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00:07Crashing through the crowded halls
00:09Dodging girls like ping pong balls
00:10Just to reach the bathroom on time
00:12Peeping over laundry piles
00:14Divers you can smell for miles
00:15Guys gotta do what he can to survive
00:19In the wild house
00:20In the wild house
00:22Duck, duck, push and shove
00:23That's how we show our love
00:24In the wild house
00:26In the wild house
00:271.10 girls
00:28Born and traded for the world
00:45Where is that discount cereal
00:47Your dad likes
00:48Bargain brand
00:51Found it
00:52Okay, what's next?
00:54Oh, that's sardines
00:59Ew, no gross stuff
01:00It doesn't matter what you buy
01:02The sign says with every item purchased
01:04You get a raffle ticket
01:05So the more stuff, the better
01:07Oh, right, right
01:09We have to win
01:10Can you imagine a whole weekend
01:12At Grand Coyote Canyon?
01:20And the free spa will keep mom busy
01:23Hello, room service
01:28I don't remember needing walnuts
01:30Or sardines
01:33Lola, Lana
01:34We might have added a few items
01:38Congratulations, you've earned 749 promotional raffle tickets
01:42So that's what this was all about
01:44I'll deal with you two later
01:46Can I return the nuts?
01:47Please don't make me do that
01:49Attention, Supermart shoppers
01:51Time to pick the lucky raffle winner
01:53Oh, me!
01:56You're not going to win anyway
01:59These things are always rigged
02:01The winner is
02:04Lola, Lana, and Reefa Loud
02:07What?
02:08That's us!
02:09I'm Reefa Loud
02:10The girls mix up their F's and their T's
02:12Oh, God!
02:16This is going to be the best weekend ever
02:19First, I want to try the swim up sundae bar
02:21And then the obstacle course
02:23And then the lazy river
02:24Don't forget the gushing geyser
02:26You mean Michigan's largest indoor water slide
02:28Capable of reaching zero to wedgie in 3.5 seconds?
02:33And you even get a souvenir photo at the end
02:36How's the packing going?
02:38Lana, remember the hotel isn't pet friendly
02:41You have to leave them home, sweetie
02:43Huh?
02:44Oh, right
02:45I totally knew that
02:47And this isn't a surprise in any way
02:49Just got to figure out who I can trust
02:52To take care of my precious, precious babies while I'm gone
02:56And when did we get a scorpion?
02:58Oh, that's King Tut
02:59I found him living in one of Dad's shoes
03:01Okay
03:02Let's go find someone to look after, you guys
03:06And after you give Hopps' morning fish oil
03:08You massage his little legs
03:10Then you sing to him while he goes potty
03:12But not country music because it makes him sad
03:14Finally, let's move on to King Tut
03:17Scorpion care
03:18Oh, sorry
03:19Were you saying something, Lon?
03:21I just wrote an entire acoustic album in my head
03:24It's called
03:24Goats don't like rain
03:26They love you
03:28They don't like rain
03:29Let's find someone a little more present
03:34Do we really have to do a test run?
03:36I think it can bathe Geo
03:37And yet the water was two degrees too hot
03:40Okay, begin
03:41Ah, that's too fast
03:43You're stressing him out
03:44And if that happens, his hair will turn curly
03:46Yes, we wouldn't want him to get stressed out
03:49Oh
03:51It's okay, Geo, it's okay
03:54Okay, let's see how you do on your own with them
03:58Tonight we're reading Humpty Dumpty
04:01Stop, that one's way too scary
04:04Is the princess and the peacock okay?
04:07Ew, I'm not crazy about the message
04:09But this is a training exercise
04:10Pretend I'm not watching and go
04:12Once upon a time
04:14Ooh, stop, your tone feels angry
04:16I don't want them to absorb your negative energy
04:18Start over
04:21You want me to pre-chew a rat's food?
04:24Ugh, that's preposterous
04:26It helps with his acid reflux
04:28I don't even chew my own food
04:29Todd, nourishment
04:33This is a Sunday brunch
04:36Todd, the bacon was way too salty
04:40Nope
04:41Thanks for going on a practice walk, Lenny
04:43This is one of the hardest parts
04:44All of my pets have to be walked at the same time
04:47Or they get jealous and then they pee on the carpet
04:49Okay, got it
04:50I didn't know you could walk a frog or a scorpion
04:53How else are they going to get in their cardio?
04:55The only tricky part is if anyone sees
04:58An ice cream truck
05:01We're back
05:02Heal
05:04What am I going to do?
05:06I don't trust anyone to take care of you guys
05:08Lana, it's time to go, sweetie
05:15You brought more stuff than me?
05:17That's weird
05:18I wanted options
05:19In case the weather changes
05:21All right, family who won a contest and won't be paying actual money
05:25You're all set
05:27Do I smell pet odors?
05:29You are aware of our number one rule
05:31No animals
05:35Listen, Mr. Tinkle
05:36It's Finkle
05:38The girls mix up their F's and their T's
05:40That smell is just my sister
05:42Now, can we speed this up?
05:44I've got a date with the gushing geyser
05:46Unfortunately, that feature isn't working
05:50This will be reflected in our review
06:02Girls, since they have so many lifeguards here to watch you
06:05I hope it's okay if I hit the spa
06:07Of course you do you
06:09Bye
06:11Full time
06:13I'll be right behind you
06:15I just gotta find my goggles
06:18You guys okay?
06:19Sorry it took so long
06:21These are your new digs for a while
06:24I'll be back in a bit to check on you
06:26No fighting
06:30Wow
06:35Lana, get over here
06:36It's so much fun
06:40Coming
06:42Time for King Tut's yoga
06:44Oops, I forgot my swim gloves
06:48Your what?
06:50Feel the stretch in your stinger
06:54And now for our final resting pose
06:56Great work
07:00There you are
07:02Now help me eat this ice cream
07:06Brain, please
07:09Almost forgot
07:10I gotta brush everyone's teeth
07:12Ow, ow, ow
07:14Huh?
07:15Some people can't be bothered to pick up after themselves
07:18Oh, Mr. Tinkle
07:19It's Fink
07:20I need to lodge some complaints
07:21One, the ice cream is too cold
07:23Two, the pool is too warm
07:26I have more
07:27You might want to write these down
07:30Open up, Bitey
07:32We need to brush
07:32Nobody likes a rat with bad breath
07:38We can't wait all day, Blondie
07:40Oh, relax
07:41You're paid by the hour, aren't you?
07:43My sister will be here any second
07:48Next
07:49Okay, all done with our pre-nap routine
07:51Have a good nap
07:52Have a good nap
07:53Have a good nap
08:01Okay, I'm back
08:06And I brought strawberry smoothies
08:08Finally, you keep disappearing
08:11Where's the manager?
08:12These smoothies aren't smooth enough
08:19I'll get us new ones
08:21Be right back
08:22El Diablo, get back here this instant
08:25Um, excuse me
08:29Very lifelike floaty
08:32Darn it, must have popped a hole
08:37Hmm, I'm watching you
08:44What has gotten into you?
08:46Back to the room, mister
08:48What do you mean everybody got out?
08:58I love a shiatsu massage
09:02Hmm?
09:05Phew
09:17Everyone hide
09:18We'll talk consequences later
09:23I knew I smelled animals
09:25You are officially kicked out
09:28Oh, I can't wait to tell your sister
09:30Oh
09:33Ah, Mr. Tinkle
09:35I'm so glad you're here
09:36This fluorescent lighting is highly unflattering
09:39Do you have a warmer bulb?
09:41Enough!
09:43You are out of here
09:44I found all the animals in your room
09:47What?
09:50Wait here while I find your mother
09:53What were you thinking?
09:54You knew you weren't allowed to bring your pets
09:57I know
09:58I was just worried no one would take care of them
10:00The way I do
10:01Maybe I need to let go a little
10:03Or a lot
10:04I'm sorry for blowing our trip
10:06Can you ever forgive me?
10:09Aw, it's okay
10:11This place is kind of a dump
10:12There's way too much pee in the pool
10:14The towels are paper thin
10:15And the gushing guise is broken
10:18Wait, that's it
10:19I know how we can stay
10:20Where's Mr. Finkle?
10:28Okay, that should do it
10:33Ha, all right
10:34We are open for business
10:36I have to admit you do good work
10:39Thanks
10:40It was just a busted O valve
10:42So, are we good?
10:46Fine
10:46Fine
10:47You can stay
10:47Thank you
10:49Thank you
10:51Thanks for taking care of my pets, Lenny
10:53Sorry I didn't trust you guys earlier
10:55Oh, it's okay
10:56I used to feel the same way about my verses
10:59Come on, guys
11:00We're gonna go picnic in the park
11:02Park
11:03I don't know if all that sun is
11:08You know what?
11:09Just have fun, guys
11:13Hurry, Lana
11:32This next trick is not for the faint of heart
11:35What you're about to see may be shocking
11:39Just let us wait for the bus in peace
11:46Sigh
11:50Do your eyes deceive you?
11:52Or is the very fabric of reality shattering around you?
12:03Give me back my homework
12:05Do you have to be so much so early?
12:08And for my final trick
12:10I, Lincoln the Magnificent
12:13We'll need a volunteer
12:25How about you, good sir?
12:27A little magic trick?
12:29All right
12:30As long as the next trick is you disappearing
12:33Let's hear it for our volunteer
12:38Mr. G, may I please see your arm?
12:41Oh, boy
12:46Now, when I remove this cloth
12:48These magical handcuffs will be magically unlocked
12:51And your hands will be free to applaud
12:55Don't count on it
12:59Ta-da!
13:01Huh?
13:01This never happens to the amazing Braillster when he does it
13:04Well, this has been underwhelming
13:06Just use your key, loud
13:09Ugh, a good magician doesn't have keys
13:11But if I did, they fell in the toilet
13:16Let me call the Braillster
13:18He's my magician mentor
13:19He'll know what to do
13:23Sorcerous salutations
13:24I can't come to the phone right now
13:26As I'm somewhere between reality and illusion
13:29Or power washing my dove cages
13:34Hey, this is your assistant
13:36Lincoln, had a little snafu with the magic cuffs?
13:39Hand me back at your liege
13:42Or right away would be great
13:44Don't worry, he'll get back to us
13:51But in the meantime, I can't be late to school
13:55So, would you mind?
13:58Uh
14:00Can't believe I'm missing my game shows for this
14:05Ah, another magic snafu?
14:08Another?
14:09You mean this nonsense has happened before?
14:12Oh, sure
14:12Just last week, Lincoln messed up his vanishing quarter trick on me
14:16The nurse eventually got it out, though
14:18Out of where?
14:25Yep, I'll try the Braillster again
14:31Another magic snafu, Loud?
14:33I'll have Nurse Noelle on standby
14:38Yeah, right
14:39I'm not fitting in that
14:41New kid, sit down
14:43If you're here, you're learning
14:44But I...
14:49So, you're stranded on a desert island that's 10 feet by 20 feet
14:53How long until you resort to eating your own foot?
14:58New kid, come up and solve it
14:59But I...
15:07My head
15:09Oh, my head
15:10Oh, no
15:20Oh, no
15:22All right, kick off formation
15:24Hey, what now?
15:28Hey, the deer kid is exposed
15:30Get him!
15:35Hey, I...
15:43I've had enough of these cuffs
15:47Do your worst, Fishy.
15:54You hear anything back from that no-good magic fraud?
15:59Nope. Still nothing from the Braillster.
16:01But it should be any time now.
16:04Well, there's only one thing that picks me up when I'm feeling down.
16:08Staring at people until they feel uncomfortable?
16:11No. Cheese puffs.
16:16Well, the nickel should cover it, right?
16:18Yeah, I think middle school's a little different than in the 1800s, old dog.
16:24Oh, yeah, smart guy. Can any of you whippersnappers do this?
16:34Yep, me and my crew used to run these halls.
16:39You and your crew?
16:41Hey, that one there's me. They called me Doo-Wah.
16:44And my buddies Corky, Kitty, Tuffy, Knuckles, Tater, and Donna.
16:49Yeah, she hated nicknames.
16:51Whoa!
16:52I didn't know you went here.
16:53Cool. A fellow kangaroo.
16:56Ah, man. We used to have so much fun here back in the day.
17:00Hey, do you know any other cool secrets around here?
17:04While we're stuck like this, we may as well make the best of it.
17:07Well, there is the super flush.
17:12Is everyone in position? Girls' room covered.
17:15Aye, aye, Captain.
17:16Yeah! I'm in the teacher's lounge.
17:19Okay, on the count of three, we all flush at the same time.
17:23One, two, three, flush!
17:40That was like the best prank of all time!
17:43Yeah!
17:44Doo-Wah! Doo-Wah! Doo-Wah! Doo-Wah!
17:49All right, back off. Give Doo-Wah some space.
17:52Is that Lincoln's phone?
17:54The amazing Braillster.
17:58Eh, no harm and having a little more fun.
18:03Declined.
18:06Come on, Loud. We're just getting started.
18:15Here's a little tune from the Glory Days.
18:20Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh.
18:23Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
18:27-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
18:29Bout just can't get you away from doo-wop-doo-wop.
18:34I guess we're both here to stay.
18:38Now doobie-doo!
18:38Everywhere I go, you run into me
18:42I can't get you out of my general vicinity
18:48You're everywhere I go
18:50And it's great to see that it's shimma-lamma-ding-dong
18:54It's you-be-dee-doo, I'm stuck with you
18:59I'm stuck with you
19:04I'm stuck with you
19:09I'm stuck with you
19:14Lincoln, sorry I missed you
19:16I'm leaving for my timeshare in Tampa
19:19Be back in a month, sign The Amazing Braille-ster
19:22What? A whole ding-dang month?
19:25Lincoln, we gotta get to the airport, now!
19:28What? Why?
19:30No time to explain!
19:41Oh no, we're too late!
19:44Too late for what?
19:45Mr. Grouse, what is going on?
19:47Oh, I messed up big time, Link
19:50I've been blocking The Braille-ster's messages all day
19:53And now he's on the fourth end of Tampa
19:55We're gonna be stuck like this for a month now
19:58What?
19:59Why would you block his messages?
20:01I thought you wanted to get out of these handcuffs
20:03Like, as soon as possible
20:05Well, I did, at first
20:08But then I started having fun with you guys
20:11I felt like a kid again
20:13So I thought, what's the harm in spending a few more hours stuck together?
20:18But a month?
20:19Oh, that's another story
20:21I'm really sorry, kid
20:27Wow!
20:29You! But I saw your plane take off!
20:32Maybe that was just an illusion
20:35Or maybe they wouldn't let me fly with sixteen doves
20:43So this is your magic snafu?
20:46Well, at least it's not the quarter situation again
20:51Listen to me, the amazing Braille-ster
20:54This magic wand will not fail-ster!
21:01Whoa!
21:02Wow, how'd you do that?
21:04Release button on the side
21:06It's in the magician's manual
21:08A good magician doesn't need a manual
21:11But if I did have one, it fell in the toilet
21:15Well, I better be off
21:19The Tampa Tides wait for no one
21:26Well, I guess I better get going
21:28And sorry again, Lincoln
21:32Doo-up! Wait!
21:33You know, I was about to head back and hang out with my friends
21:36If you wanted to join us
21:38Really? You mean it?
21:40Yeah! Super flush, free snacks, a choreographed doo-up song
21:43You're a fun guy
21:45Oh, thanks Lincoln! I do have a couple of quarters burning a hole in my pocket
21:50Hey, let's go to Gus's and grab us some root beer floats
21:54Or I could show you my famous vanishing quarter trick
21:59Root beer floats it is
22:00He-he-he-he
22:01Shama-lama-ding-dong
22:02Shoo-bity-doo
22:03I'm stuck with you
22:06Wrapped inside this tiny space
22:09May sound bad, but ain't the case
22:11In the Loud House
22:13Loud House
22:14Suck and thaw
22:15Death will shed shove
22:16That's the way we show our love
22:19In the Loud House
22:21Loud House
22:22Laundry pots, check a pot
22:23Hand me down to make me cry
22:24Stand in line to take a pee
22:26Never any promise to
22:27Chaos with eleven kids
22:29That's the way it always ends
22:32In the Loud House
22:33And how comes the Legal Box
22:35Ashton-
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