Drop the accent.
15:54Whatever you say, man.
15:56That's your real voice?
15:58Ah, shit! A desk gun?
16:01An eschutoire.
16:03Cepion!
16:33Oh!
16:35No!
16:37No!
16:38No!
16:39Let's go!
17:06You certainly are a burr in my saddle.
17:09You're a joke.
17:10I'm whatever I want to be.
17:12That's the freedom of life as a clone.
17:15You wouldn't know.
17:16Someone made you with Sayux.
17:19All those sweaty parts and nipply bits.
17:22You disgust me.
17:24It's over, man.
17:26Your dream's about to be gumbo.
17:29Get your mouth grounded.
17:32You know me?
17:35Father?
17:36Oh, no, no.
17:38You're under the delusion of something called the Auteur myth.
17:42Truth is, any big project is made in collaboration.
17:45Lots of delegating.
17:47I sort of gave notes.
17:50I don't want to hear this.
17:52Good news.
17:53You don't have to.
17:55Au revoir, son.
17:57You rich!
17:59Maybe he survived it?
18:17What do we do now?
18:20Go home?
18:21We decide where home is.
18:23For each of us.
18:24I don't know.
18:25That old homesteader wanted us to make memories for ourselves.
18:29No Morty Towns or Citadels or huddling together.
18:33It's time to grow up.
18:34Feel me in.
19:04It's time to grow up.
19:05It's time to grow up.
19:07It's time to grow up.
19:09It's time to grow up.
19:09It's time to grow up.
19:10It's time to grow up.
19:11It's time to grow up.
19:12It's time to grow up.
19:13It's time to grow up.
19:14It's time to grow up.
19:15It's time to grow up.
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19:17It's time to grow up.
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19:21It's time to grow up.
19:22It's time to grow up.
19:23It's time to grow up.
19:24It's time to grow up.
19:25It's time to grow up.
19:26It's time to grow up.
19:27It's time to grow up.
19:28It's time to grow up.
19:29Hey, uh, is your...
19:46Is your Rick around?
19:48I think my Morty dropped his fidget spinner down here.
19:50I'm telling you, I checked everywhere else.
19:52Morty, I swear to God, if I check between the seats of our car...
19:55I check between the seats!
19:56Oh, shit, Morty. Check it out.
20:01I think this little dude killed his Rick.
20:02You really think so?
20:03Yeah. Look, there's a grave.
20:05He buried him out front as a warning.
20:06Damn, ice cold.
20:08Is that a second, smaller grave?
20:11Burnt on his house, too.
20:12Starting to think we should have stuck around.
20:13Jesus Christ, I didn't kill...
20:15Found it!
20:16I told you I checked between the seats.
20:18When you're right, you're right, Morty.
20:20Told you, I admit that kind of stuff now.
20:21And I can admit you're right about that, Rick.
20:24You're really changing.
20:26Assholes.
20:30Assholes.
20:56Did you get any of that?
21:21You
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