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00:00Wouldn't it be great just to, you know, give someone a clatter?
00:05I've never felt the urge to do it, no, but...
00:10Really? Have you never gave someone a clatter?
00:12I don't think so, no. I've probably given a wallop.
00:15A wallop is a clatter.
00:16No, a clatter is a...
00:18A wallop is a...
00:20A clatter is a... clatter.
00:23So what's a wallop to you?
00:24A clatter.
00:25That's a wallop.
00:26But that's a clatter.
00:27No, that's your hands kind of... like your clothes, like...
00:30No, and you're...
00:31Well, yeah, fuck off, you're gonna have...
00:33That's a clatter.
00:34Stop!
00:37What is this?
00:39Go on!
00:40Damn it!
00:41In with the karate chop?
00:42Oh.
00:44Does that look alright?
00:45Oh, Jesus.
00:47Fuck.
00:49Twice like that in my days.
00:54When is this gonna end?
00:55It's just like one disaster after another.
00:58What in the name of God is going on?
01:07In the week when Ed Sheeran sprung a surprise show on hundreds of Irish fans,
01:12we watched loads of great telly.
01:15RTE1 was on the hunt for the fittest clan in all the land.
01:18They bring the shopping in or the whey protein.
01:21Can the Barnes family get their mum Anne up to the top?
01:24She's after cracking her rib, but she's alright.
01:27Lucy Kennedy was hanging out with the locals on Talbot Street.
01:30Very exciting.
01:32Hello.
01:33I'm fuming.
01:34Why does no one stop me on the street like that?
01:37Nicola Tallent.
01:39Everyone loves Nicola!
01:41You couldn't have scripted that, could you?
01:44I'm gonna fucking burn it.
01:46And Sky Atlantic took us to the other dairy for some scares before bedtime.
01:50Oh, Lord.
01:51Something's gonna come out of the dream.
01:53Maddie, if it's you, if you can hear me, come home, alright?
01:56Just please come home.
01:58He won't let me.
01:59He won't let me.
02:09In Kilkenny, the Saunders family.
02:13You won't feel the time coming now, Elsie.
02:14You won't come moving back.
02:17No, only like two months, seven weeks left.
02:21Alan is finally planning to return home to Ireland.
02:25Can't wait to move home.
02:26I'm so happy to have my drinking buddy back.
02:27I actually can't wait to move home.
02:28I know.
02:29And will you miss it?
02:31I will and I won't.
02:32I miss the people.
02:34And work.
02:35But I'm just...
02:37Over it.
02:38You get homesick.
02:39In a way.
02:40Probably gone around seven years with a year back.
02:42Yeah.
02:44Madness.
02:45That's mad.
02:46I know.
02:47And now I'm back to living with you guys.
02:49For fuck's sake.
02:51We are gonna have so much fun.
02:53Oh no.
02:54On Wednesday, BBC One whisked us off to the Scottish Highlands for a night away with some well-known faces.
03:0219 celebrities arrived to play the ultimate murder mystery.
03:06This is...
03:07Brilliant.
03:08What an unreal cast this is.
03:10Such a good cast.
03:11This is the celebrity traitors.
03:14Oh, Claudia Vinckelman for head and shoulders.
03:16Like, what are we now?
03:17Six, seven shows in.
03:18And you can't fucking catch anyone.
03:19No.
03:20The show kicked off by revealing which celeb had been murdered in plain sight.
03:28Congratulations.
03:29You don't have dandruff.
03:30It was right.
03:31Oh, she's at the scene who it is, did she?
03:32Lucy, you've been murdered.
03:33Oh, my God.
03:34Is she using Traitor now?
03:35No.
03:36They're killing her.
03:37My face would give it away.
03:38Mine wouldn't, I don't think.
03:39I know.
03:40You're a fucking devious fucker.
03:41We watched Kate Garroway sit between two traitors and two traitors.
03:44trying their best to deflect suspicion.
03:45It's baffled me that Alan Carr has made the whole way through this far.
03:46Unless we get a traitor, they're obviously presenting a united front, I think.
03:47Alan doesn't even talk.
03:48He's like, look, look.
03:49Just like, look.
03:50Look, look.
03:51Look.
03:52Look.
03:53Look.
03:54Look.
03:55Look.
03:56Look.
03:57Look.
03:58Look.
03:59Look.
04:00Look.
04:01Look.
04:02Look.
04:03Look.
04:04Look.
04:05Look.
04:06Look.
04:07Look.
04:08Look.
04:09Look.
04:10Look.
04:11Look.
04:12Look.
04:13Look.
04:14Look.
04:15Can say anything.
04:16My concern is that everyone's got a pile on me because some people do think I'm a traitor.
04:19They're like, yeah, we're going to.
04:20Yeah.
04:21Thanks for telling us.
04:22They have no way of knowing, you know.
04:23So, of course, you're going to get confused and you're trying to trust as many people as
04:27you can, but it's just not possible.
04:29I said, do you think there's any hope at all that a traitor might dub in a traitor now?
04:34Is that, one in the check chart, is she a traitor?
04:37Yeah.
04:38She is.
04:39Yeah.
04:40Alan and Jonathan.
04:41And what did they both say?
04:42They both said nonsense.
04:43You could interpret that as you were talking to two of them.
04:48He's only guessing two, you see. Sort of.
04:50Oh, that's interesting. OK.
04:54She has gone way under the radar.
04:56There is a good chance she could win the show.
04:58Yeah.
04:59How are you feeling about the round table?
05:01Yeah.
05:02Taste the farter.
05:03Oh.
05:04Oh, my God, Celia.
05:06I'm going to try and stick to my original thought.
05:10Jonathan.
05:12Alan's such a snake.
05:14I'm afraid now, supposing you're a traitor.
05:17Look at the face on him, he's dying to smile.
05:20You might warn your other friends that I was going to vote for Jonathan.
05:25He can't keep it in his face.
05:27Oh, he's useless.
05:28And perhaps I should...
05:29You can trust me.
05:31He's going red in the face and the neck.
05:33Literally, like.
05:34But see, he's so dippy that you wouldn't think he'd be able to be a traitor.
05:39But they're the ones you have to fucking watch, innit?
05:40Exactly.
05:41Later, we saw the final eight players gather to see if they could finally catch a traitor.
05:47Players, welcome back to the round table.
05:50I'd love to call her fringe.
05:52Would you?
05:53Oh, it drives me mad.
05:54Is that not her kind of...
05:56I just want to lift it up and see what she's been hiding for years.
05:59The floor is yours.
06:00We have to get a traitor out.
06:03It's sad, but true.
06:05But eventually the traitors are going to have to turn on each other like so.
06:08Well, unless all three make it to the final.
06:10That means they have to share.
06:11I just wanted to just be honest in that.
06:16I'm a bit suspicious of you, Jonathan.
06:20Oh!
06:21See, this is what happens.
06:22The traitors go against each other and they lose the game immediately.
06:24Absolutely.
06:25If I go, you haven't got much of a team left.
06:27Clever, innit?
06:28Clever, Jonathan.
06:29You know, I was suspicious of Joe.
06:32And, you know, because he's always there planting the seed.
06:35Deflection.
06:36Classic technique.
06:37Deflecting.
06:38I know he has this, um, quite weird persona with his, you know, the way he's...
06:42Hot kettle, mate.
06:44Wow!
06:45Alan's going to fucking snap.
06:48Players, the time for talk is over.
06:52She's fresh though, I don't think anyone's suspicious of her.
06:54Yeah.
06:56Big dog.
06:57I can't shake my gut, mate.
07:00I've come with you.
07:01Oh.
07:02Uh.
07:03My best for you, Jonathan.
07:04Oh!
07:05Twister, mate.
07:06Yeah.
07:07I'm going for Jonathan.
07:09They'll all follow suit.
07:10Because we were like sheep.
07:12Like that's all we are.
07:13And I'm so sorry, Jonathan.
07:15Oh my God!
07:18Dirty bastard.
07:20I cannot believe you've done it again.
07:22I show a man till the end.
07:23Yeah.
07:24I cannot believe that I'm standing here for no good reason.
07:28So, I don't want to be rude, but you're idiots.
07:33I am now, and I have been all through the game completely faithful.
07:39Brilliant.
07:40To the traitors!
07:41You're right to the end.
07:42Oh my God.
07:43Brilliant.
07:44He failed them there, didn't he?
07:45He did.
07:46He was going out with one last bang.
07:47That was the most ridiculous bow-wow ever.
07:48Alan Carr's back must be broken from carrying the shot.
08:02Yeah.
08:03He's so funny.
08:04He's brilliant.
08:05Brilliant.
08:06I want to play it this Christmas.
08:07I want to have everyone in that room so paranoid that they don't even think they know me.
08:11I'll get you straight away.
08:12I want my mum to look at me and go, I don't even know you, son.
08:15That's how much I want to get involved in it.
08:16Like, it's just brilliant.
08:17You're not going to lie in, though.
08:18I know, I'd be terrible, but I'd like to give it a go.
08:20Yeah.
08:21Yeah.
08:22In Limerick, you're getting very particular about your skin, aren't you?
08:27I'm thinking about getting Botox.
08:28The Ryans.
08:29Do this.
08:30Do this.
08:31You know wrinkles.
08:32I do.
08:33How much is the Botox going to cost you?
08:36Like, 250 for, like, six places.
08:38So you can get here, here, here and here, maybe.
08:40And how often do you have to get it done, then?
08:42Once every six months or something.
08:43Are you going to get it done?
08:44I'm thinking about it.
08:45So it means that you can't move your eyebrows.
08:47So when you look surprised, you go like this.
08:48And your eyebrows don't move.
08:50It's rather than just your eyebrows don't move, sir.
08:55This week, RTE1 had us hooked with the latest Carry On from Carrickstown.
09:09My favourite soap, Fair City.
09:11Oh.
09:12We saw Mondo and Victor confront the man who nearly killed him in last year's infamous fire.
09:18It wasn't him that bought the party.
09:21Yes.
09:22What's going on?
09:23Sit down.
09:24I'm sorry?
09:25He said, sit down.
09:26Sit down now.
09:27You're bousy.
09:28We've got something to show you.
09:31Play it.
09:32He's like Steve Buscemi from Wish.
09:35Isn't he?
09:36I hope you're right.
09:37He really thinks he owes it to Victor.
09:40The evidence.
09:41The evidence.
09:42This is the evidence.
09:43Anto isn't going to ruin everything again by confessing to setting fire to the building site.
09:47Moment of reckoning.
09:48Oh, he's caught rapid.
09:50You started that fire.
09:51Look, if you just listen.
09:52Hayley.
09:53Da.
09:54I'm handling it.
09:55What, you mean you're trying to cover up for him?
09:56No.
09:57Did people die in it?
09:58Injured.
09:59And Monto nearly died, and so did Victor.
10:01An empty bill inside, I figured no one would get hurt.
10:04But then when I realised a gang of kids had broken in for a party.
10:06You really had no idea we were in there.
10:08I didn't know that until the place had gone up.
10:10He was in bits.
10:12You shut your mouth as well, cover up for him.
10:15You wouldn't want to be his fucking solicitor, would you?
10:17You were so upset you skipped town.
10:19Do you think in Ireland it's possible to skip town?
10:23If a load of, like, kids snuck in to the building, they wouldn't be doing that either,
10:29do you know what I mean?
10:31No, I know, but, like, a little sneaky session in someone's shed is, I feel like, isn't as
10:36bad as arson.
10:38Later, the show invited us to a fancy do, as Monto's daughter launched a new product
10:45line.
10:46I love the low effort people have gone to for this Halloween party.
10:49Katie is going to blow a gasket.
10:51I'm not going to stand by, Will.
10:52He takes this out on horse.
10:53This stops now.
10:54Hello to all the guests, ghouls and ghosts, and thanks for being here at the launch of
11:00Samhain.
11:01I wish I wasn't.
11:02Oh, here we go.
11:03I'm here by force.
11:05This is Juliet's lunch.
11:06Get out.
11:07Big man, aren't you?
11:08They're going to kiss.
11:10I hate that.
11:11You know, fellas squared.
11:12Come on.
11:13Come on.
11:14You go near her again, and I'll take you off the maximum.
11:17Oh, murders at the launch!
11:20Horrible accident incoming.
11:21It's fair to say the launch of the jewellery is gone.
11:26Poor daughter Juliet.
11:27Continue.
11:28It's time to grab your broomsticks because tonight I promise to send shivers down your
11:33spine.
11:34Why is she reading this off her phone?
11:35Did she write that herself?
11:36That was shy.
11:37Get out, you.
11:38Let's go.
11:39Don't show me.
11:40Anto!
11:41Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
11:42Oh, would someone try a punch?
11:43What is going on?
11:44Let's see you around.
11:45You've got nothing on me and we both know it.
11:46Dad!
11:47Oh, no!
11:48Dad!
11:49Oh, the dad's dead!
11:50Oh, no!
11:51I can't find a pulse.
11:52Is he dead?
11:53Oh, oh!
11:54Hardly.
11:55Hardly!
11:56I'm sorry.
11:57He's gone.
11:58No!
11:59He's gone!
12:00He's gone!
12:01He's gone!
12:02He's gone!
12:03He's gone!
12:04Oh!
12:05Oh!
12:06Oh!
12:07Hardly!
12:08Hardly!
12:09I'm sorry.
12:10He's gone!
12:11No!
12:12He's gone!
12:13He's gone!
12:14He's dead!
12:15I told you!
12:16Jesus Christ!
12:17I told you he's dead!
12:18No!
12:1914 years in the day!
12:25I'm so sorry.
12:26I'm looking at the bleeding platters.
12:28Yeah.
12:29Not a teen touched.
12:31Them morning rings are horrible about that cult.
12:33Yeah.
12:34His injuries were too severe.
12:35There was nothing anyone could have done.
12:37Why do I have him lying there with his eyes wide open like that?
12:40In what world does a lad die in a pub and you display him?
12:45They're taking him to the market.
12:47I don't care!
12:48I'm not leaving him!
12:49If you want, we can take you there after you've given a statement.
12:51Actually, we'll wake him now as well.
12:53Yeah.
12:54Okay, everyone, this is a crime scene.
12:59I tell you, the whole programme's a fucking crime scene.
13:02Do you know what?
13:03I want to see more.
13:04I can't just...
13:05I can't just...
13:06Just as for Mondo.
13:07Yeah.
13:11You tuning in for the next one?
13:13Yeah, watch me.
13:20Book delivery sponsors Gogglebox Ireland.
13:25Book delivery sponsors Gogglebox Ireland.
13:34In Bettys Town.
13:35Did you know, because I didn't know, that in England and like the UK and all, they don't
13:41use kilometres per hour?
13:43Connor and his sister Emma.
13:45I rented a car in England and I was like, what the fuck is an MPH?
13:50And then I figured miles per hour, alright, that's a bit weird.
13:53And then I was driving down the runway and they measure everything in fucking yards.
13:58Like it was like 10 yards to next exit.
14:01I was like, who in 2025 are using yards to measure things?
14:06How big is one yard?
14:08Yeah, you're asking me, babe.
14:09I haven't a clue.
14:10The UK used to be like the head of the whole world because they fucking took over and took
14:15everyone's countries.
14:16And yet they can't use a normal empirical system.
14:18Like why are you using such old ass?
14:21Yeah, they're using such old ass phrases.
14:24Just use the normal one like everyone else.
14:27On Sunday evening, RTE1 kicked off the brand new series of Ireland's Fittest Family
14:32with this very important update.
14:36What's going on?
14:37Finally, cult series Ireland's Fittest Family has given us yet another twist.
14:41The addition of three new coaches has caused quite the stir.
14:44Why is this breaking news?
14:46That's big news, isn't it?
14:47Ireland's Fittest Family has made the cover of the New York Times.
14:50No, the New York Times wouldn't be covering the Irish Fittest Family.
14:55Yeah, bring it on.
14:57Ah, Conor, this isn't the real news.
15:00We got caught out.
15:01Oh, boo.
15:03We watched as veteran Anna prepared to go head-to-head with the new coach in town.
15:08Michael Dara.
15:09Welcome to Ireland's Fittest Family.
15:10You're welcome.
15:11What a pleasure to have you.
15:12Great to have you.
15:13Who is he?
15:14Double footballer.
15:15Double footballer.
15:16Eight all errands or whatever it is.
15:17Something ridiculous, yeah.
15:18Bang a PE teacher off him.
15:19Cannot wait to see how you kick off.
15:20Best of luck.
15:21There you go.
15:22Best of luck.
15:23Thanks.
15:24Thanks, pal.
15:25One time, they were playing Cork in the quarter-final, right?
15:27They were playing at 6 o'clock that night, seeing Michael Dara in Rafarnham Village at
15:321 o'clock eating a big fucking chicken roll.
15:34And I said, good luck, Michael.
15:35Thanks.
15:36Thanks.
15:37And he got man of the match that night.
15:38Wow.
15:39So he is living proof that the chicken roll is the greatest fucking food source in Ireland.
15:45Two more families will take on Box to the Top now, and a chance for Anna to catch up with
15:50Michael Dara with her McClemmons family from County Down.
15:53I really wanted to do this, but people in my family, a few let me down.
15:58There's the man.
15:59Look her, Sharon.
16:00Hasn't missed a sea swim in over 200, 2,000 days.
16:032,000 days.
16:04She's starting to look like a fucking mermaid.
16:05Look her.
16:06Michael Dara's second family are the Burns from Dublin.
16:10Your man looks hilarious.
16:12Like something from the 70s, 80s with the tash and the headband.
16:15Nothing wrong with the tash back then.
16:17I have to convince my mam a little.
16:18I wouldn't put her up for this if I didn't think she had that in her fight.
16:21This is all about how fast you can get your mammy to do it.
16:25It is, because the mammy is 60 now in this, right?
16:27Yeah, I know, yeah.
16:28And Paula Donovan gets the under way.
16:31Go on, Bourne.
16:32Feel the Bourne.
16:33Just behind it.
16:34The McClements from County Down.
16:36You could say they're going down.
16:38And the Bourne family all together and pushing through net number one.
16:42I'd be good at that.
16:43Many times I'll try to go through your fish nets.
16:45Closely followed by the McClements.
16:49Jesus Christ, I wouldn't be able to run that far.
16:52That's why we're not on in Helen.
16:55Now Sharon is helping.
16:57She's in bits and she's only just started.
16:59No one's carrying me over this wall.
17:01Hell no.
17:03But the Bourne family are very nearly there.
17:06Just pushing his mam up.
17:07Like ah.
17:08That has been.
17:09Yes, Anne.
17:10Exactly.
17:11Chill out for Anne.
17:12I'm really disappointed for the McClements.
17:14It just didn't go right.
17:15Sharon picked up an early injury when she jumped off the dune.
17:19I think she hurt her glute.
17:20What was that gun flying across there?
17:22Her knee.
17:23Like, that was it.
17:24I was like, I actually can't go any faster.
17:26To be fair, she looks bleeding grey for 60, doesn't she?
17:28No, she's not 60.
17:29She's 35.
17:30God bless her.
17:31Later, we saw the Burns and the McClements face off again
17:34in the Eliminator.
17:35Three, two, one.
17:38Oh, fuck that.
17:39You have to do more than one.
17:40Do we get a break?
17:41Little Sambo.
17:42Go, let's go.
17:43And they are underway.
17:45Anne is just stepping away from it and letting the three lads at it.
17:48Look, the dubs are getting again.
17:50They're doing great.
17:51It is a lead for the Byrne family, closely followed by the McClements.
17:56Why aren't you sprinting through that?
17:58And they're up to the container.
17:59It's 2.6 metres high.
18:01Tough challenge.
18:02Yeah.
18:03Sharon McClements is almost there as well.
18:06Will you help your mother up for fuck's sake?
18:08So she's got to the top and Anne Byrne has got down.
18:11She likes this, like, I'm getting off the sink quick.
18:14Go, go, go, go, go.
18:16And up over the first of them.
18:18It's a very agricultural course, isn't it?
18:21Like a fucking rotten old container and a fucking tractor wheel.
18:25And a bale of hay.
18:26And a bale of hay to jump on.
18:27Push this hay.
18:28Yeah.
18:29And it doesn't matter how many you take, off they go with them.
18:32They bring the shopping in, or the whey protein.
18:35The Byrne family.
18:36Now he's going, get up, get up.
18:38Oh, yes.
18:39They'll help the other two to get up there.
18:41Anne on the right been helped up in the pit.
18:43Come on, mammy, you can do it.
18:45Here you go.
18:46And Anne Byrne gets over the other side.
18:49She's gone again.
18:51Like, I have such flimsy limbs.
18:53Me feet just love breaking all the time.
18:55You need more petty flu.
18:56As quickly as they possibly can.
18:58Yes, yes, yes.
18:59Go on, go on, go on, go on.
19:00Yes.
19:01On the first goal.
19:02So there's three of the Byrne family up there.
19:04Only Anne to get up and they'll win a place in the quarterfinal.
19:06Come on, mammy.
19:07How the fuck is she going to get up here?
19:08And Judith has come back down the ramp.
19:10It's going wrong for them.
19:11Oh, wow.
19:12Come on, girl.
19:13Come on, Anne.
19:15Oh, Jesus.
19:16Oh, Jesus.
19:17Yeah.
19:18Pull her up.
19:20She's after cracking her rib.
19:22But she's all right.
19:23What a performance from the Byrne family from Michael Darrell McCauley.
19:27Anne stands up.
19:28They all stand up.
19:29Yay.
19:30I always believed in Anne.
19:32Queen.
19:33No one else is getting a look in.
19:35I know.
19:36Ireland's fittest, Anne.
19:41In Cork.
19:42I'm actually doing French with Duolingo at the moment.
19:45So you're learning a bit of French?
19:47Aoife and her daddy, Pawdy.
19:49Ça va?
19:50Ça va.
19:51How are you?
19:52Yeah.
19:53What did you say back?
19:54I don't know.
19:56I can't remember.
19:57It's Duolingo I'm doing.
19:58Not that.
19:59Ça va.
20:00Ça va très bien.
20:01Ça va très bien.
20:02Very well.
20:03Yeah.
20:04Comment tu t'appelles?
20:05Je m'appelle Podrick.
20:09Is that how you say Podrick in French?
20:13Podrick?
20:14Yes.
20:15That's what they used to say.
20:16Oh, my God, Danny.
20:17Because they couldn't understand Podrick.
20:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:19It's like a Cork fan with a French accent or something.
20:22Podrick.
20:23Do you think so?
20:24I think so, yeah.
20:25I think we're rubbing off in it.
20:26I'll take a word for it.
20:27On Sunday, Virgin Media One brought us on a weekend away with Lucy Kennedy in the nation's
20:32capital.
20:33She's one person I'd love to go on the session with.
20:38I'm on my best behaviour this week as I'm living with investigative journalist Nicola
20:43Tallent.
20:44Oh, I love Nicola Tallent.
20:46You love her, don't you?
20:47Oh, she's fantastic.
20:48I love her.
20:49Do you want to marry her?
20:50No.
20:51Come on.
20:52You've read the majority of her books and all, haven't you?
20:54We got you a whole book for Christmas, didn't we?
20:56Mm.
20:57So, very exciting.
20:59Hello.
21:00Speaking of crime, the show was shot at fucking Talbot Street.
21:03I know it's so much time this weekend.
21:05Yeah.
21:06I'm fuming.
21:07Why does no one stop me on the street like that?
21:09What was it?
21:10Can you reveal it?
21:11Nicola Tallent.
21:12Oh, I love you!
21:13I love you!
21:14I love you!
21:15I love you!
21:16I know all of you all that are acting directly.
21:19We all love you!
21:21There it is!
21:22That was Nicola!
21:23I love her.
21:24Lucy, you look pretty bad.
21:25Did you lose your last laugh?
21:26Why you love?
21:27Really?
21:28Is that a compliment?
21:29She's like, did I have way to lose?
21:31Yeah.
21:32You couldn't have scripted that, could you?
21:33Well, fucking brilliant.
21:34I'm just here to find my housemate.
21:36Good morning, everybody.
21:38How are you?
21:39Had I known that I was coming to your office, I would have brought my Penny's pillow.
21:42Embarrassing for everybody.
21:43How are you?
21:44She's so journalist, isn't she?
21:46Holding the cup of coffee.
21:47There's nothing in the cup.
21:48I'm on business.
21:50We're walking up to Corinthian's boxing club.
21:53Yes.
21:54And it is pretty much synonymous with the monk, Gerry Hutch.
21:57She's obviously on good enough terms with him, though, to be walking in like.
22:01While Nicola and her team set up for the interviews, I had a quiet word with some of the club's coaches.
22:06What do you guys think of Nicola?
22:08Sexy, yeah.
22:09Sexy!
22:10Can you imagine?
22:12He's honest.
22:13I think she fancies Gerry.
22:17Do you?
22:18Do you?
22:19That's so funny.
22:20They had Gerry Hutch on it.
22:22They had the monk on the podcast.
22:23Do you remember when everyone was giving a stick about men to be flirting with Gerry Hutch and all when he was on it?
22:28Do you trust her?
22:29No.
22:30Not in the slightest.
22:31Well, that sounds good stuff for the club.
22:32Yeah.
22:33My opinions have been changing on her since the interview with Gerard.
22:34Yeah.
22:35Well, she let him speak.
22:36Yeah.
22:37Well, if she writes anything bad now about this club, there'll be trouble.
22:38But as a reporter, you're not supposed to say her opinion.
22:39You're supposed to just say the facts.
22:40Yeah.
22:41So, if something bad's written, then it's factual, no?
22:42So far, it's been a busy first day.
22:43So busy, in fact, we're only getting to see her house now.
22:46They're being very careful about what they show of the house, I'd say.
22:49So, they don't let people know where she lives.
22:51The only sort of major criticism I would get would be from people who are going to be
22:56you know, if you're critical of the far right at the moment.
22:57It must be a very interesting job, in fairness.
22:58I mean, doing that kind of research to get into that.
22:59I don't know, though, they want to get involved in it at all.
23:00There was one time we were out in Spain.
23:01It was about 2013, I suppose.
23:02The Kinnehan's had been dismantled.
23:03It's been dismantled.
23:04So busy, in fact.
23:05So busy, in fact, we're only getting to see her house now.
23:06So busy, in fact, we're only getting to see her house now.
23:07They're being very careful about what they show of the house, I'd say.
23:08So they don't let people know where she lives.
23:09The only sort of major criticism I would get would be from people who, you know,
23:10if you're critical of the far right at the moment.
23:11It must be a very interesting job, in fairness.
23:13I mean, doing that kind of research to get into that.
23:16I don't know, though, they want to get involved in it at all.
23:18There was one time we were out in Spain.
23:20It was about 2013, I suppose.
23:22The Kinnehan's had been dismantled, according to the Spanish.
23:27They'd been all arrested.
23:28This particular night, we got a tip that he was in the port.
23:32We went down, and sure enough, he was there.
23:34He'd gone for sushi.
23:35We had undercover cameras on him.
23:38Fucking hell!
23:39You do stuff like that.
23:40You're kind of playing with matches soaked in petrol.
23:43That was a huge success.
23:45And we were sitting down, having a drink, congratulating ourselves.
23:49We've got Christy Kinnehan Sr.
23:51And the next thing, one of the guys who was with us,
23:54came back to the table.
23:55He just said, you've got to leave here now,
23:58and you've got to walk different directions.
24:00Oh, my God!
24:02So the guy said, well, I was in the loo.
24:04And he said, I heard this guy on the phone,
24:08and he said, Nicola Tallinn's here, get the lads down now.
24:11Oh, sweet Jesus.
24:14That's fucking terrifying.
24:15Crazy.
24:16No job or money is worth your safety like that.
24:19When I walked in the prison, I would have met a few of them,
24:22you know, just on court duties and stuff like that.
24:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:26I would have met one or two of them,
24:27and they would tell you some stories, in fairness, yeah.
24:29So no, no, they're doing some job.
24:31I know.
24:32They're doing a great service to the public, for the public.
24:34I know.
24:35Somebody has great about it.
24:36Yeah.
24:37She's very brave.
24:38She's kind of ballsy, you know.
24:39I think she's well able for me, not a hope in hell.
24:42I applaud these kind of people that have such a passion for their jobs.
24:46I just can't really.
24:47Like, people that give up everything for their job,
24:49like, that's just such a wild concept to me.
25:01I haven't had wax in my ear in years.
25:04No wax.
25:05It's just dry.
25:08You have to have the wax.
25:09I've no wax.
25:10Isn't there a barrier against it?
25:12Yeah, I've no barrier.
25:13It's a matter of way the body works.
25:20On Friday, there was a day of reckoning afoot,
25:23over on RTE's 6-1 News.
25:29A fly is fair now.
25:30Get up, he's on your leg.
25:31Former Kilkenny hurler DJ Kerry has been told
25:34that he faces an inevitable prison sentence on Monday.
25:38Oh, this is unbelievable stuff.
25:40Crazy.
25:41For fuck's sake, me fucking knee!
25:44After pleading guilty to defrauding people
25:46by falsely claiming he needed money for cancer treatment.
25:50That is absolutely disgusting.
25:52The brass neck.
25:53He was remanded in custody after Dublin Circuit Criminal Court heard
25:57he defrauded 22 people out of a total of almost 400,000 euro.
26:02Do you know the worst thing about that is,
26:03it devalues the people who are actually fighting cancer.
26:06Absolutely, yeah.
26:07In December 2022, Kerry admitted he made it up.
26:10Like, how do people believe that?
26:14Now, I've looked like that after a few nights out.
26:17I know, but you would never try and charge your own brain
26:19with a fucking charger, like.
26:21Among his victims was businessman Dennis O'Brien,
26:23who gave him more than 125,000 euro over six years.
26:27If he had to go to these people and say, look, I'm in...
26:30Financial trouble.
26:31Yeah.
26:32They would have helped him out anyway.
26:33But to do what he did.
26:34Defence counsel Coleman Cody said DJ Kerry had once transcended sport,
26:39but respect and affection had been replaced by notoriety, shame,
26:43ridicule and derision.
26:44His name is Tarnish now anyway.
26:46Yeah, he's fucking idiot.
26:48The family of the late Virginia Dufres have welcomed a decision by Britain's King Charles
26:53to formally remove the titles of his brother.
26:56Oh my God.
26:57Two bollocks' back-to-back.
26:58Here's another fall from Grace.
26:59I love the fuck's name.
27:01I commend the King.
27:02I think he's doing an amazing job as a world leader, setting a precedent,
27:05but we need to take it one more step further.
27:08He needs to be behind bars, period.
27:11Well, lads, if you get a prince behind bars, I will take my hat off to you.
27:16If that was you, or me, or dad, or anybody, you'd be hauled into the Garda station,
27:21you'd be brought to court, and you'd be imprisoned before you could click your fingers.
27:25But the like of these fuckers, excuse me language, you can get away with it.
27:29Prince Andrew must also leave the 30-room royal lodge on the Windsor estate.
27:33Do you know if you lived in a 30-room mansion?
27:35Mmm.
27:36You'd truly only go into about three rooms.
27:38It'd be not different than having a normal house.
27:41Yeah.
27:42You'd be going into the other rooms, sir.
27:44Instead, he'll live at a house owned by his brother, the King,
27:47at the private Sandringham estate.
27:49He should be putting a feck in what he would have done years ago,
27:51in the street and let people throw eggs at him.
27:53Yeah.
27:54The royal family will hope that the removal of his titles and mansion
27:58will quell public anger and limit the damage caused by the now former Prince Andrew.
28:04So his punishment to move to a smaller mansion?
28:07Is to move to a smaller mansion.
28:09Tough on him.
28:10Tough on him, isn't it?
28:11Shame.
28:12Poor old cunt.
28:13Yeah, cheers.
28:15In Dundalk...
28:16I have to say, it was one of the funniest calls I've ever had with you
28:22when you rang me after your surgery this week.
28:24David and his wife, Sarah.
28:27And that is the highest sounding you've ever been.
28:31You know you open the call with, oh, it's great.
28:34The guy who used to be the beekeeper in my old job is looking after me.
28:38And I was like, that can't be factual at all.
28:40That's completely wrong.
28:42And then you were just talking about dreaming about whales and everything.
28:45It was completely so weird.
28:46When I woke up, because it was just like that when I woke up,
28:48I was so happy to be alive.
28:50I was just so happy.
28:51I loved everybody.
28:52I was so happy.
28:53And when I was talking to him, he was, he was the beekeeper
28:56and he was going for president of Europe.
28:58And he was...
28:59That's what it was.
29:00He goes, I just met the beekeeper who used to be in my old job on the roof
29:03and now he's looking to be the president.
29:05And I thought, what have they been giving her up there?
29:07He was only after judging the pageant down in Sweden.
29:09Right.
29:10A bee's.
29:11This week, we immersed ourselves into the fascinating world
29:14of a former Love Islander on Prime Video.
29:21Who's this?
29:22Molly Mae!
29:23I've got a full-blown toddler that's in the depths of the terrible tease.
29:27What does she do?
29:28She's Molly Mae!
29:29How did she become Molly Mae?
29:30She was in Love Island.
29:31Oh, okay.
29:32People are looking to cancel you.
29:34Perfect storm, eh?
29:35Hi guys, look at my new makeup.
29:37Hi guys, look at my new clothes.
29:39That's what she does for a living life.
29:42Behind It All.
29:43Did we really need two seasons of Behind It All?
29:45Absolutely.
29:46The episodes are way too short in my opinion.
29:48The show gave us a surprising insight into just how busy Molly's home life is.
29:54That is so cool.
29:56Shall we try sitting on it?
29:57No.
29:59I can't believe that child is that old.
30:01I remember when she announced she was pregnant.
30:04You don't have to do anything on the toilet.
30:06I used to have my song.
30:09All the kids need to know that song.
30:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:11Wash my bum.
30:12Wash my bum.
30:13Wash my bum.
30:14Wash my bum and clean it.
30:15Yeah.
30:16I'm ready for you now, Mum.
30:18You can come in and wipe my bum.
30:19Okay, that's enough, thank you.
30:21It's bath time now, Dolly.
30:22Come on.
30:23Sit down.
30:24Too hot?
30:25Is that Kathy from Colton?
30:26Do you know something, Barbara?
30:27I have no more interest in her than I have watching being dry.
30:31Oh, she's doing a...
30:32She's just pooed in the bath.
30:33Hello.
30:34That's okay.
30:35Don't worry.
30:36It doesn't matter.
30:37It doesn't matter.
30:38She just had a pill in the bath.
30:39Do you remember when you were getting potty trained when you were that age?
30:41Oh, my God.
30:43You went toilet everywhere except the potty.
30:47And then you took a shit on the floor.
30:49I remember that as well.
30:51Tell Daddy what happened.
30:52Tell him.
30:53I did the poo in the bath.
30:56I do want a grandchild at some stage, though.
30:58And the sooner the better all my friends have them.
31:03Her and Tommy Fury, they were the couple that won.
31:07He's one of the Furies from the boxing fury thing.
31:09Do you want to say goodnight to your daddy?
31:11Goodnight, my daddy.
31:13Goodnight, my baby daddy.
31:14See you tomorrow.
31:15And they are, without a shadow of a dad, the most boring fucking couple.
31:18Oh, really?
31:19Oh, my God.
31:20Do you know what the child did the other day?
31:22It's not your nose, right?
31:24And I said, come here and I'll wipe your nose for you.
31:26He put his face up against the wall and went like that.
31:29And rubbed his snot on the wall.
31:32The child's a barbarian.
31:34The series also took us to Paris to give us another glimpse at Molly's hectic schedule.
31:43It's the most overrated fucking city I've ever been to in my entire life.
31:47I love Paris.
31:48Yeah, it's cool, isn't it?
31:49So cool.
31:50So I'm going to be going into this fitting.
31:52Blind.
31:53And, obviously, I'm so fussy.
31:54She walks hard.
31:55She is a graft for a play to her.
31:58What does she walk harder?
32:00I'm feeling quite confident.
32:02Who gives a shit?
32:08For me, it's not color.
32:09It's just more feeling, like you say, feeling good in it.
32:11Yeah, feeling, exactly.
32:12Yeah.
32:13No, that's not for you, dear.
32:18It's just too big.
32:19That's fucking fit me.
32:20I want to feel like the best I've ever found.
32:22Now she looks like a fucking flasher.
32:24That looks like one of those jackets where there should be like three babies underneath it.
32:28All on each other's shoulders.
32:29As the hours tick by and we have no dress, I'm not feeling great.
32:33I'm going to be honest.
32:34Are you not dying to know if Molly May got her dress on time for the fashion show, Mum?
32:38I am, Alex.
32:39I am.
32:40I am.
32:42Can you step out of here?
32:43I can see you in the light.
32:45Looks fucking awful.
32:47The top is all wrong.
32:48The top of it.
32:49Lovely.
32:50Lovely.
32:51Lovely.
32:52Lovely?
32:53These are supposed to be fashion people.
32:55Oh, I don't know, Molly May.
32:57Genuinely.
32:58Genuinely, I don't hate it at all.
33:00Look at your head.
33:01That's not a good enough thing to say I don't hate it.
33:02Jesus, say it's lovely.
33:03If she put a bra on it, it would be better.
33:06I'd like them boobs up.
33:08My whole career, and on the moment when I'm meant to feel my best and look my most confident,
33:11I have to suddenly get my leg out because I've got nothing else to wear.
33:13No, I get it.
33:14Jesus Christ, you literally made your career by being on Love Island where you explicitly
33:18only wear bikinis.
33:19This fucking confidence thing, it has to come from you.
33:21Yeah, in a great dress.
33:23I'm allergic to bad fashion, I'm sorry.
33:26Is anyone from L'Oreal waiting downstairs for us?
33:29I'm just conscious that if we're going, we have to leave in ten.
33:32Oh, God.
33:33Oh, sweet Jesus.
33:34This is riveting.
33:35Do you want to do it?
33:37Do you still want to do it?
33:38Do you want me to tell her no?
33:40I don't know.
33:41No, you don't.
33:42You're not that girl.
33:43She's not like that.
33:44Daddy, you didn't know her about ten minutes ago.
33:46Do you want to do it?
33:47Do you want to still go or not?
33:48Or are we calling it a day?
33:54For fuck's sake.
34:00Fuck, it's to be continued.
34:01Thank God anyway, it's over.
34:03Can't wait for the next one.
34:05Actually, imagine she actually didn't walk.
34:07Yeah, that would be very funny.
34:08Oh, my God.
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34:21Book delivery sponsors Gogglebox Ireland.
34:24NSI.
34:25Laura.
34:26What?
34:27The Grufferties.
34:28It's...
34:29Jesus Christ.
34:30It's Christmas.
34:31Yeah.
34:32I want to love for Christmas.
34:33It's November.
34:34But it's Christmas.
34:35Oh, lads, I can't wait.
34:37It's not Christmas.
34:38It is.
34:39It's November.
34:40It is.
34:41It's November.
34:42It's Christmas, but not like that.
34:43It's Christmas.
34:44Not like that.
34:45Yeah, it is.
34:46You don't have to celebrate like that.
34:47When she defrosts, it's Christmas.
34:48Yeah, that's it.
34:49On Sunday, a brand new series on Channel 4 took us inside the surprising world of competitive
34:56knitting.
34:57Ten knitters.
34:58Eight weeks.
34:59Laurie, you're going to love this.
35:00Look at his gansey.
35:01Sixteen spectacular challenges.
35:02What's your imagination?
35:03It's not Christmas.
35:04It's not Christmas.
35:05It's not Christmas.
35:06It is.
35:07It's November.
35:08It's Christmas, but not like that.
35:09It's Christmas.
35:10Not like that.
35:11Yeah, it is.
35:12You don't have to celebrate like that.
35:13When she defrosts, it's Christmas.
35:14Yeah, that's it.
35:15On Sunday, a brand new series on Channel 4 took us inside the surprising world of competitive knitting.
35:18That's your man, Tom Daley.
35:20He's the famous diver.
35:22Welcome to Game of Wool, Britain's best knitter.
35:26Knitting is the best thing you'll ever do for anxiety or stress.
35:33It's like big off of knitting, essentially.
35:35I did get that.
35:36Thanks for explaining the whole concept.
35:38I wasn't sure what was happening here.
35:40It's week one, and ten talented amateur knitters have arrived in Scotland.
35:45Oh, if I was bald, I'd knit myself a wig.
35:47That'd be real fun.
35:48That'd be cool.
35:49That'd be real fun.
35:52Look at the fucking stadium, Link.
35:54What the fuck are they wearing?
35:55And over the next eight weeks, I'm going to be guiding you through some incredible challenges
36:00where nine of you are sadly going to be cast off.
36:02My garments.
36:04I knitted this myself.
36:06I have two people next to me who are true knitting VIPs.
36:10Now, who did they get to judge us?
36:12They just picked two random biddies from the fucking credit union.
36:15For your first solo challenge, we'd like you to make a tank top.
36:19Do you cause you?
36:20No, a tank top.
36:21What's that?
36:22Give us that.
36:23Give us that.
36:24Why are you shouting at me?
36:27Is that a tank top?
36:30That's a tank top.
36:32That I knit.
36:33You didn't knit there, you're full of crap.
36:36You only have 12 hours.
36:37So, let's get knitting.
36:39How are they meant to do that in a limited amount of time, like?
36:43This is quite a first challenge, creating a modern twist of a film.
36:47I think the only thing more boring than Knitted Jumper
36:51is the TV show about people knitting knitted jumpers.
36:55I'm a very traditional knitter.
36:57I've never tried anything particularly avant-garde.
37:00I could see myself frequenting an old Christmas market with that on.
37:03Gordon is combining his love of Shetland with his passion for music.
37:07Yeah, this is a tank top now.
37:08You know what you'd wear over your shirt?
37:10Oh, with no sleeves?
37:11Yeah.
37:12Oh, yeah.
37:13Oh, yeah.
37:14Gordon is the only knitter attempting the risky, traditional feral method of steaking,
37:20which means to cut open the neck and armholes.
37:23Is that when you're, like, Purandi and you go feral?
37:27Is that it?
37:28Feral.
37:29Oh.
37:30Hopefully he doesn't unravel.
37:32I'm probably perceived as being quite quiet, but I'm just soaking everything up
37:38and seeing what I can do to be really loud with my knitting.
37:41Do you know the whole time that I'm watching this, I'm thinking we could be baking.
37:46I'm in big trouble.
37:48Major big trouble.
37:49I've got about 16 rows still to knit.
37:51I'll be falling asleep down it.
37:52Okay, I'm going to cut these.
37:54I'm going to stick the armholes in the neck hole.
37:56He's going to cut the arms.
37:57Oh.
37:58The music is telling me this is bad.
38:03Oh.
38:04Oh, wait now.
38:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:06And?
38:07He's after savaging it.
38:08Hopefully he doesn't get stitched up.
38:09Knitters, cast off your stitches.
38:10This challenge is complete.
38:11Right, let's score the jumpers out of ten.
38:12Okay.
38:13Can we have Gordon, please?
38:14Oh.
38:15The walk of shame.
38:16Huh?
38:17What the fuck?
38:18A few loose treads hanging off of Gordon.
38:20Oh, my God.
38:21Quite an undertaking in the chunky yarn.
38:24Ooh.
38:25Oh.
38:26That's one out of ten.
38:27Yeah, that's four.
38:28That's a generous one.
38:29Next up we have Elsa.
38:30Oh, fuck's sake, don't tell me there's another one.
38:33I don't know.
38:34Ah, I don't know.
38:35Oh, I got to see.
38:36Wow.
38:37Yeah, I'm not bad.
38:38Oh.
38:39Okay, I'm not bad.
38:41It's not bad.
38:42That's not bad.
38:43What?
38:44I need to be right there.
38:45I need to be right there.
38:46Okay.
38:47Okay.
38:48Can we have Gordon, please?
38:49Ooh.
38:50The walk of shame.
38:51Huh?
38:52What the fuck?
38:53Look at how well she did horror stuff.
38:56The slaves, the grain slaves, I love that.
38:59It is. Wow.
39:01Really, really something else, actually.
39:04I think the neckerchief ruins it a little bit.
39:06I think it's good work. Nine. Seven.
39:08What would you do?
39:10To represent me? Yeah.
39:12Spice back vest.
39:14Did you ever see it? What?
39:16Me nativity. Ah, yeah.
39:18Yeah? Yeah.
39:20The three wise men, the kings,
39:23Mary Joseph, baby Jesus,
39:25the sheep. Donkey.
39:27Donkey. The star.
39:29No, she didn't knit the star.
39:31Well, sure, it's not true about the star of Bethlehem.
39:33She didn't knit the grotto.
39:35She knit the characters.
39:37Well, sure, what good are the characters
39:39without a stable?
39:43I'm glad she didn't feckin' knit it for you,
39:45you ungrateful bitch.
39:47In Carlo...
39:49What age do you want to live to?
39:51Mates. Greg, John and Eric.
39:5480.
39:55A fit 80, though.
39:57Yeah.
39:58You wouldn't want to be back?
39:59No. After that, I'd be happy enough, I think.
40:01Do you know what's a sad thought?
40:02There's some old man out there,
40:04whatever age he might be,
40:06who's just had his last wank.
40:08Enjoy everyone as if it's his last.
40:11Would you think he knows it's his last?
40:14Probably not.
40:15Would you do anything different?
40:16If I do it as my last?
40:17Yeah.
40:18I'd light a candle or something like that.
40:20This week, the prequel series to a 90s horror classic
40:23introduced us to a happy young boy named Matty.
40:26Right here in River City.
40:27Right here in River City.
40:28Would you stop?
40:29Get over here.
40:30Now!
40:31Did you ever bunk into the pictures in your room?
40:32No.
40:33I remember bunking into Snow White.
40:34It is like an interdimensional evil being
40:59being that basically feeds on people but wants to do it when they're scared so he
41:05has to scare the crap out of them first get in before you catch your nothing
41:09cold now they kind of look normal ish my mom used to pick everyone up that was
41:13like walking along the roads anyone had somebody like ah let them in why don't
41:19you show our new friend what a good little speller you are spell bungalow
41:24b-u-n-g-a-l-o-w spell symphony she's not gonna eat fucking raw liver ah me bollocks
41:36t-r-o-o get your little gooey liver fingers away from me you freaky witch
41:42oh no this is the family from hell oh she's up the door
41:55oh you remember you were like that in the label word oh you t oh you t and i was gone oh yeah oh my
42:10god look oh fucking hell surely it'd pull off your knickers though as well oh no no no no no no no no
42:20gender reveal oh fucking hell
42:27he's got it by the umbilical cord she has yeah put it back put it back
42:34jesus fucking christ of almighty
42:43welcome to dory georgie we all float down here but what i don't think you're understanding
42:52young man is that you'll float too later we were introduced to mattie's friend lily
42:59in the aftermath of his disappearance something's gonna come out of the dream
43:05oh why uh oh we got trouble right here in every city if i heard something coming out of the pipes
43:12i'd be out of that room i wouldn't be trying to listen to you i wouldn't be down down looking at it
43:15and all natty if it's you if you can hear me just come home all right just please come home
43:22he won't let me
43:27looking for clues we saw mattie's friends return to the last place he was seen are they his best
43:43friends yeah oh yeah let's go in there in the dark yeah that was the movie that was on wasn't it
43:53yeah there he is leave the fucking baby
44:00oh no i don't like this i already have night terrors about people being in my room
44:10oh not the fucking demonic bat baby again
44:18whack that thing wouldn't it i'd whack that
44:25do you know what this is so fucking ridiculous i actually don't think it's scary at all now
44:35there you go
44:36fuck it anywhere
44:38it's not often you see kids getting brutally murdered in tv shows no
44:47what age limit is this for i don't i don't even think it's appropriate for me i'm 33
45:06oh
45:21i'm trying to get away from the tv the chances of that happening are you know
45:36well chances of that happening it's a horror movie mom it's a devil baby like
45:40a dodgy date a yoga retreat gone rogue and a father faking appendicitis in the ameen household
45:48no two days are ever without drama faithless the new series continues next on virgin media play
45:54and one
46:07who is that forget stephen experiencing erectile dysfunction it's not uncommon hey jesus what you're
46:19back have you seen the trailer yeah they're destroying me go this way and don't look and what is this
46:24yoke i think maybe i'll go back up to belfast dog
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