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00:07Crashing through the crowded halls
00:09Dodging girls like ping pong balls
00:10Just to reach the bathroom all the time
00:12Peeping over laundry piles
00:14Diapers you can smell for miles
00:15Guys gotta do what he can to survive
00:19In the lighthouse, in the lighthouse
00:21Duck, duck, push and shove
00:23That's how we show our love
00:24In the lighthouse, in the lighthouse
00:271.10 girls
00:28Born and traded for the world
00:34Purple
00:35Mom, are we almost finished?
00:52We're freezing our tushies off out here
00:54Oh honey, we are done
00:59Gasp!
01:00Oh yeah, this is the Christmas display
01:03That is going to take first prize
01:05That's what you said the other six times
01:07You had us change it
01:08I know sweetie, but it's important for me
01:10To win Mayor Davis' holiday decoration contest this year
01:13So I can be proud all year long
01:16Knowing I helped spread Christmas cheer
01:19Translation
01:20Mrs. Fox always kicks your posterior
01:22And this year, you want her to eat proverbial crow
01:25That woman is going down like Santa in a chimney
01:31Okay girls, get in the picture
01:32So I can upload it to the contest website
01:35Is he here yet?
01:37Is he here yet?
01:39You see him anywhere?
01:40Sorry, your boyfriend from Switzerland hasn't arrived yet
01:44Henrik is not my boyfriend Lola
01:47We're still getting to know each other
01:48And since he and his parents are touring the states
01:50We thought it'd be fun to hang out
01:52Gah, he should be here by now
01:58Henrik, you finally made it
02:03I was prepared for a Lynn chest bump
02:06Man, it's awesome seeing you again
02:09Same
02:09What's the deal with the skis?
02:11I had to find my own way to get here
02:12Mama and Papa got up early to go see the world's largest frying pan in Hazeltucky
02:17They were too excited to sleep
02:18Well, you and I gotta hustle since we've only got today and tomorrow together
02:22I'll go grab my skis
02:24And uploaded
02:28Mrs. Fox posted a picture of her newest decorations
02:31Where did she get animatronic gingerbread men?
02:37Okay girls, help mommy tear all this down and start over
02:40I will not lose to that woman again
02:44Wow, Swiss cheese Christmas trees?
02:47Cottage cheese sledding?
02:48Can I live at Dairyland forever, please?
02:51Hooray!
02:52Hey!
02:53They brought back my favorite game this season
02:56Santa Tippy's cocoa time
02:58Fill up all four stomachs with hot cocoa and win a prize
03:02Hee hee!
03:04And go!
03:10Time's up!
03:21Maybe you should try
03:23Hey Lynn!
03:25Oh hey Margo!
03:26Paula!
03:26This is my friend Henrik!
03:28The one I told you about from Switzerland
03:29Guten Tag Frauleins!
03:31And go!
03:33Oh, I'm so happy for you guys!
03:36Happy for us?
03:37What's that mean?
03:38Duh!
03:38It's obvious you and Henrik are T-I-L totally in love
03:42Hello!
03:44We flew thousands of miles just to be with you for Christmas
03:46Wrong Paula!
03:48It wasn't just to be with me
03:49He and his family are on vacation
03:52And we're not in love
03:53Woohoo!
03:54I'm on surprise!
03:56Lynn, I want you to have it
03:59Awesome!
04:00Thank you!
04:03You guys are so weird
04:06Come and get your Christmas flippy snow cones!
04:11Watch this!
04:19That's nothing!
04:27Oh, nice one Lynn!
04:30Aha!
04:31I am left!
04:32Hey!
04:33We should try to polka on ice!
04:35Yeah, okay!
04:40My side hustle!
04:43Whoa!
04:44Hi!
04:45Why, Sugar Cookie
04:47You and your little polka partner make an adorable couple
04:51Eh, not a couple
04:52Grand finale!
04:54You're late!
05:02So, can you guess everything that's in the full Christmas dinner milkshake?
05:07Hmm...
05:08So far I've tasted deviled eggs, green bean casserole, yams...
05:13Ugh!
05:14And something very chunky!
05:16That's the glazed spiral ham, my favorite part
05:19Hey, there are my sisters!
05:20Wanna go say hi?
05:21Yeah!
05:22I'll meet you there after I get something to drink
05:24To wash down all this pork gristle
05:28What are you guys doing at the mall?
05:30Mom's here for some new Christmas decorations
05:32So we tagged along for one last tet-a-tet with Santa
05:36I need to reiterate my demands
05:40How's it going with Henrik?
05:42Awesome!
05:43We've been doing tons of fun stuff together
05:45Has he asked you to marry him yet?
05:47What?
05:48Don't be ridiculous!
05:49We're just friends!
05:51Oh, really?
05:52Because I saw him alone at a kiosk getting...
05:55Hmm...
05:55What was that?
05:56Oh, yes!
05:57A ring!
05:58And from the way he looks at you, I'm pretty sure it's for you!
06:03Adorable couple!
06:04Adorable couple!
06:05T-I-L!
06:06T-I-L!
06:08Totally in love!
06:13How did I not see it before?
06:15Henrik must think we're a couple!
06:17I guess I'm just gonna have to send him a message
06:20To let him know I'm not ready for that
06:23But I gotta play it cool
06:25Cause I don't want junk to be awkward between us
06:28Good thing they call me Subtle Lynn
06:33No one calls her that
06:35That looks fun, yeah?
06:49Got a lump of gravy in my windpipe
06:51Be right back!
06:57Oh no!
07:03Can't believe that guy just broke the train!
07:06Let's go!
07:08All aboard the Honeycutt Christmas sleigh ride!
07:13So nice and cozy!
07:15Why keep it all to ourselves?
07:21Now it's even cozier!
07:26Hey kids!
07:28How about a Christmas photo together?
07:30Yeah, sure!
07:31Should be safe enough!
07:32Fantastic!
07:33Say Christmas, sweethearts!
07:42It was, uh, on top of my foot!
07:47Hmm...
07:48Wow!
07:50Talk about a great day!
07:52Just two pals palling around being pals like pals do!
07:56Okay, well, pal!
07:57I'll see you tomorrow for more palling!
08:02Huh...
08:02Auf Wiedersehen, pal!
08:06Yes!
08:07No wedding ring in sight!
08:09Subtle Lynn for the win!
08:11Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:13Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:14Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:14Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:16Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:20Mayor Davis is about to post the winner's name!
08:24Now remember, whether we win or lose,
08:26the most important thing is sharing the joy of the holidays and...
08:31I won!
08:32Yes!
08:33Yes!
08:33Yes!
08:34Take that, Linda!
08:36Right in your foxy face!
08:38Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:40If this is the Christmas spirit, I think we'll need an exorcism.
08:44Oh...
08:45Still no sign of Henrik, huh?
08:47Nothing!
08:48He hasn't answered one stinking message of mine since yesterday!
08:51What gives?
08:54Finally!
08:55He just texted!
08:56Oh...
08:57Henrik and his parents are packing up.
08:59He said they're heading to the next stop on their vacation.
09:01And he wishes me a happy life.
09:03Yeesh.
09:04That sounds pretty final.
09:05Oh, man.
09:07I really blew it.
09:08I guess subtle Lynn was not so subtle.
09:11Which again is why no one calls you that.
09:13Ugh!
09:15Well, you know what?
09:16There's still a few minutes left on the clock.
09:18I can get in one more play!
09:23Oh!
09:28Huh!
09:30Huh!
09:30Huh!
09:30Huh!
09:31Huh!
09:31Huh!
09:32Huh!
09:36Huh!
09:37Huh!
09:39Huh!
09:40Huh!
09:41Huh!
09:41Oh, no!
09:42Well, I don't know if Ellie Mae was going that fast, officer.
09:47Oh!
09:48Oh, yeah.
09:51Okay.
09:52I'm ready, Mama und Papa.
09:53We can leave now.
09:58Henrik!
10:00Henrik!
10:01Pull over!
10:03What?
10:04Pull over!
10:05Ah!
10:07Ah!
10:10Ah!
10:10Ah!
10:11Ah!
10:12Ah!
10:16Henrik!
10:16You can't go!
10:17Why not?
10:18I got the hint yesterday.
10:20For some reason, you don't like me anymore.
10:22No!
10:23What I was trying to tell you was I wanted us to take our time to get to know each
10:28other better.
10:28It's just everybody kept saying we were a cute couple and then you got a ring to ask me to
10:33marry you and...
10:34Mary?
10:34Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine.
10:36Nine!
10:36It's just a key ring.
10:38For my Oma.
10:39My grandma.
10:40Back in Switzerland.
10:41See?
10:42A souvenir from Royal Woods.
10:44So...
10:45No marrying?
10:46Of course not.
10:47I feel the same way as you.
10:49I want to take our time getting to know each other.
10:51You do?
10:52That's awesome!
10:57Purely!
10:58I had it with me.
11:00Just in case.
11:01So...
11:01What do you say to a Christmas do-over?
11:04I'd like that very much.
11:06Hey!
11:07How about another shot at that Christmas photo?
11:10He-he.
11:13Whoa!
11:18You're late!
11:19He-he-he!
11:30The world's coolest spy just got a whole lot cooler.
11:34He's David Steele.
11:36And this winter, he's got a license to chill.
11:39Time to put your plans on ice, Dr. Snow!
12:06Whoa!
12:10Sorry for the racket, kiddos.
12:12Uh-oh.
12:13Uh-huh.
12:16Off to the restaurant for our annual cannoli night.
12:19Needed the extra suppli-
12:20Hi!
12:22Oops.
12:24I'll watch that later.
12:26The tour wraps up in Ontario, Canada tonight.
12:30Get your tickets now before they melt away.
12:33Hey, look.
12:34The show's just across the river.
12:35We can take the ferry there.
12:37Yes.
12:38Woo!
12:38Great idea.
12:40Maple leaf pose.
12:43You guys really have a pose for everything, don't you?
12:46Quick!
12:46How much money do we have?
12:49It looks like we have enough for...
12:51Aw.
12:52One small popcorn at the show.
12:54Dang.
12:55How are we gonna raise enough money?
12:57Also dibs on the popcorn.
12:58Ow!
13:00Oh!
13:02Ugh.
13:03Sounds like the pained blade of a sheep in labor.
13:06I better call Meemaw.
13:11Okay, not even close.
13:13It's Lincoln's grouchy neighbor shoveling snow.
13:18Hmm.
13:20I may have an idea to get us the money.
13:23Follow me.
13:23Yes!
13:24False alarm, Meemaw.
13:26You can put the berth and gloves back.
13:29Ugh.
13:30Hey there, Mr. Grouse.
13:32Uh, sorry.
13:33Not home.
13:33We couldn't help but overhear your, uh, struggle.
13:37For a small price, we could get rid of that snow for you.
13:40If it was our first customer, I'll throw in my winter album.
13:44The 12 Days of Rustmas for free.
13:46Yes to the shoveling.
13:48No thanks to the record.
13:49No take backs.
13:50You won't regret it.
13:59I gotta say, I am impressed.
14:03And the album?
14:04Well, I've heard worse.
14:07I get that a lot.
14:08Looks like we're in the snow shoveling business.
14:11If we divide and conquer Royal Woods,
14:13we'll have those tickets in no time.
14:15Yeah!
14:19Good morning, future voters.
14:21Are you here to get your tickets to tonight's Winter Light Show?
14:24We're nearly sold out.
14:26We're actually here to offer you our shuffling services.
14:29Oh!
14:29That would be amazing!
14:31If you can help me clear this area,
14:33I can finish working on my lighting effects.
14:35Watch this!
14:45Well, I'll just leave you little workers to it.
14:52All done, Mrs. B.
14:54Ah, bravo, industrious children.
14:57Now, would you like your payment in cash
15:00or in the form of a preview of my one-woman rendition
15:03of The Nutcracker?
15:12Cash works!
15:14Let's see some hustle, you loafers!
15:17I need this driveway clear before tonight's big holiday bingo game!
15:24Great!
15:25Now you can clear the back driveway.
15:28No!
15:32One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
15:35Okay!
15:35It looks like we have enough meat-bullied pose!
15:38For three and a half tickets.
15:41Huh?
15:42These poses are harder than they look.
15:44Oh, this is bogus.
15:46We cleared every driveway, walkway, runway.
15:49Heck, if it ends in way, we done shoveled it.
15:52And the forecast ain't calling for any more snow!
15:55Pff!
15:55This would be a lot easier if we were Glorby Florby aliens.
16:01They can control the weather with their minds.
16:05We may not have alien powers,
16:07but I do have a genius sister with a weather-controlling machine.
16:12Hmm.
16:13Hmm?
16:17Mm-mm.
16:18Found it!
16:19The cloud-seating machine!
16:23It kind of just looks like a toaster.
16:26Lisa has a very strict no-sibling shenanigans policy with her devices,
16:29so we'll have to be quick.
16:40It's working!
16:41Now we just need to figure out where to hide it from Lisa while it's running.
16:45Hmm.
16:53There we go!
16:55Time to shovel some snow and make some dough!
17:00Huh!
17:01Ugh!
17:16Maple leaf bows!
17:20I did it!
17:21Now to turn off Lisa's machine and bring it back to her room!
17:26Huh!
17:30No, no, no!
17:31The machine is gone!
17:33Quick!
17:34We gotta find it!
17:43Before you say anything, it's not what it looks like.
17:47Well, it looks like you just lost something and are now tearing the kitchen apart.
17:52Okay then, it's exactly what it looks like.
17:56I had something on that shelf up there.
17:59Do you know what happened to it?
18:00Your father's been grabbing all kinds of stuff for cannoli night.
18:04He probably has it.
18:07It's okay.
18:08We'll be fine.
18:09As long as my dad doesn't touch any buttons.
18:12What is up with this high-tech toaster?
18:16How do you get it to work?
18:18I think he touched some buttons!
18:20Come on!
18:21We have to turn off that machine or we'll never get to the show!
18:26Little Elf Dogs!
18:34Dad!
18:35That's not a toaster!
18:36It's Lisa's Cloud Cedar!
18:38Oh!
18:39That explains the setting for atmospheric pressure!
18:41Hey!
18:42Good news, everyone!
18:44The 12 days of Rustmas just hit number 81 in Antarctica!
18:48Oh!
18:49And it looks like the last ferry to Canada is still running!
18:53What are we waiting for?
18:56Let's shake a turkey leg!
19:05Dig like you've never done before!
19:17Zack, location check!
19:24Keep plowing north!
19:29We made it!
19:32Steal all night!
19:34Steal all night!
19:35Breaking news!
19:36Royal Woods buried under six feet of powder!
19:38Meanwhile, surrounding areas are sunny and snow-free!
19:41It's as if we have our own private blizzard!
19:44All local events have been canceled, including the Winter Light Show, Holiday Bingo,
19:48The One Woman Nutcracker, and Cannoli Night at Lynn's Table.
19:51This meteorologist would call that a perfect storm of disappointment!
19:57Look what our selfish David Steele dreams did!
20:00Guys, we gotta do the right thing!
20:03You're right, buddy!
20:04We gotta go back!
20:05Who needs Canada, anyway?
20:11My keyboard!
20:14Boom!
20:27Probably!
20:30You're at home!
20:32Come on, baby!
20:40We did it, guys! Good work!
20:46Oh, no. Looks like we missed a car.
20:49Uh, guys? I think this is the tour bus for...
21:01Ah! David's steel on ice!
21:06Wow. This is some serious winter magic happening.
21:11You guys are lifesavers.
21:14We got trapped on our way back from Canada
21:16and thought we'd be stuck in that bus until spring.
21:19You know, we'd love to do something special for you kids
21:21as a thank you, if you're up for it, that is.
21:25Yeah!
21:32Time to go toe to toe pick, Dr. Snow.
21:37And this is where we would have music,
21:40but our sound system is packed away.
21:43Lucky for you,
21:44there's a chart-topping recording artist in his house.
21:48Whoa.
21:50Ahem.
21:51On the birthday of Ross-mas, the Ross-man came to me.
21:58Ew.
21:59A bruised rib and a sprained knee.
22:03Oh, I see a remix coming.
22:05We're trapped inside this tiny space.
22:09May sound bad, but ain't the case.
22:11In the Loud House.
22:13Loud House.
22:14Suck and thaw.
22:15Just push and shove.
22:17That's the way we show our love.
22:19In the Loud House.
22:21Loud House.
22:22Laundry pots, check a pot.
22:23Hand it down to make me cry.
22:25Stand in line to take a pee.
22:26Never any policy.
22:27Chaos with eleven kids.
22:30That's the way it always ends.
22:32In the Loud House.
22:33Having been in the Loud House.
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