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00:00Are you anti custard or pro custard?
00:02I love custard.
00:03Right, we're on the same page,
00:04because I've met people that hate custard
00:06and I'm like, you're actually wrong in the head.
00:08Custard's the nicest thing going.
00:10Hot or cold.
00:11I'll eat that shit with a spoon cold, like, out of the tin.
00:15I love custard.
00:16Why is custard anyways?
00:19What in the name of God is going on?
00:22Goddammit!
00:23See what I mean?
00:24Oh my God.
00:25I always go for it.
00:26Oh.
00:27What did you do that for?
00:29Don't touch it, you fool.
00:30Does that look alright?
00:31It's possible to be like that in my days.
00:36I have a ball doing that.
00:38Are you scared of yourself?
00:39No, I just can't get over this, like.
00:41I love mad shit like this.
00:49In the week when Ireland welcomed a new president to the park,
00:52we watched loads of great telly.
00:55Disney Plus showed us a well-known face trying her very best.
00:58in her latest acting role.
01:00Is this Kim Kardashian's new thing?
01:02Yeah.
01:03Didn't this belong to Elizabeth Taylor?
01:05Like, how could you look at that and say,
01:06didn't this belong to Elizabeth Taylor?
01:08Come to daddy.
01:09Oh, no.
01:10RTE1 showed us how a Go Fund Me campaign completely changed one person's life.
01:15I've never really liked glass patio doors.
01:17I just have the image in my head.
01:19They shatter easily, you know?
01:21Well, security, that's sad.
01:23Six months ago, he was homeless.
01:25And he's looking at plans for his house.
01:28And a mead man was belting out some tunes on Sky Cinema Comedy.
01:33Oh, those happy days, they seem so hard to find.
01:37Oh, get in there, Pierce, you boy!
01:39When you're gone, when you're gone,
01:41though I try, how can I carry on?
01:44I didn't even know Pierce Brosnan could sing.
01:46Well, he can't really now.
01:48Well, he can't, no, not really.
01:50In Tipperary...
01:55Who gives a fuck about the 90s?
01:58...Anastasia and her dad, Noel.
02:02They did have better music, though.
02:04They were brilliant times, yeah.
02:05Yeah.
02:06They were very funny times.
02:08Yeah.
02:09I'm more than 97, will you?
02:11I was born in 96.
02:13Oh, right.
02:14Come on, like, I'm your first-born child.
02:17I did a game, fucking some kind of an encyclopedia or something.
02:22What age am I?
02:23Huh?
02:24What age am I?
02:25I don't know sure what age. You're 30, yeah?
02:27I'm 29, Dad.
02:28I don't know what about you.
02:29We have this row every year.
02:31You always add a year on to me.
02:34That skin tag is very bad on your eye, do you know that?
02:36I know I am.
02:37Oh, Jesus.
02:38That's hanging over your eye, actually.
02:40I know, me eyes are sore, yeah.
02:42Me head is sore, everything is sore.
02:44Aw.
02:45This week, we were gripped by the high-stakes real-life version of a well-known Netflix show.
02:53I love it, Squid Game.
02:54Squid Game.
02:55I've never watched it.
02:56Is this the Squid Games?
02:57The Swiss With?
03:02What?
03:03Yeah.
03:04Four million?
03:05Yeah.
03:06Wouldn't get that in trailers.
03:07Oh!
03:08Players, welcome to Squid Game.
03:11So this is the real-life version, but obviously they can't kill them because, you know, HR.
03:16Aw.
03:17While here, you will compete in games.
03:20All those are contestants.
03:21Yeah.
03:22This test will require two volunteers to step forward.
03:26This is wild.
03:27Why are they acting shocked?
03:28Have they not seen the TV show?
03:29No, I was just signing up because I was 3 on a Tuesday.
03:32Okay, there's two boys gone up.
03:36These are twins, are they?
03:37Yeah.
03:38Looks like it.
03:39All other players must now divide equally into X's and O's.
03:46Oh, I like O.
03:47I like O.
03:48There's two O's in my name.
03:51X's.
03:52Follow the staff into the white room.
03:54This just seems a bit laborious.
03:55Like, if I can just go on winning streak and spin a wheel, I'd rather that than doing all this.
03:59This is a bit much.
04:00This is the thing, right?
04:01See winning streak.
04:02This is all you have to do.
04:03It's Sarah.
04:04Diggadigadigadigadigadigadigadig.
04:05Spin out of the place.
04:07You've won a car, a house, a holiday for 20 grand.
04:10Shortly, a timer will begin.
04:12When your room believes 456 seconds have alapsed, you must push the button.
04:19Oh, sheesh.
04:20They have to count to 456 seconds, and then push the button to lock in the time.
04:23Oh, fuck that.
04:25What's the counting trick?
04:27One caterpillar?
04:28No.
04:29We got a nurse back there. She does the count when she does the compressions.
04:33Oh, very good.
04:35Bring the nurse. Is she coming up?
04:37One.
04:38You're supposed to do the Bee Gees staying alive. She's completely wrong.
04:42She's a musician, so he's going to give you a good reference.
04:45I don't think musicians just sit there going, one, two, three, four.
04:47But they don't really go past the number eight.
04:49Your time starts...
04:53Here, try it, John. Count to ten. Three, two, one.
04:56Don't kind of lie, David.
04:57One, two, three, four.
05:00Him counting is putting me off.
05:02No.
05:03Nine point eight.
05:05One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
05:12It's damn hard in a second, you know, like...
05:14Yeah, she's going too slow.
05:15Three or one, three or two, three or three.
05:18Remember I used to make you do that game when we would go out and walks and stuff
05:21where I'd make you try and guess when a minute was?
05:23Yeah, honestly.
05:25And I'd time you.
05:26So much fun.
05:27You don't want to worry about a week behind.
05:32She'll land on the next day.
05:34Push it, push it, push it.
05:37What will happen now, they all have blood packs on them and they explode.
05:40Oh, Lord, please don't let me be the moon.
05:44She should be doing a lot of CPR now in a minute.
05:46Ah!
05:47I do a whole...
05:48Oh, he's still alive.
06:01Oh, as you were brave enough to volunteer, you will survive this test.
06:07Oh my God, so the twin isn't out, the twin is still in.
06:13But your survival comes at a price.
06:17What's the price though?
06:18We watched as player 431 was given an all or nothing challenge to stay in the game.
06:24I basically have an hour to eliminate three people.
06:27I have to basically go up to them and say their number and say, good luck in the game.
06:31Oh, shit.
06:33He has to eliminate three people, that's the price he's to pay for it.
06:37If I don't do it, yeah, then we get out.
06:39I wouldn't have a problem doing anything like that if it was a game.
06:44If I tell someone was really getting shot, I wouldn't do it.
06:46Oh, God.
06:47So, bro, if I can be 23 years old and give, like, a big, like, millions to leukemia research...
06:52Get into this pedantic, everyone has a story, everyone has a reason they want it, like.
06:56I would rent a super yacht for, like, a week, and I would take me and all my friends out,
07:00and we would just party.
07:01She did.
07:02Good luck, good days.
07:04Would you kill me?
07:05For what?
07:06Money?
07:07Yeah.
07:07In a show?
07:08In...
07:09Yeah.
07:09I don't think it'd be worth the headache after filming.
07:13Good boy.
07:14Later, we saw a man in a fancy mask reveal which players were given a death sentence.
07:20They were presented with a choice to sacrifice themselves or secretly mark three fellow players
07:29for elimination.
07:32Oh, your heart fell out of your arse, wouldn't it?
07:36Oh!
07:37Gone!
07:40Ah, shit, Phil!
07:41Oh, God, this is frightening.
07:45I was like, here we go.
07:46I was kind of accepting it, because I was like, I haven't experienced thinking I was getting
07:49limited, so I was like, I can do it again.
07:50Oh, we're playing it.
07:52We're playing it.
07:53What's your answer?
07:54Why do I want the money?
07:56Yeah.
07:56Because I want to fuck off and travel and not live here.
08:00That'd be you.
08:02You didn't ask me.
08:03You want to buy a trampoline.
08:05Do you know the way you would say the two of you are probably quite stressed?
08:14Mates Greg, John and Eric.
08:17I thought this might mellow you out, right?
08:19Yeah.
08:20So this is a Tibetan singing bowl, right?
08:24So you have to close your eyes and just listen to the nice little sounds and see if it relaxes you.
08:29Okay.
08:30You ready?
08:31Yeah.
08:32I don't like it.
08:51It's like The Angelist or something.
08:52Oh, I like it.
08:53On Wednesday, RTE1 introduced us to an Aussie builder with his own way of tackling the housing
08:59crisis.
09:00I'm Harrison Gardner, and in this series, I'll meet some brave homeowners who are about
09:05to take matters into their own hands.
09:07Learning on the job.
09:09On my house.
09:11Build your own.
09:14Wow.
09:15That's a house.
09:16I would do it.
09:17I would not.
09:17I would definitely do it.
09:19I think the longest I've ever lived in a place was Carlo.
09:24Yeah.
09:24Yep, yep.
09:25I was on the streets years.
09:27I stayed away from drugs.
09:28Never committed any crimes.
09:29I never went in and robbed food.
09:31Repetit.
09:31Yeah.
09:32I was still homeless.
09:33But at the same time, I worked every day for years.
09:37Isn't it...
09:38Isn't it...
09:38Working and not being, like, being homeless.
09:40It is crazy, like, in this day and age.
09:42A few months ago, Cian was given a lifeline when a group of people found him and set up
09:48a GoFundMe in the hope they could get him off the streets and into a home.
09:53Sometimes that's all people need.
09:54It's just a little dig out, isn't it?
09:55Or someone in that corner, like, do you know what I mean?
09:57His story touched a nerve and donations flooded in, which allowed Cian to purchase this derelict
10:03cottage in County Sligo.
10:05Oh, my God.
10:06Fair play, lad.
10:07Oh, come on.
10:07Fair enough.
10:08The house has no power.
10:09It has no plumbing.
10:10But at the same time, it's mine.
10:12Your roof over your head.
10:14That's amazing.
10:16And, Cian, there's no floor in here.
10:17Did you take this floor out?
10:19Oh, no.
10:19It seems to have been the previous person who owned it.
10:24Oh, man.
10:24The amount of work.
10:26Would it not just be easier to knock the whole thing?
10:29Before we get stuck in, I've arranged to meet Maeve, who set up the GoFundMe that enabled
10:34Cian to buy the house.
10:36I was driving in to Mitchell's town, and I saw Cian.
10:42He's very intense, isn't he, that fella?
10:43Yeah, I know, yeah.
10:45He's like, I'm so interested in what you're saying.
10:47And he began to tell us about a place in Sligo that he had loved up on Daft.
10:54And I said, we could start a GoFundMe, and we could get you, but, you know, this place,
10:59Shiloh.
11:00Everyone needs a friend like Maeve.
11:02My gosh, what a woman.
11:04She's an angel.
11:05Honestly.
11:06We were hopeful as we saw a group of volunteers get together to try and fulfill Cian's domestic
11:11dream.
11:12The plan is to take off the pebble dash that is covering the stone and trapping in moisture.
11:17That was impossible to get off.
11:19I've never seen that much render on the outside of a building.
11:23There's six inches of cement render.
11:26Six inches?
11:27That's serious.
11:29What six inches?
11:29About that?
11:34About that, is it?
11:35As Cian met an architect to plan his future, we saw him struggle to let go of his past.
11:42Six months ago, he was homeless, and he's looking at plans for his house.
11:48I've never really liked glass patio doors.
11:50I just have the image in my head that shatter easily, you know?
11:53Well, security, that's sad.
11:55Yeah, that's sad.
11:56Ah, bless him.
11:57Because after being homeless for that long, you would be worried about safety and all.
12:00You of course you would, yeah.
12:01It's just a reminder of how different his experience has been to mine and to most people
12:06who are building a house right now.
12:08It's because he was on the streets so long.
12:09That's his reality.
12:10Over the next few weeks, several companies who have heard Cian's story generously donate
12:15their time and services.
12:17Oh, man.
12:19That's Ireland for you.
12:20That's so nice.
12:20That's Ireland.
12:22From the outset, Cian's needs were modest.
12:25He simply wanted a place to feel safe and secure.
12:29Oh, my God.
12:30Lovely.
12:33Oh, my God.
12:37That is gorgeous.
12:39The once dark cottage is now filled with natural light coming in from all directions.
12:45An air fryer.
12:46Yes, an air.
12:47Chap never had a bed, now he's an air fryer.
12:49You used to have a mantra when you were living on the streets, right?
12:51Yeah.
12:52What was it?
12:53House job wife, live a normal life.
12:57It's all about having the gold, you know?
12:58Yeah.
13:00Now you need the wife.
13:02That's in the pipeline.
13:04But let the man breathe.
13:05My God.
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13:28In the liberties...
13:29What type of childhood did we have?
13:31I got brought to see dead people.
13:34Friends, Tracy and Anita.
13:36Oh, I recognise that name.
13:39That woman.
13:39Let's go and have a look and see if I recognise that.
13:41And you'll be wondering, there's someone in the coffin like that.
13:43Yeah.
13:43She's a beautiful corpse.
13:45Beautiful.
13:46Oh, she looks like that.
13:47Beautiful.
13:47Oh, then, yeah.
13:48Beautiful.
13:48Beautiful.
13:49I'll let me say that.
13:50Me Nana used to say, give them a kiss.
13:52You won't have a nightmare if you give them a kiss.
13:55I wouldn't have a nightmare if you didn't bring me in the first place, Nana.
13:58This week, we logged on to Disney Plus
14:01as the world's most talked about show
14:03introduced us to a familiar face.
14:07All's fair.
14:09In love and war.
14:12That was just that.
14:12Oh, my God.
14:18Is this Kim Kardashian's new thing?
14:19Yeah.
14:20Oh, is it?
14:21Oh, this is the new show she's in
14:23and she plays a lawyer in it or something.
14:25Oh, wait.
14:25She's acting.
14:26In the show, we saw a woman named Elora Grant
14:29get ready for dinner with her husband, Chase.
14:31What the fuck's all the fans are, what?
14:33He forgot their anniversary.
14:38Hi.
14:39Stared directly at her boobs.
14:41Yeah.
14:41You're late.
14:43Oh, shit.
14:43He looks like something out of Mel's and Boom, doesn't he?
14:45Yes.
14:46For not giving you this this morning.
14:49Oh, sure.
14:51He had me, she had me.
14:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:53Oh, my God.
14:55Oh, my God, it's a Tiffany ring.
14:57Didn't this belong to Elizabeth Taylor?
14:59How the fuck would you know that from looking at that?
15:01Like...
15:02Happy anniversary, baby.
15:04Come to daddy.
15:06Oh, no.
15:10Jesus!
15:10Oh!
15:11If they don't eat the dinner, it's going to be so nice.
15:13See when someone gets a lovely dinner man for them
15:14and they don't eat it.
15:15Pisses me up.
15:15Have sex after dinner.
15:16The show gave us a glimpse into Allura's work life
15:19as she discussed a new case at her all-female law firm.
15:23Melanne, you're still taking the bar this break?
15:25Yes.
15:25Okay.
15:26Sit in.
15:27You're one of the girls now.
15:28A bit condescending.
15:29Okay, Grace Henry.
15:31She moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming an actress.
15:35She's a good actress, too.
15:36Yeah.
15:36What is she doing putting her fucking name to this?
15:39I know.
15:39Preen up like a straitjacket.
15:41I wouldn't sign a prenup, would you?
15:43I'd say, no, babe.
15:44We're supposed to be together forever.
15:46Why are you even thinking about that?
15:51You're dirty, so it's not...
15:53This is not okay.
15:55I can still smell you on me.
15:58We watched as a group of very important women
16:00walked to their very important meeting.
16:04$210 million.
16:05Allura, your client signed a prenuptial agreement.
16:10She is not entitled to anything.
16:12I could have written this one.
16:13No, no, yeah, yeah.
16:14That's why you know it's she.
16:15Emerald?
16:19Oh, the tally coming out of the ceiling now.
16:21So what could you ladies possibly have on me
16:24that I haven't seen before?
16:26You're right.
16:28There's nothing here that you haven't seen before.
16:30There's nothing here you haven't seen before.
16:35This, for example.
16:39Oh, God.
16:41Here it is, next to a traffic car.
16:43Wow.
16:46How the fuck you put my up here?
16:48Grace, you might want to look away for this next one.
16:51Wait, are we trying to shame this man?
16:56I think we're shaming him.
16:57This is Mr. Lionel in full fantastic fetish mode.
17:02I don't know what you want to show it.
17:03Dressed as a filthy piggy piggy.
17:06Oh, Kermie.
17:07Those people under him are suckling his piggly wiggly titties.
17:12Oh, please, show us.
17:14Kissy, kissy.
17:16Fisty, fisty.
17:17What I'm going to do is file an official report to the State Bar
17:21and to the Attorney General's office.
17:24No one's reporting anything to anyone, anywhere.
17:26Lionel.
17:27Let's go.
17:27He wants to get back to being a piggly wiggly.
17:30Love and war.
17:31You chose war.
17:33And we won it.
17:34Who in her life won't tell her no?
17:37Later, the show gave us a little look at Alora's husband's life.
17:41Oh, for fuck's sake.
17:48She's banging your husband, girl.
17:51I think she knows.
17:53Ew.
17:55Stop it.
17:57Oh, that, ugh.
17:58Yeah, the words of the Lord ring.
18:01Oh, my, ooh.
18:03Whoever wrote this needs to go to jail.
18:05I was there and nothing more.
18:07The whole thing is like soft porn, lads.
18:12It's weird.
18:13Especially when your dad's like ring.
18:15Why?
18:16Do you think I haven't lived?
18:17Oh, God.
18:21In Cork.
18:23Do you know what I don't get as well with boys?
18:25Dale and her wife Dawn.
18:28Boys be wearing belts, you know, around their waist.
18:32But is it that they don't tighten them?
18:33Or what's the crack, literally?
18:36It's just fashion.
18:36No, but because they bend over or whatever.
18:39They'd be like squatting down to do something.
18:41And I'm like, I can see you're a starfish.
18:44Why are you asking me?
18:45I'm not a boy.
18:46I know, boys are mank-like.
18:47Would they not be afraid in case they didn't wake properly?
18:50And in Limerick, Eva is away this week.
18:54You're trying to call the dog?
18:56Where is he?
18:57The boys are home with James' partner, Louise.
19:00He won't come to you.
19:02He only comes to my mother.
19:03That's not true.
19:04He loves me.
19:05He does, I'm his favourite.
19:08He's a bit of a ladies' man now, to be fair.
19:10On Friday, a new BBC One Northern Ireland series gave us a lesser-seen look at a well-known workplace.
19:17Farming is the most dangerous profession in the UK.
19:21Is this?
19:21Oh, yeah, unbelievably so.
19:24This programme follows the emergency services.
19:27I wasn't entirely convinced the outcome was going to be brilliant.
19:30Great the way they respond, isn't it?
19:32I'm Steph McGovern, and this is Farm 999.
19:35This is a bit of us now.
19:38When we were younger, the stupid things we used to do on farms, like, you could go into a field
19:42with a bull, and then you'd see how close you can get to the bull, and then run away
19:46as quick as you could.
19:47In the programme, we found out what happened to a man named Jonathan.
19:52I was taking straw from one trailer and putting it onto the lorry that was going to carry it
19:57the rest of the journey.
19:58The lad who works for us was taking the straps off the straw, and I knew I was under pressure,
20:04so I thought, right, I'll jump off and give Marcus a hand as well.
20:06It's going to topple, is it?
20:07As Jonathan was standing between the forklift and the trailer...
20:11Oh, shit, look, it's rolling forward.
20:13For the big sake.
20:14..it rolled forward and impaled him.
20:17Oh, my God!
20:18Oh, Jesus!
20:21And I just put my hand down here, and the spike had come right out through.
20:25Why are you smiling, talking about that?
20:27I immediately ran outside.
20:30I looked down, and I could see that it was impaled.
20:34Oh, my God, imagine seeing the spike coming out through your husband.
20:38Have you ever seen that?
20:40No.
20:41Not impalement.
20:42I was standing with my hand over the spike, and she says,
20:45what's happened, what's happened?
20:46And then I just took my hand away.
20:49She actually had just dropped her knees.
20:51Now, thank God there was CCTV, right?
20:53Tell you why.
20:55She'd have been blind for the only time, you know what I mean?
20:57Within 25 minutes of the 999 call,
21:00the emergency services, including the air ambulance crew, had arrived.
21:06We hear the helicopter here a lot, don't we?
21:08It scares you.
21:09When we turned round the corner and first set eyes on Jonathan,
21:14I honestly took a few seconds to compute what I was seeing.
21:18If I was a paramedic like that, like, I'd come to the scene and go,
21:21oh, fuck!
21:22No, you're just fainted.
21:23Oh, yeah!
21:24Oh!
21:24Oh, my God!
21:25To be able to get him to hospital, they needed to get him off the forklift
21:29without moving the time from his torso.
21:33I wonder, did they cut it off?
21:35Cut the spike off the machine?
21:36If that doesn't kill you, the infection.
21:39So what'd he do?
21:39I suggested then we get the angle grinder from the workshop.
21:42He's impaled on the thing, and he's literally,
21:45lads, there's an angle grinder in the workshop if you want to grab that, like...
21:48You know what the next problem is?
21:49He's up beside a load of dry straw.
21:51Don't set fire to the straw, I'm going to burn the day.
21:53Jesus, yeah.
21:54Obviously, I was just concerned when we spoke about the heat, you know,
21:58but it was no time at all till the spike cut with the angle grinder, so...
22:03Oh, thank Christ.
22:05But Jonathan's troubles were far from over.
22:08He still had to make the one-hour trip to a specialist major trauma centre.
22:13Oh, my God, look, you can see it coming out of him.
22:15He couldn't lie in that way.
22:16Well, because he couldn't lie in his back,
22:19and he couldn't lie in his front.
22:20No.
22:21So he'd be lying sideways.
22:21The journey to hospital was excruciating.
22:25So the bumps on the road.
22:27And as we went round the roundabouts,
22:28that's when it hurt the most,
22:29when the spike was actually rubbing to the side.
22:32Oh, my God.
22:33Could you imagine it touching off your ribcage and stuff?
22:37Oh, yeah, like a few little bone grinding.
22:41Yeah.
22:41Yeah.
22:41Yeah.
22:41Yeah.
22:43After seven hours in the operating theatre,
22:46the spike was removed.
22:48Wendy spoke to the surgeon straight after the surgery.
22:52He said,
22:52Jonathan is alive,
22:54and Jonathan is the luckiest man
22:56I have ever had on my table.
22:59What?
23:00I'd say he brings that everywhere with him now.
23:02Oh, yeah.
23:03That's his lucky spike.
23:05Class garage, eh?
23:06Over the moon.
23:07Never happier.
23:08Ah!
23:09Jesus Christ.
23:11Do you know what?
23:12Farmers are the hardiest bastards
23:13I've ever seen in my life.
23:15Chap was probably back to work
23:16within two days, I'd say.
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23:35In Betty's town...
23:37If you're trying to find a socket in the dark,
23:40if you close your eyes,
23:41you find it easier.
23:43Connor and his sister, Emma.
23:45Apparently, if you close your eyes,
23:47you're able to find it.
23:48That's stupid.
23:48Yeah.
23:50I haven't tested it yet,
23:51so I can't say if it's true or false.
23:53I'm not here to say if it's true or false,
23:54it's just I've heard it through the grapevine.
23:56But surely that would make it...
23:57It's the same, isn't it?
23:58But maybe when your eyes are closed,
24:00you're not thinking about it too much.
24:01You're not mentally in the zone,
24:03and then you forget about the task of handling,
24:05and then you find it easier.
24:08No.
24:09It's been too many times
24:11I've accidentally stuck my finger in the socket.
24:12On Thursday night, BBC One brought us back
24:16to a Scottish castle
24:18for the long-awaited finale of this.
24:2119 celebrity players arrived at this Scottish castle
24:24to play the ultimate murder mystery.
24:27I mean, who's he?
24:28Who's he?
24:29I don't know the fuck who they are.
24:30Do you think I give a shit?
24:31This is the Celebrity Traitors.
24:36I hope the traitor wins.
24:38Even in, like, horror movies,
24:41I always wanted just a villain to win.
24:42In the show,
24:44we saw besties and allies Nick and Joe
24:46chat about how they could collectively
24:48catch the remaining traitors.
24:50I've been thinking all night
24:51how we play this out.
24:55This fella knows what's up.
24:57He is the best player in a boy a mile.
24:59Let him cook.
24:59The only way I'm ending the game
25:01is if I'm in the final two with you.
25:06So they've got it tossed, and...
25:07It's sharp as a pin.
25:08Oh, yeah.
25:09And Nick, they're just...
25:11They're brilliant, to be fair.
25:12I need to keep Alan and Kat on side
25:14so they don't see it coming.
25:16And then we pull the rug from under their feet.
25:19Oh, I love it.
25:20He has it.
25:21He freaking has it nailed to the door.
25:23Later, the show took us back to the round room
25:26to see if the last remaining traitor, Alan,
25:28could fool his fellow players one final time.
25:31Are you all faithful?
25:33Or are there still traitors among you?
25:37If that was me, I would have butterflies in the stomach.
25:39Butterflies, I'd be running to the toilet.
25:41So red bag means go again.
25:43Green bag means win the game.
25:45Okay, okay.
25:47Alan, we will start with you.
25:49Alan's looking nervous, isn't he?
25:54Oh, yes.
25:54Good man, good idea.
25:57And that makes him look really innocent then.
25:59Alan, who do you believe should be banished and why?
26:03I think it's Joe.
26:08Joe?
26:09Yes.
26:10And I've put two and two together,
26:11and I think he's a traitor.
26:13We're two and two together, and I got Joe.
26:15I was convinced that Nick and David were faithfuls,
26:20so that left one.
26:22I've gone for Alan.
26:23It's a tense finale.
26:25Oh, Jesus.
26:26This is why I love TV.
26:28And for the final vote, Nick.
26:29If they vote out Alan, they win.
26:34Oh, fuck little Nick.
26:35It's up to him.
26:39Nick's been with Joe the whole way through.
26:41He can't go for him.
26:43Joe.
26:44Oh!
26:45Go on!
26:46Yes!
26:47Go on!
26:49Oh, he's pissed.
26:55You've been hoodwinked.
26:57Wow.
26:57So, Joe has been banished.
27:00Only three of you remain.
27:02So, if they end it and there's a traitor there,
27:04the traitor wins.
27:06Alan, let's see what you have chosen to do.
27:10End the game or banish again.
27:17Yes!
27:18Sick!
27:19Nick, this is the last pouch.
27:21I bet you Nick will throw a redden.
27:23There's no way he's had Alan any tongue
27:26for the last, like, in three episodes.
27:27I'm telling you, the three of them
27:28bought it for Joe and I think he's gone.
27:29I think the traitor's gone.
27:30I bet I didn't have this one.
27:31Yeah.
27:38He hasn't won!
27:40Alan, are you a faithful
27:42or are you a traitor?
27:44I am and have always been a traitor.
27:58Oh, fuck.
28:00Yeah!
28:01Fuck!
28:01I don't want a favour of you!
28:02Oh, lads, this is some telly.
28:06Oh, brilliant.
28:07This is savage.
28:08Alan, you have won the game.
28:11Congratulations!
28:14Yeah!
28:17Ah, boys, sorry, but why is he crying?
28:19It's only a game.
28:20Because he had to lock all that in.
28:22It was probably a lot for Malik.
28:24No, you don't win to make friends,
28:26but at the same time, it's hard to not.
28:27No, no, you don't.
28:28But it's hard to let someone down like that as well, though.
28:30Hard to be that callous about any kind of a heart.
28:33Yeah.
28:33Because, like, they obviously went in for the money.
28:35Is it really?
28:35They've all got a story.
28:37It fucking should be.
28:39In Donegal...
28:42Look what I got.
28:44Barbara and her sister Janet.
28:47Ooh!
28:48Did you find them?
28:49I didn't find them, Barbara.
28:51I fell asleep in the hospital, and there they were.
28:53I tell you, you went in for it, you...
28:54They came up, I've got a resurrection.
28:56They were down near me belly button.
28:58I woke up, and there they were, out in front.
29:01That's the beauty of steroids.
29:03And they're up here, and out, and I'm flaunting them.
29:06We have a party to go to Friday night.
29:09Bring it on.
29:10On Thursday, a new RTE One show gave us a behind-the-scenes look at one of the country's best-loved sports.
29:17The All-Ireland Championship.
29:19I loved Camoge.
29:20Jesus, I loved it.
29:21The very pinnacle of our Gaelic games.
29:24And winning one is the dream of every player.
29:27I'm the 13th ground-hurling champion.
29:28I played for the boys.
29:29You were in your hoop, lad.
29:36Do you know that they play harling in Uganda?
29:38I saw.
29:39I know, I saw kids playing it too.
29:41I was shocked.
29:42The documentary gave us the inside track on the debate that overshadowed this year's Camoge Championship.
29:48And the dispute over the controversial skirt-short hybrid attire, known as the skort, is about to erupt.
29:55It was such an unnecessary scandal.
29:58It was so stupid.
29:59There are shorts underneath.
30:01No, they're like pants underneath.
30:02The GPA brought out a report which highlighted 83% of the players playing senior Intercounty Camoge would prefer to have the choice to wear shorts.
30:09That gave us a renewed frustration at the fact that we're still not being given the option to wear shorts.
30:14That's insane.
30:14That's crazy.
30:15That is ridiculous.
30:18Some hassle about this.
30:20Oh, yeah.
30:20Watch what happens.
30:20Watch what happens.
30:21Both teams unanimously agree to wear shorts.
30:24And if the game goes ahead, it will be a first for the sport.
30:28I was so proud.
30:29Yeah.
30:29They actually all stood together.
30:31But when the two captains meet the referee for the pre-match coin toss, he tells them the match will not go ahead unless they change from their shorts into skorts.
30:40Tell him to fuck off.
30:41Yeah, go and get somebody else.
30:42I'll referee.
30:43And then at that stage, we didn't want to risk losing the opportunity to play a match that we've been working for months and really years to play, you know?
30:50It really annoyed me as well, the amount of lads being like, just put on the skirt.
30:53I'm like, why don't you put them on?
30:54See, technically, the ref did no wrong because it's in the rule book.
30:57Yeah.
30:57This brief moment on a club pitch in West Dublin is about to have significant reverberations.
31:04Like, obviously, the girls are training their bollocks off and giving up a massive amount of time.
31:09Yeah.
31:09And then all people are talking about is, can they fucking wear shorts or not?
31:13We were introduced to Dubliner Aisling, who became a face of the players' campaign.
31:18Good morning to you both.
31:19Aisling, listen, let's start off with you.
31:21We're not being heard.
31:22We're not being listened to.
31:23They're off developing a better sport when we want the option of wearing shorts.
31:26She spoke very well, actually, and isn't she?
31:28Yeah.
31:28I just cannot believe there was a need for such commentary on a piece of clothing.
31:33Because I know how much the game has given me, I want other young girls to have that experience.
31:42Like, when I started playing camogie, there wasn't anybody to look up to because camogie
31:47wasn't ever promoted, wasn't televised, wasn't talked about.
31:50It was just boys, boys, boys, gah, gah, gah.
31:53There was no camogie team in my time when I first started playing.
31:55I played boys.
31:57If girls want to wear the skirts or if girls want to wear the shorts, we're trying to
31:59just have that balance, I suppose, and just to have a bit more security, you know, if
32:05you're on your time of the month and stuff like that.
32:07In fact, she even has to explain that.
32:08It's fucking disgrace.
32:10For me, personally, as a sportswoman, being on your period, it is hard.
32:13Yeah, of course she is.
32:14It is hard to play.
32:15You have such a fear that you're going to look down.
32:17And I have experience and say stuff myself.
32:20I wouldn't doubt it.
32:21Good evening to you.
32:22The Camogie Association will hold a special congress.
32:25Oh, congress.
32:26Like, my...
32:27On a pair of shorts.
32:28A vote will be then taken on whether or not to allow shorts to become part of the official
32:32kit for the sport.
32:34It wouldn't happen in men's.
32:35No.
32:35They'd be like, here, go on, play it.
32:37They'll ask Bastion to hold these silly regulations against women.
32:41For Christ's sakes.
32:42And finally, some breaking news.
32:46Vote-wise, it was 98% to 2%.
32:4898% to 2%.
32:51It's a landslide.
32:52Who are the 2%?
32:54What sad excuses.
32:56I need to meet the 2%.
32:57Because if all the lads came out and squirts in solidarity.
33:00They should have, yeah.
33:01Come up with no shorts, then.
33:03No.
33:05Mickey's all over the place.
33:07Jesus.
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33:28In Mulhuddert...
33:29You know the way you said your nanny's shoe is the best shoe?
33:32Yeah.
33:33Sophie, her sister Chloe, and their best friend, Calum.
33:37I feel like every family has a specific way they make shoe.
33:40Ours is actually very controversial, and people go mad when we tell them.
33:44But we put sausages in our shoe.
33:46Oh, yeah?
33:47Yeah, because you know the way most people only put sausages in our shoe.
33:49Like, we love sausages in our shoe.
33:52And whenever, like, if I go somewhere else and they don't have sausages, I'm kind of sad.
33:57Because a lot of people don't actually put sausages in our shoe.
33:59Yeah, I feel like it's not made.
34:00I don't like sausages in a coddle, though, because, do you know, like, now nanny gets the skinless ones.
34:05Would you ever go out to someone's house and they have the skin ones, and yeah, it's like you're sucking a loader.
34:11I was that weirdo as a kid.
34:12I was that weirdo as a kid.
34:13Why are you laughing at?
34:18I just fart.
34:19On Sunday, a familiar voice invited us into his kingdom on BBC One.
34:27This is Nsefu in the heart of Zambia.
34:32Yes, it is, David Attenborough.
34:34He's a mad bitch still working at age 100.
34:36Here for five years, we've been following the remarkable story of four rival families.
34:46I have so many questions when it comes to these shows.
34:48Like, how are they filmed?
34:50Camera.
34:51They're all striving to make this place a home.
34:54Oh, look at the baby.
34:56If you were an animal in the safari, what would you be?
34:59I always said I'd be a lion.
35:00I actually think I'm more of a, like, hippo.
35:04Oh, literally, I was about to say.
35:09They thought there was a lion in Nimerick or something.
35:12They had photos of it.
35:14Yeah, someone shaved their dog like that.
35:15Someone shaved their dog like that.
35:16I saw it.
35:17This is Olimba.
35:20Olimba in Uganda means you're lying.
35:23She has a son and a daughter.
35:25They are super cute at a distance.
35:27The first critical lesson for her cubs is what is safe and what, and who, should be avoided.
35:38Ah!
35:39I thought that was a rock.
35:40What's that?
35:40You.
35:42Is that Ible?
35:43Yeah.
35:45Olimba's son, Moyo...
35:47They have names.
35:49...is bold.
35:50This fella is not one bit worried about grub at all.
35:57Nibbles are an apex predator.
36:00Yeah, they kill loads of people over half of you, don't they?
36:03Yeah.
36:03No, don't eat the grub.
36:06That is a threat.
36:09You're not going to beat them, lads.
36:11No way.
36:12They'd sit on you and you'd be dead.
36:14But there is another danger, and Olimba has no idea that it's coming.
36:20They'd have you in the water, and they'd have you on foot.
36:23So it'd be up to whether you could beat them on the bike or not.
36:27We watched through our fingers as Olimba gave her cubs a crash course in surviving the wild.
36:37Oh, no!
36:38He got him, boy.
36:39Oh, my God, he got him by the head.
36:40Oh, my God!
36:44Oh!
36:47Eating the arse first, dirty bastard.
36:51But they have company.
36:54Oh!
36:55They're so ugly.
36:57I hate hyenas.
36:58Every time.
37:00Ever since the Lion King, I hate them.
37:01I was just going to say it.
37:04Olimba holds back.
37:06They are some rats, though.
37:07Imagine you doing all the work and then just getting it just taken off you.
37:10That's what tax man does, kid.
37:12He and his mother start to work together.
37:16Attack!
37:17Could they not just share it?
37:18This is getting dangerous.
37:25What?
37:26Will you stop it?
37:27Do it, grats the baby!
37:29Persistence from both youngster and mother tips the balance.
37:35This is like when you accidentally took both of our lunches to work.
37:40Maya's risk-taking has led to success.
37:44Like, how do they know their names?
37:47Are they just making moves?
37:48They just named them.
37:49Yeah, they named them.
37:51Yeah, but...
37:51I suppose.
37:52What?
37:53Do they just have names?
37:54The tiger's going up, I hate it.
37:56I'm a leave it.
38:02In Dundalk...
38:02When you were younger, did you have, like, an imaginary friend?
38:06No.
38:07I remember when I lost my imagination.
38:09I remember that day, if you want to talk about that.
38:11David and his wife, Sarah.
38:14I was sitting in my granny's house,
38:16and I was playing with the only little Green Army men.
38:18Yeah.
38:19And then I had wrestlers,
38:20and it was the wrestlers versus the Green Army men on the castle.
38:23Yeah.
38:23And I got to a point where we were getting to the point
38:25that Green Army men were attacking us,
38:27we were trying to stave them, like, get them off,
38:29and The Undertaker was taking about three of them out.
38:31Yeah.
38:31And then at one point, I just goes,
38:33this isn't realistic.
38:34I never played with my Undertaker again.
38:36And I went in, sat down,
38:38and just watched Coronation Street with Caden for the rest of the evening.
38:41On Wednesday, Sky Cinema Comedy
38:44invited us to a nice island wedding.
38:46I have a dream...
38:51Oh!
38:53Best movie ever fucking made!
38:55Do you actually like this film?
38:56I fucking love it.
38:57She's ABBA obsessed.
38:58I fucking love it.
38:59Ey, so am I.
39:00I listened to ABBA while playing Fortnite.
39:02Yeah.
39:02Yeah.
39:03That was your little secret, was it?
39:05Oh, my God.
39:07I'm telling your friends.
39:10Harry Bright.
39:12I have never, ever got ABBA.
39:14I should have asked you that before we got married,
39:17and I would have stayed with myself.
39:18Oh, would you look at them!
39:22Mama Mia!
39:24Here I go again!
39:26You went to see it with your mum.
39:27I did, and she stood up at the end of it and clapped.
39:30We watched in anticipation
39:31as three VIP guests arrived for Sophie's wedding.
39:35May I help you?
39:36Sure.
39:37We're here for the wedding.
39:38She's invited all of her dads from her mum's diary,
39:42but she doesn't know which one is her actual dad.
39:43Our mum was with all three of them when she was a teenager.
39:46Oh, she was a life lousy.
39:48Would you mind if we see our rooms before we see your mother?
39:51Sure.
39:52The mother doesn't realise that they're here.
39:54Oh, yeah.
39:55Promise me that you will not tell anybody that I invited you.
39:59Okay?
39:59Promise?
40:00You got it, baby.
40:01I went to see this three times in a cinema when I came in.
40:04What age were you?
40:06Ten.
40:06You are deeply disturbed.
40:24Whoa, back in the day.
40:27Ew.
40:29Oh, is that you now?
40:31I was cheated on you.
40:38Fake gay.
40:59Whoa, whoa.
41:00You'd never have a medal down as a singer, would you?
41:02Meryl can do anything.
41:10Well, that was probably one of the last positions.
41:12Last time you saw them.
41:14I don't know why they're here.
41:16And I have brought this all on myself
41:19because I was a stupid, reckless little slut.
41:22Slut.
41:23She was asleep around, lost and found.
41:26Whatever happened to our Donna?
41:28Life and soul of the party.
41:30Oh, no.
41:31I think we're going to have to discuss this through another song.
41:34You can dance, you can dance, having the time of your life.
41:43Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene,
41:49digging the dancing queen.
41:52Watch that.
41:53Just do it once.
41:54No, it's not in the bed, I would have done one.
41:56Zombie virus or something going around for us all that.
42:06With the wedding drawing closer,
42:08we saw tensions ramping up.
42:10Yes, come on!
42:11Sophie!
42:12Oh, you just...
42:13You have no idea.
42:15You never had a wedding.
42:16You never did the marriage and babies thing.
42:18You just did the baby thing.
42:19Well, good for you.
42:21You know what?
42:21Yeah, like, the mom's pure, like,
42:22I've never given up my whole life for you as a single mother,
42:25and now I'm putting on this wedding that I obviously can't afford,
42:27and yet you're like,
42:28no, I want these fellas who I've never met in my whole life
42:30to give me away because they're legally my dad.
42:32Like, babes, no, it's the woman who fucking brought you up.
42:35She's the one that should be giving you away.
42:36You're very passionate about Mama Mia.
42:40I see you kept my bagpipes.
42:42Halloween's over, period.
42:44Put those white trousers away.
42:46Well, do you know what the real jump scare is?
42:47His singing.
42:48Every morning I get up and I thank God
42:50that I don't have some middle-aged menopausal man
42:52telling me how to run my life.
42:54Well, I'll tell you one thing, boys.
42:55She's never done silicone before, anyway,
42:57but that carry on.
42:58Oh, God, Pierce Brosnan doesn't sing in this, does he?
43:01Does he sing songs?
43:02I don't think so.
43:03Where are those happy days?
43:06They seem so hard to find.
43:08Oh, get in there, Pierce, you boy.
43:10Oh, God, why is he singing?
43:12What kind of a song is apt to sing
43:13the first time she's seen me in years?
43:17The love you gave me
43:18nothing else can save me, S.O.S.
43:21And there's that cream cake.
43:24When you're gone, when you're gone,
43:26I've been trying and tried to go on.
43:30He sounds really angry or something.
43:32When you're gone, when you're gone,
43:34I've been trying and tried to go on.
43:39Fucking ridiculous.
43:41I've always wanted to do that.
43:43When you're gone,
43:43how can I even go on?
43:46Oh, I'll go on, Ari.
43:47Later, we donned our glad rags
43:49as the big day finally arrived.
43:51We are all here together
43:52in this glory.
43:54And welcome to
43:55Sophie's dad.
43:57If you'd done this on my wedding day,
43:59ma, there'd be upright.
44:00You'd never see a grandkid.
44:02You know who your father is.
44:03Sky, let's just not get married yet.
44:06Wedding off?
44:07Yeah.
44:07I love you.
44:11Tramble.
44:12Fuck.
44:13Hang on.
44:17Why waste a good wedding?
44:18Yeah, might as well.
44:24Come on, Donna.
44:25They've just completely ruined this wedding
44:27and now they're making it about themselves.
44:28And I feel another song is coming along.
44:33Ah, sure, look.
44:35That's one of those songs
44:36where you'd have to go like that.
44:37I can't conceal it.
44:40Ha, ha, ha.
44:41Ha, ha, he's fucking joking.
44:44I would say
44:45no.
44:46No.
44:47No.
44:48Say I do.
44:51I do, I do, I do.
44:53I do.
44:54No.
44:55Well, somebody may as well get married,
44:57let's be honest.
44:58Oh, God.
44:59I do.
45:01I do.
45:02I didn't.
45:04I do.
45:05Oh, Pierce, you still got it.
45:08Come on, how can you just watch Mom and me
45:10and not end up, like, singing and dancing along?
45:12What is wrong with you people?
45:14I was put through enough
45:16having a ground blade, no?
45:18It's always repeating itself.
45:20What a do.
45:22What a do.
45:24I was repeating, you won the boys.
45:26What a do.
45:27The cut of the boys.
45:29What a do.
45:30What a do.
45:31Look at the blade, the style it is.
45:33Oh, my God.
45:34I'm getting into one of them.
45:36And I'm getting the hobnail boots like them as well.
45:40Oh.
45:45Connor, I'm such a stan of this.
45:46Like, I literally went to Sweden to go to the ABBA museum.
45:50And they had pieces from the movie in the museum,
45:54and you got to, like, pose in them.
45:56There's photos of me in the little truck and everything.
45:57You showed me the photos.
45:58I was like, this woman is deeply unwell.
46:03Leila's lost her spark, Sam's lost control,
46:06and Dimfna, well, she's just plain lost.
46:08It's a busy day for the Amines in the series finale of Faithless.
46:12Join us as our cracking comedy concludes next
46:14on Virgin Media Play and on One.
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