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00:07Crashing through the crowded halls
00:09Dodging girls like ping pong balls
00:10Just to reach the bathroom all the time
00:12Peeping over laundry piles
00:14Divers you can smell for miles
00:15Guys gotta do what he can to survive
00:19In the wild house
00:20In the wild house
00:22Duck, duck, push and shove
00:23That's how we show our love
00:24In the wild house
00:26In the wild house
00:271.10 girls
00:28Born and traded for the world
00:29Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop
00:50Peep-peer
00:51Thanks, I'm sorry
00:53But you've only had one date with Batty Davis
00:55I can't tell anything about your future yet
00:57And don't send that text
00:59You'll look clingy
01:00Hey Lynn, I have my crystal ball out
01:02Do you want to see your future?
01:04Ha, right, yeah
01:05Thanks, Luz
01:06But I already know exactly what it's gonna look like
01:08I'm gonna be a triple sport pro athlete
01:11Have five championship rings
01:13Three deodorant commercials
01:14Two Christmas movies
01:15And my own cereal
01:17And my own cereal
01:17Crunchy joke
01:18Yep, I've got it all figured out
01:22Huh, gasp
01:23I mean, sounds about right
01:24Wait, wait, wait
01:25What do you see?
01:26Is it different than what I'm saying?
01:28That's enough readings for tonight
01:29Give me that
01:37Okay, I'm on a basketball court
01:39So far, so good
01:41Give it up for our halftime performer
01:43Crikey
01:52What?
01:53My future is terrible
01:55I'm not even on the team
01:57I'm Crikey's personal sweat wiper
01:59Don't worry
02:00It's possible my crystal ball isn't accurate
02:02That glass ball is 100% accurate, Lucy
02:05I did end up winning the pageant
02:07After everyone else got food poisoning
02:09Thanks again for the reading
02:10Told you
02:12My future is gonna be messed up for sure
02:14I bet this is all because I missed practice today
02:17For that dentist appointment
02:18Who cares about plaque anyway?
02:20Don't panic
02:20This isn't necessarily your future
02:22It's always evolving
02:24Darn straight
02:24And I'm gonna make sure it evolves the way I want it to
02:27Time to start practicing
02:34No fangs
02:35Sending that is an even worse idea
02:42Lin, I have your breakfast
02:44How about taking a break?
02:45You've been going all night
02:46No!
02:47Can't stop!
02:48Food!
02:48Now!
02:49Now!
02:50Sigh
02:53Gotta work 10 times harder
02:54And practice 24-7
02:56So my future doesn't get
02:58Messed up
02:59Okay, hit me with the orange juice
03:20Can't stop it
03:21Must change the future
03:22Morning kids
03:23Here's your breakfast
03:26What?
03:27LJ
03:28Those pancakes had Vermont syrup
03:30Sorry pops
03:32Gotta perfect my slap shot
03:33It's my backup third sports career
03:37Ah, Gwyn
03:38Get out!
03:40Sorry, Lils
03:40Just practicing my backup fourth career
03:42In a shocking dreamboat twist
03:45The anchor of shame goes to
03:48What in the name of cryogenics are you doing?
03:52I sink my muscles
03:53It's good for the body
03:57I can't hear!
03:58Who's getting the anchor of shame?
04:01Oh, idea!
04:03Everyone throw pillows at me
04:04Dodgeball is my backup fifth career
04:09Okay, it's been a few days
04:13Sigh
04:18Sigh
04:19Oh, yes!
04:21Back to being a champ, baby!
04:24Ha-ha!
04:24Thanks!
04:25High five!
04:26Oh, look!
04:27Oh, look!
04:27There's more!
04:29Lynn Loud, you're the most decorated athlete in history
04:32Yet you famously practiced your whole life
04:34And lost all contact with your friends and family
04:37Do you have any regrets?
04:41Oh, man, I'm all alone
04:43I must have been so focused on sports
04:46I blew off everyone I cared about
04:48Please don't read too much into it
04:51Milster, wanna hang?
04:53Lynn, she's asleep
04:56Not anymore
04:57Grown
05:00Hey, Stinkin!
05:02My favorite brother!
05:03I was thinking maybe you and I could play catch
05:05Spend some quality time together, eh?
05:08I'm sure the rust man here won't mind
05:10Sorry, Lynn
05:11We're finishing our science project
05:13Hey, these sentimental childhood days
05:15Aren't going to last forever
05:16We have to cherish them
05:18Hmm, okay
05:23Okay, done
05:24Memories made
05:25Where's Lana?
05:26She called me the rust man
05:32Paula!
05:32Are you afraid to go bowling on April 15th?
05:35Nine years from now?
05:36I guess
05:37Cool
05:39Oh, wait
05:39That's Grammy's birthday
05:42There!
05:43I had a tea party with Lulz
05:45Buried nuclear waste with Lisa
05:47And asked Lori one question about Bobby
05:49My future should be fixed
05:53Okay, sweet
05:54I'm still friends with all you guys
05:56Uh-huh
05:57Still a sports star
05:58I can't get me back
06:00Oh, those are my guys
06:02Kids
06:03Buff!
06:04No surprise there
06:05And there's enough little Lulz for a kick butt team
06:08Wait, why do they have red hair?
06:11What up, wifey pants?
06:13I'm home from the pop and lock fest
06:14Where's my welcome home kiss?
06:19I married Rusty?
06:22How?
06:22Why?
06:23Hard to say
06:24The future is a fickle beast
06:25Constantly in flux
06:27Where are you going?
06:29Fixing it!
06:31Okay, science project complete
06:34Thanks for the pie, dog
06:35Worked up an appetite using all those brain cells
06:40And for the record
06:41You and me
06:42Never gonna be a thing
06:43Okay?
06:47Women confuse me
06:50Come on, no redheads, no redheads
06:54Yes!
06:55Still got a family
06:56But no Rusty in sight
06:57Finally, my future is exactly how I want it
07:03LJ, what do you want for brekkie?
07:05How about a breakfast burrito?
07:08Wait, what if the burrito changes my future?
07:13It's too early for this
07:16And how will it change your future?
07:18What if there's so much cheese that I become lactose intolerant
07:21And then I forget before a big swim match
07:23And one yogurt later
07:24Boom!
07:25We've got a code brown in the pool
07:27And I've lost my appetite
07:30I know, oatmeal
07:31That's a nice, safe, bland choice
07:33Uh-huh
07:34Wait, what if my whole life becomes bland?
07:37What if I get a bland job and live in Blandsville?
07:39Oh, I know, granola
07:41It's delicious and healthy
07:43But what if I become all hippy-dippy and lose my head?
07:47Enough, Lynn, your future is always evolving
07:50You can't stress about it so much
07:52Yep, totally hear ya
07:54But just to be safe
07:59I'm gonna stay locked in my room until my future starts
08:01See you in ten years
08:05Lynn, what's going on?
08:07It's how I shower now, Mom
08:09Pretty smart, right?
08:10Let her rip, Lon
08:21LJ, can I please have the milk and butter?
08:26And could you put back the salami and cheese?
08:29Thanks, Dad
08:30Sorry about all those trips up and down the stairs
08:32It's okay
08:33It's only my 85th or 86th time up here this morning
08:39Whew
08:40Oh, no
08:41I forgot the eggs
08:43I gotcha
08:44Heads up
08:48Okay, future's still looking good
08:51Hey, Lynn
08:52Wanna play badminton?
08:54Wanna play badminton?
08:55Sure
08:55I'll just play from my window so I don't mess up my future
08:58What?
09:05Sorry guys, this isn't working
09:10What in the name of Archimedes is this all about?
09:13Just bringing up some supplies
09:18Bye-bye
09:24It's okay
09:25My future is the same
09:29I want our LJ back
09:31I have an idea
09:32But we're all gonna have to eat some meatballs
09:39What's that eight pound dumbbell?
09:41You want more chips?
09:42You got it
09:45Do I smell beef?
09:49Hey, what's going on?
09:51Hey, LJ
09:51Just having a special night
09:53Meatball buffet and a neighborhood football game
09:56But that's like my dream night
09:58The only thing better would be if you were having chocolate cake and a mud run
10:01Oh, wow
10:03You know, as it happens
10:08Oh, man
10:12Huh?
10:14What are you guys talking about?
10:16I can't go out there
10:17It'll chunk everything up
10:20It does sound like they're having fun
10:23Is that hickory smoked pork?
10:28Hmm
10:29Hmm
10:29I hear what you're saying
10:30Maybe you're right
10:34Here you go, Luce
10:36I think I'm ready to let go of it now
10:38I'm happy to hear that
10:43Lynn! Glad to see you out of your room
10:46What changed your mind?
10:48You can't sit around worrying about your future
10:50You just have to go out there and live
10:52Or you'll miss out on the most important things in life
10:54Oh, like family?
10:57I was gonna say meatballs
10:59But, yeah
11:00Family too
11:02Bring it in
11:05Loud's headed for the end zone
11:06And no one can stop him
11:10Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
11:13Aw, Lynn's going to be just fine
11:16Dad, however, is going to be pretty sore for a few days
11:31What's up, game fam?
11:33It's your boy Thumbs, a.k.a. The Gaming Goat, a.k.a. Slayer of the Sticks
11:38And I'm inviting you to a special contest
11:41First player to finish a speed run in my classic game, Space Snowmen
11:46Wins a trip with two friends to Thumbs HQ
11:50Where you'll get to beta test my new top secret game
11:53Wow, a chance to meet Thumbs
11:56And play his newest game
11:57Best. Day. Ever!
12:03noche
12:03I'm gonna sit this one out
12:05Thanks for inviting me over to game, though
12:06It's super cool that you guys are fellow fans of Thumbs
12:10Actually, Cara, we were kinda wondering
12:12Would you want to join the button-mashing buds?
12:15Uh, I don't know what that is.
12:17Oh, right. It's our gaming team.
12:19Hmm. I mean, the name needs work, but...
12:21I usually game solo, so it could be cool to be on a team.
12:25Great! Button-mashing buds, initiate pre-game ritual.
12:29Peanut butter protein balls to keep our energy levels up.
12:32Check.
12:33Finger fuel.
12:34The official anti-controller cramping cream of gamers everywhere.
12:38Hands in.
12:40Break.
12:42I hope you've all brought your A-game.
12:44We've got 50,000 players on the livestream right now,
12:48and it's about to go down in real time.
12:51Thumbs up and thumbs out.
12:58Clyde, try Ice Beam on that door.
13:02I'll protect you with a snowshoe.
13:06Ooh, I need protein, stat.
13:08I got you, buddy.
13:12Ooh, finger cramp.
13:14Hit me, Lincoln.
13:15Ooh, thanks, bud.
13:17Hey, Kara, how you doing all this?
13:19Done.
13:20Huh? Already?
13:21We have a winner!
13:23Congrats to Gamertag 24Kara Gold.
13:26I'll be sending over permission slips for you and two friends
13:28to come meet me tomorrow.
13:33Button-mashing buds, strike again!
13:36Uh-huh.
13:39Hey, why not?
13:41Ooh, ooh, ah, ah!
13:53Welcome to the thumb pad, Kara, Lincoln, and Clyde.
13:57Sounds like we're in the right place.
13:58I should drop a pin for my dad, now that we're here.
14:04Whoa!
14:14Isn't this place amazing?
14:15Hey!
14:16Ooh, ooh!
14:20Ah!
14:20Ah!
14:31Help!
14:31Huh?
14:32Help me!
14:36They...
14:37stole my game!
14:39Those!
14:41Those mask guys.
14:42Who were they?
14:43No doubt my competitors.
14:45They've always been jealous of my success.
14:47And now they're trying to release my new game as their own.
14:49You three are my only hope.
14:51You gotta go after those thieves and get my game back.
14:54It's stored on a flash drive.
14:57We're in!
14:58Great!
14:59I have rocket boosters on my research and development wall.
15:05Right below the flamethrower.
15:07Got him!
15:08Let's roll.
15:10These tire marks are headed east.
15:13On my signal, we ride.
15:18Ready, set...
15:19Let's go!
15:20Kara, wait!
15:24Huh?
15:28Oh!
15:31Oh!
15:31Oh!
15:31Oh!
15:31Oh!
15:31Oh!
15:32Oh!
15:34Oh!
15:35Oh!
15:37Oh!
15:45Sorry!
15:46They're gonna have to do better than that if they want to shake me.
15:49Come on, guys!
15:50Oh!
15:52Oh!
15:54Oh!
15:58Oh!
15:59We don't know what's on the other side of this door.
16:01Only one way to find out.
16:03Ooh.
16:10Is this honey?
16:12Why would the thieves spray us with honey?
16:20Come on, we've got to keep after them.
16:22If the three of us put our heads together,
16:24we can come up with a plan to distract the bear and slip off.
16:28Good thinking, Lincoln.
16:30And my gut says we can outrun him.
16:32Hey-ya!
16:33Huh?
16:36Hey, what a protein ball.
16:38Go get it.
16:43Kara, I think we'd have a better chance
16:45of fighting these guys if we got on the same page.
16:49Look down.
16:51Good prints.
16:52We're on the right track.
16:54There she goes again.
16:56Come on.
17:04We can use that tree to catapult us to the other side.
17:06If we work together, we might have a chance.
17:12Okay.
17:13Hop on, Clyde.
17:14Ready for liftoff?
17:16See what teamwork can do.
17:17Woo-hoo!
17:22Kara!
17:23Would you stop doing that?
17:25Whoa!
17:29How are we supposed to get up there?
17:37Apparently not with teamwork.
17:43Whoa, you guys don't look so good.
17:45What the heck happened?
17:46Kara, listen.
17:49Do you smell that?
17:50Bad guy B.O.
17:54Kara, we gotta talk.
17:56It's impossible to work together when you keep leaving us in the dust.
18:02Guys, look.
18:03I've always been a bit of a lone wolf, and it's worked out.
18:07I mean, I did find the thief's hideout.
18:09Whoa!
18:12Okay, so we need a plan to get in.
18:15On it.
18:28Jackpot!
18:30Hey, wait!
18:31Hold on!
18:32Something doesn't feel right!
18:36Kara, no!
18:37It's a trap!
18:40Quick, Lincoln!
18:41Jump to my square!
18:49You guys were right.
18:51It was a trap.
18:52We have to jump!
18:52It's too far.
18:53We'd never make it.
18:55I'm so sorry for getting us into this mess, guys.
18:58It's just...
18:58I'm not used to relying on other people.
19:01But that's no excuse.
19:02I need to work better with others.
19:04So, if you guys have any ideas on how to get us out of here, I'm listening.
19:09Whoa!
19:12I have one that just may be wild enough to work.
19:15Hands in.
19:19This idea is wild!
19:23Okay.
19:24Here we go.
19:33I'm alive!
19:34Your turn, Clyde!
19:35Ah!
19:37Ah!
19:38Ah!
19:40I'm good!
19:43Ah!
19:46Ah!
19:47Ah!
19:48Ah!
19:48Ah!
19:50Full of saying, Clyde!
19:52Ah!
19:53Ah!
19:54Ah!
19:55Ah!
19:56Come on!
19:57Let's get that video game and get the heck out of here!
20:00I mean, if you're all good to move on.
20:11Thumbs?
20:12You got here just in time!
20:14Yeah!
20:14We got your game back!
20:16Great!
20:16Then my beta test was a success!
20:19Your beta test?
20:20What are you talking about?
20:29The heist?
20:42To make the game extra authentic, I needed someone to test it out in the real world.
20:46So the whole robbery was a fake?
20:49Then who are the thieves?
20:50My programmers, the Bite Brothers, Mega and Giga.
20:56Let me get this straight.
20:57You had us chased by a bear, jump a river, climb a dangerous rock wall, and dodge a collapsing
21:04floor all so you could test a video game?
21:08Well, I think I speak for all of us when I say, that is awesome!
21:15Love that energy!
21:17Let's go back to HQ and play the heist for reals.
21:20I got snackies!
21:23Aren't you coming?
21:25You guys still want to game with me?
21:28Kara!
21:29You're a button masher now!
21:31We stick together no matter what!
21:33Cool!
21:38Watch out for that oil slick McBride!
21:42Good looking out, Kara!
21:44I need some hydration to get us over the finish line!
21:47I got you, Lincoln!
21:49Yeah!
21:50Level complete!
21:51Yay!
21:53Wow!
21:54You guys beat that level faster than I did!
21:57Button mashing buds, strike again!
22:01Hey!
22:01I want to be a button mashing bud too!
22:03On theOHOUP!
22:03OOH! Oh! Oh!!
22:05OOH! Oh! Oh!
22:06Oh!!
22:06Wrapped inside this tiny space
22:09May sound bad, but it ain't the case
22:11In The Loud House
22:13Loud House
22:14Talk and thaw, death will shut up
22:16That's the way we show our love
22:19In The Loud House
22:21Loud House
22:22Laundry pot, check the pot
22:23Hand it down to make me cry
22:24Stand in line to take a pee
22:26Never any probably see
22:27Chaos with eleven kids
22:29That's the way it always is in the Loud House
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