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00:07Crashing through the crowded halls
00:09Dodging girls like ping pong balls
00:10Just to reach the bathroom all the time
00:12Peeping over laundry piles
00:14Diapers you can smell for miles
00:15Guys gotta do what he can to survive
00:19In the wild house
00:20In the wild house
00:22Duck, duck, push and shove
00:23That's how we show our love
00:24In the wild house
00:26In the wild house
00:271.10 girls
00:28Born and traded for the world
00:34Purple
00:53Morning Shelby
00:55You can see me?
00:57This invisibility cape
00:59Isn't working
01:00Well don't mind me
01:01I'm just borrowing stuff
01:02From my orcs, horks, wizards and pork campaign leader
01:05This colander would make a great helmet
01:09Oh no
01:10One of my students is having a yoga emergency
01:14Yeesh, I didn't know the human body could bend that way
01:17Oh it can't
01:18Oh it can't
01:18I better go help her
01:19Oh but I'm supposed to drive Shelby to royal woods for that orc, bork, hork thing
01:24I can drive the shelve
01:26I can drive the shelve
01:26It'll give me a chance to get some much needed daddy daughter reps in
01:29I feel like we're not connecting
01:30I feel like we're not connecting
01:31You know, like we used to
01:32It used to be so much easier when she was little
01:34Oh don't worry baby
01:36I'm sure that after today you two will be closer than my head and my feet in hedgehog pose
01:42So tell me more about this wizard beef thing today
01:46You mean orcs, horks, wizards and pork
01:49The fastest growing live action role playing game based on deli meats in the country
01:53We have a huge campaign today
01:55Lincoln, Uncle Lynn and I have been strategizing and
01:58Oh my gosh, I had the best idea ever
02:00You should totally join us
02:02Really?
02:03Oh ho ho, I'd love to
02:04But how do you play?
02:05Is it like any sports I know?
02:07Yes, it's exactly like baseball
02:10But no balls or bats
02:12And all the players are wearing meat
02:14Right, okay, well
02:16Sounds like fun, Shelps
02:18Oh look dad, there they are
02:20Yes, true
02:21Good morrow, weary travelers
02:24Hey, watch the glitter, I mean magic dust
02:27Huh, wow
02:28Be that my brother and niece
02:31Lincoln, Uncle Lynn
02:34Hey Shelps
02:35Sweet bathrobe, little bro
02:37Nay, good sir, tis a magic cloak
02:40For I am Hamdoth the Wise
02:42And this is my apprentice, Spare Rib
02:45Ah, I see you're traveling with the Pork Ranger
02:48Family, I be a half-orc archer whose prosciutto arrows have slain many a foe
02:54Now to come up with your character, dad
02:57I'm thinking warlock or
02:58No, no, no, no
03:00I've got the perfect thing in my car
03:03Now entering the arena
03:06It's Lance
03:09Sorry dad
03:10That doesn't really fit in with the world
03:12Check out Uncle Lynn's character
03:13He's nailing it
03:14Here dear brother
03:16Take these
03:17We shall call you
03:19Dumble boy
03:20Jinx us
03:23Fine
03:24But no sleeves
03:29Hark, I am the Lord of the Lynx
03:32Your game master and referee
03:34Deep within the black forest
03:37Is a locked chest containing a mythical stone
03:40The Genoa gem
03:41Only by finding and combining the mighty tenderizer
03:45And the shoulder blade
03:47Can you unlock the gem
03:49Wow
03:49Alright, who do we tackle first?
03:53Dad, there's no tackling
03:54And before we start
03:56We play songs to ready us for the adventure ahead
03:59Oh, like pump-up music
04:02BRB
04:04Alright, now that we
04:09Why doesn't anybody get their pump-up?
04:12Come here, you
04:15Hambo, can you fix this?
04:21Come gather round and be ye merry
04:24What?
04:25Huh?
04:35Now that we have warmed
04:37Sir Loin
04:38Is your party ready?
04:39Uh, verily
04:40And you, Hambo, the wise
04:43Let the game commence
04:45Huzzah!
04:48Come on, Dad
04:52Behold
04:53The mighty tenderizer
04:55Alright
04:56Wait, Dumble boy
04:58According to the map
04:59There's an invisible Pegasus
05:01Now guarding the mallet
05:02Oh, please
05:03Let's charge it
05:05Yaaaaaah!
05:05It's immune to human attacks, Dumble boy
05:08You have to use a spell
05:09I got a spell right here
05:11Abraca-elbow drop
05:13Ah!
05:14Ah!
05:17Ah!
05:17You like that?
05:18Here's another one!
05:19Oh!
05:20And stay down, chump
05:21Now to grab that tenderizer
05:23Ah!
05:24Ah!
05:26Ah!
05:26Ah!
05:27Oh!
05:27Oh!
05:28Oh!
05:29Hey!
05:30If ye can't follow the rules
05:31Then it's off to the stocks for thee
05:33Oh, uh, uh
05:34Hmm
05:36Ah!
05:38Ah!
05:38You know this is just cardboard, right?
05:41Ah!
05:42Ah!
05:43Ah!
05:44Ah!
05:45Hey, babe
05:45Hey, hon!
05:46How are things going?
05:47Well, I'm in nerd jail
05:49My costume's giving me a wedgie
05:51And worst of all, Shelbs and I aren't bonding
05:53Losing her, Cher
05:54No magical communication boxes in the dungeon of captivity
05:58Oh, god
06:00Everything okay up there, Hamdolf?
06:02Verily, the tenderizer beeth ours!
06:05Oh, right!
06:06Yeah!
06:07Hamdolf!
06:08Hamdolf!
06:09Hamdolf!
06:10Hamdolf!
06:23Hamdolf!
06:24Wait, what are you doing?
06:31Dumbleboar?
06:31How did you manage to get out?
06:33The Lord's dungeon of captivity is impenetrable!
06:37Oh!
06:37Oh!
06:38Yeah!
06:38Well, luckily, I was able to use my, uh, my, uh...
06:42Pork Top of Freedom?
06:44Exactly!
06:45Wow, Dad!
06:46That's very impressive for a beginner!
06:48Over here!
06:49I think I found a clue to the Shoulderblade's location in these ancient markings!
06:53A clue, you say?
06:55Huzzah!
06:56Psst!
06:57Pammy!
06:57I just got some hot game info!
06:59Ooh, spill it!
07:00After leaving the dungeon, I ran into, uh, a lawn gnome!
07:05Huh!
07:05Art thou serious?
07:06Yeah!
07:07It told me the real location of the Shoulderblade!
07:11Psst!
07:11Psst!
07:11Psst!
07:11Psst!
07:12Psst!
07:12Psst!
07:12Psst!
07:13Psst!
07:13Psst!
07:13Psst!
07:13Psst!
07:14Psst!
07:16Psst!
07:19Psst!
07:19Psst!
07:20And, also, the gnome said that only one person is allowed to go.
07:23Something about a chosen one.
07:25Makes so much sense!
07:27Well, I accept, uh,
07:30While you're gone, I should keep the tenderizer, for safekeeping.
07:33Good thinking!
07:34I shall return!
07:36Tell my comrades that my journey will be long, but PROSPEROUS!
07:40Hey, Dumbledore!
07:41Where did Hamdolf go?
07:43Hamdolf went on a little...side quest.
07:45He'll be back, eventually.
07:47He did give me this though.
07:48You guys find anything on those markings?
07:50Spare Rib and I determined that the ancient markings
07:53were actually not so ancient to animal poop.
07:58Guys, look, they have the shoulder blade.
08:01Hey, Pigfoot, um, you and Voldersnort
08:04go out and find a tenderizer.
08:06As soon as we get that, this baby is ours.
08:10The gen.
08:12If we can get the shoulder blade from them,
08:14we shall be at the victors.
08:16Charge!
08:18Ah!
08:24Paralyzing Fork Dust!
08:29Where's Handles?
08:31We could really use him right now.
08:34This seems awfully far away.
08:36But who am I to question a lawn gnome?
08:42Bees, bees, bees, bees in my britches!
08:46Come on, just hand over the shoulder blade.
08:48It's seasoning, I'm freezing it.
08:51Oh, dang, that spell nailed me right in the pecs.
08:56J.K., pork rind.
08:59J.K., pork rind.
09:02Hey, that's cheating.
09:04Hey, Shelves!
09:05Get a load of this!
09:12I did it! I won the gate for us!
09:15Hey, how do you like your old man now?
09:21Hamdolph!
09:22What happened?
09:23Forgive me, companions.
09:25Dumbleboar didst send me on a quest to faraway lands to seek the gem.
09:29Yet I have failed.
09:31Faraway lands?
09:33Verily, I had to cross I-75!
09:37Were you trying to get rid of Uncle Lin?
09:39It was just a misunderstanding.
09:41You, sir, are a cheater!
09:44This monster broke out of the stocks and tied me up in sausage!
09:50That's not true, Dad, is it?
09:53No, it's not. I don't know. I didn't...
09:58Thanks for ruining the game.
10:00Shelby, wait!
10:06Well, you win. Shelby officially likes you better.
10:10What are you talking about?
10:11I came here to connect with Shelby, but instead, she ends up connecting with you.
10:16Thanks, Hambone.
10:18Okay, it's Hamdolph, and I'm not your problem. You are.
10:21And what is that supposed to mean?
10:23You haven't been listening to Shelby all day.
10:25You've just been doing what you want.
10:27This game might seem silly and ridiculous to you, but it's important to her.
10:32Huh.
10:33Wow. You are so right.
10:35You really are Hamdolph the Wise.
10:37I know what I have to do.
10:41Shelves, can we talk?
10:43Look, I'm sorry about today.
10:45I really wanted us to bond.
10:48But instead, I acted like a total pork butt.
10:51Can we take a time out and start over?
10:55Hmm.
11:01Dad, wait!
11:02I'd really like that.
11:06Wouldst thou join me for the post-game barbecue, Pork Ranger?
11:11I would love it!
11:12Nothing more, Dumbledore!
11:16The bees cross the freeway! Protecteth your britches!
11:20Ow it!
11:34Is there any better smell than trash day hops?
11:38Yeah, litter box cleaning day does come in a pretty close second.
11:43Heya, Dink!
11:45Morning, Lana!
11:46Hey, don't forget to say hi to Greta Garbage.
11:49She's been waiting all week long to see you.
11:51Aw, I missed you too, girl.
11:54You're getting some good eats from the loud trash cans today.
11:57All right, Lana. Let's see if you remember what I taught you.
12:01You ready?
12:01Bring. It. On.
12:14And the grand finale.
12:16Compacting all that sweet trashola.
12:23What the? Geo?
12:25Dink, how in the heck did you know he was in there?
12:28Well, when you've been doing this job as long as I have, you can sense when there's a disturbance in
12:34the trash.
12:36Wow, Dink. You are the best garbage flinger ever. I'm so lucky to have a great mentor like you.
12:44Hey, what's wrong?
12:47Oh, I got bad news, kiddo.
12:49Mayor Davis told me this morning this is going to be my last trash day.
12:53Greta and I are, well, being replaced by an automated garbage truck.
12:58Oh, ironic, huh?
13:00All these years of collecting trash heaps only to be tossed on one.
13:04Oh!
13:05Oh!
13:06Oh!
13:07Oh!
13:09Now, bud, I was going to roll those out for you, since you said your sciatic has been acting up.
13:14Oh!
13:17Well, hey there. You got hands of magic, Dink.
13:20They're stinky, but they're magic.
13:22Wahoo!
13:28I'm going to miss this job.
13:29Don't worry, Dink.
13:31Hops and me are going to go talk to the mayor and get her to change her mind.
13:35Isn't that right, Hops?
13:45Mayor Davis!
13:46Lana, check out the new trash truck I ordered.
13:49It's called the Rubbish Rampager version 7.
13:53I was about to try out its soft serve ice cream.
13:58Silky smooth perfection.
14:01So, what's up?
14:03You can't get rid of Dink.
14:05He's the greatest trash guy there ever was.
14:08Oh, I agree. Dink's the best.
14:11But unfortunately, no human will ever be as efficient at collecting the garbage as this vehicle.
14:16Watch! RR7, bring me the dumpster from the back of the food and fuel.
14:23Five, four, three...
14:29Hey! Can't a fella and his raccoon son dumpster dive in peace?
14:34You see, it's nothing against Dink, Lana. It's just that the RR7 can't be beat.
14:40Huh.
14:42But what if it could?
14:44What if Dink could do the route as fast as his truck?
14:47Could he have his job back?
14:48Hmm. You know what?
14:50After all of Dink's service, the least I could do is let him have a fighting chance.
14:54It's time for a good old-fashioned...
14:58Debris Grand Prix!
15:03Thanks for setting this up, Lana.
15:05I'm feeling real good about my chances against that Rampager.
15:12Whee!
15:14Okay, people. Dink takes half of the town. The RR7 takes the other.
15:18I want a nice, clean race. No trash talk, unless it's talk about trash.
15:24No shortcuts and every can dumped.
15:26First one back is officially Royal Woods Garbage Collector.
15:30Good luck, and may the trash be ever in your favor.
15:34Ah!
15:35Let's go!
15:50Let's take a look at the throne.
15:50The ship is all over the place.
15:51It's got a good point.
15:56You're getting off and can be able to escape.
15:57Yeah, all the way.
16:02What's going on?
16:02The ship is my 구working.
16:04You're not really gonna go on the left.
16:04There's a good point.
16:05It's time for time to go.
16:10Dink, look! The RR-7 isn't here! You won!
16:17Oh, that's my bad. I was trying out the Rampagers' camouflage mode.
16:23It's been here for an hour.
16:27Sorry, Dink, but I'm gonna have to go with the RR-7.
16:31Ben, thank you for your garbage service. I mean, the service wasn't garbage.
16:35Well, you know what I mean.
16:37I appreciate you trying, kiddo.
16:40Well, I guess it's time for Gret and me to ride off into the old sanitation sunset.
16:49This is not over! We gotta fight for Dink whatever it takes!
16:53Hops, ready to shift into sneaky mode?
17:03All I gotta do is adjust the RR-7's trash detection sensor and it won't pick up one single garbage
17:10scrap.
17:10The mayor will be dumping it in the dump in no time.
17:14All right, Hops. Do your thing.
17:20Unauthorized intruder alert!
17:33Once that hunk of junk rolls into our mud pit, it'll get stuck and won't be able to finish its
17:38route.
17:39And now to create the perfect bait.
17:46How do I look, Hops? Nice and trashy.
17:50Look at me!
17:52Ooh, I'm just a ton of trash doing whatever the heck I want.
18:03Uh, never tej cooked blots.
18:11Ahhhh!
18:22Uh, yikes.
18:24Whoa-hoo, I love it.
18:25Nice.
18:28Okay, Hops, new plan.
18:30We're gonna follow the RR7 and leave garbage everywhere it's been.
18:34That way the mayor will think it's not doing its job
18:36and beg Dink to come back!
18:40All aboard the trash train!
18:42Hoo-doo!
19:02I know, it is a bummer we'll have to clean up such a trashster piece,
19:06but I just can't wait to see that stuck-up truck finally get canned!
19:11Litterbug alert!
19:20Well, looks like Mayor Davis was right.
19:23The RR7 can't be beat!
19:26Poor Dink. Now there's no way he's ever gonna get his job back.
19:30Wait! Wait! Come back here!
19:33Mrs. Girdle?
19:35What's wrong?
19:37That robotic abomination, that's what's wrong!
19:39It dumped our trash!
19:41Um, isn't that what it's supposed to do?
19:43No!
19:44I mean, yes, but after it's been shredded,
19:47which Dink would always remember to do for us,
19:49he knew our cans were filled with certain info
19:52that certain visitors from certain galaxies would love to steal!
19:55You know, Dink would always do that kind of stuff for our family, too.
19:59Like looking out for our pets.
20:01And just a few days ago,
20:02he was helping Mr. Grouse with his trash cans and...
20:06Wait a ding-ding sec!
20:08That's it!
20:12Hey!
20:12Still something in here!
20:18Another job well done this morning, RR7!
20:22Oh!
20:23Mayor Davis, there's something you need to hear.
20:26Go ahead, Mr. Grouse.
20:28Tell her what you told me.
20:29What?
20:29About how I'll never vote for her?
20:32No, the other thing.
20:34About Dink.
20:35Oh!
20:36Right!
20:36Sorry.
20:37Mayor, did you know Dink rolls out my trash cans for me
20:41whenever my back goes out?
20:43Isn't that nice?
20:44How about you, Cheryl and Meryl?
20:46That Dink is sweeter than rhubarb pie!
20:49He'd take time out from his route whenever we needed a boot scootin' thirsty!
20:56He'd let Nacho and me have the first dibs on everything he collected.
21:01Like this expired salad dressing.
21:03Makes a great cologne.
21:07He once dug through all his rubbish to find a guitar tuner.
21:10I tossed by mistake.
21:12If it weren't for Dink, me whole life would still be off-key.
21:17What we're trying to say, Mayor,
21:18is sure Dink can't be as efficient as the RR7,
21:21but the RR7 can't do all the nice stuff Dink does.
21:26And, well, to me, that means a ton more.
21:29What do you guys think?
21:31We think Dink!
21:32We think Dink!
21:34We think Dink!
21:35We think Dink!
21:36We think Dink!
21:36Okay, okay.
21:37The people have spoken.
21:39And since most of you voted for me...
21:42Mmm.
21:43Dink!
21:45You're rehired!
21:47Yeah!
21:49I can't thank you enough, Lana.
21:53Anything for the best garbage flinger ever.
21:56There's just one teensy problem.
21:58I signed a five-year contract on this thing.
22:02I'll take care of that.
22:04Oh, no.
22:06So what?
22:07Attempts inside this tiny space
22:09May sound bad, but ain't the case
22:11In the Loud House
22:13Loud House
22:14Suck and thaw, just push and shove
22:16That's the way we show our love
22:19In the Loud House
22:21Loud House
22:22Lawn and pot, check the pot
22:23Hand me down, should make me cry
22:24Standing in line, and take a pee
22:26Never any promise, see
22:27Chaos with eleven kids
22:29That's the way it always is in the Lighthouse
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