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00:00What have you got here?
00:02Oh, you stupid cow!
00:04Ah, it's the anniversary!
00:06You dick!
00:08Well, aye.
00:10You've got to celebrate, haven't you?
00:1250 years.
00:14I was going to say, you've covered the bloody dog.
00:22Her flabbers have been gasted.
00:24You want some of this?
00:26Oh, lettuce!
00:28Now, see?
00:30Oh, now there's a controversial statement.
00:32The gravy.
00:34Yeah!
00:36Do you like this music? No, not particularly.
00:38So suck on that.
00:40Oh, wow!
00:42He's been a bad boy!
00:44Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:46Not a chance, do we?
00:48Yes, look at that. He's had an absolute feast.
00:52Whoa! For a banana?
00:54This is insane!
00:56Well, thank God that's over. I've got a headache, Ron.
00:58It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
01:02That's very modern, isn't it?
01:04Nothing, no one saw that coming.
01:06No.
01:07When the week Scotland made it through to the World Cup Finals for the first time since 1998, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:17As Bush took a business as usual on ITV.
01:19Martin Kemp's kids are in the flipping, travelling round the world.
01:29Yeah, not bad, eh?
01:31Eh? Shirley's having a lovely time on her own, isn't she?
01:33Oh, gosh, to be Shirley. Lovely.
01:35Lovely, Al.
01:37The countryside cape has continued on Emmerdale.
01:45It is always quite interesting living in the country.
01:47I don't know if you saw the lady in the van earlier that had a cage with birds inside.
01:52Yes, I pointed her out to you.
01:54I think they were budgery garls.
01:56Aren't they just called budgies?
01:57No, they're called budgery garls.
01:59In what world?
02:00That's the long name for them.
02:01That's the real name.
02:02Budgie's just a shorter version.
02:04No one's called them a budgery gar since 1962.
02:07That's when I was born.
02:08I know.
02:10And Sarah Snoop was looking stressed on Sky Atlantic.
02:14I don't know where my son is.
02:20You like the word fault, don't you?
02:21I like the word fault.
02:22Because that would immediately, if there's any blame to be apportioned, you'd be straight onto it, wouldn't you?
02:28Yes.
02:29Because you like to apportioned blame within this family.
02:33Mm-hmm.
02:34Do you remember when I said I wanted to have a tattoo on my forehead?
02:39Saying, yes, I'm sorry.
02:40Yes, it's my fault.
02:49In Hall...
02:51Stop laughing at me!
02:57Will you stop it?
02:58I can't help it, I'm sorry.
02:59Best friends Jenny and Lee.
03:02Oh, God.
03:03My ribs hurt.
03:04My ribs hurt too.
03:05Well, stop taking the piss out of me then.
03:07I can't...
03:09Oh, I'm worn out.
03:13I'm worn out.
03:14Oh, God.
03:15What?
03:16Oh, thanks.
03:17Oh, God, Lee.
03:18I can't say out anything anymore.
03:19Shut up!
03:20Hit me!
03:21On Sunday night, the jungle drums sounded once again for the return of this on ITV.
03:34I'm meandering.
03:35You're a what?
03:36I'm meandering.
03:37Oh!
03:38I'm a celeb who's been on for so long now.
03:40Yeah, I think it's 25 years.
03:41Like, nine-eighths of your life.
03:42Nine-eighths?
03:43Oh, no, that's wrong, isn't it?
03:44It'd be like eight nights or something like that.
03:45That doesn't sound right either.
03:46It probably doesn't, but it's a lot.
03:47It's a lot.
03:48The time for talking is over.
03:49It's back.
03:50Back on the bridge, Julia, yeah.
03:51It can only be the return of I'm a Celebrity.
03:52Oh, here you go.
03:53Are you ready?
03:54They're going to say it.
03:55I'm a celeb who's been on for so long now.
03:56I'm a celeb who's been on for so long now.
03:58Yeah, I think it's 25 years.
03:59Like, nine-eighths of your life.
04:00Nine-eighths?
04:01Oh, no, that's wrong, isn't it?
04:02It'd be like eight nights or something like that.
04:05That doesn't sound right either.
04:06It probably doesn't, but it's a lot.
04:07It's a lot.
04:08The time for talking is over.
04:10It's back.
04:11Back on the bridge, Julia, yeah.
04:13It can only be the return of I'm a Celebrity.
04:16Oh, here you go.
04:17Are you ready?
04:18They're going to say it.
04:19Get out of here!
04:22Wow!
04:23Ow!
04:24Ruby Wax.
04:25Oh.
04:26Oh.
04:29Jack Osborne's lippin' heck.
04:31We like Jack, Mary.
04:32Do you remember there was a series called The Osborne's?
04:34Yes, funnily enough, it's on at the moment in the telly upstairs.
04:40You switch it on, the Osborne's just come on on repeat.
04:43I've just put my hand down the side of your sofa and grabbed something mysterious.
04:50What is it?
04:52What is it?
04:53Someone off a bush took a frigging trial.
04:56In the episode, we saw our favourite Geordie duo rock up.
05:02Heyo!
05:03Ah, I've seen The Defender as well.
05:05Ant and Dec!
05:06All Ant and Dec will have packed for I'm a Celebrity's bowling shirts and jackets.
05:11And it wasn't long before things kicked off.
05:14Rangers?
05:17Oh, this is spooky.
05:19I tell you what, they're straight out of the traps, aren't they?
05:22Bring it all in.
05:23So each of you has a box.
05:25Inside the box is a getaway car key fob and green ants.
05:29Green ants?
05:30Who's going to bite the shit out of you?
05:33Ugh!
05:34All you have to do is put your hand in the box, release the nuts, retrieve the key fob.
05:39See, now I think I could do this now I've had a tattoo.
05:42Oh, that's a piece of piss.
05:43That's not true what it is.
05:44You what?
05:45I bet it's not a piece of...
05:46That's so easy.
05:47However...
05:48What?
05:49...you'll also have your head inside a box.
05:52Oh, no!
05:53Oh, not my face, not the face.
05:58She looks terrified.
05:59What did they expect?
06:00It's not true what they come dancing, is it?
06:02No.
06:03It's not just going to be your head in that box.
06:05There could be other things in there too.
06:07Right!
06:08How many legs?
06:09Of course, Cerise.
06:11Because why would I have my head in an empty box?
06:13That's pretty easy, isn't it?
06:15Oh.
06:16Oh, my God.
06:21Tell us, tell us, please tell us what it is first.
06:24Please tell us what it is first.
06:25Angry Ging isn't angry, he's panicked.
06:27Panicked Ging.
06:28He's anxious, Ging.
06:29Ging!
06:30Oh!
06:31Oh!
06:32Oh!
06:33I couldn't do it, I couldn't do it, I couldn't do it.
06:35No, no, no, no, I'd die.
06:37Oh!
06:38Three, two, one, go!
06:43There we go.
06:44Great.
06:45Anti-clockwise, anti-clockwise.
06:47One down for Jack already.
06:49Jack's got the tekkers.
06:50Jack's got it on there.
06:51Yeah, excellent finger work, Jack Osborne.
06:54Oh, I heard a wingnut drop.
06:55Which way does it go?
06:57Oh, no, righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.
06:59People used to call me wingnut at school because of me fucking ears
07:02and I didn't know for years.
07:04Why didn't they call me wingnut and it's like that?
07:06Because I look like a wingnut.
07:07Yeah.
07:10What's happening here?
07:11The one with the lids again.
07:12What?
07:13What are they doing?
07:14Oh, God.
07:15Oh!
07:16Oh, the yellow one.
07:17I don't know why.
07:18That would finish me off.
07:19Oh, more snakes!
07:20Oh, cut more snakes!
07:21Oh, my God, cut my head!
07:23Huh!
07:24Another big pipe, then, in each of your boxes.
07:26Brrrr!
07:27I know what would be funny.
07:28If I had my hair in one of them boxes, he wouldn't be able to celibise it.
07:31But I'd roll the hair.
07:32It'd be blue.
07:33Oh, he's done it.
07:34Ginger's done it, Mary.
07:37Angry Ginger's good with his fingers, isn't he?
07:39Snakes on the bloody first one.
07:41Are you awake?
07:42Does Ruby wax died?
07:43She's not.
07:44I cannot get one of these off.
07:47Ruby's glasses!
07:50Ruby can't even see!
07:52Is she dawson?
07:53Is Ruby still awake?
07:54Is she all right, though?
07:55Seriously?
07:56Look at the glasses.
07:57I'm not saying that.
07:58Yeah!
07:59Oh, you know what, Ruby?
08:00Just have a nappy in there, love.
08:01Ruby's like...
08:02Give her a duvet.
08:04Some Horlicks.
08:05What was that thing that you get where you fall asleep?
08:08Necrophil...
08:09No!
08:11It's not necrophil...
08:13No, it's...
08:14No, it's...
08:15Necrophilia!
08:17Necrophilia?
08:20In Suri...
08:25I like this top on you, by the way.
08:26Beautiful.
08:27You do?
08:28Yeah.
08:29I think I look sophisticated.
08:30Sarah, her husband, Andre, and their daughter, Shay.
08:34It's very nice, though.
08:35It suits you.
08:36Kind of looks nice on you, you know, coming into winter.
08:39Dad, I'm not babysitting.
08:41Why?
08:42The only reason you're doing that is because you want something
08:44and it's probably to babysit.
08:45Trying to sweet you up, innit?
08:47Oh!
08:48That didn't work, did it?
08:50This week, high drama continued in the Dales on ITV.
08:55It's riddled with Emmerdale casting lead city centre.
08:58Running wick.
08:59Running wick.
09:00Do we have to watch Emmerdale?
09:01Yeah, we do.
09:02Really?
09:03Yeah, it's real intensely, I'm telling you now.
09:05What, Emmerdale?
09:06Yeah.
09:11This love triangle has got me absolutely great.
09:17How are you feeling?
09:20Not great.
09:21Dressing gown, someone's stayed the night.
09:23Dirty bugger.
09:26Still worrying about Kev?
09:27Yeah.
09:28So, Robert and Aaron are back together.
09:30Right, okay.
09:31Robert's dumped Kev.
09:32Robert got married to Kev in prison.
09:34Yeah.
09:35But he thinks he's dying.
09:36Kevin's told him he's only got so much time left.
09:39Oh!
09:40Ooh!
09:41But he hadn't.
09:42I mean, once he gets used to the idea that you two aren't together any more, he'll move
09:45on.
09:46He has to.
09:47Yeah, I believe that when I see it.
09:48Will he move on though?
09:49Yeah, he will.
09:50Always a nasty piece of work.
09:51Is he?
09:52You wouldn't want to cross him.
09:53Oh, Kev might want to hang around and see if he can get Robert back.
09:56You reckon he thinks of his persistent?
09:58Maybe.
09:59Do you think he's alright?
10:02I'm going to go with no on that one.
10:07Kev looks stressed.
10:08Yeah.
10:10Morning.
10:11That's Dr Liam, so he knows the truth about Kev's medical condition.
10:16How are things?
10:17Very bad.
10:21Robert ended it yesterday.
10:22Oh, God.
10:24Is he just feeling sorry for himself?
10:25Yeah.
10:26You're not dying.
10:27He's dying of a broken heart.
10:28Oh, please.
10:29I need to get him back.
10:34I can't die alone.
10:35Oh, for heaven's sakes.
10:37That's a little bit dramatic.
10:39He's being beyond mopey here is Kev.
10:41Yeah, yeah.
10:42But he's not dying, so why did he keep saying I don't want to die alone?
10:45Yeah, but...
10:48You're not actually dying.
10:50No, I've just said that Liam.
10:53I wonder if I could invent a medical condition to get Nat to pop the question.
10:57I need to ring out us.
10:58Yeah.
10:59Do you remember?
11:00Mm-hmm.
11:01Oh, yeah.
11:02Oh, yeah.
11:03Oh, yeah.
11:04Forgot I want dying.
11:05Oh, yeah.
11:06Do you know what?
11:07Bloody hell.
11:08Forgot about that.
11:09Believe in his own lies.
11:10Oh, my hair.
11:11Did you want a drink?
11:12The next day, there was a big turnout as a karaoke-themed housewarming in the village.
11:17I want it.
11:18I want it.
11:19I want it.
11:20I want it.
11:21I want it.
11:23Oh, look who's in.
11:25Did you see that, Bob?
11:26Like, I'm here.
11:27Yeah, baby.
11:28Now it's going to pop off.
11:29Here we go.
11:30Come on.
11:35The rooms went quiet, is the mood hoover.
11:38It is rubbish if you're at a party and your ex turns up, isn't it?
11:41But let's face it, not surprising in a small village that they would all be there.
11:45I love an awkward little situation like this.
11:51Oh.
11:52What's up?
11:53What's that?
11:54Oh, God.
11:55What's he doing?
11:56If you're not the one, then why does my soul feel glad?
12:00What the fuck are you off?
12:02Oh, shit.
12:04If you're not the one, then why does my hand fit yours?
12:09Oh, wow.
12:11He's singing, Kev.
12:13Daniel Burdenfield.
12:14This is Aunty Jane and Uncle Kevin's song that they put on when they get pissed and cry.
12:18So, yeah.
12:19If you are not mine, then why does your heart return?
12:25My cold cold.
12:28No wonder he's packed him in.
12:30If there were any chance of Rob and Kev getting back together, Kev's just absolutely fucked it now.
12:35And I hope you are the one I share my life with.
12:42Oh, God.
12:43Oh, God.
12:44This is so awkward for everyone in the world right now.
12:47Oh, God.
12:48I can't bear it.
12:49Come with me now.
12:50Come with me now.
12:51Come with me now.
12:52Come with me now.
12:53Come with me now.
12:55Come with me now.
12:56Come with me now.
12:57Come with me now.
12:58Oh.
12:59Come with me now.
13:00Why is no one grabbing him and going?
13:02What they should do is turn the mains off, Natty.
13:05The mains switch.
13:06Pretend there's been a power cut.
13:08Yeah.
13:09Because power cuts are happening everywhere.
13:10Please just tell me about Robert.
13:13This doesn't make any sense.
13:15Oh.
13:16Well, that went well, didn't it?
13:18Yeah.
13:19It went like a lead balloon, Nat.
13:21Yeah.
13:22Unbelievable.
13:23That was really awful television, wasn't it?
13:25I don't think we're going to see anything as emotionally draining as that this year, Jane.
13:30What did you do?
13:31That was special, wasn't it?
13:36Breaks your heart.
13:45In Blackpool.
13:47I've got the glass over it.
13:48Oh, God.
13:49Right, I've got an envelope.
13:51It's a big bugger, this, Soph.
13:53It's actually got fanged.
13:55Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
13:57Right, you lift the glass, I'll get the envelope underneath it.
14:00I think he's...
14:01Oh, fuck, mate!
14:02Right.
14:03Will you shut up?
14:04Right.
14:05Slightly lift the glass.
14:07Slightly.
14:08Go on, slide it under.
14:10Gently does it.
14:11Gently does it.
14:12Right, you're going to have to lift it more.
14:14Well, slide it under, then.
14:15I'm trying.
14:16Go on.
14:17Watch its legs.
14:18Watch its legs.
14:20Oh!
14:21Stop it!
14:22On Saturday night, punters were pointing out pictures for punters.
14:26Pricing out pictures for prizes on BBC One.
14:29This programme doesn't slam, Soph, it slaps.
14:32Yeah.
14:33As the young'uns say nowadays.
14:35Right in the face.
14:36Wicked.
14:42Hello and welcome to a brand new series of Picture Slam.
14:46Woo!
14:48Every quiz show has to have a nice cheesy entrance, isn't it?
14:51Oh, yeah.
14:52We love a cheesy entrance.
14:53So, it's literally like catchphrase, just say what you see.
14:57Yeah.
14:58Yeah.
14:59Simple.
15:00Like, green tracksuit.
15:03Grandma's curtains.
15:05You're an idiot.
15:07Let's have a look at tonight's categories.
15:09Oh, let's do it.
15:11Theatre, woodworking, holes.
15:14Holes.
15:15Holes?
15:16What kind of pictures are we going to see for that one?
15:19Molly, you're left with the cattery no-one else wanted.
15:22Holes.
15:23Holes!
15:24I won't be good at this.
15:25Arseholes.
15:26Plug holes.
15:28Man holes.
15:29Let's have a look at your picture board.
15:33Right.
15:34God, how do you even connect holes or anything?
15:36Who is this character?
15:37Who the bloody hell's that?
15:39Garforks.
15:41Macavity.
15:42Correct.
15:43Who?
15:44Macavity.
15:45Phil Macavity.
15:47Phil Macavity.
15:49Oh, Macavity from Cats, the musical.
15:51What coat is this?
15:53Oh, trench.
15:55Bloody hell.
15:56No, me fashion me.
15:57Trench coat.
15:58Trench.
15:59A trench.
16:00I've dug a few trenches.
16:01We have trench boxes.
16:02Shut up!
16:03A trench coat.
16:04Correct.
16:05We're talking about holes, not coats.
16:06Trench is a hole in the floor.
16:08Correct.
16:09What film is this?
16:10I've got it.
16:11I've got it.
16:12I've got it.
16:13Is it Black Beauty?
16:14No.
16:15No, it's not Black Beauty.
16:16That's not a hole, is it?
16:17Black.
16:18Black hole.
16:19Black beauty.
16:20Could be.
16:21Sleepy Hollow.
16:22I'm not getting any of these.
16:23Sleepy Hollow.
16:24Correct.
16:25Oh, that's clever.
16:26I was going to say Only Fools and Horses.
16:27What TV series is this?
16:28Oh, Another Foot in the Grave.
16:30Grave being the hole.
16:32King of Appearances.
16:33Bodger and Badger.
16:34One Foot in the Grave.
16:35Oh.
16:36Number one, please.
16:37Number one, what brand is this?
16:39Well Woman.
16:40Well Guard.
16:41Well Woman.
16:42Correct.
16:43Well Woman?
16:44Black Duggar Well.
16:45Okay.
16:46That's clever, Mary.
16:47Would you have got that?
16:48Well Woman.
16:49Oh, that's disgusting.
16:50Why?
16:51Holes.
16:52It's in the category holes.
16:54Well Woman?
16:55Well, it's to do with bottoms.
16:57Women's front bottoms.
16:58Is it?
16:59Yes.
17:00How do you know?
17:01Well, because Well Woman clinics are to do with coils and stuff like that.
17:05I didn't know that.
17:06Yeah.
17:08In the Cotswolds.
17:10Look what I've found.
17:11Darling, you were so rude when my mother said we had to take one of those for Perkins.
17:16Andrew and his husband Alfie.
17:18I mean, it does look like it's from the 1920s, but as we haven't got any firewood, I think
17:23that this is just going to be needed in here because it's freezing, darling.
17:26Sweetheart, the heating's on full.
17:27I know, but it's so cold.
17:29It's so cold.
17:30I need this.
17:31It does.
17:32I laughed about it from Mum having it for Perkins and giving it for Perkins to stay
17:36warm, but for you, it's totally fine.
17:39It's so cold.
17:40I'm going to take a picture and send it to my mother.
17:41I'm sure she'll be chaffed.
17:42It's getting some use.
17:43No, I am.
17:44I'm taking a picture of it and I'm sending it to my mother.
17:46It's the first thing that I'm doing.
17:47Look, you do actually like the heater.
17:50This week, the world's most menacing children's games were back on Netflix.
17:55Steve, Squid Game's on.
17:57Have you had your blood pressure tablets today?
17:59Oh, yeah.
18:00You've had them?
18:01When I watch this, I take two.
18:02What would you spend the money on if you won 4.56 million?
18:05A decent haircut?
18:06Coming from you, boy.
18:08I'm growing this out.
18:10What, that tea cosy?
18:11Right, go on.
18:17Oh, my God, that was really good.
18:22Oh, this looks sick.
18:28Oh, my God.
18:29Oh, my God.
18:30Oh, my God.
18:31Oh, my God.
18:32Oh.
18:33Dwindling numbers now, I've noticed.
18:35Looks like there's slides.
18:37Slides and ladders.
18:38Oh, slides and ladders.
18:40Welcome to your fifth game.
18:41I'm getting anxious already.
18:43Are you?
18:44No.
18:45Teams of two will take turns as they attempt to make it to the final square.
18:49And pass the game.
18:50Right, that sounds all right, doesn't it?
18:52Quite easy, that.
18:53Slides take you down the board.
18:55Oh.
18:56Oh.
18:57Oh, that's so fun.
18:59Oh.
19:00The ladder.
19:01Result in your elimination.
19:03Oh, that is brutal.
19:05I'd be trying to stop myself in the middle of this line.
19:08Climbing back up.
19:09Yeah.
19:10Let's go, baby.
19:11Oh, come on, boy.
19:12Oh, stop it.
19:13They've been practising that, haven't they?
19:15As the game got going, it wasn't long until the yellow team landed on a twist card.
19:22Oh.
19:23Oh, oh.
19:24Here we go.
19:25See, what have they got to do?
19:26Send a team to the next unused slide.
19:29Oh, wow.
19:31Oh, shit.
19:32They must take a slide each.
19:35Oh.
19:36Oh, no, so one of them gets eliminated.
19:37Already.
19:38Oh, no, they haven't even started.
19:40This is where you want to be adding, isn't it?
19:42Yeah.
19:43Yeah, yeah, I'm not even in it, yeah.
19:45And we're going with the red team.
19:47Oh, my God.
19:48One of the red teams going home.
19:50He was so confident they're not going to pick them.
19:52See, this is why you can't even trust your own people.
19:54I just want to take right, if you don't care.
19:56Yeah, take right.
19:57I was going to take left anyway.
19:58All right.
19:59Are they going to have to just guess which slide is which now?
20:01Yeah, I think so.
20:02Oh, wow.
20:03I'd go right.
20:04I'd go left because I'm left-handed.
20:06Yeah.
20:07Sorry, guys.
20:08I'm sorry.
20:09Don't say sorry, ladies.
20:10It's not like there's a crocodile at the bottom.
20:12There might be.
20:13All right, Steven.
20:14Oh, here we go.
20:15Which one?
20:16Whee!
20:17Oh!
20:18Where do they fall?
20:19And he was never seen again.
20:21Oh!
20:22Oh!
20:23Oh!
20:24Oh!
20:25Oh!
20:26Oh!
20:27Oh!
20:28Oh!
20:29Oh!
20:30Oh!
20:31Oh!
20:32Oh!
20:33Oh!
20:34Oh!
20:35Oh!
20:36Oh!
20:37Oh, are they all disappointed?
20:38Oh!
20:39They all went, oh!
20:40They all went, oh.
20:42I once friction burned my elbows carrying two kids down one of them tunnel slides.
20:47Oh, gosh.
20:48After a few more rolls of the dice, the remaining red player, Stephen,
20:52found himself on a twist card.
20:55Send a team to any ladder or any unused slide.
20:59Oh!
21:01Bye-bye!
21:03Payback is coming quick.
21:05That's them two. He's going to send them two, isn't he?
21:07He's going to send the two girls to an unused slide.
21:10Any team?
21:12He's going to pick us, bro.
21:14Yeah, he's going to pick you.
21:17Look, look, he's rubbing his hands.
21:19Payback time!
21:21I'm going to take yellow down to 22.
21:24One of them's gone. Good.
21:30Oh!
21:31They are giving him daggers.
21:33But they knew that was coming, didn't they?
21:35Yeah, totally.
21:36Yeah.
21:37That's fair enough.
21:38They took your team-mate out.
21:39Yeah.
21:40That's a good choice.
21:41I love how they're going, yeah, yeah.
21:43Pick yellow.
21:44Yeah.
21:45Get the yellows out.
21:46Well, yeah, you can watch your own back.
21:47Oh, good.
21:48Yeah, that's very justified, justified.
21:51I hope one of them disappears.
21:54Oh!
21:55He's so nasty!
21:56This is where you could have made a good deed and helped somebody in the end,
21:59but you decided to be petty.
22:00Yeah, you could have made some...
22:01No, no, it's not love. He's getting rid of you.
22:03At least the boys took it better.
22:05I hope...
22:06She is very salty about it.
22:08You started this.
22:09We didn't start it.
22:10We started this as a game.
22:11Okay, you picked me, I picked you.
22:12It's not a big deal.
22:13It's fine.
22:14I'm hearing too much of this and not enough sliding.
22:16Come on, I did.
22:17Yeah.
22:18Oh, my God.
22:21Oh!
22:22Is she coming back?
22:23Is she coming back?
22:24I've never seen someone come down a slide with so much anxiety in my life.
22:27Never.
22:30Where's she gonna land?
22:31Oh.
22:32What do you reckon?
22:33Er...
22:34Oh, the cat look.
22:35No.
22:36Oh.
22:37Where is she?
22:41No!
22:42Oh, no!
22:44Oh, no!
22:45Eye for an eye.
22:46And apparently, in real life, there's spikes at the bottom.
22:49Is there?
22:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:51It's quite cruel.
22:53She didn't come back.
22:56Stephen is so far, I'm telling you.
22:58She didn't come back.
23:00There's too many Americans on that...
23:02Where have all the sensible people gone?
23:04Oh.
23:05You know what?
23:06That says it.
23:07The world...
23:08Yeah.
23:09When it comes down to it, all the sensible people will be gone and there'll be all the Americans left.
23:13All there.
23:14Yeah.
23:15Being silly.
23:16Yeah.
23:17Yeah.
23:24In Leeds...
23:25Guess what?
23:26What?
23:27I've been for my Bowie doing this morning.
23:29And I haven't told Mum or Nat that that's what I were doing.
23:33Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
23:35And I said, Mum, I've got an appointment for a facial at 10.30.
23:39Can you look after Ezra?
23:41Well, I were going to go swimming.
23:43You're going to have to cancel your facial.
23:45And I says, I can't cancel it.
23:46I've already paid for it.
23:48Lie.
23:49Lie number one.
23:50No, lie number two.
23:52Lie number one is the fact that it's a facial.
23:54Lie number two is the fact you've already paid for it.
23:56I'm ringing Mam now.
23:57I'm glassing.
23:58I'm telling her.
23:59But I just know...
24:00Because I know, for a fact, she would not have babysat Ezra
24:04if it was for you to go get Botox.
24:07She wouldn't have done.
24:09On Thursday night, famous faces were running around with backpacks again on BBC One.
24:14I remember, Dad.
24:15I think you and me were together once.
24:17And you stopped someone to ask for directions when you were driving.
24:20And they gave you all these directions.
24:22And then you said to me, right, did you get that?
24:24I said, no, I thought you were listening.
24:26Why do we not have that competitive streak?
24:32Why are we not arsed about winning stuff?
24:34Because you've always been shit at everything, so...
24:38And you're a lazy bitch.
24:40Marking the halfway point for the race...
24:43Valley de Angeles, Honduras.
24:46Isn't Honduras insanely dangerous?
24:49Insanely dangerous, I wouldn't be going.
24:51Absolutely not.
24:52A lot of prawns in the supermarkets from Honduras.
24:55Mollie and Tyler are planning to cross into Honduras at the El Amatillo border
25:00via the transport hub of San Miguel.
25:03OK, that looks like a trek, though.
25:05San Miguel? Mum likes San Miguel.
25:08Oh, she does.
25:09San Miguelito.
25:11Is that the same? San Miguelito?
25:14It's so close today.
25:17Do we know for definite that San Miguelito is San Miguel?
25:22I don't.
25:24Oh, well then, brilliant.
25:26I would have thought it's the same place.
25:28It's something you want to double check, though, isn't it?
25:30This company?
25:31Is this San Miguel?
25:33This bus, San Miguel?
25:34The trick is check once you're on the bus.
25:36Yeah.
25:37Halfway there.
25:38What the...?
25:39Oh, another bus.
25:41It's not going.
25:43No, no, another bus.
25:44We're on the wrong bloody bus.
25:46That's called moving quick.
25:47We're on the wrong bus.
25:49Buses are just a nightmare abroad, though.
25:50Yeah.
25:51Like, you're just hot luck.
25:52I know.
25:53You get on and trust some man to get you to where you need to be.
25:55Yeah, yeah.
25:56Come on to the border.
25:58Oh, well, this is the San Miguel bus.
26:01That's all right, then.
26:02Oh, well, that was fairly easy.
26:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
26:06Crisis averted.
26:07We could do this.
26:09First place.
26:10What?
26:11Oh, you're Dylan and Jackie.
26:13Overconfident, if you ask me.
26:15He's just enjoying his holidays.
26:20Why has he stopped?
26:21What's happened now?
26:22One dollar.
26:23One dollar.
26:24Oh, my God, no.
26:25What?
26:26It's Dylan and Jackie.
26:27They're going to get on the same bus!
26:29Oh, no!
26:30Ha-ha-ha!
26:32Ha-ha-ha!
26:34What are you doing here?
26:36Oh, my God.
26:37We're all on the same bus again.
26:38Looks like they're going on a fucking outing together.
26:41A court strip.
26:42The Valley of Angels.
26:45Here we go, Valley de Angeles.
26:47So, this is it.
26:48This is where they have to get to, isn't it?
26:49So, now, they've got to get running,
26:50because everybody's there at the same time.
26:52Out on foot, follow the road.
26:54Take the first right past the villas, Lena,
26:57continue into the town
26:58and locate the bandstand in the main square.
27:00This is now all about who can follow instructions.
27:03There's the bandstand there.
27:05Yeah, go, go, go.
27:06Bandstand!
27:07Your checkpoint hotel, La Casona,
27:09is 200 metres south.
27:11Come on!
27:12They want to find the hotel now.
27:13Hotel La Casona.
27:14Si?
27:15Oh, gracias.
27:16Vamos!
27:17I think it's anyone's race now.
27:20Well, it is, isn't it?
27:21It's so close.
27:22It's so tight.
27:23Yes!
27:24Let's go!
27:25Bandstand!
27:26Let's go!
27:27Let's go!
27:28Molly's off!
27:29Hola.
27:30Hotel Casona.
27:31Si?
27:32Hello.
27:33Si.
27:34Come on!
27:35Oh, gracias, gracias.
27:36Are they there?
27:38That's not the right place, is it?
27:40This is a restaurant.
27:41I thought it was a hotel they were looking for.
27:43Is this hotel Casona?
27:44No.
27:45No?
27:46Oh.
27:47No.
27:48No?
27:49It's the wrong one.
27:50They want to sign them for an evening meal, them two.
27:52Keep going!
27:53Oh, Jesus.
27:54Gracias.
27:55Go.
27:56Oh!
27:57Oh!
27:58They're going opposite directions, though.
27:59They're all going opposite directions.
28:00Oh, my God.
28:01This is terrible.
28:02This is chaos.
28:03Are they yours?
28:04Yes.
28:05We've made it.
28:06Are they there?
28:07Is this the right hotel?
28:08Come on, please.
28:09Haha.
28:10Yeah, it is.
28:11Oh, we're here.
28:12Hi!
28:13Are they fast?
28:14Are they fast?
28:15Are they fast?
28:16Are they fast?
28:17Let's go.
28:18Congratulations.
28:19You have successfully reached your third checkpoint.
28:22Please sign in over leave.
28:23I love you.
28:24I love you too.
28:25Okay.
28:26Oh.
28:27Turn the page, then.
28:29Give it a go.
28:30Oh!
28:31Oh!
28:32They're first!
28:33Yes!
28:34Well done!
28:35I've got no idea how they've got their first.
28:39No, I don't.
28:40I'm pleased for Molly and Tyler, because they were lovely.
28:43It slightly irritates me that they're full of energy
28:46after racing around and make it look effortless.
28:50It gets on my nerves, isn't it, these young people?
28:52They're young.
28:53Fit.
28:54Fit.
28:55Good looking.
28:56In love.
28:57Oh, my God.
28:58Don't be a grumpy old man.
28:59No, I'm very happy for them.
29:04In North London...
29:05I actually need some advice.
29:07About what?
29:08Because I don't know how to, like, tell someone bad news.
29:10Like, especially when it comes to people's hygiene,
29:12because that's been bothering me lately.
29:14Sisters Amira and Amani.
29:17Maybe drop hints here and there.
29:18Like, what would you say?
29:19Like, just be like, oh, yeah, I do this, you know, like...
29:22This is my shower routine.
29:24This is my routine.
29:25Like, I follow up with mouthwash every time I brush my teeth.
29:28So, let's pretend, yeah, that I'm that friend
29:30that you need to have this conversation with them.
29:32Oh, God, that would kill me!
29:34OK, let's go.
29:35So, I'm in your face going...
29:37So, I'm like, yes, I have it.
29:41Why are you breathing?
29:43This week, a brand new mystery thriller
29:47was keeping us all guessing on Sky Atlantic.
29:50Do you know what? I need to be thrilled.
29:52Yeah. Do you know what I mean?
29:54Yeah. I need a good thrilling.
29:55Oh, come on, let's watch it. I hope it's good.
29:57I hope it ain't one of them back-to-front ones
29:59where they keep going backwards.
30:04I say that a lot when I'm with you.
30:06Everyone says that.
30:07Everyone does.
30:08All we know in this show is a child goes missing.
30:11I love that.
30:12Oh, no, not the idea of a child going missing.
30:15Just the drama of it.
30:16Just the drama.
30:19Hi, I'm Marissa.
30:20I'm here to pick up my son, Milo.
30:22Oh, look, there she is, Mary, from Succession.
30:24Mm.
30:25Sarah Snook.
30:26Mm.
30:27I think you've got the wrong house.
30:29There's no Milo here.
30:30What?
30:31You've got the wrong house, love.
30:32Kid's not here.
30:33The address is 1800 Crescent Hollow Road.
30:35If I'm not home from work when you get there,
30:37my nanny will be there with the boys.
30:39Uh-oh.
30:40Who sent you the text?
30:42Uh, a mom from the school.
30:44Jenny.
30:45Oh, dear.
30:46She didn't take Milo to the house.
30:49Jenny's taken him from school.
30:51To where?
30:52Where?
30:53Should you give her a call?
30:54Yeah.
30:55Yeah?
30:56Get Jenny on the phone.
30:58Where's Milo?
30:59Do we not trust this woman in the house,
31:01or is it Marissa's made a mistake?
31:06Shit!
31:07Oh, my God.
31:08Is that working?
31:10I'd be in panic mode.
31:13Let your dad start screaming.
31:15Come on in.
31:16We'll figure it out together.
31:18Well, she's nice.
31:19I'll do the same, mate.
31:21This is too juicy not to get involved.
31:23The address is 1800 Crescent Hollow Road.
31:25If I'm not home from work when you get there,
31:27my nanny will be there with the boys, Jenny.
31:29I know she keeps saying it.
31:30She keeps going on with the address, doesn't she?
31:31Yeah.
31:32And you are at the right address, but there's no Milo.
31:34There's no child.
31:35But you know this, Jenny.
31:36Yeah.
31:37Yeah, we met at the school social.
31:38She was great.
31:39She...
31:40Autocorrect.
31:41That's why...
31:42That's why the address is wrong.
31:44Yeah.
31:45Yeah.
31:46She's kidding herself.
31:47Of course it is.
31:48It's either autocorrect or fat fingers.
31:50It's one of the tips.
31:51She said, love you, miss you, and really meant to say, fuck off, Tom.
31:55Here, let me try it.
31:56We have a nanny as well, and she might have another...
31:59OK.
32:00Got a nanny.
32:01Let's call a nanny.
32:02Must be nice.
32:03Is there any chance your nanny could have picked up your son?
32:05No, she's away for a few days, so it's...
32:07So her nanny's away as well.
32:09Who's picked up Milo?
32:11She's not answering.
32:12The nanny's not answering.
32:14The summit dodge are going on here.
32:16Hello?
32:17Hello, Jenny.
32:18You don't know me, but I'm here with your friend, Marissa.
32:21Hi, this is Jenny.
32:22Yeah.
32:23Is everything all right?
32:24Oh.
32:25Is that Jenny?
32:26Yeah.
32:27Right, so she's got Jenny's number, who she thought Milo was with.
32:31Well, Marissa thought her son was at your house today,
32:34but there seems to be some kind of confusion on that.
32:36Oh, no, I'm working tonight.
32:37Jacob's at Sarah Larson's for a play date.
32:39So Milo isn't with you?
32:41No, he isn't.
32:43Who the fuck's been texting her then?
32:45What the hell's going on and where's Milo?
32:47Okay, so...
32:48No, you sent me a message.
32:49Hi, Marissa.
32:50No, I'm so sorry, but I didn't...
32:52It's on my phone.
32:53I'm not crazy.
32:54It's on my phone.
32:55It's on my phone.
32:56I've got it here.
32:57Yeah, because she got a text message sent off her.
32:59So who sent the message?
33:03Who picked up my son from school?
33:05Oh, we don't know.
33:06Do you?
33:07Yeah.
33:08Someone's orchestrated a fake text to say he's going to be on a play date.
33:12Yeah.
33:13And now has picked up Milo.
33:16For who?
33:17It's on my phone.
33:18It's on my phone.
33:19It's on my phone.
33:20It's on my phone.
33:21It's on my phone.
33:22Please take a copy and hand it round.
33:24Here we go.
33:25Two months earlier.
33:26Oh, okay.
33:27Oh, here's Jenny.
33:28Oh, two months earlier.
33:29Two months earlier.
33:30Oh, it's one of them.
33:31Oh, God.
33:32Are you all right?
33:35Oh, who is this woman?
33:38There's the babysitter.
33:39Who's this woman?
33:40Which one is yours?
33:42Milo.
33:43Irvine.
33:44Oh, he's a sweet one.
33:46He is.
33:48He's perfect.
33:51Oh.
33:52Looks like the nanny's had him away.
33:54Perfect?
33:55I don't know any nanny that sort of is like that, really.
34:02Oh, a bit of a creepy lingering look as well.
34:05Yeah, creepy lingering look, definitely.
34:07Nanny's at the top of my list now.
34:12Do you have him?
34:13Where is he?
34:14Where is he?
34:15Tell us where he is.
34:16What?
34:17He's got Anna.
34:18Oh, it's a nanny.
34:19I don't have Milo.
34:20I'm not working this week.
34:21He's not in here.
34:22I'm not working this week.
34:23I told you I don't have Milo.
34:24I left my phone.
34:25I was coming to get it.
34:26We leave tomorrow morning instead.
34:27Anna hasn't got Milo.
34:29Oh, and she left her phone.
34:30That's where she went answering the phone.
34:32What happened to Milo?
34:33We don't know.
34:34It's from Mrs. Durban.
34:35Oh, police now.
34:37Detective Alka has spoken with Milo's teacher.
34:39He says Milo was picked up by a woman named Carrie Finch.
34:42Carrie Finch?
34:43Who the hell is Carrie Finch?
34:45Carrie Finch!
34:46Who is Carrie Finch?
34:47That's what we'd like to know.
34:51I'm Carrie, by the way.
34:52There is Carrie Finch.
34:55Anna, nice to meet you.
34:58Nice to meet you.
34:59So, who do you work for?
35:01Jenny Kaminsky.
35:02Jenny?
35:05That's how she's been able to pretend to be Jenny.
35:08So, she's Jenny's nanny.
35:09The plot thickens.
35:11Miss Garcia, you're Milo's nanny, right?
35:13Yes.
35:14Have you ever spoken with Carrie Finch?
35:16Yes.
35:17Don't lie.
35:20No.
35:21Why is she lying?
35:22Why are you lying, though?
35:23I've seen her, but we've never talked before.
35:26Why is she protecting Carrie?
35:28What if the nannies are in there together?
35:30Oh.
35:31There's something going on there.
35:41Hey.
35:43Okay, hold Peter.
35:44Hold him.
35:45Why don't you just check the number?
35:47You just check it, okay?
35:49Oh.
35:50You arse.
35:52Oh, he's blaming the wife now.
35:55Hmm.
35:56Hang on.
35:57What's the title again?
35:59Just don't go there.
36:04Listen, listen.
36:05I'm...
36:07What an arsehole thing to do.
36:08Yeah.
36:09I bet he hasn't got any numbers of any of the people.
36:11He hasn't even got a bloody clue.
36:12I doubt he even knew he was on a play date.
36:14Exactly.
36:15Right, that's it.
36:16Ezra's not getting looked after by anyone else apart from me from now on.
36:20Isn't he going to Primrose Valley this weekend with man?
36:24After this weekend.
36:34In Blackpool.
36:35After you got engaged the other day, Jimmy was going,
36:37I'm married.
36:38Pete and his little sister Sophie.
36:40Anyway, we got talking about, you know,
36:42how, like, me and Paige are married and, you know,
36:44Auntie Sophie and Uncle Ben are engaged.
36:46And Jimmy said that he's married.
36:48To who?
36:49Colin.
36:50Aww.
36:51And I said to him, well, you could have picked a bit better.
36:52He's a bit of a dog.
36:54Went straight over his head.
36:56This week, the fancy world of IN dining was on the menu on Apple TV.
37:01See, this is all about gaining a Michelin star and I'm a bit done with Michelin stars.
37:08Oh, have you?
37:09Yeah, I think I am done with them.
37:10Are you Michelin star mixed out?
37:12I am.
37:13Yeah.
37:14I want...
37:15I want a proper meal on a plate.
37:16What would you rather?
37:17Michelin star or Toby Carvery?
37:20Toby.
37:21God!
37:25How could you take you to a Michelin star restaurant swigging like that?
37:34I've actually dined at one and five star rated food hygiene places.
37:40Well, that is the northern Michelin star instead.
37:42That is the northern Michelin star.
37:44On the southeast coast of Ireland, Chef Tony Parkin won't settle for anything less than two.
37:50Oh, so he's already got one.
37:52One.
37:53It's more difficult to keep the Michelin star than actually gain one.
37:57Because they're always looking to knock you off.
37:59You're Petra's star.
38:00Yeah.
38:01Most of the team, like 22-year-old Sean, have barely worked in a professional kitchen.
38:06Oh, God.
38:07Oh, it's a young buck.
38:08Everyone's going to start somewhere.
38:09Yep, that's true.
38:10And chefing is a fucking hard industry, so let's give them their credit.
38:13It is a really good opportunity.
38:15Do you know what I mean?
38:16It's like going to train with Man City.
38:19You know what I mean?
38:20There's no doubt that trying to win two stars with rookie chefs is a tall order.
38:24As long as they show up on time and they're not slackers a bag of knackers.
38:28Ringing in C.
38:29Exactly.
38:30Do you think you could take the pressure of the kitchen?
38:32I, as a pot wash, yes.
38:34Yeah.
38:35Not anything to do with the cooking.
38:36I could operate the dishwasher.
38:37No, you can't.
38:38Could you?
38:39I'm not sure you could.
38:40I don't think you could.
38:41For tonight's service, Dylan and Sean have a vital job of plating Tony's twist on haddock chowder.
38:46It's all in the presentation.
38:48You eat with your eyes.
38:50It's like a clutch of a car, yeah?
38:51It's like a little biting point and you want to hit that point every time.
38:55Even handing someone who's never worked in the kitchen before a cream gun?
38:58It takes long to master that.
39:00I swear.
39:01It takes long.
39:02Perfect time if it's not.
39:03And that's the difference.
39:04Yeah.
39:0522 of them tonight.
39:06Make sure they're perfect, yeah?
39:07You say, yes, chef.
39:08Yeah.
39:09Now he said that to that young lad, he'll be like that with it and it'll be going all off
39:12it because he's nervous.
39:17Is that downed?
39:18Is that downed?
39:19Oh, fucking hell.
39:20That's not even.
39:21Oh, no, no, no.
39:22Not sure that's going to go down well.
39:24So, that's going up the top there.
39:25That one's not even covered.
39:26That's not covered.
39:27That's not covered.
39:28That's not covered.
39:29That's not covered.
39:30That's got shit around the sides.
39:31Yes, chef.
39:32Right.
39:33Right.
39:34So, do it all again then.
39:35I'd start crying.
39:36I'd be like, why are you being so mean to me?
39:37Please stop.
39:38And if someone's food tastes salty, you know why.
39:40My tears.
39:41I guarantee, after he's just told Sean that, it'll have gone in here, straight out of there.
39:50It's absolutely garbage.
39:51Absolutely fucking garbage.
39:52Oh, Tony's getting a bit stressed.
39:54I mean, surely to God you've got to give him a bit of leeway.
39:57Just get everything out there.
39:58Bring it over.
39:59I'll do it myself.
40:00Oh.
40:01Someone's tired.
40:02That's going to knock those young people's confidence big time.
40:06Well, it's a pressurised environment.
40:08These are hearties oysters.
40:10These are 14 years old.
40:12So, what we're going to do with this is just carve into three.
40:14These oysters are almost as all disease guys are.
40:17That's sad.
40:18The poor oysters have lived all that time without being caught.
40:21And now these greedy millionaires are going to eat them.
40:24These have all got to be equal.
40:26Yeah?
40:27It's pretty simple.
40:28It's hard to cut things in equal slices.
40:30How does his knife do that?
40:32Because he's got good knives that don't cut from Argos.
40:34Oh, shit.
40:35I'm scared for Sean.
40:36Oh, please get this right.
40:37Sean, wake up.
40:38We've got fucking dick loads of watermelon on the second one in.
40:39Dick loads?
40:40What's a dick load?
40:41I don't know.
40:42I've got a new phrase.
40:43I'm going to have dick loads of baked beans on toast later.
40:45You need to hurry up.
40:46I said, just stick me on the pot wash.
40:47I'm sick of this.
40:48Can I not do, like, concierge or something Tony instead?
40:49No, do you do it again?
40:50Honestly, Sean, you're doing the fucking head in.
40:51Oh, God.
40:52You're doing Sean's fucking head in or not?
40:53No, I wouldn't have that.
40:54Well, the best thing we do is...
40:55I'd say, shove your oysters up your ass.
40:56Absolute fucking waste of time.
40:57You go away.
40:58Get out of here.
40:59I'm going to have dick loads of baked beans on toast later.
41:00I'm going to have dick loads of baked beans on toast later.
41:02You need to hurry up.
41:03I said, just stick me on the pot wash.
41:04I'm sick of this.
41:05Can I not do, like, concierge or something Tony instead?
41:06No, do you do it again?
41:07Honestly, Sean, you're doing the fucking head in.
41:09Oh, God, you're doing Sean's fucking head in or not?
41:12No, I wouldn't have that.
41:14Well, the best thing we do is...
41:15Grab your oysters up your ass.
41:17Absolute fucking waste of time.
41:19You go away.
41:20Gamma site.
41:21Oh, my God.
41:22Oh, my days.
41:23Oh, my gosh.
41:24Poor Sean.
41:25To be fair, when I go in the kitchen sometimes,
41:27when you're doing tea and they open up a cupboard,
41:29you go, what the fuck are you doing in here now?
41:31Can't you see I'm doing tea?
41:32Fuck off!
41:33Kate.
41:34Kate.
41:38In Kent...
41:39Jake, are you wearing skinny jeans?
41:41Can you come here?
41:42Sally and her sons Jake and Harry.
41:45You are slaying!
41:49Yeah?
41:50I am.
41:54No, I...
41:55It was intentional.
41:56It's a scog look.
41:57They're not that skinny.
41:59Slim fits the word.
42:04On Tuesday night, they were sorting out more dodgy dogs down under on Channel 5.
42:09Do you know what?
42:10Me and Paige actually say about Colin, that he's the best company that we could have.
42:14I know you two sit and cry about when he's dying.
42:16Oh, don't.
42:17Because they'll actually make me well up now thinking about it.
42:20Because, you know...
42:21Yeah, but he is...
42:22You do just think, like, they don't live forever, do they?
42:25You are a fucking loser.
42:27No, he's...
42:28I am welling up now because he is class.
42:31Like, he's got...
42:32Yeah.
42:33He's a good lad.
42:34Aw.
42:35He's one of my kids.
42:36He's my firstborn, like...
42:37Aw.
42:39Look at those doggies!
42:41You know what?
42:42I think we've got to get a dog again.
42:43No.
42:44No.
42:45No.
42:46No, no, no, no.
42:47It's brilliant to see dogs behaving badly or just come round here.
42:50Go round your house, more like.
42:52These two are angels.
42:54Golden Retriever Goldie...
42:57..is the heart of this household.
42:59Oh, I love Golden Retrievers!
43:01I was named after a Golden Retriever.
43:04Who the fuck had a Golden Retriever called Abbey?
43:07Asked my mum, I don't know, but I was called after a Golden Retriever.
43:10Turn around.
43:11One more time.
43:12And the apple of owner Will's eye.
43:15She looks very well behaved.
43:16She's a beaut, she, isn't she?
43:18That looks a very cute little dog.
43:19Yeah, you wait.
43:20You wait, Jane.
43:22And Goldie just adores Will.
43:25Aw.
43:26What?
43:30Why are they playing that music?
43:32A lot.
43:37Oh, no!
43:39That's the issue.
43:40Oh, no.
43:41But why is he putting on with her?
43:43He's just reading a book as if nothing's happening.
43:45Well, you couldn't really concentrate on the Da Vinci code with...
43:48Is that what he's reading, is it?
43:50I don't know.
43:51I'm just using it as an example.
43:53She doesn't do it to my mum or dad.
43:55No one.
43:56Only him.
43:57Well, yeah, because he's fucking letting about looks of it.
43:59Well, that's it.
44:00That's it.
44:01I'm just my left leg.
44:03Never my right leg.
44:05What is it about that leg?
44:06Well, you put your left leg in, your right leg out.
44:10It's like he's leaving his leg out there to tempt her.
44:12It's so embarrassing.
44:14We can't have people at the house.
44:16Well, if he's been neutered, then it's okay.
44:18It's not okay.
44:19There's nothing okay about that, Rosalba.
44:21Do you know what I like to look at this, like, glass half full?
44:24You know, she's not bitten anybody.
44:26Brody, get off.
44:28Brody, get off.
44:29That was Milo.
44:30Bro, if that was Milo, I'd be like, fuck off, bro.
44:34Like, even if I'm getting changed or if I'm in the bath,
44:37I, like, hide my boobs from Leo.
44:41Here's our Graham.
44:43He'll sort this out.
44:44Let's get the top bollocks in.
44:46Right, Graham.
44:47Right, Graham, can you stop this dog from shagging my leg?
44:49She normally humps me when I lie down, especially my left leg.
44:52Your left leg?
44:53Yes, my left leg.
44:54Never your right leg.
44:55Funny, that.
44:56Have you thought about cutting your leg off, sir?
44:59I think you've been a bit too nice for her.
45:01Too nice, yeah.
45:04Graham's already decided who the culprit is.
45:06Yeah, I think he has.
45:07To make it crystal clear enough is enough...
45:10Oh, here we go.
45:11..every time Goldie tries it on, she'll be told.
45:14It doesn't take a genius to know that, I'm sorry.
45:16I was going to say, I don't think Graham needs to even be here.
45:19Enough.
45:20Enough.
45:21But will it be enough?
45:23Enough.
45:24Can you be more assertive with your voice, please, Will?
45:26Put some bass in your voice, son.
45:28Enough.
45:29He's being quite soft.
45:30Enough.
45:31If anything, he's almost flirty.
45:32Yeah.
45:33Stop it, you.
45:34Enough.
45:35Next time you say enough, it needs to be a little bit more forceful.
45:38Enough!
45:39Stop shagging your leg.
45:40He's not got to be aggressive, but he has got to be firm.
45:43OK.
45:44Like I am with you.
45:45Oh, yeah.
45:46You need to get a less attractive dog to hump him.
45:49Yeah.
45:50Yeah.
45:51That's it, you're right.
45:52Yeah, yeah.
45:53A bulldog.
45:54Yeah, if he had a French bulldog humping, he'd be like, get off.
45:56Did we all disagree that Goldie's an attractive dog then?
46:01Yeah.
46:02Yeah.
46:03Yeah.
46:04Very quickly as well.
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