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00:07Crashing through the crowded halls, dodging girls like ping pong balls, just to reach the bathroom all the time.
00:12Peeping over laundry piles, diapers you can smell for miles, guys gotta do what he can to survive.
00:19In the Loud House, in the Loud House, duck, duck, push and shove, that's how we show our love.
00:24In the Loud House, in the Loud House, one point and girls, 40 traded for the world.
00:30Loud, loud, loud, loud, loud, loud.
00:35Peeping.
00:49Good morning, kangaroos. Today's top story is a hot one.
00:53As hot as a breakfast casserole I pulled out of the oven this morning, Lincoln.
00:56Due to popular demand, our beloved school mascot, Crikey the Kangaroo, will be expanding his famous halftime show.
01:03Here he is at last year's soccer playoff, dazzling the crowd.
01:10I love you, Crikey!
01:13That's a show I'd hopefully watch.
01:16Nice one, Lincoln. Ow.
01:18Reporter Stella Zhao is with Crikey now.
01:22Hi, everybody. Crikey has been training hard for the new show with his devoted trainer,
01:26our very own Liam Honeycutt.
01:28Ah, hold on. Crikey needs his morning donuts or he'll get fussy.
01:38The show will be backed by the Royal Woods pep band.
01:41We have the music teacher, Mr. Budden, for a comment.
01:44Ah, we are just so honored to back up Crikey in his show.
01:50He's a shining star in our school.
01:53Brain freeze! Trevor Bernard Budden, when will you learn?
02:01I think Crikey wants to play some hoops.
02:04No, no, no, no. He's trying to tell me something.
02:07Ned? Oh, you want to see your friend, Annette?
02:13Oh, Duncan, you want to dunk your donuts and coffee.
02:18Be right back.
02:28I think that's enough caffeine for you, mister.
02:33This just in. Chef Pat's deep freezer has been vandalized.
02:37Let's get to the scene.
02:39Stay tuned, everyone. We'll be right back.
02:41Move out, team.
02:47Chef Pat, what can you tell us? And I don't mean the lunch specials.
02:51Some heartless monster busted in here and ate all of my...
02:56I mean, the school's ice cream. Michigan cherry, the best flavor.
03:01Sorry, I need a minute.
03:06I scream, you scream. We all scream for justice.
03:11The music room's been hit, too.
03:16My tube is so twisted, it looks like a French horn.
03:19This used to be a nice school.
03:22It's officially a crime spree.
03:24This calls for some investigative journalism.
03:27Your action news team is on it.
03:29Don't change that channel.
03:30JK, we're the only channel.
03:32Let's go check out the music room.
03:38Look, someone busted the lock off.
03:43Guess they must be pretty strong.
03:45Uh-huh. Perhaps we're not looking for something human.
03:49Don't go to aliens.
03:50You always go to aliens.
03:51I was gonna say an animal, Stella.
03:54Or an alien animal.
03:56Maybe it was Bullhoffner's bobcat.
03:58That thing is evil.
04:00One time he marked his territory on my leg.
04:03Hmm.
04:03Going by the prince, I'd say a bigger animal did this.
04:06But what other animals at our school?
04:10Don't even say it.
04:11It couldn't have been Crikey.
04:13I know his favorite food is ice cream,
04:15and he does hate snare drums.
04:17But listen, y'all.
04:18It ain't in his nature to destroy school property.
04:21We believe you, Liam.
04:23A hundred percent.
04:24But where was Crikey last night?
04:27Sleeping on the couch in the teacher's lounge.
04:29It's better for his back than his enclosure.
04:32Whoa!
04:32The teacher's lounge has been hit.
04:35Whoa!
04:37This is not looking good for Crikey.
04:39Yes, Ms. Zhao.
04:40Especially since there is poo in the corner.
04:42Ugh!
04:43Meryl, bring a shovel!
04:44In the bag!
04:45This is not in my job description, ma'am.
04:52Ooh!
04:52Got an audio message from Lisa.
04:54Ran some tests and it's true.
04:56The poo is from a room.
05:01Oh, it's official then.
05:03Crikey did the crime.
05:05He'll have to do the time.
05:08Breaking news!
05:09The culprit responsible for the crime spree has been cut.
05:12It was...
05:13Crikey.
05:16Let's get some reactions.
05:19Crikey will soon be relocated to the zoo.
05:22I'm sorry, everyone.
05:23My hands were tied.
05:24He pooped in the teacher's lounge.
05:26I could have overlooked everything and let him stay.
05:29But I guess this is how it has to be.
05:35I guess this is how it has to be.
05:38Well, there you have it.
05:39I'm afraid it's time for Crikey to bounce.
05:51Hey, Crikey.
05:53I just wanted to say bye.
06:02I'm gonna miss you too.
06:04Don't make this harder than it already is.
06:08Well, that weren't too kind of you.
06:18Hang on a sec.
06:19Are you saying you were framed?
06:21You're innocent?
06:23Don't worry, buddy.
06:24I'm gonna clear your name.
06:28I can't help you if I'm stuck in here.
06:31Though I do love how you've decorated the place.
06:35So we need to reopen the case, examine the evidence again,
06:38and figure out who framed Crikey.
06:41I know it sounds crazy, but y'all gotta believe me on this.
06:45We're with you.
06:47Let's do this.
06:58What do we got?
06:59Yo, check it.
07:00The print we picked up from the music room doesn't match Crikey's footprint.
07:04And the fur from the deep freezer doesn't match Crikey's coat.
07:08Two great leads, but we are gonna need more than that
07:11to convince Principal Ramirez that Crikey's innocent.
07:14I have an idea.
07:15We just need to draw the real culprit out of hiding.
07:20Attention, students.
07:21Further breaking developments in the Crikey case.
07:24Crikey's been released and all charges have been dropped.
07:26There just wasn't enough evidence to link him to the crime screen.
07:29I bet they rue the day they put him in jail.
07:33Huh, Clyde?
07:38Okay, the trap is set.
07:40Now the real culprit will try to frame Crikey again.
07:43And when they do, we'll be watching.
07:49In honor of our mission, I made a Crikey freedom frittata.
07:52Though, I forgot to wear potholders again.
07:55Ha, ha, ha.
08:04Wake up!
08:05Someone's moving!
08:06Amber, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
08:11They went in the gym.
08:13Oh, look, y'all.
08:14Crikey's still sleeping.
08:15It really ain't him.
08:17Huh!
08:18Hey, hands.
08:20It's hired.
08:21Because you've been running through my mind all day.
08:24Ah!
08:26Whoa!
08:28A second kangaroo?
08:30I can't believe what I'm seeing.
08:31Why would this kangaroo want to frame Crikey?
08:34It could be a scorned ex from his past.
08:37Or a jealous brother.
08:38Or a jealous alien.
08:40And there it is.
08:42I don't care what his motive was.
08:43He will pay for his crimes.
08:45You are so busted.
08:56I don't care what his motive was.
08:56There he is.
08:57Let's nab him.
08:58Let's nab him.
08:59Huh?
09:01Huh?
09:02Huh?
09:03Huh?
09:04Huh?
09:07Huh?
09:07Huh?
09:08Huh?
09:08Huh?
09:08Huh?
09:08Huh?
09:12Huh?
09:16Thanks for the help, Crikey.
09:18You are one bad kangaroo.
09:20Clyde, cuff him.
09:22With what?
09:22We don't have cuffs.
09:23Uh, hang on, y'all.
09:25This kangaroo looks kangarong.
09:28Oh, no, Liam's gone rogue.
09:31He's ripping the roost head off.
09:32Dude, stop!
09:35Mr. Butt-Head!
09:38You're the one who trashed the school and framed Crikey?
09:41Why would you do that?
09:42It was the only way to get your beloved Crikey out of here.
09:46He's overshadowed my pep band from day one.
09:49We never perform on our own anymore.
09:51We're always back up for Crikey.
09:53I didn't go to an expensive music school to play B-list pop songs for a kangaroo.
09:58And his treatment around here is frankly ridiculous.
10:02Donuts every morning, a key to the teacher's lounge.
10:05Oh, give me a break.
10:07Did you get all that, Principal Ramirez?
10:10Yes, I did.
10:10Mr. Button, you and I are gonna have a little talk tomorrow.
10:14And Mr. Spokes, I don't know how you got this number, but lose it.
10:19Well, Trevor Bernard Button, you've done it again.
10:22I guess I deserve whatever's coming to me.
10:26Crikey, I'm really sorry about everything.
10:30Yes, I get it.
10:31I'm a bonehead.
10:33No, no, no.
10:34Crikey's saying he forgives you and he's even gonna throw you a bone.
10:38So, get ready to dazzle.
10:44And now, kangaroo fans, it's time for a very special performance featuring your Royal Woods Pet Band and Crikey!
10:51Whoop!
10:53Ah!
10:56Oh, my gosh!
11:06Yeah!
11:07Oh, my gosh!
11:08Oh, my gosh!
11:10Are you okay?
11:13Hey.
11:319am. No sign of delivery. Just Lori trying to get gum off her shoe. Yeesh. I know what this
11:38looks like, but I'm not spying on Lori. She ordered a new mattress that's being delivered
11:42today, and I'm going to claim her old one. It's still in great shape. Meanwhile, my mattress
11:47has sustained some damage. Oh, don't worry. It's just cherry flippy spillage.
11:56And there are coil issues.
12:00The mattress is here. Hey, Lori, let me help you.
12:05Nice try, Lincoln. I already gave my old mattress to Lenny.
12:08What? Why Lenny? Because she's next in line. It's literally a family rule. Did you forget
12:16about the LLS, Loud Line of Succession? Of course not. I definitely forgot about the
12:24Loud Line of Succession. It's right here in the Book of Loud Stuff. Mom and Dad put this
12:31together years ago to help solve disputes over our stuff. Ah, here it is. The LLS. A handed
12:38down item will always go to the next oldest sibling. If that sibling passes on the item,
12:43it moves to the next oldest. Wait, that's how I can get the mattress. I just need Lenny,
12:49Luna, Luen, and Linda pass on it. Easy peasy. Oh, Lenny. Um, I was just wondering, is there
13:00anything I could do to get you to pass on Lori's old mattress? IDK. Tanya's really been loving it.
13:09Well, maybe there's something I could do for the both of you? Hmm. Oh, I know. It's Tanya's birthday,
13:17and I wanted to surprise her with lunch. But now I have to work. If you take her, I'll give
13:22up the
13:22mattress. Happy birthday, dear Tanya. Happy birthday to you. Ahem. You're a real weirdo, Loud.
13:36Hmm? And I was wondering if you maybe pass up on Lori's mattress? Ugh. That stuff, bro. I was gonna
13:45turn my
13:45closet into a recording booth and use the mattress to soundproof it. There must be something I could
13:50do for you. Or maybe the band? Huh. We do need a roadie for tonight's gig. Chunk got his hands
13:58stuck in
13:58a pickle jar again. Well, chip, chip, cheerio. I'll be you, Chunk, love. How hard could it be?
14:07Where should I put the Moon Goat's gear?
14:21Sure, I'll give you Lori's mattress. If you do one thing for me.
14:26Happy birthday, Mr. Coconuts. Happy birthday to you.
14:33And post it to the sixth-grade chat.
14:41Well, it hasn't been easy. But all I have to do is convince Lynn to pass up on the mattress,
14:45and it's as good as mine.
14:48Hey, Lynn, looking swole. Stop trying to butter me up, Lincoln.
14:53I know why you're here and I ain't passing up on Lori's mattress.
14:56Ugh. My back's been killing me after soccer lately, and I needed to shore up my alignment.
15:03But your mattress feels fine.
15:05Yeah, right. It's Sag City from all the times I've used it as a mat to practice my wrestling moves.
15:10Okay, well, your mattress may be Sag City, but my mattress is Sog City. Plus, it has an exposed
15:16coil that pokes me in the butt at night. Look.
15:18Eh, don't need to see that. Once I finish my workout, I'm grabbing the mattress. But first,
15:26one more wrestling move for old times' sake.
15:30Uh, looks like coil shake is gonna be a chronic condition for me. I'm stuck with my beat-up mattress.
15:44Huh? An amendment? I didn't know this book had amendments.
15:48Amendment A-101. If a hand-me-down has multiple parts, all parts must be handed down at once.
15:55Amendment 99. Any handed-down clothing must be sweat, ripped, and skid mark-free.
16:01Amendment 24. In the event someone does not claim a hand-me-down within 24 hours,
16:06it will pass to the next sibling in the line of succession.
16:10That means if I can distract Lynn for one day, the mattress is all mine.
16:20Time for a tasty little scavenger hunt. This will keep Lynn busy for hours.
16:31Oh, what's this?
16:3480% pork, 20% beef, crispy yet pillowy roll. That's a meatball sub, baby! Oh yeah!
16:52Gotcha!
16:57Oh, more!
17:11Oh, too many meatball subs.
17:15Ah, much better.
17:17Now, let's see, where was I?
17:21So long, Sir Shagzalot, and hello, Realind back.
17:28Wow, this girl set a record by pogo-sticking for 16 hours straight.
17:33Is she the best athlete ever?
17:36Let me see that.
17:37Ugh, that's light work.
17:39I'd crush that record if I had a pogo-stick.
17:42Oh, look, found one.
17:45I'll even be your timer.
17:46Great, hop on.
17:48Wait, what?
17:49Ooh.
17:54Ooh.
17:54Ooh.
17:55Ooh.
17:56Ha-ha.
17:5716 hours and one minute.
18:00Ha-ha.
18:00Knew I could break that record.
18:06Well, well, well.
18:08Looks like it's mattress o'clock.
18:10Ah, that pogo-stick really seared my glutes.
18:13I'm going to rust him up on my new mattress.
18:16Actually, Lynn, I believe that's my new mattress.
18:19Very funny, Lincoln.
18:20Now get out of the way.
18:22Behold, this is an amendment I found in the book
18:24of Loud Stuff.
18:26It says any hand-me-down not claimed within 24 hours
18:29passes to the next sibling.
18:30And your 24 hours are up.
18:33Huh, wait a second.
18:35You been playing me?
18:44Hey, what's with the racket?
18:47Mr. Coconuts is on a call with his agent.
18:49I told you, Marty.
18:51I won't work with sock puppets.
18:53If I can accept...
18:54Lincoln thinks Lori's mattress is now his because of an amendment
18:58in that dumb rule book.
18:59There are amendments?
19:01I had no idea.
19:03Hmm.
19:04Well, this is for sure Dad's handwriting.
19:07Sorry, Lynn.
19:08If you never took possession of the mattress,
19:10then it belongs to Lincoln.
19:12Huh?
19:23Now that was a nap.
19:25I might just lay on my new mattress all day.
19:31Wait a minute.
19:32Where's my...
19:33Reading light?
19:35I've always felt this would fit nicely in my coffin.
19:37I'm sure it would, but you can't just take my lamp.
19:40Actually, I can.
19:42After you alerted us to the existence of amendments,
19:45I found this.
19:46Any hand-me-down not being properly cared for
19:48can be claimed by the next sibling in the line of succession.
19:51This light is covered in dust.
19:56Give it to me!
19:57I'm sick!
19:59What the heck is going on in here?
20:00Lola is trying to steal Mom's old robe from me!
20:03It never should have been yours to begin with!
20:05You know French terry is my favorite fabric!
20:08Well, I'm two minutes older than you,
20:10so I was next in line!
20:12That's a use-it-or-lose-it amendment I found.
20:15And since you don't even bathe,
20:16it gives me the right to take that robe!
20:19I don't care about your stupid rules.
20:21I'm caking it!
20:25Hey, that's my leather jacket, dude.
20:28Lenny passed it down to me.
20:30Yeah, but this amendment says that
20:31disrespecting an item is grounds for forfeiture.
20:41Please return my chair at lunch!
20:43A minute!
20:44Huh?
20:50I did not see this coming.
20:53I gotta fix this.
20:56I have an announcement!
20:59I've decided to let Lynn have this mattress.
21:02Huh?
21:04What?!
21:06Look, I know I started all of this,
21:09but I think everyone should get their things back.
21:12The Book of Loud Stuff was created to keep the peace in this house,
21:15but now we're just using it to take advantage of each other.
21:18I propose one last amendment.
21:22The well-being of the family always comes first.
21:26You're right, Lincoln.
21:28Agreed.
21:28Absolutely.
21:29You spelled well-being wrong, but your heart is in the right place.
21:36Well, guess it's just you and me again, Soggy.
21:40Hey, bro.
21:41I was gonna toss this baby, but technically you're next in line if you want it.
21:45The old gal's been through some stuff, but she's still got some life in her.
21:50Give her a try.
21:52I jammed some foam in there to prop up the sag.
21:55Whoa!
21:55Feels nice and bouncy.
21:57Let me test her out.
22:05I'll take it!
22:15Stop!
22:15Death will shut up!
22:17That's the way we show our love!
22:19In the Loud House!
22:21Loud House!
22:22Loud House!
22:22Laundry pots, check the pot!
22:23Hand me down to make me cry!
22:25Stand in line to take a pee!
22:26Never any promises!
22:27Chaos with eleven kids!
22:30That's the way it always is!
22:32In the Loud House!
22:33It's time for theию!
22:34Hard on the現要 fist!
22:35I shall meet above, I will beat you to my rearpodcast Fauciit!
22:35Let's stop!
22:36I need you to It's a minute!
22:36We'll get in the middle of Young, say!
22:36We kinda have some boys won't be.
22:36We don't miss your house.
22:37The almost gettin' on the arithmetic duty lens!
22:37We'll help you know what it's time to make!
22:37You
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