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00:00Listen, you know, when you was here the other day, did you lose anything out of your handbag?

00:07No, I don't think so. Why?

00:10Well, they're not mine.

00:11What are they?

00:14Fannyweights. I don't have them. Where's them from?

00:18Well, they're not mine and nobody else has been here except you.

00:21Oh, I'll tell you what, though, I'll have them.

00:23Ah!

00:30Her flabbers have been gassed.

00:32You want some of this?

00:34Oh, that is!

00:35Look out!

00:36Oh, no! Steve!

00:37Oh, now, there's a controversial statement. The gravy.

00:43Yeah!

00:44Do you like this music?

00:45No, not particularly.

00:46So, suck on that!

00:48Oh, wow!

00:49He's been a bad boy!

00:51Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.

00:53Not a chance, Julie.

00:54Oh!

00:55Yes, look at that!

00:56He's had an absolute feast!

00:58Whoa!

01:00For a banana?

01:01This is insane!

01:03Well, thank God that's over, I've got a date on.

01:06It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.

01:10That's very modern, isn't it? Now, if you no-one saw that coming.

01:13No.

01:14In the week David Beckham picked up his knighthood from the king, we enjoyed lots of great telly.

01:22Players were getting fired up as the games began on Netflix.

01:26Think about what you gave to be here. Let them do it. We're going to win this with faith and belief in each other. We got this! Let's get it! Come on!

01:35He's done some motivational training, that he.

01:38Yeah, they're all the same. They all say, we've got this, we can do it.

01:42I've never had motivational training, Mary. That's why I'm unmotivated.

01:46Yeah, but I've chuck-GPT'd what's wrong with you.

01:50What is it?

01:51Executive dysfunction.

01:52Oh, you must tell me more about it.

01:54Yeah.

01:55I love a diagnosis.

01:56There was a right royal dressing down on ITV News.

02:00Last night, Prince Andrew became Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, stripped of his remaining titles.

02:05Do you know what I think his next move should be? Another BBC documentary.

02:10Yeah, because it did do in the world of good last time.

02:12Yeah. And in the meantime, he's just flogging all his old robes that he no longer needs on Vintage.

02:17Oh, they'll be on Vintage, yeah.

02:18Well, they'll get Fergie doing all that, won't they?

02:20Yeah.

02:21She can run them to the post office, like.

02:22Yeah.

02:23She's tearing her arse to in post every five minutes.

02:27You won't believe it, Andrew. There's no f***ing lockers again.

02:31And Traitors versus Faithfuls came face to face in the final showdown on BBC One.

02:38Players, this is it. The final round table.

02:43Right, Dad, are you ready?

02:44OK.

02:47I think the traitor is you, Dad.

02:49Ha!

02:51Well, that's what you're going to do.

02:53That's good, that is.

02:54Stony face.

02:55Yeah, but that's terrifying.

02:56Contempt.

02:59Look, I would accuse you first of being a traitor and then a serial killer if I saw that.

03:02In Durham.

03:11I had my first ever shower.

03:14Oh, that's exciting.

03:15In my new bathroom.

03:17I also crucified the toilet.

03:20Best friends, Abby and Georgia.

03:23Oh!

03:25Crucified the toilet.

03:28Is that the word?

03:29No!

03:30What?

03:31When you do something for the first time, what does it...

03:34Christened.

03:35Is it christened?

03:36I think it's christened, not crucified.

03:39Crucified my toilet.

03:42On Thursday night, over 11 million of us settled in for this on the BBC.

03:50Here's to the traitors.

03:52Yes!

03:53To the traitors.

03:54To the traitors.

03:55Here we go.

03:56Abinoli, get your stroke up, Steve, because this is going to be a shock.

04:03Not many for it to be over! I don't want it to be over! What am I going to do?

04:07Come on, Claudia, let's get it started. I can't bear the suspense.

04:11Nineteen celebrities arrived at this castle to play the ultimate murder mystery game.

04:17I like that castle.

04:18And now we're down to just five.

04:21Three faithful and two traitors.

04:24Don't know what Claudia's going to do. It's her last night.

04:26She's finishing Strictly. What's she doing? Emigrating somewhere?

04:29She may be going on holiday.

04:30My only kind of real hope is Nick does what he's told me he's going to do,

04:35which is to vote for Kat.

04:37Her name's only been mentioned once, I think, the whole series.

04:40Going into this final round table, we've got to get them traitors,

04:43so the faithful really do need to rally together now.

04:45Yes, Nick, that is the whole point of the game.

04:47I've got to make a decision on whether to vote David or Kat.

04:51Oh, it's not David! David or Kat!

04:53We're at the final round table. We've got two traitors that have been traitors since the very beginning.

05:00Oh, he sticks up. He looks like bloody Liberace.

05:03I've just got to be so careful.

05:05Do you know what, though? Alan hasn't done well when he's come under fire at the round table.

05:10He's got defensive.

05:11Players, this is it. The final round table.

05:16Don't start rattling them!

05:21Remember, if only faithful remain, they share the pot.

05:26But if there is still a traitor here, they take it all.

05:32Holy macaroni, Pedro.

05:35I didn't even know the cider, man.

05:37Yeah! It's that good, isn't it?

05:39The banished player will no longer reveal if they are a traitor or a faithful.

05:45Oh, my God! That makes it even harder!

05:48For the final time, then, the floor is yours.

05:51Oh, here we go. Here we go.

05:54OK, who's going first? Who's going first?

05:57So, look, there are so few things anyone can say with certainty, but, um...

06:01Alan, you're a traitor.

06:04Alan, you know, I think I realise that I've often felt, especially going to breakfast,

06:10like, terrified and then this sheer sense of relief.

06:12Did Nick say Alan then?

06:14Yes, he said Alan.

06:15But Nick said he was going for Kat.

06:17Yes.

06:18And what I often didn't get a sense from you was the sense of relief

06:22that you'd survived, maybe?

06:24Good spot.

06:25Well spotted.

06:26I like that thinking from Nick.

06:27And maybe that's possibly arguably true of you, Kat, sometimes,

06:31that there was never this sort of...

06:33Like a relief.

06:34Oh!

06:35Two traitors there.

06:36He's naming two of them, isn't he?

06:38I think the Faithfuls have got them sussed here.

06:40I don't know what they might have done.

06:42Alan and Kat are on the ropes.

06:43The one small con I've got for you is that you've been really quiet

06:47all the way through.

06:48Mm-hmm.

06:49She has, hasn't she?

06:50Yeah, very.

06:51You've always got to watch out for the quiet ones, haven't you?

06:53And with David and Kat receiving two votes each,

06:56it all came down to Joe.

07:03What's he gonna say?

07:04Oh, this is exciting, Mary.

07:06I can't watch!

07:07Ah!

07:08I'm sorry, Kat.

07:09No.

07:10Yes?

07:11She's double bluffing.

07:12But I've changed my mind.

07:13No!

07:14No!

07:15Kat!

07:16He's rowing for Kat!

07:17They got her!

07:18Kat is gone!

07:19Kat is gone!

07:20Can we just take a moment for the fact that Alan is the only remaining traitor?

07:25It was the worst out of all of them!

07:26Of our people!

07:27Of our people!

07:28Right, hang on.

07:31Are we doing an indoor fire pit?

07:33Because that just makes it even more special.

07:35Players, this is it.

07:38The final showdown.

07:40Oh!

07:41Oh!

07:42Come on, come on, come on!

07:43I don't want it to end.

07:44In front of you are chests that contain ceremonial pouches.

07:49Oh, pouches.

07:50Oh, pouches.

07:51One is labelled banish again.

07:54The other is labelled endgame.

07:57If you believe there is still traitors in your midst...

08:02There is, Alan!

08:03They don't know that there's still one left.

08:05They don't know that they've got rid of them all.

08:07Then choose banish again.

08:09Oh, my God.

08:10Alan needs to go banish and get David out.

08:13Alan, we will start with you.

08:15Let's see what you have chosen to do.

08:18He's got to say end the game, but if he said end the game...

08:21They'll know he's the traitor.

08:22Yeah.

08:23Red, he wants to banish!

08:25Oh, that is a big double bluff.

08:27I've still got a little bit of unfinished business.

08:30It's to do with Joe.

08:32Yeah.

08:33Oh, he's going to try and get rid of Joe.

08:35Earlier today, me, Kat and him were outside

08:38and he said, let's vote for David, all three of us.

08:42And that's what we said we'd do.

08:44And round the round table, he goes for Kat.

08:47And it just made me very suspicious.

08:51Yes, Alan!

08:53Yes!

08:54Is it right if he's getting it, Alan?

08:57This is brilliant!

08:58Come on!

08:59A bit later, with the final showdown underway,

09:02the players turned the fire red,

09:04which meant another banishment.

09:06Alan, who do you believe should be banished?

09:09Here we go.

09:10Who's he going to put?

09:11I think it's Joe.

09:13Joe!

09:14He's gone for Joe!

09:17Go!

09:19Joe.

09:21It's going to be Alan, isn't it?

09:23Alan.

09:24I've gone for Alan.

09:25Joe and Alan, pistols at dawn.

09:27They're coming for you, Alan!

09:29David.

09:30Oh, don't get it wrong, David.

09:32Joe is a traitor.

09:34Oh, David!

09:35Oh, yeah!

09:36That's where I want it to go!

09:37Yes, yes, yes!

09:38Oh, my days!

09:40I can't believe it!

09:42Look at his face!

09:44Oh!

09:45Oh, I'm slathering.

09:46Hey, Alan's done the job!

09:47Nick.

09:50Oh, my God.

09:51Nick's going to go for Joe, isn't he?

09:53I'm stressed.

09:54I'm very stressed.

09:58Joe.

09:59No!

10:00No!

10:01Fuck it!

10:02Fuck it!

10:03I don't want that!

10:06Oh!

10:07Shut up!

10:08Sit down!

10:09Oh, no!

10:10Look at Joe's face!

10:12So, Joe has been banished.

10:13Only three of you remain.

10:16Two faithfuls.

10:17One traitor.

10:18Alan, let's see what you have chosen to do.

10:21Oh!

10:22I hate these!

10:23Are you leaving the game or banish again?

10:25He's going to do end game!

10:26End game!

10:28End game!

10:29No, I think Alan's giving the game away.

10:31David, let's see what you have chosen to do.

10:34Oh!

10:35No!

10:36No!

10:37Look at David's face!

10:38No green, no green, no green.

10:39He's going green.

10:42Green!

10:43End game!

10:44Oh, my God, he's going to do it!

10:45I think he's going to do it!

10:46Nick, this is the last pouch.

10:49Come on, Nick!

10:50It all comes to this now.

10:51Oh, Nick!

10:52Come on, Nick!

10:53Come on, Nick!

10:54If it burns green, we end the game right now.

10:56Oi, up!

10:57It's not red.

10:58Oh, please don't be red.

10:59Oh, please tell me you've banished.

11:01Come on, Nick!

11:02If the fire burns red, we've banished again.

11:07Here we go!

11:08My head's going to come off now any minute.

11:10Can't watch.

11:11I actually can't watch.

11:12No!

11:13No!

11:14No!

11:15No!

11:16Oh!

11:17He's done it!

11:18It's funny!

11:19It's funny!

11:20It's funny!

11:21It's funny!

11:22Oh, you funny bastard!

11:23Look at Alan's face!

11:24Look at Alan's face!

11:25Oh, he cannot contain himself!

11:26I knew it!

11:27He's been the worst traitor that traitors has ever seen!

11:32David, will you now please reveal, are you a faithful or are you a traitor?

11:37A faithful.

11:39Quite sentimentally!

11:40It's getting to me this!

11:42They're going to be so shocked.

11:44Nick, please reveal, are you a faithful or are you a traitor?

11:48Look at her smiling!

11:49She just knows!

11:50A faithful.

11:53Look at the smiling look!

11:54Whoa!

11:55We're old pals, aren't we?

11:57They think they've won the money!

11:59Alan.

12:02Oh, no!

12:03Look at his face!

12:04Oh, no!

12:05Oh, no!

12:06I'm shaking for him!

12:07I am.

12:10And have always been.

12:17A traitor.

12:18Oh, fuck!

12:19Oh!

12:20Oh, my God, he's collapsed!

12:21Ah!

12:24No, no, no!

12:29Well, they didn't see that coming, did they?

12:31You did brilliantly, Alan.

12:33You did brilliant.

12:34You did brilliant.

12:35You did brilliant.

12:36You did brilliant.

12:37You did brilliant.

12:38You did brilliant.

12:39The game.

12:40Oh, bless him.

12:41Oh, he's going to make me cry.

12:42Oh, dog.

12:43It's a bloody game.

12:44Oh, no, but he's not to lie to them.

12:45You know what?

12:46That's relief.

12:47It is!

12:48That is absolute relief.

12:49You have won the game.

12:50You have won the game.

12:51Congratulations!

12:52Woo-hoo-hoo!

12:53Oh, that was brilliant.

12:54Oh, that was great.

12:57That was brilliant.

12:58I'm about to wet myself.

13:00It was too exciting.

13:01I'm tired out.

13:02I'm- I can't wait for you to fuck off.

13:05I can't wait for you to go home.

13:06I can't wait for you to go home.

13:07I'm tired out, I'm worn out watching this.

13:09watching this i am i've never been so drained what a show what a show you hardly ever get

13:15emotion over a teleprogram anymore mary i know that's very rewarding that you've still got some

13:21feelings left in home why are you sat as though you've got a broom up your ass holly i went to

13:34bed last night you know i've got my button and like i sat off i was sat like that straight up so

13:40i could watch the telly and then i must have fell asleep so best friends jenny and lee told you them

13:46electric beds are no bastard good i must have woke up i bet he was i was sat there i bet he was that

13:52slathering i couldn't just picture you yeah i was was you in my bedroom oh lee i ain't doing it no

13:59more i'm going to do it make sure that i turn it down why don't you put your telly on your ceiling

14:06no the mirror's there on sunday night hamza was having a look at homegrown wildlife on bbc1

14:16i've been watching this it's absolutely charming he finds all the wildlife that we don't normally see

14:24well it's funny that he's been able to get you interested in wildlife and i've been trying for

14:2840 years nutty but it's the charming way he does it oh it's the difference is it yeah my name is

14:34hamzi has seen i am a wildlife cameraman and naturalist and i do a good cha-cha-cha yeah i've

14:40got a very special spot for hamza simon me too and in this series i'm going to show you the incredible

14:46hidden wildlife that we have here in the british isles what have we even got see i don't think we've

14:52got as much as other countries i'll be showing you animals so rare oh look at that that's a tuna

15:00oh i'm sure that's a tuna that we hardly ever see them china

15:06tuna told you tonight that's in british isles yep oh my god that's why i don't go swimming

15:12hopefully it's not filmed in the cotswars this because everything because there won't be a lot

15:18of wildlife yeah yeah well i'm afraid i've got a wildlife setback today mary the dog oh don't ate a

15:29great tit everything's in yorkshire of course there is a bird here that has captured imaginations for

15:38centuries and it is really how long centuries centuries i think it's like every 10 years

15:45it's strange it's alien and it's almost impossible to see what sort of bird is that and i know what it

15:52is what hamza it's a nightjar they're the only woodland wader that we have here in the british isles

15:59take it back they are the master of disguise so are we going to see it then i bet it's insignificant

16:07and it's brown but at night they come alive and they head into the open to feast in the fields

16:14you don't see many birds on a night apart from an owl don't you not or a bat bats aren't bird dabs

16:19i've got wings this camera is absolutely incredible it's a thermal camera thermal so it

16:25temperature yes this camera reveals to me that there is so much happening out there oh look so you

16:32wouldn't know there was there would you really going in the fucking woods on a night now have you seen

16:36what's above you there are hundreds of wading birds a herd of roe deer oh look at the deers the

16:43animals are glow in the dark no they don't glow in the dark that's just on the camera light and even an

16:48otter oh oh my god i love otters oh wow they're mental they'll bite your shoes off if you get if they

16:56get too close what if you don't have any shoes on well then you're fucked and the bird that i have come to

17:02see a woodcock a what what a woodcock a woodcock oh you like eating them i do that's a woodcock you

17:10can see the side profile of this particular woodcock don't be embarrassing simon how old are you

17:18with craig ralston and a group of volunteers we're going to catch and ring these amazing birds all in

17:24the name of science you can't net it attenborough doesn't net anything yeah but then you release it

17:30after you had a good look at it oh you can see the bird that's a woodcock oh it's right by his feet

17:35yeah that's a skill in it and it's taken off oh butter fingers many hands make light work so let me

17:45show them how it's done yeah oh here you go here comes the big guns oh he's missed it oh he didn't do it did

17:53do it there are so many birds out here surely we can catch just one little woodcock by the sounds

18:01of it no you can't oh here we go here we go i got it oh he's got it he's got it where's it up then in

18:11the net but you can't see it if you have a look the bird is held oh look at it though oh between my

18:22middle and index finger that's cute as hell do you think i think it looks ugly as fog if you have a

18:28look at its head its eyes have actually migrated further back so it can see 360 degrees around it

18:36oh that's quite cool eyes in the back of your head i've always wanted those no wonder it was out

18:40to catch you could see him coming you've learned a lot about woodcocks i hadn't really thought about

18:45them much before well neither if i accept as dinner

18:52i'm sorry i've reached a milestone this week jane and i don't know if i'm proud or embarrassed try me

19:00um i have now completed every episode of ncis simon and his sister jane there are 22 series available

19:11of which each series has about 200 episodes 20 episodes i've found 490 episodes i have watched

19:23them all from start to finish in order

19:28is that what you call binge watching i did in one go

19:31this week hundreds of players donning tracksuits return to play netflix's deadliest game show

19:41oh ellie squid game two the challenge new games we've got new games we've got new challenges new

19:48games new challenges new people

19:52hey do you know what i like about it lee it's all different age groups oh yeah it's not just for

19:57young people i think they're from about 18 205 so you're just in

20:05players welcome to squid game hello games master did i get a cup of tea first

20:11that's what i was thinking no biscuit nothing this test will require two volunteers

20:17to step forward oh christ don't volunteer you're gonna be the first to go i'd volunteer no well you'd be

20:23gone oh somebody's going for it oh they're twins god there's no flies on you is there no yeah that

20:32was a wild move them both stepping forward like this is what i'm saying why would you do that as twins

20:36exes follow the staff into the white room o's remain here in the dorm oh they're splitting them up

20:43up why attention players only one room will survive this test the other will be eliminated oh my god

20:56wait they're already getting caught in half this test is simple all you need to do is count count

21:05what no worries how are you be done at this point wouldn't you oh off when your room believes 456

21:11seconds have elapsed you must push the button oh no so whoever's closest to 456 seconds wins yeah

21:21there's seven mississippi eight mississippi nine mississippi that's enough okay who's confident in

21:26count four thirty one four thirty one ask if anybody's a musician in the group oh that was a good

21:32comment rhythm metronome two three four we got a nurse back there she does the counts wait when she

21:39does the compressions nurse okay no room for error if you're a nurse is there if you're doing cpr

21:46one two three four stay in the life stand that's it your time starts now all right let's lock in

21:58guys one two three four i said nursing was started what's the nurse doing when she hasn't spoke really

22:08one two three she's way too slow she's 10 seconds out she's going way too slow you don't tell him

22:15everybody knows that she's cocked up here she's getting slower tell her she needs to go faster

22:24what is he doing man don't make her lose count if they interrupt her it's done oh god 47 48 49

22:32i think they've done it with the musician abs i do right it's time is it time 51 52 53 54 55 56 hit the button

22:44now now hit that bit push that shape is in there still like that next door

22:52oh she is look you're gonna push it push it okay push it push it push it push it push it push it now

23:05oh he pushed it was he too slow i think blues are gone do you reckon yeah that team is a shambles if

23:13they've won it's a disgrace the result of the first test is as follows here we go oh my god we're gonna find

23:19out one room was out by two seconds two is wild oh that's pretty good that's pretty good the other

23:28by 12 seconds oh that's worse 12 seconds oh it's a by the 12 10 seconds you missed oh yeah it could be

23:38it oh lord please don't let me be oh my god please you are gone oh they're dead they're dead

23:48this is awful player 431. oh he didn't get shot wait what as you were brave enough to volunteer

24:06you will survive this test no way oh i got immunity i bet all them laying down up floor

24:15you are fuming because they can all hear it imagine getting all the way there now you'd be so pissed

24:20off 50 50 chance you go through yeah you got time off work got there told the family you're away

24:26got babysitters dog sitters everything goodbye i was like i'm home hi that was short my one day holiday

24:34it leads it's the lessons learned and i feel like sometimes you know when you learn things you

24:47should share these things i like to learn and share yes yes so i've learned and shared that you do not

24:53take pictures in the bath and then send them to people best friends danielle and daniela you know

24:59i've got my little i have my little snack bar in the bath do you know what i mean so i have my

25:02my phone so i can watch telly and i've got my little nibbles and my drink and i'm a little table

25:06so i took a picture of that to show off you got your feeling the reflection sent it to my boss

25:13no full growler someone's getting a pair of eyes it was a bit more in the picture than uh

25:20then i'd realized it was a really nice spread i bet it was on monday night the net was closing in on

25:32channel four let's watch hunter nuts the finale don't dangle the teabag don't you dare dangle

25:38that teabag just gonna throw it in the fire mary oh no it's your favorite headquarter tv policeman simon

25:46you bet we got them we got them they're on social media 19 days ago 14 fugitives went on the run

25:5514 there's only three left oh my god got the old mirrors on hunters you have no idea no

26:01oh dear i love her attitude oh she's really means it don't she confident that's a winner

26:10tonight they'll have to get to the extraction point you know yourself you've watched it before

26:14okay people strap yourself in and buckle up today is going to be a bumpy ride strap in and buckle up

26:21the loudest scream the faster you go to reach the extraction point and escape the hunters

26:28they must first collect their getaway car that's probably is it

26:35you're you're shopping all the time i think i should be a hunter

26:38okay let's see what we got here proceed immediately to euro tunnel you're a tunnel

26:49yeah tunnel where are they going press the end parking use contactless

26:54now they know where his card's been used yeah

26:59andrew's just uses cards paid for parking in bromley okay listen up i need all your eyes on this cctv we

27:05need to pick them up we need to see where they're going there you go so there's team bravo they're

27:11in a great place if he's going to continue heading in that direction andrew's heading towards the hunters

27:16i'm pretty sure as i could be that this has all got telematics and so they know exactly where the car

27:23is oh disabling yeah there it is he's just driven straight past him he's not going to get into a

27:32high-speed chase is he on britain's roads telling survival of the fittest he doesn't deserve to get

27:39away if he was stupid enough to use this credit card sure if i ripped out a couple of these fuses

27:44that would turn off the telematics but i'm gonna have to basically pull in no don't stop andrew don't

27:50stop keep going keep moving keep moving andrew yeah he's pulling yeah get ready oh he is he is no

27:57andrew oh oh that's hunters oh my god they're right behind me flooring andrew flooring

28:04oh he's out he's out god christ christ clever man yes very clever i like to see the initiative he's

28:18not clever and just stop running they're running they're running come on stop running no don't

28:24stop running andrew don't stop did i have to physically touch him stop running no they've got him they've got

28:32him i should have been hundreds of time on the run of the zone oh no oh oh he really chased him

28:39around the corner didn't he didn't have to get very he didn't go very far did he after 19 days

28:46a six-foot fence wiped you out the game and it wasn't long until the hunters were on the heels of

28:51marie there is

29:00marie your time of the running is over you have been hunted oh bloody hell oh yeah we're gonna get

29:08Now we've got Shaq and his master on platform B1. Oh God. I can see him

29:14Oh my days, we made it. No you haven't! Put your foot down!

29:20And now that's not left yet

29:25They're really up his arse

29:33He's on he's on

29:35Oh, he's crying! He's crying!

29:41He's done it the tree's gone

29:45Brilliant

29:49It's the money in there. I hope it's not drugs. He's gonna end up in prison for 40 years

29:54That is all his? All of it? You'd be buzzing, wouldn't you?

30:07Oh, well done! That was minutes! That was fucking brilliant. Absolutely brilliant

30:13It was minutes away, weren't they?

30:15Yeah. He's gonna get in trouble here for having a hundred grand for the count of eight notes on him

30:21The gendarmes in Paris aren't gonna take too clever to that

30:25And in a stolen master

30:27That's what I'm gonna do.

30:29In the Cotswolds

30:31Darling, I think this is probably the 8th or 9th throat lozenge that I found dotted around the house

30:38Andrew and his husband Alfie

30:40They're not dotted around the house. I think I've the fact is I bought about 400 in the last week because I have the worst cough and cold

30:47And I have bought almost every lozenge in the county, but I also think I spit them out

30:54What? No, when I'm sleeping

30:56They're not in the bedroom. They're everywhere. They're dotted all over the house. It's disgusting

30:59Well, I don't know why I'm finding them on tables on chairs and sofas

31:03Please stop if you have a throat lozenge in

31:06Please just please just finish it or put it in the bin. Okay, I will do in the future. I'm very sorry

31:10Awful

31:11On Sunday night ITV had our nerves on edge again as the explosive game of

31:17Cat and Mouse continued

31:19Right, let's strap in. Trigger point time

31:21I'm not sure you watch it's the program you're watching. It's just Vicki McClure, isn't it?

31:25Well, obviously, but it's a good storyline

31:27I have to admit I do like the new hairstyle. It's much better

31:33Didn't you once meet Vicki McClure's hairdresser?

31:36I've met Vicki McClure's hairdresser a couple of times

31:40No

31:42Bloody hell

31:43Friends in high places, yeah

31:45Hot on the trail of the anonymous bomber Vicki's intuition led it to Greenwich

31:55Hello, what's this? What's she looking at?

31:57Oh shit

32:01What is that?

32:03Those people tied up

32:05Jesus Christ

32:07What the hell?

32:09Are these more victims? I think so

32:11This guy's deadly, man, in the ear you played about

32:18Murderers!

32:20What is the bomber doing this for? What is the end goal? I don't understand

32:27Revenge

32:28Well, it's revenge for what?

32:30And it wasn't long before the rest of her squad arrived to give her a helping hand

32:36But they're conscious, they're moving

32:39Looks like they're all sat in something too

32:41They've got masks on

32:42Oh, see the canisters in the middle

32:44Yes

32:45I think they must be sat on pressure pads or something like that, eh?

32:48What do you mean?

32:49Well, as soon as they lifted off

32:51Boom!

32:52It snar

32:53Yeah

32:54You can't do this alone

32:56No, she can't

32:57No, she can't do this alone

32:58You're gonna need backup

32:59Charging three in position

33:05Oh, look at old Rich

33:06What's up with him?

33:07Oh, his nerves are playing up, innit?

33:09Oh, look, he's got the shakes, Mary

33:15Oh, you can't go and decide my bomb

33:17Cos he nearly drowned, didn't he?

33:19Well, last week he did, yeah

33:20Trying to save that woman, wasn't it?

33:22Yeah

33:27Pass

33:28Jesus, what a contraption

33:30This is definitely the worst one that we've seen so far

33:32Oh, yep

33:33Oh, it's something feeding into the mask

33:41See that canister

33:42Oh, is it?

33:43Oh, yes

33:44It's oxygen

33:45No, it's running out

33:47What happens when the oxygen runs out?

33:48They die

33:49But the masks have hooked up to some explosive device

33:53If they try and take them off, then

33:56Something's gonna go by

34:00You're doing great

34:01Hey, hey, hey

34:02We need to calm down

34:03Calm down!

34:04They're either gonna get suffocated or their head's blown off

34:06They're running out of oxygen

34:08Jenna, you can't rush these things

34:10Will you have to?

34:11It doesn't look like the masks are connected to the scales

34:13We should be fine to snip and remove

34:15Should be fine

34:16I mean, we can only hope at this point

34:19Just cut the wires, then

34:23Oh!

34:24Oh!

34:25Oh!

34:26She's gonna cut one!

34:28Oh, fucking hell

34:30I think she knows what she's doing

34:32Thank Christ for that

34:33Neutralised

34:34Neutralised

34:35Neutralised

34:38Oh, God, Rich, please neutralise

34:40Rich, Rich's got the shaky hands

34:41He shouldn't even be doing this

34:42Rich?

34:43How you doing?

34:44Yeah, uh, yeah

34:45Nearly there

34:46He's faffing!

34:47Knowing me, I'd get Rich

34:48I'll hold on this

34:50I'd get him

34:51Neutralised

34:52Oh, he's done it, he's done it

34:53Rich has done it, finally

34:54He took his time, didn't he?

34:55Neutralised

34:56Oh, she's just cutting straight into the scales

34:58Neutralised

34:59Neutralised

35:00Neutralised

35:01Neutralised

35:02Here we go

35:03This is going too smoothly

35:04It is, isn't it?

35:05I'm not happy

35:06I'm gonna go down with these two, but I'll come back and give you a hand, yeah?

35:07Aye, I know good

35:08She'll be right behind you

35:09She'll be right behind you

35:10This is not looking good, this

35:11Something's gonna happen here, Ellie

35:12I can feel it

35:13Something's not right, is it?

35:14I'm gonna ask you to move

35:16Take your place

35:31Wait, what?

35:32No!

35:33No!

35:34What's he doing?

35:35He's switching places with her

35:36He's gonna sit on it instead

35:37But why?

35:38Move

35:39Oh!

35:40Oh, God

35:41Oh, he's on it, he's on it

35:43Don't offer

35:44Bad idea

35:45Bad idea

35:46What are you playing at?

35:49What's going on?

35:50Lana, what are you doing?

35:51Go over and give him a hand

35:54Do you need a hand?

35:55Yes, he does!

35:56Yes, he does!

35:57What?

35:58Okay

36:02That's the black wire

36:03Isn't it supposed to be the red wire?

36:05He's got the wrong colour

36:06He's got the wrong colour

36:08Oh!

36:09Oh!

36:10Oh!

36:11Fucking hell!

36:12Oh!

36:13Shit!

36:14A brick!

36:15It was supposed to be red!

36:16Oh, Lee!

36:17Rich has exploded!

36:18I knew some awful were gonna happen!

36:19Oh!

36:20Sometimes in them situations I always like to think, oh, he's gonna come back next week but, oh, no, he's just blew himself up into like a hundred paces

36:39There's no way he's coming back, is there?

36:40No

36:41No

36:51Put your drink down, I need you to try it on

36:53It's like a bloody rug

36:54It's quite heavy actually

36:56I need some conditioner on it, it's as rough as a badger's arse

37:02You're so ungrateful

37:05No, I'm not, it's lovely

37:06Sit down, sit down

37:07Now, I didn't know whether to make you a knee blanket then, to go over your feet

37:12Can't you just make it bigger so it goes, you know

37:15What, a little bit longer on end?

37:17The floor

37:18Keep you busy for the rest of the winter, won't it?

37:20Do you like it though?

37:22Yeah

37:23Not sure about the colours though

37:25I beg your pardon?

37:27Well, it's West Ham colours

37:29You cheeky cow!

37:31On Sunday night, Tom Daley was casting off on Channel 4

37:37Who's put this shite on?

37:39Excuse me, you're not saying that when I'm making you your Aaron jumpers, are you?

37:44Fucking watch knitting, but watch your knitting

37:47A new generation of knitters are taking the world by storm

37:50He's an amazing knitter

37:52I couldn't begin to do what he does

37:54With just two needles or a hook, they are testing the limits of creativity

37:59See, I love all this, but I just can't be arse making it

38:02I used to knit when I was younger

38:03It's funny, I'm like Benjamin Button

38:05I started knitting at a young age and I gave it up before I turned ten

38:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, best years are behind you now

38:09Each week they will face two mind-blowing challenges

38:12Oh my...

38:13Wow!

38:14God, Tom

38:15It's like if Julius Caesar went to Pride

38:17At school, do you think I really did the woodwork?

38:24No

38:25No, I was in the sewing class

38:27Embroidery class

38:28Yeah, what's that?

38:29Knitting class

38:30Yeah

38:31Grocery class

38:32Cooking class

38:33Yeah

38:34No good at either of them

38:35And then my mum asked me, are you gay?

38:37And I went, no

38:38For your first solo challenge

38:42Oh, you'll be cool, love

38:44We'd like you to reimagine a fair isle

38:47A what? Fair isle?

38:48What's a fair isle, Mum?

38:50So a fair isle is a traditional knitting colour work

38:55Okay

38:56But based in the fair isles of Scotland

38:58Oh, nice, okay

38:59You only have 12 hours, so let's get knitting

39:0312 hours?

39:04I said, what is this, a sweatshop?

39:06Already familiar with the fair isle technique

39:09Is cruise ship singer, Gordon

39:11Hey

39:12Like the moon

39:13A fantastic name, if I may say so

39:15I'm a very traditional knitter

39:17I've never tried anything particularly avant-garde

39:20So you've not tried anything flash, Gordon?

39:24Gordon is combining his love of Shetland with his passion for music

39:28By knitting periods of piano keys

39:30The piano keys are clever, aren't they, Mary?

39:32Accompanied by the oxo motifs used in traditional fair isle designs

39:36Okay, that looks nice

39:38Would you wear that off the rack?

39:40Personally, no

39:42Gordon is the only knitter attempting the risky traditional fair isle method of steeking

39:49Oh?

39:50Which means to cut open the neck and armholes

39:53What?

39:54Oh, you knit the full thing and then you cut it

39:56How can you cut into the knitting it'll all unravel?

39:59Library worker Dipti knits to unwind

40:02Working in a library must be just too high an octane for her

40:05So she has to calm down somehow by knitting

40:07Is there anything with this project and this challenge in particular that you're concerned about?

40:11For me, it's always the fit

40:13I'm not a massive maker of garments and finishing it because I'm quite a slow knitter

40:18Oh, you've got a happy game, love

40:20Knitters! That's one hour to go

40:22Shit! One hour!

40:24For a thing to buy a bit of time, I'd ask Tom Daly about his gold medals

40:29Yeah

40:30Well, he wouldn't shut up about him, would he? That'd buy another four hours

40:33HE LAUGHS

40:34OK, I'm going to cut these

40:38I'm going to just stick the armholes in the neck hole

40:40Oh, shit

40:43Oh! What is he doing?

40:45Oh, he's cutting it

40:50Oh, ooh!

40:51Why is he using scissors that I used in reception class?

40:54HE LAUGHS

40:56He's like this, isn't he?

40:59HE LAUGHS

41:00Look at me, do you have mum be edging me seat here, watching the bloke cutting wool bits

41:03See, you're loving it

41:04All done

41:05The openings are now made

41:07I've just got two big raggy gaping holes where your arms poke out

41:12Oh, God and love

41:13Finished!

41:15This challenge is complete

41:18Your time is up

41:19Oh, some of them are awful

41:22Fucking hell

41:24Come on, get them on the mannequins

41:25Can we have Gordon, please?

41:27Ooh

41:28Come on, then, let's see

41:29The walk of shame

41:33Oh, Christ, Gordon

41:34Is that finished?

41:35Yes

41:36That's not finished

41:37It is, isn't it?

41:38That's not finished, man, come on

41:41I think Tom Daley will think this is high-end fashion

41:43He would wear that

41:44And last but not least, dip tea

41:46Go on, dip tea

41:47Oh

41:50Not bad

41:51Oh, look at that

41:52That looks pretty good, actually

41:54Yeah

41:58Oh

41:59Oh, whoops

42:00I can't get it over his head

42:02Oh

42:04Unfortunately not

42:05Oh

42:06I'd be like, your head's just massive, Tom

42:08It's not what to do with my neck hole

42:10Gordon, where's your scissors?

42:12Yeah

42:13Do a bit of sneaking

42:14Look what I rustled up

42:17Who made that?

42:18Me

42:20Liar

42:24In Kent

42:25Just play a song and we'll guess what it is

42:27Right, this one goes out to all my family

42:30The people that really got me here, the man I am today

42:33This one's for you guys

42:34Michael, Sally and their sons Jake and Harry

42:47Oh God

42:48That is killers

42:49Yes

42:50Yes

42:51Yes

42:52Yes

42:53Fuck off

42:54The man

42:55No, it's Mr Brightside

42:56Mr Brightside

42:57No

42:58You got the high

42:59How did you get that?

43:00That was pretty good

43:01On Friday, ITV brought us news of more problems at the palace

43:06What are you doing?

43:07Just sniffing the cushion

43:10Just sniffing the fit

43:12Pass the sniff test

43:13Yeah, it does

43:14You watch the news still?

43:16Lovely doggy

43:18Good girl

43:20This is the ITV Lunchtime News with Geraint Vincent

43:24Oh, it's Geraint Vincent, I do like him

43:26Good afternoon

43:27The formal process of removing the man now known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor from British public life has begun

43:34Mountbatten Windsor, what a twatty name

43:37It still sounds alright though, his name sounds a bit better

43:39It still sounds posh, doesn't it?

43:40Sounds a bit better than our names, innit?

43:42Following the King's announcement that his brother will no longer be called a Prince

43:46Good

43:47His titles have been struck out from the official record of the peerage

43:50And he's also struck off of the royal website, he's not there anymore

43:55No, he's not

43:56His name's off

43:57A long time come in this

43:59It has

44:00I think it was the only thing they could do really

44:02It's a major thing to lose Prince, isn't it?

44:04It is

44:05But the one thing they cannot do is stop him being eighth in line to the throne

44:09They have to make sure the first seven don't travel together

44:11Exactly

44:12Mr Mountbatten Windsor continues to deny the allegations against him

44:16Mister, did you hear him then?

44:18Mister Andrew

44:19Last night Prince Andrew became Andrew Mountbatten Windsor

44:23Stripped of his remaining titles

44:25That is fuming

44:27Everybody just knows him as Prince Andrew

44:30You know, Andrew

44:31Andrew who?

44:32Prince Andrew

44:33Forced to give up the sprawling mansion he's called home since 2004

44:37Oh didn't

44:38Yeah, that's pretty sprawling

44:40I mean that is insane for somebody who was not even a working member of the royal family for the last five years

44:47Andrew had refused to move out, citing a cast iron 75 year lease on Royal Lodge

44:52Cheeky beggar

44:53He'd have to force me to give up that as well

44:56But he was given little choice by his brother and has surrendered the lease

45:00Go on Charles, you get them out

45:02He'll soon move to the Sandringham estate in Norfolk, privately owned by the King

45:06Oh Norfolk's lovely

45:07Yeah, keep an eye on the pest there, can't he?

45:09Well

45:10Oh, he's really been banished hasn't he?

45:12No one wants to go to Norfolk

45:14Nobody wants to live in Norfolk

45:15Purgatory

45:16That's the worst thing for me, would be living in Norfolk

45:19How long have you known about Andrew and Epstein?

45:21Andrew and Epstein

45:22How long have you known about Andrew and Epstein?

45:25These simmering tensions boiled over in recent weeks, causing chaos during the King's visit to Lichfield Cathedral

45:32You see, the King's getting the backlash of it all, isn't he?

45:34Yes, because he should have done something, it's his brother

45:37Yeah

45:38He's the King of the country

45:39The Royal Family now forced to act to avoid further reputational damage, hoping that all of this will finally draw a line under a long-running series of scandals